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>>9100268
>Joke here
>>9100161
>I wonder if he can hear the Old English muttering from Gadreel?
>Either way, Old English whispers echo
>>9100218
... his whispered of weak Pokemon... Perhaps we should make him weak in return.
*bzz*
>i will be floatin around, providing moral support!
(diglett cave, because diglett)
>>9100268
The one with all the Bones.
>>9100186
>ball clicks open
>produce an offensively happy pumpkaboo because Mort can't translate and do spooky stuff at the same time
...Good enough. So what can Madam Camelia do for you this fine evening my dear airplane?
>>9100210
Hmm. Was just in town a few days ago
...how the hell did I miss a flying rainbow rock
>>9100246
Waaay ahead of you there Invaders From Space.
Wait that wasn't a sentai show.
>>9100268
I grew fond of Fuchsia City while I lived there though it was the only city i stayed in for a long period of time.
>>9100268
Virbank is actually pretty nice, I like the weather here.
>>9100148
Maybe the future, maybe not. I'm pretty sure I am in good standing with the spirits and the denizens of the afterlife.
>>9100240
(A badly timed dubs in a dramatic scene happened. it was retconned anyway)
>>9100255
Thanks, heh.
>Dubfail.
>You managed to catch a fridge!
>I'm kidding,
>The fridge must be on top of it.
>33 and Solosis push it off.
>Rolling for if it's barely conscious with odds being yep.
>>9100266
Uhhh... I guess we just take the money. Might need to use it for something.
>>9100217
But yeah, let's go. Uh... I think he's still in the park...?
slow the fug down jfc
>>9100352
Who jfc?
>>9100296
>Follow after him.
>>9100304
Interesting...
How should we? Physically? Frailty?
Oh! Any pokemon that dies because of him makes him become more frail?
>>9100352
sanic thred
>>9100311
Oh well
You seem to hold your alcohol pretty well
>empties the cup and fills again
I'm not the best but i'm good enough
>>9100328
I swear to Arceus if this doesn't work this time the Magcargo fucking dies and we pretend it got away.
>77: very slowly and carefully walk up the Macargo, Great Ball in hand.
>Aim carefully, take your time.
>Deep breath.
>Focus.
>Fucking smash that Pokeball into the side of Magcargo's rock shell.
>>9100311
Uh...
I have a plan for the future.
To become a trainer, and catch myself, so I would never have to worry about pokeballs or being owned.
Can you tell me anything about how it would go?
>>9100296
>Hop into delet man's shadow
>>9100370
Perhaps a doubled curse we should try... For each to die by he his form shall become ever weaker. For every Pokemon he kills he shall spend several hours in their form.
>>9100343
Lead the way.
>>9100418
>Ding!
>You got a Magcargo!
>33 sighs a bit.
Fuck, man. Let's get out of here, come on.
>He unlocks the back door and pushes it open.
>>9100343
Yeah, last I saw he was kinda waterlogged.
>>9100488
On it, chef!
>Firecat: return to the park!
im straight
>>9100586
Give it a week
>>9100566
>There's an ambulance there
>Odds, and it is departing
>>9100488
Yes, sir.
>Chespin: salute (or, well, the best he can with the kinda-stiff burns that are still in the process of healing), then follow Tiff back to the park.
>>9100566
...You still never told me your name.
>>9100320
Oh yeah. You have to do something REALLY fucked up to get someone to pop over from The Other Side (TM) just to get you.
>>9100410
Whatever you say Ninja Storm.
>>9100452
Hm. Alright. Lemme get this clear. You're asking about your prospects of getting registered as a trainer so you can catch yourself? Am I in the ballpark?
Gotta be precise with these things. Can't go spamming The Other Side with errata text you know. And Yveltal help you if you're vague and get caught in a Monkey Paw kinda deal because you said the wrong question.
>Mort: go prepare spook portal
>Kiskae the Disturbingly Cheery Pumpkaboo: Translate everything Hex says to the jet fighter mon to sound obnoxiously friendly
>>9100593
Hour* fixed it for you there anon.
>>9100601
>Firecat: ignore chestnut in favor of ambulance
>>9100597
Oh shit, I think that's our guy, quick, after him!
>Firecat: be speedy!
>>9100622
Yeah.
My general chances of achieving it.
take a drink every time shitty replysail fucks up replies
>>9100667
(Someone needs to arrest latias for being cute.)
>>9100495
Alright man, thanks for the help.
Let me just get Skarms.
>77 walks over to the poor metal bird, still lying on the floor unconscious.
>He returns Skarmory to his Pokeball before following 33 out the back of the building.
...I think I need to go back to base, get Skarms, Zappy and this Magcargo healed up.
It's gonna be a long walk without Skarms, are you going to come with me or do you want to stay here and meet up again somewhere else?
>>9100651
>Continue observing.
>Notice the direction they are heading.
>Descend to meet them.
-Hello again.
-I am sorry for losing conciousness.
-I overexerted myself.
-Is everyone unharmed?
>Notice ambulance.
-I will follow behind you, if needed.
>>9100651
>The ambulance is too fast
>And the scumbag trainer is not in the pond
>You do notice that the ambulance is from the General Hospital of Lumiose
>Roll if you notice something else
>>9100680
(Ray, Borb, and sometimes Skitts and Chuckles?)
>>9100817
(I've got just the thing)
>>9100680
(this is how everyone gets alcohol poisoning)
>>9100819
I'll tag along since none of my team got KOed. Best to make sure you don't get killed on your way there.
>Shove him.
Come ooon.
>>9100622
>finishes the keg
well this was really good
where did you find this?
but hey, it's fun drinking with someone
how was your day?
>he is a bit tipsy
>>9100667
Alright, let's get rolling.
>siiiiiip
>spooky sip
SPIRITS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
GIVE ME NOW THE TRUTH I CRAVE
WILL THIS JET BECOME A TRAINER
AND SAVE HERSELF FROM LIFE OF RETAINER?
>roll for prediction quality
>>9100834
Hey, glad to see you're okay, we're fine now, we need to follow that ambulance!
>>9100841
>Rollan
Luminose general hospital, come on!
>>9100597
...Wait, what?
>>9100651
W-wait! Hold up!
>Chespin: attempt to follow faste cate
>Chespin: Probably fail utterly
>He's a tank, not a rogue
>>9100841
Yeah, he's not in the pond anymore...
>Rolling for noticing things
>>9100834
Oh, hello. Are you the nice bird from last night? I don't really remember much after I was tied to a tree and... uh, shot with a flare gun, I guess? ...other than fire and pain.
>>9100843
(normally when im slow as fuck responding im either busy or just not too invested in a scene. That said... )
>>9100887
>>9100902
>Siebold: drop a tip off with the police and fuck off back to your restaurant to get shit done
>>9100853
(But what if I want alcohol poisoning?)
(Everyone take a shot for every single image used In par!!)
>>9100886
...
So...good chance?
>>9100944
Oh! There's something in pond!
...You don't think it's...
>>9100919
W-wait! What about... I-I don't want to stay with that guy forever...!
>>9100883
Yeah, funny how the one whose Pokemon didn't actually get hit didn't have any of them KO'd.
I'm coming you fucking nerd.
>Shove him back.
>77 follows 33 as they walk off into the desert, towards the Cipher Key Lair.
>>9100885
Harassed a serial killer. Got chased away from a cat by a talking bird. Normal stuff. How about you?
>>9100966
Hmm. Well. Keep in mind these things aren't iron clad. Mortal obstinacy is more than enough to defy immortal arrogance.
But from what I'm seeing, it looks like fate favors you strongly. Dunno what you did, but someone out there is pulling pretty hard for you.
>>9100988
>Dubshove.
Fuck, heh. Yeah, yeah. You finally been working out I see.
At least the bosses are gonna be happy.
>>9101017
Well... that's good to hear.
Thank you.
...
So...what do you want for payment?
>Pulls out 5400p from a bag, along with some berries
>>9100983
-Yes.
-I did my best to help you last night.
-It did not go well.
-I can pull that object out of the pond for you, though.
>Attempt to remove object from pond.>>9100887
-I will follow in a moment.
>>9101017
i called said serial killer a coward and challenged him to a fist fight but he didn't respond, probably because he was being chased by ghosts
how similar
>he drinks another cup
but oh well, at leat i'm having a drink with a cutie right now
>>9100919
Oh okay, just leave I guess, that's cool.
>>9100983
Relax, we can probably get you unregistered at a Pokecenter or something. We know where the ambulance is going now.
>>9101107
I'll stick around, relax.
>>9101106
That really all you got to your name?
Ugh...Fuck.
Know what? This one's on the house. Consider it my good deed for the week.
>>9101114
...I'm just gonna assume you're talking about the pumpkin.
>open bottle 3/8
>>9101144
I... y-yeah, all right.
>Chestnut makes some worried sounds, but he at least tries to calm down.
>>9101107
...So, uh, did you get it? ...What is it?
>>9101046
Nah, you're just easy to shove around.
>77: put his arm over 33's shoulder.
That's one off the list, soon we'll have all the Shadow Pokemon back where they belong, being looked after properly instead of having to fend for themselves out in the wild where people can attack them.
>>9101180
why would you think that?
i'm just staying like this but i'll keep this way
but this but hey, at least i'm not drinking alone, with someone else is fun
>>9101107
>It slipped away back into the bottom
>It felt spherical, in your mind
>>9100268
Oh!!! Hau'Oli!!
>>9101180
Um... Hey... Do you know how to keep away Ghosts...
>>9101236
Sure I am.
>Give him a headbutt.
You mean where they can kill everyone and shit? I'll make sure I bring revives next time.
>>9101180
Sorry...
I don't really need money, so I don't really carry much around...
>Hand her 4000p
I hope that's at least a decent amount...
>>9101217
-My grasp slipped.
-I will try again.
>>9101263
>With improved understanding of the object's shape, Xatu has an improved chance to succeed.
>[Consider evens & 1 the success threshold.]
>>9101299
mahina
>>9101311
>>9101236
>Imitate 33
>Headbutt 77
>>9101240
Wouldn't know. Don't get a chance to do it much. Got my spooky friends though.
>>9101299
Of course. I'd be pretty shit at this job if all I could do is summon them. End up like those Channeler creeps or somethin'.
Whatcha workin with kiddo? Ghasty in the gutters? Haunter in your Hummer? Ditch full of Dusknoir?
>>9101328
>shove the money back at the airplane
Nah, keep it. I mean it. I know what it's like to be hard up like that. Just remember me when you're a big fancy trainer, alright?
>pat airplane
>>9101364
>The object floats out of the pond and into your grasp
>It's a pokeball
>>9101368
>Sun winces and whimpers
>>9101389
It's... um... Can you keep a secret?
>>9101311
>Bonk.
>Good thing 77's wearing his helmet.
33, what are you doing.
>77: shake 33's helmet around a bit.
Yeah, that too.
>>9101376
>Larvitar headbutts 77 in the knee between gaps in the armor.
Owww, fuck.
Why?
>77: limp the rest of the way back to base.
>>9101389
>Take it back
...
Alright. I will.
Thank you.
>Flies off, but not before leaving behind a pecha berry
>>9101376
Hahaha. Good work.
>Pet the dino.
>>9101446
Alright. I will man.
>Get back to base.
>Grab some extra revives and some snax for the dino.
>>9101409
>>9101458
...Uhm... y-yeah. It is.
>Chespin: accept wet Pokeball, and look it over.
So... now what? This... doesn't mean I'm now my own trainer, does it? I'm still registered to him, right?
>>9101431
C'mon. Do I look like someone that talks to a lot of people? Confidentiality is my middle name.
>>9101487
HEY YOU FORGOT YOUR... uh... well.
>that lati is long gone
WELL I'M GIVING IT BACK IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
>>9101496
I... don't know, sorry, we should probably go to the hospital and make sure about that.
...Where IS the hospital? Bird, can you like, point us in the right direction?
>>9101389
well, it's good for me at least
especially for someone like you
>>9101496
-I am unsure of the law.
>>9101144
-How does this system work?
>Cock head in an inquisitive manner.
>>9101535
>Prepare to follow.
>>9101518
Okay... It's um... Lunala... The giant bat..
>>9101628
Gave you the succ that's what
>>9101535
I uh... I don't know either.
>>9101594
>Follow the birb because he's probably the only one who knows where it might be.
>>9101594
Just like, fly up and find the hospital I guess, and then come back down and guide us?
>>9101680
>Firecat: follow the others
>>9101666
S A T A N I C
U
C
C
>>9101680
>>9101699
>Telepathically send images of the land being viewed from above.
-This should make the route easier to comprehend.
-No flying necessary.
>Begin walking.
-Let us be on our way.
>>9101546
Hey, go crazy Red Ranger.
>>9101628
Hm. That's a bit of a weird thing to be worried about... uhh...
>banging sounds
>sounds of books (read: trashy lite novels) getting shoved off of the table
Uuhhhh.... "Secret Book of The Sacred Rites of Yveltal", not gonna help here, "Care and Feeding of Litwick".... "Miss Jirachi's Draonite Maid" how the hell did that get in there... AH! Got it! Knew I had a book on Alolan folklore somewhere.
Looks like it's got a serious weakness to Ghost and Dark types. And it'll have trouble escaping if you can keep the third eye shut, sounds like it might even be a weak point. Sableye or a Spiritomb would have a good shot against it. I'd go with the Sableye personally, last spiritomb I met was a little bit... uh. Inappropriate.
As for keeping them away... Hell, I'm surprised you're not out trying to hunt one down. Not like they're terribly common. Normal ghost removing precautions, keep wards and talismans up, sage when needed, send up a nice prayer to the Extra Crispy God when you're feeling spooked.
>>9101801
I've been listening on some... possibly illegal to monitor channels, he got raped by the Lunala, I don't think he wants to ever see it again.
>>9101801
nice
>he picks another keg
and sorry if i'm a bit annoying
i get a bit flirty when i get drinking
so how much should i pay you for those kegs?
>>9101801
Yo, what's up, /par/?
I got Guilty Conscience Tour 2017 going, I'm looking at one last crazy job, and I might have all my debts paid off soon.
How are you all doing?
Computer refused to work for a while. Blue thing shorted out or something, and had to get a replacement.
Anyways, How is everyone tonight?
>>9101839
( bruh, IC knowledge != OOC knowledge, you'd only know that shit if you were peeping through the window. Even the Pew thing, you'd have to have tapped either a Champ's or an IP Agent's personal phones. )
>>9101785
I... I don't know how...?
>This makes the chestnut's head hurt
>Chespin: follow psybird
>>9101839
(There's no way anyone would know this, since Anabal and Helios are the only ones who even know Sun got raped by Lunala, and Anabel specifically isn't telling anyone about what happened.)
(I've kinda just been playing the OOC response people off as Sun's anxiety and intrusive thoughts, since they don't respond to/get responded to by others, but having a faceless anon know and tell people that is a bit much for me.)
>>9101801
Okay... Where can I get wards..? They won't hurt my Decidueye, will they..?
>>9101745
>>9101666
>He clamps his hands over his ears
Please stop...
>>9102056
inb4 emrys whines
>>9102056
Doing alright, little dude.
How's business? Inventory moving at a decent pace?
>>9101785
...This is really, really weird, but okay.
>Follow psybirb
>>9102089
(about? I don't care if other people play a stabcat, I like them and enjoy seeing more of them as long as they're not complete assholes... or did you mean sexual whining, I really can't tell with you people)
>>9101935
...How much you got LionForce?
>>9102037
>>9102056
Finally had a new customer. Ended up making it a freebie though. Might get a couple more pokes in. They seem to take to the whole fortune telling thing better than humies.
>>9102085
Huh. Well. You can specialize. Alola has a few old tribal things for appeasing spirits and warding, you could give those a crack if you don't want to risk irritating your bird.
Actually the decidueye might be a good choice to fight off the bat if it's bothering you, assuming it's got some ghost moves on it.
>>9102167
>Grab a few beer cans.
>Start rattling them against the ceiling.
>>9102139
Sort of slow, but still going great!
Although, I might not have enough for fuel this month, but I'm sure I'll be able to sell enough!
>>9102167
Neat.
I'm sure you are doing great.
>>9102142
>He plays firecat
(Could of fooled me. Keep up the good work.)
>>9102056
>>9102202
Hello.
...are you some kind of salesmon?
>>9102167
let me see
>the next 3 digits x10 is the ammount of money he has right now
>>9102225
(Four months is a long time for people to change and git gud at the whole "don't be a dick" thing I guess)
>>9102265
(795p)
>>9102287
(People learn faster then others. Most never do.)
>>9102292
(sorry i miswrote)
(i meant last)
>>9102243
Yes!
I sell all sorts of cool things from my boat, and have great prices and deals.
>>9102167
Nice. I might come in for a second consultation, I got the dosh for it right now.
Mostly I'm worried my karma's ultra-fucked if you know what I mean.
>>9102202
I'll swing by if you're in the area, okay, buddy?
thanks for taking that stuff off my hands earlier, by the way. I hope you were able to flip it pretty quick.
>>9102167
Um... His only Ghost move is Spirit Shackle... And that traps things....
>>9102083
>>9102142
>Walk to hospital with Litten and Chespin following close behind.
-It is simple projection.
-Nothing to worry about.
>The group arrives at the hospital.
-We are here.
-Where do we go to find the trainer?
>The Xatu waits for directions.
>>9102448
(Drink)
>>9102187
...I sense a presence. A presence capable of fuckstomping me. And not the fun kind of fuckstomping.
>re-ball Mort and Kiskae before they get hurt.
>>9102265
I'll take that.
>>9102202
...Sure. Let's go with that.
>>9102377
Feel free to stop buy. I'm always open. Except when I'm not.
>>9102398
Oh. Well crap. Yeah, go for the Sable then. As for grabbing the wards, you'd probably have to be on Alola. Might pick them up from a curio shop or some traditionalists if you can find any. I'd offer to hack you one up myself but this damn book's older than the islands it's about. Not a word on how to make them in there.
>>9102448
Yeah, man. Stopped in, pawned some stuff with him when I was dead broke, looking to buy some stuff now that I'm not dead broke.
>>9102475
Sweet. I'm gonna see if I can pick up a little more freelance stuff and drop in in a bit.
>Rolling for successful freelance work
>>9102460
W-well, it still gives me a headache...
...
I uhm, I don't know.
>>9102475
so
how will i take a taxi home?
or should i stay here with you the whole night?
>>9102460
Uh... maybe we can just ask.
>Firecat: walk up to the counter and realize she's too damn short
Uhh... excuse me, can anyone understand me up there? We're looking for a trainer!
>>9102377
I always have great deals available.
Stop by anytime.
Also...I sold most of it. So that's good.
>>9102448
Oh yeah!
Do you need more money for that, by the way?
>>9102475
Hmm...
I sell some useful things at low prices.
If you ever want to stop by.
>>9102475
>Poke out of the ceiling.
I'd offer to invite my husband and make it the fun sort of fuckstomping but...
We are not into that.
How are you?
>Attempt to drink a soda upside down.
>>9102475
Oh... Um... Do you know any curio thingys in Alola..?
>>9102516
More abandoned stuff from your old bosses, I'm going to guess.
>>9102550
>Thinking
>...Thinking
>.......!
Well, damn. You fooled me right through the phone call, thought Fluffles was just an human with an odd name.
Yeah, the campaign ended but can be renovated, same prices.
>>9102549
Secretary: "We have many trainers here with different injuries, you need to be more specific"
>>9102709
>Firecat: look at Chespin
Hey, uh, if we give you a pokeball registered to him, can you UNregister it? He uh, kinda shot this guy in the face and got wounded when we were trying to stop it.
>>9102516
>cash register sounds
>>9102526
...Depends, are you a ghost?
>>9102550
I'll make a note to head over. You got anything for a old truck? Or like, the front half of one?
>>9102571
Huh. That's something you don't see every day. Hello Mister... Rai. I'm doing alright. Had a bad case of conscience earlier, ended up screwing myself out of lunch money. How's it going for you?
>attempt to kick mess under table and sofa
>oh god mom told you this was going to happen one day
>>9102611
Hmm... Well. I think I remember one being around Poni Path, but it's been years since I've seen that area. Last time I was there it was for missionary work back when uh... yeah. A while ago.
>>9102549
Uhm... my trainer.
>Chespin basically describes ex-Flare Grunt Lars, even throwing in dirty red jacket and pants.
...He was found in the park lake not that long ago?
...And actually, I'm going to be honest... The real reason we need him is-
>>9102741
...Yeah, that. With a flare gun.
...Also, it was in the back. Not the face.
>Chespin: turn around and motion to bandaged, burnt body.
>>9102611
I'm docked at poni island right now, actually!
Not sure what you are looking for, but I might have it.
>>9102684
Neat!
Although...I am a little short on money right now, actually.
Maybe next month?
>>9102758
I...do have a few parts and decorations that miiight work?
>>9100268
odale town now that it's a crater.
>>9102758
last time i checked i'm not one but i knew i friend of mine who was
>>9102758
>Sit on her sofa.
Rai? You shorten my name to king in a different language? How sweet.
It's been most well. I have a good husband, don't have to sulk on Newmoon Island forever...
You need money? I can get you some but you'll have to owe me a favor~
>>9102684
Yeah. The grunts who didn't get killed in southeast Kanto stormed some place in Fallarbor, left their shit behind.
Anyway, you got any work for a decently skilled grunt?
I just fixed somebody's broken-down bike, got some weight in my pocket for that, but I'm looking for something a little riskier and more substantial.
>>9102758
Alright! I'll go check there! Thanks!
>Sun grabs his Pokeballs, hesitating at the door for a few seconds before leaving
>>9102823
Which boat?
>>9102900
All right, then.
>Chespin smiles, waiting patiently. Won't be much longer now before this is solved.
>>9102823
Well, I know where I'm headed when I stop being... technically homeless.
>>9102836
>boop snoot
>>9102891
...Uh. Stuntbro, this is... Darkrai. Darkrai, Stuntbro.
>>9102907
...What kind of favor? Is this the kind of favor that ends with me getting burned at the stake or sent to Jerusalem's Lot with nothing but a candle and a old journal? Just so you know my soul is already half way sold, so you're gonna have to do a buyout if you want it.
>>9102956
Best of luck kid!
...FUCK I DIDN'T CHARGE FOR THAT EITHER.
>>9103016
oh, hey, is he your friend?
>>9102907
umm... hello
>he drunkly waves to the darkrai
how are you doing mr darkrai
>>9102823
Take your time, maybe come here to Unova where there are more potential buyers.
>>9102937
>Internal alarms blaring
...was it a bunker per chance? Route 113?
Either way, there is a bounty on a murderous shitheel of a trainer currently in Sinnoh. He might be trying to escape the region at the moment, and there's not much known about him but his snuff videos.
>Videos sent
>>9103016
The kind that I'll come up with terms for at a later date.
Oh? To Giratina?
>He puts his elbows on the arm of the couch and looks at her.
I'd like to think I'm at least a bit cooler than him. No? I'm certainly not a narcoleptic like he.
>>9103093
I am well. You, Stuntbro?
>>9102956
It's old and rickety, made of wood, but works just fine.
And has "fluff and stuff" painted on the side.
>>9103016
Good.
I'll look forward to your visit.
>>9103119
Been trying to find a good place to set up shop.
Unova is good, huh?
>>9103016
>>9103093
....
>Rearrange some furniture in the background
>>9103016
ARRRGH
don't touch me with your dirty human hands!
>>9103140
i'm good
but i'm a bit tipsy
but other than that i'm fine
>>9103160
hello to you too
>>9103162
and this guys i he your friend too?
>>9103000
>The police arrives almost immediately.
>An officer with a translator steps up
Officer, to the Chespin: I'm going to need your statement of the events
>>9103140
Giratina? Nope. Try again. Not surprised if you don't know who to. I'm not quite as devout as I used to be.
>as if the piles of hentai and empty cans didn't make that clear.
>>9103160
Go ahead, can't fuck it up the trailer worse than it already is.
>>9103162
You know, getting angry spirits peace is an old hobby of mine. Feel like chatting?
>>9103148
Alright! I'll be there!
>Call up a ride Pokemon
>Rolling for how long it takes Sun to get there
>>9103200
...A bit?
>>9103218
>He stares her down for a moment before putting his hands on the arm of the couch.
>He leans out toward her.
>His legs just stay in the same place on the couch.
>You swear they get longer.
Yveltal?
>>9103200
define friend.
>>9103218
Chat with a human? About what exactly?
>>9103119
Yeah. Not much stuff there - A few torn-up uniforms, a few medical items, and some batteries. Place looked like it got torn up in a search, then abandoned in a hurry. I get the feeling I kinda fucked up there.
>Video: gotten.
Ugh... fuck. Yeah, I'll bring this sick fuck down. If he tries to kill me, I'm giving him the business good, though, orders or not.
>Ollie: peace out. Complications on a dubsfail.
>>9103200
Hail.
>>9103218
Is that a challenge?
>>9103206
Well, he got me off of Wonder Trade, and I honestly only remember coming out of the Pokeball twice after that. The first time, he popped me out to scan me with his Pokedex, then... just put me back in. The other time was last night...
>The Chespin then starts describing what happened last night, not leaving out any details... up until when he actually got hit with the flare, where he admits that he didn't remember much, giving the excuse that... well, he was either on fire or had just recently been extinguished from having been on fire and was thus in quite a lot of pain, and thus, wasn't really paying attention to what else was happening.
>>9103266
Caught me. Non-practicing.
>>9103275
Feelings. Regrets. What makes you mad. Hell, just go and rant at me. Pull out a shadow strike if you've gotta. You'll feel better.
>>9103311
No, but I can't really stop you. Trying to argue with gods is generally bad for your health.
>>9103240
>Digging through a pile of cloth
>Perks up
Oh. Hey there!
What are you looking for?
>>9103345
I can fill in the rest sir
>Firecat: describe everything in as much detail as possible
>>9103266
okay
i'm really wasted but i'm still concious so it's fine
>>9103275
i guess not then
>>9103311
are you aquainted with darkrai?
and the cute hex maniac over there?
>>9103367
Oh I suppose I'll have to fight Yveltal for your soul then.
>He chuckles a bit.
I'm joking. I'm sure my husband and I could arrange a comfy body for you when you pass on.
>>9103414
Don't pass out. I'll be happy to have a snack with your dreams.
>>9103367
Hm. I have rearranged your furniture to form a spell circle. Do with that as you please.
>>9103414
... Darkrai is my husband. Never before I have seen the Hex Maniac of which you speak.
>>9103345
>>9103391
>Notes taken
Officer: you are in luck, a flare gun and a spent flare were found near the tree you describe, and the Pokemon Center diagnostics fit in with an assault with a flare. This is an open and shut case, thanks for your cooperation
>Officer asks something to the secretary, then goes to Lars room
>>9103367
We are all mad here. Violence is for the insecure. I have no regrets. And i feel fantastic now that Odale town is gone. What about you, human?
>>9103479
>Chespin gives a relieved sigh.
So... now what?
>>9103283
Good luck. And next time cross reference that you aren't stealing from your own employers.
You're off the hook, just this time.
>>9103443
i doubt my dreams are very tasty but i'll keep that in mind
i doubt it will be a pleasant feeling
>>9103463
well, congratulations for you two, and that both of would have a fantastic afterlife together
>>9103481
i'm not really mad honestly
>>9103443
Appreciate it, but I've still got work to do out here. ...Were your legs always that long?
>>9103463
Oh, thanks. I'll figure out something for that.
>>9103481
Heheheheh woo boy. We'll be here for a while if we go down that loppit hole.
>>9103516
>Ollie: feel heart skip a beat.
Oh, shit. I am so, so, sorry, I thought that facility was hostile, all I got was some heart meds near expiration and a pair of uniforms that might've been yours.
I'll hunt down that asshole now, my team's ready and eager.
>Ollie: didn't roll dubsfail, shenanigans have landed him in Sinnoh successfully.
>>9103550
Many thanks. A word of advice you may find relevant: do not touch a witches herbs.
>>9103564
Summoning would likely be of greatest ease.
>>9103443
>touch the leg
Darkrai? I would advise those be put away before one loses an eye.
>>9103550
You are.
>>9103564
but unlike you i have a LOT of time. Why are you here anyway?
>>9103550
It really won't be.
>He laughs.
I am still very much alive, Stuntbro. I lack the ghost typing my husband has.
>>9103564
Oh well.
...Yes.
>>9103666
>Sax music playing internally.
...Are you sure?
>>9103509
Uh... get you unregistered, so I guess follow the cop?
>Firecat: bumble along after police
>>9103666
>look at dat 6tanic leg touching
>cover lamps eyes, that's not appropriate
>>9103670
Work. I need money, people need closure. Win win. I go freelance once in a while if it's for the right reason, but I'm not exactly a fan of it.
>>9103690
>do not look at the squid beak
>that is bad
>>9103509
-I am unsure.
-I only stayed to rest.
>Thinking.
>>9103666
>>9103735
>Sweat.
>>9103724
Yeah, that works.
>Chespin: follow the cat, clutching own Pokeball in paws.
>>9103666
>satantrip
>he takes it by heart
okay sir i'll won't
>>9103670
nah, i'm pretty content with my life
>>9103690
well, okay well at least it's good that both are happy
>>9103735
...
>he nods
>"nice"
>>9103690
....
>sweat
>wrap tail around the lewd legs and keep them closed
>>9103735
>>9103762
>Stare down lamp and hex maniac
>>9103785
Why have you chosen to take up residence with this witch?
>>9103380
Um...
>Sun tries to force his cheery smile
Wards! The kinds against ghosts... Um... Old alolan ones!
>>9103785
STOP CREEPING ON THE-
>>9103837
DON'T LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HI- wait, who you callin' a witch? Medium. Medium. Not witch. Medium. I had to work for that title.
>>9103735
aaah of course. money. the root of all evil constructed by the minds of man. I take it money is your closure then?
>>9103785
No human is content. liar.
>>9103509
>>9103724
>The door to Lars room is closed
>You hear sobbing and something about debt
>The the Police Officer comes out
Officer: "Case closed, he confessed. His trainer registration is going to get revoked, but you still need to come with me to the station"
>>9103785
Thank you. What do you do, anyway?
>>9103837
I will close my legs, my apologies for worrying you.
>Close them around the tail.
Oh, how idiotic of me~! I suppose you must be stuck now.
Forever.
>>9103899
Witches are much cooler.
>>9103910
All right.
>Chespin smiles brightly as he follows the police officer, still clutching the Pokeball.
>>9103837
just coincidence
i ended up taking some drinks, and have to wait until i'm not drunk to drive back home
i i guess i'l stay here for a while
>>9103899
i'm not crepping on the lamp
>>9103903
if you say so
i don't know how a pokemon know about exactly all humans in existance, but who knows mabye you do know them
>>9103936
well i'm a stunt actor
well, at least i'm glad the work tomorrow will be shot at night for the next episode
so i can wake up late
>>9103903
Closure? I don't have any closure. Never have, probably never will. If I can help someone pass on and get to eat, then it's good enough. Speaking of which, don't suppose you've seen a latias anywhere? I need to give her back a berry.
>>9103936
Witches don't get amazing trailers.
>>9104003
DON'T CREEP ON MY LAMP EITHER.
MY LAMP.
MINE.
>>9103910
>Firecat: be paranoid
Uhhh... hang on, what for?
>>9103859
Oh. Uh...
>Hand him a shoebox with a few scraps of odd looking paper in it
>They all have runic writing on them
Not sure if those count...?
>>9104032
I assume I'm coming so he can unregister me. He's getting his license revoked, right? That's what you need to be a trainer.
I mean, it's what we came here for, anyways.
>>9103899
Why would you choose to be a medium over a witch? You can do so much more as a witch...
>>9103936
I am stuck between your legs forever. How unfortunate.
>Snake the tail further up the leg
>>9104003
Hm. Have you considered taking up witchcraft?
>>9104109
...Adoption
>Firecat: be curious
Does that mean we get to like, interview potential trainers beforehand or something?
>>9104003
I know humans. I know what they truly want. they won't ever get it though haaha!!
>>9104029
I've seen a lot of pokemon around. Latias never stay in one place. finding them again is neigh impossible.
>>9104109
That... means I'm going to a different trainer, right?
Sounds good to me.
>Chespin goes into the police car without question... but after a bit, looks over to Litten.
>>9104139
...Uhm... can she come with me? She wasn't one of his Pokemon, but... she saved my life, and she's looking for a new trainer, too.
>>9104003
Interesting line of work. Can I get into the television business?
>He laughs a bit.
>>9104029
I think amazing is an overstatement.
>>9104112
It'll be very strange to battle like th-
>He's cut short by the touch.
Th-this. Is this proper to do when others are watching?
>>9103645
Apology accepted. To be honest the bunker was cleaned out of everything useful before they escaped, and we were not able to yet repair it.
Yes, the uniforms were ours. Were, still phasing out Plasma uniforms for Catalyst uniforms.
>>9104112
I'd rather do what I like and sleep at night. If nothing else, all this mystic shit helps a few people feel better.
>sip
And I get paid upfront.
>>9104140
Yeah, well, too fuckin' bad. I owe her a berry. She deserves it more than I do.
>>9104186
...Impressive?
>>9104139
Officer: "I don't run the adoption facilities but maybe"
>>9104174
Officer: "A wild? Ah whatever, come in"
>>9104029
isn't that what you were going to say earlier?
or were you going to say something else?
it's your lamp i wasn't going to go after him
>>9104112
never even thought about it before
i don't know
>>9104140
if you say so
>>9104186
depends
maybe we can make a horror movie and make you a star
>he laughs too
>>9104230
Well, she was being paranoid about Ultra Balls, so I assume she's wild.
>Chespin: scooch over to make room for firecat in what I assume to be the back seat.
>>9104139
...You still haven't told me your name.
>>9104272
Uh...
>Firecat: pull out pokebean
You hungry? I'm hungry
>Firecat: nomf pokebean and offer another to Chespin
>>9104313
...
...Okay, new question. Why aren't you telling me your name? ...I mean, if you don't have one, just say so.
I mean... I don't.
>Chespin nibbles the top of the bean. He's too focused on Firecat to really enjoy it, though.
>>9104231
Perhaps she can teach you.
>>9104209
Hm. It seems that spiritual witchcraft would fit you. If nothing else it makes spirits easier to deal with.
Tell me... What ghost would you wish to come back as?
>>9104186
Are they watching? Oh my. It must have slipped my notice.
>Up the skirt the tail goes
Hi internet!
Can I ask you a questin?
My mom is kinda weird right now.
She got an evelope with a letter in it and she read it and she got a funny look and went to her room.
Can anyone help?
>>9104359
...I don't want to give out my name unless I know the person I give it to is gonna stick around.
>Firecat: munch poke bean
>>9104231
Don't worry about it. Just avoid acts of voyeurism.
>>9104360
Maybe. Dunno if I'm ready for that leap. If I had to come back? Maybe a Banette or something. Be innocuous enough to keep my work going without worrying about spooking people too much. Mismagius might work though.
>>9104231
Hahaha. That would be very fun.
>>9104360
>Gay void noise.
I suppose I'll have to punish you.
>He grabs the tail and rubs the base of it with his hand.
>>9104209
Nooo...
>>9104379
...Where's your dad, dude?
>>9104477
...I will. I mean... as long as the adoption thing doesn't end up splitting us apart, but I'm pretty set on sticking with you.
>Hedgehog: continue to nom pokebean.
>>9104504
Don't worry i'll stop looking at your breasts
I'll at least try to
And i apologize in advance if i fail
But i gotta say they are nice
>>9104523
I bet it would be
>>9104360
Sound fun
As long as i don't do anything life threatening or that would take something to give in
But i'll might learn something useful
>>9104582
And that is exactly why you're not getting my name, I highly doubt someone's going to want two starters.
>Firecat: sigh and go through stockpile of pokebeans, considering eating a rainbow
>evens she resists the temptation to eat her ultimate comfort food
>>9104634
>Firecat: drink
>>9104634
...Oh. ...All right.
...You seem tense...
>Chespin: relax a bit. Or at least, as much as he can while his back is still healing from being burned by a flare gun.
>>9104582
>>9104643
Officer: "We're here. Come inside you two"
>>9104572
My dad's not here.
I didnt get to meet him, Mommy says he left before she had me.
I can try to get the letter though?
>>9104693
Yes well, new situation and all, I have every right to be nervous about a lot of things right now.
>>9104695
>Firecat: follow the copper
>>9104695
Oh, all right.
>Chespin hops out of the police car, and takes a look around as he follows the police officer.
>Pop out of UB portal.
>Attempt to slam dunk Sun into the trash.
>>9104711
Ask your mom what's wrong first, little dude
>>9104582
>>9104634
>Stand quietly behind the seated pokemon.
-Do you believe I could find a suitable trainer?
>Look down.
-I could also go with one of you...
-I do not know what I am to do.
>>9104745
Im not a dude I'm a girl.
But OK I will, thank you mister!
>>9104607
Magic always takes something. Energy, materials... There is always a cost.
>>9104504
You just wish for a nice hat, do you not?
>>9104523
>Original gay ghost sounds
>The tail curls and wraps around the hand
I-i suppose you will
>>9104078
Um... I think the stuff I'm looking for is-
>>9104741
>Sun shrieks in surprise and manages to duck out of the way of its grasp
SOLEIL!
>Out goes Heliolisk
>It flares its hood in a threat display
Hello.
I am a human.
And I come from Earth.
If I want to be in a relationship.
But the relationship has two,
How do I get in?
-Anonymous
>>9104523
...Decent?
>>9104791
>do not stare at lewd ghosts
Hat would be nice.
>>9104863
Memes.
>>9104846
>Chespin happily follows the officer into the station, then into the office, without a second thought.
>>9104863
Depends on the relationship. Some peeps are open to poly, some aren't. Woo both of them and see how it goes.
Anybody know where a Sinnoan can get a ride to either Hoenn or Unova?
Long story, but I pissed some people off and I need to lay low for a while.
>>9104846
>Wait outside of the station.
>Think to self about current situation.
>Wonder if it is worth the effort to pursue such a goal.
I found out why my Mommy was feeling funny.
Daddy sent us some money but Mommy's not sure if she wants to see him or not.
Theres another good thing - I can get my Trainers Licence soon! Its gonna be great!
>>9104937
Uh... Probably not! You just gotta communicate. Wanna tell us about your crushes?
>>9104938
Aw man, better get something that knows surf! Who'd you piss off?
>>9104937
>sord: fly outta fukkin' nowhere
Hail fellow warrior! Memes be the strange magic of this world. It hath the power to rewrite reality.
>>9104846
>Firecat: cautiously follow police officer and look around
>>9105006
The first is rather tall, he makes jokes and has white, ah, hair.
The other is rather large, not as fond of jokes but kind all the same.
I myself practice battle, they practice, ah, drugs, something I am not fond of.
>>9105022
Hail, blade.
I would offer to battle you but I fear I would be too strong.
Thank you for the information, I appreciate it greatly.
-Anonymous
>>9105006
Surf? Really? Surf's a fucking shit move. I've got a Pokemon that knows Fly, but he's sick right now.
As for who I pissed off, I ain't saying but they've got serious firepower. Enough to make even a high-powered Trainer run for cover.
>>9104791
i understand that
i'll just becareful with it
>>9105131
All right, sounds good.
>Chespin finds somewhere comfy, and motions for the firecat to come over to where he is.
>...The way he's basically flopped on his stomach on a beanbag or something else soft (depending on what there is) ends up showing that his back is covered with bandages, but he gives a friendly face to the humans and other Pokemon.
>>9105070
>Perfectly Legitimate Criminal: posting time.
Sounds like you need an emergency exit.
I'll do it, drop you in any Region you want. One million Poke, and no, I'm not haggling. You're in no position to negotiate. Just give me coordinates for the rendezvous.
>Pokerface
>>9105070
Ahahah you came crawling back here
dumb faggot, I can't wait until they grab your lardass and free your pokemon from your grubby hands
>>9105070
Surf? Shit?
That's the dumbest thing I've heard today.
>>9105187
>Firecat: curl up next to sapient chestnut
...So this is it, I guess, I've unintentionally signed up to either be adopted by a trainer, or sit here for the rest of my days.
>Firecat: pull out patterned pokebean
I should really save these, but I need this right now.
>Firecat: nomf
>>9105188
>88
Fuck it, I'll pay up. I got the money for it. Meet me in Hearthome in fifteen minutes, I gotta lay low so wear something identifying so we can meet up.
>>9105277
Okay, you got me. I didn't have an HM for it and I'm fucking salty my primary Special striker's the only Pokemon I've got that can learn it.
>>9105069
Maybe try an' woo the first one with jokes? See if you can find some common ground with the second guy. Aaaaan' maybe voice some concerns with the drugs? Don' try an' change their minds or anythin', just show you care?
>>9105070
Surf is good in doubles. Hits both mons, only slightly weaker than Hydro Pump. Doubles is the official format of competitive battling, I would suggest it. So... who's in the legal right here? You could probably call the police.
>>9105286
Well... look on the bright side. You've got a friend at your side.
...We're friends, right? I mean... I know we just met last night, and only properly met this morning, but... I count you as my friend.
>>9105355
On it.
Look for the guy in the scarf, you'll know the one.
Have the cash ready and easy to count.
>>9105277
Second-dumbest I've heard today.
>>9105206
>Giving a fuck
>>9105397
Thank you I will give this a shot.
I do hope I succeed.
If you need a battle ever I feel I can oblige.
-Anonymous
>>9105438
>Firecat: be very focused on pokebean
>>9105397
These guys have friends in the PD. Shit, they've got at least one Region's police command on speed dial, knowing them.
>>9105475
Sweet. I see you, buddy. Now, how the fuck are we getting out of here?
>>9105537
...Oh. ...Okay. ...Let me guess, same as the name thing...?
>Chespin looks rather deflated, and loses his smile, before looking out into the humans selecting Pokemon.
>>9105475
>>9105575
Interesting...
>Watch from afar.
>>9105575
Oh shit, sounds rough famp. Guess you gotta go be a hermit.
>>9105534
I'm not muchoffa battler, but I might take you up on it. Get the team some exercise!
>>9105601
Are we folowing them?
>>9105622
Thank you.
I tend to strike quick.
I can be there soon if you give me a meeting area.
-Anonymous
>>9105582
>Firecat: sigh
Sorry, I just... I can't call someone I just met a friend, shiy, not even someone I've known for a month. Not after...
>Firecat: acquire thousand yard stare and pull out rainbow pokebean
>Firecat: resist urge to eat
>>9105125
Respect for magic is an important thing when wielding it, as is respect for those that grant you your power.
>>9104884
Hm.. Witches hats are always unique. What kind would you create?
>Gadreel threads the end of his tail through Darkrai's fingers
>>9105655
>Firecat: stress eat and inhale both rainbow pokebeans
>>9105601
>Unnoticed. The shemagh-wearing Trainer is too focused on the task at hand.
>>9105575
Simple. We don't.
>Ollie sends out Nidoking!
End of the line, motherfucker.
>>9105692
...no, I have just made a very bad decision and wasted my favorite food
>Firecat: run to the bathroom and puke rainbows
>>9105655
>>9105683
...What happened...?
>>9105692
Uhm... I think I am. Not... entirely sure about my friend here.
>Even after being told to his face that the Litten doesn't consider him a friend... he's still calling her a friend, without a single grain of irony or sarcasm in his voice.
>Also, just to make sure you note- Chespin is the one visibly injured and bandaged, not Tiff.
>>9105662
Hmm... Something comfortable. Not going to fall off, doesn't block vision but covers the face alright. Maybe get the old colors on it. Nothing flamboyant. Just gotta have 'em on there.
>>9105662
I understand
But how do i show my respect towards magic?
Not abuse it?
Not use for evil?
>>9105782
Don't be a seven alarm cuntfire.
>>9105695
>Deletman sends out Salamence!
>Salamence uses Dragon Dance!
>>9105629
We are.
Now shh. And no smooching.
>>9105695
>>9105816
Interesting!
>>9105744
>Firecat: return from bathroom
...I have made a very stupid mistake, I just inhaled and puked up the best food in the world. UGH, never eat more than one rainbow pokebean in a six hour period. ESPECIALLY not one after the other like I just did.
>Firecat: do the flop
Stupid, stupid, stupid, do you know how expensive those things are outside of Alola? I saw one in the market while I was wandering the city, ONE, ten thousand pokebucks.
Fuck.
>Firecat: bury muzzle in scarf
>>9105749
Hmm.... What shape?
>>9105782
Give thanks. Make sure your materials are of quality. Simple thing
>>9105854
(I'm the one playing Deletman for this battle, and I'm the one who designed the team. At the very least he has a fair chance.)
>>9105847
>nods
>stops making any sound whatsoever
>holds out on any smooching
>>9105650
Kanto, Lavender town. You already know what I look like.
>>9105832
>Chespin looks visibly relieved at that.
...Thanks.
>>9105874
...Let me guess, that's not helping matters whatsoever.
>Chespin: sidle a bit closer to the firecat, and basically do the only thing he knows that might help the cat de-stress
>Hug her.
>>9105816
>Ollie panics a bit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Cinnabar, Poison Jab!
>Cinnabar scowls.
"Even I am sickened, corpse-glutton."
>Hits on evens, poisons on 0 or dubs
>[252+ Atk Nidoking Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 64-76 (31.6 - 37.6%) -- 0.2% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery]
>>9105802
Be a what?
I want to make a joke about that but that would probably destroy any chance i have here of a date
>>9105887
Okay sounds simple but important