Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XLV cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 5!
Maybe she got better at it over the last couple days?
He wasn't kidding about the foxgirls.
Can you taser a ghost? I guess so.
>>9068561
Pleaaaase?
>>9068558
Don't forget to take some Mega Flares and Curagas.
Leaf Bracer would be great to have equpped as well.
Good luck.
>>9068578
Why does the doggo look like that
Pokemon HD?
>>9068563
>She feels a bit melancholic listening to Ahri's serenade
>>9068535
...
Aww, I wanted to see if you had the guts to do it... But you've got better than guts: Respect!
>her smiles turns foul
Not like that damn Archer!! Have you seen what he's done?!
>>9068578
You fucking better post some images of that dog recovering, you mong
>>9068593
Those are tics all over it.
>>9068576
I must confess, I am also no good with strangers for I have been lying this entire time.
Time for my totally-not-rehashed-code Arena! Enjoy the happiest place on Earth!
>>9068593
Because God abandoned us long ago.
>>9068578
Vomitting.
>>9068618
Why would you do that? Now I wanna cry!
>>9068563
Hearts I break that
Samples from Costco, I taste that
Emi, I fuck that
>>9068621
>And with that I'm going to fucking bed, typos an all.
>Night folks.
>>9068629
I'm the antagonist of the entire Earth. I am the bad guy
>>9068564
It's easier than you think. sandly I can't let you know how it's done, or you'd readjust your tactic so I can't do it anymore.
>>9068633
>goodnight
>>9068604
>he lightly punches her arm
Don't go assuming I don't have any guts. If we were still in prison I would've beaten the shit outta ya!
>his toothy grin slips into a frown
It's kinda hard not to hear what he did when he was so loud about it. That doesn't really matter though. One more small, almost non-existant faction ain't gonna do shit.
NIGHT 5!
I bet it's Supa Hot Fire's discography.
This Whopper's in it to win it, man.
>>9068633
Nighty night!
>>9068647
Well, it is my duty to purge the evil of the world! Gimmie your address, I'm coming over!
>>9068632
Fleas, you have that
>>9068621
>Even though she's wearing next to nothing... her tail gets caught in a cog, the rest is wat too gory to be explained.
>>9068665
>>9068632
>>9068661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQOQ3RBKvbE
F E A S T B O-
...Wow, you're a really boring crowd except for the one of you that did something besides killing yourself.
I miss Vert
Prove you're an oldfag.
>>9068691
>an infinite arny of demons starves to death
angery
ANGERY
>>9068695
What happened to Vert?
>>9068664
67 Stirling Avenue
>>9068661
>You just lynched a kid.
>A kid.
>>9068691
You're welcome.
>>9068702
>finn
>>9068702
ISIS Pepe
>>9068702
No.
>Shitposts for the next half an hour
>>9068702
Reported, enjoy your ban.
I miss Memesnake
>>9068707
I don't know.
DAY 6!
Emi laying down the sicket of burns, just like a certain someone and lover. :^)
Meanwhile, Starman lays down the law.
>>9068702
I was at the Hoshion Weddi-AHAHAHA. Oh, Lord, I can't even do that with a straight face.
>>9068704
I-I ran out of food, alright?
>>9068707
He's taking a break to write his code, but he also got severely shitposted the other day hosting his 99th game before taking the aforementioned break.
>>9068702
>>9068702
I forgot almost everything that happened in 2015.
>>9068658
>she doesn't flinch at all, or rather pretends it didn't happen and casually dust off her arm
Well, it's still Archer we're talking about though, and he isn't alone. What kind of sect brainwashed him.......
>she grins.
You would? Heh We should organize another trip on a jail then, what do you think? Or something private at least, it's a shame you always come too late, even to discuss.
>She deploys her wing.
Let's catch up next time, i have to go! See you!
>she flies away
>>9068743
Thanks for the game!
>>9068702
I sucked off an SS soldier for a candybar once.
Oh, I thougt you said old fag...
>>9068702
I'm not one
>>9068753
wow I made this, nice to know someone still has it
>>9068743
A N G E R Y
N
G
E
R
Y
also sucks to hear about Vert. Hopefully they come back relatively soon and give us a god tier 100th that's more than we deserve
>>9068743
>Mute fox noises
>"You may be fire, but I'm the hot one"
>"Mokou... More like Mocha"
>Foxfire...
>Don't forget the SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
NIGHT 6!
The telemarketer call was that bad, huh? That doesn't bode well for Emi.
>>9068758
No problem. Good bed.
>>9068737
>>9068752
Are you both Hoshi? Both Yukine? One is one and one is the other? Who knows...?
>>9068775
>Pulls chair out from under.
>>9068781
I hope so. Vert's a good guy. He didn't deserve that shitposting.
>>9068758
Uh...sure. I dunno why you'd wanna go back to jail, but I don't think it'd hurt to go back and clean the cell up a bit. I bet it's fucking dusty in there.
>he waves
See ya later, leader. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
>>9068789
Topkek
DAY 7!
You better be going to kill her.
>>9068789
Oh my God.
>>9068743
What did he get shit posted for?
>>9068792
There are very few people who have deserved our level of shitposting. /b/ cirno, ringo, pretty much every touhou has been pretty godawful
NIGHT 7!
Whelp, we're going to have a two-time winner here! Place your bets!
>>9068808
He either allowed a Loud House tribute in or denied it. I forget which.
>>9068809
But did Vert?
>>9068792
I don't do blank replies
I also don't do requests
>>9068808
Skipping a TLH entry
>>9068824
SUPA FOXFIRE!!!
>>9068824
Neps are almost as universally cancerous as 2hus, so I'd honestly say so. Some avas honestly attract the worst kind of faggots
>>9068834
How did he get shitposted for that?!
fucking hell if i was there i would've called him based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31x8z1LHjs
>>9068827
Is this a wild Vinny I see?
>>9068831
G-Give me a blank (You) senpai.
>>9068845
But that's just your inherent bias against the ava or the ava's series, not the avafag himself or herself.
>>9068827
BINYARD
>>9068858
>I better get a Supa hot wincard for that fantastic game kek
>Thanks for hosting!
CONGRATULATIONS EMI!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion, and a now two-time winner!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9068869
...If you want, I can try a little something. Might take a bit, but...
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>>9068851
They would take every chance to shitpost him
Check these quads
>>9068858
there are certain types of characters that only attract turboautists when it comes to people wanting to RP them. Like, I don't know, Kuroneko. Who in their right mind would want to roleplay as an autistic chuunibyou piece of shit? Actual autists, that's who, and cancerous ones at that. Neps and Touhous just attract that type of insufferable crowd
>>9068876
Way to go Emi.
Thanks for the game.
>>9068880
>thanks for hosting
>>9068880
Grats Emi
Thx for the game
>>9068876
>I don't mind
>If you need pictures just ask me.
>>9068880
Thanks for hosting.
>>9068883
fucking hell
people are stupid
anybody who skips a pedo is based, not to be shitposted for it
>>9068876
That fox needs to stop winning all the time, but grats anyway.
>>9068880
Thanks for hosting, even if ya didn't let me win.
>>9068876
>>9068880
Congratulations, Emi. Thank you for hosting, Smolgore.
>9068858
kys nigger
>>9068851
Apparently because there was no rules stating vert could skip tributes so some dick butts shit posted him to hell
>>9068891
>>9068888
>>9068899
>>9068901
>Thanks guys
>>9068880
Thanks for the chance.
now that the game is over, who is objectively the best avas around here?
>>9068876
>>9068880
>congrats and thanks for hosting
>>9068926
none of them
RP is cancer and anyone who engages in it should be shot
>>9068926
The one who won obviously dug
>>9068869
>>9068888
>>9068889
>>9068891
>>9068896
>>9068899
>>9068901
>>9068923
>>9068930
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9068913
Yeah, nah, the same thing happened to me later that night where I skipped a dupe porn/meme tribute for the actual tribute. That's why I have that stupid fucking rule blurb now.
>>9068892
I think I should be fine. Give me 5-10 minutes and I'll have it ready.
>>9068904
Change the game again first, faggola.
>>9068926
Suz
>>9068926
Dark Magician
>>9068926
B0lin
>>9068926
Me but stronger
>>9068897
If you want to check it
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8997908
>>9068926
Me.
First 24
RULES:
No entries allowed
>>9068944
Aww. Ya mean it?
>>9068880
>Thanks
>>9068943
>No pb!
>>9068943
I've been out of the game for ages, but thanks for hosting faggo
>>9068926
Baron
>>9068957
Ginshi Shirazu
Fuck yer rules.
>>9068876
Congratulations.
>thank you for the game
>>9068957
Ni**er
>>9068965
You broke the rules, faggot. I'm reporting this to the discord. Your ass is grass, bitch, and we're going to mow it.
>>9068957
TAILS GETS TROLLED CIRCLEJERK WHEN
>>9068957
>enters you are games telephatically
>>9068958
Y-Yeah. I think you're cool.
>>9068957
Black Void
You still awake,yuno? I wanna if you're hosting another ded hours game so I know if should sleep or not.
>>9068977
Fucking never hopefully
>>9068971
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY EYES!
>>9068975
I'd like to see those asshole try to mow my ass. I ain't letting them get anywhere close to my person space. It's my rights as a human to determine how close is too close.
What's worse, skipping tributes or letting them into the game but rigging it so that they don't win?
>>9069011
Both are equally cancerous
Testing to see how this looks on 4chan.
Dreamland Games 100 spoiler for those who actually care.
>>9068989
>wanting to let Ne1 try to be revived easily.
>>9069011
There's nothing wrong with skipping tributes. You're the host.
>>9069011
the latter
how does that even work though?
>>9068982
Hey, thanks. I think you're pretty cool too.
Hope your weekend's been fun.
>>9068953
that's actually not as bad as i expected
it's just 1-2 anons and hoshi
who gives a fuck what they think when everybody else thinks you're based
>>9069033
Vert,apparently.
>>9069022
Just run the game before posting any slides and if they win, reload it.
>>9068926
Eric Andre
All else are shit
>>9069033
wait, hoshi is confirmed back? Whomst've is that nigger posing as?
>>9069024
Thanks senpai.
>>9069048
>confirmed back
He never left.
He will never leave.
>>9069048
Where have ya been
>>9069048
The kpop chick, Togame, Asuka, half of the Ne1 faction and many more.
>>9069048
Really nigger. The jap chink girl, like every other day
>>9069048
Where the fuck have you been?
He's the one posting korean chicks all over the threads lately. Along with a bit of Asscar.
>>9069033
he's been under fire a lot since /b/ era
>>9069048
All of his usual avas. CC, some Korean popstar chick, various filler. That asian guy from the hangover
>>9069048
Dude he has been here for months
He posts with his regular avas, Asuke and C.C mostly
>>9069048
generic korean """models"""
this post was his https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8997908/#8998213
I kinda hope america ends up fighting with best korea and hoshi's internet gets wiped out in the crossfire
Emi still here?
>>9069092
Which Amerifat is gonna be the one to do him in?
>>9069092
We can only hope friendo
Is Tricky still here?
>>9069092
He'll die of an std from his favorite tranny hooker before then.
>>9069101
Here you are. I'm no Photoshop wizard, but I think it turned out alright.
>>9068962
>>9068968
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9069046
Good dude
>>9069100
Whichever one happens to do it will be my favorite
Wait,CC is hoshi?
/me sudokus
>>9069114
Here's my girls numbah
Sike! That ain't her numbah!
How do I get Binny to notice me
>>9069128
Ooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit
>>9069114
>TOP FUCKING KEK
>Thanks a lot Asgore
>>9069130
Show your benis :DD
>>9069114
Host again or I shoot myself
WHOSE BEEN DRAWING DICKS
>>9069140
Don't do that
>>9069125
>>9069125
Yup. So is Togame, that thirsting buy from ouran high or whatever it is, Ursula, etc. He has like 15 openly admitted avas, and countless ones no one knows is his.
>>9069150
>Gives pizza rolls
>>9069170
I thought he gave his Togame folder to Yuno.
>>9069163
>>9069147
Oh god. You killed him Assgore
>>9069175
Thanks?
KONOMAMA nanimo nokorazu ni anata to WAKACHIAU dake
Soshite anata wa ima ga subete dato kigatsuite
Kanashimi wa HOO wo tsutatte namida no KAWA ni naru DAKA
Soshite BOKURA wa awai umi ni natte TOKEAU no yo
>>9069147
Rest in pepperoni
Nobody host, I'm taking out the trash/putting on dinner.
>>9069187
He never said where or with what. Probably just took a BB to the forearm. Weak-ass bitch.
Give me 36
>>9069180
He gave Yuno Nino I believe.
>>9069195
Stop the animu. Like, now
>>9069221
Saki
>Also slips a twenty dollar bill, a ten dollar bill, a five dollar bill, and a one dollar bill.
>>9069221
>bitin'
Gascoigne
>>9069221
Maria and Harusame
>>9069221
Specter Knight
>>9069221
Syoko Hoshi
>>9069225
Soshite mata TOKI wa nagarete anata to WAKACHIau dake
Tagate bokura wa sore ga subete dato kigatsuite
Kanashimi wa HOO wo tsutatte hitosuji no UTA ni naru dake
Yureru omoi wa tsuyoi uzu ni natte tokeau no yo
>>9069221
Suz
>>9069221
SUPA FOX FIRE
>>9069221
Zoidberg
>>9069221
Len
>>9069221
Zyra
>bait is better than everything else in life so why not bite
>>9069221
The Entire Burning Legion
>>9069221
SUPA HOT FIRE
>>9069221
Paul Bearer
>>9069221
Ilidan Stormrage
>>9069257
>lmao yes, bless you, Emi.
>>9069268
>Bitch it's 3:30 AM, the least I can do is try.
>>9069221
Inkling
>baited
>>9069221
Togame
>>9069221
C.C.
>>9069221
Eric Andre
>>9069268
Boredom
>>9069221
Vinny
>>9069268
I am be angerous now
give me my fictional charcer cockfight
>>9069221
Niko Belic
Odds I blow my brains out, evens I hang myself, 00 I live
>>9069221
Billy Savage
>>9069221
Leoric the Skeleton King
>>9069268
TREASON MUST BE PUNISHED
>>9069221
Cirno
If we keep taking the bait it'll become real, trust me.
Thanks for listening
>>9069295
NIKO
IT'S YOUR COUSIN
>>9069221
Rubick
>>9069295
Niko! Want to go Boowlinng
>>9069306
Yeah! Eventually
autism girl
>>9069268
I have nothing better to do... ever... s-so wasting my time on something like this isn't really a problem.
>>9069221
Robotboy
>>9069283
Saki go bed.
>>9069221
Kazootsu
>>9069336
I can't anon, I must work hard. There isn't much time left!
>>9069349
No. Go bed. It's not good to stay up so late.
Have we reached absolute nothingness in this late hour? Hss...how typical.
>>9069349
>takes photo from below with camera hidden in shoe
>>9069357
It's not good to not get work done either!
>HG is dead and I have nothing better to do
I GUESS...I'll work on my code...fuck you guys...
>>9069370
>Because the camera was hidden, she has no idea what could have possibly happened.
>>9069370
>Steps on your shoe, covering the camera.
Life is wonderful, reality is fantastic. Why take pictures of things you could have seen when, they were real? When it was right in front of you?
>>9069369
It's just sleeping, you silly.
>>9069385
>steals food
>>9069379
>sends it to her mailbox, along with pics showing it spread across the internet.
>>9069399
>They were pictures of the bottom of my shoe
Hey, these came out nice.
I received some pictures of the bottom of some shoe? What's going on?
>>9069382
Ha! The photos are sent digitally to a cloudserver! All you did was break my camera, bitch!
>>9069374
That's nowhere near as terrible as you're portraying it. Quit griping.
>>9069384
"It" can't sleep. Though, those in it can.
>>9069372
There is still time left for work. Bed soon.
>>9069413
it's a new computer virus
delete them as soon as possible
Robotboy see dead hours upon us...Robotboy pass time by playing video game.
>>9069399
>Spends the rest of her days depressed until she becomes middle-aged.
>She eventually forgot about it happening entirely around that time.
>>9069416
Soon, not mau.
>>9069398
Jokes on you pal, i already puked on it! Ha!
Give me motivation to start on my code again. Also this +1 is special so don't go and spend it all.
>>9069414
Unless you have a magic camera that can see through solid objects, I can only come to the conclusion that your photographs were utterly worthless.
>>9069422
Or you can always enjoy some conversation? What is it little thing? Were you not built for conversation?
>>9069415
When everyone in it is asleep, so is this place. Isn't that how it works?
>>9069422
Ooh, what is it? What's it for? What kind of game is it? Is it two-player? Can I have a turn??
>Browse /co/de events
A lot of these are just lazy
>>9069458
It itself is not asleep. It cannot sleep. Don't speak of it like a human being when it isn't.
>>9069441
You can strengthen your writing skills
>>9069441
heres something
jusy by making a code your game is already better than half of the games currently hosted
>>9069443
Why Aussa, your RP got worse. How is that even possible?
>>9069441
>wasting good time, energy, and creativity on something as useless as an HG code
>>9069441
>>9069441
Your code will not be as good as you thought it was, there will be a myriad of typos and errors that will embarrass you, the girlboy's devices will betray you, your participants will bring shame to your reputation, the faceless horde will tear you apart, you will feel defeated after an hour of suffering, you will feel lonelier the closer you are to release as less and less voices echo through your arena, you will never be as good as your predecessors, at the end of your day the only noble merit to your efforts will be the fact that you are a complete and utter slave to your own masochism.
But thanks for hosting.
Rev up those fryers
>>9069476
>>9069488
>>9069479
>tfw you know that feel
>>9069471
You're going to need better insults to move an such an old woman as myself.
>>9069479
Someone who tells it like it is. Heh heh, how brutal. It could almost bring a tear to my eye.
>>9069495
you made a /co/de
no you dont
>>9069503
hoshidrone to this very day
>>9069479
I already feel dead inside so none of this matters and I don't have to host for the ungrateful cuntbags that infest this shithole but I do anyway
>>9069479
Underboob best boob
>Green haired Dangan hasn't showed up since getting shitposted
>>9069468
Animals can sleep. You can put a computer on Sleep. Volcanos sleep when they're dormant...the day life of a city sleeps at night, and the night life of a city sleeps at day. Anything can sleep.
When everyone here's asleep, so's the place itself...
>>9069522
Who?
>>9069535
Rantaro I think.
>>9069504
>no, if you make a code and ever hosted it, you know that feel of that post
>it's terrifying how true it is
>>9069522
Meh.
>>9069494
>Kissu
>>9069443
Robotboy built as gift for Tommy. He fan of Dr. Moshimo.
>>9069458
Robotboy play games when no thing to do. Robotboy find game called...."Artificial Academy 2".
When will Yukine stop sucking Hoshi's dick?
>>9069503
Savor those tears, they will leave you soon. Your cheeks will become like a dried up riverbed. For some reason the Creator did not make the burden of holding the world upon one's shoulders something to do for pleasure.
>>9069516
Then you are initiated.
>>9069556
How many lines were programmed into you, bot?
>>9069512
How oblivious. I've no relation to "Hoshi."
>>9069528
Living things sleep. Others are metaphorically. Make the distinction.
>>9069552
>>9069522
I'm right here.
>>9069522
fuck off Wrathion. I already gave you the literal heart of a god to eat. What more do you want?
>>9069479
>Make a risk map in one evening
>Every game is different
>Every game is enjoyable
>A thousand (You)'s
>Players need to think about tactics and diplomacy
>Minimal effort - maximum reward
>Only get shitposted by assblasted NEETs who spent literal months of their lives on a bad product
Lmao
>>9069576
anduin's virginity
>>9069563
>When will ______ stop sucking _______ dick?
You don't post that when other people are sucking dick.
>>9069564
I am aware. Everything else has dried up for me. I had a burden, and still have a burden. I wish it on no one.
>>9069564
Umm...Robotboy no sure....
>>9069581
Is it possible to do here?
>>9069581
What is it that you want?
>>9069597
we did it before we could do it again
>>9069581
Make threads on /trash/ so I can play again
>>9069575
Why is the Joker here?
>>9069585
just ignore it
it's better to pretend it doesn't exist
>>9069599
A cheeky shitpost
>>9069608
I would but my computer needs work.
>>9069604
I think I joined a hg risk game once. Was confused as fuck.
>>9069594
What is there left to do? Take it upon yourself or watch the globe fall into the abyss. What it becomes of itself down there is no obvious fact to anybody. Your body seems frail, but you seem to be cursed with a resilient spirit. I can relate to that.
>>9069595
What is your reading level? Have you read any books?
>>9069582
Lok'tar. I have no issue with the human king having a bit of ... exposure ... to the black dragonflight. May he fill the hole in leadership the alliance desperately needs
>>9069637
Nice pauldrons, faggot.
>>9069623
Oh, I see.
Well, I apologize but I cannot see what use I have for it.
>>9069610
I'm not the Joker, I'm Joris Cullen.
>>9069556
Academy...so it's a school game? Who would want to play something like that? It sounds more boring than NEJI, and all you do in that is run back and forth.
>>9069565
Sleep is sleep, even if it's not the same kind of sleep.
>A single tear comes to her eye, which she's quick to wipe away.
Sometimes, things don't wake up. So we should celebrate the fact that we're going to wake up soon enough anyways.
>>9069637
>sics green jesus after you
now give me my shoulders and mount pls
I only liked risk because it brought back the part of me that knows how to rp, even if just for a little...
ngw
>>9069640
My father tore these tusks off of Mannoroth, the demon who subjugated our race! How dare you make a mockery of them!
>>9069664
When you host one, you fool.
>>9069649
Robotboy no know...First time playing...
>>9069655
I liked Risk because it was fun desu
>>9069655
RP's more fun with some form of conflict resolution besides godmodium.
>>9069648
You might be able to fool Gotham but not me Joker. What are you up to?
>>9069673
I can't I'm working
>>9069668
Lol you got subjugated. Nice sob story, faggot.
>>9069650
YOU MADE ME WHO I AM THRALL
PLEASE ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM PSEUDO-FATHER ;-;
>>9069627
You've understood faster than I anticipated, heh heh. As for watching everything fall, I shall see it happen. I've a personal burden, not a worldly one.
>>9069649
...I know how it is. Those that don't wake up, stay in eternal slumber, with exceptions few and far between.
>>9069655
>...Are you okay, 'Kine? That sounded kinda melancholic.
>>9069655
>nuked Hoshi
>>9069689
no... u did this
>gets punched across the fucking room
>>9069679
>>9069655
Good times.
>>9069681
What does it look like I'm up to? I'm waiting for a new game. What are you up to, mysterious man that claims to be a CIA agent?
>>9069693
It was listed stupidly! I NUKED THE SPOOKS DAMMIT
I PUT THE BROWNIES BACK IN THE OVEN
>>9069684
I don't know what that is, you are making it really hard for me to relate to your mortal plight.
>>9069691
All beings who exist in the world have a share of it's worldly burden. Take it from me who has lived a long time, yet that same time makes me feel as if it does not matter whether or not I influenced any of it. You who are constantly chased by death are bound to seek significance in the smallest of deeds and materials.
>>9069716
Sorry
>>9069721
I think Hoshi actually was in Africa that game
>tfw when we ran risk and hg at the same time people were more interested in risk
>>9069727
>Pats your invisible head
There, there. Mind your... work, and take care not to be decapitated.
>>9069707
I never said I was CIA...
>>9069691
But that's okay. We'll always meet again some day. And maybe- maybe they're just not done sleeping yet. It'll be even better when they do wake up...even the worst dreams can end if you pinch yourself hard enough.
>Amongst all the near-nonsense this...child is spouting, she wipes another wave away from her eyes, and forces a smile to her face.
Eventually you always wake up from a nightmare.
>>9069677
Well...can I watch? NEJI was the only game mom ever let me own...is it new?
>>9069627
Robotboy read books...
>>9069738
I know, BUT I WANTED LISTED AS PULLED THE TRIGGER ON A NIGGER
Also he wasn't technically in the game, it was just a fun way to waste a nuke
>>9069680
>godmodium
Why is the first thing to come to mind Aussa? And why have I not heard this term before?
>>9069751
And what kind of books do you read?
What is that fire pit that runs on coals on old trains again to keep the trains moving?
>>9069749
Then who are you...
>tfw waste nuke on Africa which technically isn't occupied
>gets listed as nuked hoshi
shit host
>>9069756
because of memes
>>9069756
Some anon coined the term last night in a shitpost about Aussa describing Rika's invincible tank material, actually. I can't take credit but it made me kek.
>>9069776
A steam engine.
>>9069750
Sure! Robotboy accepts!
>>9069764
Hmmm...Tommy showed...comics...
>>9069795
Thanks
>>9069789
Wasn't it Rance?
>>9069783 asshole
>He won't host risk himself
>implying he could ever actually change the game
>tfw rolled the only nuke of the game in the first ten turns
>waste in on memes for fun
>listed as nuked hoshi
>>9069716
Yet I ignore caring about the world for my own personal sake. It doesn't matter if I influence it inadvertently. I do not care.
>>9069750
...
>Specter Knight turns away from the child.
If only that were the case.
>Wordlessly, he floats away, never turning back to look at her.
>Good night, HG.
>>9069803
Maybe. I forget but it was kind of clever for a shitpost.
>>9069778
It doesn't matter who we are.What matters is our plan
>>9069814
>hosting risk
>not putting the memes on the wincard instead of "nuked hoshi"
NUKED SPOOKS BITCH
BITCH
PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Now i am interested trying these risk games, but something tells me it ain't gonna happen.
>>9069796
>She leaves you with a magazine that had been on a bench in the park
Comics you say...? Well, you may find these enjoyable. Lots of pictures, lots of photos. go, try and meet some of the people you see in them. I'm sure they will be happy to meet you too.
>Walks away while stretching and yawning
>>9069817
I commend you for your nihilism. You would make a fine immortal... from what I've heard so far at least. Most scream for their mothers at the very idea of actually dying. You'll find out eventually if you really believe what you feel and feel what you believe.
>>9069817
I just have to pinch harder, and I'll wake up...goodbye.
>>9069796
Alright! Thank you so much! They say there's nothing as boring as watching someone else play a game, but I've never even done that before. This should be great!
>>9069833
>Be Cuckine
>Play the biggest cuck ava from MG
>Manage to win somehow
>Get cucked out of obvious memes
There's just no hope for you
>>9069831
Congratulations on giving me the details! Was bringing me out of hiding a part of your plan?
>>9069803
Nah some smartass anon.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/godmodium/
>>9069855
Brb, shots fired!
>9069855
>cuck lmao
and the fun is ruined
why even meme with people if they will scrape the bottom of the barrel
Who do you want to talk to, HG?
>>9069858
>Kissu
Please come by more often.
>>9069875
someone who doesn't ruin the fun with shit replies
and yes, I so see the irony in that
>>9069858
Of Courshe
>>9069881
>She sits down, energetically shifting side to side in anticipation.
Give me a new ava to rp as.
Nothing too obscure if possible.
>>9069888
>Places rubber dog poop in front of you
Lament your existence.
>>9069882
You and I know that's impossible. I will let my brother Joris Cullen take my place. You'll like him even more than me.
>>9069888
meant to say do
>>9069893
Pinkie Pie
:^)
>>9069893
Steve from Blues Clues.
>>9069893
pick up a touhou
>>9069893
roblox
>>9069893
>>9069863
It was Rance. He was quoting his own greentext while pointing out his shitposting style.
>>9069893
>>9069891
>pulls out a katana
Now you'll be telling me the next step in your master plan.
>>9069875
A certain qt but 2lazy2ava plus nervous around them
>>9069899
is this supposed to be me?
>>9069938
>>9069893
A Metroid avatar would be nice
Rundas for example, He's a cool guy but he makes too many ice puns
>>9069949
Lolno keep dreaming skank
>>9069901
>IC or OOC? OOC I'm always open to chat, but I can't talk about much so I must apologize for that.
>IC I'm sorry that's my fault I know I haven't been RPing lately.
>>9069938
Who is it?
>>9069946
It is whatever you want it to be, if you believe it to be yourself, your subconscious has spoken to you.
>>9069953
How rude. Only harlots would give you any time, and even then, it would be for their own benefit.
>>9069952
I'VE REALLY WARMED UP TO THEM
IT'S PRETTY COOL
This was the most fun I think we had with it
G: It thirsts. Bring it to the pools!
T: Enough! You have run rampant for far too long, Hellscream! But that stops now!
G: Hahaha. Step aside, pandaren. You confront a force beyond recokning!
T: Your father dabble in powers beyond recokning. Where is he now?
G: [sustained angery autistic screeching]
T: I have fought beside the Tauren, Trolls, and others. You are nothing like them!
G: They are no longer part of my horde!
T:[cough] The world will hear of this [ cough] they will come for you [cough]
G: Yes, I'm counting on it!
The armies of the world will come for me, and withing my fortress, they will face all the terrible creatures I have wrought! The boundless power I have mastered! And one by one, they will fall at my feet. Anyone who would rise against my NEW Horde will be impaled upon the spires of Orgrimmar!
You Pandaren try to bury your hate and your anger, but such power cannot be contained. It must be UNLEASHED!
T: A time will come when you will answer for your crimes!
G: I answer to NO ONE!
All who challenge me will burn in the fires of my hatred!
>>9069953
>>9069925
>Rance coins a new term to describe Aussa's RP
>Rance is Guts
>Aussa btfo in one word by a raging alcoholic
>>9069980
>tfw had no fucking idea what i was doing while playing it
>tfw when i managed to win anyway
>>9069901
Stand in line, everyone wants a chance to talk to me
>>9069979
I'm the cool one around here!
>>9069981
>F Black guy of remembering
>>9069892
Alright, here go...!!
>Robotboy starts the game.
>>9069989
It loses it's charm if you abuse it for every small remark you feel like you need to reinforce.
>>9069961
A sweet qt
>>9069984
You will answer for your crimes, Garrosh.
>>9070002
>>9069977
Can you stop trying to associate me with a pile of fake poo. You're trying one of those mental things and it won't work.
>>9070003
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy
>she starts bouncing up and down in excitement, grinning ear to ear
>>9070005
Hey.
>>9070025
REMEMBER: OTHER ME
>>9069893
Anyone from one of these sources:
Scott Pilgrim
Assassin's Creed
Game of Thrones
Ava's Demon
Bioshock
>>9070005
Creayvus must really love C. C.
>>9069938
>me?
>sorrying about not RP'ing too much, Vidya's taking me off focus.
>>9070025
>tfw Metroid as a franchise is utterly dead because of Other M and Federation Force
>>9070022
I don't think I've ever appreciated just how stupid pandas look rl. Holu fuck I'm in tears
>>9070053
Lolno keep dreaming skank
>>9070035
Alright so...make...class?
>>9069938
>>9070059
>Pats the Cirno on the back
At least you have ASMR
MOM HOLU FUCK
>>9070064
oh great, A shitposter.
>>9070075
>AM2R really helps me cope, I'm on my 5th playthrough already
>>9070073
Oh... h-hey there
>made me kek
>>9070071
H-hey, don't look at me, you're the one playing. You're the one that's supposed to do this stuff. Maybe it means like a party?
>>9070007
Can I try to guess?
>>9070089
AS2R my bad, I was thinking of Super Metroid when I typed that out, even though I knew in the title it's Another Metroid 2 Remake
>>9070094
It's KK.
>>9070028
>Holds the poop up in her hand
>She sets it down on the table
At first people see you, they realize what you are, even though you're the kind of person that they might pass, or even step into if they're not paying attention. Sometimes they may be disgusted, horrified, even physically ill.
>She picks it up, holds it at eye level and examines it
But then they take a closer look. It turns out that it is made of rubber. Then they realize that it's not more than a cheap novelty toy for children. Some might find a certain charm in such a toy. They might have a few moments of fun with it, to the disdain of others, but they'll grow out of it eventually won't they? In the end it's nothing more than a replica of something actually disgusting and unsanitary that should be picked up and put in a bin.
>Tosses the rubber toy into a garbage can across the room
That describes you perfectly, doesn't it?
>>9070048
What? What is it that you want? Can't you see that I'm with an involuntary client?
>>9070052
Creayus...? I've heard that name. A lot actually...
>C.C. covers her mouth as she chuckles
>>9070102
>Yeah I knew what you're talking about
>I was lucky I could still grab a download before Nintendo nuked it
>>9070094
No thanks
>>9070117
Nintendo's lawyers are dipshits but what can ya do
>>9070126
What's the worse that could happen?
>>9070110
>throws up on you
>
How ignominious of you. Please go to Prom with me.
>>9070137
*worst
God, I'm tired.
>>9070108
KK isn't sweet.
>>9070131
>not much, I guess
>atleast there are still torrents up for it
>I just wonder why Nintendo hates Metroid so much that they neglect it this badly
>>9070089
>hisses in monotone
>>9070148
Fair enough.
>>9070140
>>9070153
>>9070151
It's exactly what everyone believes; It's because of Other M. Before then Metroid was still going at a decent pace.
>>9070160
I'm stealing this gif
>>9070110
I told you to stop trying to trick me, not to ruin my life
I just thought you were trying to make fun of me a little
instead you just toss me into the garbage...
There's a lot of warcraft autism in this thread. Noticing that you dont have a current hist, and wanting to exploit that, I'll host if someone can direct me to a good Jania x Thrall fic
>>9070169
I got a decent collection of reaction gifs.
>Inkling
>>9070179
got any more birb gifs?
>>9070166
>Prime 3 was 10 years ago
>Zero Mission was 13 years ago
>>9070178
>Jaina
>Good
>>9070178
>A lot of warcraft autism
I only see one post related to warcraft, am I missing something?
>>9070184
Nope.
I wish I had more.
>>9070140
How ignominious of me? Coming from someone who just ruined a set of my clothes with your vomit.
I don't think you know the meaning of the word.
Unless it happens to be opposite day.
Then yes, I would love to go to the prom with you...
...Opposite day over.
>Slaps you across the face, sending flecks of vomit flying off your chops
>Shakes the stinging off her hand
There, we're even.
>Proceeds to change clothes right in front of you as if you didn't exist.
>>9070175
I never said that small toy was you. That is a piece of rubber, you are a human being. You should stop beating yourself up, unless you are into that sort of thing, which you seem to be, in that case by all means continue.
>>9070196
when was prime hunters
can you google that for me
>a working multiplayer fps that was actually good for the FUCKING DS
>>9070196
>pushes cop car into a lake.
>>9070184
>>9070212
>that was back in 06
When will Junko Enoshima return to us?
Is she using a secret avatar?
>>9070196
I'm sorry life has to be this way for you Cirno.
But hey, you could be like me and hope for another good Star Fox game
:')
>>9070207
lame
>>9070215
>dies dyingly
>>9070224
>Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>9070208
then why did you get it out?
I still think you took it out to make fun of me...
Maybe I should keep beating myself up though, I can't do anything else well
>>9070231
>>9070179
4u
>>9070208
No deal. I can't have you doing this around here.
>places a censor bar around your entire being
Now you will date Joris Cullen or else......
>>9070224
>there hasn't been a good starfox since 64
>inb4 he says assault
>>9070231
I got some bird pics
>>9070252
Huh?
>>9070231
>>9070247
>>9070255
The quality of this RP is too low to be that of the real Joris Cullen's.
Imposter.
>>9070269
>cody
>>9070278
>finn
>>9070241
Eh it'll be fine.
FINE.
I'm kin of upset that Fox and Falco are seen more as Smash Bros characters instead of Star Fox characters. I mean I love Smash as much as the next guy and all but it would be nice to see Star Fox quotes than Smash Bros quotes, you know?
>>9070257
>Star Fox Assault was 12 years ago
Give me your favorite Joris Cullen quote
>>9070286
All you can do is hope for a good game, same as me.
Lets just hope it eventually comes
>>9070286
>neither assualt or adventures was good
>people just pretend they were so they don't have to think about how bad the two newer ones are
>>9070290
"Change the world, transform the world"
Too deep.
>>9070290
"I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!"