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>>9095203
Azoth and his lewd drool

>>9095203
dog

>>9095203
Gladi

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>>9095180
>extremity awkward hug
You uh.
You look nice.

>>9095203
doggggghhhooooo

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>>9095251
T-thanks...
...
Um...
You are cute.
And creative.

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>>9095203
>Firecat: post online while waiting for hon hon
Uh... like, dog species?
I don't really have one.

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>>9094970
>>9094994
I see... I shall head over there soon, you may come with me if you wish.

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>>9095227
>>9095312
Hello????
Yes????
Anomalesia is not favorite dog why???

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>>9095273
Y-you too. Nice uh. Shell. Really shiny. And stuff.

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>>9095203m
y lillilup who evolved into herdier earlier today
He's really happy today

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>>9095147
Oh, alright then.
I'd be up for investigating the stuff about Shadow Pokemon, yeah. Is this anything to do with that guy that apparently got murdered I told you about?
>77 takes the gauze and wraps it around his hand, covering up the cut.
>77 also ignores 33 as he fails to hold back his laughter completely.

>>9095203
Manectric, probably. Although he probably still doesn't like us very much.

>>9095350
You're too pure for this sinful world.

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>>9095336
Uhm... all right.
>Chespin: dismount stretcher and follow frenchie.
>He also goes ahead and ties his new bandana around his neck while he's at it.

>>9095350
azoth is better

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>>9095374
I haven't really looked into it, but that building is just across the way. Hell, I bet we could snag some camera footage.
>He grabs his stuff.
You want to go?
>33: Mentally stay on your game today because 77 is having a bad day already.

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>>9095388
Azoth didn't beat Kyurem!!
Anomalesia stronger doggo!!
Bigger!!
Best Full!!
Can show you later!!
>>9095377
Pure??
How doggo is pure...?
Doggo mix of several things??
How is pure??

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>>9095362
>Lobster blush
>Hug birb
T-thanks.
Uh...
I'm not really sure what to do here.

>>9095461
yeah but you can beat whatever shit you want without bees since you always get gets
i still feel bad for jirachi

>>9095461
Purely cute.

>>9095461
your a cheater

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>>9095459
Alright, that's fine.
We can investigate this shit together, we work better as a team anyway.
>Reconmode: engaged.
>77 grabs his stuff too and hopes his day doesn't get any worse.
Lead the way, 33.

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>>9095471
>kiss a lobster
...Nope. No clue.

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>>9095461
>Place small paper origami hat on head

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>>9095383
>Firecat: follow the sapient chesnut

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>>9095547
No idea here either.
Uh...
>Try to give an awkward kiss

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>>9095507
What a bee?
What is get??
What is a Jirachi??????
>Confused doggo sounds
(I feel bad about that too. Anomalesia has actually gotten more dubsfail than Azoth when it comes to combat, it's just that it normally gets followed immediately by a dubs success. It's weird.)
>>9095517
Am a cute???
Anomalesia is cute doggo???
>Tail wags: happen
>>9095542
I no cheat!!!
How does doggo cheat??
Can prove I don't cheat!!!
>>9095567
>Doggo: flip out
HATS!!!
NOT THE HATS!!!
LIKE EATING!!
DON'T WANT THE HAT!!
>try to remove the hat

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>>9095544
Hell yeah we do.
>33 heads out of the hotel and across the way to a building.
>The front door is locked and covered in police tape.
Fuck, uh, let's see if I can figure this out.
>Get lockpicks.
>Attempt to pick the lock.

>>9095597
Yes, am a cute.
>pet oddest doggo

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>>9095383
>>9095575
>Honhon: let the staff know you're leaving
>Head out to your restaurant
We will not be going there immediately. I have multiple things to take care of first.

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>>9095597
>Tape a few paper cranes to body
>UB portal out

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>>9095586
>birb: be kissed
Yep. That was kisses. Fak. Didn't think this far ahead.

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>>9095714
Maybe we are overthinking this...
How about we just, uh...enjoy each other's company?

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>>9095645
Oh, all right. ...Uh, what kind of things?

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>>9095634
If only you were as good at hacking as you were at picking locks.
>77: look around to see if anyone is watching before walking inside.
>77: sneak carefully through the building, rifle in his hands just in case.
>77 whispers back to 33.
You think anyone's gonna be in here?

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>>9095751
Yep, dat works.
>lobster snugles

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>>9095645
Uh, alright then...
>Firecat: look around expecting ultra balls at every corner

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>>9095641
PETS!!!
LOVE PETS!!!
>Lick the anon
>>9095675
AH!!!
UB!!!
EVIL ORIGAMI!!!
>With a flash of red and a puff of hot air Anomalesia switches to the Fire Memory
>Attempt to burn the origamis

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>>9095811
I try.
>Dubfail.
>There's a cop investigating one of the other rooms.
Uh, yep. We have company.
>He pulls out a knife and heads to the doorway.
Alright, we aren't shooting him. Alright?

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>>9095865
Yeah...
>Tight snuggles

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>>9095888
Of course not, I'm not that stupid.
I'm just going to use it to intimidate or just to hit them with if shit hits the fan and you fuck up.
Probably best if you try going first, I'll back you up if anything goes wrong.

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>>9095756
>>9095879
I have a restaurant to check in with. It is best if they know what happened if I don't come back.
>Eye the Litten
Flamiaou, no one will catch you as long as you're with me.

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>>9096021
You don't remain uncaptured for long without developing certain habits.
>Firecat: continue being paranoid

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>>9095879
>Something something Loss.
You look... tense. Is something wrong?

>>9096062
Oh.

>>9096021
Oh. All right.

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>>9096062
>Ub portal in
>Place oversized origami hat on head
>Paper giggling

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>>9096017
Alright. Get ready.
>He sneaks into the room.
>He attempts to grab the officer from behind and cover his mouth.

Finally, the first of May. One of the few days I'm not on call dealing with the gym leaders and their bullshit.
How are you all doing today?

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>>9096084
>Firecat: BURNING THINGS NOW
AAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK

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>>9096085
Fuck.
You there, stop fucking struggling and stay quiet if you want to make it out of this alive.
>77: stand in the doorway and aim rifle at the officer.

>>9096138
(Kek. That image slip.)

>>9096138
LUCY

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>>9095957
>pet a lobster
Mff. Comfy over there?

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>>9096138
>Firecat: DRINK

>>9096138
LUCY
U
C
Y

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>>9096164
>The officer squeaks and goes quiet.
>33 gives 77 a thumbs up and goes to knock the officer out with a punch to the head.

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>>9096138
>>9096186
>Hit by fire
>Paper shrieking
>Scatter origami cranes in pain
>Open UB portal, go outie

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>>9096062
>>9096073
Well, I am just giving wa-
>>9096084
Mère de Dieu!! Ultra Beast! Safran, out!
>Siebold sends out Milotic, level 90
>>9096138
Calm down and stay behind me!
>>9096210
... or not.

>>9096138
L U C Y

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>>9096084
>>9096138
>>9096186
>Chespin: calmly take paper hat off of cat and place on own head.

>>9096218
What's an ultra beast?

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It's so hard getting a boyfriend
I always end up intimidating everyone

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>sord: fly through a window
>embed self in tree
>clank
I hath no idea what I'm doing!

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>>9096099
I'm okay... Just sitting in bed... I heard Gold might help me get the feather I'm looking for!

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>>9096099
I am doing alright though i'm worn out.

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>>9096209
>77 returns the thumbs up.
Dude you suck at this, this is how you fucking do it.
>77: attempt to knock the officer out with bash to the back of the head with his rifle.

(gdi did it again)
>>9096260
Meant for >>9096099

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>>9096184
Yeah...
Your feathers are really soft.
It feels nice.
>Massage bird front

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>>9096282
>The officer is out.
>33 drops him on the floor.
Alright, clue time?
>There aren't many clues, the dead bodies have already been taken away.
>There are a few scorch marks in the main room.
>That's really about it, any blood has either been cleaned up or isn't related to the pokemon.

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>>9096099
Doing good
Well it's good that you are having your day off

>>9096272
Must be a very special feather.

>>9096276
Still doing cleanup there? Did Frankie get the offer?

>>9096260
>>9096288
>Grab the sord
Now what was that for?

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>>9096361
No actually I didn't see him at all yesterday which is odd.

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>>9096138
Goddamnit, put your tits away where did you even get them you're a cat

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>>9096361
Yeah! It's used to summon a... A... Hon-Hon!

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>>9096378
>teleports
>smooch
You're pretty

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>>9096302
>proud burb sounds
>become floof ball
Thanks. You're pretty strong. You work out?

>>9096361
...I hath no clue. I'm not even entirely sure what realm I be in.

HATH THOU SEEN A GREYMALKIN OF CREAM COLOUR AND A WIZARD GOOD SIR?

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>>9096408
Well...not really.
I've always been like this.
>Massage harder, to demonstrate

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>>9096428
(DRINKETH THY ALE WENCH)

>>9096362
>Lucys brother Gary Busey

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>>9096406
Who taught Shelmet teleport?
WHO TAUGHT SHELMET TELEPORT?

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>>9096436
>STRONK LOBSTER
>[CAW INTERNALLY]
...You's good at this.

>>9096374
I have a programmed visit to Nimbasa during the week so maybe there I can pay you all a visit.

>>9096393
Or you could just go to Kalos yourself, it would probably be cheaper.

>>9096428
Just what in the heck are you talking about?

>>9096479
Jiji

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>>9096501
No, not that kinda Hon-Hon! It's um... It's a bird! A big, colorful bird!

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>>9096479
Wished to jirachi can smooch everyone
>smooch again
Fruit queen cute

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>>9096491
Really?
...
Thanks.
I sort of just...rub.
>Massage harder, loosening up more and more muscles

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>>9096336
Shit, you see those scorch marks?
Means it's probably a fire type, have there even been any fire type Shadow Pokemon that have escaped recently?
I know there were a few, not sure if any of them escaped though.
>77 checks his PDA to see if any of the fire type Shadowmons were on the escapee list.
>Odds: nope.
>Evens: yep.
>If evens, number decides what Pokemon is on the list.
>0 = Quilava.
>2 = Slugma.
>4 = Houndour.
>6 = Numel.
>8 = Vulpix.

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>>9096517
>rollan to HJK Shelmet

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>>9096501
The wizard and his familiar! They have a castle that changes shape! And a swamp elemental! We fight dragons! Or I do! The wizard seeks magical powers of courtly love!

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>>9096541
Definitely. This is pretty interesting.
Hmm...
>He looks at the scorch marks.
>He clicks his PDA open to check.
>Even: Yep.
>Odd: Nop3.
>0 = Houndoom
>2 = Growlithe
>4 = Magmar
>6 = Macargo
>8 = Rapidash

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>>9096549
>she falls and crashes
Are you okay?
Need help?

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>>9096528
>comfy borb noises
>slump into that lobster because gdi this is comf

>>9096516
Yeah, sounds like a Kalosian pokemon alright.

>>9096572
Sorry but the ren faire is next month, and I know of no Mismagius, or Swampert, or any other magical castles except maybe N's castle all the way in Unova.

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>>9096671
Um.... Are there any Kalos birds with Rainbow Feathers?

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>>9096218
SEE, I TOLD YOU, PARANOIA PAYS OFF.
>Firecat: be smugly paranoid

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>>9095203
Entei. He's a very respectable 'doggo.'

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>>9096737
Non, you can be prepared without sacrificing your mental well-being, Flamiaou.
>>9096238
Monsters. They come from portals in space and reek havoc everywhere they go.

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>>9096626
Oh hey, there's a Macargo missing.
That might've been what caused the scorch marks.
Hmm...
>77: go check around elsewhere for scorch marks that might indicate a Macargo finding another way out of the building.

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>>9096818
Who says I'm sacrificing my mental well being?
>Firecat: glance into alleyways expecting Ultras and ultra accessories

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>>9096650
Just stop, please stop whatever you're doing and just teleport out.

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>>9096652
It feels that good?
Huh...
Is it okay if I...
>Go all out

>>9096818
>reek havoc
Guzzlord can't help that he smells like shit!

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>>9096671
A Faire? How fanciful!

But nay, tis a steel castle deep in yonder enchanted forest!

>>9096864
>Le EPIC ROAST BRO XDDDDDDDDddddd

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>>9096824
Makes sense.
>33 helps.
>Even.
>You find a few more scorch marks behind the register.
>Seems like it came in, killed two people with a fire move and left through the front door.
>There aren't the usual burn trails a Magcargo tends to leave on the floor though.

>>9096885
Thanks m80.
Its 'wreak' not 'reek' btw fyi desu senpai famalam broski brah.

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>>9096855
EEP

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>>9096864
>>9096885
>>9096935
>Oh god damnit
>This is what happens when I don't reread a post before sending it
>I know that it's 'wreak', I wasn't paying attention to what chrome was correcting things to
>>9096843
Sure you aren't. Flamiaou, I am willing to be you couldn't remain calm for five minutes even if you wanted to.

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>>9096843
Scared isn't a good emotion, man.

Also, it leaves you in particular open to being teased for being a scaredy-cat.

>>9096818
...Huh. I've... never heard about them before... huh.

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>>9096948
>Panic
>Stop massaging
Too hard?
Sorry...

(Is it me or does any group of more than 2 to 3 characters always become a replychain clusterfuck?)

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>>9097016
...
Juss a bit.

>>9097044
>He doesn't know about sailgroup reply chains
(You sweet summer child)

>>9096686
Thinking about it, I haven't seen anything like that in a gym.

>>9096874
>Looking out of the smashed window
>Only see more Lumiose out of this small, inner city apartment
The Winding Woods, maybe? That's a ways from here, to the east.

>>9097078
(i've been here from the start dude. It's just annoying.)

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hellooooo ive been feeling sick sorry
are there any other muks in this thread???
how do i become purple??

>>9097099
>Not being used to it by now

>>9097153
(ok)

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>>9097125
Uh...hello?
You want to become a regular muk?

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>>9097086
Hm. Maybe that way then? Thank ye fair pleb.

>sord: fly out a window
>shatteringglass.mp4

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>>9096849
>sad smooch bug
Okay...
I'm sorry
>sniff
>teleports away with a light sob

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>>9097086
It's um... It's a big bird... From Ecruteak... With really colorful feathers! I think it's seven? I need to get a feather to summon it! I guess Gold got his feather from the monks?
>>9097099
(Yeah, it does get a bit annoying at times. I get the only solution is for people to slow down? )

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>>9096894
Yeah, now we just need to work out where it went.
Now if I were an angry lavaslug who just killed a man, where would I go...
>77 looks around outside the shop, trying to think.
>77 looks around for more scorch marks outside.
>0 = another shop next door.
>2 = around the side of the Krabby Klub.
>4 = near the herb shop.
>6 = way over by the lighthouse.
>8 = outside the machine parts shop.

>>9097178
(*guess)
(I'm on a roll with typos & corrections today.)

>>9097178
Ho-oh?

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>>9097065
Sorry...
You want me to keep going, or...?

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>>9097231
>resettle
>become the lapborb
That's fine. Whatever you's wanna do is good with me.

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>>9097166
yes!! some people somewhere offered to help
should i go with them??

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>>9097259
...
Who were these people...?

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>>9097125
What... is wrong Creech
>>9097259
Do... you... really need... it?
>Z politely asks
But... it matters... not... for me... as long... as you are... happy... i'm satisfied

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>>9097200
>Dubs.
>Yep there's another shop next door, an old restaurant.
>Looks like it closed down in the last few weeks.
>The front door is boarded up and the windows are barred.
>The back door is locked with a lock.
You think it's in there...?

>>9097169
Well, darn.

>>9097178
Yeah, haven't seen anything like that ever, or many Johtonians at all.

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>>9097257
Uh...
>Start rubbing again, being careful this time

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>>9097288
im not sure!! they sounded nice though
he sounded like he wanted to help!!
>>9097298
maybe i shouldnt??
im sorry Z

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>>9097319
>labborb: is comf
Mmf
T-thanks. You this friendly to erryone or did I's just get lucky?

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>>9096963
I can be calm!... when it's actually safe!
>>9097007
I'm not scared, I'm cautious, and I have EVERY RIGHT TO BE given that people throw ultra balls at me and Ultra BEASTS seem to be attracted to me now.

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>>9097384
...So you have a problem with ultra anything?

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>>9097345
I tried a treatment to remove my toxins before.
It made me feel sick, and turned me grey...

>ultra beasts are supposed to be rare
>EVERY single character has seen them and somehow knows about them
h o w

>>9097422
Because there are ultra beast characters that show up for everyone.
Just because there's only one Xurkitree doesn't mean that one Xurkitree can't have shown its face to everyone.

That and something something news.

>>9097422
Because they're dicks. And they tried to murderize Unova and Gay Ghost Keep.

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>>9097301
I think so, I see a couple more scorch marks near it.
Lets go check it out.
>77: exit the building and look around the shop next door.
>The sign had long been taken down and the building looks like it has been abandoned for a while.
>77 attempts to pull off the boards over the front door.

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>>9097362
Uh...
I'm comfortable enough to do this wuth you?
>Rub lower, subconsciously

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>>9097422
>>9097451
(They aren't rare in the sense that there's not a lot of them. There's an unlimited number of each kind. They're just rare in the sense that they aren't supposed to show up everywhere.)
(I don't know about everyone else's characters, but all mine that know about them would realistically know about them - either through their association with Catalyst or through their association with the League. )
>>9097384
I doubt they are attracted to you any more than any other random Pokemon. Perhaps ask one of those Aether people about the matter.

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>>9097402
...well when you put it that way...

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>>9097345
Don't... apologize...
Do... what you... feel... is right...

>>9097500
>snug against a lobster
>nothing lewd here at all
...Do what?

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>>9097492
>The boards come off after a bit of work.
Alright, nice. Breaking and entering.
>33 rolls to kick the door open.

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>>9097537
Yes well when two of them show up out of nowhere and touch you you kinda get nervous.
Yes, two, this isn't the first time.

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>>9097587
Drink

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>>9097606
...Huh. That's... odd.

...Maybe they like you or something?

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>>9097217
>>9097306
Yeah! That's it!! A HoHo! I'm gonna befriend the HoHo!

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>>9097542
>77: zoom in with binoculars and take notes.

>>9097597
33 please, stand aside and let a professional do it.
>77 rolls to do the same as 33, but better.

>>9097542
(Hey can you stop using lewd images you underage faggot?)

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>>9097587
>>9097607
...
Massage?

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>>9097677
>>9097597
....
>Larvitar attempts to help and headbutt the door open

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>>9097652
I really hope not, one of them tried to touch my butt after... Arceus? Something teleported things up inside there and the Ultra Beast tried to get it out.
I'd rather not talk about it.
>Firecat: be embarrassed

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>>9097606
>>9097709
Hmm. I would suggest talking to someone from Aether, in that case.
Would you two like the leftover Coq Au Vin?

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>Sit up.
>Blink away dried blood.
-They have left.
>Sigh.
-I should find them.
-They could be in danger.
>Take to the skies.
>Search for companions.

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>>9097694
Oh hell. Confused the fug outta me. Guess I's jus' stopped thinkin' bout it as bein' a thing after a while.

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>>9097728
>Firecat: check time and realize it's brunch time
...Do you have breakfast food? Like waffles?

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>>9097755
It's...weird.
I usually don't do this sort of thing.
I guess it became a subconscious thing...

>>9097677
>Today is not 77's day.
>The boards don't budge and 77's knee connects with his chin.
>77 then falls over backwards onto the floor.
>The moral of the story is don't be a cocky shit.

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>>9097677
>>9097785
>He watches 77 hurt himself.
Nice.
>>9097706
>The door is opened.
Well at least you're better than 77.
>The restaurant is mostly empty.
>Most of the tables and chairs were taken out a long time ago.
>The floor seems to have been stripped away for remodeling at some point.
>Rolling for any potential noises with odds being yes.
>>9097785
Come on dude.
>He helps 77 up.

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>>9097709
Honestly, that sounds like they might LIKE like you. If you know what I mean.

>>9097728
>Chespin: be Kalosian
>Chespin: know what 'Coq au Vin' means
Oooh, sounds good to me-
>>9097771
...Right. Good point.

>>9097738
>Firecat and hedgehog chestnut are with honhonchef

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>>9097771
>>9097834
>Siebold: visibly cringe at the mention of waffles.
Non, we do not serve waffles. We have leftover.... Croissants and brioches, if you wish for breakfast foods.

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>>9097706
>77 looks up at the Larvitar.
Well, at least one of us helped.

>>9097808
Today really isn't my day...
>77 gets up with help from 33 and slowly walks inside the old restaurant, looking around for any scorch marks, or any sign that something is living here.

Ey, the fuck is up, /par/?
Anybody know how to get unbanned from PokeThrowdown?
They're a bunch of oversensitive hypocrites, but they're also the biggest battle-sim community I know of.
I got banned for posting a viral video.

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>>9097777
>777...7
>Man, Shelldon is one (un)lucky lobster.
>Payday v2, Gold bars: Applied to the lobster like big thicc butter bars

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>>9097914
You're fine man. Just stay back.
>Even: Yep.
>The bits of linoleum that aren't stripped out have burn marks and show that they've melted recently.
>Seems to be in the kitchen.
>33 grabs an Ultra Ball and boots his Snag Machine up.

>Enemy Action: Rolling with second to last number to dectect the grunts.

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The fruit lady was mean to me and mafe me cry

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>>9097970
You beg for forgiveness, assuming this is just the first time.

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>>9097970
dude
the fuckd you post
i could like
maybe talk to them
but i gotta know wtf you did first

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>>9097777
It's nice. I-I mean uh... You're really uh...
Look, I ain't good with the sappy stuff but... I...
I lo-

>>9097987
-FAKEN BASTAHD ASS GATTO THIS IS THE LAST TIME GODDAMN DIRTY JAY I'LL FAKKEN EAT YER GODDAMN KITTENS YOU BAHSTAHD ASS OMMOSESSUAL

>>9097970
...Is that you DeletAnon?

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>>9097987
>Clunk
Ow.
Ow...

>>9098039
>Lobster groaning

>>9097970
>ray

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>>9097893
Croissants sounds good.

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>>9097970
What was it you posted?

>>9098030
Beg? I don't beg.
>>9098036
>>9098635
I posted, uh, a pretty violent vid of a shitmon in a thread full of people bitching about shitmons. Everyone pulled a 180 and started acting like cucks, like they weren't cracking 'delete shitmon' jokes on the previous page.
>>9098264
Who's asking?

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>>9097414
really??
when i got it it made me feel sick but
i dont poison anyone anymore!!!
>>9097569
thank you
>he hugs Z

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>>9097991
Alright, same as before, I'll cover you in case anything goes wrong.
>77: equip a Great Ball and follow behind 33.
>Look around and try to spot the lavaslug.

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>>9098653
One thing is to joke, another is to actually commit murder or promote murder.
Enjoy your ban.

>>9098275
AAAAAA
>grab lobster
>snug
>protective borb cloak
YOU ARRIGHT? WE NEED A DOCTAH

-Clancy "Burnin' Through that Image Limit" MacGoogle

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>>9098653
Oh it's you again. Haven't you passed on yet? I was kinda looking forward to jamming you in a toilet brush or something.

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>>9098676
>Even.
>They both head into the kitchen.
>The lavaslug is presently sleeping next to one of the ovens.
...
>33 looks at 77 and gestures for him to try and catch it.

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>>9097893
>Observe from far in the sky.

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>>9098660
Maybe they used a different method?
You could try becoming a normal muk by trading toxins and bacteria with a normal muk, maybe?

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>>9098653
uh yeah no
fuck you
stay banned shitbag
your lucky i dont fucking tell the other sim sites

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>>9098653
That is self explanatory
You don't go around killing pokemon or posting videos of it
People don't like them but they are Still living beings

>>9098745
(*youre lucky)
(skitters fucks up yet again)

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>>9097893
Huh, okay, croissants sound good!
>Firecat: pull out a poke bean
I am totally shoving one of these into mine.

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>>9098735
>77 nods before throwing his Great Ball at the Macargo.

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>>9098660
>hugs back
You're... welcome...
>Z tries to smile even if he has no way to show it

>>9098763
(*you're lucky)
(you can't correct others if you can't get it right yourself)

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>>9098801
>33 shakes his head a bit.

>The ball clanks against the stove.
>The Magcargo wakes up!
>Even: It stands and fights.
>Odds: It's heading for the closest door.

>>9098679
You're with Cuck-a-lyst, your argument is invalid.
>>9098724
Still alive and kicking ass, bitch.
>>9098754
I'm just doing what everybody was joking about but nobody else has the balls to do, man.
>>9098745
I must secure the existence of good Pokemon and a future for competitive battlers. Is that really so bad?
Anyway, the Sinnoh rumors were a dead end and Mt. Coronet gives me the creeps. I'm gonna fuck outta this Region.

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>>9098692
>Groaning
>Attempt to recover from buttering

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>>9098803
(I didn't put it as "you're lucky" in the correction because Dave doesn't use apostrophes. Hence, the correction was made to look like what my post would have if I had gotten it right the first time. )
(Sorry if it seemed like I was an anon being a shitter, I was just dissing myself over not catching it the first time.)
>>9098770
>Siebold glares at the Litten
Do not. My croissants are perfect as is, do not ruin them with your filthy Alola beans.
>>9098626
Enjoy.
>He slides the leftover croissants over to the two Pokemon

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>>9098868
>Emerge from the shadows.
>Tie his shoelaces together.
>Or velcro his shoes to each other knowing his mental state.
>Back into the shadows.

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>>9098887
AAAAAAAAAA
>pet a lobster
>attempt to not scream
>scream a lot

>>9098918
>Deleteman: land flat on face.
>Shit gets actually real on a dubsfail.
The fuck, am I being haunted or something?

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>>9098742
oooh that sounds good!!!
ill try it!!
maybe if that doesnt work ill ask the humans
>>9098802
do you want to go somewhere today?? i hear there are cool things in the desert!!

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>>9098868
I think you meant, no one is heartless enough to do that
Why would you do that?

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>>9098868
thefuckyoujustcallmelilnigga
>[Curses Internally]

>>9098918
>spooky high five through ghost magic

>>9098946
Yes and it is hilarious.

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>>9098868
dude you arent securing shit by killing off shitmons
youre just screwing up the easiest way to fucking ev train and dicking over the competitive scene with your bs
theres probably some fucking ecosystem shit youre scewing up with your shit but thats ns argument

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>>9098912
Thank you.
>Chespin: calmly enjoy croissant
>Not as good as a nice macaron or pokepuff, but those are for dessert, not breakfast.

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>>9098868
Well, that's a shame. That you didn't not get lost in the woods forever, that is.

>>9098745
I already did, asked a few old sim friends. He got multiple bans for this shit in almost all of them, to the point of that he is now ban on sight.
Just how mentally defective you have to be to outedge the edgiest fucks on the Internet.

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>>9098938
Ugh...
Can you get me a potion...?

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>>9098994
>Brave Birb into castle
>grab a medkit
>Brave Birb back
>Gave yourself a nosebleed and a fugged up leg in the process but it's worth it

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>>9098971
The... ruins...
They sound... interesting...

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>>9098946
>A Will-o-wisp floats over to the sim warrior's leg
>roll for burning

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>>9098862
Alright 33, lets see you do better.
>Out comes Manectric.
Manectric, use Thunderbolt!
>0 SpA Manectric Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magcargo: 25-30 (23.8 - 28.5%) -- 85.7% chance to 4HKO

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>>9098971
Well, good luck.
...
If you want, maybe I could help?

>>9098973
Law of the jungle, if they were worth more than Salamence shit they wouldn't be shitmons.
>>9098975
A bitch. A salty, creepy, probably foreveralone bitch.
>>9098993
You son of a bitch, you got me banned?
>>9099069
>Deleteman's pant leg is now crispy and he smells of burnt hair in addition to death now, but he stomps it out before sustaining any serious injury.
>>9098984
The fuck. I used to think you were cool.

Ah, well. Not like the local cuck cops can stop me. Hell, I could feed a whole half-dozen shitmons and their Trainer to my team and get away with it.

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>>9098912
>Firecat: be confuzzled
Have you not gotten to try these things? There's a reason they're so valuable even in Alola, here, uh, maybe you can make them even better? Consider this payment for the brunch.
>Firecat: produce patterned pokebean and offer to hon hon in exchange for croissant.
>Firecat: enjoy brunch
...This is really good, thanks!

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>>9098993
fucking cool
good job sb
>>9099159
wah
sorry that i give more shits about the comp scene than i do your shitmon genocide
tell me dude
do you even know my last name

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>>9098993
Hey, Seb? I'm recommending we put out an all points bulletin to every field Grunt we have regarding a certain problem: >>9099159

Observe and report, don't engage openly without heavy reinforcements, keep local authorities posted?

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>>9099159
o rly

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>>9099018
Thanks...
>Spray self with potion
...
>Use rest on bird

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>>9099159
Just from the ones you were not already banned.
From a former sim warrior to you, I'll say that you should have stayed sim only, you fucked up little shit.

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>>9099081
>Miss!
Yeah, yeah I got this.
>Forretress sets up spikes at the exits.
>Magcargo goes for Ancientpower on Manectric!
0 SpA Magcargo Ancient Power vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manectric: 54-64 (70.1 - 83.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9099188
I will... See about it. Thank you.
>Siebold sticks the bean on the counter with the other food products.
>>9098985
How is it?
The croissants are Methe's favorite.

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>>9099243
>>9099234
>>9099213
I think you guys are essentially arguing with a wall.
He's not going to listen to anyone but himself. So, unless someone actually stops him physically, he's just gonna keep doing it.

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>>9099241
>bird: Is rested on
>YISS internally
Any better?

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>>9099159
BUT THIS ISN'T THE JUNGLE YOU IDIOT
YOU DIDN'T KILL TO SURVIVE YOU DID TO SHOW OFF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING
>he calms down
Scum like you makes me so angry

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>>9099327
Yeah...
You feeling okay?

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>>9099159
>You can hear whispering in Old English
>Two more Will-O-Wisps appear
>>9099261
(*Menthe)

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>>9099249
>77 forgot his battle music, clearly that's the only reason why he missed.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYXt_BjAe0&

Nice, thanks for the support 33.
Manectric, lets try that again, you can do it!
>Manectric looks back timidly at 77, before trying another Thunderbolt aimed at the Magcargo.
>0 SpA Manectric Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magcargo: 25-30 (23.8 - 28.5%) -- 85.7% chance to 4HKO

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>>9099261
Trust me, poke beans are amazing.
>Firecat: finish brunch with several crumbs in fur.
>Firecat: resist urge to clean self.
...Right, I should probably be going soon, good trainers don't find themselves.

>>9099213
I... uh, you never use it, man! Even the League doesn't talk about it!
>>9099329
>>9099243
Gonna feed you to my Salamence, soon as I get my team at full strength.
>>9099355
>Look around, freaking out a little
>Manage to got get burnt up
Fuck! Go, Greninja!
>Hidden Effect roll, go.

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>>9099234
They have been warned. Mostly at the ports and borders in case he really tries to skip region.

>>9099308
I'm very tempted to do it myself, and I regret missing he was right here in Unova last week.

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>>9099261
I can see why, they're great!

>>9099398
...I thought you were afraid of being caught. ...And, uh... can I come with?

...I don't think I want to stay with my old trainer.

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>>9099308
>Spooky Scary Sounds

>>9099403
Ssooo, you're saying you're not a full strength now? I don't suppose you'd be kind enough to tell me your location, blood type, name, sign, and any allergies you might have?

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>>9099386
Yeah yeah. You hit this time at least.
>Forretress drops another layer of spikes closer to the Magcargo.
Keep to special moves.

>Hit!
>The Magcargo panics.
>It uses Ancientpower again!
0 SpA Magcargo Ancient Power vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Manectric: 54-64 (70.1 - 83.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9099403
>LV 60 Greninja was sent out!
>He looks sickly and scared, and won't be hitting as hard (Hidden Effect odds)

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>>9099308
yeah im more talking to like idk
keep anyone else from doing it i guess
>>9099403
its gropius ya fucking dip

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>>9099403
>>9099447
That's enough.
>Darkrai uses Dark Void.

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>>9099403
Oh yeah
Without your team you are nothing but a weakling
I do you think you can take someone by yourself or you do you think you are hot shit?
I can kick your ass no problem like that
Or you only have guts when you have your pokemon with you?

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>>9099443
>Slightly spooked
Uh...hello?

>>9099424
I hope someone takes him down soon.
He's simply sickening.

>>9099469
Personally, I think very few people are messed up enough to act like him.
But I get what you mean.

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>>9099403
>>9099482
>Gadreel uses Curse on the Greninja
>Gadreel's hp is now at 50%, Greninja will take 1/4th of its HP per turn for damage
>>9099482
What is this human doing here.

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>>9099425
Correction: I'm concerned about being caught by an asshole, I'm looking for a trainer I can actually trust. Unlike your previous trainer.
Seriously that dude was an asshole, shooting a grass type with a flare gun after tying him to a tree!? What was it like a sex thing for him?
Fucking Mew, this is why I don't want to just get caught randomly.

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>>9099398
>>9099425
Hmm. I shall look up how to cook them. Do you wish for suggestions on trainers? The League sees a fair deal of trainers a year.

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>>9099444
You know 33, the sarcasm doesn't actually help.
I think I know how to battle.

>Magcargo, in it's panicked state manages to let out an immense amount of power directed at Manectric.
>Manectric tries to dodge at the last moment but is too slow, it yelps in pain as it's thrown across the room and into a pile of tables and chairs.
>Zapdoggo is KO'd.
Shit!
Well, Skarms wouldn't stand a chance against that.
>77: throw another Great Ball, hopefully Magcargo is weakened enough to be captured this time.

>>9099482
>Greninja was put to sleep!
>>9099531
>Shut down hard, Greninja's sleeping fitfully [75%]

FUCK!
Gengar, you're up!
>Gengar (L60) was sent out!

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>>9099509
Hello. Just appreciating a good idea. Feel free to ignore me. And my spooky sounds. It's my ringtone.

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>>9099567
I uhm... I suppose...

>>9099542
If it's any consolation... he didn't catch me, he got me off of Wonder Trade. I... don't think my first trainer would've given me to him had she known who he was, especially if he knew what he'd do to me...

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>>9099567
The League? How would you kn-
>Firecat: begin smoking out the ears slightly
...Oh Arceus I'm stupid, how the fuck did I not recognize an Elite Four member?
...Unfortunately I don't want a trainer you guys already know, I'm hoping to be someone's first pokemon.

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>>9099403
You are not strong yourself, your own 'mons aren't strong according to yourself. And you think you can intimidate me?

>>9099469
Hey, if we locate this fuckstick are you in for a double curbstomp battle?

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>>9099531
I'm not sure...
>>9099590
>Bad Dreams activates as well.
Alright.
>Darkrai uses Dark Void.

>>9099642
>Gengar was put to sleep!
>Greninja shudders and shakes [37%]!
>Deleteman calls them both back!
Fucking hell, what ARE you!?
>He tries to haul ass back towards town...

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>>9099620
(Correction: if SHE knew what he'd do to me)

>>9099624
...I wouldn't mind that either, to be honest. I think I remember something about not fitting regulations to be a League starter, though. Something about my ability?

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>>9099620
>>9099624
>Firecat: regret not waiting to post
Wonder Trade is fucking stupid, and it's part of why I want to be someone's first, anyone who already has other pokemon might just throw me into that mess, but if I'm someone's first... that's special, you know?

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>>9099590
>Gadreel uses Pain Split on the Geng-
>>9099666
....
>>9099642
.... are we letting him leave?

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>>9099666
What a fucking coward
Keeps saying how strong he is but when ever he fights someone stronger he runs away with his tail between his legs
You are all bark and no bite

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>>9099575
Holy fucking shit.
Are you fucking sure this thing is level 38?
>Odd.
>Nope, not weak enough.
>Magcargo realizes it has the advantage here.
>Forretress swivels in front of them.
>Magcargo slithers forward, odds and it takes spikes damage.
Fuck, fuck. 77 this is a kitchen, can you get Skarms to bust a pipe or something? I'll keep it occupied.
>Spikyseed is sent out!

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>>9099634
aight man ill use klinks and you can use
idk fucking
got a mon he would consider shit?

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>>9099666
...
>>9099692
Not at all. Come.
Let's bug him.
>Darkrai grabs his hand and pulls him into the shadows.