>>9186522
Meow meow meow?
>>9186522
Just checking everyone is having a good time
>>9186479
Not like it would help. I can go intro dreams, y'know.
>>9186487
Some of you humans get a little misguided from time to time. They think that because I'm smaller than them, they're stronger. They think they can boss me around, usually.
Doesn't end well for them. It's good that you seem to have some common sense.
>>9186501
>Midna slaps her ass, making the anon watch from his prone position as it jiggles.
You'll have to do a better job of convincing me than that, hotshot.
I'm hungry Anon's.... REALLY hungry....
>She licks her lips and blushes lightly
I wonder what humans taste like~
>>9186548
Hi.
How do I get alot of (You)'s like Nina or Trixie? With the least amount of effort anyways.
>>9186559
Please mistress midna, sit your big plump butt on my face and turn me into your personal seat.
>his cock is visibly errect in his pants
Does the begging work or do you want me to earn it through more physical means mistress.
>>9186559
Hmm; maybe that's why I woke up than. Your mere presence made my dream end early...
Either way, you're still one gorgeous short stack with a powerful tongue.
>>9186567
Like, whole humans?
Like swallow a person whole kind of hungry?
>>9186543
Teacher teacher, I have the hots for you!
>>9186586
IDK man, but here's free (You)
>>9186497
//It's fineeee! I'm glad you're liking what we are doing. I'm enjoying it a lot. I love playing as Karen and simply say silly things all the time. Your writing was more than fine. Wonderful. Exquisite. You don't need to worry about that considering my writing isn't good and it's a fact. However, I hope that my RP it's good compared to my writing and you're enjoying it a lot. And it seems you do. Have a good night and sorry for keeping you up so late.
>>9186586
(You)
Too much candy.
>>9186610
>She nods gently and stretches slowly, arching her back
Mhm~ I havent eaten in days... and all you men look~ well...
>She gently laughs and shrugs
So delicious~
>>9186567
Hu-humans?
I-it would depend on what part of the body and the body fat and muscle.
Most meaty parts will taste like fat and dull since is covered in skin. Blood isn't particularly tasty neither, so unless you are into a copper like taste, you shouldn't eat humans.
D-does that clear your doubt?
>>9186598
Well, whatever you want really...
>He shrugs, smiling softly.
I'm not gonna force you to do something you don't want to do. You have a right to enjoy yourself here.
>>9186559
Of course you're stronger, that's obvious. ...well then, should I get to it?
>>9185491
Still waiting for an answer to this Ominous post......
Who did they think the Pac poster was? and why so much anger.
>>9186641
Or not enough?
>>9186646
I-I will be your meal miss.
I don't even care what hole you shove me in.
>the anon blushes
>>9186656
Idk who they thought I was but hey, let them be angry.
>>9186627
B-but I have someone special...
A-also I can't date students...
>>9186586
(RP a lot and try your best to make it good for long-term sustainable (You)s, or shitpost at avas that people like for fleeting (You)s and negative attention.)
>>9186594
>Midna brings a finger to her chin, thinking over her options. It wasn't often that a human had enough awareness to know when to beg and when to act.
As fun as it would be to listen to your pathetic begging for hours, I'm a bit more interested in what you think you can physically do to earn this ass. I'm all ears.
>>9186607
And your tongue seems suited for flattery. Consider me impressed. Not especially impressed, but a little bit.
>>9186650
"Get to it"? Get to what?
>The imp continues to feign her ignorance, shooting a mischievous grin at the anon.
Explain exactly what you think you're about to "get to", chump.
>>9186647
>She shakes her head while a dark blush forms on her cheeks, a large finger presses against her lips. Hiding a small giggle
Well~ It makes it sound even more interesting~ I suppose my doubt still isnt cleared though... Humans sound SO nutritional~
>>9186676
Hehehe~ Hmmm?~ You dont Anon? What hole did you think I was meaning to use?~
>>9186695
But teacher, I need someone to teach me the concept of love!
>>9186593
>Wait a minute...was this man asking to be drained dry! like completely dry?! The Succubutt let out a low coo and really took his words to heart. With a new found vigor she really clamped her breasts together and started to drag them up and down his shaft rather slowly, sure she was taking her time...but she was doing it in what she felt like, was the most pleasurable way! She was going to start slow and tight, but eventually pick up the pace until she's titty fucking him to the extreme!
Welll...I mean it is your death wish. Don't blame me if you diiieee!
>>9186641
THICC!
>>9186699
Well, I thank you for at least being a bit impressed by me. Anything else I can do for you while you're here?
>He inquires, softly beaming at her.
>>9186699
>he walks up to the short stacks ass and starts to grab it, groping the plump butt.
Just give me the word and I'll start rimming your impy pucker~
>>9186699
I... I thought it's obvious. I was planning to beg an imp to squeeze me dry. You're an imp, right?
>>9186631
Oh, please. I like to think I'm halfway decent but nowhere near exquisite. And don't worry about a single thing, your RP is great. Why do you think I kept it going so late into the night?
In any case, have a wonderful night. I hope we can play again soon. And thanks for making the months of waiting all worthwhile. I couldn't imagine a better outcome.
>>9186706
I don't know, I don't care where you put me, up your butt, into your clit, or the classic oral meal.
I'd love it ether way
>the anon continues to blush.
I was fucking my kid when my sister walked in. I don't know what shocked her more: That I was having sex with our child, or that the abortion clinic let me keep it.
>>9186768
What's 9 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend gag when i shove it down her throat?
Her stillborn
>>9186729
//You're pretty good! Don't turn down yourself like that. Thank ya btw. Wooo, you were waiting months for this? Well, I'm happy to hear you're happy with the outcome and just another reason to pick up Karen as a constant ava. Good night and see ya latero. I'm lurking almost at any point of the day, at least for now, so If you feel like playing you can summon me.
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>9186710
Eee...
E...
W-what about if w-we take the day of school?
>>9186810
''Not here, lolitacona.''
>>9186810
Right here.....
>Floats away once more to lurk
>>9186720
Hm, looks like I've got my hands full for now. Maybe if you slip off into dreamland I'll be able to meet you there, charmer.
>>9186721
>She rolls her eyes at the man's combination of dirty talk and sudden groping. Humans never really knew their place when they were around her. Oh well. This one was at least smart enough to ask first.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Less talking, more worshiping.
>>9186725
How observant of you, human! Duh, of course I'm an imp. I know it may be surprising to some of the less intelligent species, but you don't have to tell me about it.
>Midna floats up and into his face, easily invading his personal space as she stares him down.
What you /do/ have to tell me is how you planned to beg me to milk that cock of yours.
>>9186830
NO TEASING WITH THE SNAIL
>>9186848
''Ohhhh i'm sorry lotacota. Do you wanna see my pupper panties?''
>>9186748
>She crosses her legs and strokes her cheek with the palm of her hand
Ass? Clit?
>She licks her lips and shrugs
I dont know if they'd sate my hunger like swallowing you would Anon~ nor if it would be as tasty...
>>9186858
>Comes back to spit on Anon.
Sorry perv I only fuck men with dicks bigger than 4 inches.
>Floats back to the shadows
>>9186862
Well, who is this cutie?
>>9186716
H- how could I blame you for anything while being d-- aah~! Holy shit, th- this is so good...
>Already gasping and moaning despite of her going this slow, he couldn't decide whether to look at her chest working on his cock, at her lovely face, or to just relax and let himself stare at the ceiling. His eyes seemed unfocused and some drool was visible on the corner of his lips; he loved every second of this!
Where all da furries at
>>9186862
This is bullying of the highest degree!
>>9186845
>he dives in and starts licking at the imps pucker ontop of sniffing and groping her pert fat butt
Mmph mistress your ass is so bubbly, I love it~
>>9186879
Your harassment only makes me want it more, y'know.
>>9186864
Go ahead and eat me then cutie~
Although it probably won't feel as
good as becoming butt fat~
>the anon gets close to the Rena and cuddles up against her
How hard is it to find a willing meal?
I'm all yours
>>9186903
(That was the point. Unfortunately I have very little in the Bee loli files so no more for tonight.)
>Comes back and Kissus anon on the cheek before kicking him in the shin and flying back to her hive for sleeping
Sorry Tiny dick, no Lolo for you
>>9186785
(Just to be exact, I went back to the archives and ran a search on my filenames to see just how long ago I've expressed interest in having a Karen ava here. The earliest was nine months ago. So yeah, it's been quite a while. Which only makes this all the more momentous! Okay, NOW I'm off! See ya later!)
>>9186928
I'm quite patient, so take your time qt.
>>9186845
Huh? W- well, I wanted to drop to my knees and beg while saying something lewd, but I don't know what to mention... filling your womb to the brim? Letting my cum spill all over your legs? Letting my cum glisten on your body when the moon rises? I didn't get to that part yet.
>>9186936
(I would, but it's hard finding good Bee lolo, so unless you can help a Bee out. It'll take some time.)
>>9186884
''The answer is who I am not.''
>>9186896
''It's that easy to bully you? I didn't expect a lolicon like you to be so thin skinned. What a perv.''
>>9186925
>She giggles a little louder and strokes her hands over your cheeks
Wont it Anon?~ You'd be pleased being sustinance for me though right?~
>She lifts her left leg and hoists it against your thigh before leaning down, gently kissing your lips. Her eyes close and each second she escalates the kiss further and further until she's making out with you
Psst! Hey, mister. C'mere for a sec.
>>9186819
Teacher teacher, I wanna profess my love to you in front of the entire school!
>>9186886
>The titty demon let out a cute little laugh as she began speeding up, sure it wasn't by much...but it was enough to be felt. Her pace increased, and her vice like grip loosened a bit as she began phase 2 of her titty fucking master plan. With every couple of thrusts her head inched ever closer, almost like at a moments notice she would dive down and engulf the cock as it was trapped between her breasts, giving it both a BJ and a titty job. Of course, that was her plan...and honestly, her licking her lips should give that way pretty hardcore. And sure as hell, as soon as his crown was bopping up against her lips, she made sure to open them up, letting her tongue just lull out, letting the cock bump into her almost otherworldly tongue with every thrust.
Ewhehehee! Iwf yew dhie...et's yer ohwn fhault, khay?
>>9186959
Uh...me?
>He guesses, unsure what she meant.
>>9186959
I-I'm not thin-skinned! You just happen to know my weaknesses, and you're exploiting them, you baka.
>>9186964
Yes?
>anon walks up to the zone tan esque woman
>>9186964
Sure, what's up?
>>9186902
>The imp sighs and reaches behind her back, forcing the anon's face deeper into her plump rear. The constant interruptions as he came back up to quip at her were starting to get grating.
I just told you to stop talking and worship my ass! If you keep it up, I'm gonna make sitting on your face a punishment instead of a reward!
>>9186943
>Midna giggles to herself, clearly entertained by his ignorance.
I meant what hole you wanted to use, you poetic loser. Seriously? "When the moon rises"? You humans really are hopeless.
>Another derisive laugh escapes her throat, and she floats back down to the seat she was resting on. She narrows her eyes at the anon, anticipating his next move.
But it sounds to me like you want my pussy. You've got the right idea about your begging. Get started.
>>9186960
>he starts to make out with her letting her lick all over his face
Mmmhhh~
>he hugs her before the fun begins, his Harding cock brushing up against her leg.
>>9186989
S-sorry
>he digs his face in deeper, moaning and licking her fat plump butt even harder. Also bringing his hands up and giving her ass a long and hard groping making sure her desires were all fulfilled.
>>9186968
I...
Uh...
Um...
Eh eh...
I-I think y-you are...
Um...
Jumping... Rushing... Doing stuff b-before thinking it better...
W-want to talk about it instead?
>>9186981
>>9186985
>The "woman" pulls Anon into a dark alleyway by his sleeve and proceeds by getting rid of his hoodie and jeans.
Five bucks for a handjob, 10 for a blow and 50 for butt stuff. For 100 dollars, I'm all yours.
>>9186955
Hmm, I'll look around, and find ya if I get anything good,
>>9186993
>After several minutes she laughs again and blushes darkly
Oh my god you taste... intoxicating~
>Her hand guides down to your cock and begins to gently stroke and tug it, a devious smirk on her lips
Maybe we should have a little.. fun before we get to the main event hmmm?~ Unless.... you want to get absorbed by me?~ instead of eaten?~
>>9187031
Midna vore Rena and the sexy trap boy,
Fuck fuck fuuuuuck
>>9186977
''Ohhh? I am saying that I am everyone and nothing at the same time. Nothing unsual. But yeah, who are you?''
>>9186980
''Heheh. But that's the good part about this, isn't it? You love being teased with your weknesses. I'm helping you a bit, that's all, lollito.''
>>9187041
Mmh what would feel better~
If you absorb me can you do it by sitting on my face?
I'm a butt guy you know~
>he laughs
Eather.. ah..ahh way would be fine.
>he moaned as she tugged his cock.
Hey, so anyone up to getting raped brutally?
>>9187074
SOON. Tm
>>9187023
I wanna jump and rush into a bed with you teacher!
>>9187074
>Raises hand.
>>9187083
>sticks balls in face
>>9187083
If you were into the same thing Rena over here is, I'd fuck you in an instant
>>9187058
I know, I know. It's why you're my favorite, Hachikuji-chan!
J-Just don't tell anyone else I said that, alright?
>>9186974
Y- yeah, it's my fault! Just don't stop, please! I'm c- close...!
>Unable to stop himself, his hips start thrusting back and forth, letting his shaft get squeezed more by her chest and allowing her to tease his glans with her tongue as much as she wanted. Every time his rod bumped into her tongue, he seemed to thrust harder while always having some precum for her to lap up. She had to feel he was close by that point, as his moans raised their volume and his cock began to pulse and shake inside of her mouth.
>>9187012
>A groan rushed past her lips as his tongue danced along her rear, teasing her with his hands as he went. For someone has annoying as he was, he was good. Really good. Perhaps he did deserve to have her ass on his face for the night.
Th-That's more like it, moron! You humans ought to learn your place, and that's under me!
>She pulls away from his tantalizing mouth, turning back to stare down at him.
Alright, you learned how to follow orders. You're...decently skilled. Nothing special. I suppose Mistress Midna can grant you the privilege of being a throne.
>>9187045
(We've got a pretty good selection tonight. I'm impressed, especially for these hours.)
>>9187062
>She nods and grabs your hands, slowly pulling them back around her body to her thick ass
You are?~ Good~ I have a feeling once im done with you, you'd go straight to my ass anyway~
I think I'll absorb you like that~ hehe~
>A darker grin forms on her cheeks
Let me see what you can do to my ass first ok Anon?~
>>9187103
A-alright
>he lies down on the ground starring at her plump ass he just went to town on.
>>9187031
>The anon was about to pull away, but then almost curiously asked "her" for extra info.
How much for a thighjob or a footjob?
New we just need crab and Shinobu then we'll have all of the good characters from the monogatari series.
>>9187111
>he shoves his face into the Rena's ass and starts to lick at it, feeling every little bit of her juicy butt all over him.
Mmhhhmm~
>>9187130
>no doll
>no short-hair cat
At least your taste isn't complete garbage, I guess.
>>9187086
>Mikel-kun bites his lower lip as the Anon smothers his leathery sack against his face. His heart-shaped pupils fixate on the two swollen orbs and he soon begins to worship them with his tongue.
>>9187097
You mean vore? Not into that, I'm afraid. I'm into violent stuff though, got no limits regarding that.
>>9187121
Too much for you to afford, sugar. I'm not into feet. Thighjobs on the other hand, I may consider.
>>9187080
Eeee...
I... Uh.. Em...
W-w-what if..
Em...
T-that would be bad for m-my job and your s-student history...
>>9187132
>She firmly holds the back of your head against her ass and lets out a long drawn out moan. her back arches and her soft fingers ruffle through your hair
Oh Anon~ F..fuucckk~ just like that.... ahh~
>Lewd moans escape her lips with each lick, the burning desire inside her building up
>>9187141
Cat, Doll, and Snake are shit tier.
>>9187101
So soon? Oh jeeez! I hope you get into Heaven.
>Shamsiel grins before clamping her lips down on his crown, trapping the pulsing thing in her mouth. She doesn't stop with the titty fuck either, she continues speeding up as she begins suckling and licking the head residing in her mouth! She began gently pumping her head, slowly moving her mouth down his shaft, only a little bit though, but enough to where she can have her tongue really wrap and poke around his head. This technique has been known to kill people! like for real, succubi are fucking scary dude. You'll be lucky to make it out of this alive...but hey, would you really wanna die any other way?
>>9187117
>Not wasting another moment, the imp swiftly lowers her ass over the anon's waiting mouth, eager for him to get started. He'd already shown that he was skilled enough with his tongue while kneeling, but getting to see what he could do while her plump rear smothered his face was another exciting avenue entirely. She pressed her weight against his nose, easily settling herself atop his chin.
Now, throne...get that dick out of your pants and start touching yourself while you worship your Mistress! I'm not about to touch that filthy thing, but it looks like it's about to tear a hole through the cloth. That excited to please me, hm~?
>She wiggled her hips for emphasis, overwhelming the man even further under the heft of her wobbly cheeks.
>>9187146
Bat is the best, there's no debating that, but to deny the rest of the loli harem (Excluding snake) is just terrible.
>>9187143
That doesn't matter, all that matters is our love teacher!
>>9187142
Wanna try on some cute outfits?
>>9187099
''Of course I won't. Who will do something like that? It'll be pretty mean If someone tells this information to someone else. I wonder what's more embarrassing. That they know who's your favorite or the fact that you like pupper panties of elementary schoolers''
>>9187099
based taste
snail best girl
>>9187142
Oh, that's a shame. I guess a handjob sounds good; the rest can be a tip.
>The anon pulls out a hundred dollars out of his wallet and offers the bill to him.
>>9187145
>he licks away at her ass, his desire to be absorbed into it growing greater and greater.
Mmmph suck me in Rena~
>>9187083
Not into traps, i should have said thatm sorry! Girls with me, i guess.
>>9187156
Cat not a loli though and people can live without the two worst loli.
Chat is having a lot of fun.
>>9187155
>he does as commanded as he whips out his fat cock and starts to stroke it to the imp grinding her fat ass on his face
Mmmph fuck!
>he moans out as he starts to stroke his aching cock.
>>9187177
>She pants slowly and shortly, before kicking you down onto the floor, she stands over you and grins gently
Remember~ you wanted this~
>She bends her knees and firmly nestles her ass over your face, one of her hands grabs your cock and starts to jerk it slowly and gently, her ass begining to feel softer and almost.. liquidy against your face
>>9187189
>without the two worst loli
How is doll the worst? She's fucking cute, and at least she isn't a little bitch slut like Snake!
Hello, everyone~
(Peach is available for ERP!)
>>9187161
I'm lesbian!
I'm a man!
I'm pregnant!
I'm actually 50!
I'm married!
I'm um
double married!
To girls!
That are actually 60 year old men!
Y-you should get someone better d-don't you think?
>>9187201
>his moans seem to almost turn into light gurgles as he feels his face sink into her ass. His cock throbbing hard and wild against her touch, she seemed like was at least trying to milk him before he became butt fat.
>>9187204
But just how peachy is your butt?
3 guys are in a bar telling about their most shameful experiences while shitfaced.
1st guy says, "I once got so drunk i blew chunks all over my house"
2 guy says, "That's nothing! I once got so fucked up I picked up a girl at the bar and fucked her right in front of my wife."
3rd guy says, "You think that's bad? I once came home so screwed in the head that i went to go fuck my wife and i raped my daughter! I lost my whole family."
1st guy pipes up, "No, guys, you don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
>>9187209
Teacher teacher, I don't care what you are, you're always cute and nice and lovely and cute!
>>9187195
>Midna watched as her throne began to frantically masturbate, desperate to please himself as he pleased his Mistress. It was almost comical how fast and hard he was going, as though it would be the only chance he would ever get to blow his load while an imp sat on his face. Humans really were hopeless after all.
Your tongue certainly feels good, throne. I hope you're not putting your own pleasure above mine. It would be such a shame if I were to get off of you and walk away, no? Then you'd be left to cum all by yourself. Wouldn't that just be the saddest thing that's ever happened to you, chair?
>She laughed as she teased him, knowing full well that he would be willing to do just about anything in his frenzied state of arousal. Her mind raced to all of the ways she could convince him to debase himself in the pursuit of his fleeting orgasms. A low moan escaped her throat as his tongue ran along her asshole, making her shiver from the sensation.
You're...you're not bad for a throne~.
>>9187153
Oh fuck... I'm... I'm...! CUMMING!
>His hips buck as deep within her as possible, unloading a ridiculous amount of his thick load inside her mouth, letting it pour down her throat and on her chest if she doesn't catch it. Much like her previous victims, his hips shook as he almost screamed in ecstasy, feeling like the orgasm would never stop. However, it eventually does and he drops to the ground, letting a shot spill onto her breasts. No wonder everyone ends up dying from it; his heart was pounding like a hammer and all he could do was twitch in ecstasy. However, he still seemed to be hard and it looked like his finger just moved! Of course he wouldn't be empty just yet, he had a month worth of semen packed down below! He tried speaking, but struggled with it, panting and moaning for a while between every word.
Is... this... Heaven...?
>>9187215
>She begins to slowly sink down against your face, a muffled laugh reaches your ears, she starts to quickly stroke your cock.
>Her hand begins to feel warm and wet against your cock, an immense feeling of pleasure pulses through it as you feel her begin to merge with your body
>>9187217
Oh, you tease...
>>9187227
Mmmph~
>he kept moaning giving a ton of love to the imp ass while wildly stroking his own throbbing cock. Also moving down and licking at the wet imp pussy trying to get her to soak his face
>>9187240
Holy fuck, its huge! Wanna do some lewd stuff together?
>>9187238
>kissu
>>9187232
>his moans are just gurgles as he's absorbed his cock pulsing hard, it was close he was going to cum and then turned into Rena fat.
A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”
>>9187247
What sort of things?
>Peach put a finger on her lip.
>>9187231
>Noticing that he was still kicking...she continued! Still pumping her tits, and still rolling her head, all while sucking up the cum that comes rocketing down her throat! This Succubus was a real trooper...then again it should be expected, after all she's been doing this for god knows how long. She didn't sway, even after a couple minutes, although eventually she popped her mouth up, licking up some cum that was hanging off the side of her mouth before poking the crown with her tongue, she even starts to roll it around the thing! Knowing it's the most sensitive part of the penis, she's putting in all of her effort to try and get him to blow the last of his seed! She was going to make him blow his month load of cum right now! and nothing was going to stop her!
Not yeeet! But hang in there, you're getting there. You'll be seein' the pearly gates in nooo time!
A police officer stopped a car on the highway and went up to the driver. He saw the man, and said: "You've just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?" The man thought, and said back: "Maybe go to the driving school and get my licence!" His wife told the cop: "Don't listen to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk".
All of this talking made a passenger in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out: "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car. Why didn't you change the number plate?" A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and the person in the trunk said: "Are we at the border yet?"
I need to be less nervous and do lewd things on the internet for random men to masturbate to.
>>9187202
Cute does not equal good. All the conversations that she has, since conversations is the main driving point of Monogatari, are really boring. Even with the conversation with best girl Kaiki is really really dull, even though Kaiki should be able to drive the conversation alone.
>>9187258
I dunno, there are a lot of options! Do you have any...figure hugging outfits you could put on, for starters?
>>9187243
>The sudden shift to her dripping entrance made her yelp with surprise, betraying her confident demeanor. As good as it felt, the anon needed to be punished. She gave squeezed her thighs around his head, slightly restricting his airflow just enough to make it difficult for him to breathe.
You will /ask/ next time you try to lick my pussy, chair! Consider yourself lucky I don't make you stop breathing for that!
>She relaxes her body, loosening her grasp on the anon's head. Without a word, she repositions herself to place her pussy directly over his mouth. Midna would never dare admit to actually liking something that one of her pets had tried without permission, but she was more than happy to adopt the idea for herself.
Start licking again, throne. Maybe your Mistress will reward you with her cum if you're a good boy.
>>9187254
>She lays forward over your body, her chest sliding against your lower chest, her left arm strokes down your leg and at each point her body contacts yours, you feel the same soft, melty pleasure.
>Her head thrusts down over your cock and gets engulfed by her mouth, her warm tongue makes quick passes over your cock, lapping it up as it begins to liquify in her mouth, sending immense nullifying pleasure through your body.
>>9187268
same.
>>9187271
Well, I have this sports gear...
>>9187268
You do. I want to lewd the mousewife!
>>9187276
Midna has a big fat butt!
>>9187256
And in a communist house they just all starve to death.
>>9187276
>he started to wildy lick at her pussy, tasting all the juice of his mistress, he felt close himself but didn't want to cum until she did.
>>9187289
That'll do just fine! Now sit on my face, desu
>>9187278
>the only thing that flew through his head was pure pleasure, he was so close and right on edge, the slightest push would throw him over into cumming so the Rena can finish absorbing him.
Aliens......
Who are the nicest people of ERP?
>>9187248
W-w-w-w-w-WHAT WAS T-t-t-THAT???!!!
>>9187305
Kass. He is the only nice person in ERP, only person who doesn't join in on drama
>>9187305
You are anon!.
>>9187311
New here. What drama could an erp place even have?
>>9187293
My ass is perfection and you will treat it as such.
>>9187296
>Her liquid arousal ran down his chin in rivets, and the imp bucked her hips against his mouth as she felt the first waves of her orgasm washing over her. Her entire body gently shuddered against his greedy, lapping tongue, and he was swiftly rewarded with all of the pleasure that had built up in her core gushing out onto his face, drenching his chin with her girlcum. She panted, staring at his dick as he pumped away. He was touching it so gingerly, desperate to hold back. That just wouldn't do. Midna leaned forward, her ass still planted firmly on his face, and began to massage the head of his cock as he rubbed his shaft.
Cum for your mistress, throne! Coat yourself in your seed!
>>9187311
Furries are subhumans.
>>9187305
DMG
Kass
Nina
Morrigan
Chrysalis
Celestia and Luffy are pretty good to newcomers, too
>>9187301
>Her face presses firmly against his hips and begins to merge with them, a low giggle rummbles through her body, simultaniously her body begins to pulsate, and grow slightly, her hips and ass becoming wider and thicker, her breasts slowly increasing in size along with her stomach ever so slightly
>She pulls her head up and playfully flicks against your half absorbed cock
Cum for me Anon~ your apart of me now~
>>9187317
Am I allowed to treat it? I mean big in a good way, of course!
>>9187316
>Various shit posters
>Actual relationships going to shit
>PAUL
>People get run out for talking to 'real grillz' because others are too beta to try talking to them
>Constant in-fighting almost every thread.
>Discords are a thing.
and much much more that if I typed it all out, would probably make me want to kill myself more than I already do.
>>9187300
Okay... but only if you're sure.
>Slowly, she gently sat down on the anon's face, trying not to have all her weight on it so he wouldn't get hurt. After all, she didn't mind filling this simple request for him.
Is this okay?
>>9187334
Erp has a discord?
>>9187324
>Celestia and Luffy are pretty good to newcomers, too
Of course they are, they both offer the worst form of RP and put no effort into their sentence structure, word usage or context at all. How else are they going to attract new people?
>>9187340
There's no single discord. More like several different discords not entirely related to the threads of varying quality.
>>9187340
About 7 and 6 of them shit talk about each other constantly. The other one is just fucking dumb. So I wouldn't suggest trying to go on any of them
>>9187336
>he threw a arm up and pulled the thumbs up, his other hand caressing at her plump cheek. He was surprised she had done it so quickly, simply wanting to see how easily she would follow orders as he placed gentle kisses against his ass as it smothered him, his spit making the tight stretchy fabric damp
>>9187290
That's vulgar.
>>9187316
People come her to fap to amateur erotica.
People get emotionally attached to people that help them orgasm - it's natural.
There's a high degree of elitism over grasp of the English language, writing speed, text volume, fetishes and artistic tastes.
How could there not be drama?
>>9187259
>He gasped in a mix of shock and pleasure as he realized that she wasn't stopping! He didn't even get to bask in the afterglow before the milking continued! Regardless of it, he mindlessly shakes his hips back and forth, helping her squeeze him as the pleasure made him feel like he'd go insane from it! Even if she took a look at his face, it would look like he was being fucked silly! It didn't take long for his cock to start violently pulsing again as he kept moaning about being close!
(Welp the both of you posting just made me blow at the same time so I guess I can just do both replys now)
>>9187317
>he came hard moaning into the flood of imp cum hitting his face as his load spurted up and smacked the imp in the face, it was a lot of jizz, a few loads of it, sticky too.
>>9187327
Mphhhh~
>he gave out one last gurgley moan as he came into her body the last bit of pleasure he would experance before becoming Rena butt fat.
>>9187351
Don't forget, Orbiters are a fucking thing
>>9187351
Of course it's vulgar, you wouldn't be here if that weren't the case, would you?
>>9187351
Come here to fap*
>>9187351
>There's a high degree of elitism over grasp of the English language
But the anons who hate ESL have a legitimate reason why they hate them. We don't need ESL writers here.
>>9187360
Orbiters?
>>9187356
(Good~)
>She gently bucks her hips and within a few more seconds, your completly gone...
>After a few heavy sighs and pants, she stands up and strokes her hands over her thicker thighs and larger ass
Mmmhhhmmm~ fuck he was tasty~ I need to do this more often~ I wonder how many other men can be easy like him~
>>9187349
Careful now... Don't want to hurt you.
>She felt wet patches on the fabric, and this made her a little uncomfortable at first, but didn't mind it after a while.
>>9187371
Anon's that orbit over specific AVA's and derail threads if you don't like that specific AVA.
Basically a clique for retards who are followers and can't be independent
>>9187355
>He really was losing it! Well it's not like it mattered in the long run. She kept at it, eventually popping the cock right back into her mouth...but this time, she stops moving her chest, keeping her tits firmly in place, as if to stop the cock from moving...she sucks on the head for a little...before actually moving her head down. She starts pushing her head down his shaft, letting more, and more of his member pulse into her mouth, letting her tongue also run across its underside with each and every further downward movement! Now she was really going to suck him dry! She reaches the point where her tits meet his cock, she slowly begins withdrawing her head...only to quickly shoot it back down once she reaches the head, she proceeds to repeat this process, intent on sucking him dry one way or another.
Its time for my nightly visit to this cute, cozy, cum riddled place!~
>>9187373
Do you have a discord?
>>9187360
That falls under attachment really.
>>9187370
Naah. You're about as legit as Macron's taxes.
>>9187361
Lewd things are forbidden. How dare you want to sully an innocent rodent.
>>9187390
I do, Potross#9627
>>9187385
Holy tits batman
>>9187328
You'd better mean that in a good way. You wouldn't want me to punish you.
(In all seriousness, I'm probably going to bed after I'm done with the RP I've got going right now. Sorry!)
>>9187356
>Midna wiped the seed off of her face, smearing her hand along the anon's chest. She hopped off of his face, staring down at his juice-covered visage.
You absolute moron! Did you never learn how to aim?! Gah, I should have expected a moron like you wouldn't know the first thing about his own stupid dick!
>The imp spun on her heels, storming off as she left the man to lay in the aftermath of their short session. Once she knew she was out of sight, she popped one of her fingers in her mouth, still slightly slick with his cum. The potent, salty flavor of it was almost enough to make her go back for seconds - but she knew that she'd love it all the more if she made him wait for their next round.
(Glad you enjoyed yourself so much, anon! It was my pleasure.)
>>9187356
Chat is loving this
>>9187394
The fact that they're forbidden, only makes them all the better to do!
>>9187397
Pot roast?
>>9187400
(Please punish or indulge me another time then please, I need that round shortstack butt in my life! Sleep well)
>>9187394
You can't justify their existence and why they're browsing this thread specifically. They don't have a good grasp of the english language thus they need to leave this thread and find another place.
>>9187416
Yet they can hold better sessions than a lot of Anon's. I do agree in some form, a few ESL's need to fuck off, but some are decent.
#FuckAerisAVA that can't RP for shit
>>9187416
I'm convinced you're an ESL, or chat, taking self-loathing to a whole new level.
>>9187416
Then I shouldn't be here.
>>9187377
Hi boris
>>9187434
Who?
I'm a cuck
ask me anything
>>9187432
I forgot this character existed until just now.
I need more.
>>9187438
How's life lupin
When are we getting a Saber?
>>9187416
ESLs that can write well with a couple of lines and decent sentence structure are fine. More than welcome here.
It's the one-line fuckers that read like Indian Facebook commenters that kill me.
>>9187444
Just like that 4 we have 3
>>9187398
See something you like, master?~
>>9187324
Remove Chrysalis, Celestia, and Luffy and replace them with Sponty and Kibbles and I'll agree
>>9187446
>That Aeris ava and that Mirabelle ava.
>>9187442
Doing pretty good, just got done prepping the bull.
>>9187447
What?
>>9187383
>He screamed in pleasure once again as his hips shot up and he once more filled her mouth and throat with thick seed; she really was sucking him dry! Load after load pumped inside of her as his vision quickly began to fade and his tongue lolled out in ecstasy. Once he finally finished, he slowly dropped to the ground and blankly stared at the ceiling as he deflated into being half-hard and his heartbeat and breathing became so rare and shallow that they were nearly impossible to detect, resulting in the state of his life being as similar of a problem as Schrödinger's cat. However, he tried to struggle against death after the last thought hit his mind; who cares about Heaven if he couldn't feel something like this every day? Forget it; this was the real Heaven!
>>9187451
I don't know if you're implying they're bad or not. Aeris could use some work, sure, but Mirabelle is more than fine for what she does.
>>9187459
>Shouts in Anon's ear
WE HAVE 3 SABER'S 2 ARE ON FREQUENT AVA'S CARDS AND THE LAST ONE IS ON DISCORD ONLY
>>9187465
Mirabelle has the tendency to drop Anon's when she forgets how to hold conversations. And Aeris is pure fucking garbage
>>9187466
Alright no need to shout sonny.
Are they just Blue Sabers?
Uh...
You guys are not fighting
R-right?
>>9187470
No, one is red saber
>>9187473
Yes. We need to chase off the fucking ESL mongoloids and their supporters
>>9187469
Mirabelle hasn't dropped people. The anons poofed. There's a difference, you mong.
Aeris isn't as bad as you're making her out to be.
>>9187446
Don't bad mouth Indians and their love of huge boob, they'll find where you live and shit on your street.
>>9187466
Artoria? Red? Black? Nero? So on?
>>9187405
Pls no lusting over exodia.
>>9187466
>2 ARE ON FREQUENT AVA'S CARDS
who?
>>9187478
And that's Discord Saber?
>>9187473
They need something to distract them. Showing your panties should work
>Responding to bait
>Every time
>>9187449
Er... Master?
Are you a-
..
Are you a Pikachu? What happened to you?
>>9187351
lets not forget that when you bring a bunch of people together on a regular basis personalities will conflict, just like in most generals people will do the same.
>>9187488
A shit one.
>>9187485
Purge everyone that ERPs like this, ESL or otherwise.
Who the fuck is Mirabelle and aeris
>>9187496
I was bred to look just like this, and also do anyones bidding! I'm made for your well being, master, so dont worry~
>>9187485
>kissu
>>9187505
Thicc blue OC girl and the pink cat from VGCats.
>>9187503
I give up many big cum
>>9187513
I also give the big cum, in your anal rectal bum. Very good, long time.
>>9187464
>Shamsiel finally pops herself off of his cock. The woman lets out a sigh as she stands herself up, wiping some cum off her lip...then licking it off her hand. She stretches a bit, before letting out a little "pwaah". She looks down at the anon, realizing he was still alive...whew, she didn't go toooo overboard. She crouches down and gives his cheek a couple firm pokes, a stupid smile plastered on her face as she does so. I mean she kinda intended to kill the guy by draining him dry...but he isn't dead! So I guess that's a small victory, at least in Shams book.
Heeey; anon, are you still aliiive?
>>9187503
>U start fingering
I'm dying
>>9187480
T-that's not nice for you to say...
Y-you should be more accepting
>>9187491
I-I
Uh...
Uh...
M-maybe I can...
I like talking...
Kill me.
>>9187485
The lack of an Artoria Lancer ava is a crime.
>>9187523
Impregnating you so there is a chance you die on childbirth is close enough right?
..... And that's why it's important to clarify who's playing who.
>>9187523
Fuck Off ESL Scum
>>9187499
>dubs twice now
Nice. I think I remember who you're talking about, those Sabers are like months old and don't even ERP anymore.
>>9187533
What happened?
Hey there
>>9187533
You're the good one, right? I don't think anyone was confusing you with the ESL voraphile.
>>9187508
Oh, Is that so? So then, You'll just, do whatever I say? So then.. Take your clothes off?
>>9187522
Well how about you put on a swimsuit? That's something you would wear to a public pool, right? I think it would be nice seeing the fabric hug your every curve, squeezing your breasts, and sliding into the crack of your cute little butt
>>9187529
Look at the size of those.
>>9187542
>Being ESL is an insult
Perfect
>>9187541
Great ship
>>9187557
english second language
>>9187553
I know, they're great. Hence why I'm shocked that nobody's bothered to pick her up yet.
>>9187557
English
Second
Language
>>9187520
>The anon failed to respond, continuing to blankly stare at the ceiling as if he was in a trance, on the verge of losing consciousness. Barely able to move, he slowly shifted his head enough to be able to look at Shamsiel. He didn't want her to go away and as such tried to ask her if they could have a contract that would allow him to keep her... or for him to be her cum-dispensing slave; whichever term she preferred. However, it was clear that he was struggling to do so, also trying to reach out to her.
"C- can we... make a... c... contract?"
>As soon as he asks that, he loses consciousness, resulting in both his head and arm going all the way down to the ground. He was still alive, but just barely.
(Peach is still looking for anons to play with~)
>>9187540
Someone just messaged me, asking if I was the rather... Peculiar Renamon being played in the threads.
>>9187542
Well, apparently at least one person did. Or rather, they were wondering if it was me or not.
>>9187545
Regular, non-futa Renamon and non-... Whatever that thing was. Slime?
Don't get me wrong, I usually don't mind slimes and such, but then why Renamon?
>>9187569
I would, but I've already picked up way too many avas way too fast. It's kinda poor form to let my card fill up as quickly as it already has.
So if English is like the third or even fourth language is it still ESL?
Just curious
>>9187560
I know, because I'm me, I know I'm great.
>>9187569
Heyo
>>9187583
No it's ETL or EFL and so on.
>>9187579
I really, REALLY wanna ask you to. But I don't want you to feel uncomfortable just for my sake.
>>9187545
Huh, I've never seen that card Guess I'll have to peek into the archives too.
>>9187588
If it wasn't then, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got your hopes up.
>>9187550
>the tall, curvatous being did as she was told. Throwing off her her heavy jacket, she bent forward and tugged off her tight fishnet stockings as they clung to her pudgy thighs. Next, she took a little longer then unusual to pull down her black pencil skirt, revealing no underwear to cover up her wide hips and nethers. She then stood there, hands on her hips in all her thicc, heavy, strange glory
Hows this, master?~
>>9187574
>Shamsiel claps her hands against her cheeks and lets out a girly squee as she instantly removes her hands from her cheeks and smacks them against the anons, giving him a little kiss on the forehead as she nods. Obviously she was gonna say yes! This guy came sooo much! Is it always like this? Either way she's totally gotta have him for herself! She'd love for him to be her own personal cum-dispensing fuck stick! There's no way she could say no.
Of coooouuuurse! Of course, of course, of cooourse!
>She continues squeeing as she traces a finger along his cock...is this the contract? Seems like it, as it starts glowing for a short while after Sham toys with it. She grins to herself and gives the thing a couple little pats.
Theeere we gooo! Contract sealed. Now; I think you should get some sleeep, mister!
>>9187583
Secondary means non-primary, it does not necessarily refer to something being the 2nd of something.
>>9187587
Well, she's not exactly a character I know particularly well. I'd be happy to do a little research into her personality, but I'm not exactly frothing at the mouth to play her.
>>9187595
Don't worry, I don't get my hopes up for stuff like that.
'Sides I think I know what you saw anyway.
>>9187606
That's perfectly fair.
>>9187612
If you'll excuse me now, I have to finish a few ava files I've been procrastinating on. If you find her, I wish you the best of luck typefucking.
>>9187575
Naisu, I haven't seen a Peach in a while
>>9187613
Sorry, I know that probably came off as a little flippant. What I meant was that I think I'd have a lot of fun playing her, for sure. I think she's really cute. But I wouldn't want to snatch her away from someone that really wanted to play her.
>>9187583
It simply refers to the fact that English is not their primary language or that they use it very little. There are several Ava's here who are very good despite being ESL and there are some English only who are an absolute trainwreck
>>9187619
Thanks. Good luck to you too.
>>9187575
If I gave you a Red Mushroom, would your butt or boobs grow?
>>9187620
Oh, you haven't? Well, hello!
>>9187621
No no it's perfectly fine. You just do what you want.
>>9187628
Hmm... I suppose this would happen.
>>9187637
Hmm, what mushroom makes your butt and thighs bigger then?
>>9187637
>Only a tiny bite
>Huge tits
... Eat the whole thing.
>>9187601
>The loss of consciousness didn't seem to be very long as he began fading back in at about the point she was kissing him on the forehead. He couldn't help but slowly form a smile as she agreed and proceeded to finish the contract. Was she his, or was it the other way around? He didn't care; the most important part was that she wouldn't leave him now. He couldn't help but think about having celebratory sex with her, feeling himself grow a bit harder from the affectionate pats, but just as he's about to ask her if she'd like it, he fades into sleep, not needing to be told so twice by her.
(Scene?)
>>9187586
>>9187603
>>9187625
I don't really get the whole fuzz about this, I mean I know english primaries who talk/write english like street-shitting Pajeets while ESL's or whatever sound like they used to civilize the colonies.
I mean, yes, I get it, write like shit get hit, especially in a place like this where it's pretty much all about the writing, pretty pictures just make it better. But why is it such a big deal all of the sudden?
>>9187629
Not sure which is worse; the horrible descriptions that that make me cringe, or the one-line reply which gives me nothing to work with
>>9187645
>>9187644
The very same mushroom! And are you sure you want me to eat it...?
>>9187647
(Aaaand scene! Hope you enjoyed it, anon-kun.)
>>9187600
>The anon watched on as the strange Pikachu carried out his order in perfect compliance. Seeing the enormous bare tits, those thiqqqqq thighs and her hungry snatch began to wake up the cock in his pants.
Hmm.. That'll do just fine.
Now, Get my dick out and start lubing it up with your mouth.
>>9187649
It isn't really all of a sudden, at this point we're just having a civil conversation, but during the regular hours there's one guy. That one guy shit posts as soon as he see's an ESL, it's odd but so far we all agree only a few ESL's deserve shit.
>>9187654
I hate having to write openers to just get
"Yes, you are very experience, it show in your experience. I like experience of you."
I spent a good amount of time writing a fucking opener and you give me some bs like that. I understand not trying to match but come the fuck on don't give me that shit.
>>9187649
Where do you think you are? ERP is easily one of the most insecure, judgmental, and vindictive communities on 4chins.
>>9187656
Yes.
>>9187656
Eat it! Eat it!
>>9187668
>basing an entire community on less than a handful of individuals
>>9187673
>forgets the shit storm we had raging for two weeks straight.
Who did you think kept it going? Sure as hell wasn't other communities trying to solve all of the drama mysteries going on at the same time.
>>9187659
I love it when masters are so demanding!~
>she hurried forward, dropping onto her knees as she carefully unzipped his trousers. Her enormous ass wiggled left and right as she squatted, her bare, buxom tear shaped tits hanging free as she finally found his dicks hiding spot. Giving it a few gentle rubs with her soft paw, she lifted it and ducked down, placing a kiss on the underside of the girthy shaft
Oh, I love it when they're so thick down here too!~
>>9187673
I am right. You are wrong.
>>9187681
>this is the mentality most Anon's have, even if this was a joke
>>9187679
>The shit storm
>The obvious samefagging coming from either one autist or two at the very most, while everyone else just bit every single baited post
>>9187684
You got triggered by a post and felt the need to put in your two cents. You are as much a part of the problem as I am.
>>9187649
It's a big deal and it has always been. ESL ERPers need to find their place in their main language. They shouldn't be here when we can barely understand what they're writing.
>>9187692
>we
>>9187692
This. ESL needs to fuck off to their own Pakistani basket weaving sites.
>>9187692
>we
>you
FTFY
>>9187649
Your descriptions are dead on for this place and it's patrons. I believe some that target ESL fall into the following: because of one bad experience, /pol/-esque edgy shitposting, or mob mentality. Complainers rarely have examples to back up their hate, but they cling to it like a life preserver
>>9187669
>>9187670
O-oh, dear...
>The Mushroom caused Peach to become temporarily chubby!
>>9187710
That's... Not what I was hoping for.
>>9187710
This is ten times better than what I expected.
Good on you for taking the piss.
>>9187710
Ewww nevermind
Hey, is there any way I can screencap a specific post? Like just one post on a thread rather than a bunch of them, I need to save something from last thread and don't know how to do it.
>it's ERP armchair philosopher hours
>>9187723
Depends on your operating system. It's like shift+PrtScrn on windows I think, then just Paste into paint.
>>9187725
>mfw when I do and it was in Mississippi
Mother fucker Korean's don't care where in the world you are, you work in a fucking sweatshop when you work for them.
>Barely paid minimum wage
>No fucking lunch because we worked exactly 5 hours and 30 minutes a day
>Breaks were 10 minutes but spent in a break room with no water, no fridge, and no fucking bathrooms.
>>9187656
I would let her eat my mushroom if she looked at me like that
>>9187680
Oh, do you?
I can do much better than this.
>He takes hold of the base of his hardening shaft, giving it a few hefty swings against her cheek.
And you can do so much better than that!
>He plants his other hand on her head as he guides his engorged tip to her lips and driving his hips forward, causing most of his lengthy shaft to be enveloped by her throat.
I said lube it!
>>9187729
I do that already, but I just want one post. If the only way is cropping, it's fine but I've seen people do it with ease. Almost like an extension, any idea?
>>9187742
Desustorage keeps all the posts, so you can just use that. It's not an extension or anything.
>>9187751
True....
I guess no other way, thanks anyways anon
>>9187742
Probably some extension. I use a Mac (no bully) so it brings up a rectangular cropping tool when I want to cap something and then instantly saves the pic to my desktop.
>>9187757
>Mac
>points and laughs
>>9187739
>she placed her hands suddenly against his stomach, steadying herself as he used her throat as a fucktoy. Her lipstick coated lips slammed against the base of his cock and his sack, marking them each time as she suckled and slurped loudly on his thickness, coating it in her spit as her eyes stared up at him; lustily and obeying
>>9187757
>Bullies anyways
I'd get a mac, but I really hate the price. I have a touch screen HP that I bought for 500 and it goes above and beyond on all my needs.
>>9187664
My favorite of recent memory was some Anon wanted to rp with Harley Quinn. DMG, excited to dust off a character they rarely get to use, wrote a descriptive paragraph to open. The Anon replied with, "He wondered what she had on underneath her outfit." DMG called them out on their reply before dropping them. The thread had some lulz over it
>>9187770
Do you mean Piss Harley? the same one that I saw god mod multiple fucking rp's and still manage to answer with single sentences.
>>9187713
>>9187717
>>9187722
>>9187737
Well, I wouldn't say that really did anything crucial. You just need the right sort of Super Mushroom, and presto~
Not every one of them is the same, you know.
>>9187761
(holy shit i just realized the time. I gotta dip. Sorry :S)
>>9187770
The best part was that he used second person halfway through it. It was something along the lines of:
>A tent begins to form in his pants. You wonder what Harley has under her outfit as you approach.
>>9187630
Fucking love that photo!
>>9187788
(No worries, see you again sometime!~)
>>9187793
How about something along the lines of
>Begins to finger herself as you watch think about her wearing diapers but you really want her to make you cum
>>9187806
>Takes you to the diaper store
>>9187806
>mfw that was me rping with her before I had enough of piss play and hate diapers.
Please....no fucking more.....
>>9187796
(Hey, you mind telling me where the source of all that Pikachu lady came from?)
>>9187831
Your ass
>>9187794
Thank you~
>>9187664
Golly gee Batman.
I mean, yeah, Pajeet-tier english deserves shit. But it's not a better option to have a thread derailed to shitting on Pajeet or someone as retarded as Pajeet instead. Not saying that letting the Pajeet remain is good, because that's even worse.
Ah well, I'm too fuzzy to get what the fuck is going on, for now at least.
>>9187668
Touché Anon, I don't get it though, why the fuck can one not focus on the typefucking instead of stirring the pot with their dicks all day long?
>>9187692
So English native speakers only.
But is it just britbongs? Or do colonies count?
>Glorious future of ERP
>Bongs ONLY
>Bongs everywhere
>avas are bongs
>the avas are from bongland only
>anons are bongs
>only bong
>God Save the Queen
>At least there's no filthy ESL's around.
>>9187707
Sounds about right, I mean, the topic of complaint/main focus of autismal rage seems to switch around, ESL being the one to hit now, but you're spot on about the few valid reasons and failure to provide a broader spectrum of sauce to the mix that the autists that for some reason are not focusing on sucking dick, or getting their dick sucked. Such as me, right now.
>>9187785
What about this one?
>unzips dick
>>9187817
>mfw this is the guy who rped Harley
Hey dude, it's fine. Just stop doing bullshit like that and we'll stop talking
Since we're in a (nice) meta mood, what characters (or even character types) do you want to see played here?
>>9187831
(dragoon-rekka!)
>>9187841
Well, aren't you the funny one?
>>9187806
I had to read that sentence three times to make sure I wasn't having a stroke
>>9187736
My mom worked for Koreans a couple of years ago making TVs; she got fired around Easter because she "chose the wrong time to be sick [sic]".
>>9187845
More lolis
A lot more lolis
So many more
Lolis
>>9187845
(More league characters would be nice.)
>>9187849
(Thanks! I think Lady-Pika looks really cute.)
>tfw you're ESL
I'm sorry, I'm trying my best...
>>9187862
>Owain is the ESL hater
>>9187862
(More easy-ins for Ekko, eh?)
>>9187869
>taking shitposters seriously
No, you're not.
>>9187074
B...brutal rape?
My girlfriend always has those kind of fantasys... can you find her and rape her for me?
>>9187845
(MOOOORE TURBO SLUTS! That's exactly what this world needs.)
>>9187863
(I think so too!~)
>>9187896
Turbo sluts with big tits.
Good morning ERP.
How are you?
Let's talk man drama.
You guys ready for ERP-mania this sunday?
The Rock vs DMG w/ special guest referee Kibbles
>>9187850
Nice tits there peach!
>>9187876
(If you don't like an RPer I don't see why you just wouldn't RP with them. Someone else will probably like them.)
>>9187879
(I would enjoy RPing with other league characters, yes.)
>>9187905
(Pretty good, how about you?)
>>9187905
Hey Melusine. I'm good, yourself?
>>9187845
Do we have a quota for threads?
I mean there has to be some sort of quota like "At least one post where anons post avas they want to see being played"
But it gets a conversation, and lewding going so I mean it can't be bad.
Oh, and also, for my two cents on the who question?
(Flat is justice)
>Captcha: National Road
>AnCap Autistic screeching
>>9187896
(This.)
>>9187902
(Can I get a direct link to it?)
>>9187893
I can rape you instead, because finding her will become a boring quest.
>>9187911
Shut up Owain.
>>9187907
I'm just scared for when finals end and the floodgates open. Any week now...
>>9187910
Oh? And who might you be?
>>9187893
Girlfriend?
>>9187903
(With big o'll bitties made for fitty tucking.)
>>9187921
Why?
>>9187924
Thats right Anon, shes a lot... kinkier than she looks...
>>9187896
>THIS
So much yes
>>9187914
D'aww, oh well I wish you have good good time work yes very good good.
Or y'know, as normal people say: Have a nice day!
(And please, don't hesitate to ask for any favors if you run into me again~)
>>9187883
I'm very self-conscious about my writing, it feels like I can never try out any new words because I'm afraid it'll mess up my grammar for good.
>>9187884
I've typefucked for like seven years now and my post length is around semipara, I can RP for a few hours, but after a single scene I feel like I run out of unique words to use.
>>9187914
No one hasn't criticized me in a while, except for myself. I got turned down by some dude on F-List once and I've been trying not to fuck up ever since.
>>9187845
not anymore
>>9187926
>tfw you can't play a non-succubus turboslut without getting called out for "ruining" the character
It hurts.
>>9187862
I'd like an Annie t b h
>>9187944
>mfw I joined last fall and have yet to experience summer on here
Is it really that bad?
>>9187930
Bored high schoolers + sudden surplus of free time = shitposting
>>9187845
more males
>>9187922
An anon who likes the look of the blonde princess!
>>9187917
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60170682
>>9187941
(Jakuri used to play her.)
>>9187919
>Shuts up
>>9187915
>>9187934
(It's so much easier to get into sexual situations that way. You get less pussy footing, and more actual fucking!)
>>9187940
(Well I mean there are characters like Panty, and Skarpne out there. Or you could just pick up some random ass personality devoid character and make them a Turbo slut.)
>>9187954
So did like, 3 other people. The ava is cursed lol
So, how many of you regret doing ERP on Steam?
Seeing as we're all about to suffer from summer shit posting, lets all remember the good times we've had so far.
>Multiple murders
>Multiple pedo stings
>Just multiple crimes being done on /trash/
>More murders
>Drama
>Drama
>Drama
>A bit more murder here
>Peace and Prosperity for a few days
I'm gonna go watch samurai jack and cry myself to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TALBQrs44W0
>>9187911
I'm just dandy, thank you for asking.
>>9187912
Quite well. I was having a session with an anon a day or two ago, but they had to get going.
>>9187838
My pleasure your majesty! You've always been a kind and wonderful ruler!
>>9187856
how does loli work here, as long as you dont post lewd bits you are fine right?
>>9187947
Yes. Last summer was a fucking mess. R Mika, Iowa and Morrigan were luring anons here for some fucking reason. You're wondering why the threads are like this, full of shit? Ask them, it's their fault.
>>9187959
Shes way too perfect for me, so I dont have it in me to brutally rape her... I think at the moment she's shopping?
She can be quite innocent and accept help carrying things, so maybe thats an entry way to gain her trust then force yourself on her when she leads you back to her house?
>>9187967
>multiple pedo stings
lolwut
>>9187976
No lewd and no age
>>9187976
Yes. Also, while rping, DO NOT mention your age.
>>9187950
You flatter me!
>>9187967
IDK why but this made me laugh a bit
Why am I not getting any replies?
>>9187845
I was thinking about picking up Astolfo, but the rules will screw me over and I don't have proper cropping tools.
>>9187978
You know there's a thread for NTR, right?
>>9187991
Here's one.
>>9187975
You sure know how to compliment royalty!
>>9187991
Attach an anime girl to your OOCposting. People will reply.
>>9187994
I know, but I doubt anyone in there wants to brutally rape her.
>>9187947
Trust me
Summer's got pros and cons
and given that this place is garbage by default (it's /trash/ after all, a hue) it doesn't get better.
Pros worth of mentioning would be that people have more time, this includes more time for typefucking and related things
That's also a con because newfags and other summerfags also magically end up here, don't ask how they just do.
And if you think the autism is bad now? Turn the dial to maximum overdrive once the summerfags pile up.
>>9187961
(Skip the work, get straight to the playing. Sounds about right)
>>9187991
You're anon, or you're not replying to anyone.
Have a reply, it's on me.
>>9187993
How? I can even crop on my phone, if need be.
>>9187954
>Jakuri
Where is that cock slut anyway?
>>9188005
If I crop on my phone it'll come out blurred. I can do it on my PC, but sadly enough, I'm barely at my PC.
>>9188001
Have you tried asking? I'm sure SOMEONE would humor you. I mean it is an NTR thread after all, sky's the limit.
>>9188008
Gone off to /ftt/ or /ntr/
>>9187997
That's because I know my place. I'm nothing more but a simple common, peasant folk.
I am nothing more but an expandable asset to your great and glorious kingdom that I call home.
>>9188003
>The image of summerfags and newfags trying to catch up on all the drama is enough to make me want to die
>>9188008
They quit posting on /trash/ alltogether I believe
>>9187984
that seems like a very thin line to walk, how is that even supposed to work.
>>9188003
(That is the best part. Glory be to Turbo Sluts.)
Hotarumaru or Midare around?
>>9188023
You crop porn. Like this.
>>9188023
Walking that thin line, knowing that there's repercussionsfor making even the smallest mistake, is arousing to some of us.
>>9187987
I'm just honest, princesses they are more open with themselves are great
>>9188032
Wow! I can't even imagine what could possibly be happening in the rest of the picture.
>>9186930
I feel the urge to reply to this even though you're long gone because it shows you should never give up hope. I was begging on anon as early as November 2015 for a Jinx from LoL RPer then in May Kinx showed up.
Beg and they will come. Or tell you to fuck off. Or you'll come. And shit and so on.
>>9187845
More shonen manga waifus.
>>9188031
Midare's probably asleep right now.
>>9188020
>Pretend I'm Billy Mays for a moment
But wait! There's more!
You see, while the summerfags try to catch up on the drama and habbenings since last summer, there are entirely new summerfags also, who want quick rundowns and spoonfeeding for the whole of everything ERP, From classic autism like Paul, to /b/, IRC, what the fuzz about discord and all that shit is about.
Not only will they dig up every single fucking topic of drama and then some, they'll also cause more as a response to all the old shit being talked about again!
For only 4,99$!
Isn't it great?
>>9188030
(All praise be to turbosluts!)
>>9188041
Glad I could help you with being myself!
>>9188018
Do you get tired of that life? Do you wish for more?
>>9188040
You are right my friend.
>>9187862
Who have we got, anyway?
>>9188046
>Kissus the dumb fag
>>9188054
I see. And Hotarumaru?
>>9188042
>
>>9188056
Take me with you to hell MIlly Bays
>>9188046
>Kissu the Yakuza man
>>9188058
Always live dangerously, anon.
>>9188061
KENNY NO
IT'S A TRAP
>>9188079
Yessir!
>>9188080
>kenny
>traps
Yes please.
>>9188080
>>9188088
I'm not a fucking trap.
>>9188057
>He keeps that skirt lifted, infact, pulling more up
Ohh, cute panties!
>>9187978
Anon I want you to do something for me.
I want you to find her, and give her the most tender loving you can give. You never let her go you hear me? You both have something beautiful
>Anon wipes a tear from his eye
It's just so beautiful.
>>9188089
>Kissus Ken Ken
go to sleep Ken Ken, you got big girl things to do
>>9188089
Are you sure about that?
>Lifts skirt to make sure
>>9188061
Hard to say. They come and go so often that it'd be easier to name the ones that we had.
>>9188099
Anon pls, my heart
>>9188098
>She giggles, holding the skirt for him.
Thank you for noticing!
Good morning ERP. What are we listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-We6IWxw7Nw
>>9188117
>he slips his hand under her lifted skirt as she held it and rubs along her panties at the middle with a finger
There's plenty more to notice here too.
>>9188046
Kazzy-chan, my cannon is ready to take you out.
>>9188119
There's 100.00% chance that I am listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VEwtiyeiCc
>>9188104
>she has her pantsu on, but she's still very clearly a "she"
>>9188102
S-soon. And no I don't.
>>9188107
Hm. How disappointing. The only consistent one I can name off the top of my head is Chrono Nigger.
>>9188119
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8
>>9188123
L-Like...?
>She started to blush a bit, wondering exactly where he was going with this.
>>9188119
I was gonna link it, but apparently only spotify's got a hold of the song for now.
It's Pump it up - Anamanaguchi/DE DE MOUSE
>>9188069
You want mirrion dorra?
>>9188119
https://youtu.be/DtKCNJmARF0
Sue me.
>>9188127
ayyy
>>9188133
It checks out... For now.
>>9188137
Like if you play here long enough, it might make them damp...
>He continues to rub along her panties with one hand, while the other starts to loosen her dress from behind
>>9188133
>Big girl things.
>Anon smacks Kenny's ass playfully
Not actual Big Girl things, more like.....well you get my meaning
>>9188141
I'm not an alien.
>>9188147
(Be back soon!)
>>9188156
(np)
>>9188127
Cute sword.
>>9188133
The only other consistent one I know of is the other Popstar Ahri. It's a shame, but I suppose it can't be helped.
I may pick up a League male one of these days when I get in the mood.
>>9188119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIHak0--40
>Thread is ded I blame the cute Panda
>>9188168
>>9188061
>>9187862
I really enjoyed Xayah but I have to say that my hands are already pretty full. I like her character as a whole though.
>>9188063
kissu wissu kimochi da yo
>>9188076
>rapes and leaves in an alleyway in Osaka
>>9188126
Majimaji, there's anime girls here you can do that to.
>>9188184
Makes sense. You did a great job from what I managed to catch.
>>9188155
I, I mean, I was, I just, I...I meant that..uhh. The music. That's. I got it, good shit.
Speaking of music
>https://youtu.be/GY9kQcWLvEM
>>9188196
>Forget the fucking image
>compensate with butt
>>9188184
(Your Xayah was fantastic. Good luck on whatever you're up to.)
>>9188194
I don't know if I did but I know something for certain, I had a lot of fun. Maybe I can pick her up for realsies but I don't think she'll be a regular. Maybe once every two weeks or so.
>>9188209
Oweenie loves the weenie with tortellini.
>>9188189
Nonsense!
>Fires the cannon at you.
>>9188222
Aaaand you meme'd with Owain. RIP
>>9188222
>Digits.
(Also don't you mix tortellini with those lies.)
>>9188204
>Seeing the magnificent ass, Anon cannot help but fall to his knees and begin worshipping. He hugs her thighs, places his face into the cleavage, and hums in happy bliss
>>9188222
I see. As long as you don't go overworking yourself with too many characters, it's all good.
Gonna go catch some shuteye now. Happy lewding.
can I rp as a tree
>>9188228
>Rush style dodges and dropkicks with love
>>9188231
Owain bein' a dumb fag ain't no meme, it's the reality we all live in.
>>9188256
Thats no tree...
>>9188243
>happy bliss
Goddamnit I need to go to bed
>>9188256
Yes.
>>9188256
It's hip to fuck trees
>>9188231
What's the problem? He's just another ava like anyone else or even he's just an anon as well. I can meme at you if you want.
Anon loves to eat tremendous anus.
>>9188249
Have a good night anon.
>>9188238
But I can mix them with my trips.
>>9188222
Checked
>>9188243
>Does her best to ignore anon as she knows anon is just practicing his religion
>>9188267
(Shh, it's more than just happiness or bliss, it's both~)
>>9187970
I'm actually here if you want to continue.
I may have enough pictures to play as felix
>>9188340
Glad to see you back. That's an impressive card you're starting to build up.
>>9188340
This the same Shantae from months ago?
>>9188352
Nope.
>>9188308
Oh, welcome back. And I'd be delighted to.
Would you like me to fetch my last post, or are you going to be fine?
>>9188119
I was planning to watch some videos from my watch later playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdvSb2A7mdM
>>9188352
I don't believe so, I believe I'm only a few days into being an ava
>>9188340
>I thought that was a loading bar under the pic of Felix.
Nice to see that you're back.
>>9188363
I believe I remember what said just, but if it's easier you can get it.
>>9188365
I'm only a few days in as well.
(Peach)
>>9188147
O-oh, my...
>She was starting to feel a little wet in the area he was rubbing in.
>>9188371
thanks!
>>9188393
Great!
>highfives
>>9188414
>Peach highfives back in response!
>>9188393
>It's already been over a week for me
Goodness.
Where all the twinky trap boys this morning.
>>9188386
Very well.
>The anon and Melusine had been talking about needs, where he'd asked her if she was referring to food, among other things.
>She nodded a few times in response to his question, as she added:
Mhm, food, sleep, company... You know, just about the same as anyone else.
>She then looked down momentarily, letting out a bit of a whimpery sigh, before muttering:
I usually get plenty of the first two...
>>9188456
Busy.
>>9188402
One has to wonder what happens when you get kidnapped all the time princess..
>He starts to push deeper into her panties fabric as he rubs away
>>9188461
Id let you sit on my face, that's for sure.
>>9188433
I want to make love to Princess Peach's mouth!
>>9188483
You really just sit and wait around alone?
>He starts to pull down on her panties slowly from the waist elastic
>>9188456
I-I'm right here!
I am future now!
>>9188492
Would you sit on my face then~
I'm craving some trapped butt on my face, I'm a butt and balls kinda guy.
>>9188470
>without warning, anon starts to passionately kiss the famous Mushroom Kingdom Princess, while also fondling her soft rear
>>9188494
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my ava so call me maybe.
>>9188494
>Kissus
>>9188499
Bruh...
>>9188499
lol
>>9188491
Mmhmm...
>She starts to breathe faster, her arousal starting to rise up higher.
>>9188499
>She feels the anon's lips plant on hers, as she keeps it locked with his. Her rear felt like two super-soft cushions you could bury your face in...
>>9188460
>Anon had to strain his ears a bit, but he heard that last part. He moved even closer to the dragon until he was practically up under her.
People don't usually talk to you? You're so nice though.
>>9187907
>The PURE hype over this.
I love you people
>>9188519
Oh wow..you are a really lewd princess..
>he pulls her panties down to her knees and presses his fingers in between her folds, spreading them
>>9188498
o-okay, master...
>she blushes, never knowing someone would want that, but if it pleased him, she'd do it. she softly put his smooth butt onto him.
Like this...
>>9188504
C'mon babe and do the monkey with me.
>>9188519
>anon keeps kissing Peach, now with more passion, while caressing her long, blond hair. Anon hasn't got any in a long time and it shows
>>9188542
>she
Tumblr go away
>>9188542
>he moans into the bois butt, reaching a hand up and starting to stroke his cock trying to get it hard, all the while sniffing and licking the cute cat boi pucker.
>>9188535
Any chance for a super quicky where dmg drags her musky horse cock across my face until she cums.
>>9188539
A-Ah!
>She yelps a bit, the sudden feeling overwhelming her as he continued to pleasure her.
>>9188553
>She let him stroke her hair as they kissed, more than happy to keep him happy.
>Tfw no Graf Zeppelin
>>9188504
Yes.
>Has no idea what's going on.
>>9188506
>Kissus back
>>9188580
Ah listen to that, the pleasure of your pussy hitting the open air..
>he continues to spread and massage her pussy lips, using his other hand to lower her dress from the top
>>9188587
Roll
>>9188587
rollin
>>9188566
This can be arranged~
>She says with a sway of her hips. The member between her legs just barely peaking out from under her skirt. The flat head of the animalistic cock just in view.
You said quick. Come and get it <3
>>9188525
>Thankfully, her voice was somewhat booming due to her size. Even if she'd whisper to herself, he could probably still hear her quite clearly.
Well, all those "Danger" signs planted around here probably aren't helping, but...
>Giving the anon a look, now right under her, she tilted her head slightly.
Do you really mean that, anon?
>>9188591
>Tongue kissus back
Kill me.
>>9188587
>Was gunna roll with my RP post
>Got a 10
>My Pokewaifu
H-hoping for 10 again..
>>9188587
Roll.
Gimme Sabrina.
>>9188610
>the anon puts his face right between her musky balls as he pulls his face up and puts her flacid horse shaped cock on his face.
Mmmmh~
>>9188587
Rolling for waifu
>>9188622
Shit.
>>9188580
>while hugging her, anon's erect member rubs with Peach's body
>>9188627
>got Anabel again
Maybe it's a sign...
>>9188587
Rolling for ava ideas.
>>9188614
>He smiled up at her, feeling a great sense of ease now, seeming to forget why he was even afraid before.
People get scared too easily! I disregarded the signs and it worked out for me. You're fun to talk to, plus kinda cute.
Did felix vanish
>>9188635
great rp
I WANT TO FUCK DMG
>>9188635
great rp
Alright it's really early in the morning for me, what sort of rare ava are hiding in this thread.
>>9188645
Darn, too bad she's got almost nothing but mediocre art.
>>9188587
Rolling
>>9188635
great rp
>>9188650
>Pats the loli Kaga
>>9188591
I think you're pretty cute and I wouldn't mind hanging out with you sometime. Maybe a movie or a library. A simple coffee can work too.
(You're Panzer, right? I thought it was a good idea to do something with you if you're into Yuri. If not then it's completely okay. Unfortunately I'm about to doze off right now so I'll see you later.)
>>9188552
Why not? What's wrong with it? You have a banana, don't you? Peel it.
(I'm going to sleep right now, sorry.)
>>9188587
Roll.
>>9188625
>The heavy animal member grinds and fills the anon's nose with the sweet strong scent fills his nose. The raising cock hung over his face as she held him in place, grinning down at him.
How quick did you want it sweetie?~
>>9188654
>Waves
>>9188587
rollan
>>9188679
(It's okay, sleep and dream of...bananas)
>>9188684
Mmmmh just a little bit, then you can cum all over me if you want.
I bet those musky balls have a bathtub worth of jizz in them~
>>9188686
>blows his load all across DMG's dumb, unfashionable glasses.
>>9188594
>She wiggled in place to help the royal dress come off, squatting a bit to make it easier for the both of them.
>>9188635
Mm...
>Peach moaned a little as they continued to kiss, squeezing him a little tightly as a response.
>>9188694
(I just realized you said ''do the monkey'' instead of ''don't do the monkey'' I'm dying right now and my brain is burning. I should go to sleep instead before I embarrass myself. Bye bye.)
>>9188615
Mnf!
>Very surprised
>More kissu
>>9188679
Coffee's good. Coffee. Yes.
(I might be, watch me walk these streets nightly, type the fucks and suck the cocks I can't find my socks, yee)
(Oh and, to answer your question. Yes. Yes. Later)
>>9188712
>as we finish kissing, anon grabs Peach's perfect breasts, feeling them thru her dress
>>9188647
>Feeling quite flattered by his compliments, Melusine couldn't help but scoop up the anon into her clawed hands, and press him gently against her soft-scaled stomach, hugging him.
Awww, please, you're going to make me blush. That's way too kind of you to say.
>She holds him in a little longer, before releasing him, beaming with a bright smile.
>>9188712
Much better...if only all your subjects could see you like this too!
>he unzipped his pants, letting a very aroused member unspring from it's confines
>>9188701
Oh they do!
>She teased as she grinds her hips against the anon's needy face. her heavy balls running along his mouth and nose as her cock hung over his forehead. The heavy smell filling all of his senses before she picked it up slightly, dropping it back down on his face.
Ready for a load?
>>9188705
RUDE!
>>9188712
Christ woman, you're still at it? When do you sleep?
>>9188729
Oh god yes, please cover me in as much musky cum as you can miss dmg.
>>9188556
(sorry for the wait)
> he never felt anything up his assn not a dick, dildo, or even his own fingers. So when he felt anon swiveling his tongue around his rectum, massaging his prostate, he was surprised that it felt wonderful, like he was fapping himself.
Nyah, do it more~ lick me clean, master~
>>9188722
Copypaste this text under some dude named Ibn Rahatji on a Facebook group called Big Nipples Big Life and I swear to god nobody would see anything amiss.
Writing of this quality needs to be cleansed.
>>9188713
(Night night)
>>9188740
>tfw my RP skills are on par with Pajeets
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9188734
>With a few light strokes of her hung member she soon unloads her sticky, strong scented load over anon's face, covering his cheeks and lips within seconds as the sweet ropes fired from her flat headed horsecock.
Good boy~
>>9188739
(Your fine might go to sleep soon, I've been edging and I'm not good at it and I'm about to uhhh well blow)
>he does as he's told and starts to lick the trappy boys cock balls and ass, sniffing and tasting every bit of it while he pushed his bubble butt into his face.
>>9188729
>implying anyone ever sleeps
(I'm tired enough to know that my writing is gonna be awful if I try, but I'm not tired enough to actually fall asleep. Send help.)
>>9188726
>She was a lot bigger than, so he may have looked a bit silly trying to return the hug with his body just pressing against her body. As she put him down, he looked up at her.
I'm always kind to beautiful women such as yourself I wasn't aware to the.....feminine lures....that female dragons hold.
>>9188722
>She blushes deeply, not breaking away, letting the anon have his way with her.
>>9188728
A-are you going to...
>She moans, continuing to stay infatuated with lust.
>>9188729
Timezones, darling. Nearly 2PM for me.
>>9188765
>Sends help in the form of a warm hug.
>>9188765
Happens to a lot of us. Anytime I don't sleep enough, I just turn in early the next night and miss the thread.
>>9188763
well okay, have a great nap, or a night's sleep, whatever timezone you live in
>>9188762
What other avatars do you play, DMG?
This is making me cringe. I could meme and be better at this.
>>9188798
I'll catch ya next time cutie~
Btw the "lick me clean master" was the part that put me over edge, writing like that sends me in over whew.
>>9188805
Well why aren't you doing that then anon?
If your memery really is superior to what's going on, why aren't you going full broadside with it then?
>>9188805
Newsflash, Peach attracts shitters. Most of them have probably never tried typefucking before. It's a shame, she seems pretty decent.
Police.
Do you have a permit to run a brothel in tras-err I mean the city of Detroit?
>>9188770
>Still holding her smile, she then held up a single eyebrow, in a bit of a cocky, yet amused manner.
Deary me, if I didn't know better I would say it sounds like you're trying to flirt with me.
>Letting out a small chuckle, she added:
That'd be quite a bold move, you know? Not that I would mind, of course.
>>9188765
>pets the orc
>>9188765
Silly orc. Go watch a live stream or something and get comfy until you pass out.
>>9188776
Honey you were going when I went to sleep. That was about 5 hours ago. YOU'RE A MACHINE.
A FUCK MACHINE.
>>9188801
Posting card.
Anon.
Hey everyone~
How are you all doing~
>>9188847
Reimu.
>>9188831
Do you have a permit to be such a fucking ass?
Fuck off cunt, we's full.
>>9188851
You're shit.
>>9188862
You too. Sanae a better.
>>9188862
Please let me force feed this girl cock.
>>9188847
I love you
>>9188846
Early bird gets the worm~
>>9188776
Going to what Peach, try to sire you an heir?
>he cock presses against her thighs, hot with desire for her
>>9188863
Shit taste.
>>9188869
When you're not shit.
>>9188778
>Nina accepts the hugs and pulls the blankets over her head, still struggling to sleep.
Thanks...
>>9188794
(I suppose I might have to do the same.)
>>9188840
>She happily accepts the pats.
>>9188846
(I've been doing that for hours. This insomnia stuff is no fun.)
(Alright, I'll quit blogposting now. Sorry about that. Goodnight, everyone.)
>>9188851
Why do you have your dick out?
>>9188862
Get out of here, imposter.
>>9188871
I know.
>>9188846
Little sister, good morning. Sorry I was gone for so long. College can be quite the annoyance...
>>9188885
I have a great need to masturbate right now. That is why.
>>9188873
No... I mean... are you going to use that...?
>She backed up a bit, panting.
>>9188874
What did I do tho
>>9188854
Listen here sweetheart, I can just kill you and make up a reason later!
>>9188885
I'm the real Reimu here, imposter-kun.
>>9188885
You are my goddess Reimu
>>9188833
>Hearing that as a challenge to his ability as a man, Anon puffs his chest out as he tries his best to meet her eyes.
And what if I am trying to bed you, don't tell me that you're afraid that you'll fall for me.
>He flexed his muscle, the only thing that he had gained from his years of farming other than an ego the size of a corn field and a strong lust that led him to fuck anything that moved from the isolation.
It's an understandable fear.
>>9188877
>Anon slips under the blankets and continues to hug the orc, letting their warmth to mingle with one another.
Shh...no more talking. Just sleep...
>He then starts to gently stroke her cheeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k
>Relaxes
>(Also expanding shipgirl folder)
>(Prinz&Graf are ready to go if need be)
>>9188901
I'm just kiddiiing, though you are being an ass, and not the good kind of ass you're being like donkey. Not ass. You're being a donkey.
What happened to "fuck the police" anyway?
>>9188921
>Prinz and Graf ready to go.
Potential for threesome in the near future?
>>9188872
Can't argue with that!
>>9188877
Feel free to blog post in my PM box. Technectly I'm at work, so having someone to chat up would be fun <3
>>9188893
You know how it is. If it was the last time I saw your dumb face I wouldn't of complained.
>Sleepwalks into the thread.
I'm a cuck. Ask me anything.
>>9188944
>Violently fucks in the asshole.
>>9188944
>Pushes into a meat grinder.
>>9188941
Well, and here I was trying to be civil with you~
>He sarcastically speaks out, shooting her a taunting look.
At least I'm actually in the work force with 10 dollars a hour. How much money are you earning?
>>9188949
Who's you waifu so I can fuck her for you?
>>9188949
Can we gangbang your waifu?
>>9188907
>Her previously modest chuckle grows into an all-out laughter, throwing her head back and rolling her eyes at his antics.
Dohoho~ Afraid that I'll fall -on- you, rather.
>Looking back down at him, she lowered her head slightly to get closer to him.
That said, I do admire your bravery. And as far as humans go, you're not entirely bad looking.
>She brought a single claw forward, and gave him a light poke in his chest, taunting him.
So what do you say? You think you have what it takes to lay the dragon?
>>9188965
Enough to live and not enough that it bloats my head~
>She fires right back with a taunting flick on the nose, following it up with a tongue stuck out at him before chuckling to herself
>>9188953
>Cums violently, then wakes up.
Aaah! What's going on?
>>9188956
>Gets shredded into pieces.
Jokes on you, I'm into that.
>>9188966
>>9188980
I-it's DMG... Be gentle, please!
>>9188985
>He softly blushes at her cute face, before shaking his head and continuing his verbal retort.
Well, I asked for how much, not...whatever you gave me. What job are you even working?
>>9188932
Prinz is almost a no go, if I got time to go and vaccuum a booru or two for images on Prinz and some study on her then maybe.
Graf on the other hand is pretty much wrapped up rock solid and ready to go.
And well, Bissy's bissy. Big boat big folder.
Tl;dr
Maybe
>moans
>>9189004
Hey.. Wait a second.. I'M DMG!
>>9189020
>cums instantly
>>9189020
>slices your fucking neck to silence you
>>9188956
>>9189032
It's not fair...
>>9189049
Fine fine fine, lemme do something to cheer you up.
>Lifts the Tomoko up and gives her a big hug.
>>9189049
Suffer.
>>9189049
Want me to spill your brains out on the floor then?
>>9189049
>hugs her
there there, It's okay...
(also new thread when?)
>>9189049
>shoots you in the back of the head before you notice him, causing you to die instantly and painlessly
>>9189049
How about I rape your eye holes till I shoot my load all over inside your eye sockets?
>>9189011
Uhmm.. Well.. Job is such a weiiird term.. Work force is weird. I'm no slave to "the man"!
>She dodges the question, she clearly had no answer. Her cheeks blushed and she puffed them out
>>9189090
We're not even page 10 yet, no rush, unless we get imagecap
Then it's defcon fucking 1
>>9189027
>>9189038
If that anon was serious I wouldn't mind doing mild cucking. Might be fun.
>>9189049
I'll show you torture!
>Loves you unconditionally and holds your hand while giving you kisses
>>9189117
Aww, why is that?
>He smiles wider, partly due to having the higher ground and partly due to how cute she was acting.
Does your job not require you to leave the house or something?
>>9189118
just wanted to make sure someone noticed it was close to it
Is Peach still around?
>>9189125
>you'll never /ss/ Yugi
Guess I'll just die then.
>>9189133
Well... I don't often leave the house..
>She trails off as she looks down to her feet, pouting as she avoids eye contact.
.. H-hey lets talk about something else!
Say hi to HG >>9186139
>>9189125
Would be kinda fun to cuck some anon with DMG.
Question is, how would we even do it?
>>9189165
Well, okay~
>He chuckles lightly, beaming at her "admitting" defeat.
Any fancy purchases you made over the last couple days? I bought myself a Nintendo Switch along with a procontroller and Breath Of The Wild for only $350!
>>9189181
Didn't they leave for /bant/?
>>9189181
DO NOT
>>9189193
>Rule 13 on /bant/
Nah
>>9189184
>Do normal session as DMG
>Reply to him saying "Don't you wish you were him" and other stupid things like that.
>>9189190
>Crossing her arms and mumbling she mostly ignores him, shaking her head as she mutters to herself.
Stupid.. one game console... Nintenyearold..
>>9189215
Could be fun. But that anon seams to have disappeared either way.
>>9189141
Oh right yeah
>>9189141
Real Mermaid Shantae is cute.
Fake Mermaid Shantae is lewd.
>>9189215
Aw, what's wrong? Are you jealous?
>He chuckles lightly, smiling up at her.
You know, your birthday's coming up, and if you want, maybe I could find a good deal for you~
Aaaand it appears my anon has gone missing.
Oh well.
>>9189258
Cute (and busty) dragon.
>>9189146
Here!!
>>9189258
I've lost at least 3 anons so far, today.
They just, poof, gone.
>>9188982
(Sorry for the late reply, something came up out of nowhere.)
>His acceptance of the challenge was answered when he began to strip himself. Tossing his clothes into the field surrounding them as he presented himself to the dragon that was taunting him, matching her grin with one of his own.
I'm confident that I'll have you begging for more afterward
>>9189232
I think he was memeing t.b.h Family.
>>9189245
OH THAT'D BE GREAT AND-
>Her short lived excited was cut off as she calmed down, her lips puckering into a pout as she stared him down.
... What's the catch?
>>9189258
>For the record I would anon for a giant ass dragon, but I don't have it in me </3
>>9189237
Eh, I don't think anything bad to her can be lewd, It's maybe because I kinda like her...
>>9189279
Maybe they're afraid of germans? I know I am.
>>9189258
(Well now I feel like shit, sorry about that I really am.)
>>9189300
How do you know it's bad? Have you ever been pleasured by a fish?
>>9189307
But there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of!
>>9188896
Yes Peachy..
>He follows her and bends her over against the wall
>>9189296
>He chuckles at her short lived expectations, stepping closer to her.
Oh? And I thought you had a job that could pay for it...
>He brings back his first debate about her job, or lack there of, reaching a hand out to gently stroke her hair to comfort her.
Do you really need to rely on others to buy things for you?
>>9189333
I can name six million reasons.
>>9189333
Not him, but...
I'm Swedish.
>>9189333
If you don't mind me asking, why shouldn't we be afraid of you?
What country is /erp/ from?
>>9189322
It's just her face, so full of pure horror
>>9189333
As a /sp/ and /ck/ crossboarding faggot, your football sucks, your sausage and beer sucks and you can churn out as many sexy boats as you want, it's not gonna make my wrong.
>>9189335
>She puts her hands there, waiting for the moment of pure ecstacy.
>>9189381
I consider the Caribbean one country.
>>9189267
Thank you, anon.
>>9189279
I don't really blame them, sometimes life just happens.
I got pulled away a few nights back, and by the time I had returned, the people I was playing with were gone. Not a good feeling.
>>9189281
>>9189321
(Oh! Alrighty then. No problem. Please don't worry about it.)
>She looked over at the clothes as he tossed them away, then back at his naked form.
... Is that so, now? You certainly think highly of yourself, it seems.
>Without further ado, she leaned away from him and carefully laid onto her back, giving the immediate area a bit of a rumble as her several ton form rested on the ground. Spreading her hind legs, she gave him a front row seat view of her pristine entrance, the lack of company leaving it quite impeccable looking.
>>9189296
Appreciate the thought, regardless.
>>9189382
She's probably just a virgin. I'm sure after a few hours she'll be loving it.
>>9189439
Good.
>>9189359
K-Kenny?!?
>>9189439
I would be surprised if Paul was actually behind this post.
>>9189333
*Grips the boat by her hips and pulls her close, kissing her neck wordlessly as a way to show his lack of fear*
>>9189398
>With her ready and willing to be bred he gives her ass a slap before gripping it, lining up his throbbing tip at her dripping lips, before pushing in his entire length in one hard push
>>9189493
A-aaah!
>She screams in pleasure as it went in, overcome with lust.
Hello? Is this the place with the sex?
>>9189509
Yes. Yes it is. Show more ass.
>>9189412
W-wow.
>Anon was stunned for a moment, he wouldn't let her know that this was his first time seeing something like this up close, nor would he let his nerves show. Pushing those feeling back, he climbed up on one of her hind legs and got closer to her slit. Now given a better view, positioned himself above it, slowly entering her as to make sure he went down the right hole.
>>9189508
>he gives her ass a squeeze as he pushes all the way in, groaning in sheer pleasure, the slapping of flesh heard as his hips meets hers
AHHhhh..fuck, a princess feels great here...
>with a grunt he pulls back slightly, before pushing back in hard
Oh wow, imagelimit, we might need another thread
New bread when?
>>9189424
maybe you're right...
also need a new thread