ERP Thread. Shortstack Editon

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Games have been restarted!

>>9115409
>restarted
>I was in final 3


Oh

>>9115409
>restarted
>I had won
Fuck you Ruby.

>>9115381

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>>9115421
>>9115432
It's the same game, I just wanna post it again because it was such a lovely game.

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>>9115409
I am not even present now...

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>>9115409
Why would you do such a thing you... you... Argh!

But fine, I will win all the same.

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>>9115439
>>9115438
look again.

>>9115439
You're the joke character that is never added in serious conflicts.

>>9115383
If Paul can be banned for spamming the thread, why can't HG fags get banned for posting outside their containment thread?
Think we should pick a post and try reporting it?

>>9115457
B-BUT MUH FEMININE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9115464
Because nobody bothers to report.

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>>9115464
Smile!

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>>9115464
I bet you were always picked last during P.E, you thin skinned manlet

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>>9115464
Don't act like you don't love us.

>>9115464
Can we ban avafags for posting images of the same characters over and over??/

>>9115464
Hosting quality games with enriching RP isn't spam tho

>>9115485
That applies to both threads, so I don't know what you're trying to get at

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>>9115474
Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St. Clements
I owe you five farthings
Say the bells of St. Martins
When will you pay me?
Say the bells at Old Bailey
When I grow rich
Say the bells at Shoreditch
When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney
I'm sure I don't know
Says the great bell of Bow
Here comes a candle to light you to bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head
Chip chop chip chop the last man's HEAD!

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>>9115438
>>9115456
oh...ah! Hahaha! I knew that!
I see, I see! My apologies for not paying attention in this delightful!

>>9115457
But...I really enjoy fighting...conflict is in my blood, and quarreling is in my bones! Separating the two is lethal to me!

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Alexander Hamilton was a nice play.

>>9115545
>tfw this is win 40 for me
God I hate it.

>>9115556
>tfw have over 320 wins

I need to die

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Oceans rise! Empires fall!

>>9115556
Is it mate?

>>9115573
I want that many... but it'll have to wait.
>>9115575
Just under 5 months and this puts 40 in my folder.

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>>9115586
Well that's neat!

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I harnessed the breeze, YOU'RE WELCOME!

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

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>>9115464
>paul breaks rules
>gets banned
>hg posts outside if thread, which isn't against rules
>is fine
down vote post so no one sees this pls

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Here lies ERP, I killed it, Whoopsie.

>>9115657
You also killed that slide. Dumb Rube.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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>>9115670
I just wanted to see if anyone is gonna notice is, :^b

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Someone roll already and get me out of here.
Rolling dubs

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>>9115657
Dead hour raids are always fucking epic dude!

>>9115682
I'm watching because I'm too lazy to look on desu and didn't see it the first time.

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Want me to host again?

>>9115693
okie dokie.
>pets

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>>9115377

Look at this piece of wondrous and magnificent storytelling. The action, the drama, the vocabulary, the body anatomy accuracy, the turnabouts and swerves, even the climax, which is probably the part you're all the most interested in as it's something extremely unfamiliar with the majority of you. Everything you need to learn about good RP is in there.

Waste no time studying from the bests, as a good friend of mine once said.
"Good artists copy, great artists steal."

While I must break to you that you'll most likely never reach 1/8 of the level of good RP produced by The Great HG Community, and even less reach 1/24 of the level of the man talking right now, it is no validate reasons to throw in the sponge.
After all, all that matters is that you're satisfied of what you wrote yourself.

I must go now, my people need their champ and his preaches to keep up their good RP on the clocks.

Equal amount of good luck to y'all on your quest to becoming a good RPer. Us fellow HGers know you can do it !

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>>9115701
More massages?

>>9115688
Eh, better then your poor excuses for posts

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I'll take that silence as a yes

>>9115701
Yes, stay here so we can have some peace in HG without you

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>>9115714
>kissu
good bully.

>>9115709
>Us fellow HGers know you can do it !
>Us

Speak for yourself, faggot. Nice job getting fucked by that other faggot last night

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>>9115712
Good job!

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>>9115727
Dubs for leave.

>>9115732
come on spam more epic slides

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>>9115736
But Anon-kun, this doesn't count as spamming, read the rules.

>>9115711
Good dubs HG faggot

>>9115732
Thanks for hosting.
>kissu

>>9115742
whatever host again

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Thanks for playing!

I'll host in 5 minutes!

>>9115760
Based.

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>>9115760
n-notiice me

>>9115760
Stay.

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>>9115766
>pets

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>>9115780
thaaanks
>pets back

if dubs leave

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Where did this retarded rivalry even come from?

>>9115794
no ruby stay here forever

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>>9115797
Don't know, I'm not here for any rivalry, I'm here for the rolls, and I'll get out by the rolls.

>>9115797
Idk.
Guessing since ERP and HG are the two biggest generals on /trash/.

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It's that time again, give me 24

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>>9115825
Gascoigne

>>9115760
>5 minutes
host now

>mfw erp has become HG over night
the fuck did i miss?

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>>9115825
Laughing Sonata

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>>9115838
I made a roll and ended up here, and now I'm waiting for someone to roll me out of here.

>>9115838
HG raid
Erp Ava's are keeping their heads down

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>>9115825
Yukkuri Kaguya

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>>9115825
Sumo Betty

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>>9115722
But fella, I'm the voice of the voiceless.
I know you weren't here for the ceremony but I've been decreed as the official Spokesperson of HG.
Making the only man eligible to use the term "We" "Us" "Our" and the likes when talking for The Great Community of HG.

I'll ignore your second statement.

>>9115825
The Mane

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>>9115825
IU

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>>9115825
Fem Frisk

>>9115860
How long has it been going on?

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banished

>>9115882
About 2 hours now

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Don't be cancer when I wake up.

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>>9115825
Sucy Booty

>>9115859
not bothering to roll trips

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>>9115825
Aeris

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>>9115825
Loto

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>>9115886
I'm lowering it to dubs, roll dubs to get me out, please.

>>9115811
At least we now know which one is more cancerous.

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>>9115905
Get out

>>9115905
>>9115900

>>9115905
dubs and stay

>>9115908
Indeed, ERP.

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>>9115825
Magdalene

>>9115905
Away with you then.

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>>9115914
Roll em.

>>9115916
Say I'm go->>9115922
Bye bye boring lands.

>>9115908
Yep. ERP is pure cancer.

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>>9115922
Based.

>>9115882
Since last half of previous thread
Sonata got banished to erp thru some roll game. Ava rolled quads to release. They then return with backup and you see the results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD3ylxcTomE

>>9115922
>sending her back to HG
Fuck you people. Just as soon as we got rid of her.

redpill me about HG

>>9115942
We don't want them here either dude, send em bck to /b/

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>>9115956
We are pure cancer, don't come.

>>9115958
>bck
back*
fuck me

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>>9115956
>we watch our ava go through an RNG simulator,role play sometimes,and there's occasional drama. All there is to it.

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>>9115956

ERP when

>>9116021
When the shit settles

>>9116031
shit never settles, it only hides back in the shadows and pretends to be something else

>>9115994
Thumbs up to whoever put that shit in a frame.

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>>9115956
Don't listen to those party-poopers mane. They're ERPinheads in disguise trying to keep you in their doghouse.
>>9115964
>>9115989
>>9115994

It's the greatest thing 4chan has to offer you. Although it's not for everyone, as some fragile egos are quick to be disheartened, it's definitely something of its own and which everyone experiences differently.
You can only test it for yourself to make an objective and unbiased opinion of it.

>>9116047
Okay
When the CURRENT shit settles

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>>9115825
Jumbo Size Spicy Big Dad

>>9116060
>mfw I tested out HG and left because drama outweighed the HG.
>mfw HG runs out more avafags then ERP does.

>>9116085
>B-But erp shitposting is much worse than hg's!
I can't remember which one of you faggots said that shit, but god damn were you stupid.

>>9116118
It's true though.
ERP gets more triggered than HG and that's a fact.

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>>9116149
>gets triggered easier
>one shitpost and HGbabbies have to call for a raid to salvage their fragile egos

>>9116172
Thanks Satan.

>>9116149
Maybe one or two people like Paul, whereas the entirety of HG's 10 year old child playerbase descends at the drop of a hat.

>>9116194
Don't forget that HG spergs out as soon as someone wins more than once, and they argue over ava's more than we do.

>>9116172
>this
>a raid
Way to show off your thin-skin m9.

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS

Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come

Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger

and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD

HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING

I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES

and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS

YOU FILTHY DOG

GO HOME

FUCK KOREA

NIGGER COUNTRY

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>>9116085
S-sorry.

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(Jesus guys, we went silent for this? Really? I knew the threads were thin-skinned, but seriously guys?)
(Fuck it I'll suck a cock or two to revive)

>>9116241
>kissu

>>9116242
it isn't over just stay silent for a bit longer.

>>9116242
There was an hour straight of shitposting. People just left to do other things.

>>9116216
>They argue over avas more
Of course. Because if someone niggers an Ava, or they have shit rp, they're going to be seen as cancer and therefore will be shitposted.
>They sperg out when someone wins more than once.
I'll give you that.

>>9116242
It was already dead before the raid.
HG just raided two dead threads in a row.

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>>9116222
It is a raid by HG's """"standards"""", as low they can be.

>>9116242
God bless you, hetereochromic rapebait.

>>9116222
Raid or not, they did manage to derail /erp/ for at least 2 hours

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>>9116252
>>9116253
>>9116260
(Blah blah blah, who cares, shove your fucking dick in me)

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>>9116248
>kissu

OU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

ERP IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE BAD SEX ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BAD SEX ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE BAD SEX IS DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE BAD SEX.

>>9116242
Eh, no one's fuckable showed up. No point in posting for me.

>>9116278
>kissus again

>>9116262
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.

>>9116241
Sorry for what? you didn't kill HG for me

>>9116277
No.

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>>9116262
(I don't want blessing, I want cock)

>>9116282
(Fair enough)

>>9116282

Here's your fuckables avas

>>9116060
>>9116241
>>9116242

>>9116278
Hey are you in mood for succ cuddling?

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>>9116303
O-oh...

>>9116280
Paul what are on about?

>>9116314
>is confused if he should fuck or hide

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>>9116273
There was literally no ERP going before their """raid""".
Only Sonata desperately trying to get (You)s and getting buttflustered because someone else started to play with their godawful character.

>>9116300
I love this pasta.

>>9116305
Fuck you then.

>>9116314
You are one horny cockslut aren't ya? Tell ya what...
>Turns 360 and walks away
Come back later. That's it.

>>9116306
Pass.
Back to lurking.

>>9116305
>I want cock
That's what I like to hear

>>9116328
That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.

Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.

I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.

>>9116329
>360
>walks away
nigga you walked to her

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>>9116277
>Impales you on dick

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>>9116278
>kissu
>>9116314
>kissu

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>>9116327
>she shakes her lovely booty, swaying right to left slowly, wondering if anyone is gonna dick her

>>9116328
(Please do)

>>9116329
(But I want it nooooo-
>she gets trampled by the anon

>>9116339
(I like the sounds of cock)

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>>9116344
>He doesn't know the meme

>>9116355
>spanks cautiously
I don't know if I should

>>9116344
>not knowing how to moonwalk

>>9116375
>fails at moon walking and accidentally jumps out of moons orbit.

Furry Futa Cockvore ASMR for Relaxation and Sleep

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>>9116347
>happily enjoys the impalement

>>9116351
Eep!

>>9116369
>she yelps at the slap, giving out a tiny moan after it
Ow...why not?

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>>9116242
First in line.
Typing out all those advices to help you pinheads get good RP got me tired.

>>9116306
This guy knows what's up.

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>>9116341
Now that's a new one.
Gimme more (You)s

>>9116351
Holy shit, someone give this walking abortion a Pulitzer for the best post ever.

>>9116355
I rather stick my 2 inch dick in a blender.

>>9116397
JUST FUCKING STOP

YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME

JUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER

STOP NOW

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>>9116347
>Screams of pure agony due to high impact sexual violence

>>9116397
Hi mecha, nice to see you pulling out your old faces

Where can I find all the sonata porn?

This Martin Shkreli isn't the old Martin Shkreli. I am the real Martin Shkreli. It sucks because I was the original Negan, and someone also stole him.

Why do my shitposting avas get stolen?

>Sees all the gay memeing and hops out.
gonna go watch decapitation videos instead

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>>9116394
>she grabs the man by the belt, crawling up to him
Please give me cock, Seth...

>>9116397
>she frowns
I-I can pretend to be a blender!

>>9116393
I don't know if this is a real ava or not, so i am wary of you.
>Spanks again even more cautious than before

>>9116743
Better start whirring, then

>>9116355
>Walks up behind the girl and grabs her ass. He sinks his fingers into the soft flesh so it squeezes from between his fingers. Anon puts his lips to her ear and calmly asks
So does this cutie have a name or should I just call her 'bucket'

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>>9116748
(I am)

>>9116762
nice rp

>>9116766
(Ayy, okay then I'm for sure wrecking that ass.)

Hey you think Charles at the end of The Thing was the thing, because you can see MacReady's puffing out vapor in the cold but Charles isn't, kinda suspicious no?

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>>9116402
1 (You), 1 Pray.
Keep them going.

>>9116421
Do I look like a fucking overrated game developer to you? Get the fuck out.

>>9116743
Then pretend you're broken and in the garbage where you belong, you piece of shit.

>>9116787
You look like him using a shitposting avatar so he can claim he doesn't shit up threads.

>>9116786
never thought of it that way. Maybe

>>9116786
It's an issue with the lighting. You can see his breath in some shots and not others.

The real issue is that he takes a swig of a molotov cocktail without noticing. Dude just chugged gasoline like it was nothing.

>>9116766
What's the hunched goth girl doing here?

>>9116787
You're a fucking clown, mecha. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>9116752
>she starts making random noises, whimpering as she knows she doesn't know how to pretend to be a blender

>>9116762
>she trembles, her little tender butt was being embraced by a man, she doesn't dare try to escape
B-bucket...

>>9116780
(<3)

>>9116787
(This made me feel more horny)

>>9116814
(Old ava)
(Don't use her much)

>>9116766
(Do you have a Discord?)

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>>9116818
My new shitpost ava is goofy Kiryu though

>>9116771
Don't see anyone doing any better

http://poal.me/p0grg8

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Tell me about your regulars.
Why don't they have good RP ?

>>9116743
Sure.
After you've taken over 12 anti-HIV tests, including antibody/antigen tests and nucleic acid tests.
You may go over your local medical facility to get the tests as soon as possible, and if the results are positive, your chances of me considering your invitation might increase by 37%.

>>9116830
(I'm sick and tired of ERP in discord, I'm not gonna give it)

>>9116829
>Spanks that ass once more.
Lose the clothes.
>Anon pulls out his thick cock and uses his other hand to squeeze that thick ass.

>>9116843
Seth, would you erp if someone picked up a diva?

>>9116812
Ohh, really? Damn, never noticed that.

Also what happened to that other black guy? The one with skates. Did they run out of time to give him his own death scene or what?

호시는 누구입니까 ???

>>9116833
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.

>>9116843
>mfw this might be DMG
>>9116901
hey jinx

>>9116901
Je n'en sais rien.

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>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG

>>9116901
hey mooty

>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG
wew my lads

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>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG

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>>9116843
(But I thought you frenchies loved things dirty)

>>9116889
>she helps again, tracing her hands on the edges of her panties before slowly moving it down, then hastily moving her bra away, too excited to slow down, as her lovely butt is squeezed and played with

>>9116829
Well what about that one-eyed brunette sitting there like she's a dog?

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>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG

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>>9116915

>>9116915
new meme?

>>9116966
>Laughing
>That pic
Riiight....

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>>9116962
(Say Yogurt if you want to give her a treat~)

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>>9116915
>Seth
>DMG

>wrestling autism
Paul shitposting with 2B images was honestly better

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>>9116967
Love me already.

>>9116974
Close enough

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>>9116915

>>9116983
(Fuck me first!)

Wait what the fuck was that?

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>>9116893
No, because I can already get the real thing anytime, any place I want.
..Are you suggesting something ?

>>9116915
I believe the person you are referring to is more into my brother-turned-archenemy known as Dean Ambrose.
But I keep the suspicion in mind, it's always good to know my impostering skills keep getting better without me even trying.

>>9116950
Precisely.
I'm Swiss.
And it's a big turn off for me whenever someone call me French.
Immersion ruined, boner reduced.

Disappointed with your services, ERPinheads. Expected better from what the rumors were saying.

>>9116981
You seem to be SETHING, my good sir.
Let me help you with that.

>>9116915
We are hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible

That is the intelligence level of Jinx circlejerkers, everyone. How do we get rid of them?

>We get raided and now that it's over ERP is back to normal thanks to someone thinking DMG likes seth over dean
Bless you, you retarded fuck

>>9116829
>He smiles at her response. Roughly the man spun his new toy around so he could get a better look at her. She certainly was cute. Her blushing red face starkly contrasted with her aqua locks, but it was her heterochromia that surprised him. One ruby eye, one sapphire. A rare toy indeed. It was in those mismatched eyes he stared
Bucket. Buckets are used to hold fluids. I've got a lot of hot fluid I need someone to hold for me. Now where does this bucket have an opening I can fill to the brim?

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>>9116983

Sorry my dear sorceress but there is no WONDERFUL relationship to be had with THAT LU-NA-TIC.

>>9116915
Why does this have so many responses? Are DMG's orbiters going wild?

>>9116997
Either Mickie James or Chyna

>>9117040
He said Hi Jinx, it's a Jinx circlejerker

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>>9116915
>There was a bar, hidden away behind curtains to seperate the educated and well raised patrons from the degenerates. Upon hearing the comment if this ignorant plebean, a burly Irish man spits out his beer

Now come on, fella. I know Seth looks like Justin Bieber al ot but this is just plain bullcrap. Let ol' Sheamus tell you why.

The beard. Look at it. It's an impressive stubble he got there. As far I am aware, DMG does not have one. Secondly, Seth Rollins has abs, not tits. Last but not least- Seth's dick is bigger

Usually.

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>>9116994
Maaaaybe.

>>9117039
God dammit I can TRY you broken beautiful man

>>9117040
Is this bait or are you actually this stupid

>>9117056
I want to erp with Steve-O

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>>9117040
>Si
>>9117039
Ole~
>>9117056
Ole~

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>>9116915
>Replying to this like all the cool kids.
>+1 UID
>Enjoy the (You)

did you just quote my chemical romance

>>9117082
>unmasks you to reveal asgore
>sucks your dick

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>>9117076
Wrong cocaine addict. This is the fella you need -> >>9117039

>>9117080
Alberto, fuck off.

>>9117086
>tries making joke about guy who is only active during dead hours.
Still funny though.

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>>9117025
You're welcome.

>>9117041
First choice's not bad.
You'd get quite the clientele if you gave a run with Alexa, though.
..Not that I'm particularly interested, of course. Just letting you know, I'm always up to help a man get his market going.

>>9117056
Thank you for this much helpful input, potatohead.

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>>9117099
>Pic happens.
>You get arrested for bestiality and molestation.

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>>9117103
Que?
>>9117113
Que?

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>>9116997
(Who cares about nations, only nation that matters is the nation of fuck!)

>>9117034
>she looked at the man's eyes, as she slowly moved her arms over her privates bits, blushing a bit more, before looking worried at the man's respond
U-uh...anywhere?

>>9117086
I-I am so sorry.
>With a single blunt tug, he jerked his pants to his knees and squatted over the trashcan. It seems that agony in his belly was not just imagination, as fat globs of yellowish-brown matter burst from his charred pucker. One hand covered his face, tears streaming from his eyes due to a mixture of shame and pain.

>>9117086
EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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Shh, Tracer is sleeping. Don't wake her up!

>>9117116
>lives in a place where bestiality isn't illegal
>there is no way for the police to have found me out
>continues sucking

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>>9117060
(can I make that maybe a yes?~)

>>9117099
>wanting old bara over smexy Asriel

>>9117135
>Picks Tracer up and chucks her on bed.

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>>9117113
You are very welcome, my beloved wrestling comrade and good luck when you fight Dean Ambrose for the Intercontinent -

>The Celtic Warrior cannot contain his laughter as he and his tag team partner the Swiss Superman touch glasses and drink to their newfound success.

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>>9117143
Can you wait about 45ish min? I got a thing to do

>>9116976
YOGURT!

>>9117113
Hmm... Then I'd rather choose Paige instead. She's hot as fuck

>>9117149
>old bara
>not knowing that i'm talking to littletale asgore

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>>9117141
>Hastily puts mask back on.
>Slaps you right across the face.

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>>9117156
(Okay~)

>>9117159
YOGURT! YOGURT!

>>9117135
>switches to lucio
>boops off of the cliff

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Post what you're listening to!
https://youtu.be/00Z-Gbyb7l8

>>9117162
>Paige
>nigger cumdumpster

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The bloody hell are we here anyway?

>>9117179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInrJ72eeUU

>>9117179
>still trying to force a meme
are we sure HG stopped raiding us?

>>9117170
>fucking dies
>returns as a zombie
>suckening 2 electric boogaloo

Where is that smug tsun with the eye patch and silver hair whose name escapes me?

>>9117202
Yagyu?

>>9117202
Nue.

>>9117202
90% it's Laura, And I've got no clue.

>>9117190
It already became a meme.

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>>9117195
>Launches self back into HG.

>>9117209
>>9117210
No
>>9117212
Yes, they should have started poking around by now

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>>9117080

GRACIAS my mexican friend. How is the orphanage? By the seven deities I could have sworn you'd have passed on!

>>9117060

I then wish you the luck of best! May you two have a BEAUTIFUL child some day. Ah-aha-ha

>>9117103

You're mistaken, you bruteish irish fiend! And for that I will see to it you're: DELETED

DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE

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>>9117209

>>9117217
Dammit, get back here!
>attempts to lasso you down

>mfw HG was just waiting for us to get comfy to continue the raid
>>9117216
>this

>>9117135
>yanks down Tracer's shorts and fucks her up against the building

>>9117174
Haha, I know you would come out here for that. Here, have this holy treat.
>Anon give Saffie the the most legendary treat in the universe, bacon

>>9117129
>He had heard loud and clear what she wanted. His bulge, now swollen and throbbing, ached for release
Put those hands to better use and undo my pants

>>9117225
nice
i miss senrans

You know I unironically enjoy Welcome to the Black Parade.

Just saying.

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You talk too much, señor. I'm muting you. And no, I won't pick another hero.

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This scheduled eye of the shit storm is brought to you by ass

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>>9117243
>she looks at the bacon with the most happiest eyes you can imagine, before throwing it up and eating in one bite, before sighing in delight

>>9117259

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>>9117222
Speaking of stuff being deleted, Matt: Did Jeff find that tooth yet. And while I am at the subject. Me and my buddy are doing to delete something that's lodged around your fat potbelly: That belt which we NEVER lost.

>>9116766
(I want Suzie to tie up up, light matches one at a time, and drop them on me, slowly burning me as the matches burn away.)

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>>9117251
>she nodded, before moving her hands away from herself and into the pants, undoing it and pushing it down, before moving on of her hands to the cock, tracing her finger on it, amazed at its sight

is it safe now to post my card?

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

>>9115847
Still here? It's Taco Tuesday.

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>>9117124
Nani ?

>>9117129
That's nice and all, but I've been internationally banned from the country of AIDS, so I can't make the trip there.
Your fault for electing that new guy. They no longer accept people from over 25.

>>9117153
Clever.
Hilarious.
Laughing my ass off right about now.
Literally rolling myself on the floor as I cackle in 5 different voice tones.

>>9117162
She's a slag, mane.
Without makeup she looks like the worst Mr.Hyde cosplayer.

>>9117186
I'm chilling.

>>9117234
Why you calling it a raid, friend ?
Can't we relax from the stress of the arena with our fellow RP professionals ?

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>>9117277
I zwill require gasoline to burn you whole.

>>9117266
Good girl!
>Anon then pets her on top of her head, he knows that this is weird to pet a girl who acts like an animal, but he doesn't really care about that

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>>9117304
How desperate can a cuck like you be?
It baffles the mind to see such a retarded behavior to be ever possible in a fucking Homo Sapiens.
Holy fucking shit.

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comfy thread

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Remember to fight back, brothers

>>9117322
>replying this fast
obcessed

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>>9117309
Oh please. Don't do that. Just that one voice I constantly hear every freaking time on Monday Night RAW is already more than I can handle.
.....
.....Want a drink? It's on me. I promise I won't spit in your cup this time.

>>9117300
Threads a bit mild right now, but go ahead if you want to.

>>9117331
this
lets raid HG back as revenge

>>9117259
If you don't pick another hero you'd best be prepared for the storm, maggot. Sombra's basically hot garbage.

>>9117326
>Hugs Kenny

>>9117340
It's just Mecha, pay him no mind

>>9117350
>Lets continue to start shit!
No. Fuck off.

>>9117350
>hg still trying to start shit
>>9117326
>comfy but we still have shit posting

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>>9117331
>>9117350
>wanting to stoop to their level

>>9117351
So she is.../trash/?

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>>9117315
>she moves her head around, letting the petting reach all over the top of her head, before jumping on top of the Anon
Kind kind!

>>9117314
I was thinking it would just be letting matches burn out on my skin for a while, then full immolation at the end.

>>9117359
>Lets just let HG know they can walk all over us and shit in our faces and nothing bad will happen to them

>>9117351
>mfw I main hanzo but am too ashamed to say it thanks to Hanzo "Did you quote My Chemical Romance" Shimada.

>>9117350
>>9117364
>>9117375

No you fucking retards I was talking about specifically Jinx and Mecha CIRCLEJERKS

>>9117322
Shkreli 2024

>>9117375
>Retaliate in a way that shows your skin will bleed if touched
Off yourself.

>>9117365
Carlos you fucking spic you best get the fuck out of here right now

>>9117379
God damn you you're the reason we never have anyone on the fucking payload

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>>9117309
Well I was planning on bullhammering you for nothing, but since you're being a little slothful bastard, I'll leave you alone, just know this, the bullet club are going to become the next big thing, bigger than your Freebird.

>points and laughs at /ERP/

So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something that you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then
Fire at will

POST MCR LYRICS THAT DESCRIBES YOUR AVA

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>>9117386
Again
>Wanting to stoop to their level

>>9117283
>His cock twitched at the touch of the girl with the jewel eyes. Those same eyes were now locked on his proud manhood. Watching it throb and grow larger with each beat of his heart. He placed one hand on her face and gently stroked the girls cheek with his thumb. His other hand slides down her side and underneath the waistband of her panties, indicating that it was her turn to remove her garments

>>9117404
>>9117411
>HG trying to save their asses by using one of our own memes
shoo, go away. Only we get to make fun of that idiot

>>9117350
So what are you going to do? ERP in our threads? Post porn? Oh by all means you millennial thin skinned fuckboys, do it.

>>9117375
Giving them attention is exactly what they want and it proves them right.

>>9117367
Woah, hey now, I don't allow free rides. But...I since you such a good girl, I can make an exception. Do whatever you want up there, I don't mind it.

WHEN I WAS

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>Get home
>Open ERP thread
>It's all shitposting, HG, and wrestling circlekjerks

I don't know if me shitposting would actually be worse or not