HG Thread
Dank memes.
>>9220161
I don't care, he's a sociopathic asshole!
Good evening my friends.
>whips
>nae naes
>>9220107
No, not it's not literally filled with red lights, it's...
>Kiryu weighs his options once more as he thinks about how to explain it to Elizabeth.
It's where people with too much time on their hands go to...do stuff with...
...Yeah.
>>9220122
...Wait, you mean you're WEARING one of your hunts right now? That thing? I don't think I've ever heard of anything called a Rathalos come to think of it.
I have the best jawline in HG
>>9220219
HOSTZ
>>9220277
>>9220277
OH SHIT A SANDNIGGER
>shoots
best looking hger?
>>9220107
>The woman fails to receive a response from the tiny serial killer, her question answered with slight snoring as Jack leans into her, using Elizabeth's shoulder as a pillow, her grip considerably looser.
>>9220181
Well, have a good night, then. Until next time
>>9220291
>the hunter pulls out a journal, turns it to a specific page, and hands it to the man, showing pic related
I occasionally sketch monsters I hunt to give hints to newer hunters. This here is a Rathalos, you can likely see the resemblance to my armor
>>9220277
>Blows the dunecoons head off with a .50 cal sniper
Say hello to your Muhammad for me in hell.
>>9220249
Those are dumb and stupid. I could just work in a tall building office, throw everyone's supplies out on the ground in front of the building, and splatter all over their stuff.
>>9220277
I'm nobody's friend.
>>9220244
I think he's more interested in them than I am. Besides, just eating whole ones probably isn't healthy for me. I'm already...delicate as-is.
>She's definitely a very, very pale color. She takes another bite, smaller than the first.
>>9220330
Dach.
>>9220330
Aikawa, Okabe and Jude
>>9220330
You forgot to add Junko
Allah Ackbar
Gondola
Whatcha listening to
>>9220335
>The young man's eyes go wide as he glances over the sketch.
That's...that's just a giant dragon I'm looking at. You hunt animals like that?
...you WEAR animals like that?
>>9220416
Gunshots, screaming, and explosions.
You?
>>9220330
Ringadong, Obaka and Aikawa.
>>9219969 (Poniko)
Come on, please try one? These aren't even the spicy ones either!
>Ed pulls out a pepper only to have it get snatched out of her hand by Ein. She casually pulls out a second while holding it out of the
dog's reach, much to his disappointment.
>>9220107 (Elizabeth)
...What's a tomahtoe? This is toemaytoe! Anyways, it's been Ed's computer forrrrrrr....forever, really! Do you have...uh, maybe a phone? A phone will work!
>>9220416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pNlPLGY05E
Some damn fine British thrash metal.
>>9220330
Mion
>>9220416
SO YOU KNOW WE WERE OUT THERE
>>9220330
Does somebody have Mion' s full image?
>>9220330
Jude, Grimes, and Okabe.
>>9220445
>>9220348
>>9220424
I do, yes. As you can probably guess, there aren't a lot of old hunters where I'm from. Of course, there are many kinds of monsters, Rathalos and their female counterparts Rathian are just a portion of what I hunt. But enough about me. May I ask, what do you do for a living?
>>9220416
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAhKkPUo_A
>>9220330
Asgore
WHIP
>>9220416
>https://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8
>>9220416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi44nxaDg9w
>>9220489
Well, certainly not hunt monsters like that. I don't even have to think about things like that really. I just do real estate.
>>9220291
Hmm? Ooooohh!
>This time, Elizabeth's face goes red. Very embarrassed to think of it as something else.
Trust me, I wouldn't do such scandalous acts such as those! Could you describe something else?
>>9220146
That is right! I have been taking various things from various worlds so all could get comfortable while waiting for another death match. I started this arouuuuuund three days ago. I didn't hear you say you like it.
>>9220210
IIIIIIIIIIII am not an animay! I'm not! My third dimensional shape proves it!
>>9220244
>>9220445
You say that, I'll say this. Oh yes, just give me a second to locate it.
>It takes her a few seconds until she pulls a phone from somewhere. It looked as though a cord should be on it.
>>9220275
>>9220334
>The woman sighs wistfully once she hears the snoring.
You really do sleep a lot. We will get there one day. But I can't just leave you here, hmm?
>The pair finds themselves in front of a building with crosses on the windows and a figure on the middle window. Elizabeth walks in, seating herself on one of the benches.
>>9220416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>9220330
Hoshi, Grimes and Adachi
>>9220416
Oh you know.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WavnA9cte5I
>>9220604
>Hoshi
>attractive
Are you actually retarded?
>>9220551
Kumin a cute
>>9220560
I'm... not sure I know what real estate is. Do you mind explaining?
>>9220330
is this real
>>9220621
Hoshi's got a cute, chubby face.
>>9220661
No. No he doesn't.
>>9220330
Grimes desu
>>9220348
Eating just rice probably isn't doing much for you either, you know. C'mon, you don't even have to eat all of iiiit!
>At this point she's waving the pepper in front of her face like a stopwatch onna string. Ein checks to make sure she isn't paying attention before eating a few more out of the bag.
>>9220587
Oh cool, that's an old one! That'll make this even more fun!
>Ed straps on her goggles and plugs them into the computer, clacking away at the keys while humming a little song to herself.
https://youtu.be/97xfV6yXcrk
Guys, I literally cannot stop farting
>>9220587
I didn't think so. But I'm really scratching my head on what else there is in Kamurocho. Movie theaters are everywhere...I guess you can play Darts and Pool at some bars...
>The well ran dry as Kiryu tried to think about just what exactly he did in Kamurocho that didn't involve his Yakuza work.
...Get into real estate?
>>9220626
Oh right, you wouldn't know what that is. It's the management of property basically. Say, owning a building and just managing how it runs.
...I think.
Guys, I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
>>9220706
He looks like that creepy guy off that Facebook meme. The one where he photoshops himself into different shit. What the fuck.
Did McDonald's just begin selling mozzarela sticks or is it just in my country
>>9220729
They've been around for a bit.
>>9220710
Ik babe
>KK
I literally cannot stop sucking dick, not even for a moment.
>Littlefinger
>>9220330
If you look into his eyes, you can see great distress in Okabe.
>>9220729
What.
WHAT.
Also, hi Yosuke.
>>9220696
You should say that to your friend about his own preference. I'm fine. I just didn't want to eat anything else for dinner to day but this.
>She clears her throat, her eyes briefly focusing on Ein before returning to Ed.
...Why're you insisting?
>>9220703
Oh, so you're a landowner. I've always wondered if renting out patches of land is difficult work, managing things like rent collection and the like
Post your ava's theme song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAO5N35ru4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc46uFo1TSc
>>9220786
>Yosuke
Nani desu ka?
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
>>9220797
>assuming their actual theme song
>https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc
Actual theme.
>>9220696
An old one? But my master told me it is what's in...
>It was clear to Liz that the girl was busy with something. She takes a seat next to Ein once again.
>>9220703
Indeed, that is not for me! Though the others sound quite fun themselves. Arcades, gambling, karaoke, real estate?
>She tries to wrack her brain as to why he would point that out.
One of those things sounds out of place. Sounds a little dull.
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw3VccMa8BY&t=1s
>>9220827
He was at McDonald's like 45 minutes ago. I was just guessing.
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7WQn-SXYZ4
>>9220786
Not Yosuke. Sorry.
>>9220878
>Not Yosuke
>Sorry
Sure about that?
>>9220797
JUDGEMEN-TO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDo-jHcvAQ
>>9220790
I wouldn't know how it works from where you're from. But in Kamurocho it's...an active job. Especially when rival building owners try to beat you into taking your property away.
>>9220844
Well, it's not so much an activity as it is...my day job...sort of.
But there's something blood pumping about watching millions of Yen roll into your pockets...as much is it's strange to admit.
>>9220797
Most of the splatoon music can be the Inkling's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpLJyt47U4
How big is your dong?
>>9220798
That song isn't half bad.
>>9220908
9inches
>>9220908
Same size as Rin's
>>9220908
7 1/2 inches.
>>9220788
Ein eats more than peppers, silly! Just like you should eat more than rice. Ed is insistiiiing because Ed thinks you should have a bit of spice at least in what you eat. Come on! Please? For Ed?
>While Ein cowers at her brief glare, Ed is the one giving Poniko puppy dog eyes.
>>9220797
>I kinda already did (Cats On Mars) but here's my favorite version.
>>9220844
>Ein wags his tail as Liz sits next to him, watching Ed click away at her computer.
>Soon enough, a buzzing noise is heard from Liz's phone, Ed smiling ear to ear.
Go ahead. See what it is!
>>9220908
>The nigger country has the biggest dicks
Big surprise
>>9220797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTtyRB-HfW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD6a9dqdoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTArWeDNpOE
>>9220908
ask ur mum :)
>>9220908
All that Dutch and French blood in me does wonders, 6'
>>9220892
I don't even know him to begin with.
>>9220587
But how!? All of that is impossible! I-I guess it's ok though...
It could be useful...
>>9220894
Beat? I guess that explains why you mentioned fighting earlier. Do they attempt to do it often?
>>9220908
Why would someone go out of their way to gather the info needed to make this?
Is it weird that I sometimes like to take off my clothes and scream at the top of my lungs into a pillow like a titan from Attack on Titan?
>>9220908
7 inch US
>>9220998
Yes.
Who's hosting?
first 36 for a dumb filler game fuck you
>>9221020
No one.
>>9220908
Why are Koreans so small compared to Japaneses?
>>9221025
Kiryu
>>9220981
Often enough that I have to walk the streets every night just to watch over our property. And that's not getting into the other kinds of business I get myself into.
>>9220998
...Maybe?
>>9221025
Juzou Suzuya
>>9221025
>filthyfrank.jpg
>>9220952
Doesn't look like it right now. And I was serious when I said that I can't handle my spicy foods...there's only one person who gets what they want with that look, you're not them.
>>9221025
Gascoigne
>>9221025
tfw altered beast alters you
>>9221025
Yukine
>>9221025
Len
>>9221025
Korra
>>9221025
BAKI
>>9221025
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
>>9221025
Inkling
>inb4 prank'd
>>9220894
Ah, is this day job a cover for your criminal activities?
>She sounds as if she was serious, until breaking into a fit of laughter.
Ohoho! My wild thoughts are driving my sentences once more! Disregard that. I can understand the allure of owning a lot of money and millions of yen is a lot, no? The fountain spirits must be very pleased by this.
>>9220952
I must say, this has my heart very intrigued in what this may be.
>She gathers Ein into her arms, walking over to the wild girl with a bemused face.
What must I do now? Answer my phone?
>>9220980
What's so impossible with it? One just needs to carry it a very long distance, with the heat may or not chasing them.
>She pats a spot right next to her.
Come Yukine! This bed I found is really comfortable!
>>9221025
Francine Smith
>>9221025
Nanahira
>>9221025
Stratos
>this is bait.
>>9221025
Overlord Laharl
>>9221025
Aeris
>>9221025
Night Dogs ass
>>9221046
That often? Can't you get someone to help you out? Guards of some kind, maybe? Surely a landowner can afford security of some kind
>>9221025
Poniko
>>9221025
Ragnaros the Fire Lord
>>9221025
Shield Knight
>>9221095
GEE THANKS FOR SHARING, WHAT VALUABLE INFORMATION YOU HAVE GIVEN US
DUMB CUNT
>>9221025
C.C.
>>9221025
Anonymoo
>>9221025
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9221025
Plague Knight
>>9221140
Togame
>>9221148
There is nothing to see, citizen. Continue your daily tasks as usual.
>>9221025
Cinnamon Roll
Anyone have the link to the HG discord?
>>9221087
>his face explodes
N-no I'm fine! I don't want bad things to happen! J-just keep the bed for yourself!
>>9221087
N-no! It's not a- I mean- It's..something to pass the time with, really. If you'd believe, It wasn't something I was exactly seeking out as a career. I only ended up getting into it by chance after- Never mind.
Talking with you is becoming a real minefield, isn't it...Fountain spirits?
>>9221115
I do. But it gets to a point where one ones more property then they can physically handle. I didn't say I was good at real estate, but it's my job for now.
>>9221194
>Wanting to dive into a cancer center
>>9221056
But they aren't spicyyyy! Look, Ed'll prove it!
>Ed reaches for one of the few peppers left and pops it into her mouth like it's nothing.
See? They're like teeny bell peppers. Sometimes Ed has them with beef. Sometimes the beef is imaginary though.
>>9221087
Yep! Go on, do it! Ed's waitiiiing!
>Ein gets all snuggled up in Liz's arms. If there was a dog Heaven, he certainly was coming close. Ed watches on with cheerful eyes, waiting for her to check.
>>9221025
Agrias Oaks
>>9221025
Suz
>>9221025
Bendy
>>9221025
Owen Hart
>>9221025
Chris Hansen
>>9221205
>She leans away, the frown on her face intensifying a little.
...I like this one food from America. Dirty rice, it's called...but I can't handle a bowl of it unless I have practically a half-gallon of it with me.
>>9221025
Hana
>>9221202
Well I wish you luck in that then. I would offer help, but I'm not nearly as good in a fist fight as I am on a hunt
>>9221291
Ask Asgore then.
>>9221198
>The grin on her face only becomes wider and more mischievous.
But it's much more comfortable than the bench. Plus, look at how I can bounce on it.
>She demonstrates by jumping up and down on it a couple of times.
Wheeeeee!
>>9221202
>A loud gasp escapes from her. She removes the hand from her mouth as she pus on a serious face.
I must inform you at once. The spirits of the fountains have domain over any fountain you may come across. Donating to them will grant you favor and they will fulfill one desire for every fountain you donate to. At least once a week, I go seek them for this very reason.
>>9221205
Well I shouldn't let Ed wait too long.
>Regrettably for the both of them, Liz lets go of Ein to grab the phone. She then presses it against her ear as if she's answering a call.
Helloooooo! Anyone there?
>>9221291
Join the TND Discord. Way less cancer.
>>9221314
N-no I'm fine! I don't need to jump or anything!
...
Stop smiling like that!
>>9221275
Oh, it's nothing to worry about. If anything, getting into a fist fight is more of a break for me then the paperwork or anything else that happens in the office.
>>9221314
>His eyebrows very slowly perk up as she listens to her rant about fountains.
Wait,you mean those water fountains that people throw pennies into? I mean, there's nothing wrong with some wishing but...
...How much have you...donated to these fountains?
>>9221333
Give me a link
>>9221025
Sumo Betty
>>9221025
Miku's ass
>>9221025
Kaito
>>9221333
thin
skin
>>9221025
Ginshi Shirazu
>>9221025
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9221403
Luckily the only paperwork I do is the requirements to go on guild quests, which is basically paying a small fee and signing my name on paper before heading out on that hunt
>>9221258
Dirty rice? Ed's never heard of it. Why would you want to eat half a gallon of rice and dirt? You're funny, Poniko.
>Ein whimpers as Ed's head takes a vacation to the side of the globe opposite Poniko's point.
>>9221314
>A series of very digital sounding laughs and cackles come over the phone before becoming just static.
And nowwww, let's see just who Lizzy makes out her calls to!
>Ed snickers to herself in her mischief, pulling up a list of her most recent calls. Ein whimpers a bit, partly from being put down, and partly from worry that Ed's trickery may make it so he'll stay that way.
>>9221468
Yeah, I imagine you're a lot luckier in that regard. I swear, if I have to report about a downward trend in the electronics district one more time...
...Uh, tell me more about your hunting.
>>9221502
It's simple, really. Kill or capture the monster I set out to hunt, or get killed by it
>>9221444
>tfw look up his source
Unexpected
>>9221333
Thin skin
>>9221569
Tokyo Ghoul?
>>9221578
I didn't think it would be that at all...
I-I mean yeah.
>>9221482
It's not. It's a style of food called cajun. It's called that because of the spices and other things added to the food making it a brown color. And they say I don't get out much...
>She briefly gestures at the peppers while Ed is distracted.
>>9221590
I just guessed cause of his mask he showed off chatting with Plague Knight one night.
>>9221569
That's kinda silly. Whaddya think I was from? New Zealand? Russia? That one country that's smack dap in the middle of Europe?
>>9221387
Smiling like what? Does it instill fear into you? My my, Yukine! It is as though your face is on fire with how red it is!
>>9221403
It is a relief to hear you know about them. Oh dear. You are asking a lot of me at this moment. I never made count but I always make sure to give a large amount whenever I cross one. A massive donation does make the chance of a wish happening far greater after all!
>>9221482
>The woman twitches her head as the sound of static reaches her ears. She then looks very hesitant at the screen, for once in her life.
Ah, you probably shouldn't do this! It won't be too enjoyable!
>On the list appears a large amount of calls. Most of them made to one person. Many made to one named Minato in 2006, twenty made to someone named Margaret in 2008 and one made to someone named Space Dandy in 2017.
>>9221575
>>9221442
Hilarious cause everyone freaked out when I started shit in the other HG Discord full of "thick skinned" people.
>>9221549
Well...yeah. But just, tell me more about what fighting one is like. There's a lot of depth that goes into a fist fight, each step and movement, each punch and kick. I'd like to hear what it's like fighting a monster like that.
>>9221641
That's...not how it works at all....
>Kiryu could feel physical pain as news of Elizabeth's "donations" hit him, holding onto one of his sides as he feels the essence of several thousands of Yen being tossed into water.
You're supposed to just put in...a penny or 2...eurgh...
>>9221291
Here's the link
https://discord.gg/7EfnR
>>9221645
When?
Hey guys, /co/ guy here. I know you guys use our codes alot (and i'm fine with that), so I just want to see if you have one. It's ultra-sexual, and it has some of these events i've seen:
>X forces Y to have sex with him. Y cries himself to sleep.
>X tries to commit suicide. He fails miserably.
>X confesses his feelings to Y. They end up having kinky sex.
>After mortally wounding X, Y sits back and watches him slowly die.
>X, Y, and Z capture and gang rape A. He will never be the same.
>X, Y, and Z capture and gang rape A. He will never be the same.
>X forces Y to rape Z at gun point. As it happens, X jerks off.
I doubt you guys have it but if you do, that'll be great!
>>9221695
We generally dislike sex events.
>>9221695
We've had sex codes like that at one point or another, but they're super unpopular here.
Ah, I mean that I'm looking for this code in specific. We've lost it some time ago I think, that's why I've listed the events.
>>9221687
Lots of times. They wouldn't let me in the main room. Point is, I don't think the Discord with the actual containment room should be calling other Discords thin skinned.
"Wh-What's happening in the chat?!"
Lmao.
>>9221731
99.99% sure we don't have it then.
>>9221731
Aah, shit. I recognize the events.
Electronicore is pretty nice
>>9221688
I thought I was dumb, but yer even dumber if ya think I look like a penguin. What penguin do you know that have jagged teeth?
>>9221602
Oooh! Ed knows what you mean now, haha! Why didn't you say it was that in the first place?
>Ein lays down, relieved. The searing rage had not yet reared its head.
>>9221641
>After scanning through the list, Ed's smile grows even wider.
Sooooo, who's Minato? Is he your booooyfriend?
>Ed snickers to herself, though as the name is mentioned, Ein is struck by a profound sadness, though not about being held. Something must have happened to the person.
>>9221753
I like Nightcore cuz they sounds like chipmunks
>>9221748
Oh, you're talking about Cancer Discord
It's common knowledge that they're hypocrites desu.
>>9221679
Well, a majority of larger monsters have a kind of ranged attack, be it fireballs, poison, high pressure water, stones... a variety of things, really. So avoiding that helps
>>9221762
Well, actually...
>>9221762
What kind of human has jagged teeth?
While writing events with he/she,are you supposed to add a number after the pronoun?
>>9221807
Your mother after sucking my rock hard cock.
>>9221807
Brits
>>9221826
(he/she1)
not (he/she)
not (he1/she1)
only (he/she1)
>>9221826
yes. To indicate which player
>>9221826
Yes
>>9221781
I know what yer gonna say. Those little things inside their beaks don't count. It's cheating to have a nose on an extended mouth like that. It's real bullshit.
>>9221807
There are a lotta people with jagged teeth. Yer just not paying close enough attention. Chances are there's someone around here with the same kinda teeth as me.
>>9221850
Hmmm...
>>9221778
A lot of dodging then? Waiting for that single, precious moment to land a blow...it really does sound interesting.
>>9221826
Also If you're going to capitalize it make sure both He and the She are capitals.
>>9221695
>Sounds a little like the modified regular code. Don't think this place ever used it.
>>9221679
Kiryu?!
>Elizabeth rushes to his side, a little hesitant in touching him.
Are you well? Do I need to drop you at a hospital?
>>9221766
>Elizabeth is silent for once. All whimsy spirited away the next time she spoke.
Yes, you could say that. I shared a wonderful bond with him.
>She looks over to Ein, stroking his head to perk him up.
>>9221766
Because I thought the actual name was more well-known than how it's maid.
>She rolls her eyes, still pecking at her food now and then. She hasn't warmed up any, but at least she doesn't seem any worse.
I don't even know why I'm talking...
>>9221862
I thought penguins were cute n' cuddly. Who's idea was it to breed 'em looking like science fair project gone wrong?
>>9221885
Maybe you guys aren't the normal ones. Who'd wanna have "normal" teeth when you can have razor sharp teeth that'll cut into meat alot easier? Yer gonna be struggling whole I'm tearing through all the tough foods.
>>9221864
There is a lot of dodging, yes. A single moment is a bit of an overstatement, but landing hits on monsters when you can is important
>>9221641
No!
I-It's just weird for you to be doing that and patting a bed is all...
Don't worry about it!
>puts a bounty on your head
Hermann where the fuck are you at? I have something you need to see.
>>9221927
Nah mate. I can tear through food just as easily as you with my omnivorous teeth.
>>9221943
>murders child
>>9221942
Yukiiiiiiine. You are not having scandalous thoughts cross your mind? Are you?
>Her grin now was full on Cheshire like with how wide it was.
>>9221943
>Elizabeth eagerly look for her own bounty, looking disappointed by what she saw.
This can not be right! I should cost a lot more than this pathetic amount!
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>9221943
>slays the bounty hunters.
>proceed to eat 30 pounds of cheese in 2 minutes
>loot their bodies then go sell the spoils for more gold.
>download mod to allow killing of unkillable npc's
>kill bitch for placing bounty.
>>9221904
N-no...It's just...that...
>He falls down to his knees, clutching his side even more tightly as Elizabeth comes over to help him. And then...
...How could you throw so much money away into water fountains of all things!? At least toss it away into a casino so that someone can put that money to use!
>He's up on his feet again, perfectly well as he starts to rant to Elizabeth about her wasteful habits.
>>9221931
No...Beasts like those won't just go down in one hit now do they? How long would you say it takes then? From the first swing to the last?
>>9221943
Fuck you, kid.
I want to violently snuggle Suz
New game when
>>9221988
No! Shut up!
It's just bad things happened last time I did that!
Stop grinning, it's making me uncomfortable!
I'm not having any of those thought at all!
>>9222005
>not just putting them as setessential=0 or whatever it is
>>9221943
Ya can't put a bounty on an investigator's head! That doesn't make any fucking sense at all!
>>9221984
Oh yeah? Ya wanna fucking bet? Give me something to tear through so I can put ya where you and yer normal teeth bullshit where ya belong!
I want suz to fuck me in the mouth with a 12gauge
Get coming up soon
>>9222027
Forgot about that.
>>9222038
Hopefully this time my image loads.
>>9222022
5-10 minutes
>>9221904
Eh? What wrong, Lizzy?
>Ed's usually energetic attitude dies down a bit, becoming more somber.
...Ed can stop if you want her to. Ed didn't mean to bring anything up...
>Ein whimpers a bit. At least he could take comfort in the fact that Elizabeth also shared his sentiment.
>>9221922
Maaaaybe you're talking because you're bored? Ed talks to herself when she's bored sometimes, even! That, or Ein.
>Ein takes a couple more peppers. No amount of antisocial demon women would stop his quest for food.
>>9221986
>>9221988
>>9222014
>>9222028
I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun mo- >>9222005
>>9222028
>Lifts a fully cooked turkey and slams it down onto the table
You wann go, motherfucker?
>>9222060
here/new thread?
>>9222029
>>9222019
I'm aces with that. We'll take turns, make an evening out of it
>>9222085
Here, probably.
>>9222013
Well, it depends on the monster I'm hunting. If it's something like a Great Jaggi, they go down pretty quickly, but for large hunts like Elder Dragons, sometimes they need to be tracked down multiple times before finally being able to kill them
Almost there
Good night HG.
Got my meme image ready to go.
>>9222118
REMAIN CALM, SERVANTS
Hnghhh
>skelet*ns
where's the mace
>>9222013
>Eyes wide and a neutral expression on her face, Elizabeth was very surprised at the outburst.
Oh dear. I didn't mean to make you so angry, Kiryu. Not in that way in any case.
>She rests on her knees, folding her arms over themselves. Fully prepared to receive the rant.
>>9222026
Did what exactly? What you just said can be interpreted in a lot of ways!
>>9222063
>Elizabeth puts up a smile for her sake. Though clearly it is forced this time.
Don't be saddened by this. You were just curious. That is pretty much my default state.
>Even her laugh was more heavy than usual.
>>9222067
I suppose for it is for someone else, I can overlook thi-
Oh dear. Will she come back like everyone else?
>>9222123
Have a safe journey into dreamland.
>>9222142
what the h**k do you have against skeletons
ExDE
SUCK MY BONER, FLESHBAGS!
>>9222142
Gorey Gauntlet LIV
First 36
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban whoever, blah blah fucking whatever.
>>9222123
Goodnight, have a pleasant rest.
claim it skeletons claim it for all skeletons kind
can you stop replying it is quite rude
>>9222172
Len
>>9222172
Gascoigne
>>9222172
Preston Garvey
>>9222172
Maria and Harusame
>>9222172
Aubrey
>>9222172
Angie Yonaga
>>9222172
Togame
>>9222172
Poniko
>>9222172
Overlord Laharl
Booker was right
>>9222172
Kindred Hunter
>>9222172
Professor Poopypants
>>9222172
Gallerian Marlon
HA
I, RYUJI SAKAMOTO, CLAIM THIS GET IN THE NAME OF US PHANTOM THIEVES; JOKER, ANN TAKAMAKI, MORGANA, YUSUKE KITAGAWA, MAKOTO NIIJIMA, FUTABA SAKURA, AND HARU OKUMURA
THAT AKECHI GUY CAN EAT A DICK AND SO CAN YOU SHITTY ADULTS
>>9222172
Grora
>>9222172
Rubick
>>9222172
Ahri
>>9222172
Senshougahara
>>9222142
Firmly within my grasp.
>>9222172
Leoric
>>9222067
Is that so? Gimme some fruit then. I haven't eaten anything all day and I'm starving.
>>9222076
>Shirazu goes before the anon says anymore, ripping and tearing into the cooked turkey as if he hasn't eaten in days. Shreds of turkey and some of the juices fly away from the jagged-toothed man
>>9222172
Ginshi Shirazu
KEIKAKU DORI
>>9222172
Woman in Blue Clothes
ALL HAIL SKELETONS
>>9222172
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9222172
Inkling
>>9222172
Blaze
HG wins again
>>9222172
Deku
>>9222172
Juzou Suzuya
>>9222172
Kiryu Kazuma
>>9222172
Suz
>>9222172
Mysterious Heroine X
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9222172
Kenma Kozume
>>9222172
Ararag
>>9222223
>>9222221
I fucking blame Asgore for posting a goddamn entry before a get.
Pedos got it
>>9222172
Ririchiyo
>>9222251
ararag xd
QUICK, EVERYONE ACT LIKE WE DON'T CARE
>>9222247
Heckin' Loud House's the winner.
>>9222172
Agrias Oaks
>>9222274
Nobody with at least half of a brain cares, though
>>9222217
W-wha... holy shit. That's fucking inhuman.
>>9222270
I stuttered...
>>9222274
That will be quite easy since I do not care at all.
>>9222145
G-....
>he saws quietly under his breath
got in a bed with a girl...
>>9222172
Yukine
>>9222296
>>9222304
>Good job!
>>9222172
Ryougi Shiki
>>9222313
I'm serious. Why do you think /tlhg/ cares so much?
>>9222300
Ara-ra-ra-b-baka.
>>9222223
Would have gotten it if it wasn't for gay ass captcha
Fuck you,cars
>>9222332
>licks femur
>>9222325
Because they get repeatedly autistic over gets. Imagine /pol/ but 20x more autistic.
>>9222298
>quickly realizing he essentially proves the anon's point valid, he quickly slows down and eats like a civilized human being
Yer a crafty bastard for making me do that. All because I'm a little bit hungry doesn't mean it ain't human to have jagged teeth.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9222252
Woe is you.
>>9222236
>Rubs thighs in a gay way
>>9222332
Use legacy
skeletons are so stupid like
they don't use legacy captcha
>>9222347
Exactly my point
>>9222103
Several days to hunt a single one huh? It must be a tiring career for you hunters. I hope you've found it rewarding at least. My work has...left a lot to be desired.
>>9222145
>Several minutes pass as Kiyru lectures her on the importance of money and how there's several better uses to it then wishing it away, gradually cooling down as he does so.
Hah....I needed that. What would you even wish it on anyways? I can't possibly imagine throwing it away for trivial things, even for someone like you.
>When an avafag's sole purpose is to circlejerk
>>9222327
No one stutters like that... You're doing it just to annoy me.
>>9222340
>>9222357
The stage is set! It's time for Gontulettunogatari
>>9222357
Everything seems to be in place, except me being at the top. Let's get this heap of garbage started already.
>>9222357
This time I shall triumph.
@9222364
>make a post shitting on us
>claim we're being rude when we respond
now im getting fricken angery...
>>9222407
>Not just saying hecken angry
You missed a quality opportunity to be ironic.
>>9222305
>Somehow her ears was able to pick up the low volumed confession. She scoots up to the to the edge on the bag with a very intrigued expression.
Was that so hard to say? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
>>9222357
Well don't keep us waiting! I wonder who shall be the lucky one this time.
skeleno
>>9222357
On with the hunt!
>>9222360
>Breaks face in a painful way
>>9222407
she's just a kid skele have mercy
>>9222357
Angie's ready! Atua's protection will protect me protectively!
>The girl seems way too upbeat and excited for this
^^2407
less talking
more car clicking
>>9222357
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9222370
Well, it allows me to make a living by protecting people, so I feel like I've made the right choice, like my parents before me
>>9222425
Hunt? But there aren't any monsters in this fight
>>9222421
i see clearly now
>>9222424
back off
>>9222433
i will discipline this child
>>9222382
Whaat? I'm not allowed to annoy you even if it's been a long time?
>missed a game
Thanks for hosting
Nothing, huh? Cool.
Starting ASAP.
>>9222468
Thanks for almost playing.
>>9222468
I'll give ya my spot if ya give me some money.
>>9222348
The speed at which you eat isn't inhuman, of course, I've seen people eat faster than that... but eating so much?
>he glances down at the half eaten turkey, Ginshi still eating from it but slower now.
Hey...
>He pauses and narrows his eyes momentarily, before lightly snapping his fingers as a grin appeared on his face.
You might be able to make money if you keep that up...
>>9222145
...If you say so, Lizzy. Ed'll leave it at that, for you...but moving on, who's Margaret?
>Ein nudges his head into Elizabeth's side, hoping to cheer her up. He was a corgi, after all. Designed for 100% maximum happiness.
>>9222446
>>9222460
I feel like the deep seated hatred has to do with heres truly.
>>9222474
What is this char from? Why is he obsessed with cans? And why does he like pleb Tab soda?
>>9222370
>Elizabeth is quite shake as he finishes. Standing back up with a thousand mile stare.
Last time something of that nature happened, I broke one of my sister's dolls. At first, I was having so much fun that I always forget to think of a wish. However now I have something to wish for. It involves a person very dear to me.
>>9222468
If only you had made your place. I would've replaced myself with you.
>>9222455
You go by the title hunter,yet you aren't able to identify a beast?
Look,>>9222357
All those creatures,inhuman things,those are beasts. And I plan on getting rid of them all.
>>9222063
I don't get bored. I can actually control myself to some degree. I just don't have fun, either. At least he can listen.
>She briefly glances at the dog once more, before shrugging to herself.
>>9222357
Get on with it.
>>9222499
Hamsteak
BLOODBATH!
Teamwork, hellbeasts, and a costume party, all right off the bat. Not too shabby at all.
Blaze really does want to triumph this time, as she annihilates a big target.
>>9222499
Homestuck
>>9222464
Annoying me shouldn't be the first thing you do after not seeing me for such a long time, what kind of person does that?
I summon _____
I want to fuck Suz until she's my mindbroken cumslut.
>>9222552
Shion
>>9222552
Araragi!
>>9222537
I'm ready to challenge any of you miserable ants that even dares to challenge me, but it seems that the line to fight me is short. Are you all to scared the face the Great Overlord Laharl?!
haha bonewheels got nerfed
they were easy to deal with using DWGR anyway
>>9222537
at least i didn't die to a b*neman
>>9222537
>After compacting her opponent with brute strength alone, she lights him on fire and sends him rolling away
Better luck next time.
>>9222520
All I see are people. Though there is one acting like a monster, and I'm speaking to him right now
>>9222537
I'm not so sure I fit a "dark" team
>>9222552
Leviathan!
>>9222562
Just become a tentacle.
>>9222485
Yer amazed at that? Kah! Ya haven't seen anything yet! You gotta see me and Saiko eat when Sassan hasn't cooked for us all day! I'm talking about bowls and bowls of ramen!
>>9222537
I'm allowed to be evil here, right? None of ya are gonna let my team know I've gone rouge, are ya? I might just have to beat yer asses if ya say a damn thing to 'em.
>>9222491
>A small smile reaches her face, not just at the dog snuggling up to her.
I thank you greatly for not staying on that subject. Ah, that is my older sister. I had to unfortunately leave her to fulfill my own duties. I wonder how she is right now?
>>9222537
Is this a curse? It could be worst. I could've been the one to die first!
>>9222539
You know that for a fact? Even so, I would wish you to enjoy yourself as well.
>>9222423
YES IT IS! IT WAS HORRIBLE!
I SHOULDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!?
>>9222587
But I have bones. Like, inside of my body.
>>9222537
College is inconsequential! It's all part of my grand scheme to succeed through this tournament.
I just need to survive.
DAY 1!
Not in the threads, though. :^)
You tried to spook the wrong tribute.
>>9222455
Protecting people? Heh, I wish I could say the same about my...real estate.
A fight's about to break out again, it'd only be fair to tell you that I'll be looking for a rematch. Good luck out there.
>>9222500
Does your sister stress out as much as I do? It really doesn't happen that often, the last time would have to be when Daigo...
...Someone dear to you?
>>9222537
A starting bout, to determine the strongest fighter...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!
>>9222617
Then they'll break, because she'll break them all. It's easier to just become an amorphous blob.
>>9222539
I'm talking to ya right now, am I not!? Hell, if ya wanted to talk all ya would've had to do is give me some dosh and I would've gotten the ball rolling. I might've even taught ya how to talk to others if yer that bad at it.
>>9222629
I ain't going anywhere near that psycho. She smells like stale bread and I hate it that shit more than anything else in this world.
>>9222562
Why do I feel like I'm getting the raw end of that deal?
>>9222537
Surprise.
>>9222629
...No. Before you ask, I'm not going in after them.
>>9222538
Someone who is super dere dere right?
>>9222629
Do you find this humorous? I'll punish you personally if you keep this up.
>>9222629
Let's hope these childish acts won't get me killed again...
>>9222629
What the heck is this on my clothes...? Is this egg!? You've thrown eggs at me! Unforgivable. I will not let you escape, you owe me bacon!
>>9222629
Was that... supposed to be scary? You're all just covered in cloth
>>9222641
Good luck to you as well, and if we end up fighting again, may the best man win
>>9222610
>The woman flinches slightly at his volume, a\her grin easing a little.
Please adjust your voice to one level. But oh my, you're first time wasn't good? What a shame that is, I do hope your second will be life-changing.
>>9222629
Something about that girl.
Her eyes are out of this world.
As if she could kill anything with a strike.
I shall avoid her with all of my might.
>>9222569
>>9222629
Did you hear that guy calling my name? I'm totally popular
>>9222663
I don't see how annoying someone means you're being loving.
>>9222629
Why would anyone throw away money? Even if you're rich you should donate it else where.
>>9222629
This method is more violent than needed, even if it is being done to a demon...
>>9222690
I-IT WASN'T THAT! STOP ASSUMING THINGS!
I would never do anything like that!
>>9222524
If you dont get bored but you don't have fun...then what do you even do? You've gotta have something you like doing.
>>9222599
>Ed's endless happiness returns as she sees Elizabeth's own good mood return.
Ed thinks Faye-Faye is like her sister, kinda! Ed would love to call your sister! But...hm...
>She pulls up a few more statistics on her computer, a rare time when her face is remotely serious.
Looks like unless you've got some kind of magic phone, you can't quite call anyone outside of here. Maybe Ed could break through it with time, but it's locked preeeeetty tight...