ERP Saturday morning Cartoons edition Precum:>>9186522

Thanks OP anon

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Boat.

>>9189344
O-oh yeah? Prove it then!

>>9189348
Hur går det?
>känslan när jag fattar å pratar bättre engelska än svenska
>känns skitigt
>För perkele

>>9189350
Uhh, I won't hurt anyone? And I'm nice? I think?

>>9189385
I uh...okay.

>>9189412
I hear ya, I just somehow manage to forget the threads sometimes while I fuck around elsewhere. I return, and make my response to a billion people and hope they're all still present.

>>9189475
Ahh~
>stands there, unsure of what to do, trying her best to LARP as Neo from matrix and dodge his kisses in slow motion, this fails utterly and results in the Bismarck just writhing around under his assault

>>9189595
Show me your cock.

(Still here! Peachie~)

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>>9189598
Least I can do seeing as I gotta drop that anon and get back to work.

>>9189599
What's up boat?

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>>9189529 (Dragon Layer)
(Excuse the double pic. From what little art I have, this is by far the most relevant right now.)

>She made sure to remain perfectly still as he mounted her, to avoid making slip and fall due to the softness and slickness of her underside.
Hmm? Something the matter, anon?
>She asked, seeming to see past his tough and manly act.
Finding it difficult to back up those words from earlier, perhaps~?
>Yet, her mocking tone was soon cut short as she felt him indeed going for it. While her slit was understandably to scale with the rest of her, her folds were surprisingly more snug and tight-fitting than one would expect, once again probably due to the rarity of such encounters with others.
O-Oh my...~

>>9189599
That sounds rather unfortunate. Hopefully you manage to settle into a more comfortable rhythm.

>>9189602

Can another anon get a sloppy blowjob with Peach while I watch?

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>>9189601
Mmkay.

>>9189599
>He continues his kissault, mercilessly tasting her until his hands wrap around her, gripping her amazing butt cheeks with a firm but gentle hold, squeezing and pulling on them.
What do you say you let me inspect your hull for damage, Fraulein?
>He whispered into her ear, pressing their bodies together as her back suddenly felt itself press against a wall.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Midare or Hotarumaru around?

I wanna suck someones dick

>>9189639
Hunting traps?

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>>9189644
I guess you could say that.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

>>9189626
Hey Twi Help this guy out >>9189640

>>9189654
But im not gay

>>9189640
Go suck DMGs dick.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>9189652
can i get in on this and do something completely different, ma'am?

>>9189617
(No problem)
>He felt some embarrassment from her jabs, but knew they were just icebreakers. As he pushed into her he got a welcomed surprise as her pussy clamped down on him. Losing his focus for just a moment from the pleasure, he swung his hips forward, using these first few thrusts to gauge her tightness and warmth.
What's....w-wrong. From how eager you are down here, must not have a lot of warriors in the area to please you huh?

>>9189700
>ESL
no u cant

>>9189590
That's a nice Peg.

>>9189700
Why do people always reply seriously to brapposts?
It's something I will never get

>>9189698
Stop trying to ruin Reimu with the meme's. The birth of my side boob and arm pit fetish shan't be tainted!

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>>9189610
Not much, just hanging around, thinking about lighting up my day.

>>9189617
Yeah well, one can hope.

>>9189627
>Bismarck yelps when anon grabs her rear, treating it so obscenely

I guess, it can't hurt

>Bismarck mutters with an "unf" as she hits the wall, doing her best to look at what the anon was doing, without looking like she was looking at him.

>>9189751
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
*sniiiiiiiiiffff*

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>>9189701
>As he buries himself further into the dragoness, he would soon find out that, as dragons tend to be known for, her internal temperature is quite hot, nearly searing even. Her boiling walls would gladly welcome his member, adjusting to its size and squeezing it from all directions with an unfathomable amount of both strength and care.
A-Ah~ That I don't, I'm afraid. It seems I might have finally found a worthy one, however~
>Her glistening lips dripped with the clear fluid indicating her willingness and readiness, trickling down against him as he found himself colliding with her exposed nethers.

>>9189740
Okay, I was speaking in lowercase because I wanted to see if they'd respond IC or not. It's a test, and a dumb thought that a brap-poster would actually be in character.

>>9189762
That's the ticket! Now where do we even start...?
>His palms run over the perfectly smooth skin on her rump, gripping the soft flesh every now and then as he begins 'inspecting' her. His hands explore every inch of her body that they can reach before landing on the area between her legs, teasingly rubbing against her groin.
Uh oh... There might be a leak or two... We will need to fix those as soon as possible... Have you ever had repairs before, Bismarck?
>His hands continue to tease her body even as he talk, slowly and deliberately stroking her sex through her uniform.

>>9189768
>as he buries himself deeper into his dragonness, she lets out a power BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP and he inhales deeply, taking in her delicious girl stink. On every trust inward she farts outward, creating a symphony of farting and grunting

>>9189762
Hi Bismarck. You want to fuck?

>>9189762
>Bismarck yelps when anon grabs her rear, treating it so obscenely
>"a-anon you should know, I-I had a bean burrito for lunch"
>but it was too late. Upon grabbing her rear she let out a massive smelly fart, covering anon with her delicious girly smells. Anon sniffs deeply and decides to fuck every fart out of her so he can smell everything.

Hi ERP!

>>9189768
>Now finding a nice rhythm to fucking her, he loses himself to lust as her inner heat only adds to his pleasure. Her walls clinging to his cock tightly, working to milk his seed out.
T-then how about I take this shortcut more often? I can keep y-you company for as long as you want.
>He tries to keep his mind straight as his climax grows nearer, the warmth and love of her folds too much for the farmer.
M-maybe you should try laying out and offer yourself to more people, seducing them with your l-lewd body just like you did with me.

>>9189868
Heya.

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MILFs?

>>9189883
braaaaps?

some anon from hg sent me here so ill just shitpost if you don't mind.

Has anyone smelt a delicious girl stink before?

>>9189910
Who are you?

>>9189910
nice rp shitlord.

>>9189910
Do boobies go braaaap?

>>9189910
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>9189875
>She'd coo lightly as he worked away at her flower, almost purring a deep draconic growl in approval.
Mmmnr~ I certainly wouldn't mind if you did~
>With her own limit approaching rapidly, Melusine's clawed hand naturally reached for her guest, gently grabbing hold of him and helping in guiding his efforts along, giving his own thrusts an added intensity.
I-I wasn't trying to seduce anyone! You're the one who won me over with those- Ahh~ c-compliments of yours~
>What was initially simple cooing and light approbations were building up to full-on roaring moans of pleasure, as he vigorously plowed into her folds, aided in turn by her own efforts.

>>9190020
>she coos lightly as you sniff her farties, moaning in ecstasy that the gas that had been building up in her gut for so long
Mmmmmmm~~~ I really love farting anon, I hope you don't mind
>but she knows you love smelling her and everything her body produces

>>9190038
>w-why won't you let me fart you up anon? D-do you think I'm gross?

>>9190066
>>9190084
Go play TF2, Paul

>>9190092
Don't you love that mixture of flowers and feces, that glorious effluvia, the gassy wonder that is a girl fart?

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M-mommy can I touch you?

>>9190199
Only if you smell me first sweetie

>>9190199
You're doing it wrong. You don't post the picture of the character you want to interact with, but as.

>>9190222
Y-yes mommy.
>Starts smelling her feet.

>>9190233
Hehehe, no sweetie, not there
*bends over*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
mommy has something cooking in her special oven!

It's the weekend, where are the non-shitposters?

>>9190247
O-okay mommy.
>Puts his face in her butt and gets a face full of fart.

>>9190254
*continues farting noisily*
*begins grunting loudly as she takes a massive sloppy shit on the floor*
Honey are you gonna eat the meal from mommy's special oven?

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>>9190251
Working. Lurking. Keking.

>>9190020
>He wanted to reply to her, but when her claw helped to push him deeper into her hot love tunnel all that could come out of his mouth were moans of pleasure. He gripped her scales as he came in her, his seed shooting forward into her cunt as she clamped down on him mercilessly. As he bathed in the afterglow, he could only mumble nonsense as he kept himself sheathed inside of his lover.

>>9190279
>Feels a twinge in his bladder as he watches.
>Starts dancing as he grabs his crotch.
M-mommy I need to go pee.

>>9190283
Farting too

>>9190283
I'll work you. Into the floor. Face down, ass up.

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>>9190283
Guess who~

>>9190299
Here sweetie, you can pee in a cup and drink it with your meal ;3c.

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>>9190302
That IS one of my favorite positions~

>>9190305
Sorry Darling I'm a tad bit busy. Just working and lurking right now.

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What in the fuck did I just walk into

>>9190305
Do you think she lets out a little fart with each grunt when she swings?

>>9190313
>Feels a spurt come on and soak his underwear.
M-mommy! It's coming out! I'm going to have an accident!

>>9190331
*kickflips you on the ground and starts shoving shit in your mouth*
EAT MOMMYS SPECIAL MEAL ALREADY YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>9190305
Damn Peach you're working overtime aren't you.

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>>9189797
(sorry for the delay)
(Literally like, 50 minutes later.)

I've had several repairs done before, I'm in active duty after all!
>She scoffs, averting her gaze, staring past him as his hands forced her to react


>>9189814
Maybe

>>9189862
that's actually not bad I think? Not really acquainted with the whole thing.


>>9190251
Doing things that are way more important than threading perhaps?

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>>9190316
Just peeping you, don't need to reply. I'll lurk with you.

>>9190348
>Starts tearing up as he feels the shit shoved into his mouth.

>>9190321
Someone trying way too hard to be funny.

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>>9190353
>take nearly an hour to reply
>don't even bother with a proper reply

I'm fucking terrible.

>>9190353
What are you into Bismarck?

>>9190352
Saturday and timezones are a dangerous mix for me. Though I am a little tired of roleplaying.

>>9190359
>implying braaaaaps aren't the pinnacle of humor

>>9190365
Probably not pissplay, anon

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>>9190359
I just want to enjoy my analingus kink without this fart stuff, is that so wrong

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>>9190356
Nice to know someone is looking for me <3 I'll snuggle you when I'm more free

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>>9190291
>As she felt him climax into her warm, plentiful folds, the dragon's own large body shuddered in pleasure, reaching her own orgasm. She'd let out one last, powerful roar of pleasure, before slowly easing up her grip on the dragon laying anon. She'd let him bask in place for a moment, resting as he laid flat on his stomach, still fully sheathed into her.
Aaahh~... Whoa, I didn't think you had it in you, but... Color me impressed, you did it~
>Still laying down, she'd crane her neck in order to look down at her own privates, where he was still lodged.
How does it feel, hmm?

>>9190367
Then just lurk, I'd hate to see someone burn out after going for too long.

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>>9190386
Oh, I feel you, dear. I've seen this flatulent one post rapidly on other ERP threads in the past. Don't mind him.

>>9190395
I haven't forgotten about earlier!
>>9190399
You are a kind anon. I'll sit back and watch, thank you.

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Make sure to have a nice day anon.

>>9190386
I know what you mean. Can't tongue a cute girls bumhole without others thinking you're one of those "please sit on me" anons.

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M-mommy can I touch my penis?

>>9190386
>Analingus
Good taste


>>9190396
I-it....it felt wonderful. Just..give me a minute to compose myself.
>He slowly pulled his manhood out of her, finding a bit a resistance as she kept her grip. He eventually got out and fell in a heap on the ground below, basking in the pleasant sunset.
How about we get some privacy for next time? Don't dragons have caves?

>>9190420
>Kissus the sensei

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>>9190404
I just want to enjoy my Saturday, damnit ;-;
Hide and report, I guess

>>9190435
I actually don't like facesitting all that much, especially when writing. There isn't enough to do, considering that I'm usually the receiving party. But different strokes and all that

>>9190458
Rimjobs are the best, my dude

>>9190491
Wait, do you prefer to give or receive?

>>9190495
>Kissus the Kurisu

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>succ

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>>9190484
N-NOT IN PUBLIC!!!

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>>9190365
It varies, I'm more comfortable with things I've done, expansion comes to mind of the less vanilla ideas.

Romance, handholding, and at least 6-hour sessions. It's a legit, and memey answer at the same time!
>>9190382
Heh
Though you are correct.

>>9190512
>Is succed

>>9190525
I like kinky stuff.

>>9190520
But sensei! I can't last that long with out a kiss from you!

>>9190525
I've hones spent sex hours straight in sessions thanks to all the foreplay I find myself doing

>>9190435
I think those have made facesitting a turnoff for me
There's only so much I can even try to do while straddling someone's face, I've burned myself out on that stuff

>>9190561
Face sitting does nothing for me. 69ing though is ten times more fun.

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>>9190507
I like both. Switch for life yo

>>9190570
Nnnnyes you are correct

>>9190525
>6-hour sessions
At least I'm not alone in my preference for long sessions.

>>9190576
Then I'd love to have a session sometime if you rp, switches are rare.

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M-mommy! I-I have to pee!

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>>9190458
>With his softening member allowing him to slip freely out of her, the man slumped down from the dragoness and onto the ground.
Oh...
>Sitting back up, she then instead laid down onto her stomach, looking at the exhausted anon with a content smile and tender gaze.
Mmm, true, I do have a small cave for myself we could use. Although I don't mind doing it in the open either, seeing how I rarely get visitors anyway.
>She extended a single claw forward and gave the spent man a simple, gentle poke.
What, are you afraid of getting caught out here or something? Heh.

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>>9190534
LᴀteR ok?

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>>9190533
I do too, dubs, I do too, but, not too kinky, got to have moderation.

>>9190540
Anoon, before posting, double-check for typos, that and get your hand off your dick. Maybe a cold shower too, y'know so you're not too horny to see straight.

>>9190583
I mean, it's not a preference, but it happens. Always. Lots of foreplay. Even if it's just getting down to suck on the dick that's at least an hour before the sucking is even halfway through, because fuck. That and response times on my end are poor.

>>9190617
Fine...Just one more though!
>Kissus the sensei again.

Nazi RP is so much cringe

>>9190623
What kinks are you okay with?

>>9190629
You want BRRRAAAAAPs instead?

>>9190629
I think it's on the low end. Playing with the glorious Fuhrer is top tier though.

>>9190629
Go back to brap posting.

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>>9190623
>>9190540
>take so long advising anon to type with both hands that I forget to reply to their message

Several hours, standard.
I might be faster on discord, but even if it's true, then its hardly a notable difference

>>9190631
It's easier to list the ones I'm not ok with because if I pull up a list of kinks and stuff to assist me in formulating a reply, it's going to take forever when I'm going all "ah that's nice, maybe this one too..hmm, yess."

Totally not ok
>anything peepeepoopoo
includes farts. Just, naw.
>Guro
I can take and even enjoy a "gentle" beating but when the blood starts running it's a no no. It's just, nah. Slap my shit to space and beyond and I'm fine with it but guro for some reason is not okay.

Those are the total no-no's
Everything else is suggest and I'll respond.

>>9190701
So how about you show me your panties Bismarck?

>>9190609
>He swatted at her hand playfully, finding her taunting humorous now.
With how loud you were, I'm more than certain the entire town knows what you were up to. I wonder if they think you're masturbating? Plus, caves are more private and intimate, I'd be able to keep you company for hours at a time there.

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>>9190629
I'll bite

You're probably right, but, even nazi rp, and even the godawful ESL Pajeet-tier writing in RP is better than just shitposting now isn't it?

C'mon anon, stop being a faggot and go get fucked already, most here like it.


>>9190646
>Happy
>inb4 wrong nazi

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>>9190715
Why do you want to see them anon?
Is there something wrong?

>>9190753
There's three nazis that I've seen in these threads and I think you're thinking of the wrong one.

>>9190775
I just want to see them Bismarck.

>>9190753
I'd have to disagree with you there. Pajeet tier is utter garbage, and is on par with brap posting.

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Am I shit?

>>9190809
>gives you the succ

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>>9190716
>She froze up for a moment, an expression of horror slowly washing over her face.
...
.........
SHOOT! You're right! They're gonna think I'm some sort of... Perverted nymphomaniac or something!
>She then buried her face into her clawed hands, shaking her head as she groaned.
Grahh... So much for building a reputation with the townsfolk...!
>Letting out a sigh, she then slumped forward, landing chin first right in front of the anon, and letting out an exasperated cloud of smoke from her nostrils, aimed straight at him.

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>>9190776
I assume I'm one of the three nazis you've seen.

And I hope I'm not the wrong one.
Because that'd mean that anon likes me, and I like being liked. It's comfy.

>>9190794
Okay yes, pajeet tier is utter garbage but true pajeet tier is rare, or that's what I like to think anyway. But the point was that even pajeet tier garbage is (E)RP as opposed to shitposting which is just that.

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I'll take that as a yes.

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>>9190809
When you shitpost, yes. When you rp, no. I still like you anyway. You're cool outside of it all.

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>>9190790
Okay then, I guess?
>Lifts the uniform enough for her panties to become visible

>>9190822
>He looked up at her sad expression, hating her looking like that. He leaned on her, coughing as the smoke blew onto him, and snuggled up against her.
Who cares what they think? If you're lucky, the moans probably attracted some horny men from the town, maybe you'll get more visitors.

>>9190753
I fucking love this art style.

>>9190904
Thanks for that snuggle session yesterday, Bismarck. It was really comfy.

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>>9190920
Happy to have made you happy

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I am gay
And I voted for Obama
I am a shill
For the Clinton campaign and the left wing mainstream press
I'm a pussy who gets fucked right up the ass

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

I'm a fag
Who wants blacks to live amongst us
And Arabs to have equal rights
I have no love of country, white folks are all bad
But when alt-right folks attack it makes me sad

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

Don't talk of Trump
'Cause nothing scares me more
I really should call him daa-aa-ddyy
He could be the savior and go down in history
And save us all from douchebags just like me

I am a cuck
I am a lii-i-iibtard

And a cuck has no fun
And a libtard always cries

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>>9190936
We didn't even get started though

>>9190946
You're just THAT good.

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>>9190916
Heh, maybe...
>She smiled as he snuggled up to her snout, before rubbing it gently against him.
Though I'd perfectly fine with just you as my only visitor, anon~
>She sighed again, this time on a more upbeat tone as he managed to cheer her up some.
Say, I was about to go for a nap here in the sun... Would you care to join me?

>>9190904
Now can I see your breasts?
>Feels his cock starting to harden.

>>9190946
Well, I wasn't sure just how lewd you wanted to go if you also wanted comf.

>>9190946
>tfw shipgirls are hot but you don't know shit about em.
Feels bad man.

>>9190996
>He blushed at the dragoness' actions, it was hard trying to act manly when she was being so damn cute!
F-fine....just don't roll on top of me or anything you hear!? Also, should I get dressed?

>tfw you legitimately have a fart fetish but it's just a meme to everyone
Life is suffering.

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>>9190961
Oh please anon, I'm not THAT good.
I can be good but not THAT good.

>>9191002
For what purpose?
Ah fine...
>Removes the top of her uniform, revealing glorious german engineering
>Also known as Bismarck's tiddies
(I even found the perfect image for the situation, kinda)

>>9191015
I cut it off short, that's what really happened, but I was taking naps in between posts so there's that.

>>9191086
>know fuckall about shipgirls
>look into it
>seemscoolenough.imagefile
>play one, have the know-how and files to go with to play another (and maybe later, a third)
>???
>Success

>>9191086
There's really not a whole lot to them. You could just browse their wiki pages.

>>9191167
For this purpose of course.
>Pulls out his erect cock and starts stroking it.

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>>9191167
Please tell me you've got the best picture of Bismarck out there.

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>>9191094
No worries, if I was the type to thrash around in my sleep, there'd be a lot more destruction around here.
>She looks over at his clothes that he had previously discarded, then shrugs.
That can always wait, right?
>Melusine then casually plucked the man off the ground, and plopped him down on top of herself, before settling comfortably for her daily sunbath.
Ahh~ Sleep well, anon.

(And on that note, I think this is a nice ending point here. I'm glad we were able to continue this scene, it was a lot of fun!)

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>>9191167
die

>>9191259
(Thanks, it was my first time with size difference so sorry if my writing was a bit weak. I'd love to have another session some other time though.)

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>>9191327
(It was pretty good, for a first time. I know it's not the most intuitive thing to RP, but I think it came out great! And sure, I'd be delighted to. For now though, I must get going.)

(Good bye, and take care!)

Any two anons interested in messing up my boiholes together?

>>9191374
B-but that's gay!

>>9191386
What if I'm a passable trap? Is it gay then?

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>>9191207
Right, should've seen it sooner.
Got more "requests"?
>She stood there, with her tits out for all to see, hands on her hips, looking at anon

>>9191222
I've got plenty pictures of Bismarck not sure about the best one though, nice get.

>>9191317
Maybe later, thanks for the image though.

>>9191400
Yes.

>>9191400
Yes because you still have a penis.

>>9191407
Start sucking my cock.
>Presents his erect cock to her.

>>9191407
Yeyeye

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Happy Noon everyone.

I need some coffee and a good morning lay.

Gay is not okay. Just look at Paul.

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>>9191407
That outfit is great and all, but there really needs to be some more casual Bismarck out there.

>>9191414
>>9191425
Prudes

Alriiiight~! I think I'm good to go again.

>>9191592
Who?

>>9191592
I'm the Princess Peach-ava if any of you didn't know.

>>9191592
You sure you're good?

>>9191429
I dunno about the coffee but perhaps a lay I can offer

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>>9191426
Hmph, alright then.
>Bismarck gets on her knees, nonchalantly placing anon's cock in her mouth, before doing as she was ordered, and sucking on his cock.
>He didn't specify further though, so this should be enough for now

>>9191428
Ay ay ay

>>9191458
Agreed, just alternate outfits is enough for me though. But more casual would certainly be welcome.

>>9191465
If I wasnt doing a thing I'd mess up your face like no other, anon.

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>>9191656
Can you at least do me some eggs n bacon?

Then we can hop back in the sack and roll around for a couple hours~

>>9191641
Yeah! I'm good to go and a-okay!

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>>9191667
Actually, forget that last one. THIS is the best I've seen so far.

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Remember to attend school anon.

>>9191714
But it's Saturday.

>>9191681
You do make it sound awful appealing, don't you. Alright I'll see if I can't get some breakfast, but so you're not bored while I'm away...how about you give me a morning bj to wake up, huh? Get us both ready for later.

>>9190642
Either way we're stuck in a gas chamber.

>>9191714
School sucks! I'd rather have sex!

>>9191714
Can i have a kiss?

>>9191714
Only if I can fuck your ass.

>>9191714
Only if you let me->>9191748
Oh. Yeah, what he said.

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>>9191730
Alright fine...~
>She groans and stretches out her arms and legs, reluctantly peeling herself up off the couch, making her way with you over to the kitchen in her casual-cute pjs
I've got basically anything you'll need, so go nuts~
>She smiles before reaching around and into his pants, giving his junk a squeeze through his underwear

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>>9191698
That's the best one I've seen so far as well.

Not much casual bissy.

I think it's about identifying features.
There's gotta be something that goes "ay looky here, shipgirl, recognize!" since the identifying features are pretty much just long blonde hair and blue eyes

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>tfw no Serval

>>9191817
>>>/hg/

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Still here, anons...

>>9191782
>He smiles to welcome her as she follows after him, following the movement of her hand with his eyes-before it disappears and brings itself to touch at his groin. As she does so, she can feel that he's already got a pretty solid chub on-either morning wood, or just seeing her in PJs. It reacts to her squeeze by throbbing nicely, and swelling to fill her palm up quickly.
Heh...do you like what you feel? I don't wanna keep you waiting too long, so go ahead.
>He encouraged, helping her undo his gear, and dropping his pants to his knees for ease sake.

>>9191837
Take a break already.

>>9191837
You up for a session, like with rp not just straight to fucking?

>>9191863
And this anon is right if you haven't

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N-nazis? I--I should call Joseph...
>picks up the phone, asks communist friends to protection
He, ah, didn't answer...

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>>9191837
>Pokes

>>9191838
Yeah, not bad at all actually~
>She giggles, making her way around to his front, meat in her fist, and dropping down to her knees, seated on her fat thighs, pumping his thick half-chub in her palm
>With her other hand, she reaches around to give his ass a little grope before popping the tip into her mouth, eagerly sucking the plump tip in and swirling her tongue around it

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>>9191837

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>>9191874
Hrm... Maybe you're right. I should sign off since I've been going at it.

Thanks for roleplaying with me, dearest of anons. You're kind 4chan users. Remember me if I return, and I'll depart with this for you all.

Have fun without me! Take care of yourselves!

>>9191901
(You're pretty good, what's your discord username?)

>>9191901
(Do you play more than one character? I have seen this play style before.)

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>>9191803
You know what's even better than bissy? Some lewd, teasing bissy.

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>>9191927
Thanks bud! LadyLapis#8467

>>9191942
Have a look!~

>>9191966
(I KNEW IT! HELLO AGAIN FRINDO! I remember your play style for some reason.)

>>9191901
>He gives her a pretty proud smile, as she says that, watching her drop down to her knees, and start to pump his meaty member, letting out soft little gasps at the pleasure, as he watched her work.
Ahh...glad to hear it.
>He sighed, as her work on his shaft slowly made it grow in size to a much more respectable erection, the head peeking out between her fingers with each stroke. Her grip on his muscular backside did make him jump a little-but all it did was thrust himself a little bit further into her lips, letting her have a better taste of the fat crown.

I'm still here anons~...

I'm still here anons~...

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>>9191999
(Aww, that's flattering to hear, haha. What gave me away?~)

>>9192006
>She gave him a little wink as she sucked gently on that bulbous pink tip--her favorite bit--and flicked her tongue lightly over the slit, giving him a nice thorough work-over before plunging in deeper, taking in another inch or so, poking the head into her left cheek to make it bulge out
>With the dick firmly lodged into her mouf, she added in her other hand, massaging and admiring his tight, fit tush, letting out a muffled compliment through the mouthful of meat
Yu godda nishe ashe~

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>>9192013
>>9192045
Go to bed.

>>9192055
(It's the small details, anyways, I'll see you another day.)

Anons I'm still here...~

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>>9191964
I'll call, have a bunnygirl bissy

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die

>>9191904
Hey pony slut, want some dicking?

>>9192101
>kissu

I'm still here~

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>>9192122
Dammit.

>>9191904
Its time to clop

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Oh! One more thing! If you want to roleplay further with me, I have an F-List page.

https://www.f-list.net/c/mama%20princess%20peach/

(Also, if you see someone continuing to say 'Anons I'm still here, it is NOT me. Just an annoyance, dismiss them. Bye-bye now!)

>>9192055
>A shudder ran up the man's spine as he felt her hungrily flick her tongue along the spongy tip, making it twitch happily, and drool just a bit against her warm digit. She could probably hear him restraining his own groans as he watched her, legs tense, as she finally drove deeper on his fat cock. He grunted a bit as he felt the warmth of her mouth wrap around his size, and took the tip of her head in a careful grip, and helped her adjust herself over his dick.
Mgh...that...is that so?
>He laughed a little, before suddenly thrusting his hips forward to shove the tip of that cock down her accepting throat, burying her nose against his groin.

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>>9192100
And you may have an assimilated bissy.

>>9192142
>Hugs

No takers?~

>>9192150
>f-list
No thank you.

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>>9192091
(See you around!)

>>9192154
>With a loud, wet 'glurgh', she managed to take the rest of him in, his smooth dangling cumberries swinging forward to give her a slap on the chin. >She looked up at him with one eyebrow cocked and gave her throat muscles a little flex, letting out a low, bubbly gurgling sound as her esophagus massaged his throbbing dong
>She crudely stuffed two of her fingers into her mouth alongside it, then held them up in front of him, wordlessly asking with hand motions if he'd like a free prostate exam to go with his sperm donation

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>>9192150
>Bimbo
>Chubby
>Hypno
>Dating
>Unintelligent Partners

Come on, let's play~

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>>9192318
Can we play MK8 Deluxe?

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one krabby patty, hold the mayo. braaaaaaap

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>>9192225
>Unintelligent Partners
Sounds like she'll really like you then!

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>>9192156
Damn, thanks
Here, virgin killer, and valentines, for valentines.
>there's still uniform elements
Can't always win, sorry.

>>9192349
>kissu

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>>9192382
>Wakes up

>>9192202
>At the sudden extremely pleasant ripple through her throat, he groaned, ramming himself further into the girl's tight welcoming throat, rolling his hips forward. The warm breath she let out as she soaked in his taste, as well as him grinding his manhood against her well stretched throat, all sent bolts up his spine, encouraging his rough treatment of her windpipe.
Guh...t-that's intense, jeez...
>He sighed, as he focused on sliding the meaty thing in and out of her warm fuckhole, only noticing her attempts to communicate a few moments after she attempted to do so. He chuckled a little, and relaxed his legs a little, as he tried to focus on letting her have an easier time of performing such a thing.
If you want to taste it that bad, go ahead...I don't mind.
>While he awaited her fingers, his pace had only started to increase, ramming his fat member into her face again and again.

>>9192370
How'd you enjoy getting BTFO yesterday, Paul?

>>9192349
>Paul shows up
>>9192370
>DMG's face posted

Gee wiz boy am I surprised!

>>9192150
Do you have discord by chance?

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>>9192407
Already asked. They don't </3

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>>9192401
>>9192397
>Getting three (You)s from 2 posts
My K/D is going through the roof lmao

>>9192393
>Gives the Tapu a pat on the head then feeds it a rainbow bean.

>>9191966
Lapis?! Is that you? I've missed the hell out of you!

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>>9192440
>Affection maxed out
>You now realize that Amie was a waste of time why is it even in this game lmao is this just for evolving eevee into shitveon
>Tapu noises

>>9192433
>Paul admitting to shitposting again.
And I wondered why everyone hates your guts.

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>>9192463
252+ SpA Choice Specs Tapu Lele Psychic vs. 36 HP / 0 SpD Anon's shitpost in Psychic Terrain: 17090-20108 (71208.3 - 83783.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9192395
>Her eyes lit up at his approval and she reached around, one hand parting those beefy boy buns, the other pressing two lubed up fingertips against his sensitive pink pucker, pressing in in rhythm with her gentle sucks
>As her digits disappeared into his warm hole, she let out a little eager giggle, which resonated and vibrated through his shaft, further stimulating it
>Now breathing completely through her nose, she worked with both mouth and fingers to please him, though getting to explore and feel up such a well-hung fella with a tight fuckable bum was exactly the morning perk-up she needed

>>9192444
>Presentation theme played on kazoo
The one and only! Yeah, it's been a while~

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>>9192376
>that packed bra
>that sideboob
>that body in general

Goddamn. That's something else we need some more of.

>>9192497
Cheeky. By the way if that new poster doesn't pick up Gardevoir I already got someone that will.
Looking forward to your next triggering!

>>9192463
It's what he does when he knows he has no response. He just spams memes.

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>>9192524

>>9192463
It's always best when he actively turns on a Anon that was trying to give him attention too
Eventually people will stop falling for him

>>9192529
My favorite is when the memes make no sense what so ever. Like, no one gets your shitty TF2 copypasta. You're making yourself look like a slightly bigger ass then you already are. I don't get it.

I'm sad.

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>>9192554
I DID NOT PAY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO LET SOME WORTHLESS GIBUSVISION SCORE A LUCKY KILL ON ME AND USE MY GOD DAMN GOLDEN FRYING PAN. Just when I decided to leave this sub reddit and think things would get better for me, no, now this fucking shit happens. Now I'm going to be leaving the game entirely unless someone does the right thing, and makes a server pluggin that completely disables this new feature. This is the biggest fucking loadout of bullshit to ever have been dumped onto TF2. This makes EoTL look like a good update. I think it's safe to say all other gold pan owners, saxxy owners, and gold wrench owners agree with me 100%. IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE? Suuuuuuuure people only are able to use the imbued weapons until someone kills them or they leave the server BUT EVEN THEN that is PLENTY of time for them to enjoy WHAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE. They didn't save money up for months. They didn't do hundreds of tours in MvM. They didn't make an amazing short film that earned them a saxxy award. They didn't get super fucking lucky and crafted a gold wrench. This is by far the single most unfair, inconsiderate, atrocious, move valve has ever fucking pulled. And it doesn't stop there, anyone who owns anything nice, something you hold dear to your heart. It could be something as simple as a specialized flaregun. Someone could just walk right along, pick it up, and use it against you. YOUR OWN WEAPON. How would you feel after getting blasted with your own pro ks aussie RL? or any other aussie for that matter? YOU'D FEEL LIKE SHIT. Now Imagine the situation I'm in. even if they killed someone else using MY pan, they do NOT deserve that kind of privilege upon scoring a melee kill.

>>9192566
Go away Adachi.

>>9192549
>That one anon that legit wanted to play with his 2B
>"In other words you write the opening"
He doesn't get he's not hot shit. He's just warm turds.

>>9192502
>His body was unused to her invasion, of course, so at first he trembled at her eager fingers parting him from behind, and pressing herself up against his backdoor, the slick fingers earning her a soft more boyish gasp compared to the groans from earlier. The rhythm she met left him distracted with her mouth, as her fingers dipped into his warm ring-immediately causing his cock to spring alive in her mouth, the erection fighting against the confines of her mouth, despite her eager stimulation.
F-Fff...
>He grit his teeth as he tried to handle this new sensation, watching her drop down over his girth more eagerly than before, taking in his scent with every bob of her head. Meanwhile, his backside clenched down on her fingers reflexively, tightening up just a bit when she explored deeper-and again, causing his cock to spring to life everytime. She could probably make him cum anytime she wanted like this-he was in no position to argue-or barely talk really.

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>Not only is it dead hours but Paul is around.
Time to pack it in boyos.

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>>9192583
You get back here asshat. I need something to fuck.

>>9192583
The fact that summer is going to be like this around the clock makes me glad I have a lot of people on discord to do lewd with instead.

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>>9192569
>tfw Paul actually has these copypastas saved somewhere just for when he decides to sperg out

>>9192583
>You will never sexually tease Yosuke or Yu as a sexy milf
Just

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>>9192606
Beedrill shines in the UU metagame thanks to its Mega Evolution, which, by way of amazing Attack and Speed stats and Adaptability, grants it the strongest U-turn in the tier, letting it pummel offensive and defensive teams alike. It can grab offensive momentum with very little trouble thanks to the aforementioned qualities, which makes it one of the best offensive Pokemon in the tier. However, Beedrill has a somewhat shallow movepool aside from its STAB attacks, and it only has access to Knock Off and Drill Run as offensive coverage moves. It also has pitiful defensive stats, as well as a mediocre defensive typing. It also is forced to run Protect so that it can Mega Evolve and get the Speed boost without taking damage, as its Speed before Mega Evolving is decent at best. Despite these flaws, Beedrill is still a fantastic Pokemon, and it should always be considered when making an offensive team

Don't Stand So Close to Me

Move 1
U-turn
Move 2
Protect
Move 3
Poison Jab
Move 4
Knock OffDrill Run
Item
Beedrillite
Ability
Swarm
Nature
JollyAdamant
EVs
252 Atk4 Def252 Spe

Moves

U-turn is Beedrill's main STAB move, as it nets Beedrill offensive momentum with little trouble and is useful to get some chip damage. Protect is used so that Beedrill can get the Speed boost from Mega Evolving without taking any damage and is also useful to scout for foes' movesets and potential Choice items. Poison Jab is Beedrill's strongest attack, as well as its main Poison-type STAB attack, and it has a fairly high chance to poison the target, which works well in conjunction with Protect to rack up damage on the foe while scouting for its moveset. Knock Off hits Ghost-types such as Chandelure for super effective damage and also cripples Pokemon reliant on their item. Drill Run is mainly used for coverage, as it hits Poison- and Steel-types that resist Beedrill's STAB attacks, such as Tentacruel, Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and Lucario, for super effective damage.

>Paul shows up
>so does Faye
It's a real big fucking coincidence....

>>9192602
N-No! I'm busy anyway.

>>9192605
I know right? The servers may be hot garbage, but thank god fir having contacts.

>>9192621
This counts as spam.
You know what to do.

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>>9192507
This one's not lewd or even hinting at it but it's casual as all fuck.

>>9192583
I mean, I've got a good little image-trade thing going on

>>9192605
>>9192625
Praise be to discord

>>9192621
Give me more pokemon facts, Paul. This gets me hard.

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>>9192624
I like to watch her sperg out. I sip tea to it.

>>9192625
Pussy. I bet you don't even want your cock swallowed by lip nipples. Faggot.

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>>9192638
>>9192633
Castform is the living proof that if man ever hopes to emulate nature's beauty in its creation of living things, there's still a long way to go. While nature has concocted majestic dragons and serpents such as Salamence and Milotic, all that the top scientists from Hoenn could muster is a disfigured cluster of water molecules that they aptly classified as a Normal-type and whose entire lower half looks like one huge ass. Not very professional of them.

At least they weren't lying about Castform's half-assed battling capabilities.

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Chasing Rainbows

Move 1
Rain Dance
Move 2
Sunny Day
Move 3
Hail
Move 4
Weather Ball
Item
Damp Rock Heat Rock Icy Rock
Ability
Forecast
Nature
Modest
EVs
252 SpA4 SpD252 Spe
Moves

Rain Dance turns Castform blue and dampens the spirits of the opponent. Sunny Day turns Castform red, turning up the heat on the opponent and firing Castform up for battle. Hail turns Castform blue again, sending a chill down the opponent's spine. This array of colors will take your opponents by storm and dazzle them into submission. And after this fascinating display, the trump card can be revealed: Castform's almost-signature move Weather Ball, a three-in-one coverage move that only takes up one moveslot, only takes one turn to set up, and only actually KOes its foes if it hits super effectively.

Set Details

A Modest nature is used to grant Castform some power, although "modest" is also a bit of an overstatement of Castform's potential. You can choose to lengthen a weather of your choice by using a Damp Rock, a Heat Rock, or an Icy Rock, but whichever you pick, weather rocks. Castform doesn't. Its ability is Forecast, but it doesn't even tell you that it's going to rain until the rain has been set up and you're all drenched in the downpour. Those scientists sure had one job.

>>9192641
>Lip nipples
Excuse me

>>9192605
>tfw asking someone privately for erp is way more awkward than thread asking
>tfw left out to dry because of shitposters.
Why must I suffer for others sins.

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>>9192582
>She shoved those two probing fingers deeper into his boyhole, wriggling them around tantalizingly inside him, while continuing to fill the room with lewd, wet choking sounds from her mouth
>As delicious as this big fat breakfast sausage was, she was really in the mood for a ham steak and a couple eggs, so she doubled down on her efforts to milk the load out of him so he could get to cookin'
>She looked him in the eyes unflinchingly as she turned her head to the side, sucking his entire manly member into her slutty gullet, while her fingers massaged his cum button, deep inside that tight booty of his
>With two fingers tickling his prostate and his cock being smothered inside her throat, she finally pushed him over the edge, feeling the contractions in his sack that told her he was gonna cum, and braced for impact

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>>9192659
Or.. Nipple lips..
instead of tits they're lips.

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>>9192677
(Did someone say nipple lips?)

>>9192664
It is at first, but most friends I ask are always down to rp, I usually chat with them normally first to break the ice.

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Usage Tips

Use Castform to tell you the weather outside without you even having to turn around to look out the window. Use Castform as a disco ball that has a wide array of colors from its many forme changes, namely red and blue. Use Castform as a police siren; its wide spectrum of colors from its forme changes will probably achieve the desired effect all the same. Use Castform to boil a hot, soothing cup of herbal tea if you're feeling a little under the weather, as the molecules in its body are just like water. Use Castform as death fodder to bring in another Pokemon safely. Castform can be used as just about anything under the sun. Just don't bring it into the battlefield and expect to grab KOs with it, to survive hits with it, or to win battles with it.

Team Options
Castform can do with teammates that help it to set up weather so that it can change color and start firing off Weather Ball as soon as possible; it won't get much time before it is KOed, after all. Electrode is a great teammate, and not just because it can set up Rain Dance. Being a ball that can set up weather, it also complements Castform's Weather Ball perfectly. In addition, adding Electrode as a teammate to Castform is a good choice, because they are both floating heads and two heads are better than one. Castform could also do with teammates that can sweep the opponent's team under the correct weather conditions. Flower Gift Cherrim is a very fitting teammate for Castform: Cherrim also doesn't have a body, can also use Weather Ball, and is just about as good at sweeping its foes as Castform is at predicting the weather
Apart from weather support, any other kind of support will also do to help Castform to perform its job at a minimal standard. This can range from Stealth Rock support to help secure the KO on Zebstrika, to dual screens support to help avoid the 2HKO from Dusknoir's Shadow Sneak and Zebstrika's Volt Switch on neutral hits, to paralysis support to help it outspeed and 2HKO Persian

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Hold the fuck up, why is Paul being a retard again?

Because someone called him out for still being hung up on DMG? Really?

Christ, Paul. Put a shotgun in your mouth for your next suicide attempt.

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>>9192637
But you know what is lewd and is entirely hinting at it? This one.

>tfw you will never gently lay Bismarck across her embroidered iron cross bedsheets and treat her like an absolute princess while she blushes up a storm and stares up at you

Life is suffering.

>>9192688
Had a boner. And it's gone.

>>9192677
>>9192688
Please, my dick can only get so hard.

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>>9192715
Other Options

Castform can wield other items, such as a Life Orb to secure the OHKO on frail Pokemon such as Raichu or a Focus Sash to actually help it survive hits. However, why bother trying to improve on its battling when Castform is clearly only useful in setting up the weather and fainting? Castform also actually has a very wide movepool that includes moves such as Thunder, Blizzard, Hydro Pump, Fire Blast, and even Hurricane. However, if you're going such great lengths as to use Castform, you would want to play it to its niche, being the PU Pokemon with the most diverse colors and coolest STAB move. Not only will Castform have too little space on its moveset to fit these in, but it will probably also get KOed before it gets the chance to use them anyway. You could run Sandstorm, but the Hoenn scientists couldn't even be bothered to make a forme for it in sand despite the existence of a colossal desert in the middle of the region. So, what's the point if there's no cool forme change to go along with it?

Checks and Counters

Cloud Nine: And you thought that Castform couldn't possibly get any worse. Cloud Nine users, such as Lickilicky and Golduck, are the antithesis of Castform: they stop Forecast, they stop Weather Ball, and they are actually good Pokemon.

A Good Team: If it's not hit super effectively, it counters Castform. Chances are, if you aren't bringing a monotype Bug team just for giggles, you can probably already counter Castform by switching a bit.

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>>9192688
(>Faye has no nipple lip art.
Just fucking kill me now Dawn)

>>9192715
This is a nice post. I like this post.

>>9192723
Wanna hump my expanded chest and it's nipple lips?

>tfw Paul still wants to go hard gay for DMG

>>9192715
He posted DMG's pic and was dumb Eno to try and play it like he'd just showed up after, so when called on it he does his usual tango

>>9192730
Why are you being this?

>>9192757
You think he still jerks off to that picture through the angry tears, desperate to try and reclaim a relationship he never really had?

>>9192747
Y-yes..
(I'm surprised but I rarely see Faye in sessions in the thread. I like your card.)

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>>9192747
(I think I know your preferred method of death.)
(She has a bunch of other stuff though.)

>>9192747
I wanna do some freaky shit with you at some point, I hope you'll be on later

>>9192783
I'm 100% certain seeing the nuLD get along with DMG made him nostalgic, and flared his autism even more
It's almost sad. Almost.

>>9192667
>Her efforts were rewarded in kind-both with an almost immediate boyish gasp that made him buck his hips forward, ramming his cock into her tight throat now, feeling it slurp him right up, and welcome it into the warm pockets of her cheeks made him tremble happily-but even more so, feeling her curious digits push deeper into his backside. The assault on both sides was pinning the man between different sorts of pleasure, both of the types rushing him towards orgasm that much. Every wet slap of his dick sliding down her throat was accompanied by that aching sack meeting with her chin and lips, before he gave one final flurry of thrusts, resting it on the home it had made on her face-as well as the rest of his shaft balls deep in her throat, as she finally managed to tickle his prostate. The sudden sharp spike of sensation rolling up his spine made him cum without as much build up-a sudden spurt of seed almost immediately fired into her mouth to reward her teasing at his backdoor-and immediately following it, a sudden avalache of cum, erupting from his balls in huge spurts, flooding her mouth with all his pent up need.

>>9192783
He jerks it to fantasies of DMG's beard in the pic tickling his bare back while getting barebacked. And leaving more shit on DMG's dick than his poopy pen.

>>9192789
>Two shapshifter avas in the thread.
If they fucked it'd be glorious

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>>9192788
(People never try anything with me. I don't try to pop in and not RP, it's just that I never get any bites. It's whatever. You wanna write the opener or?)

>>9192789
(FUCK I can't look at Dawn and NOT get riled up. You ready for a session yet?)

>>9192812
I'm here a nice bit of time. Call up DMG if I'm not here.

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>Post your face when you're not Paul

>>9192704
>Not understanding that this is 4chan and 80% of people here are socially awkward fucksticks
I'm happy its easy for you anon. If I didn't feel like I was bugging the shit out of people by doing that I probably would try it too.

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>>9192813

>>9192838
>Shadman
>>>/cock/

>>9192834
Sounds like a plan, I'll plan out a weirdly hot scenario while I'm at work then

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>>9192838

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>>9192838
>

>>9192852
See you around anon <3

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>>9192825
>fucks himself with the pen while staring at that picture
No way. No fucking way. I think we cracked the code, holy shit.

>>9192825
That actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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>>9192834
(More or less. Sorry for not popping in yesterday.)
(Any scenario you're interested in playing out?)

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>>9192838

>>9192834
In all honesty, I find Faye hot. But i'm not kinky enough to make it interesting for a shapeshifter. So I don't bother you.

>>9192834
>Anon stood before Faye, her payment already given to her as he tried to avoid eye contact from the awkwardness of his request. He swallowed his pride as he faced her once more.
S-so we g-got a deal right? Big tits and l-lips instead of nipples.

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>>9192834
What if I played Dawn? Because you know

I might be

:^)

>>9192825
>>9192887

Who lurking right now?

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>>9192838

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>>9192605
>only one of my favorites actually uses discord for lewd

>>9192907
You're desperate for attention from anyone else to DMG aren't you?

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>>9192819
>Her eyes widened as he dumped his massive nutload deep into her throat, her neck visibly bulging from the amount of thick, frothy seed he so lovingly donated to her, pouring directly down into her stomach
>Drinking down that magma flow of spunk, she choked and gargled a little bit, but managed to get most of it down, finally having to relent and pull her head back, excess drool and cum dribbling down onto the floor, a splatter or two landing on her chin and then dripping down onto her pjs
>As she coughed and wiped her chin, she shattered the fourth wall and commented with a giggle
Damn, if you describe food as freakin' sexily as you talk about sex, I'm gonna flip!~