PONY THREAD LOL
>>8959518
First?
1st
OH SHIT
>>8959511
ok so like let me give you 4 examples
you did good, here have a cookie!
you did good, here you dont need to run a mile today!
You did bad, you don't get a cookie today!
You did bad, you have to run a mile
In order they are Positive RFT, Negative RFT, Negative Punishment, Positive Punishment
>>8959567
how does it feel?
to be so embarrassed in your own thread?
>>8959518
>>8959542
>>8959567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk
>>8959617
Why is she the most comfy poni?
They went with songs to battle, they were young, Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.
They shall not grow old, as We that are left grow old,
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.
>>8959651
don't worry, frumpy butt.
it'll be good, everyone will forget by tomorrow.
>>8959677
brae
>>8959596
Huh, I never even considered Negative RFT or Negative Punishment.
>>8959567
I'm patching the game now, sorry for the delay
>>8959743
Weird aint it?
My prof said that knowing that distinction will get me laid some day
>>8959694
>>8959694
Is that a famas?
>>8959818
Is there anyone you'd want me to dump?
>>8959843
Yeah, just hit the market yesterday.
>>8959874
Nah~
hello tiny friends
>>8960319
hey bleu
>>8960319
Was starting to think you weren't going to show up tonight, also hi.
>>8960367
hey hey! how goes it?
>>8960389
i am always here. i am the spirit of austism that animates this bread
>>8960464
Have you gotten banned from skitty's minecraft server yet?
>>8960514
in the sense that he dioesnt want me there? yes. but i havent actually logged in and gotten banned. I dont know the game well enough to flood his server with diaper ponies and insanity.
>>8960464
I'm drinking.
good friends are talking shit. the usual day off for me.
how are you?
>What happens when bitches try to get dick from skitty
https://youtu.be/YerfiDn_jaw?t=35
>>8960514
Funny you should mention that, we're playing it right now, but it's just me and skit at the moment
>>8960663
Talking shit about you or just talking shit in general?
>>8959930
If that changes, let me know.
>>8960775
>>8960754
me. it's not that hard to do though desu.
>>8960809
So whst criticisms does he have about you?
>>8960832
you trying to get me to talk shit about myself, anonymous?
>>8960882
I guess, I don't know if what he has said about you is true.
>>8960882
So what did you do to him to cause him to go off on you or did it come out of the blue?
>>8961124
you can assume yes.
but not information I want public
>>8961357
I am an asshole. pretty uch
>>8961368
Does drinking increase or decrease your assholiness?
>>8961443
possibly.
>>8960663
sounds pretty chill!
I hate any and all flowers
they do me an allergy
>>8961472
So what are you and you and your friends drinking tonight?
>>8961472
Hey rose
>>8961675
How many drinks deep would you say you are?
>>8961829
four bottles. soon to be working on my 5'th.
>>8961880
Geez what size bottles are we talking about here, normally when I think of vodka I think of the large jugs or the size under those?
>>8961880
Nevermind I read it wrong it's voodo ha.
>>8961675
Just playing some stellaris
>>8961973
14 an average size bottle for a six pack. each is at 8% alc per volume.
>>8961995
what did you think I said?
>>8961999
nice.
>>8961973
>>8962018
>>8961995
oh, never mind. I'm an idiot.
yeah. it's just an IPA. nothin hard.
>>8962018
When I firest read it I thought it said vodka.
What did I do wrong. Bought my grandaughter an MPL movie She has watched them since she was 5 so 4 years worth. She said thanks but I'm pretty sure she looked at me like I was an idiot.
>>8962050
what are you drinking?
>>8962122
you assumed because of her gender she would like that pony shit.
you should have had her watch grave of the fireflies.
>>8962165
I have that. No she watches MLP. She stays with me in the summer and its on the TV enough I get the song stuck in my head sometimes.
>>8962244
poe's law!
if I had to guess, seeing her favorite pastel horses as humans is confusing. and she may not enjoy the change, as much as hasbro expects her to be. or something like that. like, "this isn't what I was expecting, therefore it's bad" or something.
makes the most sense to me. I used to get that feeling a lot as a kid about certain things.
>>8962165
I'm still at work so oj and sun drop but I think I might have some of the weeb beer I bought from hy-vee.
>>8962344
Humans. I didn't watch it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5474644/
My little anthro pony. No wonder. Fuck!
so i guess only me, ruby and pasta are autist enough to play minecraft
>>8962457
HYV?
sounds a lot like you should get tested. no homo.
you can buy weeb beer? can I get mia from .hack's tit's on a beer bottle please?
>>8962490
sorry man. she'll love it once she gets used to the change I'm sure. it's not a bad movie.
>>8962495
I would love to, if my computer wasn't busted and I wasn't stuck on linux. in fact, I've been waiting for your next server for forever now.
>>8962495
>>8962495
It doesn't help that you didn't finish until late in the night. Some people might come tomarrow if you let them know at a decent time.
>>8962550
Cutest xenomorph ever.
>>8962673
and that's tbqfh senpai.
too bad most want to fuck your day up, or bring you to get your chest filles with babbies.
catboot does a good job though.
>>8962605
oh god no
>>8962648
Hmm, well ok
>>8962550
but minecraft works on linux just fine
>>8962827
I can't get a cracked version for it.
they're all for windows.
am back with foods
My.
Sides.
>>8962949
What kind of foods?
>>8962961
cum works just fine.
>>8962989
Subway oriented.
So basically disgusting shit that tries to pass as healthy.
>>8962999
Trips.
Yeah it does, is why it's funny.
>>8963020
cause it's white!
unless you guzzle soy milk. then it's clear.
>>8963042
That doesn't sound healthy
>>8962810
Oh god yes.
>>8963054
better than being an agressive, racist fuckin non-vegan fucktard. I swear they all need to die. to preserve mother earth.
>>8963058
Yeah!
fuck those guys!
I'm jk though. raping cows for milk is my fetish.
>>8963198
Why not go straight to the source?
There's plenty of bulls around you could get your liquid protein from
>>8963258
the soy milk I drink is advertised as protein nut milk on television, so this alternative is viable.
>>8963279
Lol!
Nice.
>>8963299
I'm not even joking.
fucker rolls up in a van, and tells some chick to taste his protein nut milk. shit was mad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zriU9SdOis
>>8963335
LOL!
Spastic ads are always the best ads.
Just look at japan
>>8963357
I know. their crash racing ad was bonkers.
I heard their television is amazing as well.
>>8962550
nvm I just got this German beer and some dragon milk.
>>8963421
milf-coded dragon godess milk?
reminds me of that dragon waifu anime that I still need to watch.
>>8963395
Yup
Repugnant.
>>8963452
It'd be great if these bottles had some big dragon titties on them.
>>8963535
How're you Darwin?
>>8963571
I am physically repelled by that beer.
>>8963467
their game shows are legend from what I've seen.
>>8963549
itty bitty titty tha best tho.
>>8963549
>>8959518
now more than ever i need the explicit of that
This sammitch needs mustard.
>>8963582
I dislike every beer desu.
I drink very little but when I do I tend to have wine or whiskey.
>>8963587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMBJzoc5n_M
My favourite episode of one of their shows.
>>8963609
NO IT DOESN'T
you already have pizza on it!
>>8963588
I saw that picture too but why did you save it?
>>8963618
I don't really drink either, I'm mostly going through a bunch of different alcohols to try them like I use to do with energy drinks.
>>8963643
It's only deep dish with garlic Cajun and pepperoni. With melted American cheese, a few slices of banana, mayo and peanutbutter.
>>8963618
that buzz cut dude is a jap fuckin comedian iirc. why is this funny? a cream pie in the morning isn't a bad way to wake up desu.
>>8963643
Clearly missing mustard and pickles.
>>8963685
jfc.
>>8963706
NO
Oh banana peppers! Fuck yeah! Needs so much flavor it tastes bland! Not sarcasm!
>>8963706
Are you cross boarding from /a/ today?
>>8963753
No thank you please! Come again!
>>8963679
Because it was the funniest shit I've seen since I saw this image
I still try new things on occasion but it's never been a priority for me I guess.
Just always went with what was available for the most part.
>>8963699
Lol, that's true :P
>>8963782
You're not allowed to post anime reaction images then.
>>8963831
Fuck u nigga I do wat I want!
>>8963861
>>8963728
Get like a body pillow or somethin
>>8963902
I have one I sleep with every night.
it's... too comfy man. one of these days it'll be replaced with flesh and blood. and I'll lament my days spent on earth as a sinner.
>>8963814
I laughed my ass off when they took out his toaster. without provocation, I dunno where it went, but it sure went a flyin.
>>8959518
sauce
>>8963949
my favourite part was when he goes for his towel after swiming.
>>8964114
and then he goes right back to swimming lmao. those pie guys are fucking dicks.
>>8963974
http://arianfis.tumblr.com/post/137495395907/im-not-dead-just-lazy-have-a-fluttershy-i#tumblr_notes
>>8964144
Funny as fuck though amirite?
>>8964211
of course.
I love it.
gave me more than just one good chuckle.
>>8964241
There's more I could find for you, but I'll need to wait for my mate to come online cause he has all the links for some of the funnier stuff I've seen in relation to this
>>8964306
sure thing babe.
I'll be up for as long as I can.
>>8964388
I just meant if you're interested, no need to watch today unless you want to of course.
>>8964429
any break from what I'm doing currently is welcome.
>>8964460
What are you doing currently?
>>8964504
You are such a busybody.
>>8964504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoR-sDl8u6o
play along to this. it's pretty fuckin easy, up until you get to the part further down the fretboard and you have to switch from the 3'rd to the 7'th fret. fucks me up every time.
>>8964514
I don't feel like a busy body, what do you mean by this?
>>8964586
What a clever girl you are.
>>8964602
>>8964641
>>8964649
>>8964677
is it bad that I honestly enjoy listening to all star by smash mouth?
>>8964460
Will let you know then :3
>>8964754
many thank.
<3
>>8964761
okay, good.
Do any of you suffer from intense allergies from spring to fall? It's the main reason I don't like going out.
No.
I dislike going out because there are people there.
>>8964943
no.
but I got OAS, which is a near constant annoyance.
>>8964968
Oh fuck that's what that is I get that when I eat peaches!!!!!
Well fuck thanks for that I always wondered what was up with that...
>>8964948
>>8965008
What do you guys have against people?
You do realize you're people too.
>>8964997
yep.
your immune system pretty much goes full retard. it's a phenomenon.
>>8965044
I find it easier to deal with my own imperfection.
The only reason I ever feel disappointment I wasn't born a woman is that I can't just decide to start selling fetus for a living.
You are a woman in attitude anyway.
>>8965169
Maybe you're not suckin enough cock
>>8965174
I've never been so insulted in my life.
Ruby made a neat house on a hill and I made a carrot farm, now I have tons of golden carrots.
>>8965207
That is exactly what a woman would say.
>>8965198
Reminds me of my wallpaper.
>>8965218
I'd join you to play, but these servers never last long enough for it to be worth the time investment
>>8965232
Not really.
>>8965237
What do you mean? That people stop playing?
We played for like almost a month last time I'd say that was a lot.. and I still have minecraft worlds we'd play since 2015. Only reason I started a new one this time around was cause we wont have any forest mansions if I don't start a new world.
>>8965270
Pretty much this, servers only last a few weeks.
daily reminder to stay hydrated.
>>8965321
kinda wana play terraria after minecraft
>>8965343
if I could get another chance
I'd put it in a zip-lock bag
and keep it in my pocket.
Adventure time is the best
>>8965044
I'm irrationally terrified of being seen.
normie.
>rose started posting like darwin and discord now
how unpleasant
>>8965702
but still unique.
you see, that was a reply to your post in advance.
It brings me indescribable joy.
>>8965729
Now watch me create, my mechanical army!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cXtRZK3Te4s
>>8965846
it's just... 10 minutes of this one line over and over again, isn't it?
everything about this scene is terrible. the voice acting, the animation. it's horrible.
I think I may have struck gold.
https://thescratches614.bandcamp.com/album/bite-me
welp time for bed
>>8966215
sleep well.
>>8965673
>>8966215
Stab the bunny in tha head!
>>8966294
>>8966327
Sorry
>>8966327
>>8966376
Niggas I be trippin.
>>8966397
Not ballin?
I'm off, good night.
booger eaters.
>>8966376
yer good familia.
>>8966397
they should remember to tie their shoes!
>>8966411
night
>>8966405
Im waaay too awake for that and my melatonin's all fucked up. Just left work and now gonna eat the rest of that pizza.
>>8966619
IM FULL ASSED INTO COMPLETE RETARDATION TODAY!! WOOOO!!
post porn
>>8966913
I CAN FEEL MY GIRTH INSIDE MY OWN ANUS AND I LOVE IT!
>>8966619
lol fair enough
>>8967145
OH GOD DO YOU HEAR IT?
THE SOUND OF ALL THE AIRPLANES BUZZING AT ONCE!
Morning, bread
Night /b/read, I'm heading to bed.
>>8967900
catchya tomorrow pasta
>>8968017
See ya later rap
>>8967900
MORNING! GO BUY BEER!
>>8968054
Why would I want to drink at 11 in the morning?
>>8968061
I'm absolutely mad today! That's why!
>>8968070
I'm still tired, thinking about laying back down
>>8968061
To drink later of course!
>>8968090
I don't even drink
>>8968084
Not today!
>>8968090
Nobody asked you faggot!
>>8968112
2c queertasmio, take it or leave it.
>>8968110
Like I said before, you should.
>2 jackposters
>>8968127
Where?
>>8968134
>>8968112
>nobody asked you faggot!
>>8968142
Stay out of this! This is between me and me!
>>8968155
You're fucking nuts.
>>8968155
If you say so
>>8968168
Hey, johnny bravo here. Go buy vodka.
>>8968199
Pssh
Why do you want me drunk so bad anyway
>>8968205
Cause it feels good? I didn't say get drunk! Moderate yourself! Get a good buzz going.
>>8968235
There are plenty of ways to make yourself feel good though
>>8968245
It's forcing yourself to feel good. For example, I feel amazing right now when I should feel some sort of depression.
>>8968257
That only tells me you have a lot of underlying issues
Would you like to talk about it?
>>8968273
Nope. The underlying issues include my mom dying, grandpa dying, and being certafiably coo-coo, not having been touched romantically for about five years, alcoholism, a car wreck that still makes me nervous when I drive, I'm never going to be rich because I know with certainty that I lack the skill set to push my family up the social ladder, social anxiety, the world won't hurry up and end, but goddamnit the western world is crumbling before my eyes and there's nothing to stop it. I won't because I'm a loser who doesn't work hard enough and never sleeps.
So literally anything but my problems that I don't give half a shit about to begin with would be great.
Now go buy some vodka before I arrange for it to be delivered to a nearby PO box.
>>8968347
Damn, sorry to hear, but I'm in a similar boat
My grandparents are dead, I havent been in a relationship for about as long, and aspergers and the welfare trap ensure I don't get far
I get to watch this cavity in my tooth chip away over the course of 5 years cause I don't have insurance and my parents don't give a shit about helping me out, only taking my money
I'd move out, but I have nowhere to go
>>8968491
Hey! Knock it out and look like a hillbilly like I do. I would ignore asburgers as a crutch, mainly because you seem high func enough to ignore it like myself. I have scored more dead to grieve but It's enough to give me a view of death as just another stage in life.
Like when I die I want to play a hilarious joke at my funeral, just to shake things up.
Just go anywhere man. Anywhere the wind blows, get some dental insurance!
>>8968491
There's a way to play this game, and if your folks won't help, it's time to move on!
>>8968548
Yeah, I'm high func enough to get a job or something, but I'm stilla high school dropout, can you believe my parents pressured me to drop out?
I've got a few other cavities too, they aren't as bad as the one I mentioned, though, I didn't brush my teeth as a kid/teen and now its coming back to bite me in the ass
>>8968565
I'm sure just outright leaving at this point by myself would only lead to homelessness
>>8968580
Wait, wat? They WANTED you to drop out? Get the fuck away man! Jesus. Just save up some cash and get a full time job. You at least have your GED right?
>>8968611
>You at least have your GED right?
Afraid not
>save up some cash
They cash in my checks, all the money is in their possession
>>8968630
It's your money. Cash it yourself. Go back and get your GED.
>>8968630
Didn't blew say if things got bad you could move in with him?
>>8968647
It's better than just scraping by with your parents.
>>8968639
I don't even know when it comes in, what would I even do if I got ahold of it, I cant drive
>>8968647
I think so? I don't know
>>8968672
You can't DRIVE?
>>8968682
I'm nearsighted, I cant qualify to get a license until I get glasses, which, as you could guess, I don't have insurance for
>>8968700
The fuck nigga! Get the hell outta there! Get some glasses! Get some money! Hoof it to the next town! Run! Flee! Become independent!
>>8968729
Checklist
>glasses
>GED
>full time job with benifits
>car
>place to live
>knock teeth out so you can look presentable
>>8968729
I don't see any of that happening successfully without any help
I'm sure if I just ran out of there they'd file a missing person report and I'd be found
If not, I'd probably just end up a hobo
>>8968755
If I could help it, I'd like to have them filled or capped or something
You're in a hell of a pickle if your folks are so desperate they're tying you down like that.
>>8968762
You're 28. You can walk out the door and be ok.
>>8968765
Neither of them have jobs
In fact, if I left and took the autismbux with me, I'm sure they'd lose their home and move in with my step dad's mom or something
>>8968784
But where do I go from there, thats the question
>>8968792
You should just leave them. You actually have legal rights here to stop spending your money on them. You don't have to give them shit.
Where? Where do you want to go?
>>8968822
>You should just leave them. You actually have legal rights here to stop spending your money on them. You don't have to give them shit.
I'm aware of that
>Where? Where do you want to go?
I don't know, all I know is I don't think I can get out of here and fix this by myself
I asked her aboutt he dentist for like the 3rd time this month, which I've been doing for the past 5 years, and as usual she tries to change the subject
Last month they bought themselves a new bed, when their old one was perfectly fine
Meanwhile, I sleep on a pair of mattresses on the floor, with memory foam on top
Although, admittedly, I kinda like sleeping closer to the ground
>>8968897
Yeah, start hoarding those checks and threaten to call the office and tell them you don't want any more of them delivered.
Also, what part of the US are you in? Are you overweight? How do you smell?
>>8969035
Virginia, east coast, I'm a little overweight, but not that bad, and I shower regularly
>>8969062
Near the coast? How close are you to beautiful KY?
>>8968942
Do your autismbux get delivered in the mail or deposited into the account directly? Perhaps try getting the mail before they do so you can keep the checks.
Your easiest way out seems to be loading up everything you care about into your truck and getting the hell away from them. If you're white, the cops can only pull you over if they suspect you're drunk or you have outstanding parking tickets on your plate. So drive carefully and you won't get caught.
>>8969101
He can't drive.
>>8969101
What is needed
>one car
>one gun
>>8969075
I live in southeast roanoke, so not too far, according to google maps
>>8969101
I'm pretty sure its in the mail, but they would immediately notice its not there, since they depend on it to pay the bills
I don't know about hijacking a truck
Secondly I don't have a car either.
heckin' truncated isohedrons
>>8969136
You goddamn hillbilly lol.
>>8969152
Socks run some tests in the lab!
>>8969209
Pssh
Yeah I know, it absolutely sucks here
>>8969219
brb getting some lab rats
Heckin truncated isohedrons do doggos a hecka bige skare cause they dont know much scienc
>>8969292
Great work socks!
doggos just dont understand scienc
>>8959518
>SFW thread
Go back to your containment board, you lonely fags: >/mlp/
>>8969414
You can post porn if you want.
Also
>being this new
>>>/b/
holy fuck look at these vintage boys
>>8969488
more vintage boy
>>8969460
>You can post porn if you want.
Oh, I definitely will...
>>8969503
>>8969513
>>8969503
Get out
>>8969503
>another scatman
Jfc
>>8969524
Sorry, I guess you prefer thinner turds.
>>8969541
>another
???
>>8969557
Its not that I fear getting caught, its that I legitimately don't have anywhere I could go
They'll notice the money's gone on the first day it arrives and I dont think a measely 800 is gonna get me a house to rent
>>8969557
>>8969605
Is there a place you'd be able to teach yourself how to drive? An open spot somewhere? Could be fun.
i feel sorry for anyone who can't drive.
they don't know the simple joy of yelling at niggers in traffic.
>>8969685
I know of a parking lot that's usually empty, but like I said before, I'm not sure I want to hijack their vehicle, especially since they just got it yesterday
>>8969714
Tell me more of such joys
>>8969774
i live in a city that is 86% black and 100% traffic, so that means a lot of nigger traffic yelling.
you never drove before?
>>8969869
I live in a shitty area of town with a bunch of drugs and black people a few blocks away
I have not
>>8969894
you're pretty much required to have a car in my city, or you're fucked. everything is 20 miles away from everything else. public transportation here is a joke. good way to get robbed, or worse.
>>8969978
That figures
It's not much better over here either
>You will never ride along with Brandon as a nigger cop pulls him over and shakes him down
>>8970176
there are companies that will teach you have to drive, and let you use their car to take the road test.
>>8970227
Neat, I'll keep that in mind
>>8970191
Hey, you never know, it could happen
>>8970265
first they make you watch a bunch of boring movies about road procedures. but it's all stuff you need to know.
the written DMV test is designed so that even very stupid people can pass it. mostly it's common sense. read the entire book of your states road laws before and you will do fine.
>>8970315
Yeah, I'm pretty sure through secondhand knowledge I'm capable of driving, but the lack of glasses will more than likely disqualify me
So getting those is a first step
>>8970265
I am terrified.
>>8970381
Me too
>>8970414
Heya
>>8970401
Hey, at least we can receive concussions together.
>>8970476
Nothing quite like experiencing head trauma with a friend
>>8970465
hello sir whats up
>>8970533
Watching someone play this game called flinthook, the game seems..alright, not too great but not terrible either
How about you, sir?
>>8970519
This is why we must get you those glasses.
>>8970558
Looking through some old code I wrote a few years ago.
I once made a really elaborate web crawler in a basic like language and looking back now, it' quite unconventional.
>>8970642
>we
Are you implying something?
>>8970646
Neat, the only thing slightly programming related I did was an irc bot a couple of years ago, and even then a good amount of it was borrowed code
>>8970678
What would I be implying?
>>8970678
And by "a couple years ago" I mean like, over 10 years ago, cause I was like 13 or 14 or something
>>8970687
I dunno
>>8970696
SUSPICIOUS
>>8970712
Indeed
NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
>>8970788
Are you saying I am? I am so lost now.
>>8970923
Well, you did say "we" must get you those glasses
I dunno, it just seemed like you meant you would somehow be involved in it
>>8970994
I will provide emotional support.
so tomorrow morning i go in to do some testing, mat test, drug test, etc. I finally got me a fuckin job
yee yee!
>>8971021
Fair enough
>>8971036
Oh nice
>>8971038
I am a bad friend; I know.
>>8971164
>tfw Darwin will never be there to help you pick out frames for your new glasses
>>8971189
All I know is you do not want to grab the nicest one for when the nigger breaks your face, glasses included.
>>8971116
yeah, Ima be workin for a place that makes handicap accessible vans
so how y'all doin?
>>8971245
I guess you have a point
>>8971276
Nice, I'm doing alright, I guess
>>8971302
Before we go any further, you must create a new thread.
>>8971417
Very well
I need glasses too, but i think i might get contacts