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Ellies Story Time Jamboree
Here Wllie will teach us Autists about not playing with yourself in public, how to act in a public bathroom and how our bodies changed into the disgusting pig creatures we are today.
Let's start with proper fapping etiquette.
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Dancing is acceptable at Funerals apparently.
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Ellies grooves it to the Chrono Trigger OST.
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Ellie makes pizza sauce out of ketchup and soy sauce. No one ever wants to try it.
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Ellie likes to listen to the Sonic Heroes soundtrack when she makes pizza.
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This isn't a Catholic friendly book.
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Ellie continues to hum video game music as she starts.
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Ellie isn't allowed to have a webcam anymore. We don't talk about that.
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Yep, that's a "I'm about to wank it" face. I make that all the time.
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That's everywhere, all the time. Mr. CIA is only trying to keep you safe.
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Ellie really likes Kingdom Hearts and doesn't realize that belts are supposed to have a practical purpose. Mom and Dad won't let her have more than one belt on at a time though.
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(You)
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Even when they really itch.
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>>9180771
No (You)
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Look at her go! Really gettin' in there.
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>>9180805
Autostic exhibitionism is cute
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Ellies parents support the inherent sexism of 'support.' Ellie will be liberated truly when she gets a tumblr.
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Thanks OP. Ellie a qt.
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>>9180805
I love how her vagina is slightly to the left
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Boys nipples are okay to touch in public.
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This book was created by godless Europeans, as this uncircumcised penis shows.
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Except at Burning Man or any given Sunday night in London.
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Guy in the sweaters dick comes out of his belly button. And that Asian womans' vagina is on the back of the knee, maybe?
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Ellie has a exhibition fetish that will only be realized in her late 30s.
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Those bumps in the sidewalk keep her ready for when she gets home.
Ellie also fights the patriarchy by riding a boys bike.
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Until her first slumber party at least.
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Ellie hums One Winged Angel on this occasion.
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Ellie's a squirter.
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Gonna need two tissues on this one.
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>>9181008
It is cute.
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Note she never took the flower out of her hair while she was wapping it.
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What's Ellies' favorite DVD guys?
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Dad had a bad time in Iraq. He doesn't like to talk about it much.
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So that's number one done.
Here's some fan art.
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>>9181082
What is this lovely thread I've stumbled upon?
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>>9181082
Speaking of number one.
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>>9181105
A promise fulfilled to the /co/mrades that are waifuing this mentally challenged girl.
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Dad's therapist said it's good to walk somewhere green to keep his mind off the desert.
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>>9181127
Great, it's got my sex-ed fetish and my mental health fetish
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>>9181140
"Maybe if I back away slowly, it will not attack me."
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Here's a word your American autist will learn from this book and then start using it all the time, annoying everyone around them.
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As Ellie leaves Dad can feel the start of another 'episode' coming.
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There's that word again. But yeah, long lines at the womens room, amirite?XD
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This black woman fears for her life. What horrors has she seen?
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>>9180805
Friend of mine works at a school as an aide for kids like this in a population with less affected kids. It's... not easy... to convince the kids to exercise restraint.
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Women always talking to each other, right fellas?
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Jesus fucking Christ who created this shit and are they mentally insane
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This is hot as fuck. Also I think I'm in love.
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Ellie learned her lesson about holding it too long the last time she was out in public.
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>>9180714
Stop cockblocking me from young female autists, reeeee.
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She also learned her lesson on how not everything is meant to be shared last time she used a public 'lavy.'
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>>9181036
>washing your hands after masturbating
What a fag
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>>9181312
You're in for a treat here shortly son.
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How old is she? 16?
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>>9181366
oh no is she about to take a fucking shit
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>>9181357
What does that even mean dude?
Did she just sit on another girl's lap and took a piss?
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>>9181366
IF SHE FUCKING PISSES OR SHITS ON HERSELF I SWEAR TO GOD
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Getting sick of this word.
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>>9181375
>How old is she?
Old enough
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Hawt.
Oh but, what's that I spy.
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>>9181395
Lavatory refers to the toilet as well as the room as a whole? Consider my mind blown.
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Yeah, we gotta talk about this. It's a fact of life guys. Don't hate.
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Just wrap it around itself and throw it straight in the bin. Don't be such an auti-oh...right.
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>>9181431
Dirty, or bloody? Like do women throw them away each time one gets a little sweat on it?
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>>9181431
Motherfucker.
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"/trash/ is for degenerates" /co/ says
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>>9181477
Nobody is disagreeing with that assertion.
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Some times Ellie just finds her old pad only has a blood clot on it, so she just picks it off and reuses the same pad.
Mom told her not to sniff her fingers when she does that but, she can't help it.
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>>9181472
Depends on their preference I imagine if you got a unreliable flow you'd still throw the old one out just because it's uncomfortable from the sweat it's absorbed through the day.
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Ellie can't remember if that's the last of her pads of if she has more at home. She'll probably forget to check.
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Sometimes.
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>>9181579
oh god here we go
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>>9181579
Uh oh
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Sometimes Ellie needs to go Super Saiyin to pinch one off, especially the day after one of her home made pizzas.
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>>9181579
oh fuck
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Front to back kids. Always remember.
If you're a girl, don't use the same piece of TP for both holes.
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>>9181605
Forgot to crop that one. Sorry. Here we go.
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>>9181638
Ellie wasn't taught fold for better absorption so, she gets pee on her hands some times.
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>>9180563
Is there really a big enough outbreak of autist masturbating in public?
Like this is not the first psa I've seen about this.
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Yes.
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>>9181738
Okay Ellie next step, where does the dirty TP go?
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Who wipes their ass like this? I stand up to do it. She's just gonna smear shit all over her ass cheek and get it on the seat.
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>>9181763
>standing up
>not going through your legs
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>>9181667
> TO ME, MY X-MEN
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Ellie will not be victim to the 'purse skirt catch' today.
>>9181762
At one point it went in her hand bag for the collection she kept at home but, after 2 years of effort, her parents put that to a stop.
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>>9181808
I don't like getting shit on my balls. Front to back son. Just like Ellie.
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eagerly awaiting Autistic Ben 10 next
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Oh NOW we're using toilet. Now they're just trying to confuse people.
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holy fuck this thread
thanks OP, your captions are gold
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>>9181859
> She had enough of being called Smellie Ellie
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>>9181859
SOAP, Ellie, remember the soap!
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>>9181845
Gonna have keep waiting on that one. Those with the other Ellie books was over $75. I don't love Anons that much.
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Are you gonna post the male version too?
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These all need to have Star Butterfly's horns and hearts edited in
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>>9180770
I love her doofy smile so much
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>>9181910
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Dad abandoned his special needs kid at the lavie to go get ice cream. Please be understanding. The flashbacks, you see.
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>>9181385
She probably went into a stall with another gril and just stood there, looking at them. Patiently waiting her turn.
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Dad keeps a stoic mask on until they get to the car. The ice cream man looked like Billy from Dad's platoon. Dad starts to cry when they get in the car. Ellie is afraid to ask. She just knows she's not supposed to talk about it. Her ice cream starts to drip on her hands.
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>>9182013
she forgot her belt
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That's number two done. ....ha.
More fan art.
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>>9181731
I have ID and go to a disability place one grabs the outside area quite a lot and sometimes they pee themselves.
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>>9182047
>not liking neo-fucking-politan
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Here we go. Ellie and her changing body. The End of Ellie-vangelion.
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>>9182113
Good ice cream should only be one or two flavors at the same time.
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At first she thought it was from one of Dads special moustache rides she's not supposed to talk about.
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>>9182126
Isn't it weird how the nipples only become lewd when attached to a breast, but women can wear shirts that show off the rest of the breast?
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I'd be more worried about her dislocated collar bone if I was her. Then again, maybe she was born with it.
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When spring comes Mom will help Ellie shed her winter coat.
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>>9182126
same picture by the Steven Universe crew
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This is what Ellie would look like if she had Sasquatch DNA.
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>>9181065
I think she just announced what she did
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>>9182213
she's the best there is at what she does, bub
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What Ellie doesn't realize is that they won't ever disappear if she doesn't give up her daily home made pizzas.
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>>9182183
If these are European why are they pretending that she'll bother to shave?
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So what stops nipple aches? Is it a side effect of midol or is there a topical cream that Ellies mom has to sensually apply?
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>>9182276
>So what stops nipple aches?
Tender sucklings from her school chum Tom in the broom closet
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>>9182276
Ellie's dad pinches them at night to make sure she's a good girl.
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Ellies' mom is Late 20's Leni Loud. I guess we know where the Autism came from and why she's so adorable regardless.
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>>9182328
I'M SO ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW, LEFT TIT
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Ellie got that booty.
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Ugghh thicker.
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>>9182348
> margot robbie
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>wordswordswords
How many pairs of underwear will Ellie ruin in her first few cycles?
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>>9182365
about as many as the average slob girl
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>>9182365
>tiny trickle
The autistic girls reading this book are in for an unpleasant surprise.
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Meanwhile, Leni is showing Ellie when the next sale at Penney's is.
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>>9182365
Why is this so wordy? Should have the least amount of words possible to keep an autists' attention
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>>9182409
the word balloons in Sonic Adventures suggest otherwise
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At first they though it was the Thorazine but when she started being snippy they knew otherwise.
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>>9182431
Where does the hot water go?
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>>9182441
you…don't know what a hot water bottle is?
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'Why did they change the colour of his arms?' Ellie thinks to herself. Even listening to the Undertale OST didn't lighten her mood that day.
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>>9182459
ah fuck she looks adorable
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Leni is like totes the best at period stuff. She made it to all her periods on time in high school.
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>>9182482
what spells do you plan on casting first on your 30th birthday
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Ellie forgot underwear on this day so, after an hour, the pad slid down her leggings into her sock. Luckily, she always wears red leggings.
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>>9182511
Magic Missile and Cure Autism
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>>9182513
This needs a Punisher War Journal caption so badly
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Ellie proved them wrong however when she tucked the string inside and forgot about it. Later that moth went toxic and had to go to the ER.
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>>9182459
12 times of this a year? Damn shame.
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Ellie has a shallow cervix so large penises hurt her a bit.
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It's generally considered impolite to change your pad or tampon during the morning staff meeting.
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>>9182536
>can't get lost
I think that was a wrong choice of words
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>>9182536
What if the string breaks?
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The Asian looks like she's writing notes on hers.
That looks like Ellies friend on the bottom right.
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>>9182632
Be ready to get your fingers bloody.
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Ellie is a stinky girl. Her musk can be over powering. Her vagina would smell better if she didn't keep eating her ketchup and soy pizza sauce.
For the record, body spray is a noxious chemical gas and should be outlawed.
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>>9182675
>>9182305
>>9182253
Shit I'm sorry guys.
Don't know how I missed that.
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>>9182681
>lost tampon up snatch a week ago
>better have a shower and put on deodorant
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>>9182681
On the left, Ellie wonders if Papyrus would be a good boyfriend. On the right, Ellie gets ready to bust out singing the Sailor Moon theme song using her deodorant as a mic. (Drawfags please.)
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>>9182409
that's not how autists work
if they've even bothered to read this far their attention is rapt
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>>9182695
When will Ellie realize her tits make up for the pizza face?
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Sometimes Ellie wishes she would wake up as a cat. Or half-cat, half-girl. Like a cat-girl in those pictures she used to look at before Dad and Mom took her computer away.
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Though Tortoise did win the race, he was slow and steady on cashing in on his fame as well. By the time he attempted to do so he was no longer a hot item and could only get bit parts in mental health literature.
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To put in a way Ellie would understand, she digi-volved but, slowly.
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I'm disappointed she ditched the flower.
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In short, Ellie wants to be a whore.
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>>9182857
>the flower is slightly different in each phase
Nice touch.
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>>9182857
>Deflowered
Bravo, Nolan.
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And here's Ellie all grown up! She looks almost normal but her neon green nails and the countless Japanese anime songs on her phones music library let other people know to have a bit of patience with her.
The End.
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still a better love story than twilight
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>>9182635
weirdest loss edit ever
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And that's that for Ellie. I don't remember when these were published but I kinda want to see her come back. Not sure what other topics they could cover though.
Last piece of Fanart I have.
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>>9182935
Pretty solid waifu, thanks anon.
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>>9182409
It's likely more a read from Mum or stuff. I had a book like this as a kid and I hated it. I am dyspxic though so idk.
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>>9182524
Cure Autism will roll a critical failure and you'll be retarded.
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>>9183263
I'm already retarded so who cares?
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>>9183263
ACTUALLY
You don't roll for spells except for saves and damage unless it's a ranged attack spell, a cure spell would likely not have a save attached to it as it is beneficial and even if it did it did you would want to fail it to allow the full effect to take place or automatically fail it since you're willingly subjecting yourself to it
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>>9180875
>uncircumsized
>nonwhite
>autistic
It's a Euro alright
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>>9180912
>rip_and_tear.jpg
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>>9183573
Well, I'm not that much of an autist.
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>>9181228
black lady and mr. dad were war buddies, and back then the black lady wasn't a lady
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>>9182935
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>>9182569
muh
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>>9181667
So determined
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>>9182857
>no flower on adult ellie
what a fuking slut
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>>9182013
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>>9181579
>Sometimes Ellie needs to shitpost
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>>9181910
Someone give this man a blowjob!
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is ellie in this thread? i feel like she'd fit in /a/ and /v/. she also probably helps /pol/ find shia lebeouf's flagpole
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>>9184383
nah, she's over in TLHG
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>>9184383
>she also probably helps /pol/ find shia lebeouf's flagpole
I am now imagining an Ellie book devoted entirely to that
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>>9184593
>Sometimes, famous people think they can get away with saying mean thing about the God Emperor.
>Ellie takes note of the chem trails left in the sky by Obama's fluoride drones in the picture of the flag. She cross-examines these with real time flightpaths.
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>>9182857
>>9182878
Tom, that lucky bastard
>>9183988
>pic related
DELET
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>the /co/ thread is delted
/co Mods and Jantiors shitting on a good time as per usual.
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So where the drawfags at?
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>>9180609
Are you trying to imply that the Chrono Trigger OST is autistic? Because I'll fukkin fite u irl.
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>>9182013
>The ice cream man looked like Billy from Dad's platoon. Dad starts to cry when they get in the car. Ellie is afraid to ask. She just knows she's not supposed to talk about it. Her ice cream starts to drip on her hands.
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>>9185061
No but dancing to it is.
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>>9182332
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
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>>9182857
3rd ellie best ellie, followed be 2nd
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>>9180875
>Shilling cirsumcision
Fuck off kike.
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vaginas are disgusting
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>>9181910
I know the horns are shit but here you go.
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>>9190555
3/10, apply yourself
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>>9182935
Nice read.
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>>9192479
I'm bad at computers and stuff.
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>>9180875
>Let's show these autistic kids what an ordinary male looks like
>it's a Brazilian
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>>9181667
>Gettin real tired of this shit.png
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>>9181638
imagine not having a dick to protect your urethra from urinary tract infections
that really must suck
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>>9182365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3fYphfzJE
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>>9182632
you reach in and pull it out
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>>9197037
Being a hyena sucks even worse.
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>>9182632
The build up of blood behind it will eventually shoot it out like a rocket.
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>>9181579
IN THE INDIA XD
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>>9197485
they have it a fair bit better than other big cats
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>>9180783
>Ellie does not touch her vagina or breasts when she is in public
>proceeds to dive her hand, pinky first into her pants in front of her friends at the mall
What?
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>>9180951
She sure is anxious. Just look at her grind against the seat.
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>>9182126
Because autistic people can't just use the normal books about pubirty I guess.
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>>9182569
>>9180682
>>9180994
>>9182973
Why im such a degenerate?
>>9182695
>『Literally Me』
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>>9198288
They're illustrating what not to do in case autistic girls are bad at visualizing what they mean.
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>>9181471
>Just wrap it around itself and throw it straight in the bin
As someone who used to work for a janitorial service: please use the goddamn bag if it's available. If there's any excess moisture in the bin, whether from multiple sanitary pads or whatever else, shit can get DIRE. The bags help.
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>>9182681
I like how they don't mention douching...
No really, I'm serious. Douching is harmful to the vagina and it needs to stop being promoted as a hygienic practice.
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>>9182935
grown-up ellie better than jailbait ellie
looks like someone who overcame the sperg, not joined it
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>>9201155
Splitting hairs here, but technically they didn't specifically say to wash out her pussy while in the bath.
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>>9183573
what if he's casting a cure spell on his magic hating barbarian who gets spell resistance? He will have to roll a caster level check then.
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>>9198087
Hyenas aren't cats
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>>9181007
Wait, so girls clean up with a tissue too. Learned something new.
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10
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>>9180805
I think I like Ellie.
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>>9182827
got what you deserve slow-ass faggot
t. hare
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>>9181763
I do it like that, though. If you stand up, you press your cheeks together and spread the shit everywhere. I already occasionally have these shits where I'm wiping and wiping like I've got a brown marker in my ass, so I don't really need to up the difficulty.
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>>9182213
I'd lovingly run my hands through her dense fur.
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Oh man, I missed the thread on Friday. Thanks for actually going through with posting it OP.
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>>9182973
They were released in 2015, so not too long ago. Given we only found one other book the illustrator worked on (pic related), I'm sure they'd be happy to come back for another paycheck.
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Does anyone have anything with Tom?
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>>9211430
Unless someone bought it in the past week, nobody has come forth with a copy of Tom's books that they've found. The only book someone found (that I'm aware of) was Things Ellie Likes.
Low quality Amazon previews are the most we've got so far.
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>>9211430
Tom all the way on the right is eerily reminiscent of Gorillaz. There's just something about the posture.
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>>9212686
Someone in the first thread compared the art to Jamie Hewlett, so you're not the only one to think that (unless that was you, but even if so I can see it too).
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we need pics of Ellie wearing this hat while she plays with herself in public.
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>>9182055
Ellie apparently needs a "reminder smack" across the face again.
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>>9182183
>The hairs won't grow longer and longer forever
Poor, stupid Ellie.
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>>9180563
'aight I'm a grill and have autism but wew
Heard about some girls on the spectrum having err,"that" kind of problems but I never did and I'm really shy and private,always have been,so that's new to me.
>all the guys finding this hot
I'm going to need explanation here, son.
Also to answer that one dude earlier, yes, girls use tissues too to avoid "fluids" ruining panties.
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>>9215855
Probably guys thinking Ellie is innocent and needs protection and want to keep her safe.
The other half is guys who want to keep her safe and then get blowjobs from her every day because they kept her safe.
Called /trash/ for a reason, tits or gtfo.
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I was sad then found this thread. Thank you OP, my sides are in orbit because of your captions.
>tfw feeling lowkey bad because we're talking about autistic kiddos that don't have it easy
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>>9182459
>Undertale OSTs
DELET THIS
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>>9215896
Heh,makes sense, this place is called trash after all.
I don't have much to show even if i did want to show. I'm not a sloot.
Ellie needs to be protected at all costs.
Also unexpected but nice thread OP, you got me laughing quite a bit
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>>9216103
>I don't have much to show even if i did want to show. I'm not a sloot.
Why the fuck has the one rule of femanons gone ignored for so many fucking years now?
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>>9216103
Why bother larping on /trash/
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>>9216008
>just barely below the threshold number of symptoms of autism
>whenever people think of stereotypical things for autists to enjoy, they're things that I've done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DizM8l8XpBc
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>there are people waifuing Ellie right now that aren't keeping in mind that she's a hardcore autistic
>there are people here who wouldn't be patient with it and love her regardless of her condition
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>>9218289
patients is nice and all, but she still needs to learn
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>>9218440
I wasn't aware you were a doctor, how many patients do you have?
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Eillie would later grow up to be a respectable Mobile Suit pilot
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>>9218289
I'm mostly here because I like her design and enjoy how candid the books are.
Also the way she sticks her tongue out is cute.
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>>9219667
I like the way her eyes are always staring hard out into the distance, it's cute
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>>9218598
that cockpit must smell like... well... a cock pit.
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>>9218598
>respectable
if you say so zz-fag
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>>9218440
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>>9205055
actually they are, look up their classification
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>>9218598
Do you have to be autistic to be a Gundam Pilot?
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>>9181809
underrated
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>>9218289
It's never actually shown that ellie is actually an autist though.
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>>9209648
>press your cheeks together and spread the shit everywhere
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>>9181008
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>>9180875
>unironically shilling mutilation of the penis
I can only feel sorry for what was done to you cutfags
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>>9182459
I think Im the only one here who got the CWC reference but rest assured it did not go unappreciated senpai
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>>9181082
I know this is late but I'm not seeing a page 15 on this, OP
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>>9230331
not OP, but here it is
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>>9215855
Seeing tits makes a boner.
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This thread does make me wonder: has there ever been an established canon autistic girl in anything? Even ones made for Very Special Episodes all seem to be male.
You would think at least Japan would have jumped on it by now, since you know there's at least one of them in the weeb industry who fantasizes about the thought of railing an autist.
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>>9229819
Some ppl get infections because they can't roll the skin down and clean it, so sometimes not getting circumcised isn't an option
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>>9230937
That's a dumb reason to cut off part of your penis. a small incision should be enough to peel it back, as should stretching exercises.
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>>9230937
>because they can't roll the skin down
Protip: until you get close to puberty, not many people can, unless they've been fiddling with their dicks from a very young age. You have to stretch your foreskin over the head bit by bit, and it does hurt at first. It's like the male equivalent of a hymen. But usually the drive to masturbate makes you push through the slight pain and achieve a working foreskin by the time you reach about 11-13.
The number of Americans I've seen say they had to get circumcised because they had "phimosis" is ridiculous. It is a medical condition that exists, but it's a lot rarer than American doctors who are used to cut cocks seem to make out. I feel like they probably just advocate circumcision because they don't know any better (or to collect more foreskins for the foreskin god).
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>>9180770
you're a funny guy, OP, I'll give you that.
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>>9181065
hey wait, it's the dad from Inside Out.
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>>9180563
Just found this by accident. Was wondering where the fuck this thread was.
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>>9182183
>practise
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>>9233112
>Sesame Street just got one
Didn't that character get banned/not make it to most countries though? Or was that the one that was gonna have AIDs?
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>>9197037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
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>>9234385
the aids one was specifically made for the south african sesame street, since SA has the highest HIV rate in the world, and in 2010 over 30% of pregnant women were HIV+ so they felt it was important to educate children about HIV and to not demonize children who are HIV+
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>>9180563
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>>9234610
Thanks Google/Wikipedia
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When you're having doubts on masturbating to something, just think: What would Ellie do?
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>>9235488
I read that as George Wikipedia
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>>9182013
Dad deals with Ellie's issues, so the least she can do is deal with dad's.
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this was... interesting
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>>9211062
>I thought everyone stood this entire time
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>>9182348
If you say so...
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>>9238592
we have to go back
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>tfw apparently im the only one who wipes his ass by weaving between the legs and around the dick, wipe, and drop immediately into the toilet
>but only after wiping the dick with a different square ofc
Is it really that hard for some people to just spread or is there something else I'm missing?
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>>9180805
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>>9232818
>don't know any better
Yeah it's not like medical professionals are able to read research literature and determine the cost-benefit analysis of a surgery. Otherwise it'd seem like there's some kind of malicious force in their career field, particularly in the U.S.
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>>9239377
>the cost-benefit analysis of a surgery
In the US a cost-benefit analysis is if it costs the patient, it benefits the doctor.
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I don't use toiler paper i just shower and spray my asshole with water and finger it till my finger comes out clean.
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>>9180668
Fuck, that's a sharp turn
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