ERP thread Always naked edition Precum: >>9115383

Post cards.

>>9119978
No

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>>9119978

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>>9119897
>She let out a small huff and rolled her eyes at the magical girl's loss of control, already losing focus at the mere mention of a type of stimulation. Her pen danced across the paper, simply spelling out "magic results in absurdly high libido".
The device you agreed to help me fix! I need to calibrate it and make sure that its reading things properly. You've got it in your hand already! Just...ugh, just make sure it says something like "horny", alright? Lustful, aroused, anything like that. That's enough for me to know if anything needs fixing.
>Without wasting another precious moment of time, Mei deftly slipped the girl's length into her mouth, letting it push deep into her throat. She slowly dragged her lips all the way back to the head before pressing back against the hilt, slowly prepping the girl to throatfuck her. Reaching for her notepad, Mei attempted to scribble something about the salty taste of the plump member, hoping that her writing would be legible even if her vision was obscured by the girl's pelvis.

>>9119906
Hmph. Unfortunate. I suppose I'll have to go run repairs else.
>She spins on her hell, returning the device to her workbench and tinkering away at it with a variety of tiny wrenches and screwdrivers.

>>9119934
Are you sure? You seem a little...flustered. That definitely doesn't bode too well for the calibration of it. I thought it was doing alright, but if it's that far off, I have no idea what to do about it.
>She puts a finger to her chin, thinking hard.
Can you give me another reading? There's something odd going on here.

>>9120036
>tails doll
Gets me every single time

~~OFFICIAL 2016 ERP TIER LIST~~

(Discord AND Threads Edition)
>GOD-LIKE TIER
-Trixie
-Jiro
-Valentine/Stocking
-Midna

>HIGH TIER
-Chiaki
-DMG
-Peach
-Plutia
-Suki-Chan
-Kyouko
-Ms. Fortune
-Shy Gal
-Anzu
-Virra
-Piggu
-Jinx
-Greninja
-Sponty
-Shantae
-Lucas
-Owain
-Any and all PokeGirls

>MID TIER
-Rhin
-LD (No, I'm not joking)
-Kristjan
-Erica
-Renamon
-Other 'Anime' characters
-Sebbu
-Mettaton
-Ainz
-Dark Link
-BunnBunn
-Tobiichi

>LOW TIER
-Celestia
-Vriska
-Shy Anon
-Musicanon
-Spection
-Desu
-Drick
-PetAnon

>ABSOLUTE SHIT PLEASE KILL YOURSELF TIER
-Nue
-Adachi
-Alpha
-Anon

>>9120058
Why even bring up people who don't post in the threads?

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>>9120058
>Hasn't got an updated 2017 list already
shameful

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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>>9120041
>Looking at her hand she notice the device was the one she was gripping onto to contain herself. She pouts before trying to explain.
... I'm a blonde, don't blame me.
>She raises a shaky hand to read the small screen of the gadget. It simply read "aroused". And she tried to say it, but as her lips broke to speak the engineer below her stuffed the fat cock into her mouth, poking at her throat as she worked it. She tensed up as the full fat cock teased the very back of her throat, dripping it's small salty drops of pre into her. As if the machine was reading her mind it began to list off every feeling she felt in the back of her head
Horny.. Aroused, needy, lustful, heated, warm. Gah..

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>(And thus, we continue...)
"You know not the destiny that unfolds!"
>His voice echoed rage of his own. He sounded distressed, like a man who was soon to lose everything within his final moments. He continued to fight on, growing more outmatched by his opponent with each clashing of steel. With the build up of anger, he started to slip, losing his focus and his skills visibly starting to diminish. It seemed like with each collision of their sword, Owain's blade was closer to being able to due harm to the man, only to be met with resistance that was still able to put up a fight.
"I brought you into this world, and I'll be damned if you continue to make a mockery of my work! You fooled me once, but not again! I will see to it that after today that you live on no more! I swear to it you will return to the pits of hell!"
>Yelling his words, it was obvious now that Descole was no longer using his skill to fight, but his pure anger. His fighting style diminished. It was sloppy, each swing was forceful, and he now wielded his sword with both his hands. However, even with this determination in winning this fight, he was still getting pushed back. He was baffled at his superiority, but the battle was far from over. Now that the two had traversed the catwalk during the entirety of their duel, the door rose up and allowed the two access into the next chamber. This chamber, being vast in size, had much more wiring, tubes, and other contraptions hanging everywhere. In the center was a large, thick layered glass surrounding three other cylinders of glass containing many strips of what looked like copper wiring. On the far end of the curving room, however, there was a control panel stationed right in front of similar screens that was spread across the previous chamber.
"If you were to win, what would that accomplish?! You have no end goal! You're nothing but a lost soul wondering a realm that is anything but your own! You fight for those that don't matter to you!"

>>9120133
(You have any plans to play anyone other than DMG at the moment?)

>>9120041
A-Another one?
>Anon looks nervously at the mechanic, wondering if she might have found out about his lie. He then looks down to his pants after realizing that his concealed manhood was making the space in between it and the denim much more tighter. Quickly turning around, he gives her a nod and says
Sure...
>before he crosses his arms and begins to think again. With his cock gradually swelling up, it had much more sway in his thinking processes than his brain, and the lecherous thoughts and day dreams he had flowed through it like water. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shift his what he thought of to anything else, until he began to think about the mechanic herself, and how great her body looked. He ultimately gives up trying, and instead asks her for his final reading.
W-What does it say about me now? Anything lewd?

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>>9120208
I'm also doing something in private. Not at this moment, sorry </3

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Would you?

>>9120232
Don't worry about it. Hopefully I'll be around later if you do.

>>9120087
>mfw 2017 lost so many ava's it's so hard to keep track

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>>9120133
>The mechanic silently cheered for herself as the mage read off all of her results, showing that the machine was still in somewhat working order. The thesaurus add-on she installed had already come back online after a only a minute of sucking. Making the girl cum would likely have enough of a shock on the machine to start it back up again, like smacking the static out of an old television.
Mm mmph hm!
>Her words of encouragement were a little muffled by the presence of the dick pinning down her tongue, and she gave a small thumbs up to punctuate her positive comment. Not waiting for the witchy girl to read out the rest of the words on screen, Mei brought both of her hands to the magician's plump rear, eagerly massaging the cheeks and using them as leverage to force her cock further into the depths of her throat. She gave them a small spank, trying to make her buck her hips, and attempted to milk her dry with her flitting tongue.

>>9120211
>She studies the device, giving it another once over. Her eyes zoom in as she reads it off, clearly attempting to make sense of what it read.
Yeah. Yeah, kind of. It just says "Mei" and then "arousal" right after it. Mei isn't an emotion.
>Looking back up at him, the pieces start to fall into place.
Wait, hold on a minute. W-Were you fantasizing about me?

>>9120249
That's why there's a chart.
>Insert the Pure/Lewd to Cute/Sexy graph

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>>9120310

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>>9120266
>As the hands of the mechanic slapped onto the backside of the mage she dropped the small device to the side, her cock twitching in the back of her throat and her entire body tightening as she pushed forward, filling her entire throat she couldn't wait any longer, her legs shook and her massive fat cock pulsed one last time before shooting it's sticky, sweet load into the mouth of Mei. Rope after hot rope filled her mouth and gullet as she melted in pleasure, her plump bottom tightening from the light abuse, just enough to set her off.

>>9120310
But I was talking to the guy asking for an update babe.
>Also pure/lewd chart has like 4 people who are gone and everyone else is already in the list

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>>9120180
>Owain's resolve remains unshaken as his fingers grip his blade to the point of pain, the dull throbbing of his aching digits doing little to quell his assault. Noticing the increasingly violent and amateurish sword fighting of his opponent he begins to evade rather than block, using the flat of his blade to deflect the irate man's attacks. Once entering the room the blonde swordsman allows himself a cursory glance across the metallic landscape, fixing his eyes once more on Descole. Even as sparks fly from the repeated clashing of the males blades he speaks, his words fueled by the same fire that burns within his opponent.
"Protecting the lives of the innocent is the only reason I came once again to engage you in combat! My soul may not be pure but I will not stand idly by while a crazed mad man destroys all that some hold dear!"
>After a rather heavy blow Owain rolls to the side, using the open space to sprint past Descole towards the glass cylinder that awaits in the center of the room. He grits his teeth and throws the entirety of his body against the see through container, a sizable dent spreading from the place of impact. Dazed for a moment he immediately swings the flat of his blade against it, shattering it into tiny pieces. Realizing his back was turned he returns his attention back to Descole, his shoulder tinged in crimson from fresh cuts caused by the shards of glass.
"You're much less sure than you were a few moments ago! Do you finally realize that you're not far above the people you insult? That even after your platitudes and reassurances you are still a mortal man and have the capacity to fail!?"

>>9120322
Who the hell is the top pure/cute person, never even heard of them

>>9120266
N-Not at all! I was just thinking about, uh...
>Anon tries to make up an excuse, but as the only thing in his mind were lewd thoughts, he just couldn't. He takes a deep breath, and resigns to tell her the truth.
F-Fine...Your machine isn't broken. I was thinking about lewd thoughts all the time.
>He turns back around soon after he's done speaking, showing the mechanic the erection that he was trying so hard to hide.
I might've got carried away though, since I did think about you soon after...

>>9120353
>Owain godmodding immediately as he starts an rp

>>9120041
>Right on cue within seven seconds, anon devotes all his attention to staring back at the pink haired inventor's butt again. He follows her over.
What else was your baby supposed to be able to do?

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Is it safe?

>>9120396
Check again in five weeks

>>9120396
Yes.
>Kicks Boco back to Lurking

>>9120322
>still not on a chart.

life is pain.

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>>9120396
"Is that a cute bird?"

"I think it is."

"Should we eat it?"

"Let's."

>>9120409
>Doesn't add himself like Nina, Hellboy and that one with the white hair next to lucoa

>>9120424
A-Awoo?

>>9120406

Yes sir.

>>9120424

Well, at least they called me cute.

>>9120443
>Not knowing who Sponty is
Really, nigga?

>>9120443
>and wendy
you pleb

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>>9120424
"Leave the bird alone, he's strange but means no harm." The man said, almost exasperatedly.

>>9120491
>almost calls him MCR
oh hey original Hanzo, how's it hanging?

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>>9120330
>Greedily swallowing down the mage's hot seed down her gullet, Mei's hands fumbled as she attempted to locate her notes before she forgot her observations about the cum. Hot, thick, potent. Implication of internal testes or magic allowing semen to be stored directly in the shaft. Her tongue lapped away at the still-throbbing penis as she wrote, quickly cleaning up the mess of cum and finishing it off with a small kiss on the tip.
Excellent. Thanks for participating in my little study! So, what did the scanner say at the end?
>Noticing that the device wasn't in the mage's hand, her gaze traveled down to the spot it's resting on the floor, clearly having been dropped by the clumsy girl. Mei frantically crawled over to it and picked it up, only to be dismayed that there was a crack in the display.
You...you blonde bimbo! You broke it even worse than it was when we started! Ugh, I'll have to go find another LCD panel...
>She stands up, giving the girl a kiss on the nose before sprinting off to her work station.
Make sure you come around again so I can study your magic! Just try not to touch any more of my babies!

>>9120372
>Mei awkwardly blinks back at him, passing the device between her hands.
Why? There's nothing especially erotic in here. I mean, if I had a magazine or something for you to look at, it'd make sense. But I don't have a clue where this could be coming from...

>>9120384
Bleh, weren't you listening? It's supposed to be able to read your thoughts. But all it's doing is reading emotions. You were right that's it busted, because it can't even do that. Now can I just repair this baby in peace, please?

>>9120515
You available for another rp? Don't want to just jump in.

>>9120515
Do you do pissplay?

>>9120506
You're kind of sad, in how you flail about

>>9120547
PEEANON STOP THAT

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>>9120515
>(That was a lot of fun! Hope you enjoyed too! Sorry I'm bad at post cum scenes, but I think that's a good place to leave off <3)

>>9120561
Hey, I'm just asking.
What about you? Do you do pissplay?

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>>9120491
"Who is that?"

"Dragon man."

"Who?"

"I know him."

"Oh... Is he nice?"

"He wore the head of a wolf whilst talking to me once."

"That's pretty bad."

"Know what else is bad? Missing nap time."

"Oh, right! We only stopped by to try and eat the bird. Nap time again!"

"Good night, dragon man.

>>9120491
>>9120593
C U C K E D

>>9120515
Well...although most minds are pretty fickle, a man's mind is bound to think about erotic thoughts sooner or later. I was just unlucky enough to start thinking about lewd things when we started to test the readings.
>Anon moves his hand to the back of his head and scratches at it.
B-Besides, you've got a nice body yourself!, so it's no wonder why I wouldn't think about those kinds of thoughts. I don't think there's a person out there that wouldn't agree with me!

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>>9120506
It's going very well, all that shitposting made me listen to Black Parade again and I am ashamed.

>>9120593
Watching the two converse was, strange. Then again, anyone who was an acquaintance to that girl was going to be nothing if not weird.
"I, uhm. Sleep well, the both of you." Taking a second to figure out how to react, with a graceful bow of the head, he saw the two off.

>>9120658
Danger Days > The Black Parade

>>9120515
Squid?

>>9120658
>mfw you listened aswell and cringed remembering middle school
nothing to be ashamed of there.

>>9120673
I agree on this. Danger days was so good, I was surprised. Felt like an entirely new band after releasing that shit before. Black parade felt like they forced themselves to write thaf shit.

>>9120547
I do piss play

>>9120717
I'm not saying that The Black Parade was shitty, just that Danger Days was way better.
Also the Conventional Weapons EPs and The Mad Gear and Missile Kid are super underrated and it's a shame nobody talks about them.

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>>9120353
>With a single slash of his sword, wielding immense strength generated from pure anger alone, he slammed the blade into the metal plating, completely missing his target whom had rolled away from his valiant blow. The sword dug deep into the scrap, causing it to be wedged into place, and quite the challenge to remove as well. Descole, with his eyes fixed on Owain, traced his movement to the secondary engine cells. Eyes widening under his mask, and his mouth agape to what his eyes behold, he witnessed as the warrior threw his form right into the glass. Once, twice was the successful push, and then the sound of glass shattering rang throughout the chamber. Grabbing his steel blade backhandedly, Descole yanked it right out of the flooring and began to dash right for him, his movements becoming more unpredictable by the moment. With a twist of his sword into the proper forward position into his palm, he grasped the hilt in both hands.
"You idiot! You would injure yourself for the sake of others?! This is why warriors like you fell in the past, you're so eager to get yourselves killed over the lives that wouldn't dare free their minds enough to remember you!"
>Raising his sword skyward, he quickly took to the air and slashed his sword downward with a fierce amount of strength. His teeth, gritting in anger, his skin, dripping in sweat with the rush of both adrenaline and fatigue, and his hair, becoming more exposed from the wig of his hat, he was becoming a perfect picture of a man falling apart. However, his voice, his anger, his determination to continue with the duel showed he will not let up, even if the odds were not in his favor. Landing on the ground, the glass of the damaged engine safety glass cracked under his feet, but this didn't matter, his shoes seemed to not be phased by the sharp shards. Behind Owain, however, the exposed wiring began to spark and smoke from the glass slicing the wires alone, showing a minor amount of damage.

So where's Switch Dog?

>>9120795
>Didn't here the news
I'm sorry bud but old yeller had rabies and we had to put it down

>>9120795
Switch Dog was Shygal, so good luck trying to ERP with that

>>9120795
She was a stacked plant and a shy sweater girl a couple days ago. See if you can find her sometime.

>>9120720
Hi FP

WAKE UP EVERYBODY!

>>9120885
Nope I'm trying to play overmeme

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>>9120885
Don't yell, i'm awake

>>9120839
Hi anon

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>>9120885
The wolves just dozed off, and believe me; you do not want to wake them abruptly.

>>9120930
Can I see your furry tits?

>>9120927
Is that a tail?

Who's the rarest ava that barely comes around anymore?

>People that quit don't count

Reveal to the thread the darkest RP you've been wanting to try.

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>>9120962
is an ass-antenna, is not that obvious? i'm just kidding, Of course is a tail and?

>>9121014
Misaki I think, or Jun maybe.

>>9121014
Chloe

>>9120815
>>9120832
Does the who rped as those girls have a Discord?

>>9121020
Getting the living shit out beaten out of me before being raped while being degraded and beaten further.
(Generally I only get in the mood to do it when I'm feeling really depressed.)

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>>9120945
Just this once~
Have to go back to working on finals...for now!

>>9121043
Uhmm...well, you can't really blame me if my attention is drawn somewhere else. Ass antenna is really appropriate.

>>9121142
>Shaves

>>9121014
Blake

>>9121142
Ah, lovely as always.
And alright, good luck!

>>9121014
Momohime.

>>9121126
Hi Boco

>>9121116
Shy!#2773

LeakAnon: Out

>>9121202
I'm not Boco.

>>9121020
Knife abd bloodplay, but I worry about it coming off as edgy and getting memed about so much

>>9121020
Tearing a person limb from limb and stringing their intestines around the room like streamers.

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>>9120781
>Owain has little knowledge of machinery but knows whatever would be protected must have been important in some way. Watching the previously suave man screech his insults at him filled him with a small bit of accomplishment, the crimson ichor leaking from his wounds dulled by the shallow victory. Owain's body was drenched in sweat and aching all over, finding even the act of raising his sword to fight a herculean act. The blonde haired swordsman scoffs at the man's words, responding in turn.
"A selfish cretin such as yourself would have no idea what a true warrior yearns for in the heat of battle! These injuries are nothing if I can stop scum that I deem unfit to complete their dastardly deeds!"
>Watching the crazed man approach him he sees bloodlust in every one of his actions, finding the man's stamina frightening with how it seems inexhaustible. Owain anticipates the attack and manages to stumble to the right, the sword catching a glancing strike to his shoulder, cleaving a bit of his tunic and tissue with the strike. Owain's teeth grind together in response, catching himself on his back heel as he throws out one last desperate swipe towards the man. His blade cuts clean through the currently sparking wires, cleaving them in two before coming into contact with Descole's blade. His desperate gamble exhausted Owain stumbles backwards and falls to one knee, his dominant arm dripping droplets of blood onto the floor.

>>9121020
Giantess with cunt insertion.

>>9121020
A kind of mindbreak RP that involves me and an immortal. They'd force and taunt me to mutilate their body as much as possible without killing them, slowly causing me to lose my humanity.

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>>9121161
Well, I was born with a tail on my big fat ass, pretty much it gives style to my ass

>>9121308
>mfw this happened a few months ago and got super fucking strange.

>>9121020
I've been wanting to try something, but i'm ashamed every time I think about it. Not sure I could even talk about it as anon.

>>9121362
Wish I could've seen it. I always love the psychological aspects of mindbreak.

>>9121363
You're anon, anon. Let it out!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xjvTXXlveG8

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>>9121389
I want to try... handholding.

>>9121440
Fucking pervert.

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>>9121440
You fucking disgust me.

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>>9121440

YOU SICK FUCK!

>>9121020
I just want to be held captive as a male and fucked over and over until sex is my only source of pleasure

>>9121343
Style indeed~
>Anon tries his hardest to not stare at the women's plump to rear, struggling to keep his eyes on her's
S-so what kinda stuff can you do with that tail?

>>9121242
>>9121308
Reminder that everyone who is into guro is fucked in the head.

>>9121470
By men or women?

>>9121490
Guro does nothing to me sexually. I just find it super interesting and fun to type out.

>>9121508
still fucked in the head bro.

>>9121490
Is this a surprise or something?

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>>9121490
>not being fucked in the head

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>>9121486
Oh boy, there's things that not even humans with more than 18 can know ~
>She knows what the anon wants to do, making a smu-looking face while looking at him
What things you would do to this tail?

>>9121497
Either

>>9121557
>smug *

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>>9121244
>The successful slice into the warrior's shoulder was more than enough to sedate he emotions that starved for blood. However, when his sword was ejected from his flesh with the meager counter of his blade, he snapped back into reality. His contorted face, once expressing an emotion of pure rage, relaxed into a simple frown. The masked man took a few steps back away from the injured warrior, examining the crimson liquid that stained his blade. It was as if such an action was foreign to him. He gripped the sword, the blade shaking within his grasp, showing that he was enacting a lot of force into that single grasp alone. One could only wonder what thoughts were going through this man's mind. However, his thoughts were soon interrupted by the surge of their environment, causing him to stumble back until he was able to recollect his balance. The wires, sparking and burning and even causing minor combustions to small explosions spewed glass and scrap across the room. A siren started to go off, and Descole was quick to look to his right then back towards the control panel within the distance. The screens surround it were flashing something fierce, and Descole, within his moment of concern, dropped his sword and quickly dashed over to the table of buttons, dials, and switches. He examined each screen, his mind racing on what to do.
"No, no, it couldn't have been damaged so easily..."
>Descole, grabbing levers and flicking switches, made attempts to salvage the situation, but his efforts were in vain. No matter how hard he tried, the siren continues to shout, and the tremors started to get worse. Knowing there was not more he could do to save his masterpiece from meeting its end, he quickly turned to face Owain, the cold fact drawing to his mind that he left himself completely open for an attack this entire time.

>>9121513
Just pointing it out unless they were in any illusions about it. Avoid people who are into guro if you can, high likelihood of actual psychos that take pleasure in playing with and hurting other people.

>>9121570
Hot. I'd totally use you, anon.

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>>9119966
Yeeeaaaaah!

>>9121635
Oh boy, do we have another boogeyman? Someone inform Kinx that she's an actual psycho who toys with people!

>>9121635
Wow I didn't know that!! Thanks Captain Insight.

>>9121652
I didn't know I needed this until now

What if you want a succubus to kill you with kisses and/or sex? Is that messed up?

>>9121614
Is this seriously going to go anywhere or are you two going to keep jerking each other off?

>>9121635
>WHO IS KINX

>>9121635
Aaaaaaaand? I'm just fucked in the head. I fantasize about murdering hundreds of people. Doesn't mean I do it though.

>>9121690
Who is Kinx?

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>>9121670
Depends on how messed up you already are ~

>>9121670
Hi Boco.

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>>9121672
They're going to fuck in the end.

>>9121672
I haven't been paying mind to it, buuuut it's some battle between them, right?
I shudder to imagine how much planning must've gone into it

>>9121714

Quite a bit.

>>9121715

Hai, Boco des.

>>9121672
>>9121716
no they aren't. Owain does this shit all the time

>>9121714
Love the character, but that art style is really fucking offputting for some reason.

>>9121652
>hot bird bitch
Nice.

>>9121723
It's something they could've done on Discord. I don't see why they have to fill the thread with this shit if it's just going to be them showing off how much they can write. They could just ERP.

>>9121714
>160
That artist has a robot OC too right? I can barely find art for em

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>>9121652
NO. PLEASE. I LIKE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

>Combat RP in ERP
>0% erotic
Why?

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I'll be that monkey!

>>9121743
Because Owain is an actual egotist dude, i was fine with this type of shit constantly in discords but only he would bring it here.
>>9121716
They've been at it for 4 days

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>>9121614
>Instead of finding a blonde maniac with eyes full of rage ready to strike him down, Descole is met with the sight of a fearful man sheathing his blade, the violent tremors and rocking causing his flight instincts to come to the forefront of his mind. His sword is sheathed shakily into his scabbard before he makes a mad dash over the shards of glass, boots clanging against the metallic floor as he heads towards the entrance which they entered moments prior. Owain's vision becomes hazy from the adrenaline and the blood loss, only seeing his path to fight another day. The blonde haired man's quick escape leads him back down the catwalk as he tries to find a route of escape, occasionally stumbling from the earthquake like tremors that threaten to make him tumble to the floor. Looking back over his shoulder at the man's whose plans were ruined he offers a small smile before disappearing down the corridor into the smaller chamber. Owain yells loudly, hoping that Descole can hear him over the rumbling of the machine.
"Victory is mine this day but death is not a fitting end for my tale!"
>The sound of footfalls heading down steps begins to become quieter and quieter, leaving Descole to ruminate on his plans with his life still in his grasp.

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Another cycle of seasons has passed us by and I can't help
I wonder I wonder I wonder just where you are now
I hear from everyone that you are different
And that you are yet more beautiful than before

Whoa whoa

If you say that you are happier now
And that's just the way you feel about everything now
Well then I guess it's just the way
That it is

>>9121767
I like how this monkey looks!

>>9121767
Welcome back perverted monkey butt. I was expecting you to come back earlier.

>>9121557
I-I'd jerk myself off with it, while looking at your ass of course.
>He spoke his intentions warily, not wanting to look desperate to her.

>>9121756
Because Owain that's why. This is why people constantly accuse him of being an attention whore.

>>9121656
Not trying to make a meme just saying my opinion famalam.

>>9121690
>>9121706
Never actually met them maybe they are the exception that proves the rule, who knows.

>>9121783
>Paul's card used to be somewhat varied and colorful
>Now it's just edgy black shitposting avas

>>9121731
Well, nothing is perfect in life
>>9121750
>(Yup, I only know about mirabelle, didnt read about the others)
>(also 300+ images of mirabelle)

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>>9121813
Oldest card I still have is this one, before then there was LD obviously

Guess so, idk

>>9121814
That's more Mirabelle than I found, where did you look?
I think I always mispell his name

>>9121783
Fuck off Paul.

And now Paul's here.

Fucking great.

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>>9120533
>>9120547
>>9120567
>>9120639
>>9120688
>power goes out while I'm in the middle of typing up my reply
>have to sit down and listen to the storm for nearly half an hour while I wait for it to come back

(Sorry for leaving you all hanging like that, I'm back now. Gimme a little bit to write my replies up.)

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>>9121662
Sadly that's the only image using a hot design for Kazooie.

>>9121742
>>9121755
Don't worry. There's like 1 or 2 images. I can't ERP as Kazooie even If I wanted.

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>>9121814
>forgot image

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>>9121842
I've been here?

>>9121852
It's fine! Just hope that everything is going alright in your part of the world.

>>9121853
That's your entire human Kazooie collection? Fuck people need to commission more of that

>>9121854
Where is that thickie from?

>>9121831
Looks nice, did you play both of the skeleton sisters (sorry their name escapes me right now) or just one?

>>9121782
This is the most pointless ending to the most pointless RP I've ever read

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>>9121787
Really? Well, you don't too bad actually. I'd fuck you If I was a man.

>>9121789
Yeeeaaah I couldn't come back earlier because like this girly right here >>9121852 I had a power outage. I guess it's our destiny.

So.. How are we doing? Where are the cuties?

>>9121888
Truer words were never spoken.

>>9121888
did you expect more from Owain petting his giant fucking ego?

>>9121888
No, the most pointless RP you've ever read is in HG.

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>>9121885
Both

Leaned more towards Scardelita, the eyepatch one but they kinda came as a package deal.
Idk, kinda lost interest in the character after awhile

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>>9121852
Don't worry about it! Loves and kisses <3 PM me on discord sometime

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>>9121835
>(I looked on some of the artist pages)
>>9121790
So that was your real intentions, huh? I'm fine with it, do you... want to do that now?
>Mirabelle eyes look down to his cock, not expecting too much of his size

>>9121903
Well who's to say that we can't fuck, hm? I'm a man alright, and you're a woman, so it's pretty much natural.

>>9121921
Fuck off Paul.

>>9121903
I'm doing good, better with you back. Now what kind of monkeying around are you feeling up to today oh connoisseur of smut?

>>9121852
I feel like having a close up shot of your avas eyes is now a must, they look cool.

Anyone want a Shiki Ichinose Ava?

Or anyone from Idolmaster?

>>9121906
Reminder that Owain's writing is objectively no better than a seventh grader's.

>>9121921
>Paul losing interest in his best characters
Isn't that like a sign of depression or something

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>>9121883
Surely you mean the robot, right? she is fatter than me, Ha..ha..

>>9121960
The only idolmaster character I know is the MILF-y looking business executive. I wouldn't mind her as an ava.

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>>9121947
Do you ever get tired of posting that?

>>9121963
Yes
I'd ask myself why I feel like shit right now, but I already know

haha I'm so drunk xdddd

>>9121960
Are you looking to pick one up, or looking for one? I'd love a Ranko or Kaede

>>9121963
well what'd you expect? He put himself in such a deep hole he could never climb out. At first it seemed like he was burying his own grave but with all his fuck ups it looks like he was digging for a way to torture himself. I think in all honesty he at first enjoyed the attention but now it's the only form of socialization he gets. Of course he'd be depressed Anon he fucked up his own life here, guarantee he fucked it up irl.

>>9121921
Happens to the best, some cards are huge to kinda avoid that happening. But it's pointless when you have a card of 14 and only 2 get picked ever.

>>9121963
>Best character
He dropped it because he tried to RP with DMG but got cold feet and sperged out.
Like why he dropped 2B, he tried to RP but he sperged out.
Or why he dropped 90% of his characters.

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>>9121985
>Drunk
Prepare for the shitstorm

>>9121985
Fuck off Paul.

>>9121975
I wouldn't call you fat, you're sexy. Thick just means your curves are in all the right places, and the curves make you even better to cuddle and fuck with.
>Anon smacks Mirabelle's ass
(But where is she from? is she an OC?)

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>>9122002
Huge?
I have a list

Ahem

Avas played list, in no particular order (parentheses indicates where I played them)

Lord Dominator (ERP, HG, shitposting)
The little black cube of darkness (ERP)
Eve (ERP)
Count Bleck (Shitposting)
Vivian (ERP)
Princess Peach (DMG bait)
Shygal (ERP, /TF2G/ shitposting)
Gardevoir (ERP)
Magearna (ERP)
Tsareena (ERP)
Goodra (ERP)
Candice (Showderp)
Toxapex (Shitposting)
Hex maniac (ERP)
Mewtwo (ERP)
Nanu (depression/shitposting)
Celesteela (Shitposting)
Tapu lele (ERP)
Marie (/TF2G/ shitposting)
Panty (ERP)
Stocking (/SSBG/ shitposting)
Joshua Graham (HG)
Legion (HG)
Undyne (ERP, HG)
Red (HG)
r63 Asriel (ERP)
TF2 Spy (ERP)
TF2 Soldier (ERP shitposting, HG)
Scardelita + Adelita Sanchez (ERP)
Marceline (Depression)
Tracer (Shitposting)
Roadhog (ERP)
Squigly (ERP)
Valentine (ERP)
Veran (ERP)
r63 Purple guy (Shitposting)
Dyes Iwasaki (HG)
Lewis (HG)
Scaramouch (HG)
Pyrocynical (ERP, shitposting)
Handsome jack (Shitposting, HG)
Paige (ERP, HG)
Sapphire (ERP)
Pearl (ERP)
Issac Clarke (HG)
Alissa Vincent (ERP)
Anahita (ERP)
B4nny (Shitposting)
Parker (ERP)
Angel Dust (ERP)
Ms. Mayhem (ERP)
Glossi (ERP)
2B (ERP?)

>>9122007
Vodka is my only friend

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>>9120533
(My maximum is two anons at once, and it looks like I've only got one person going right now. Would you like it with Mei, or would you prefer if I posted my card?)

>>9120547
(No, sorry.)

>>9120567
(It was great! And not to worry, I tried to come up with something cute for the ending. I always suspect post-cum scenes are only gonna be about a post long, anyway.)

>>9120639
Not a person out there, huh? Well, I'd have to take a pretty basic survey for that to have any scientific validity. I don't imagine most people would be too crazy about me, anyway. Studies show that girls with breasts that are on the smaller side and butts that aren't exactly great to be only approved by about 34% of the population in double-blind studies.
>She gives him a side-eyed glance, starting to feel her cheeks heat up at the realization of what he meant.
U-Unless you're trying to say that you're a part of that minority...?

>>9120688
(Huh?)

>>9122025
(Yes. http://riendonut.tumblr.com/)

>>9121960
I'd like a Takane myself.

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>>9121903
>You don't too bad
You don't look too bad*
AAAH!

>>9121934
Ohhh yeah... About that... You're pretty cute and everything but I'd rather see you fucking with other guys instead of me.

>>9121953
I am waiting to see If I can hook up some cuties around here. You know, make out. The place it's a bit dead I think and the turbo sluts are mostly sleeping it seems like.
Maaaybe I should go and read something in the meantime.

>>9122032
All those avas hand yet you're still shit at roleplaying.

>>9122033
(I'm fine with Mei. But can I get some back story or an opener at the least? I don't know where she is from

>>9121978
Mishiro? Hmm, not really interested in her. If you mean Ritsuko then I might be interested.
>>9121990
Kaede would be fun. I might try out the lesser known ones too just to see if people here like them.
>>9122050
Takane is one of my favorites, will consider her.

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>>9122058
How am I shit at something I never do?

>>9122070
there in lies your answer, you never do it reinforcing the idea that you're shit. Prove them wrong shit head.

>>9122064
I think it's Mishiro. Post a picture of her?

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>>9122084
I don't want to

>>9121928
>Anon blushes at the girl's forward nature, offering to help him get off to her. Not one to turn down the chance, he quickly pulls out his semi erect member, holding it in his hand as he approached her.
Y-yes please, if it's okay with you.

>>9122051
And I guess making out with me is out the window? Damn, I've been waiting all day to do shit with you. Why not read a loud then? If so much as a boob job is out of the question.

>>9122064
Nice. Looking forward to it.

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>>9122089
Here ya go. I might choose Shiki because she seems to be the one I can make most believable to be down to fuck anytime. Might try out the others though.

>>9122105
Why are you still here?

>>9121904
>>9121906
>>9121888
Buddy we have Paul and anons shitting yellow into trash cans, your forced hate meme is just getting really fucking stake in comparison.

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>>9122115
You've been waiting all day to do shit with me? Aah c'mon, you can do somethig with me, it's alright. I can be your muse for your jerk off session and you can grope me a bit, what do you think?
>And before she can even respond, Kanbaru was already stripping, pulling down her shorts and throwing away her shirt. In a matter of seconds, her bra falls to the floor and her panties drop on her ankles. Completely naked in front of the man without any kind of shame.
See? It's not that bad actually. We can still do stuff. Aaand I wouldn't mind If you promise me to have some gay sex in front of me. That'd be reaaallly cool.

>>9122186
You're still an egotistical piece of shit, Owain.

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>>9122168
She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar-pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left back
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

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>>9122025
I rather you call me curvy, thick is not a nice word at all
>When she feeled the smack her face expression changes
Oh I see what your doing, nice place to put your hand by the way
(yes, she is an oc)
>>9122111
Very good from a semi-erect penis, now let me help you
>Mirabelle turns around, showing him her gorgeous-looking ass, her tail moves right away to his cock and then wrap it
tell me when you're ready ~

>>9122186
>Shitting into yellow trashcans
Care to explain?

>>9122153
Yeah, she's the one I was thinking of.

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>>9122186
>forced hate meme
>when Owain himself perpetuates it

>>9122198
>Actual question
>Paul breaks down into Nirvana lyrics again

Just fucking accept it you idiot
Whatever you're looking for, you're not gonna find here

>>9121831
You up to play as Eve?

>>9122224
>Three of those are obviously him
>One telling you fucks to stop shitposting people
wow what a dick

>>9122232
He doesn't rp anymore, it's paul

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>>9122227
What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
I'm married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezeburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

>>9122232
Give me something

>>9122197
Sure I'm owain. Whatever quells your manbaby temper tantrum pal, if you're gonna be a faggot at least be less annoying than the people you bitch about. It's getting old fag.

>>9122227
He's looking for someone to let him abuse them.

>>9122244
The fact that they ditched the anon trying to chat with them to lyric post is all that you should need to see what they're like

>>9122207
Alright, sorry man I don't really feel like playing her. Hope you understand.

>>9122033
Breasts on the smaller side? Are you kidding me?
>Anon walks to where Mei stood and plants his palms right on her bare shoulders, then stares deeply into her strange yellow eyes.
Your breasts are absolutely perfect! They have the right size and shape that I've always dreamed about! But I wouldn't know anything about your butt, since I've yet to see it. Even so, I'm glad to be part of the minority, and I'm not lying this time. I bet that baby of yours would show how happy I am about it!
>He then gives her a warm smile, followed by removing his hands from her shoulders.
Now, in order to validate what you said, we're going to have to perform a small experiment with that rear of yours. Who knows whether it truly falls in the "not so great" category?

>>9122267
Nah I totally get it, don't worry bro.

>>9122224
Way to run your false flag into the ground m8. I so believe this is real.

>>9122255
>at least be less annoying than the people you bitch about

I dunno, man. Filling the thread with pointless RP that went nowhere just to show off how he can type better than sixth grader is a bit much.

>>9122196
I'll have gay sex infront of you if I ever find the time, partner, and you all at once. It's a shame I'll only have one hand to grope with you, but I guess I'll have to make do. Even after all of this waiting and even promising you such a perverted show.
>He plays up the drama, swaying back and forth as he pulls down his pants. He does a small spin as he steps out, leaving him bottomless and posed against her. His left hand moves to grip his cock and his right hand reaches up to give her monkey butt a worthy squeeze.
Think you'll be willing to let someone inside ya sometime or is that an impossible prize?

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>>9122253
>throws anti shitpost spray at the angry boy.

>>9122224
>It's this clingy beta fag again
Well no wonder the thread has been shit.

>>9122224
I have seen this 'proof' and read it over a dozen times now and I literally can't fathom how this proves anything. He's not saying anything incriminating, in fact, he barely is hiding the fact that it's Owain.

What is the purpose of this meme you're trying to force.

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>>9122283

>>9122312
>Paul has issues
I keked too hard.

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>>9122256
Abuse me

9122298
I'd prefer if you did not reply to me again.

>>9122286
And you just derailed everyone's good time by blogging about your Ava hate. Bravo, now can you fuck off?

>>9122340
When we goina do the slime cock thing~

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>>9122347
Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still haven't had my fulfill

In the someday what's that sound?

Broken heart and broken bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels
One more quirky cliche'd phrase
You're the one I wanna refill

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>>9122364
>Throws more anti shitpost spray.
gooo awaaaay.

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>wanted to rp
>depression rears its head and shitposters come out
I guess I'll just watch it all go to shit.

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>>9122312
>Defending Paul so you can shit on Owain
Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9122312
Hi Paul's discord Alt.

>>9122380
>gives you the succ

>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.

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9122379
Stop

>>9122396
That's Owain

>>9122380
Who is you.
Are you Adachi?

>Owain
>Paul
>Chat
>Adachi

Can this thread even be saved?

>Some guy requests Paul to RP
>Paul responds by posting shitty songs
I'm surprised

>>9122253
How are you doing, demon sister?

>>9122424
No.

>>9122410
>Paul is the one forcing the Owain hate
Of fucking course

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>>9122061
(She's from My Hero Academia. Her character is basically that she's really good with machines, always calls her inventions her "babies", and is a little unhinged. Basically just a pretty simple gearhead archetype with a little sprinkle of weird and obsessive. Most of my openers with her usually just operate under the pretense of anon helping her out with an invention or study. It can be about pretty much anything; it wouldn't be that far out there for her to be performing a study where she needs to see anon's dick and things escalate from there, for example.)

>>9122280
Well, I suppose science generally does favor the majority opinion. And even though I can't get a grant for researching your weird tastes, I suppose it's only fair me to investigate!
>Mei spins on her heel, bending herself over her workbench and presenting her ass to the anon. Rummaging through her nearby toolbox, she pulls out a few measuring tools - rulers, calipers, measuring tape - and passes them back to him.
So, you're gonna be taking ratio measurements, right? Hips to waist. We'll need as much data as we can get to compare your tastes with some other peoples'. Ooh, do you need to write them down? I've probably got a marker around here somewhere...

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>>9122424
We were beyond saving a year ago

Can you believe it's been over a year since me and him started?

>>9122431
I asked him to give me a starter
Still waiting

>>9122445
The name in the screenshot is Owain

>>9122433
Is that it?

>>9122410
>Paul deflecting again and being too pussy to link properly
Like pottery, stop forcing Ava hate to hide the fact people just hate you.

>>9122431
Happened yesterday too, someone even asked to move it to discord

>>9122445
>Implying hate needs to be forced on Owain after he's been caught
lol

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>>9122410
You saying stop only makes me want to do this more to you, just like you keep on with your own shitposting.

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>>9122397
I'm just blogging. Ignore me.
>>9122419
>>9122424
N-Not actually Adachi. Just using a pic that fits the situation. Because this thread is fucking shit.

>>9122482
Hi Paul.

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>>9122477
I don't think I need to hide it? Pretty obvious

>>9122455
(got it, give me a few minutes to get a decent opener.)

>>9122488
Wrong, but nice try Owain.

>>9122482
Paul stop forcing this and just fuck off, nothing bad was happening until you anon posted your bullshit.

>>9122201
>At the sight of her bubble butt, his cock shot up, now full of life. Her tail grabbed him, much more gentle than he was expecting, but a bit more firm than a hand.
I'm ready, can I touch your butt while we do this?

>>9122485
Oh. Excuse me then, I was worried.

I'll fuck you lady, what rings you got? I ain't no bitch that's discouraged by a little Paul posting and Owain memeing.

Hit me with your best.

>>9122503
>These deflects
If you're still gonna be a whiny faggot go somewhere people give a shit.

>>9122504
See: >>9122224

>>9122455
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.

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Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling so sedated
Think I'll just give in

Taking medication
Till my stomach's full
Neither side is sacred
Crawling in the hole

The grass is greener over here
You're the fog that keeps it clear
Re-inventing what we knew
Taken time is all but true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling so sedated
But I can't give in

Taking medication
Till my stomach's full
Feelin' so sedated
When I'm in my home

The grass is greener over here
You're the fog that keeps it clear
Re-inventing what we knew
Taken time is weird but true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Neither side is sacred
No one wants to win
Feeling so sedated
We all just give in

Taking medication
Till my stomach's full
Feelin' so sedated
When I'm in my home

The grass is greener over here
You're the fog that keeps it clear
Re-inventing what we knew
Learn from history, all that’s true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

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>>9122294
>She jolted, looking down at the man and how hard he was gripping his cock. Kanbaru waves her butt from side to side in a teasing manner, winking at him.
It's not an impossible prize, not at all. But It's something you have to work very hard to get. And besides... This place is full of sluts and flamming homosexuals, right? Having a threesome or an orgy is very natural. I wouldn't mind.~
>Raising her leg a little bit, she brushes her smooth skin on his shaft as his hands keeps holding his meat rod. Kanbaru presses her naked body against the man, squeezing her breasts on him to let him feel her warm bare body as she tilts her head to a side to whisper into his ear.
I wanna see you frotting with another guy. Promise me that and you can rub your shaft on my pussy. What do you think?

>>9122525
Literally says nothing.

Can we report someone for spamming song lyrics or will the mods not pay attention to that?

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>>9122503
>Implying Paul hasn't been caught forcing hate just to derail the threads
Sure buddy, you just keep anon defending yourself. We promise that big bad Owain will go away if you cry hard enough, maybe DMG and Fronk will too!

>>9122567
>>9122552
>>9122523
Look at those gayass vampire posts. Do you really think I could be Paul with barely 10 seconds between my posts and his?

Paul is a cancerous retard, but Owain is a different type of cancer.

>Paul forcing hate on Owain
>Owain forcing hate on Mecha
>Mecha forcing hate on Lupin

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>>9122573
Does that mean Lupin is the one posting "Fuck off, Paul"?

>>9122547
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.

>>9122593
No. Everyone is posting "Fuck off, Paul."

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>>9122601
Ohh c'mon man. I might be a monkey but I don't play with shit. You're disgusting.

>>9122572
>Wnining that the whole thread must be one person or to get you
Fuck is this Paul or did Trash shitter wake up today?

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>>9122622

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>>9122509
is more than fine for me, but please don't cum to much on my tail, cum plus tail is a bad combination when I try to wash my body
>Mirabelle lets him touch her butt, ready to jerk him off with her tail
>slowly and patiently jerking his dick off, her movements become faster with time, "jerking him slowly would be boring, right?" she thought

>>9122593
Fuck off Paul.

>>9122646
It's a pasta just ignore it

>>9122547
>He grips her cheek as she shakes her ass. He trails his fingertips along her ass and moves up her back as she presses her body against his. He lets go of his cock and lets her midriff press against it.
Kanbaru shall be our threesome and orgy co ordinator then, may your duties be as fulfilled as we will make you~
>He gives her a quick taunt before leaning in to return the whisper into her ear. His chest pushes against hers, trying to get more of a feel of her perky breasts.
I'll promise more then frotting, I'll put on as much of a show as you and the other person want and will let me as long as we get to play with you after.

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>>9122664
My head hurts

Is Stocking here?

>>9122646
Its a guy trying to scare avas away, using a copy pasta, just ignore em.

>>9122657
>His gaze locks with hers for a few moments. As he peers into those incredible pools, awe overcomes him. It as if a searing, quaking pain was blooming in his gut. Mere seconds later, he almost thrust himself out of his desk. Though he lunged for the door, he knew that he couldn't make it in time.
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.

>>9122700
Everyone want to report this post and get this guy banned?

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>>9122707
>Inb4 AAHN~ MASTERRRRR!!!
Calling it right now, this is gonna be a sub gardevoir

>>9122707
Dis. Dis is a good card. I like this card.

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>>9122707
>Gardevoir
Stole it right under my nose, nice. Can't wait to see one around.

>>9122735
wtf dont judge my rp faggot. sorry if my scat rp is miles above your pathetic two line rp

>>9122707
FUCK OFF OWAIN SLUT

>>9122735
I think it counts as spam if they post the same message at least three times, so sure. I'm reporting it.

>>9122700
>>9122657
This is not your anon, ignore it.

>>9122707
>this palpable shit taste
Someone find me a rope so I can kill myself and never see this garbage again.

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>>9122777
>(I know, im not dumb enough to not notice the copypasta)

>>9122547
You know you're pretty bad at the character if you're not going to make her a lesbian

>>9122789
>Having this garbage tastes
Didn't know this existed wow.

>>9122817
Someone didn't see the later seasons.

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>>9122755
>Being this fucking new
>Being DMG's bottom bitch and still not knowing that we got together when I was RPing Gardevoir
>Not knowing that I was the best Gardevoir this thread's ever had, doing both male/female and even hypno

Jeasus you're a newfag

>>9122707
If you didn't pick up on my first post, Garde is mine

>>9122657
>He held back a gasp as she wasted no time milking him good. His body shaking as pleasure shot through him. Not wanting to disappoint, he focuses on her butt, his hands sinking into the flesh as he pulled her cheeks apart, exposing her tight asshole.
M-mirabelle, can I please p-play with your hole~?

>>9122844
>Implying you were ever the best anything
Wow, look at this deluded child, he still doesn't know.

>>9122810
I figured someone should try and work against shitanon, just as a precaution.

Just don't respond

>>9122843
Still not being in-character since she doesn't do guys. I though erp had better roleplay than hg.

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>>9122844
Here's your (You)

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>>9122844
oh, okay

>>9122755
You had Garde in mind too?

>>9122844
The only thing you've ever been best at in this thread is being able to screech at your mother for chocolate milk and tendies.

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>>9122547
>Bullies you.

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>>9122881
I want a Pokemon on my list.
Aside from the meme I was thinking of putting Ditto on my list and making folders on the fly to play a wide group of Pokemon. I'm not sure if that's greedy or not
Also thinking about doing a male Sylveon. just picking up avas that can do things I can't do as Faye

>>9122707
(I got a Patricia session on hold)

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what slime girl should I replace gardevoir with?

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>>9122863
>Being THIS new
Woah buddy did Morrigan drag you in from /v/? Take a seat

>>9122878
Well that was easier than I thought it'd be
Unless that's a smug ass sarcastic okay and you're just gonna do it anyways to fuck with me

>>9122888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE ARE MY 8:30 TENDIES?????

>>9122876
Z 2

>>9122924
Hey Hey Hey. Don't listen to that asshat up there. play Gardevoir all you want. If you haven't figured it out yet Paul's an asshat.

>>9121853

Just crop them slightly each time to use an image.

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Hello!

>>9122875
>expecting anything from ESLers

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>>9122924
>Replacing
>Ever

>>9122932
I've been here since 2014, you were ALWAYS a shitty writer with abuse of ~ in place of any actual character. Then again you do write at your grade level.