Hunger Games (HG) thread.
>>9070245
Ahem...
>C.C. rustles your hair roughly
>Giving your head a decent shove at the end
>It felt somewhat like a gesture of masculine encouragement
>She walks over the trashcan and retrieves the rubber dog poop before throwing it into your hands
Hope that it becomes a rubber chicken one day.
>She walks off dialing her cellphone
>Supposedly ordering a pizza
>>9070297
>>9070297
That's a good one, anon.
Moths?
>>9070290
Opponent: ha, you are to weak
Me (joris): don't you mean.....i'm too strong?
opponet: NO!
second place is: "I will not die here tonight"
>>9070291
I'll remain hopeful, I mean, they're in Smash Brothers so they can't be fully forgotten about.
I just know it'll be a while after Star Fox Zero.
A good long while.
>>9070293
>People pretend Adventures was good
what
Assault had some damn good quotes in it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c9uBYkiWGM
Quick give me some fatal day events please. Anything will do.
>>9070321
Possums?
>>9070340
Moths.
>>9070339
(Player1) trips on a branch and lands face first into a fire ant colony.
"Change the world, Transform the world."
-Joris Cullen, Roleplay Guru.
>>9070344
Rats
>>9070344
Possums.
>>9070339
(player1) tries to fight the almighty Joris Cullen in a RP battle, it's a tale our brave hero, (Player1), can't tell anyone anymore.
>>9070339
Player1 joins Ne1 faction
Who would win in a battle to the death?
Joris Cullen or Godo?
>>9070315
at least if I were a rubber chicken I could be funny
thank you...
>>9070357
>>9070356
Moths
Of the fluffy variety.
>>9070339
(Player1) dies laughing when (Player2) tells (him/her1) a joke.
>>9070319
It's over for you Joris, the leader of the village of the samurais
>brings out sword
>>9070339
(Player1) fucking dies
who is joris lmao
>tfw okabe is lolsorandum
>>9070381
>The Inkling politely asks for the man to cover his tit, because it's distracting
>>9070380
Giant rats making rules
>>9070339
(player1) tries to avafag Yukine, (he/she1) decides to kill (him/her1)self out of shame for what they've done.
>>9070399
>forgot picture
>now very embarrassed
>>9070377
O-Okay then...
>>9070403
>>9070339
(Player1) uses the sunlight and reflects it off (his/her1) sword into (Player2)'s eyes, blinding (him/her2) long enough to rush in and slice his head off.
2
(Player1)
(Player2)
(Player1) convinces (Player2) to open a treasure chest, telling (him/her2) that there was something (he/she2) wanted inside. The treasure chest suddenly comes to like and opens when disturbed, showing a set of razor sharp teeth inside. It attacks (Player2) and tears (him/her2) apart.
2
(Player1)
(Player2)
(Player1) ties (Player2) to a stake and uses a magnifying glass to burn through (his/her2) forehead into (his/her2) brains with the focused sunlight.
2
(Player1)
(Player2)
>>9070418
There may be errors, but oh well.
>>9070418
XD hoshits events are bad as his rp amirites guyz XD?
>>9070393
Just let me poke fun at my own bullshit.
Is it just me or are night events harder to come up with?
>>9070433
Ultimate Imposter avafag when?
>>9070430
pls no bly
>>9070430
at least it isn't my rp
look at this shit
>>9070375
>>9070417
(Player1) looks at Yukine and dies out of laughter after staring too long at him.
I miss fedoramans rp
>>9070433
>The Inkling is absolutely disgusted by this
>>9070437
That depends on what kind of theme you're going with in my opinion
>>9070445
This is the only dangan you'll be getting from me. I have already had too many and I needed to be stopped.
>>9070448
Mine is worse desu
>>9070437
Potentially
>tfw jewish
>tfw most of your characters art is shipping art
>tfw Hungarian
I wish I was dead...
>>9070484
Sucks to be you Jude
>>9070484
eat some food tghen
>>9070484
Yo fuck you for stealing you-know-who from me you little dyke biker.
>>9070490
LOL
>>9070437
Just rewrite all the day events, except the tributes have their eyes closed! Even funnier if they're all vague fatal events!
>Day
(Player1) stabs (Player2) to death
>Night
(Player1) and (Player2) swing their knives in the air, trying to hit one another. (Player1) lets out a grunt, giving (his/her1) position away to (Player2) who takes the chance and manages to fatally stab (Player1), tripping and falling over afterwards.
>Just wanna advertise one more time that Dreamland Games 100 is happening today.
>Unless of course real life gets in the way but I highly doubt that. Anyways good bed.
>>9070493
huh
>>9070433
this is my fetish
>tfw born several centuries too late
Is this Junkos irl boyfriend?
>>9070506
How many hours from now?
Good night, HG. See you guys on Friday or later.
>>9070518
>I was thinking somewhere around 7-8 PM my time, which is 15-16 hours from now.
>>9070517
No, that's Junko.
I love....Mirai!
>>9070517
He's taking a selfie.
1. That is Junko
2. He's forever alone
>blocks your path
ITT we post the list Matsuda-kun.
>DDD's 100th game soon
>Vert's 100th game soon
Very nice
>>9070548
Is LF on good terms with Junko now?
>>9070560
Not if my shitposts have anything to say about it.
NGW?
>>9070565
>implying shitposts can stop it
Better rev up those fryers
>>9070584
>Not updating your shitpost drivers every day to stay ahead of the meta
Lmaoing at your life
Nighto, HG.
>>9070560
Junko Enoshima
Warhounds of Despair
>>9070594
Nani?
>>9070592
Kira
>>9070592
>kissus squid goodnight
I want to fuck Zest.
>>9070592
>steals dirty spats from floor to fap with
Night, Inkling!
>>9070625
>KK
>>9070592
Goodnight.
>>9070633
Weird, I don't see a dick in that image
>>9070625
I want to breed Ditto with his sister
Are bitchy avas well received in HG?
>>9070625
Isn't she discount Ramlethal?
>>9070646
No, you'll be taken quite literally. Apparently people believe there are enough "asshole" avas as there is.
>>9070652
Rammy means a lot to me......
>Junko
>>9070658
You're lucky she's the "gets long with everyone" type. That's all you have left...
>Balls up hands into fists.
Junko...
>>9070667
Asuka.............we need to talk............
Add me........or else..........
Cat With a Gun#9288
>Junko Enoshima
>>9070673
Just don't go full Rika where you're using your avatar to vent your RL frustrations.
>>9070685
I bottle all of that inside and it feels very unhealthy but I won't do that with an ava
>>9070682
>Grabs the Discord Tag
>Balls it up and throws it into the fireplace
Disgusting, never show me anything as offensive that ever again.
>>9070673
Then it's called "bratty", bitchy is more along the lines of Sena-san.
Good morning ang goodnight HG
>>9070707
Asuka.
>Junko
Give me something to fap to.
>>9070750
>>9070750
>>9070750
>>9070750
>>9070791
>>9070794
nice
>>9070795
>>9070805
bitchin
>>9070750
>>9070750
.
>>9070791
>tfw kamina has been gone for 3 days
>>9070377
CUTE
hello is this the erp thread
>>9070874
yes
>>9070874
yeah
>>9070881
>>9070884
Where's the hg thread?
>>9070874
>Pushes onto a bed that appeared out of nowhere
post commercial kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3-eFjqcbZg&list=PLd1pHSGspcXh3mv-1idfuWNZlaU3n_vl4
>>9070889
O-oh, what's up?
>throws the poster below into the poster above
>>9070894
>Drops his panties and proceeds to succ
Not much aside a little drunk.
>>9070904
me
>>9070902
>closes legs
Y-you're not Maria! What are you doing?
>>9070904
>Mfw
>>9070913
Exactly what it looks like.
>>9070919
>harshly grabs her by the hair ornaments
GRRR
I miss Garnet...
>>9070935
Why? Garnet is boring as fuck
>>9070940
Garnet actually hosts
>>9070940
But he was nice and hosted often...
>>9070935
secret ava
>>9070931
>becomes the man who got succed to death
>>9070966
Not a bad way to go.
Really activates my cashews
>>9071007
Alamo Elmo?!
>>9070991
>yfw the person le pen is up against in the france electrion is literally a rothchilds banker
>>9071022
>you wikl never have an epic meme war over your presidency
>your candidate will not get a major get, and be blessed by kek himself
>you will never git gud
>>9071039
At least you can be on the front lines, fighting in the great meme wars, you will be honored in victory!
>>9071039
All those (you)s must be awesome
>>9071022
Le Pen must Win.
>>9071075
That's what the meme war is for
>>9071072
Let me help you then.
>>9071072
I'd do anything to see you smile, after all.
>>9071072
One (You) at a time.
>>9071072
Until you are satisfied.
>>9071072
...
>>9071075
KAMINA
>>9071072
...Can you feel it?
>>9071072
Can you feel the love and care I have put into each of these (You)s?
>>9071072
hi what's going on
>>9071072
Just to see you smile.
>>9071102
no wrong
>>9071109
hi im 5 what is this
>>9071113
KAMINA
>>9071072
And I shall keep giving them to you unti--
>Taken out by a sniper for illegal (You) distribution.
>>9071113
KANEDA!
>>9071125
TETSUO!
>>9071111 survey says:
>>9071123
FE IS SHIT
>>9071124
HOST KAMINA
>>9071134
Y-Yamete! I'm not that pedophile asshole!
>>9071146
shion detected
brb sandwich nobody host
Well, hello there! I don't believe we have been properly introduced.
>>9071150
I'm not a footfag either, just stop.
>>9071155
C-Chitoge?
>>9071152
kys Ichigo
>>9071157
That's right
>>9071152
Who the fuck are you talking too?
>>9071166
no way
>>9071169
Is anyone fagging Shizune Hakamichi from the Katawa Shoujo series? I was thinking of picking her up.
>>9071178
I saw one being fagged yesterday, sorry.
>>9071178
No, feel free.
>>9071180
O-Oh...
>>9071175
!
>>9071164
I’m Bonzi, Nice to meet you kys ichigo! Bonzi greeted, Since this is the first time we have met, I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I am your friend, and BonziBUDDY! I have the ability to learn from you. The more we browse, search, and travel together, the smarter I’ll become!
>>9071187
I was just kidding, damn. Lol.
Go ahead. There isn't one.
>>9071167
I’m Bonzi, Nice to meet you Who the fuck are you talking too! Bonzi greeted, Since this is the first time we have met, I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I am your friend, and BonziBUDDY! I have the ability to learn from you. The more we browse, search, and travel together, the smarter I’ll become!
*dies*
>>9071167
>too
I want to bully someone until they cry.
First 28
>>9071231
youll never bully me haha im made of steel
>>9071231
hit me with your best shot
>>9071234
Yeah, well I'm made out of jet fuel.
>>9071233
Ghost of NE1
>>9071238
>cries
>>9071233
Bonzi
>>9071233
Nino
ok I'm back the cheese was moldy
>>9071102
T-That isn't me..
>>9071233
Izumi Kyouka
>>9071237
Your mother.
>>9071260
>mfw HG can't even fill up for a game
>tfw you reflect on your high school years and realise you were the bully
Oh ya lol
>>9071266
>thinking we'd willingly fall for jewish tricks
lol?
>>9071233
Dickey Mouse
>>9071266
Your shitty game, maybe not.
>>9071233
Avenger
>>9071266
if it were bigger like say... to image limit
sure
>>9071281
Why not go bigger then?
First Image limit x2
>>9071233
Reigen Arataka
>>9071289
I(You)
>>9071289
oshit that might be too much to handle
>>9071289
theres probably like 5 people here i dont think thats happening
>>9071233
Lord Beerus
>>9071289
Kill yourself Ramsalt.
>>9070791
this
>>9071304
just spam all the fillers you have
ALL OF THEM
>>9071314
only have 1 guy desu
>>9071304
>implying dupes isn't a thing
>>9071316
....
>Asshole-chan
>>9071314
Lol, not even NE1
>>9071289
Eggman-kun
>>9071289
Andy Von De Oniyate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>9071289
Hibiki
>>9071332
Hikki*
>>9071289
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9071289
Nyuu
>>9071289
Rarity-sama
>>9071289
Lum!
>>9071289
Daenerys Targaryen
>>9071289
Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max
>>9071289
Madoka
>>9071289
Minnie May
>>9071289
Miia
>>9071289
BASED STARGOD
>Enter this 200 times
>>9071289
Kim Pine
>>9071289
Rescue Cat
>>9071289
Natsuko Ooshima
>>9071289
Aubrey
>>9071289
Ikusaba
>>9071289
Sangwoo
>>9071289
Paladin
>>9071289
THE BATH
>>9071289
Rei Ayanami
>>9071289
Jupiter
Morning.
>>9071289
Slug Girl
>>9071289
The Bush
>>9071289
Sweet doggo tits
>>9071289
Ryouko Otonashi?
>>9071289
Sleeping Petra
>>9071289
Saber
>>9071340
Lum Lum give me a yum!
>>9071289
Adachi
>>9071289
Heidemarie W. Schnaufer
>>9071289
Literally Me
>>9071289
Broly and Caulifla
>>9071289
Slav Patches
>>9071289
Shizune
>>9071289
Minako
>>9071289
Veronica Sawyer
>>9071289
Yu Narukami
>>9071289
Kung Fuhrer
>>9071289
Bell Cranel
>>9071289
Wriggle Nightbug
>>9071289
Smolgore's leaked sex tape
>>9071289
Emilia
>>9071289
Coraline Jones
>>9071289
Yagyuu
>>9071289
Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series
>>9071289
Suria
>>9071289
Kamina Bait
>be me
>wake up
>shitpost discord
>think about shitposting trash a bit
>someone already is
>>9071289
a man
>>9071289
Frederica Miyamoto
>>9071289
Ramlethal's Lover
>>9071289
Ninooooo
>>9071427
>/trash/
Of course there is. Me, you baka ass motherfucker.
>>9071289
Kenzou Tenma
>>9071289
Larry
>>9071427
pls pick up the roster
>>9071289
David Bowie and his luscious locks
>>9071427
kys Ramsalt
>>9071289
Baron Blade
>>9071439
L-larry~...
>>9071289
War
>37 tributes is all I have on my new hard drive, Good luck filling up this game everyone else.
>>9071410
hola Kuga
>>9071289
Mahiru
>>9071289
Stratos
>>9071440
Dinner's ready in 5 minutes, and I'm going away in like 12 minutes.
>>9071443
You can't even touch me.
Let's play "tag all the tributes that belong to Yuno".
>>9071289
Nanahira
>>9071456
No thanks.
>>9071289
Celes' Rightful Lover Naegi
>>9071464
**Only Lover**
Ftfy.
>>9071467
>yuno is yuno
wtf
>>9071289
The United Kingdom
Thanks for the (You)'s by the way
>>9071485
Genius, truly an innovation in shitposting. A territory that hasn't been explored before.
We're all shaking in anticipation for the next fantastic b8 you have for us, 10/10 Topkek. I'm sure this will have the community talking for years.
>>9071485
kys Ramsalt
>>9071289
Merak