HG thread
It's time to stop
Thanks for the thread.
Never mind.
If that's Ocelot thanks bud.
>>9218182
Gascoigne
>>9218182
Yes, I am a fucking God. Lick on these nuts and suck my dick.
>Entry
>>9218182
Ruby Gloom
>>9218182
Miku's ass
>>9218182
Brock Lesnar
>>9218182
Kumiko Oumae
>>9218182
Poniko
>>9218182
Mayor of Cantown
>>9218182
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9218182
Anders Holm
>>9218182
A tiny Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9218182
Emi
>>9218182
Lenny
>>9218182
Len
Henri
>>9218182
Mother
>>9218182
Also first 36
>>9218182
Gregory House
>>9218182
Kiryu
>>9218182
Merak
>that was me. Sorry.
>>9218182
Grora
>>9218182
Ryougi Shiki
>>9218182
Baki
>>9218182
Smug Asshole Dragone
>>9218182
Adrian Rollini
>>9218182
Lana's mom
>>9218182
A tiger
>male
>>9218182
Alex Shelley
>>9218182
Skeleman
>>9218182
Kindred Hunter
>>9218182
John Bender
Jack
>>9218182
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>9218182
Meth
>>9218182
Etanity Larva
>>9218182
Shizuku oikawa
>male
>>9218182
Ichigo
>>9218212
Did you seriously just call me delicious? You just went from crazy to creepy.
>>9218182
Ryoko Shiraishi
>>9218262
>
>>9218274
Those are tits that's a fucking female
Yes,
>>9218182
Sakata Nemuno
>>9218251
Only Japan could turn England's most famous serial killer into a girl.
But they also turned historical warships into schoolgirls and a dragon into a maid, so fuck it.
Don't be shy,I'll give you my spot.
>>9218182
Shota
Faction games when? ;-;
>>9218335
Gay
>>9218303
helo it is i residue maroon
>>9218212
>>9218130
Helped? I wouldn't quiet say that. It's more like their paths just happened to cross with mine. As for my own journey I...
I'm not sure how you can help, really.
>>9218182
Inkling
>>9218351
fucking
>>9218355
LEAF
>>9218342
Once I'm done sucking Hoshi's asian schlong.
>yuno
>>9218355
God
>>9218368
Lick
>>9218182
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
>>9218335
>>9218328
>>9218301
>>9218366
Which schlong?
>>9218182
Revolver Kino.
>>9218349
>residue maroon
>not debris magenta
http://poal.me/9bdt8j
>>9218385
these
>>9218393
nuts
>>9218393
Cabbage
>>9218397
AND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSC4pgN3Mw
Post swaps and bounties now.
>>9218382
What kino film is this from?
>>9218404
>>9218352
>>9218251
You erp?
>>9218404
>The fucking god. I will not lick on these nuts nor will I suck your dick.
>Tiny shimakaze. Fuck that ERP noise
>Lenny. I just want to kill him even though he has done nothing wrong
>>9218404
everyone in D10
>>9218403
suck
>>9218283
Is it creepy to explore one's taste? I have never had bug before. Especially one so giant! Could you spare a wing? Maybe a leg! I heard you can regrow them.
>>9218350
Hmm, wait a minute. A dodgy past, encounters with odd people...
I am unsure who you may be but my pulse is rising thinking about it. Feel for yourself!
>She then thrusts her chest to him.
>>9218404
It would please me if you replace me>>9218212 for her>>9218372
>>9218403
SUCK
>>9218404
That ass, Emi, and the Mayor!
>>9218404
God, Mother, Hunter
>>9218404
Poniko
Ichigo
Shizuku oikawa
It'll be easy to beat them when they're not even there.
>>9218426
>kissu
>>9218404
>Brock
>Len
>Yes, I am a fucking God
>>9218433
>>9218438
MY
>>9218252
>>9218404
>>9218316
Give that thing my spot. I gotta take a huge leak and hit the commissary.
>>9218404
Emi, Mayor, and the Tiger.
>>9218404
Emi, Skeleman and Lenny.
>>9218404
>the fucking god, Len and Emi.
>>9218404
House. Hunter. Zorak.
>>9218404
On with the hunt!
>Zorak,Skeleman,Kindred Hunter.
>>9218404
Kiryu, Henri and Emi - sounds about right!
>>9218465
We did it anon!
>>9218448
You know. I see you on a lot of people's bounties. And you have me on your bounty. I hope you don't believe in the enemy of my enemy.
>>9218413
If my life was a film then its name would most likely be Kino's Journey, mister.
>>9218473
We did it Reddit
Reigen Arataka
>>9218404
>You randomly choose yet again.
>EMI, GRORA, and METH.
>>9218442
why does this exist
>>9218485
idk but I found it funny so I saved it
>>9218455
Th-Thanks...Mantis-guy. I-I'll uh, do the best for both of us.
>>9218477
>Of course not
>I'm merely aiming for the strongest
>>9218467
>>9218455
>>9218404
>>9218494
Oh. In that case, I'll pick him instead.
>>9218492
delet please
>>9218468
>>9218455
Oh,it seems that beast has fled for now. What a shame,what a shame. If that's how's it going to be,I'll be on the trail of Emi.
>>9218455
Is this kazaakplethkilik
>>9218462
>kissu
>>9218500
>enabling swap begging
kys cancer
>>9218434
What? W-wait, no hold on!
>His blush returns in full force as the woman forces himself onto him, awkwardly trying to back away.
>>9218404
Start, start the fight already!
>>9218499
Poniko be my girlfriend.
I like your sober look and attitude, you're the only girl who isn't a slut here.
>>9218404
I suppose I'll go against those who are going against me
>climbs up the building from a rope tied to the roof and opens up a river, then enters the arena
Good evening. How are things going on today? Have I missed anything important for these past days?
>>9218522
>get ready to RP
>see this
lol nope
>>9218511
Huh? We're getting ready for church! We dont have time to play!
>>9218500
Thank you. I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>Larva, Tiger, Dragone
>>9218531
Should have gotten ready earlier, don't worry. If things are way too quiet, I will idi nahui, easy.
>>9218501
>No way fag
>>9218419
>The Inkling thanks the heavily armored soldier, and gives him a great, big hug as well
>>9218404
>The Inkling points at Gascoigne. She wants to humiliate the man more.
>She then moves her finger to point at Emi. She does it so she can join in the group of people hunting her.
>Finally, She points at the Woman in Blue Clothes. The Inkling doesn't like the color blue.
>>9218522
Cyka blyat. Soviet is not of deads yet. Hail comrade.
Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website. Untill I see that Soviet is here.
Remember that feeling? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza?
That's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him.
The only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school.
If you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife.
I'd pick the knife. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former.
>>9218520
I'll put it in terms you can understand.
No.
>>9218565
rude
>>9218579
>switches the lights off and cries.
Soviet you're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
>>9218570
I was off doing other things and minding my own business. Could tell you, but don't think I can talk right now.
>>9218575
Haven't seen this old gem in a while. Thanks for the great reminder and chuckle.
>>9218566
You get out there and tear those gooks apart. Remember: short controlled bursts, infinity pattern. Don't stop shooting until you the mess you've made can't even be identified as alive or human.
>>9218516
Hm heh heh heh! Was I perhaps too bold? I was just having some enjoyment out of this.
>She once again backs away from him, a grin that can only be called mischievous on her face.
But I am telling the truth about my pulse. That could only mean one thing.
>>9218522
Salutations, man in armor! I'm afraid I would be the worst person to ask for what is important here. But it has been a blast.
Inkling since liz swapped i gave you merak since he is also blue
>>9218182
Yukine
>>9218583
>Okay I'm sorry.
>Take this instead.
> https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57713865
>>9218510
Anon, stop that.
>>9218426
Bork. Bork look at the "tiny Shimakaze"s actual image, it's not even the same shipgirl
>>9218628
Light and strong. As all good armor should be
I miss Turd Ferguson.
>>9218628
Stangled by an ass... How shameful.
>>9218654
maybe because the shimakaze is tiny?
Just a thought.
>>9218654
Don't care, still not into that ERP noise.
Anyways, you motherfuckers can't stop me.
>>9218628
If you wish to eat that rotten old meat,be my guest. I'll be off dining on something much more delicious.
>>9218666
Strangled*
oh well.
>>9218542
Jack? Is that you?
>She looks up and down all over the woman, her ever constant grin replaced with one of curiosity.
I realize it has been long since we last met. I didn't expect it to be THIS long.
>>9218669
and male
>>9218619
It doesn't matter, this place is usually not too dynamic and stays very consistent. Good that you are doing well, I am doing the same myself too tovarishch.
>>9218628
Better get rid of them before they have a chance.
>why my kills are almost always with explosives?
>>9218628
>That seems like overkill, since you only need one to rule them all.
>>9218628
Ugh.
>>9218584
>With an annoyed sigh, she flicks on the lights again.
>>9218633
>Pats
^.^
>>9218628
No point changes in the bloodbath
>>9218633
Need a swap, I know your mother needed one at the hospital you were born in.
>>9218628
Alrighty.
>>9218614
>The Inkling doesn't understand most of what the man says, but she looks excited anyway. She grabs her weapons, and puts them in her comically never-ending pockets. She also puts on a helmet similar to his.
Luke 6:27 - But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,
>>9218723
>Coincidentally enough, you also ask the cultists how long it takes for the bleeding to stop.
>>9218723
Nope. I need my energy for other things. The iron golem isn't even a tribute, you know? Someone could finish me off if I fought him!
>>9218745
thank
>they don't realize that there's a tiny Shimakaze in Hoppo's hands
>>9218619
Haaah...your pulse?
>He quickly shoves his hands into his pockets, raising an eyebrow at the strange woman.
I really don't know what you're talking about. If you're saying that I make your heart race or something like that then-
...Oh.
>>9218628
>>9218723
Some gloves? Alright. Nothing better fall on my head this time, I'd rather lose in an honest fight at least...Come on!
get me the fuck out of here that big ass street fighter is gonna murder me
>>9218723
>>9218750
No matter how muh energy you have Brock. Not even you can defeat that which forever returns. I am sorry.
>>9218745
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lmao
>>9218798
I love these cancer kids, but they can be retarded most of the time.
>>9218784
>>9218784
Another day another death
>>9218784
>Insert your own montage of grayscale and sepia tone shots intermingled with a cheesy 80s rock ballad.
>>9218828
>Insert your own brutal death scene intermingled with Cannibal Corpse.
>>9218723
>>9218777
You'd rather lose in a honest fight...? .....It's not worth the effort of my time nor yours, let's not do this.
>>9218828
I'm better at hunting monsters, not people
>>9218723
(#>﹏<)
>>9218729
I don't even know my mother...
>>9218826
Oh... Can they?
My love isn't so well given.
>Sorry, I had to take care of something for ~20 minutes.
>>9218828
...Ed's never fought with a butt before, but there's a first time for everything!
>>9218088 (Poniko)
>Don't worry about it, it's no problem.
Hm...whatever you say, Poniko! Whatever you want to stay the same, you must like it a lot! Ed won't stop you from keeping things like that.
>Ein does freeze in place, his ears lowering as he's overcome by a mind numbing terror. Ed petting his head out of absentminded habit gives him enough confidence to at least stay out from behind her.
>>9218130 (Elizabeth)
>Thanks for the swap by the way.
Then maybe Ein can meet him some day. I don't think Ein has a lot of dog friends...but he has a lot of people friends!
>Ein leans into her hand, pretty much using the hand to pet himself at this point. All this nostalgia for something he didn't even remember...
>>9218828
>>9218784
What's happening? It feels like something's been protecting me this time? I've been fighting better then I usually do in fact...is it the gloves maybe?
>>9218856
What? You'd rather not settle it here and now? I've got a fistful of gloves with your name on it if you wanna go.
1 or 2 ?
>>9218888
Better not be those fucking pedos.
>>9218881
I guess you could say she is God's puppet.
>>9218881
I've never even owned a fetish. Besides, isn't that something Shakalakas do?
Hey, hey guys, listen to this one.
What's the deal with black people?
>>9218938
They haven't all been hanged yet
>>9218938
http://poal.me/yhtwsq
>>9218938
So, 3 black guys walk into a bar
And let me tell you, these guys are really black!
I mean, if it was night, you couldn't even see 'e coming!
>>9218947
>>9218954
They're not black, and they're certainly not people
HA HA HA
*slaps knee*
>>9218881
Wait, what? How did I get roped into this? Magic gloves is one thing but this really doesn't seem like a good idea...
>>9218918
Even after this impressive streak of death, still no bounties have been claimed this game.
Some would say this is unsquidlike. I on the other hand, knowing what the Kraken in my lands are capable of, am of the opinion that this is VERY squidlike indeed.
Say hi to >>9217489
>>9218947
>>9218974
>>9218974
Fuckin' junglebunnies.
>>9218980
Ah the crucible. This will be a good test of mettle for our, soon not to be survivors.
>>9218700
I beg to differ. The fights inside and outside of the games have been very different for me. But it is pleasant to hear you are also enjoying your time here. To vah wich? Did you call me some kind of sandwich?
>>9218777
Yes. I fear that is what is happening to me. This feeling only happened to me a few times before.
>She looks at him with piercing eyes, her tone no longer whimsical.
You must be a criminal.
>>9218879
Ah yes. This Koromaru also had many human friends. They already have some much in common!
>Seeing the dog do her job more or less, she continues her focus on the boy.
I cannot wait for the two to meet. As I said before, you two must share a great bond. People with bonds are usually on a journey. Is that the same for you two?
>>9218894
0.
Military obsessed chucks are usually desperately trying to save their masculinity
>>9219008
Apologies. I wish you better luck in the next game, sir
>>9219021
b-but muh ak-47
>>9218879
On the contrary. Some things hurt too much to change.
>In a slow, almost ladylike fashion, Poniko sits down, and draws out a small box, pink and surprisingly battered-looking for the neat rest of her. She sets the box on her lap and opens it, it seems to have a bit of food in it.
>At least she isn't paying attention to the dog now.
>>9219008
Literally Ta-Class tier events.
>>9218882
Flattered, but nah, I'm good man. But if you do something I might respond.
>>9219008
We draw ever closer to finding our winner, Let us see what trump cards lie in thier weathered hands.
>>9219021
Once you've been in, its hard to let go of that mentality.
Hahahaha! Hello everyone! I trust you are all having a WONDERFUL day!
>>9219009
Nyet, it means comrade in my language, and that's doesn't sound too good, but just go though it. You will win eventually. The skill just helps you out.
>>9219021
>I have been exposed, dammit.
>>9219053
Well now I feel like a monster... it isn't a good feeling, I'll tell you that much
>>9219053
KINDRED HUNTER
MORE LIKE
WAIFU HUNTER
>>9219036
They were made by the winners of the first season I ever did. Blame them not me.
>>9219053
Will Merak make it? Let's find out.
>>9219021
>it's okay when Suz does it because popular
>>9219008
>Placing too much trust into his gloves, Kiryu goes for a straight punch, only to get his face bashed in.
>>9219009
......
>On the one hand, his heart was suddenly pounded at being called out of the blue. On the other hand, at least it wasn't a love confession. But he couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed that it wasn't either.
...Anything else give you that Idea? Because that's quiet an accusation to throw out.
>>9219040
No need now...I don't think I'll be going on in this fight much longer now...
...Ow...
>>9218881
>Ed spends the day sleeping and searching for natural remedies on her computer. Ed whimpers and sits next to her all day.
>>9218918
Oh, hey! What's your n-
>Ichigo, Ed, and Ein are all promptly incinerated.
>>9219009
Ed and I are on a journey! A journey for...
>Drum roll, please.
SWEET SWEET WULONGS!
>She points triumphantly into the horizon. Ein barks excitedly at the prospect of more dog food.
Ed and Spike and Jet and Faye-Faye hunt bounties! It's really fun.
>>9219088
I deserved that. A victory isn't worth committing atrocities
>>9219088
>Your games
>"Not my fault blame my shitty players"
Kek
>>9219128
You must have quite the losing streak.
>>9219088
The answer is of course, no.
It would not be a Game of Fate if the curses I gave out were not painfully lethal after all.
>>9219131
>[Insert damage control paragraph here]
>>9219151
It doesn't really matter to me. I gain much needed experience, and get to meet interesting people
>>9219168
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>9219168
Henri. Congratulations.
Thanks. I guess.
>>9219168
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>9219128
Well said, especially considering you bashed my head in to get there.
>>9219168
Thank you for that.
At least I had a real fight this time...
>>9219168
Bummer. I had a bounty on your head champ, congratulations. Thanks.
>>9218692
Huh? What do you mean?
It's only been...a couple of days?
>Jack stands up and pushes her skirt down.
Is something the matter?
>>9219168
Hmm. How unexpected, shame there was no high value targets worth tracking down, maybe next time.
>>9219189
That makes sense, I take it your some knight on a heroic mission or something, that armor seems a bit much.
>>9219168
Good job on the win comrade, and thanks for hosting. Was a fun game to try to watch.
>>9219168
Thanks for hosting
ded
>>9219221
Apologies for that once again. I prefer not to hurt people if I can help it, but unfortunately in the arena I cannot
>>9219237
I'm a hunter, actually. And unless you count killed monsters that attack people as a heroic mission, I'm not on one
>>9219168
And the placements
Henri gains 3
Inkling and Kindred Hunter gain 2.
il show the scoreboard v.soon
>>9219298
Thanks for the chance.
>>9219168
Congrats, and thanks for the host!
>>9219276
Then why enter in the first place if you didn't want to fight? I may not like hurting people specifically, but I'm at least down for a good fist fight.
Here it is
>>9219168
>>9219298
>You give both the host and the winner a thumbs-up.
>>9219066
Thank you for asking! It has been a pleasant day for death and victory. Do you feel the same way? I hope you do.
>>9219068
Wouldn't it be wonderful to everyone if you stayed in one language? It would assist greatly. What do you mean eventually? I did win three times since my visits here.
>>9219100
It is merely an assumption. One based on the various feelings I have felt with other conversations involving criminals. And I must say...
>Her tone becomes whimsical once more as she closes her eyes.
It is wonderful to meet another one!
>>9219111
>The woman lightly claps at the girl's demonstration.
I may not know what this wulong is but I have heard about bounties. Sounds like quite an exciting life! I hope I am not one of your targets!
>>9219168
I hope to participate in the next one. Congratulations to him. I thank you for hosting this.
>>9219233
>The woman's confusion is still evident, shrugging hit off because it is her friend.
It just seemed as though you were just older a second ago. Never mind that. You must have been waiting for this discovery of church a long time now, right?
>>9219337
>tfw not a single point yet
>>9219276
For a hunter, you sure do stand out. I thought it was all about atalking your prey, but your bright colored armor and weapons would surely give you away.
>>9219298
I'm starting to feel like I'm stuck in the middle. Thanks for hosting.
>>9219328
Well, it helps me keep my skills when not on a hunt, and I can't truly hurt anyone here. Plus I get to meet interesting people
>>9219370
Believe me when I say that my prey fights me with as much force as I fight them, so I need good armor and weapons to keep myself alive
Yuno you liar
>>9219355
Whoops. I just mean that if you are having a dry streak, you just have to keep trying. and I can say whatever I want, and is fun to use Russian, better than what half of these people talk in their knock off Chinese language... Anyway, sorry to cut the talk short but I need to go. Sorry my new founded friend, I hope we can talk again next time. Goodbye.
>>9219029
>Ein loosens up a bit. He'd live to bark another day.
Buuuuut if it hurts, why won't you change it? That doesn't make much sense at all.
>As she says this, she slowly leans her head over the box to try and get a look.
Sooooo...whatcha eatin'?
>>9219168
Congrats, Henri! Thanks for the fun times!
>Ein barks in approval.
>>9219355
Don't worry, you aren't!
...
Ed isn't even sure who is. Or if they're here. Ed is usually mission control! Actually, wait right here, just one second!
>Ed bolts off in the other direction, bare feet and all, eventually taking to sprinting on all fours. Ein opts to stay with Elizabeth as Ed prepares the surprise, his tail wagging all the time.
>>9219406
How is Yuno a liar?
>>9219441
She promised to host today
Yuno host pls
>>9219406
She said she would host today or tomorrow,shut it.
>>9219402
So you prefer it up close and personal. What's your opinion on striking from a distance. There is less risk involved.
>>9219465
I saw Yuno state today, OR tomorrow.
>>9219355
>Kiryu's face slowly sinks into his hand as he feels his patience slowly being tested by this woman.
Do I...really want to say? Even if I did this isn't the kind of topic we should be talking about at all. Let alone with other people around.
>>9219402
Interesting how? I'm a guy who happens to get into a lot fight. If anything, you're the interesting one here in that gettup.
Who goes hunting in ridiculous armor like that anyways?
>>9219438
Changing it...would hurt even more.
>The box is pink. On it's lit is a red rectangle and within it a black-white checkered pattern.
Just rice. Nothing special.
i have some bad news
>>9219543
>On it's lit
>On it is lid
What
>>9219479
While it's safer, it's also a lot slower. I prefer to kill my prey quickly so that I get hurt less, and they don't suffer
>>9219508
Well, I'm sure my prey is a lot different than the prey of hunters where you're from. This armor is basically a requirement to stay alive on hunts. Light, but strong
>>9219572
Spit it out.
>>9219572
Aikawa killed Yuno, and stuffed the corpse into a barby outfit to fulfill some secret necrophilia fetish?
>>9219582
yuno died
>>9219572
>>9219595
That's not bad news, bloody idiot.
I want to fuck _____
>>9219572
How bad could it really be?
>>9219610
A furry owl
>>9219578
So why do you do it? What made you a hunter? The fortune I take it. I doubt it's to hust be a hero.
>>9219578
Light? That? I'm pretty sure I'd fall over if I tried to wear something like that. It's like something out of that video game everyone keeps talking about.
>>9219625
Are you me?
>>9219653
why not the daughter
>>9219424
It is of no wonder why some look to be really cross with your appearance. And you don't need to tell me that. it is both exciting to win or lose. I await your return.
>>9219438
>The woman waves off the bolting girl, soon turning her attention back to Ein.
My, what a wild child you found, Koromaru! I mean Ein.
>She slowly takes a seat next to her guest, resting a hand on his hand.
I am not sure how you came to find this one or why you chose to leave them but I will not question it. Please enjoy yourself in your new venture.
>>9219508
Are you saying you wish to continue behind closed doors, Kiryu? I understand your fear, I shall relent on this topic for now. Could you tell me more of the attractions of Tokyo? It seems you are well versed in them.
How do you want to die?
>>9219610
Saki, Len, Cirno, Lana, Lana's Mom, Miku's Ass, Inkling, Mokou, and like a dozen more I'm forgetting.
>>9219576
>my finger slipped pretty far
>>9219610
myself
>>9219629
Well, while I am paid for my services, I also like protecting people. And the fact my parents were hunters as well helped me make the decision
>>9219634
You'd be surprised at how light it is then. It's only like slightly heavier clothing, in actuality. The actual weight in my gear comes from my blade
>>9219682
I want to be trapped in the driver's seat of an M1 Abrams while the enemy burns thermite through the canopy hatch
>>9219682
in my sleep
>>9219665
Yellow eyes are fucking hot.
>>9219682
I'm already dead.
>>9219682
Opioid overdose to the point of respiratory quiescence.
Aight niggas, wheres the cute anime girls I can ship with?
>>9219713
>Thermite
>>9219682
A honorable death.
>>9219673
>implying that wouldn't be a +1
>>9219730
cool.
>>9219682
With a girl on my cock.
>>9219682
Either on a hunt, or in my sleep after retiring
>>9219682
Of old age...o-or protecting someone, that also works.
>>9219743
We've talked about this son. Anime is not real, now get back into your mothers pouch.
>>9219682
In a way that is exciting. Too bad it may never happen.
>>9219743
You wish to have something fictional as your girlfriend. Isn't that a little sad?
>>9219743
HELLO PILOT
>>9219355
We most certainly are! At your go, we move!
>Jack moves around Elizabeth and jumps at her back, attempting to scale her and and wrap her tiny arms around the woman's neck.
>>9219809
Suicide is exciting.
>>9219682
A bullet to the head in public, so my brain matter and blood splatter over everyone around me.
>>9219678
>He lets out a sigh of relief, letting his hands slip back into his pockets.
Sure...sure...Uh, There's a lot of pachinko machines to go around in Kamurocho, but I've never been one to gamble on a machine. A few parks to hang out in. There's also the red light district, so to speak, but I'm sure you wouldn't have any interest in that....
...Right?
>>9219682
As an old, retired man, hopefully.
>>9219709
That's another thing. Why carry something like that? You may as well just use a gun if you're hunting animals anyways.
>>9219021
Good taste
>>9219709
I envy you in a way, you live in simple times with a simple way of life. If only it was that sinple now.
>>9219576
>On, it is lit
>Obviously the lunchbox is also a flashlight.
>>9219543
Aw. Well, maybe Ed can help you make the most of it! Your problem, and your lunch. Ed miiiight have something stored with her computerrr...
>Ed searches through a couple compartments on her computer, finding everything from spare parts to stickers before finding some leftover peppers.
Tada! Check these out!
>Ein barks at the sight of food. Truly a beautiful sight.
>>9219678
>Ein licks Elizabeth's hand, which is about as much affection as he can give. Though he can't help but feel a longing for someone else as she speaks, for who he isn't certain.
>Ed makes her way back a bit more carefully, now with a bulky looking computer balanced on her head.
Tadaaaa! Meet the one and only...
>She sets the computer down, sitting at it in a rather awkward position.
Tooomato! The best computer around.
>>9219786
Don't.
>>9219842
>Anon no, you are loved.
>he kicks his feet forward on the bench he's sitting on that totally makes sense being there in the context of a death match waiting room
I haven;t been paying attention...
what's going on again
>>9219842
Nigga what?
>>9219786
Th-They have a dick anon...
>>9219800
Buuuttt daaaaad~
I wanna ship with cute anime girls because no one else loves me...
>>9219809
Well no one else will love me so I gotta stick to those anime girls.
They can't say no.
>>9219813
Hello mech thing?
>>9219873
You want to discuss the setting of this place to past the time?
>>9219911
No, why would I ever do that?
A setting doesn't matter at all.
What are you, CRAZY?
>>9219872
Here? Hell nah. In real life? Of course. I just want to die traumatizing people. It doesn't mean I'm going to do it, or that I will do it right now though.
>>9219886
Don't worry about it.
>>9219851
I've seen the firearms some people around here use. In most cases, projectiles that small wouldn't even pierce my prey's hide. Well, for most of the larger beasts, at least
>>9219855
Why can't it be that simple? Things are what we make them, being as simple or complex as you want
>>9219743
>You can throw a rock in any direction and most likely hit one.
>>9219873
that's my fetish
>>9219942
Do you have a weird blood-splattering fetish?
>>9219894
>draws cute anine girl saying no.
>>9219860
My problem is mine. And my food is perfectly fine.
>She procures a pair of chopsticks, and starts daintily eating, staring blankly at the computer.
I never could tolerate spicy food...
>>9219942
Calm down Ichigo
>>9219942
>I bet you're loved here
>that's a strange thing to want though, but hey.... nah it's just strange, nothing more, nothing less.
>>9219950
But that'd hurt them.
>>9219966
>draws me fucking her anyway
>>9219930
I think we are in a green field.
>>9220006
>windows xp startup sound
1-2 Play Bloodborne
3-4 Play Yakuza 0
5-7 Play Smash
8-0 Work on my code
>>9219946
Swinging a sword is not the same as piloting a mech in space. And even for hunting, there are tons of laws in place, it's not as simple as it once was.
>>9219946
What? Really? What the heck do you hunt then? Pardon me for asking but I wouldn't know anything about things like hunting for food. It's a bit...archaic.
>>9220000
>You had thought the man would understand you didn't mean literally, but apparently not.
>You tell him it was an analogy.
>>9220030
Good luck.
>>9220030
Have fun
>>9220030
>welp. Off I go.
>>9219955
uhhh... what?
Y-you mean... sexual fetish?!
That's super gross anon!
Are you a homosexual?
>>9220006
We are where?
I don't see that.
Again no one cares about the setting
The setting does not exist
>>9220030
what code
>>9219942
Top hat
Monacle
Glue
Cheese wire/piano wire
Glue on monacle, top hat.
Make noose out of wire.
Glue hands to head.
Jump.
You'll look like you pulled your own head off.
>>9220035
A what now?
Pfft, fuck it.
>picks up a rock and throws it
>>9220030
Disregard, It's time for Yakuza.
>>9219958
N-No...
>>9219978
There's nothing to calm down about. Can't you see that I'm perfectly FUCKING calm?
>>9219982
There's a lot of people I like here and one that I don't. I don't care if my feelings are returned though. That's not my goal.
>>9220068
We are in your house now.
>>9220080
>pets
alrighty then, be safe.
>>9220076
>You watch the rock go sailing.
>It hits the poster below in the head.
>>9219819
Very well! You know, if you wrap your arms any tighter around my neck, you would choke me!
>The two begin their walk in a direction for a very long time. They come across many buildings not stopping until they find a church. A problem is..
Jack, are you still awake? Do you know what a church looks like?
>>9219835
I would rather it be a freak accident or incident than myself being my own demise. Though it is not like I can die in any case.
>>9219851
It all sounds very enticing, especially the latter. I wonder what a district of red lights must be. It sounds as though many won't get any sleep there.
>>9219860
>Elizabeth giggles at the affection, jumping once Ed slams her computer down.
Oh my! I never seen one this big before! It has a lot of things around it as well. You call it Tomahtoe?
>>9219894
I suppose that makes some kind of sense. A little dubious however. Hmm, what if you print one out saying no? Then they would be able to say it.
>>9219873
>She sits opposite of him on a convenient bed, jumping up and only now noticing him.
Hey Yukine! You like what I made? I call it...
The waiting room!
>>9220105
>>9220107
>Like poetry.
>>9220032
... Perhaps I do live somewhere more simple than you do. Though you'll have to explain what a mech is, I've never heard of such a thing
>>9220033
Well, where I'm from there are creatures commonly known as monsters, which I hunt. My armor and weapons are made from a species of monster called Rathalos, actually
>>9220118
Pottery
Fact. Hunger Games was based on a ancient African folk lore until the whites stole it.
>>9220073
Haha so original. Nah. I just want to go out into like a public square and shoot myself in the head, or be shot in the head.
>>9220081
No! We are nowhere! Stop talking about the setting weirdo! No one cares! JUST GO!
>>9220093
YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! GO AWAY!
DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD!
>>9220098
What?
>>9220107
Wh-when did a bed get here!? You made this?
How did you do it?
Fact: the hunger games is fucking cancer
>>9220127
>Pottery would make no sense. This situation isn't akin to vases or jars at all.
>>9220131
Wtf I hate whiteys now
>when you learn baron blade tried to typefuck red
>>9220134
Ichigo I thought I told you to stop drinking.
>>9220146
I am now in your room, calling your radio guy in Dubai gay.
Fact: I want to die
>>9220105
>>9220107
>>9220118
>The rocks bounces off with a cartoonish sound effect. It leaves the woman a little dazed in her walk.
Owwwwww. I knew I should've brought an umbrella...
>>9220158
What? Really?
>>9220122
Think of it as a giant suit of armor that can take flight and reach for the stars above. I have to bid farewell now, I have school tomarrow. Being a piloting prodigy doesn't excuse me from doing school work.
Fact: [insert heavy opinion]
>>9220159
BUT I->>9220168
WHAT THAT GUY SAID!
>>9220180
He did.
>>9220105
>>9220169
What'd you know, it worked. One qt animu grill.
>>9220131
WE
New thread pl0x
>>9220211
WUZ
>>9220219
NIGGERS
>>9220210
>You feel a slight sense of satisfaction that your analogy was correct.
>Pat yourself on the back, champ.
>>9219969
Come on, please try one? These aren't even the spicy ones either!
>Ed pulls out a pepper only to have it get snatched out of her hand by Ein. She casually pulls out a second while holding it out of the dog's reach, much to his disappointment.
>>9220107
...What's a tomahtoe? This is toemaytoe! Anyways, it's been Ed's computer forrrrrrr....forever, really! Do you have...uh, maybe a phone? A phone will work!
>>9220134
Atleast make it entertaining. Take hostages at a bank, and make retarded demands. Like McDonalds selling the McRib year round. Or M Night Shamilan has to bake a pizza from scratch, without any twists. Anything but shooting yourself in the head. Go out like a boss!
>That motherfucker blew himself up in the middle of an orgy with nuns. Crazy mofo!
Fact: Your waifu's probably shit
>>9220107
>The woman fails to receive a response from the tiny serial killer, her question answered with slight snoring as Jack leans into her, using Elizabeth's shoulder as a pillow.