ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite type? Ru

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>>9081874
>Firecat: chill on park bench
Dark, I've seen some psychics do some fucked up shit.

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>>9081874
Anything that isn't a dragon.

>>9081874
bones

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>>9081874
I'm not really sure. Steel?
>>9081799
>Paper thing.
>Turn around.
Hello?

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>>9081904
>Solsquint.
>...What...kind...of...fucked...up...shit..?

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>>9081735
well, i see it kinda makes sense
>>9081793
now i'm more curious please tell me you ghost cutie

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>>9081971
Oh you know the usual, turning some guy into a meat puppet and forcing him to do horrible things for their own amusement.
Fucking Bruxish. Fuck Malamar, fuck psychics in general.

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>>9081874
Steel, obviously.

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>>9082020
That is incredibly rude. I have found Dark types to be prone to manipulation themselves as well. Extortion. Emotional abuse. I have seen it in the dreams of many.

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>>9082020
>Continued Solsquinting.
>A Lunatone floats over too.
>...Do...not...assume...we...are...all...like...that...

>Yes, there are those that are like that but we resent them as much as you do.

Do you feel it?
He comes

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>>9082183
Dark types can be emotionally abusive and extortionate, fine, whatever, they CANNOT turn you into a meat puppet, which is far worse in my opinion.

>>9082201
You have the potential to be that way, forgive me for being cautious.

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>>9082251
So can Ghost Types, yet you choose to focus on Psychic Types. Poison Types can cause chemical dependency, yet you brought that up neither.

>>9082307
I have yet to see a Ghost type turn someone into a Meatpuppet, I have seen one kill a man, and I'm from Alola, so I know the dangers of Salazzle, but only FUCKING PSYCHICS have done the worst of the lot.

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>>9082323
>Firecat: drink

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>>9081955
>Wave.

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>>9082251
-I have taken care of the problem.
>Take a seat.
-I truly wonder why some use their inherent abilities to wreak havoc on the lives of others. I see no reason for it.
>Look at cat.
-I hope I am not becoming an annoyance with my thinking out loud.
>Sigh and relax.

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>>9082251
>Everyone, Pokemon or human, has the potential to be that way.

>>9082323
>Squint.
>...I...have...yet...to...see...a...Psychic...type...do...any...of...those...things...
>...You...are...still...generalizing...a...whole...type...because...of...a...few...who...are...bad...

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>>9082323
If you have yet to see a Ghost possession it is only because you have not been paying attention. When you open your eyes the more harmful tendencies of all the types become clear.
You only view Psychics as the worst because you constantly watch for the evidence to support your belief.

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>>9082352
...
>Message 77.
>"I think I have another UB here..."
>Send the image over.
>Rev up the Snag Machine.

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>>9082368
Quite frankly I'm fighting the urge to run the fuck away right now on the off chance you know a decent trainer, and by decent I mean one that's a good person.

>>9082383
Only psychics have the potential to turn groups of people into meatpuppets, ghosts can only do one or two, poisons just require a gas mask, but psychics? You're either Dark, or you're fucked, all it takes is one douche to...
I have VERY good reason to be mistrustful of psychic types.

>>9082396
No, I haven't seen ghost possession because the ghosts in Alola just like to eat people instead, I have every reason to believe I'll be seeing worse now that I'm off the islands. As for evidence to support my "belief" that psychics can -not really WILL, but can- take over groups of people and turn them into meatpuppets, I've only seen it once, that doesn't mean I shouldn't be wary of it happening again.

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>>9082412
>"Alright, try not to accidentally catch yourself."
>"Want me to treeport back over to save you from getting cut to pieces?"

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>>9082478
bugs can also help agains psychics

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>>9082412
>A battle.
>Take stance.
>Lv20 Kartana challenges you.

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>>9082518
Well yes, but they aren't IMMUNE.
>Firecat: adjust scarf nervously while looking at the Xatu

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>>9082478
Volcanoes can erupt. Earthquakes can happen. Tsunamis can happen. People worry about them, but never have I seen someone generalize the entire planet as horrible over such a thing.

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>>9082412
>>9082524
>A UB portal opens

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>>9082500
>"Eh, I don't need my prince in shining armor to save me."
>"Probably. You can come if you want."
>>9082524
>Toss a-
>>9082583
Oh fuck, why are there more?

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>>9082552
but they resist psychic
amd can dish out damage to them
i'm just saying that bugs are good if you are fighting a psychic pokemon
i don't have a bug type but oh well

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>>9082478
>Both the psyrocks psysquint at you.
>Very well, you are not wrong but we feel that doesn't justify mistrust of an entire type of Pokemon.
>The psyrocks spin away.

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>>9082567
Mhmm, yes, well, when you see... THAT, you tend to become a little jaded.
>Firecat: shiver and adjust scarf some more.
>>9082647
And that's great, but unless they're completely immune a strong enough psychic can just take over their mind, for as long as they want.
>>9082652
So I'm a little paranoid, I have every fucking right to be.

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>>9082552
-I am not associated with any trainers. I have traveled alone for my entire life.
>Shift slightly and stretch wings out.
-Do not be uneasy. I share your concerns about them. I have seen my brothers and sisters taken. Previous companions also, taken not long after I met them.

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>>9082686
that is why you don't let said psychic control your mind
you gotta have a strong mind to do that
but i never saw a psychic type who is like that
but i should find a bug type
i do have a ghost type egg with my but i will have to wait until it hatches

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>>9082614
>"Sure you don't, you say that every time but you never seem to complain when I do show up and save you."
>"I'll be over in a sec, hopefully literally."
>77: attempt to treeport to 33.

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>>9082614
>guzz hasnt noticed 33 yet
>he tries to grab the kartana

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>sord: sharpen self
>attempt to find FOUL WYRMS and GREAT JUSTICE
>...or at least a way to kill time that doesn't involve stabbing more shrubs

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>>9082779
>77 there's a fucking..."
>>9082825
>Take notes.

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>>9082826
>you found a foul wyrm
sup

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>>9082689
I think you misunderstand, bird, I'm not nervous about a trainer, I'm looking for a decent one I can... maybe get attached to, enough for like, being able to use Z-moves. I'm nervous because psychics make me nervous, especially Bruxish.

>>9082752
Ghosts and Bug types help, but again, it's much simpler to be or have a Dark type, I don't want to find out just how strong my mind is at the wrong time, if you catch my drift.

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>>9082825
>>9082857
>77: walk through the portal which is a few feet in the air near 33.
>77: fall out and into the sand, face first.
>Skarmory: fall out and on top of 77.

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>>9082911
i get it, what happened to you to have such a grudge?
i heard that if you train your mind enough you shouldn't worry about that

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>>9082911
>Lean forwards with a gleaming look in eyes.
-Then we may search together. I seek companionship and exploration. I believe this will work for those intended goals.
>Tone: pleased, happy, excited.

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>>9082858
Hail Sir Poolkia! Hath thou seen a vile dragon about?

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>>9083017
I'd rather not talk about it.

>>9083032
Sorry bird, I'd prefer to fly solo right now, no offense.

...Is it weird that I want to be a trainer's first pokemon? Find some honest kid and help them become a better person? I don't want some jaded prick like... nevermind.

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>>9082857
>guzz is dum
>youre safe from being noticed
>>9082959
>kartana hasnt responded to guzz trying to eat him
>and you just opened a portal nearby
>guzz turns to look at 77

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>>9083098
that sounds rough
i'll stop asking then
but well, i hope it all goes well for you

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>>9082959
Arceus fuck, 77, are you alright?
>He runs over.
>>9083135
>Giant mouth thing.
>FORRETRESS DROPS ALL THE SPIKES
>ALL OF THEM

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>>9083188
>you have distracted him
>guzz begins eating the spikes

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>>9083135
>>9083258
>Skarmory gets up and flies to avoid the spikes.
>Metal bird screeching at Guzzlord.

>>9083188
>77: dizzy and not paying attention to the Guzzlord.
Uh, yeah I'm fine. Where's this thing you found then, did you catch it already?

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>>9083258
Oh fuck.
>He activates the scanner to figure out it's level.
>>9083313
>33 shoves 77.
We need to move, that thing is going to fucking eat us. It ate the fucking origami thing.

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>>9083098
-I... am sorry to hear that.
>Tone: Dejected.
-It is okay. I will remain here for a while to rest. If you do not mind.
>Lay down and look at the sky.
-It is not an odd idea, to want to be loved, to want to have just as much of an effect on someone else as they have on you.
>Close eyes.
-I only wish I had that chance.

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>>9083313
>guzz attempts to grab skarmory with a pincer, devouring spikes as he gives chase
>>9083397
>guzzlord : level 85

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>>9083498
>Firecat: pull poke bean out of scarf.
Yeah, no problem bird, sorry for being a little paranoid, I really can't help it.
>Firecat: offer poke bean to bird
Consider this me bribing you to not mind-fuck me.

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>>9083555
>trips fail
>perhaps dont try to eat things on the ground and run at the same time
>guzz trips and ends up on his back, roaring and flailing his limbs
>rolling for how many posts it takes him to get up again

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>>9083039
nope, sorry. no dragons around here. how goes your dragon search?

Well, had to deal with an emergency repair of one of Valerie's teleport pads, in a freakin' Sunday. Third darn time this week.

How's been going on for you all?

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well i hope it all goes well with the firecat
it probably had some bad experience with psychics

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>>9083397
What are you talking ab-

>>9083555
>>9083608
OH ARCEUS WHAT THE FUCK.
SKARMS GET AWAY FROM THAT THING.
>Skarmory easily dodges the pincer while screeching profusely at the Guzzlord.
>77: equip rifle and load a bullet.

I'm going to fucking end this thing before it hurts Skarms.
>77: aim at the downed Guzzlord.

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>>9083587
-It is fine. I do not require a bribe though, as I have said, I do not have any bad intentions, but I am rather famished nonetheless.
>Levitate bean to mouth and eat.
-It appears that I am improving.
>Open eyes and look at cat.
-Thank you. If I may ask though, if you find a trainer that is kind after you meet your own, I would like to know.

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>>9083645
I have found only one as of yet. T'was waylaied temporally by an irritable seller of cook'd hens from the distant County of Kentuckyshire. Managed to strike down at least one of his beasts however!

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>>9083648
It's okay... I've just been inside all day? Volcaronas are warm and cuddly

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>>9083648
Been clearing out rocks from N's castle/mansion

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>>9083555
>>9083608
>Take some notes.
>>9083698
>33 pushes the rifle down.
Dude. Do you see that hide? We can't kill it, come on let's get out of here before it eats us.

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>>9083698
>>9083835
>guzz is up and pissed the hell off
>he roars and charges the two grunts, pincers extended and snapping

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>>9083648
Got's me a hottub overhere's bambino. We're doin' a whole landscapin' thing at the castle now I's guess.

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>>9083796
Not a problem bird, that was a shitty attempt to crack a joke.
>Firecat: curl up and bury face into scarf
...Huh, vanilla, thanks Arceus

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>>9083648
pretty fine since it's my day off
it's pretty good

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>>9083835
Fuck, you're right.

>>9083866
Shitshitshitshitshit.
>77 grabs 33 and fucking runs.
>Skarmory screeches at the two grunts, trying to pick them up and fly them to safety.

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>>9083807
kentuckyshire? kfc stands for kalos fried chicken my stabby friends. what was the dragon?

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>>9083883
-Where did you obtain that scarf?
>Shift closer to get a better look.

>>9083808
Darn kid, consider yourself lucky, having something that rare.

>>9083810
Didn't knew Plasma had the balls to return to their old base of operations.
I know this is kinda off regulations but if you need traps and other devices inspected and repaired, I'm your man. Heck, I can do the electrical systems.

>>9083870
Hah, which castle? N's castle?

>>9083969
No days off for me, I need to be on call all day, every day.

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>>9083866
Fuck that's bad.
>>9083985
You need to fucking listen to me, man.
>Run after him.

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>>9083986
Really? Then what in blazes was that Decanus in white yelling about...?

Hm. No matter. The dragon we struck down was a twin headed beast, of fierce temper! Died in one swing though. Unseemed from the nave to the chaps.

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>>9083985
>>9084080
>odds
>no dice
>guzz screams at skarmory and tries again to snatch the shriek bird

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>>9084074
I dunno about that you'd have to talk to Frankie or N I guess.

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>>9084074
Nah, bambino, the one over in Orre. I ain't shackin' up with no finks. I mean they's do good work. But they still a buncha finks.

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>>9084074
Sounds annoying how long it usually takes to do your job?

>Meanwhile, in a park in Lumiose
>Some shifty guy with an old red jacket is walking by quickly

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>>9084082
uh. kalos wouldve been 'france' when you were alive. not sure im thinking of the right fight, nevermind.

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>>9084074
I do! Helios is great! Most people don't think he's as impressive as Nebby, but I still like him just as much!

>>9084157
That guy N gives me the creeps to be blunt, I'd rather work through an intermediary, with money in the table. Who is this Frank guy?

>>9084174
I've caught wind that Pyrite went boom and in place a castle full of freakshows went up. You seem like you know a thing or two about that place.

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>>9083998
I'm pretty sure Arceus gave it to me, it just kinda showed up around my neck a day or so ago. It's neat because I can put stuff in it... and as I just discovered, it smells like vanilla.

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>>9084080
Alright fine, fucking hell.
This time you were right, I'll give you that much.

>>9084123
>77 watches Guzzlord almost snatch Skarmory out of the sky.
NO.
>77: return Skarmory to his Pokeball.
>77: get idea.
>77 throws out the zaptree, hopefully far away from himself and 33.

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>>9084323
Hm. Odd indeed be the tides and wiles of peirlous fate.

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>>9084229
>Meanwhile, in that same park in Lumiose
>A Grass-type Pokemon is sitting in a Pokeball, rather at ease.
>Sure, he got Wonder-Traded. Sure, he'd only seen his new trainer once before, and at that, he'd seemed rather cold... but he was sure he'd warm up to him eventually.
>After all, if he didn't like him, he'd wonder-trade him to someone else, right?

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>>9084397
>[DEFENSIVE CHIRPING]
...Dem freaks be my friends and coworkers bambino. And I's happen to got a very intimate relationship with onna 'dem.

>>9084468
>The shifty looking guy is walking fast, deeper into a darker area of the park
>He goes to a remote tree and pulls out a bunch of rope
>and then, pops open the pokeball

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>>9084397
Frankie is my trainer.

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>>9084123
Fucker.
>>9084427
What are you doing? I think this is going to make it worse. Watch more of these things come.
>>9084123
>Forretress drops more spikes.

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>>9084427
>odds
>zaptree is right next to you
>guzz pauses for a sec
>engage ub speak
woah treebro, did you fuckin up and get yourself a humanbro too? help me out bro, theyre keeping me from calming these killer munchies
>>9084528
>eat the spikes
>odds he takes spikes damage

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>>9084399
-Interesting. It sounds useful. I can carry objects with telekinetic force, however, so it would not be useful in my wings.
>Shiver.
>Blink.
>Expression: Somewhat worried.

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>>9084518
>The Chespin lands on the ground between his trainer and the tree, and looks back up to him, smiling... not, of course, seeing the rope in his hands.
About time, it's lonely in there. So, what have you called upon me to vanquish?
>He then turns around... and blinks, looking around.
...Sir, I don't see anyone...

>>9084365
Something even more impressive than a Volcarona? I have seen many pokemon during my gym visits but not many things that impressive.

>>9084484
Calm down featherhead, I was asking who blew that hellhole up. An improvement if you ask me, but that might be because I had no family or friends there.

>>9084520
Well, the offer is still in the table. Currently in Kalos but often I have to go to Unova.

>>9084640
>The "trainer" is lacking a translator
>Maybe he was not provided by one, or is just too cheap for one
>Probably just can't afford one
Play nice and hug that tree for me, alright?

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>>9084727
>un-puff feathers
Oh. Dat'd be the capo. Somethin' about they was buggin' him so he came back an' torched the place.

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>>9084727
Yeah, Solgaleo! I guess he's the only one on Earth right now? I don't know, Nebby is just another friend to me! A big, warm friend!

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>>9084528
Shut the fuck up, we can use it as a distraction to get away.
Maybe it'll eat it and leave or something.
>77: continue running.

>>9084579
>Zaptree stands there, ignoring 77 and 33.
Yo Guzzbro, yeah, that guy that has the loud metal bird thing caught me after I just sorta showed up near them.
What can I do to help you out man?

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>>9084768
...Hug the tree? ...Uh... all right?
>The Chespin walks forward and wraps his forepaws around the trunk of the tree, confusion in both his voice and his face.
>What did his trainer want him to do this for...?

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>clover is doing her cleaning duty like usual
>>9084822
hello clancy how was your day?

>>9084833
>Time for the second to last step
Now, stay still.
>Tie up the Chespin to the tree

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>>9084579
>MORE SPIKES.
>>9084831
Alright. If you get us killed I'm haunting you.

>>9084622
You cold, bird?
>Firecat: look up from scarf
>Firecat: see >>9084884
...What the fuck? Some kinda bondage shit goin on?

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>>9084929
>Firecat: fuck up and forget image

>>9084822
To be honest, I would have done the same. Good on him.

>>9084829
Solga-what?

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>>9084884
Wah... what?! H-hey, what are you doing?!
>By the time the Chespin realized what was happening and started struggling, it was already too late- he was already halfway to being tied up.
>All his struggling ends up doing is making it so he's facing his trainer, instead of facing the tree.

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>>9084875
Been good so far. Ain't had no trouble yet. How's about you?

>>9084941
Dat's more like it.

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>>9084831
hey... you arent my fuckin treebro. he aint never called me guzzbro. I AINT STANDIN FOR NO FUCKIN HUMAN TRICKS. IM GONNA FUCKIN UP AND PAINT THE SAND WITH ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKIN RODENTS.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE TREE UP IN THIS SHIT, AND THATS MY FUCKIN TREEBRO.
>roar and attempt to devour the tree, last number
>>9084909
>devour e v e r y t h i n g
>rolling with second to last number to see if he takes spikes damage

>>9084195
(Shit, I forgot to reply to this one)
Depends, some jobs are a few minutes, another entire days.
Freakin' Skyla and her cannons, that took two weeks of heavy lifting, installing and configuring so the challengers don't end too concussed to fight. Might have been her whole strategy, thinking about it.

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>>9084929
-Do not approach them.
>Blink.
>Twitch.
-The trainer is armed.
>Pull cat behind wing with telekinesis.

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>>9084941
Solgaleo! It's um... It looks like this! The big white lion!

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>>9085046
...Fucking hell
>Firecat: get out from under bird and peek over bench
Son of a bitch!

>>9085000
>The rope was not tied correctly
>Maybe too loose, maybe not in the right way
>Either way, it's time for the final step
Keep hugging that tree, you don't need to see this.
>Take out a flare gun

>>9084929
>>9084938
>The shifty looking guy has yet to notice the Litten
>Mostly because of the Chespin making this messier for him

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>>9085012
well, she sound a bit crazy
why would someone put cannons in her gym
she is really famous but i didn't knew she was like that

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>>9085006
well, i'm having a good day
i cleaned the whole keep
how does it look?
should i do some more cleaning?

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>>9084909
Yeah well I'll haunt you more.
This thing just keeps on fucking going, what the fuck is wrong with these ultra shits.

>>9085008
>Zaptree panics as it gets devoured by Guzzlord.
>Roll to see if this actually slows Guzzlord down a bit.

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>>9085113
...Don't need to see what...?
>The Chespin turns his head and body the best he can in his rope restraints, not yet knowing how badly the rope was tied and believing them to be sound
>He freezes as he sees the flare gun in his trainer's hand.
...What is that...? W-what is that?!

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>>9085008
>FEAR
>DROP THE TOX SPIKES
>>9085202
No fucking clue, dude. Fuck.

>>9085006
Eh whatever featherhead.

>>9085048
Let me guess, champion of a region.

>>9085137
She is a total bitch when not in public or flying, heck, she wanted the cannons ready in three freakin' days.

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>>9085113
>Firecat: notice it's a flaregun
Fire, I can deal with fire!
>Firecat: jump over bench and start running towards the scene

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>>9084727
I'll pass it along I guess.

>>9085113
>Tap on his back.
Excuse me.

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>>9085197
...Ain'tchu's ever gonna take a day off? Place looks great but ya gonna work youself to death at this rate.

>>9085249
>squint
Why ya gotta make it racial bambino?

>>9085236
I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HUGGING THE TREE
>Slap the Chespin
Now, face the other way...
>Aim with the..

>>9085276
WHAT?

>>9085260
>Not noticed yet

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>>9085202
>>9085243
>guzz is slowed enough that he loses track of the two grunts
>his screech is ear piercing and blood curdling, the dragon retreating back to hilbert's home for now

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>>9085249
well, then
i just had my heart broken, i always thought that she was so nice, but now i see the truth
i mean she is still cute, but being like that isn't really something i'm intersted in

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>>9085307
Like, uh, prepare for tr- No, no.
We're Team Flare and we got crappy hair. Uh, fuck I suck at this.
Hand over the Chespin or my Houndoom makes you wish you shot yourself with that thing.

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>>9085249
Yeah, I'm Alola's champion, Sun! How'd you know?

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>>9085307
>Chespin: squeak in shock and a bit of pain, before turning away and hugging the tree tightly, shuddering.
>He thought his trainer liked him! After all, if he didn't, he'd wonder trade him away, right?
>Why was he doing this...?

>>9085367
>Muffled mahina pea in the distance.

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>>9085260
>Slowly follow the cat.
>Prepare to deflect the flare with telekinetic force.
-Be careful!

>[Roll indicates succesful or failed deflection.]

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>>9085307
>>9085373
>>9085359

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>>9085301
well...
i'm doing it so you guys can be happy that i'm here
just being here doing nothing would be a burden
and i already did take one day off
i don't think i should do any more

>>9085359
>You notice that the jacket this shifty guy is wearing is an old, dirty Team Flare jacket
>The pants too, but are dirty enough to be more of a brown now
How about you piss off, you have already ruined my life enough.

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>>9085447
Aw, damn, Lars? Don't you still owe- Never mind. Have fun with whatever you're doing.
>The Flare Grunt fucks off.

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>>9085243
If we make it out of this alive, no more messing with those things, alright?

>>9085317
>77: run faster at the sound of the screech.

>>9085301
Hey, at least I'm not calling you birdbrain.

>>9085267
Thanks Sylveon.

>>9085367
You look like these trainers that eventually get to become champions. That and the darn big unique lion.

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>>9085317
Fuck. I think it's gone.
>>9085486
>33 slows down a bit.
Fuck. You want to go back to base? I should get that Solosis for any escape needs.

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>>9085417
Amico, you ain't no burden, and no one wants you gone. Hell, hot wings u'd burn the place down if wes ever tried. Do whatcha want, you work more than anyone but tha capos.

>>9085494
Ay! Dat's our word.

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>>9085447
>>9085464
>Chespin is still hugging the tree and shuddering.
>...He does, however, sneak a peek over to his trainer after a bit.

>>9085464
Of course I still owe the team, and the lenders, and...
>Flare Grunt fucks off
Good riddance.

>>9085373
Lets get with this already.
>Take aim with the flare gun

>>9085395
(You get to roll again)

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>>9085521
thanks
that really means a lot
but i always worked like this ever since i was just a formantis
i don't know much else to do
max, is the first time i loved someone
and the first time i was loved by somoene
but i don't know what to do, my whole life was just work, work, work

>>9085555
>Failquads
>Ratty, old flaregun drops the flare out of the muzzle
Don't do this now, I can't afford another round

>>9085551
>He sees the flare in the ground

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>>9085494
Oh! Um... thanks! I like Nebby and all but.... my other Pokémon deserve credit too... they work just as hard!
>>9085382
>Sun clamps his hands over his ears and curls up
Please no....

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>>9085555
>>9085615
>...Confused chespin sounds.
>What's going on...?!

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>>9085639
>Firecat: intervene and attempt to stop the man from shooting

>>9085639
>Flare: picked up and back in the gun
>Lars is clearly pissed off
Now or fucking never
>Ready
>Aim
>FIRE
>Rolling for if it hits

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>>9085615
>Pull flare away from trainer with telekinesis.
>Walk closer.
-Drop the firearm.

>[Roll dictates success or failure. Upon success, round is held behind Xatu, and upon failure, the telekinesis is ineffective.]

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>>9085519
>77 slows down and stops, catching his breath.
Fuck me...yeah, lets just do that.
>77 lets out Skarmory again, who runs over to stop 77 from falling over.
>Concerned screeching.

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>>9085602
Work on takin' it easy some time arright? You earned it.

If you ain't gonna do it for yourself do it for the team. You're blowin' 'the resta us outta the water, heh.

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>>9085696
>Firecat: be too late to stop the shot entirely and instead hope to aim it elsewhere

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>>9085705
>33 offers 77 his canteen.
Let's chill for a second so you don't pass out, alright?

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>>9085696
>>9085676
>>9085699
>Chespin is still left confused as the flare is... directed towards Xatu...?!

>>9085736
>Or not
>Chespin got shot with the flare gun and is now on fire
>Chespin-flavored screaming

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>>9085710
you're right
i'll do my best in taking a another day off
maybe i should go on a date with max
that would distract me from work
i'll ask him tomorow if he want to go out or not
but it will be fine if he doesn't want to

>>9085699
>Dubfails
>Flaregun aimed toward yourself right before it fired

>>9085736
>Aimed it back towards Chespin
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

>>9085789
Shit, not Bulletproof.

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>>9085860
>Firecat: apply fire fangs to douchebag Trainer

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>>9085860
>Bulletproof doesn't really protect against what is essentially an Ember attack.
>Or maybe it doesn't count because he can't brace for impact.
>Or maybe he really is Overgrow.

>Either way, burning, screaming Chespin.

>Chespin basically attempts to get out of the rope bonds and find some way to not be on fire. First priority: struggle out of rope bonds. (Rollan.)

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>>9085763
Yeah, I uh...
>77 passes out, leaning on the metal bird.
>Skarmory looks up at 33, then back down at 77, panicking slightly.

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>>9085940
>Rush to Chespin.
-Give me a moment.
>Search for body of water.
>Find small pond.
-I am sorry.
>Telekinetically hurl Chespin into pond after assisting with ropes.

>[Evens indicate success, odds indicate failure by way of either not working or launching Chespin into the ground.]

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>>9085830
I'm sure he's gonna wanna. Hell, we's got mostava hot tub workin'. Mayhaps we's finish it up and you alls can break it in.

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>>9085942
It's fine I'll help.
>He picks 77 up and heads off with the screechbirb to get him a hotel room.

>>9085901
FUCK
OFF
>Throw firecat into the ground

>>9085940
>>9085987
AND YOU COME BACK HERE
>He has a pokeball in one hand, empty flaregun in the other

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>>9085987
>Chespin is successfully flung into the ground after getting himself out of the ropes (which might also be on fire).

>Assuming he was flung CLOSE to a body of water, Chespin looks for it, then tosses himself in. (Failure indicates he was nowhere near one to begin with, probably.)

>>9086044
>Chespin is both screaming too loud, and consumed with enough pain from being consumed by flames, to not even notice his own trainer yelling for him.

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>>9085997
hot tub
me and max
>she starts blushing
i never even thought of that

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>>9086044
>Firecat: get dumped on ground
>Firecat: BURN TRAINER

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>>9086105
>observe pink plant somehow becoming pinker
...Uh. Do you's need a private moment or somethin'?

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>>9086139
no, it's fine
i just got a bit flustered
i'm better now
>she tries to regain composture

>>9086075
>Run after the badly burned chesp
>Even in this state it must be worth something

>>9086126
OHFUCKITBURNS
>Rolling to throw yourself into that nearby pond chespin is searching for

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>>9086212
-I have had enough!
>Cool: Lost.
>Anger: Obtained.
>Use psychic to slam trainer against the same tree the Chespin was tied to.

>[Failure results in the manuever not working. Multi-digit failure results in psychic backlash.]

Hello, I hear this is a good place to pose questions, how would a normal trainer go about obtaining Mewtwo?

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>>9086212
>Well, at least Chespin has something to follow
>Chespin makes the most ungraceful dive ever, hoping to Arceus and Mew that he has the lake this time.
>Or whatever body of water is in this park.

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>>9086212
>Firecat: be pissed and limp towards Trainer
>Firecat: prepare another Ember for the trainer's crotch

>>9086394
Simple. You don't.

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>>9086394
...Are you asking how someone goes about tracking down an emotionally unstable, possibly genocidal, mutant demigod made by techno-raping the clone of cat jesus?

Is that what you're asking?

>>9086364
>Shitbag thrown into the tree right before dousing the fire
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9086418
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9086394
Um... which one? One of them is with Blaine, I don't think he'll trade it.... I don't know anything about the other one...

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>>9086448
>Mew: appear
You left out the part where they techno-raped cat jesus first.
>Mew: disappear

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>>9086473
>Firecat: actually light this guy's crotch on fire

>>9086428
But I do.
>>9086448
Absolutely.
>>9086476
There is a second one? I'll have to read up on that one. Sun, you're smart. I'm asking this for an aesthetic purpose. What's a decent catlike pokemon? I have an Alolan Meowth with me presently.

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>>9086546
I believe they sometimes inhabit cav-

>>9086480
...Did. Was that...?
>sneakweed: have serious existential crisis
>curl into hoop
>roll away
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

>>9086204
What a cutie
That toucannon sure is lucky to have her as a girlfriend

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>>9086546
What kinda decent? Purrloin and Litten kinda fit your color scheme... maybe a Skitty and a Glameow too.... and then your last one could be... um... Shinx!

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>>9086404
>Well, it's a good thing that grass-types float about as well as wood does
>Chespin wouldn't otherwise know how to swim.

>Either way, as he's bobbing, he's also sobbing. He's had a very, very rough day, to put things lightly.

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>>9086590
Caves?
>>9086621
Thank you, champion. I already have a few pokemon on my team. I'll need to go visit a few caves now.
At the very least I can get some training in to help my team be stronger.

>>9086733
Is that a jiji reference

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>>9086473
>Telepathic voice increases in volume as it is directed right into the trainer's mind.
-Why must people behave in this manner?
-You will be punished.
>Psyshock.

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>>9086733
Oh... what Pokémon do you have?

>>9086545
>Miss
>Crotch may still be salvaged

>>9086783
I JUST NEEDED A QUICK BUCK
>Try to run to the pond again
>And if so, try to catch >>9086660

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>>9086824
>Chespin isn't paying attention- as far as he knows, this was already over. He was already out of the fire.
>Nope, here's the frying pan, out to get him.
>...As already stated, grass types are still surprisingly buoyant, but Chespin doesn't actually know how to swim. So he's not running away any time soon.

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>>9086733
>sneakweed: still mid-existential crisis
>attempt regain composure
>you're an archaeologist Arceus damnit, not a damn psyduck
Ahem. Yes. Rumor of one hailing in a certain cave or in some old abandoned mansion where Rocket did some sort of odd experiments.

All nonsense of course. Absurd rumors made up by older trainers trying to aw greenhorns with make up pseudo-intellectual cockery.

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>>9086758
It is.
>>9086808
I'm not supposed to reveal my entire team. An Alolan Meowth. I need to fill the rest of it up.
>>9086904
Thank you very much, cock.

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>>9086783
>[Failure results in backlash.]
>Collapse.
>Blood drips from eyes.
-I have overdone it.
>Lay on ground.
-This is not good.
>Attempt to recover.

>>9086938
Clearly there's no such thing as a mewtwo and you should stay away from Kalos. And take the spherical slave collars with you.

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>>9086938
Um... okay! Have fun with that! Uh... Some people count the Eeveelutions as cats, so maybe try one of those?

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>>9086941
>Remain on ground.
>Slip into coma to recover.
>Slight distortions in the air and light around the bird appear.

>>9086875
>Rage + desperation + being set on fire = adrenaline
>Lars tries to pull out his single pokeball to which the Chespin is registered to

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>>9087728
>Chespin squeals in fear, then... well, tries to use something to stop his trainer from doing anything else to him
>Chespin used Vine Whip!

>>9087830
>The Vine Whip connects, making Lars drop the pokeball
>It sinks to the bottom of the pond
>Lars dives for the ball
>Only on evendubs the ball is recovered this easily

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>>9087907
>One good thing about apricorn balls
>With how much plant matter is around the core, they float

>Chespin uses another Vine Whip on a tree branch to pull himself out of the pond, and into a treetop
>Here, he collapses in pain and exhaustion
>Come morning, the firecat will be able to simply look up and see a severely burnt chespin that needs medical treatment

>>9087997
>Lars passes out of the pain mid dive
>He floats to the surface, face down
>He will probably drown if left like this

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>>9088040
>Chespin groans softly, not yet entirely passed out, but not entirely awake, either... looking down from the tree he'd pulled himself into
>...Huh. That... that isn't healthy, he shouldn't...
>Chespin drapes a vine down, and turns the man he saw onto his back, so he could breathe...
>...Huh... Isn't that... someone he recognized...?...
>Chespin's thoughts trail off as he gives in to the pain and exhaustion... but not before pulling his vine back up about three-fourths of the way.
>It's obvious he's up there, but the man probably wouldn't be able to reach him without climbing the tree.

>>9088223
>Lars isn't going to wake up anytime soon
>Even then, without the pokeball he can't do much

bampo

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bunp

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*bzz bzz*
>what's buzzin?
>cutiefly is here to bzz

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>>9086020
>77 wakes up again in the hotel room with a headache.
>33 and Skarms are both still asleep.
>77 sits down on the edge of the bed and takes a long drink from his canteen.
>He puts on some music through his helmet, to try and make himself feel better.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGIR8gOmCuM

>Firecat: wake up after apparently taking a harder hit than she realized and see Chespin
Oh shit.
>Firecat: pull Oran berry out of scarf
This better work.
>Firecat: force-feed berry to Chespin

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>>9090625
>Firecat: forget image

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>>9090629
>Firecat: realize Xatu is also KO
Son of a bitch...
>Firecat: pull out second Oran berry
This is my last one, don't do this again around me, got it?
>Firecat: force feed berry to Xatu

I want stuntbro to fuck me

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>sleepy Italian sounds

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>>9091995
>Tub making noises

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>>9092029
>Crap, that's loud
>Arise Borbun

Tha fak...?

>Brave Bird yourself to the noise

Oh. Ay, amico. How's the thing goin'? Anythin' I's can do?

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>>9092066
Uh...
>Fiddling with pipes
>Has made a stand for the metal tub out of scrap, and made a firepit under it
Not sure how to put the pipes in.
Any suggestions for cutting a hole?

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>>9092126
Huh... stand back a sec marito.

>steady
>aim
>Brave Bird a hole in the tub
>Gonna just go ahead and assume this works unless i straight up faildubs because seriously, how do you miss a non-moving extremely obvious target

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>>9092169
...
Well...that worked.
>Glue pipe in hole
>Screw on valve
>Moves pipe's opposite end over to the plastic tub
Think we should have a way to drain the other tub?

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>>9092215
Uhh... put tha heatin' one on a higher pl-at-form?

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>>9092256
Hook them up to pipes that guide the water out a window or something?

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>>9092301
>roost on
Yeah, somethin' like that. Gotta try an' make it look good, maybe have it drain outta gargoyle or somethin' insteada just havin' a bigass pipe hangin' out a window. This is a class joint, can't have no scrub shit.

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>>9092330
Where do we get a gargoyle or other...fancy thing from?
>Attempt to make pipe hole in both tubs with claws

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>>9092371
...No idea. That's more the capo's thing. Maybe we's just get it workin' for now and worry about that later.

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>>9092417
That's what I was thinking.
Get it working for now.
>Valve both holes
>Attach pipes to both, and direct them out the window

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>>9092473
Good job 'dere.
>pat lobsterback
>again, not the British soldiers

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>>9092543
Thanks.
...
So...now we get some wood and water, and try it out?

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>>9092634
Yep. You's wanna get some wattah?

>go grab the wood

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>>9092799
>Fill up tub with buckets
Any luck with the wood?

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>>9092863
>dubfails to find wood
...I got rocks. Lemme try dat again.

>obtain wood

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>>9092896
...
Nice wood.
That should work.
>Pile it up
Now...how to light it...

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>>9092964
...I'd take the capo's club an do it but I like my feathers unburned. Hol, on, i got this

>obtain two sticks
>do the thing with the sticks and the fire
>have no idea what you're doing

>>9093084
>it worked
>holy fug
...I did dat intentionally.

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>>9093084
>>9093204
Neat.
Thanks.
>Wait for water to heat up, adding wood to the fire occasionally

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>>9093234
>waiting bird sounds
...So. Now wat?

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>>9090625
>>9090629
>Very hedge-ey hedgehog groans softly as he finally wakes up. ...I assume the firecat took him out of the tree.
>Something about Oran berries... they speed up healing of the flesh and fighting spirit, and... don't exactly work when the flesh can't grow.
>Case in point: when the body is covered in second-degree, third-degree, and probably at least one fourth-degree, burns.
>Should've fed him a Rawst berry.

Ohhhh... wha happened...?

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>>9093351
>Dip claw in water
Should be hot enough.
What do you think?

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>>9093380
>Firecat: pull out a poke bean
Hey, dude, you uh, took a bad burn, I don't have any berries, but like, if you're good to walk, we can find a pokecenter, if you're not good to walk, eat this, settle your stomach, and I'll find a potion or something.

>Chuckles is back
(Unlike HB, I missed him)

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>>9093457
>borb: go plop
>water: become the borbbath
Works for me, amico

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>>9093474
Oh, uh... thank you. I... I think I can walk...
>Chespin rises to his feet, wincing softly as this means moving his arms- which, aside from the formerly-hardened shell on his back, bore the brunt of the burns
>After a bit, he walks forward a bit, then gives a weak smile to the cat.
I... yeah, I think I should be able to make it... thank you.

>>9093539
(Emrys is back too, the whole family is getting back together, creepy nephew included)

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>>9093539
(I missed you guys too.)

>>9093576
>>9093539
its a shame really

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>>9093567
>Firecat: give poke bean anyways
These things don't really help, but they're really good, might help you feel better until we get to a Pokecenter... and I don't know where one is.
Fuck.

>>9093603
(What part? That they left in the first place, that HB is back, that they're all back?)

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>>9093565
>Slide in next to borb
>Platonic hug
This is great...
>Happy sigh

>>9093636
hb never left
chuckles is a shitpost magnet that has a tendency to butt in on plots
emrys is emrys

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>>9093638
>hug lobster
>semi-platonic
Yep. Don't see why 'dese things are so expensive. Ain't took us no time at all.

>borb/jiji/bones/slash
otp

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>>9093630
...I uh... I don't know where one is either... I'm from Camphrier Town, not... wherever this is.
>Chestnut hedgehog: use vines from Vine Whip to accept poke bean because arms are currently pain, then take a nibble from the top... then a blink.
This... this really is really good...! What is it...?

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>>9093677
Maybe it's all the fancy details and stuff?
>Massage birb back, platonically

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>>9093700
Alolan Poke bean, not even the best kind, I save those for when I forget to eat for a day straight, I've only got two of those left, but I've got ten of the normal ones and a few pattern beans.
>Firecat: look around and see if she can spot a Pokecenter

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>>9093746
>comfy birb sounds
>monotonically
Fakken' jays. Buyin' all the stupid shit they don't need.

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>>9093760
Well... it tastes great! Thank you.

Uh... what's your name?
>Chespin assists Firecat in attempting to spot a Pokecenter.
>Rollan.

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>>9093797
>Firecat: spot pokecenter
There's a Pokecenter over this way! Come on!
>Firecat: pretend not to hear question about name.

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>>9093809
Oh, uh, all right.
>Chespin follows Tiff, nomming on the Pokebean and trying not to think of burns and pain.
>Along the way, he spots a blue-and-green square of cloth hanging from a tree, and snatches it with the vine currently not holding a Pokebean.
>Never know when you might need a neckerchief. And a high enough density of my pics of Chespin have it so it doesn't make much sense to not have it.

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>>9093850
>Firecat: lead way to pokecenter!
>Firecat: get Chespin medical treatment!