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>>9186522
Meow meow meow?

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>>9186522
Just checking everyone is having a good time

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>>9186479
Not like it would help. I can go intro dreams, y'know.

>>9186487
Some of you humans get a little misguided from time to time. They think that because I'm smaller than them, they're stronger. They think they can boss me around, usually.

Doesn't end well for them. It's good that you seem to have some common sense.

>>9186501
>Midna slaps her ass, making the anon watch from his prone position as it jiggles.
You'll have to do a better job of convincing me than that, hotshot.

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I'm hungry Anon's.... REALLY hungry....
>She licks her lips and blushes lightly
I wonder what humans taste like~

>>9186548
Hi.

How do I get alot of (You)'s like Nina or Trixie? With the least amount of effort anyways.

>>9186559
Please mistress midna, sit your big plump butt on my face and turn me into your personal seat.

>his cock is visibly errect in his pants

Does the begging work or do you want me to earn it through more physical means mistress.

>>9186559
Hmm; maybe that's why I woke up than. Your mere presence made my dream end early...
Either way, you're still one gorgeous short stack with a powerful tongue.

>>9186567
Like, whole humans?

Like swallow a person whole kind of hungry?

>>9186543
Teacher teacher, I have the hots for you!

>>9186586
IDK man, but here's free (You)

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>>9186497
//It's fineeee! I'm glad you're liking what we are doing. I'm enjoying it a lot. I love playing as Karen and simply say silly things all the time. Your writing was more than fine. Wonderful. Exquisite. You don't need to worry about that considering my writing isn't good and it's a fact. However, I hope that my RP it's good compared to my writing and you're enjoying it a lot. And it seems you do. Have a good night and sorry for keeping you up so late.

>>9186586
(You)

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Too much candy.

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>>9186610
>She nods gently and stretches slowly, arching her back
Mhm~ I havent eaten in days... and all you men look~ well...
>She gently laughs and shrugs
So delicious~

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>>9186567
Hu-humans?
I-it would depend on what part of the body and the body fat and muscle.
Most meaty parts will taste like fat and dull since is covered in skin. Blood isn't particularly tasty neither, so unless you are into a copper like taste, you shouldn't eat humans.

D-does that clear your doubt?

>>9186598
Well, whatever you want really...
>He shrugs, smiling softly.
I'm not gonna force you to do something you don't want to do. You have a right to enjoy yourself here.

>>9186559
Of course you're stronger, that's obvious. ...well then, should I get to it?

>>9185491
Still waiting for an answer to this Ominous post......
Who did they think the Pac poster was? and why so much anger.

>>9186641
Or not enough?

>>9186646
I-I will be your meal miss.
I don't even care what hole you shove me in.

>the anon blushes

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>>9186656
Idk who they thought I was but hey, let them be angry.

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>>9186627
B-but I have someone special...
A-also I can't date students...

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>>9186586
(RP a lot and try your best to make it good for long-term sustainable (You)s, or shitpost at avas that people like for fleeting (You)s and negative attention.)

>>9186594
>Midna brings a finger to her chin, thinking over her options. It wasn't often that a human had enough awareness to know when to beg and when to act.
As fun as it would be to listen to your pathetic begging for hours, I'm a bit more interested in what you think you can physically do to earn this ass. I'm all ears.

>>9186607
And your tongue seems suited for flattery. Consider me impressed. Not especially impressed, but a little bit.

>>9186650
"Get to it"? Get to what?
>The imp continues to feign her ignorance, shooting a mischievous grin at the anon.
Explain exactly what you think you're about to "get to", chump.

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>>9186647
>She shakes her head while a dark blush forms on her cheeks, a large finger presses against her lips. Hiding a small giggle
Well~ It makes it sound even more interesting~ I suppose my doubt still isnt cleared though... Humans sound SO nutritional~

>>9186676
Hehehe~ Hmmm?~ You dont Anon? What hole did you think I was meaning to use?~

>>9186695
But teacher, I need someone to teach me the concept of love!

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>>9186593
>Wait a minute...was this man asking to be drained dry! like completely dry?! The Succubutt let out a low coo and really took his words to heart. With a new found vigor she really clamped her breasts together and started to drag them up and down his shaft rather slowly, sure she was taking her time...but she was doing it in what she felt like, was the most pleasurable way! She was going to start slow and tight, but eventually pick up the pace until she's titty fucking him to the extreme!
Welll...I mean it is your death wish. Don't blame me if you diiieee!

>>9186641
THICC!

>>9186699
Well, I thank you for at least being a bit impressed by me. Anything else I can do for you while you're here?
>He inquires, softly beaming at her.

>>9186699
>he walks up to the short stacks ass and starts to grab it, groping the plump butt.
Just give me the word and I'll start rimming your impy pucker~

>>9186699
I... I thought it's obvious. I was planning to beg an imp to squeeze me dry. You're an imp, right?

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>>9186631
Oh, please. I like to think I'm halfway decent but nowhere near exquisite. And don't worry about a single thing, your RP is great. Why do you think I kept it going so late into the night?

In any case, have a wonderful night. I hope we can play again soon. And thanks for making the months of waiting all worthwhile. I couldn't imagine a better outcome.

>>9186706
I don't know, I don't care where you put me, up your butt, into your clit, or the classic oral meal.

I'd love it ether way

>the anon continues to blush.

I was fucking my kid when my sister walked in. I don't know what shocked her more: That I was having sex with our child, or that the abortion clinic let me keep it.

>>9186768
What's 9 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend gag when i shove it down her throat?
Her stillborn

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>>9186729
//You're pretty good! Don't turn down yourself like that. Thank ya btw. Wooo, you were waiting months for this? Well, I'm happy to hear you're happy with the outcome and just another reason to pick up Karen as a constant ava. Good night and see ya latero. I'm lurking almost at any point of the day, at least for now, so If you feel like playing you can summon me.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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>>9186710
Eee...
E...
W-what about if w-we take the day of school?

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>>9186810
''Not here, lolitacona.''

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>>9186810
Right here.....
>Floats away once more to lurk

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>>9186720
Hm, looks like I've got my hands full for now. Maybe if you slip off into dreamland I'll be able to meet you there, charmer.

>>9186721
>She rolls her eyes at the man's combination of dirty talk and sudden groping. Humans never really knew their place when they were around her. Oh well. This one was at least smart enough to ask first.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Less talking, more worshiping.

>>9186725
How observant of you, human! Duh, of course I'm an imp. I know it may be surprising to some of the less intelligent species, but you don't have to tell me about it.
>Midna floats up and into his face, easily invading his personal space as she stares him down.
What you /do/ have to tell me is how you planned to beg me to milk that cock of yours.

>>9186830
NO TEASING WITH THE SNAIL

>>9186838
>>9186838
But really, twintails are p great

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>>9186848
''Ohhhh i'm sorry lotacota. Do you wanna see my pupper panties?''

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>>9186748
>She crosses her legs and strokes her cheek with the palm of her hand
Ass? Clit?
>She licks her lips and shrugs
I dont know if they'd sate my hunger like swallowing you would Anon~ nor if it would be as tasty...

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>>9186858
>Comes back to spit on Anon.
Sorry perv I only fuck men with dicks bigger than 4 inches.
>Floats back to the shadows

>>9186862
Well, who is this cutie?

>>9186716
H- how could I blame you for anything while being d-- aah~! Holy shit, th- this is so good...
>Already gasping and moaning despite of her going this slow, he couldn't decide whether to look at her chest working on his cock, at her lovely face, or to just relax and let himself stare at the ceiling. His eyes seemed unfocused and some drool was visible on the corner of his lips; he loved every second of this!

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Where all da furries at

>>9186862
This is bullying of the highest degree!

>>9186845
>he dives in and starts licking at the imps pucker ontop of sniffing and groping her pert fat butt
Mmph mistress your ass is so bubbly, I love it~

>>9186879
Your harassment only makes me want it more, y'know.

>>9186864
Go ahead and eat me then cutie~
Although it probably won't feel as
good as becoming butt fat~

>the anon gets close to the Rena and cuddles up against her

How hard is it to find a willing meal?
I'm all yours

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>>9186903
(That was the point. Unfortunately I have very little in the Bee loli files so no more for tonight.)
>Comes back and Kissus anon on the cheek before kicking him in the shin and flying back to her hive for sleeping
Sorry Tiny dick, no Lolo for you

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>>9186785
(Just to be exact, I went back to the archives and ran a search on my filenames to see just how long ago I've expressed interest in having a Karen ava here. The earliest was nine months ago. So yeah, it's been quite a while. Which only makes this all the more momentous! Okay, NOW I'm off! See ya later!)

>>9186928
I'm quite patient, so take your time qt.

>>9186845
Huh? W- well, I wanted to drop to my knees and beg while saying something lewd, but I don't know what to mention... filling your womb to the brim? Letting my cum spill all over your legs? Letting my cum glisten on your body when the moon rises? I didn't get to that part yet.

>>9186936
(I would, but it's hard finding good Bee lolo, so unless you can help a Bee out. It'll take some time.)

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>>9186884
''The answer is who I am not.''

>>9186896
''It's that easy to bully you? I didn't expect a lolicon like you to be so thin skinned. What a perv.''

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>>9186925
>She giggles a little louder and strokes her hands over your cheeks
Wont it Anon?~ You'd be pleased being sustinance for me though right?~
>She lifts her left leg and hoists it against your thigh before leaning down, gently kissing your lips. Her eyes close and each second she escalates the kiss further and further until she's making out with you

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Psst! Hey, mister. C'mere for a sec.

>>9186819
Teacher teacher, I wanna profess my love to you in front of the entire school!

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>>9186886
>The titty demon let out a cute little laugh as she began speeding up, sure it wasn't by much...but it was enough to be felt. Her pace increased, and her vice like grip loosened a bit as she began phase 2 of her titty fucking master plan. With every couple of thrusts her head inched ever closer, almost like at a moments notice she would dive down and engulf the cock as it was trapped between her breasts, giving it both a BJ and a titty job. Of course, that was her plan...and honestly, her licking her lips should give that way pretty hardcore. And sure as hell, as soon as his crown was bopping up against her lips, she made sure to open them up, letting her tongue just lull out, letting the cock bump into her almost otherworldly tongue with every thrust.
Ewhehehee! Iwf yew dhie...et's yer ohwn fhault, khay?

>>9186959
Uh...me?
>He guesses, unsure what she meant.

>>9186959
I-I'm not thin-skinned! You just happen to know my weaknesses, and you're exploiting them, you baka.

>>9186964
Yes?
>anon walks up to the zone tan esque woman

>>9186964
Sure, what's up?

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>>9186902
>The imp sighs and reaches behind her back, forcing the anon's face deeper into her plump rear. The constant interruptions as he came back up to quip at her were starting to get grating.
I just told you to stop talking and worship my ass! If you keep it up, I'm gonna make sitting on your face a punishment instead of a reward!

>>9186943
>Midna giggles to herself, clearly entertained by his ignorance.
I meant what hole you wanted to use, you poetic loser. Seriously? "When the moon rises"? You humans really are hopeless.
>Another derisive laugh escapes her throat, and she floats back down to the seat she was resting on. She narrows her eyes at the anon, anticipating his next move.
But it sounds to me like you want my pussy. You've got the right idea about your begging. Get started.

>>9186960
>he starts to make out with her letting her lick all over his face
Mmmhhh~
>he hugs her before the fun begins, his Harding cock brushing up against her leg.

>>9186989
S-sorry
>he digs his face in deeper, moaning and licking her fat plump butt even harder. Also bringing his hands up and giving her ass a long and hard groping making sure her desires were all fulfilled.

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>>9186968
I...
Uh...
Um...
Eh eh...
I-I think y-you are...
Um...
Jumping... Rushing... Doing stuff b-before thinking it better...
W-want to talk about it instead?

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>>9186981
>>9186985
>The "woman" pulls Anon into a dark alleyway by his sleeve and proceeds by getting rid of his hoodie and jeans.
Five bucks for a handjob, 10 for a blow and 50 for butt stuff. For 100 dollars, I'm all yours.

>>9186955
Hmm, I'll look around, and find ya if I get anything good,

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>>9186993
>After several minutes she laughs again and blushes darkly
Oh my god you taste... intoxicating~
>Her hand guides down to your cock and begins to gently stroke and tug it, a devious smirk on her lips
Maybe we should have a little.. fun before we get to the main event hmmm?~ Unless.... you want to get absorbed by me?~ instead of eaten?~

>>9187031
Midna vore Rena and the sexy trap boy,
Fuck fuck fuuuuuck

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>>9186977
''Ohhh? I am saying that I am everyone and nothing at the same time. Nothing unsual. But yeah, who are you?''

>>9186980
''Heheh. But that's the good part about this, isn't it? You love being teased with your weknesses. I'm helping you a bit, that's all, lollito.''

>>9187041
Mmh what would feel better~
If you absorb me can you do it by sitting on my face?
I'm a butt guy you know~
>he laughs
Eather.. ah..ahh way would be fine.
>he moaned as she tugged his cock.

Hey, so anyone up to getting raped brutally?

>>9187074
SOON. Tm

>>9187023
I wanna jump and rush into a bed with you teacher!

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>>9187074
>Raises hand.

>>9187083
>sticks balls in face

>>9187083
If you were into the same thing Rena over here is, I'd fuck you in an instant

>>9187058
I know, I know. It's why you're my favorite, Hachikuji-chan!

J-Just don't tell anyone else I said that, alright?

>>9186974
Y- yeah, it's my fault! Just don't stop, please! I'm c- close...!
>Unable to stop himself, his hips start thrusting back and forth, letting his shaft get squeezed more by her chest and allowing her to tease his glans with her tongue as much as she wanted. Every time his rod bumped into her tongue, he seemed to thrust harder while always having some precum for her to lap up. She had to feel he was close by that point, as his moans raised their volume and his cock began to pulse and shake inside of her mouth.

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>>9187012
>A groan rushed past her lips as his tongue danced along her rear, teasing her with his hands as he went. For someone has annoying as he was, he was good. Really good. Perhaps he did deserve to have her ass on his face for the night.
Th-That's more like it, moron! You humans ought to learn your place, and that's under me!
>She pulls away from his tantalizing mouth, turning back to stare down at him.
Alright, you learned how to follow orders. You're...decently skilled. Nothing special. I suppose Mistress Midna can grant you the privilege of being a throne.

>>9187045
(We've got a pretty good selection tonight. I'm impressed, especially for these hours.)

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>>9187062
>She nods and grabs your hands, slowly pulling them back around her body to her thick ass
You are?~ Good~ I have a feeling once im done with you, you'd go straight to my ass anyway~
I think I'll absorb you like that~ hehe~
>A darker grin forms on her cheeks
Let me see what you can do to my ass first ok Anon?~

>>9187103
A-alright
>he lies down on the ground starring at her plump ass he just went to town on.

>>9187031
>The anon was about to pull away, but then almost curiously asked "her" for extra info.
How much for a thighjob or a footjob?

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New we just need crab and Shinobu then we'll have all of the good characters from the monogatari series.

>>9187111
>he shoves his face into the Rena's ass and starts to lick at it, feeling every little bit of her juicy butt all over him.
Mmhhhmm~

>>9187130
>no doll
>no short-hair cat

At least your taste isn't complete garbage, I guess.

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>>9187086
>Mikel-kun bites his lower lip as the Anon smothers his leathery sack against his face. His heart-shaped pupils fixate on the two swollen orbs and he soon begins to worship them with his tongue.
>>9187097
You mean vore? Not into that, I'm afraid. I'm into violent stuff though, got no limits regarding that.
>>9187121
Too much for you to afford, sugar. I'm not into feet. Thighjobs on the other hand, I may consider.

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>>9187080
Eeee...
I... Uh.. Em...
W-w-what if..
Em...
T-that would be bad for m-my job and your s-student history...

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>>9187132
>She firmly holds the back of your head against her ass and lets out a long drawn out moan. her back arches and her soft fingers ruffle through your hair
Oh Anon~ F..fuucckk~ just like that.... ahh~
>Lewd moans escape her lips with each lick, the burning desire inside her building up

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>>9187141
Cat, Doll, and Snake are shit tier.

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>>9187101
So soon? Oh jeeez! I hope you get into Heaven.
>Shamsiel grins before clamping her lips down on his crown, trapping the pulsing thing in her mouth. She doesn't stop with the titty fuck either, she continues speeding up as she begins suckling and licking the head residing in her mouth! She began gently pumping her head, slowly moving her mouth down his shaft, only a little bit though, but enough to where she can have her tongue really wrap and poke around his head. This technique has been known to kill people! like for real, succubi are fucking scary dude. You'll be lucky to make it out of this alive...but hey, would you really wanna die any other way?

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>>9187117
>Not wasting another moment, the imp swiftly lowers her ass over the anon's waiting mouth, eager for him to get started. He'd already shown that he was skilled enough with his tongue while kneeling, but getting to see what he could do while her plump rear smothered his face was another exciting avenue entirely. She pressed her weight against his nose, easily settling herself atop his chin.
Now, throne...get that dick out of your pants and start touching yourself while you worship your Mistress! I'm not about to touch that filthy thing, but it looks like it's about to tear a hole through the cloth. That excited to please me, hm~?
>She wiggled her hips for emphasis, overwhelming the man even further under the heft of her wobbly cheeks.

>>9187146
Bat is the best, there's no debating that, but to deny the rest of the loli harem (Excluding snake) is just terrible.

>>9187143
That doesn't matter, all that matters is our love teacher!

>>9187142
Wanna try on some cute outfits?

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>>9187099
''Of course I won't. Who will do something like that? It'll be pretty mean If someone tells this information to someone else. I wonder what's more embarrassing. That they know who's your favorite or the fact that you like pupper panties of elementary schoolers''

>>9187099
based taste
snail best girl

>>9187142
Oh, that's a shame. I guess a handjob sounds good; the rest can be a tip.
>The anon pulls out a hundred dollars out of his wallet and offers the bill to him.

>>9187145
>he licks away at her ass, his desire to be absorbed into it growing greater and greater.
Mmmph suck me in Rena~

>>9187083
Not into traps, i should have said thatm sorry! Girls with me, i guess.

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>>9187156
Cat not a loli though and people can live without the two worst loli.

Chat is having a lot of fun.

>>9187155
>he does as commanded as he whips out his fat cock and starts to stroke it to the imp grinding her fat ass on his face
Mmmph fuck!
>he moans out as he starts to stroke his aching cock.

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>>9187177
>She pants slowly and shortly, before kicking you down onto the floor, she stands over you and grins gently
Remember~ you wanted this~
>She bends her knees and firmly nestles her ass over your face, one of her hands grabs your cock and starts to jerk it slowly and gently, her ass begining to feel softer and almost.. liquidy against your face

>>9187189
>without the two worst loli
How is doll the worst? She's fucking cute, and at least she isn't a little bitch slut like Snake!

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Hello, everyone~

(Peach is available for ERP!)

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>>9187161
I'm lesbian!
I'm a man!
I'm pregnant!
I'm actually 50!
I'm married!
I'm um
double married!
To girls!
That are actually 60 year old men!
Y-you should get someone better d-don't you think?

>>9187201
>his moans seem to almost turn into light gurgles as he feels his face sink into her ass. His cock throbbing hard and wild against her touch, she seemed like was at least trying to milk him before he became butt fat.

>>9187204
But just how peachy is your butt?

3 guys are in a bar telling about their most shameful experiences while shitfaced.
1st guy says, "I once got so drunk i blew chunks all over my house"
2 guy says, "That's nothing! I once got so fucked up I picked up a girl at the bar and fucked her right in front of my wife."
3rd guy says, "You think that's bad? I once came home so screwed in the head that i went to go fuck my wife and i raped my daughter! I lost my whole family."
1st guy pipes up, "No, guys, you don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

>>9187209
Teacher teacher, I don't care what you are, you're always cute and nice and lovely and cute!

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>>9187195
>Midna watched as her throne began to frantically masturbate, desperate to please himself as he pleased his Mistress. It was almost comical how fast and hard he was going, as though it would be the only chance he would ever get to blow his load while an imp sat on his face. Humans really were hopeless after all.
Your tongue certainly feels good, throne. I hope you're not putting your own pleasure above mine. It would be such a shame if I were to get off of you and walk away, no? Then you'd be left to cum all by yourself. Wouldn't that just be the saddest thing that's ever happened to you, chair?
>She laughed as she teased him, knowing full well that he would be willing to do just about anything in his frenzied state of arousal. Her mind raced to all of the ways she could convince him to debase himself in the pursuit of his fleeting orgasms. A low moan escaped her throat as his tongue ran along her asshole, making her shiver from the sensation.
You're...you're not bad for a throne~.

>>9187153
Oh fuck... I'm... I'm...! CUMMING!
>His hips buck as deep within her as possible, unloading a ridiculous amount of his thick load inside her mouth, letting it pour down her throat and on her chest if she doesn't catch it. Much like her previous victims, his hips shook as he almost screamed in ecstasy, feeling like the orgasm would never stop. However, it eventually does and he drops to the ground, letting a shot spill onto her breasts. No wonder everyone ends up dying from it; his heart was pounding like a hammer and all he could do was twitch in ecstasy. However, he still seemed to be hard and it looked like his finger just moved! Of course he wouldn't be empty just yet, he had a month worth of semen packed down below! He tried speaking, but struggled with it, panting and moaning for a while between every word.
Is... this... Heaven...?

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>>9187215
>She begins to slowly sink down against your face, a muffled laugh reaches your ears, she starts to quickly stroke your cock.
>Her hand begins to feel warm and wet against your cock, an immense feeling of pleasure pulses through it as you feel her begin to merge with your body

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>>9187223

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>>9187217
Oh, you tease...

>>9187227
Mmmph~
>he kept moaning giving a ton of love to the imp ass while wildly stroking his own throbbing cock. Also moving down and licking at the wet imp pussy trying to get her to soak his face

>>9187240
Holy fuck, its huge! Wanna do some lewd stuff together?

>>9187238
>kissu

>>9187232
>his moans are just gurgles as he's absorbed his cock pulsing hard, it was close he was going to cum and then turned into Rena fat.

A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”

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>>9187247
What sort of things?
>Peach put a finger on her lip.

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>>9187231
>Noticing that he was still kicking...she continued! Still pumping her tits, and still rolling her head, all while sucking up the cum that comes rocketing down her throat! This Succubus was a real trooper...then again it should be expected, after all she's been doing this for god knows how long. She didn't sway, even after a couple minutes, although eventually she popped her mouth up, licking up some cum that was hanging off the side of her mouth before poking the crown with her tongue, she even starts to roll it around the thing! Knowing it's the most sensitive part of the penis, she's putting in all of her effort to try and get him to blow the last of his seed! She was going to make him blow his month load of cum right now! and nothing was going to stop her!
Not yeeet! But hang in there, you're getting there. You'll be seein' the pearly gates in nooo time!

A police officer stopped a car on the highway and went up to the driver. He saw the man, and said: "You've just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?" The man thought, and said back: "Maybe go to the driving school and get my licence!" His wife told the cop: "Don't listen to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk".

All of this talking made a passenger in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out: "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car. Why didn't you change the number plate?" A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and the person in the trunk said: "Are we at the border yet?"

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I need to be less nervous and do lewd things on the internet for random men to masturbate to.

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>>9187202
Cute does not equal good. All the conversations that she has, since conversations is the main driving point of Monogatari, are really boring. Even with the conversation with best girl Kaiki is really really dull, even though Kaiki should be able to drive the conversation alone.

>>9187258
I dunno, there are a lot of options! Do you have any...figure hugging outfits you could put on, for starters?

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>>9187243
>The sudden shift to her dripping entrance made her yelp with surprise, betraying her confident demeanor. As good as it felt, the anon needed to be punished. She gave squeezed her thighs around his head, slightly restricting his airflow just enough to make it difficult for him to breathe.
You will /ask/ next time you try to lick my pussy, chair! Consider yourself lucky I don't make you stop breathing for that!
>She relaxes her body, loosening her grasp on the anon's head. Without a word, she repositions herself to place her pussy directly over his mouth. Midna would never dare admit to actually liking something that one of her pets had tried without permission, but she was more than happy to adopt the idea for herself.
Start licking again, throne. Maybe your Mistress will reward you with her cum if you're a good boy.

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>>9187254
>She lays forward over your body, her chest sliding against your lower chest, her left arm strokes down your leg and at each point her body contacts yours, you feel the same soft, melty pleasure.
>Her head thrusts down over your cock and gets engulfed by her mouth, her warm tongue makes quick passes over your cock, lapping it up as it begins to liquify in her mouth, sending immense nullifying pleasure through your body.

>>9187268
same.

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>>9187271
Well, I have this sports gear...

>>9187268
You do. I want to lewd the mousewife!

>>9187276
Midna has a big fat butt!

>>9187256
And in a communist house they just all starve to death.

>>9187276
>he started to wildy lick at her pussy, tasting all the juice of his mistress, he felt close himself but didn't want to cum until she did.

>>9187289
That'll do just fine! Now sit on my face, desu

>>9187278
>the only thing that flew through his head was pure pleasure, he was so close and right on edge, the slightest push would throw him over into cumming so the Rena can finish absorbing him.

Aliens......

Who are the nicest people of ERP?

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>>9187248
W-w-w-w-w-WHAT WAS T-t-t-THAT???!!!

>>9187305
Kass. He is the only nice person in ERP, only person who doesn't join in on drama

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>>9187305
You are anon!.

>>9187311
New here. What drama could an erp place even have?

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>>9187293
My ass is perfection and you will treat it as such.

>>9187296
>Her liquid arousal ran down his chin in rivets, and the imp bucked her hips against his mouth as she felt the first waves of her orgasm washing over her. Her entire body gently shuddered against his greedy, lapping tongue, and he was swiftly rewarded with all of the pleasure that had built up in her core gushing out onto his face, drenching his chin with her girlcum. She panted, staring at his dick as he pumped away. He was touching it so gingerly, desperate to hold back. That just wouldn't do. Midna leaned forward, her ass still planted firmly on his face, and began to massage the head of his cock as he rubbed his shaft.
Cum for your mistress, throne! Coat yourself in your seed!

>>9187311
Furries are subhumans.

>>9187305
DMG
Kass
Nina
Morrigan
Chrysalis
Celestia and Luffy are pretty good to newcomers, too

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>>9187301
>Her face presses firmly against his hips and begins to merge with them, a low giggle rummbles through her body, simultaniously her body begins to pulsate, and grow slightly, her hips and ass becoming wider and thicker, her breasts slowly increasing in size along with her stomach ever so slightly
>She pulls her head up and playfully flicks against your half absorbed cock
Cum for me Anon~ your apart of me now~

>>9187317
Am I allowed to treat it? I mean big in a good way, of course!

>>9187316
>Various shit posters
>Actual relationships going to shit
>PAUL
>People get run out for talking to 'real grillz' because others are too beta to try talking to them
>Constant in-fighting almost every thread.
>Discords are a thing.
and much much more that if I typed it all out, would probably make me want to kill myself more than I already do.

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>>9187300
Okay... but only if you're sure.
>Slowly, she gently sat down on the anon's face, trying not to have all her weight on it so he wouldn't get hurt. After all, she didn't mind filling this simple request for him.
Is this okay?

>>9187334
Erp has a discord?

>>9187324
>Celestia and Luffy are pretty good to newcomers, too

Of course they are, they both offer the worst form of RP and put no effort into their sentence structure, word usage or context at all. How else are they going to attract new people?

>>9187340
There's no single discord. More like several different discords not entirely related to the threads of varying quality.

>>9187340
About 7 and 6 of them shit talk about each other constantly. The other one is just fucking dumb. So I wouldn't suggest trying to go on any of them

>>9187336
>he threw a arm up and pulled the thumbs up, his other hand caressing at her plump cheek. He was surprised she had done it so quickly, simply wanting to see how easily she would follow orders as he placed gentle kisses against his ass as it smothered him, his spit making the tight stretchy fabric damp

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>>9187290
That's vulgar.

>>9187316
People come her to fap to amateur erotica.
People get emotionally attached to people that help them orgasm - it's natural.
There's a high degree of elitism over grasp of the English language, writing speed, text volume, fetishes and artistic tastes.

How could there not be drama?

>>9187259
>He gasped in a mix of shock and pleasure as he realized that she wasn't stopping! He didn't even get to bask in the afterglow before the milking continued! Regardless of it, he mindlessly shakes his hips back and forth, helping her squeeze him as the pleasure made him feel like he'd go insane from it! Even if she took a look at his face, it would look like he was being fucked silly! It didn't take long for his cock to start violently pulsing again as he kept moaning about being close!

(Welp the both of you posting just made me blow at the same time so I guess I can just do both replys now)
>>9187317
>he came hard moaning into the flood of imp cum hitting his face as his load spurted up and smacked the imp in the face, it was a lot of jizz, a few loads of it, sticky too.
>>9187327
Mphhhh~
>he gave out one last gurgley moan as he came into her body the last bit of pleasure he would experance before becoming Rena butt fat.

>>9187351
Don't forget, Orbiters are a fucking thing

>>9187351
Of course it's vulgar, you wouldn't be here if that weren't the case, would you?

>>9187351
Come here to fap*

>>9187351
>There's a high degree of elitism over grasp of the English language
But the anons who hate ESL have a legitimate reason why they hate them. We don't need ESL writers here.

>>9187360
Orbiters?

>>9187356
(Good~)
>She gently bucks her hips and within a few more seconds, your completly gone...
>After a few heavy sighs and pants, she stands up and strokes her hands over her thicker thighs and larger ass
Mmmhhhmmm~ fuck he was tasty~ I need to do this more often~ I wonder how many other men can be easy like him~

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>>9187349
Careful now... Don't want to hurt you.
>She felt wet patches on the fabric, and this made her a little uncomfortable at first, but didn't mind it after a while.

>>9187371
Anon's that orbit over specific AVA's and derail threads if you don't like that specific AVA.
Basically a clique for retards who are followers and can't be independent

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>>9187355
>He really was losing it! Well it's not like it mattered in the long run. She kept at it, eventually popping the cock right back into her mouth...but this time, she stops moving her chest, keeping her tits firmly in place, as if to stop the cock from moving...she sucks on the head for a little...before actually moving her head down. She starts pushing her head down his shaft, letting more, and more of his member pulse into her mouth, letting her tongue also run across its underside with each and every further downward movement! Now she was really going to suck him dry! She reaches the point where her tits meet his cock, she slowly begins withdrawing her head...only to quickly shoot it back down once she reaches the head, she proceeds to repeat this process, intent on sucking him dry one way or another.

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Its time for my nightly visit to this cute, cozy, cum riddled place!~

>>9187373
Do you have a discord?

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>>9187360
That falls under attachment really.

>>9187370
Naah. You're about as legit as Macron's taxes.

>>9187361
Lewd things are forbidden. How dare you want to sully an innocent rodent.

>>9187390
I do, Potross#9627

>>9187385
Holy tits batman

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>>9187328
You'd better mean that in a good way. You wouldn't want me to punish you.
(In all seriousness, I'm probably going to bed after I'm done with the RP I've got going right now. Sorry!)

>>9187356
>Midna wiped the seed off of her face, smearing her hand along the anon's chest. She hopped off of his face, staring down at his juice-covered visage.
You absolute moron! Did you never learn how to aim?! Gah, I should have expected a moron like you wouldn't know the first thing about his own stupid dick!
>The imp spun on her heels, storming off as she left the man to lay in the aftermath of their short session. Once she knew she was out of sight, she popped one of her fingers in her mouth, still slightly slick with his cum. The potent, salty flavor of it was almost enough to make her go back for seconds - but she knew that she'd love it all the more if she made him wait for their next round.

(Glad you enjoyed yourself so much, anon! It was my pleasure.)

>>9187356
Chat is loving this

>>9187394
The fact that they're forbidden, only makes them all the better to do!

>>9187397
Pot roast?

>>9187400
(Please punish or indulge me another time then please, I need that round shortstack butt in my life! Sleep well)

>>9187394
You can't justify their existence and why they're browsing this thread specifically. They don't have a good grasp of the english language thus they need to leave this thread and find another place.

>>9187416
Yet they can hold better sessions than a lot of Anon's. I do agree in some form, a few ESL's need to fuck off, but some are decent.
#FuckAerisAVA that can't RP for shit

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>>9187416
I'm convinced you're an ESL, or chat, taking self-loathing to a whole new level.

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>>9187416
Then I shouldn't be here.

>>9187377
Hi boris

>>9187434
Who?

I'm a cuck
ask me anything

>>9187432
I forgot this character existed until just now.

I need more.

>>9187438
How's life lupin

When are we getting a Saber?

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>>9187416
ESLs that can write well with a couple of lines and decent sentence structure are fine. More than welcome here.

It's the one-line fuckers that read like Indian Facebook commenters that kill me.

>>9187444
Just like that 4 we have 3

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>>9187398
See something you like, master?~

>>9187324
Remove Chrysalis, Celestia, and Luffy and replace them with Sponty and Kibbles and I'll agree

>>9187446
>That Aeris ava and that Mirabelle ava.

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>>9187442
Doing pretty good, just got done prepping the bull.

>>9187447
What?

>>9187383
>He screamed in pleasure once again as his hips shot up and he once more filled her mouth and throat with thick seed; she really was sucking him dry! Load after load pumped inside of her as his vision quickly began to fade and his tongue lolled out in ecstasy. Once he finally finished, he slowly dropped to the ground and blankly stared at the ceiling as he deflated into being half-hard and his heartbeat and breathing became so rare and shallow that they were nearly impossible to detect, resulting in the state of his life being as similar of a problem as Schrödinger's cat. However, he tried to struggle against death after the last thought hit his mind; who cares about Heaven if he couldn't feel something like this every day? Forget it; this was the real Heaven!

>>9187451
I don't know if you're implying they're bad or not. Aeris could use some work, sure, but Mirabelle is more than fine for what she does.

>>9187459
>Shouts in Anon's ear
WE HAVE 3 SABER'S 2 ARE ON FREQUENT AVA'S CARDS AND THE LAST ONE IS ON DISCORD ONLY

>>9187465
Mirabelle has the tendency to drop Anon's when she forgets how to hold conversations. And Aeris is pure fucking garbage

>>9187466
Alright no need to shout sonny.

Are they just Blue Sabers?

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Uh...
You guys are not fighting
R-right?

>>9187470
No, one is red saber

>>9187473
Yes. We need to chase off the fucking ESL mongoloids and their supporters

>>9187469
Mirabelle hasn't dropped people. The anons poofed. There's a difference, you mong.
Aeris isn't as bad as you're making her out to be.

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>>9187446
Don't bad mouth Indians and their love of huge boob, they'll find where you live and shit on your street.

>>9187466
Artoria? Red? Black? Nero? So on?

>>9187405
Pls no lusting over exodia.

>>9187466
>2 ARE ON FREQUENT AVA'S CARDS
who?

>>9187478
And that's Discord Saber?

>>9187473
They need something to distract them. Showing your panties should work

>Responding to bait
>Every time

>>9187449
Er... Master?
Are you a-
..
Are you a Pikachu? What happened to you?

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>>9187351
lets not forget that when you bring a bunch of people together on a regular basis personalities will conflict, just like in most generals people will do the same.

>>9187486
I honestly for the life of me don't remember. I just remember seeing her on two separate cards.
>>9187488
No, I think Discord saber is just Saber Saber. Our Saber, Blue's Clues.
I'll go check the Archives if I can see who the two sabers are, I can't remember off the top of my head

>>9187488
A shit one.

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>>9187485
Purge everyone that ERPs like this, ESL or otherwise.

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Who the fuck is Mirabelle and aeris

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>>9187496
I was bred to look just like this, and also do anyones bidding! I'm made for your well being, master, so dont worry~

>>9187485
>kissu

>>9187505
Thicc blue OC girl and the pink cat from VGCats.

>>9187503
I give up many big cum

>>9187513
I also give the big cum, in your anal rectal bum. Very good, long time.

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>>9187464
>Shamsiel finally pops herself off of his cock. The woman lets out a sigh as she stands herself up, wiping some cum off her lip...then licking it off her hand. She stretches a bit, before letting out a little "pwaah". She looks down at the anon, realizing he was still alive...whew, she didn't go toooo overboard. She crouches down and gives his cheek a couple firm pokes, a stupid smile plastered on her face as she does so. I mean she kinda intended to kill the guy by draining him dry...but he isn't dead! So I guess that's a small victory, at least in Shams book.
Heeey; anon, are you still aliiive?

>>9187503
>U start fingering
I'm dying

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>>9187480
T-that's not nice for you to say...
Y-you should be more accepting
>>9187491
I-I
Uh...
Uh...
M-maybe I can...
I like talking...

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Kill me.

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>>9187485
The lack of an Artoria Lancer ava is a crime.

>>9187523
Impregnating you so there is a chance you die on childbirth is close enough right?

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..... And that's why it's important to clarify who's playing who.

>>9187523
Fuck Off ESL Scum

>>9187499
>dubs twice now
Nice. I think I remember who you're talking about, those Sabers are like months old and don't even ERP anymore.

>>9187533
What happened?

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Hey there

>>9187533
You're the good one, right? I don't think anyone was confusing you with the ESL voraphile.

>>9187535
No, if I remember correctly it was Red Saber who was in someone's card just last week
>>9187542
Which one is that one? The futa one or the regular one?

>>9187508
Oh, Is that so? So then, You'll just, do whatever I say? So then.. Take your clothes off?

>>9187522
Well how about you put on a swimsuit? That's something you would wear to a public pool, right? I think it would be nice seeing the fabric hug your every curve, squeezing your breasts, and sliding into the crack of your cute little butt

>>9187529
Look at the size of those.

>>9187542
>Being ESL is an insult
Perfect

>>9187530
No, I don't want to be a mother. Impregnate me anyways. But make sure to kill me afterwards.
>>9187534
What is ESL?

>>9187541
Great ship

>>9187557
english second language

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>>9187553
I know, they're great. Hence why I'm shocked that nobody's bothered to pick her up yet.

>>9187557
English
Second
Language

>>9187541
Hiya.
>>9187564
Well all we can do is pray.

>>9187520
>The anon failed to respond, continuing to blankly stare at the ceiling as if he was in a trance, on the verge of losing consciousness. Barely able to move, he slowly shifted his head enough to be able to look at Shamsiel. He didn't want her to go away and as such tried to ask her if they could have a contract that would allow him to keep her... or for him to be her cum-dispensing slave; whichever term she preferred. However, it was clear that he was struggling to do so, also trying to reach out to her.
"C- can we... make a... c... contract?"
>As soon as he asks that, he loses consciousness, resulting in both his head and arm going all the way down to the ground. He was still alive, but just barely.

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(Peach is still looking for anons to play with~)

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>>9187540
Someone just messaged me, asking if I was the rather... Peculiar Renamon being played in the threads.

>>9187542
Well, apparently at least one person did. Or rather, they were wondering if it was me or not.

>>9187545
Regular, non-futa Renamon and non-... Whatever that thing was. Slime?

Don't get me wrong, I usually don't mind slimes and such, but then why Renamon?

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>>9187569
I would, but I've already picked up way too many avas way too fast. It's kinda poor form to let my card fill up as quickly as it already has.

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So if English is like the third or even fourth language is it still ESL?
Just curious


>>9187560
I know, because I'm me, I know I'm great.

>>9187569
Heyo

>>9187583
No it's ETL or EFL and so on.

>>9187579
I really, REALLY wanna ask you to. But I don't want you to feel uncomfortable just for my sake.

>>9187545
Huh, I've never seen that card Guess I'll have to peek into the archives too.

>>9187588
If it wasn't then, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

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>>9187550
>the tall, curvatous being did as she was told. Throwing off her her heavy jacket, she bent forward and tugged off her tight fishnet stockings as they clung to her pudgy thighs. Next, she took a little longer then unusual to pull down her black pencil skirt, revealing no underwear to cover up her wide hips and nethers. She then stood there, hands on her hips in all her thicc, heavy, strange glory
Hows this, master?~

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>>9187574
>Shamsiel claps her hands against her cheeks and lets out a girly squee as she instantly removes her hands from her cheeks and smacks them against the anons, giving him a little kiss on the forehead as she nods. Obviously she was gonna say yes! This guy came sooo much! Is it always like this? Either way she's totally gotta have him for herself! She'd love for him to be her own personal cum-dispensing fuck stick! There's no way she could say no.
Of coooouuuurse! Of course, of course, of cooourse!
>She continues squeeing as she traces a finger along his cock...is this the contract? Seems like it, as it starts glowing for a short while after Sham toys with it. She grins to herself and gives the thing a couple little pats.
Theeere we gooo! Contract sealed. Now; I think you should get some sleeep, mister!

>>9187583
Secondary means non-primary, it does not necessarily refer to something being the 2nd of something.

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>>9187587
Well, she's not exactly a character I know particularly well. I'd be happy to do a little research into her personality, but I'm not exactly frothing at the mouth to play her.

>>9187595
Don't worry, I don't get my hopes up for stuff like that.
'Sides I think I know what you saw anyway.

>>9187606
That's perfectly fair.

>>9187612
If you'll excuse me now, I have to finish a few ava files I've been procrastinating on. If you find her, I wish you the best of luck typefucking.

>>9187575
Naisu, I haven't seen a Peach in a while

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>>9187613
Sorry, I know that probably came off as a little flippant. What I meant was that I think I'd have a lot of fun playing her, for sure. I think she's really cute. But I wouldn't want to snatch her away from someone that really wanted to play her.

>>9187583
It simply refers to the fact that English is not their primary language or that they use it very little. There are several Ava's here who are very good despite being ESL and there are some English only who are an absolute trainwreck

>>9187619
Thanks. Good luck to you too.

>>9187575
If I gave you a Red Mushroom, would your butt or boobs grow?

>>9187625
>remembers a few month ago when an Anon did exactly this>>9187503

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>>9187620
Oh, you haven't? Well, hello!

>>9187621
No no it's perfectly fine. You just do what you want.

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>>9187628
Hmm... I suppose this would happen.

>>9187637
Hmm, what mushroom makes your butt and thighs bigger then?

>>9187637
>Only a tiny bite
>Huge tits
... Eat the whole thing.

>>9187601
>The loss of consciousness didn't seem to be very long as he began fading back in at about the point she was kissing him on the forehead. He couldn't help but slowly form a smile as she agreed and proceeded to finish the contract. Was she his, or was it the other way around? He didn't care; the most important part was that she wouldn't leave him now. He couldn't help but think about having celebratory sex with her, feeling himself grow a bit harder from the affectionate pats, but just as he's about to ask her if she'd like it, he fades into sleep, not needing to be told so twice by her.

(Scene?)

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>>9187586
>>9187603
>>9187625

I don't really get the whole fuzz about this, I mean I know english primaries who talk/write english like street-shitting Pajeets while ESL's or whatever sound like they used to civilize the colonies.

I mean, yes, I get it, write like shit get hit, especially in a place like this where it's pretty much all about the writing, pretty pictures just make it better. But why is it such a big deal all of the sudden?

>>9187629
Not sure which is worse; the horrible descriptions that that make me cringe, or the one-line reply which gives me nothing to work with

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>>9187645
>>9187644
The very same mushroom! And are you sure you want me to eat it...?

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>>9187647
(Aaaand scene! Hope you enjoyed it, anon-kun.)

>>9187600
>The anon watched on as the strange Pikachu carried out his order in perfect compliance. Seeing the enormous bare tits, those thiqqqqq thighs and her hungry snatch began to wake up the cock in his pants.
Hmm.. That'll do just fine.
Now, Get my dick out and start lubing it up with your mouth.

>>9187649
It isn't really all of a sudden, at this point we're just having a civil conversation, but during the regular hours there's one guy. That one guy shit posts as soon as he see's an ESL, it's odd but so far we all agree only a few ESL's deserve shit.
>>9187654
I hate having to write openers to just get
"Yes, you are very experience, it show in your experience. I like experience of you."
I spent a good amount of time writing a fucking opener and you give me some bs like that. I understand not trying to match but come the fuck on don't give me that shit.

>>9187649
Where do you think you are? ERP is easily one of the most insecure, judgmental, and vindictive communities on 4chins.

>>9187656
Yes.

>>9187656
Eat it! Eat it!

>>9187668
>basing an entire community on less than a handful of individuals

>>9187673
>forgets the shit storm we had raging for two weeks straight.
Who did you think kept it going? Sure as hell wasn't other communities trying to solve all of the drama mysteries going on at the same time.

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>>9187659
I love it when masters are so demanding!~
>she hurried forward, dropping onto her knees as she carefully unzipped his trousers. Her enormous ass wiggled left and right as she squatted, her bare, buxom tear shaped tits hanging free as she finally found his dicks hiding spot. Giving it a few gentle rubs with her soft paw, she lifted it and ducked down, placing a kiss on the underside of the girthy shaft
Oh, I love it when they're so thick down here too!~

>>9187673
I am right. You are wrong.

>>9187681
>this is the mentality most Anon's have, even if this was a joke

>>9187679
>The shit storm
>The obvious samefagging coming from either one autist or two at the very most, while everyone else just bit every single baited post

>>9187684
You got triggered by a post and felt the need to put in your two cents. You are as much a part of the problem as I am.

>>9187649
It's a big deal and it has always been. ESL ERPers need to find their place in their main language. They shouldn't be here when we can barely understand what they're writing.

>>9187692
>we

>>9187692
This. ESL needs to fuck off to their own Pakistani basket weaving sites.

>>9187692
>we
>you
FTFY

>>9187649
Your descriptions are dead on for this place and it's patrons. I believe some that target ESL fall into the following: because of one bad experience, /pol/-esque edgy shitposting, or mob mentality. Complainers rarely have examples to back up their hate, but they cling to it like a life preserver

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>>9187669
>>9187670
O-oh, dear...
>The Mushroom caused Peach to become temporarily chubby!

>>9187710
That's... Not what I was hoping for.

>>9187710
This is ten times better than what I expected.
Good on you for taking the piss.

>>9187710
Ewww nevermind

Hey, is there any way I can screencap a specific post? Like just one post on a thread rather than a bunch of them, I need to save something from last thread and don't know how to do it.

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>it's ERP armchair philosopher hours

>>9187723
Depends on your operating system. It's like shift+PrtScrn on windows I think, then just Paste into paint.

>>9187725
>mfw when I do and it was in Mississippi
Mother fucker Korean's don't care where in the world you are, you work in a fucking sweatshop when you work for them.
>Barely paid minimum wage
>No fucking lunch because we worked exactly 5 hours and 30 minutes a day
>Breaks were 10 minutes but spent in a break room with no water, no fridge, and no fucking bathrooms.

>>9187656
I would let her eat my mushroom if she looked at me like that

>>9187680
Oh, do you?
I can do much better than this.
>He takes hold of the base of his hardening shaft, giving it a few hefty swings against her cheek.
And you can do so much better than that!
>He plants his other hand on her head as he guides his engorged tip to her lips and driving his hips forward, causing most of his lengthy shaft to be enveloped by her throat.
I said lube it!

>>9187729
I do that already, but I just want one post. If the only way is cropping, it's fine but I've seen people do it with ease. Almost like an extension, any idea?

>>9187742
Desustorage keeps all the posts, so you can just use that. It's not an extension or anything.

>>9187713
>>9187717
(My pleasure~)

>>9187751
True....
I guess no other way, thanks anyways anon

>>9187742
Probably some extension. I use a Mac (no bully) so it brings up a rectangular cropping tool when I want to cap something and then instantly saves the pic to my desktop.

>>9187757
>Mac
>points and laughs

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>>9187739
>she placed her hands suddenly against his stomach, steadying herself as he used her throat as a fucktoy. Her lipstick coated lips slammed against the base of his cock and his sack, marking them each time as she suckled and slurped loudly on his thickness, coating it in her spit as her eyes stared up at him; lustily and obeying

>>9187757
>Bullies anyways
I'd get a mac, but I really hate the price. I have a touch screen HP that I bought for 500 and it goes above and beyond on all my needs.

>>9187664
My favorite of recent memory was some Anon wanted to rp with Harley Quinn. DMG, excited to dust off a character they rarely get to use, wrote a descriptive paragraph to open. The Anon replied with, "He wondered what she had on underneath her outfit." DMG called them out on their reply before dropping them. The thread had some lulz over it

>>9187770
Do you mean Piss Harley? the same one that I saw god mod multiple fucking rp's and still manage to answer with single sentences.

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>>9187713
>>9187717
>>9187722
>>9187737
Well, I wouldn't say that really did anything crucial. You just need the right sort of Super Mushroom, and presto~
Not every one of them is the same, you know.

>>9187761
(holy shit i just realized the time. I gotta dip. Sorry :S)

>>9187760
Sh-shut up!
>>9187763
They're not really worth the price, imo. I probably won't get another one when this thing croaks. I use it for school and shitposting but I have a proper PC for vitcha (and shitposting).

>>9187770
The best part was that he used second person halfway through it. It was something along the lines of:
>A tent begins to form in his pants. You wonder what Harley has under her outfit as you approach.

>>9187630
Fucking love that photo!

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>>9187788
(No worries, see you again sometime!~)