ERP Thread Sun Down, Cock Up Edition Previous: >>8909886

I miss when dexter's father made the threads

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>>8916415
Lurking while also seeing /co/'s hungarian gays.

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>>8916415
eh

>>8916409
Or when Prawn ended them

Good days

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>>8916415

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>>8916415
I was lurking but fine fine whatever.

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Add avas at will.
If you're not willing to add them yourself then they don't deserve to be there.

Do not roleplay with Paul.

>>8916354
Exactly, which is why I'm head over heels for ya! I can't decide whether I'd like to get underneath that kimono or just cuddle you to death.

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>>8916415

Here's mine, senpai

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>>8916189
>Yoko sighs and grabs the string in between her breasts, tugging it upwards until her enormous mounds are free for him to see.
There we go, anon.

>>8916213
I'll think about it. I don't want to take even more time for my replies but it seems like I'll have to do it anyway.
Thank you for your concern.

>>8916449
Cute wasp is CUTE

>>8916456
What we need more than these charts and list is a comprehensive pic of all the avas Paul plays so we can avoid them.

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>>8916409
.. Someone needs to explain this meme to me.

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>>8916456
yes, instead we shall shitpost him and then COMPLAIN when he shitposts back, haha! sure shows him, we're the mature ones here! haha! haha! yes~! cum in my ass~! yes!

>>8916409
Who's to say he hasn't been?

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>>8916415
One hour left

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>>8916449
I need me some wasp

>>8916473
That would make people stop interacting with Fronk, Shy Gal, and JustAnAnon.

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>>8916461
Oh, Mikan-chan? Is that you who Ibuki sees~?
>She chipperly speaks up, hoping for a positive answer.

>>8916438
I don't know how much longer I can stay but would you maybe be interested in doing a titfuck with Ms. Fortune?

Reminder that Mecha is worse for threads than Owain and your an idiot if you believe other wise

>>8916480
BRAP

>>8916449
>Pats the Moge-ko.

>>8916479
newfag

>>8916480
Everyone say in chat paul is a stupid NIGGER

>>8916506
>your

>>8916506
Don't be so butthurt lupin

>>8916486
Eh, I'm willing to take Tailsdoll up on her offer on making death pleasurable if she's up for it...

>>8916468
>Take more time
Good posts are always worth the wait.
And hey, don't worry bout it. Get well soon, glad to see you're doing better.
>slaps that ass.

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>>8916511
Last time I was rping with Moge she nearly ate my hand. This time I am prepared. STONE HAND
>>8916449
BRING IT MOGE

>>8916440
Who's the maid on the right?

>There are people right now who don't see Mecha as the shitty person he is.

>>8916479
Lurk more.

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>>8916377
>The slap is heard by hundreds of loving viewers. The stream's chatbox is exploding with crazed fans!
>As the users went at each other in chat, Kizuna was frozen in shock. That slap hurt, and it hurt a lot! Why does she even have a functional hitbox?
>Her cheek is red, and she has tears welling in her eyes.
>Somehow feeling his stare piercing through her, hand raised for another slap, Kizuna defensively raises her hands up to her face!
Hey, h-hey! I-I... A-Alright, d-don't hit me again, p-please!
>She glances at the 'camera,' then back at Anon. So many powerful processors, and she takes this long to think of a solution!
>Seeing no way out of this, she reaches for the camera, and turns it ninety degrees upwards.
S-Sorry, viewers, b-but... I-I don't have a choice, okay?
I-I'm... really sorry...!
>She slowly turns back towards Anon, shaking.
P-Please, I-I'll do what you want, don't hit me anymore, mister...

Mecha:
>does not ERP
>shitposts
>whores for (You)s
>Currently irrelevant
>pretends to be relevant
Literally Bolin/Paul tier
how can you fags not see this

>>8916480
yes, instead I shall bitch about not getting any RPs and then ABANDON anyone who tries to RP back, haha! sure shows them, I'm the victim here! haha! haha! yes~! cum in my ass~! yes!

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>>8916503
Hmm...
Let's see what kitty can do for you~
>She giggles, leaning her head in, biting her blue tank top and pulling it up, letting her chest bounce out with energy.
Be a good boy and let kitty see her meat for tonight~

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>>8916539
A one-off character that I like but will never play

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>>8916496

O-oh! Umm...H-hello, Ibuki...

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>>8916415

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>>8916532
Always up for it ~
The time is the only problem that I can't deal with

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>>8916453

>added mine

>>8916589
That doesn't answer the question

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>>8916407
???????
ur wild

>>8916465
ill find a way
different touhou songs constantly get stuck in my head so i cant base my fave just on which i listen to a lot
so far ive not found a single remix of reach for the moon that's as good as the original
the same goes for plain asia
tho one of my favorite remixes ever is a funky jazzy remix of extend ash ~ hourai victim
funky jazzy touhou music is my jam
another good one is a jazzy remix of tewi's theme

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>>8916415

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>>8916556
Man, I feel sorry for you.
You typed out all this when I was just talking shit as Anon....

I'll hit you up next time, for something better than this. I need to go to bed now.

>>8916641
Rolling for a super duper cutie to fart on me

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>>8916591
Heya, Mikan~! Sorry Ibuki was here for some time; she's a busy girl...with some challenging school work about geography that is just BORING!
>She whines, before beaming up again.
Hey, at least you're here, Mikan-chan~!
>>8916621
>Mikan cute and pure
So true~!
(Just a quick question; was this the Mikan Ibuki was in a relationship with?)

>>8916621
Great, I'll make this my new default chart.

>>8916661
LOL 61

>>8916641
Why not?

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>>8916630
Yes it does

You either want to know so you can fuck her, which I answered
Or you want to know so you can take her and make me feel even worse, and in that case you can go and fuck yourself

https://youtu.be/SUamHEvVQy0

>>8916662
That looks like an anime version of Twilight Sparkle.

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>>8916644
>leaving me hanging like this
give to me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's 5 AM here, so I should sleep, too...
but I wanna play as a cockslut AI!

>>8916472
>>8916487
>>8916511
>>8916538
S-Still lurking...

>>8916613
Heh; if you play your cards right it shouldn't be a problem~!
>He shoots a toothy smirk at her, walking up to the point he's just inches away from her face.
Should you take the lead?

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>>8916641
>Jolyne
>Ragyo
>Nonon
Good shit TM
>>8916673
Lucky you.

>>8916479
You free now?

>>8916644
>>8916403

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>>8916689
It's 4am here, what do you think I'm doing?

I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.

>>8916632
i have been told im quite the animal in many ways
how u doing good looking

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>>8916662

Ahaha...ummm...Y-yeah...

>Probably not, i'm another person who plays Mikan. Still, I think I remember seeing you in a thread...

>>8916689
I also desire to lewd the AI, but I don't wanna to keep no one up way too late either, I feel guilty.
Decisions...

>>8916641
>On it 5 times
how to feel

>>8916641
rolll

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>>8916438
You were the Marie?

>>8916735
kys paul

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>>8916704
As much as I want to keep feeling the brotherly love in form of a twisting tongues and salvia exchange, sleep is much needed in my case.

>>8916754
>Implying
Paul's not on it at all

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>>8916621
Added mine

>>8916632
Well you're bound to find at least one eventually. Touhou is over-saturated with images, so chances are you'll find one in a couple of minutes.
I can't really explain why I'd choose those two. I just do naturally. They're fun to listen to and to sleep while listening to. And jazzy touhou is the best. One of my favorite ones is a remix of Hong's theme, probably because they added a flute which is rare to hear. Or maybe I just hadn't listen to enough jazz.

I need a futa cock to worship~

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>>8916749
They're not the one that teases ya, no. That'd be me.
Also I didn't know that someone already plays Marie, so time to delet

>>8916684
They could want to fap to her, it's not like they'd need to dig though the archives much.

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>>8916686
H-HEY! Ibuki isn't just some cartoon character! She's a mix bred anime manga video game character! Her page on wikipedia says so!

>>8916728
Aw, are you shy, Mikan? Something wrong?
>She sincerely asks, tilting her head in curiosity.
(Oh, no problem! Was just curious!)

>>8916749
(Nah, not the solo one. Was thinking of removing them actually and replacing with other doms.)

>>8916694
Gimme the Moge-ko soon so I can giver her all the headpats and schoolgirl slaves she wants.

>>8916777
Dead center? Really?

>>8916684
That's a healthy level on trust you've got
I don't Ava, I simply wanted to know who the character was because they hit several of my kinks

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>>8916702
NOW I am! Sorry, posted that then took a shower.

>>8916809
I'm still sick from a few days ago. My focus isn't with me.

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>>8916806

Ah, n-nothing's wrong...

>Mikan slightly blushes a bit.

>>8916711
4 am where?

>>8916777
It's Mettatonon literally the opposite end he should be?

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>>8916696
You know I ALWAYS do
>She pushes the anon against the wall, kissing him wildly, inserting her tongue inside anon's mouth, fighting his tongue
>While she does that she takes anon's pants off and presses her cunt against the cock

>>8916826
Take your rest then f.am. Ain't worth it to get even more sick just to please a couple of anons.

>>8916793
>Hopes
>Deleted

>>8916811
>Thinking this is serious even after I did some fucked up shit with a trap

>>8916793
are you open for a quicky facesitting thing miss?

>>8916777
Ron Pearlman is definitely 100% sexy and 0% cute.

>>8916793
>>8916806
They're planning on deleting to, so...

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>>8916819
>innocent whistling as I research gothic wear

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>>8916804
>>8916818
No

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>>8916755
Oh thanks goo-.. I mean "oh nooo" what a problem..
>He is totally faking
Well, bye-bye

>>8916793
Looks as if someone's interested.
(It's no big deal, just curious.)

>>8916819
>10 min shower
Wew, I'm a guy but I still take forever.
Anyway, you up for anything specific? Only thing I've been wanting lately is my face stuck between somebody's thighs while I either eat them out or suck their dick, depending on the partner.

>>8916607
Who's that 8th from the right?

>>8916840
W-whoa!
>He gasps in shock, before opening his mouth upon feeling her on top of him. Moaning into her mouth, his tongue slides around her own wet member, losing to the powerful force. His hands slide up against her sides, feeling her body, grinding into her in a needy way, his growing cock poking at her thighs and pussy.

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>>8916715
was that pick up line on purpose
that was actually a little impressive

>>8916781
link me
theres sooo many good remixes
i really like this one remix of meiling's stage theme
it isnt jazzy but it has this one really relaxing part

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>>8916858
You get out of here.

>>8916869
Normally I'd say that's a waste of a shapeshifter. But I'm super tired. So a simple session would be fun. You wanna start?

>>8916840
I want to fuck this doll!

>>8916858
If you aren't too busy, do you think you could bully me until I cum in my pants please?

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WHO'S READY TO GET
DRILLED
CLOWNDRILLED!

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>>8916889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWDx2LIqvDk

Enjoy

>>8916818
>>8916804
https://e621.net/post/index/1/glossi
Found 'er
Paul can kill himself now. I hope his depression gets the best of him.

>>8916889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAPs1ntQ7U
Now you link me. I love listening to calm stuff too.

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>>8916881
(Elizabeth Liones from Seven Deadly Sins.)

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>>8916836
Are you sure...?
>Ibuki softly smiles, poking at her cheek after noticing the faint blush.
Hmm...your face looks redder than usual...are you getting a cold?

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>>8916888
>She pushes herself into him, making her breast and cunt literally crushing him, she gets off the kiss and instead kisses his neck, trying to bite it but her teeth is too soft

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>>8916415

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>>8916811
>>8916839
>>8916845

>>8916889
i told u baby
im a master at the pick up lines even if i haven't managed to sex that panting

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>>8916936
>e621
Haha that's like half the art and most of the shit on there I didn't even save because it's furry garbage

also fuck back off to tf2g you shit fuck who the fuck are you

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>>8916936
Nice. Maybe I should take her up.

>>8916641
Roll

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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>>8916955

W-well, I-I don't think it's a cold...

>>8916982
I wholeheartedly agree.

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>>8916902
>vanishes slowly

>>8916910
Not something I think I'm up for, sorry anon.

>>8916995
I ate them.

Can somebody pick up Eve? I don't feel like wasting my time with Paul.

>>8916991
Sylvanas?

>>8917005
You monster.

>>8916982
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>8916902
Yeah, I'm just not creative and don't really know what all I'd like to happen with your specialty. I'd be fine with maybe getting some extra sleep myself, if you'd rather not commit to something. Either way, I'm not sure how to open up, like, as a friend or something of hers I guess?

>>8917021
>Eats another loli
They taste good though

>>8916991
>Night Elf
Ye-
>Futa
Nah.

>>8916954
She looks nice but from the RIGHT hand side, the one with blue skin.

>8916969
hahaha
Paul, it's not about the source, it's about the name.
You have a name for something, you can find lots of shit. Kill yourself.
>>8916982
Neato
Take Paul's advice and search up the name on more sites, so you don't end up with a folder that's not big enough to be comfy.

>>8917004
No worries! Hope you have fun tonight

>>8916954
From.

>>8916881
That's Tristana.

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>>8917039
(Oh, I'm silly.)
(Tristana from League of Legends.)

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>>8916982
Wow haha I HAVE TRUST ISSUES RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH I'M THE BAD ONE HERE!

YEAH
YEAH YES FUCK YES INDEED YOU'RE RIGHT

TRUST ISSUES
JUST ME
IT'S JUST ME BEIN' GFUCK ING CRAZIY YEAH HUH TRUST ISSUES MY FUCKING ASS

>>8916991
succ.png

>>8917069
>Steals blanket then disappers

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>>8916641
>a third of this list doesn't even come around anymore
I don't understand why this is even a thing.

>>8917063
You free for a session?

>>8916486
>Tilt's Pepper's head to her left a bit, leaning forward and softly smooching her lips, his other hand running its digits through her hair.
Good evening, dear. Just heard you were stopping by for a bit and I at least wanted to greet you before you left...
(Should have more time in the days coming up. I work for the afternoon instead of the night those days. Hope we can have fun than!)

>>8916959
Well, good evening once again, Bailey!
>The anon greeted, smiling up at her.
Hope you're having a good day today. How are things going between you and Pepper?

>>8917071
Yes you are the bad one.

You are the one people can't trust.

>>8917035
You must stop immediately

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It is... the fabled time...
>POST YFW YWN BE PAUL

>>8916641
>not even on the list with any of my avas

Might as well fucking kill myself

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>>8916998
>>8917026
>>8917040
Uh oh. Looks like there's some demand going on here. I'm not exactly great at denying the beck and call of the free market. Perhaps building a folder is in order.

>>8917071
Why do you care? You said she was a one-off that you're never going to play anyway.

>>8916957
>He grunts and groans in pain, yet pleasure, smiling shakily at her while he feels her try to bite his neck. He moans in arousal, his cock reaching its full 6.5 inches.
F-fuck...the pain...is so good~

>>8917116
>>>/r9k/

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>>8917071
>YEAH I'M THE BAD ONE HERE!
>IT'S JUST ME BEIN' GFUCK ING CRAZY
For once you're right

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>>8917004
Oh great, she has a cock and she can go invisible...

>>8917030
Lets just do the turbo slut approach.
>The shapeshifter opens her legs as she sat on the edge of her bed, her sweet, smooth pale flesh exposed. the pink folds of her semi wet pussy exposed for all to see, a hand shifts down and rubs at the small nub of pleasure, teasing herself as she bites at her lip
Come on anon. Thought you wanted to get between my thighs. What are you waiting for?

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>>8917093
(Sure. What are you in the mood for anon?)

>>8917117
Who are you? Roll charts don't really mean shit in terms of ability.

>>8916641
Roll

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>>8916997
Hmm? Than, what is it? You're usually good with this bodily stuff...
>She explains, smiling warmly up at her.

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post yfw you're not paul
post yfw Paul's having a breakdown in-thread

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>>8917116
Oh thank fuck.

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>>8917083
ASSHOLE!!
>steals another blanket

>>8917071
Wow haha I HAVE TRUST ISSUES RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH I'M THE BAD ONE HERE!

YEAH
YEAH YES FUCK YES INDEED YOU'RE RIGHT

TRUST ISSUES
JUST ME
IT'S JUST ME BEIN' GFUCK ING CRAZIY YEAH HUH TRUST ISSUES MY FUCKING ASS

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>>8917095
Oh, hey again, Anon.
>Bailey smiled and waved at the small anon.
And I dunno. I mean, she's right over there, isn't she?
>Bailey points over to Pepper and her big busty breasts.

>>8917153
I can't play right now, but I just want to say you are so beautiful.

>>8917069
>Steps inside and snuggles up next to.

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>>8917141
>tfw you roll yourself
(Guess I better get out of lurking.)

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>>8917120
Because you're going to complain I play her like a generic cockslut, and then to get back at me, you're gonna be a generic cockslut and post pictures of her to ruin the character and then blame it on me

OH IT'S PAUL'S CHARACER SO IT'S BAD NOT BECAUSE I PLAY HER LIKE A FUCKING BRAINDEAD RETARD HAHAHAH

And then when the time comes that I actually do want to RP, I just get fucking shit on

Don't believe me? NuLD is a perfect fucking example, and if I had to, I'd say you're just him trying to fuck with me

You have no fucking regard for any RP and you just want you god damn (You)s, you're olnly doing it because three drama addicted anons asked you to

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE?

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>>8916936
My man
Drinks on me

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>>8916909
Then fuck it before is too late!
>She pulls anon's pants off, then she turns around, pushing her ass to the anon's cock, her big doll ass crushing the anon's dick
>>8917124
>She keeps pushing herself into him, trying to get his dick inside her cunt
>Then she uses her paws to grab his dick then insert it to her vagina

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>>8917116
>>8917171

>>8917133
Just a bj and maybe some penetration if I remember it mid-session, anything you into in particular?

>>8917200
Why do you keep comin back to erp if hg doesn't treat you like this meng

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>>8917200

I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, mybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

>>8917183
Yeah, and I said hi to her with a kiss; she seemed to be leaving soon so I didn't want to completely distract her. I plan to be here earlier though, believe me~
>He softly chuckles, still grinning warmly at her.
At least we have each other to keep each other company!

>>8916641
Rollo

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>>8917153

Ahhh...Ummm....I-I think it's just...me blushing...

>Mikan's blush goes even redder.

>>8917136
>giving you my name so I sound like some thirsty bitch

Nah man, roll charts only have something to do with popularity

>>8917197
>Rosalina
In my life, pls.

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>>8917116
>>8917171

>>8917200
If they don't sperg out and use the ava to do it then it won't be ruined.

you ruin all of your characters because you REFUSE to stick to one to sperg out with.

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>>8917200
>dragging me into this
No thanks. Keep your breakdown to yourself.

>>8917200
>And then when the time comes that I actually do want to RP, I just end up abandoning them and bitch later about how I never get any RP

ftfy

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>>8917128
I wish. I'd bend you over by surprise anytime you let your guard down. Kitchen, brushing your teeth, as soon as you step out of the bath, you get the idea
....You can't go invisible either, right?

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>>8917095
Well, at least is nice to see you
>(now I have to leave earlier because stuff, I really hate my little personal life, I wished that my timezone were different, like spain or something because there could be day but in other parts would be night and erp a lot..)

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>>8917116
>feels pretty gucci
>>8917190
Dude, get your own.
This one's mine!

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>>8917200
>you're going to complain I play her like a generic cockslut
You don't play her. I have nothing to complain about.
>IT'S PAUL'S CHARACER
It's not your character. It's a rubber maid with no established personality.
>when the time comes that I actually do want to RP
All you do is shitpost and REEEE. There's a reason people don't RP with you anymore.
>I'd say you're just him trying to fuck with me
Good guess, but no.
>You have no fucking regard for any RP
Considering all you do is bitch and take Discord screenshots, I'd say that you're definitely the pot calling this kettle black.
>WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE?
Likewise.

Thanks, you've inspired me to actually build this folder seriously. Hopefully I don't run into you again.

>>8917211
>His breathing picks up, gripping onto her back once he feels his cock enter her pussy. Not wasting any more time, he begins to thrust into her, heavily breathing, heart racing.
GAH-OH, FUCKING HELL; Your body is so good~! If only my afterline was fucking you senselessly...

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>>8917116
>>8917171

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>>8917222
(Oral is top tier. I'm pretty vanilla so most likely just lots of spit and possible lipstick accompanying that.)

>>8917278
(I feel your pain; but still, take care~!)

>>8917279
Oh...I thought at least you'd want to cuddle up with someone if you really wanted to be warm...

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>>8917246
(Good tastes. I can't RP right now though, sadly. I need to do some things first. Give me about 5-10-ish minutes and I'll type up some kinda starter.)

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>>8917260
You think this isn't you? You thinK I'M THAT FUCKING STUPID? YOU CUNT, YOU MADE THIS YOU STARTED THIS SO FUCKING DIE
FUCKING DIE

>>8917282
All you did was just ruin the character further

Enjoy being nothing but an excuse to shitpost

Literally fucking kill yourself

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>>8917236
>>8917278
Eh, I suppose so.
>Bailey hit the anon's shoulder lightly with her fists and chuckled, looking down at him, then watching Pepper leave, watching her shake her rear in her stride walk until she went back to the anon.

>>8917211
>The anon lets out a gasp at the doll's sudden movements, his cock twitching with excitement as her big, plush ass smushes against his crotch.
You're right, there's no time to waste!
>He shouts, leaning over the slutty plushy, and slowly, slowlyyy shoving his meat into the tails-shaped doll's surprisingly tight ass.

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>>8916935
neato this is nice

>>8916942
ooh this is pretty nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtA6yvdVJwo

>>8916965
u never will fool and ull never sex the satori either

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>>8917116
>>8917171
>
>>8917273
I can do self x-ray... So maybe.
.. What would invisible sex look like? I'm asking for a friend.

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>>8917314
I mean, I don't hate it..
But still. I'm pretty warm.
Thanks, though.

>>8917316
(Oh awesome, I'd be happy to do somethin with you then. I shall wait)

>>8917303
Okay great! You wanna start or should I do it? And can you tell me a lil' bit about her character?

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>>8917244
You sure? It seems even worse now...
>Ibuki slowly reaches out to touch her cheek, humming to herself for a few seconds.
Oh my...you feel so hot!
...Well, hotter than you already were, heh heh heh...
Four hehs~
>She lightly jokes, smiling widely.

>>8917128
Ahh, fuck. I'm extremely conflicted about this but I'll just be honest about it. In truth, I was hoping you'd just say you were fine with putting it off or maybe just not forever whatever reason, I guess. I just never happen to be around at the same time as you usually so I thought I'd post at you tonight. Sorry, just an extremely off night for me overall. I'll probably just call it for the night and turn in.

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>>8917116
>>8917171
Wasn't even trying to attack Paul, I only wanted to know who the character was for fapping
Chaos theory in action

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>>8917284
CUM ALREADY!
>She pushes harder while holding his dick with force and making serious damage with her paws
(gotta go, maybe we can finish this later)
>>8917332
>(Gotta go earlier... goodnight)

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>>8917335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoFhVwKzzRk
What about this one?

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>>8917321
>ruin the character
>ERP

>>8917322
>He to gazes at Pepper with a bit of a loopy grin, before turning back to face Bailey, blushing a bit.
W-well...we really have to get a threesome between her and us in the future, huh?
>He suggests, giggling back casually at him, but not without shooting her a playful look and wink.

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>>8917378
Don't worry anon. It happens. Have a goodnight.

>>8917335
Mmm it is. Especially that last flute bit. Sends a shiver down my spine each time I listen to it. This one is also really good. I needa listen to these guys more.

Is Stocking here?

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>>8917361

>Mikan giggles a bit at Ibuki's joke.

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>>8917388
Treat nobody asked for your opinion

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>>8917186
Oh, a mystery admirer; how cool!
Thank you, random citizen~!

>>8917341
Well I guess I'll go and get my own, then? Just going to take it easy tonight?

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>>8917321
>Holy shit, Paul.
>I'm open to giving people second chances.. but you deserve every shitpost you get.

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>>8917321
>Paul complaining about ruining characters.

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>>8917360
(Would probably be better if you started.)
(Tristana is cocky, showy and has a predisposition to like humans. She's usually fine with whatever the other wants to do as long as they don't insult her.)
(Teasing as a dom. A bit of a cockslut as a sub. May get off to male musk and get a little too into oral.)

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>>8917429
Probably.

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>>8917337
>What would invisible sex look like?
Well, have you ever seen those 3D porn games that use the transparent model for the male or just a floating dick?
Just picture the vulnerable girl bent over just like that, propping herself up on some wall, countertop, holding onto the sink, or a shelf in the fridge, really wherever she was taken and bent over, and forcibly railed again and again over whatever that poor girl was doing before some invisible pervert decided that they wanted to claim her right then and there
Easy to picture, right?

>>8917446
Well then have a good rest, Jolyne. May you dream of the longest, thickest, and firmest of cocks.

>>8917430
>slips one free Pucci session to the inmate

Don´t worry Paul, I don´t hate you

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>>8917321

>Paul complaining about ruined characters.

Jesus fucking Christ on a Bicycle, Paul. And then you wonder why you get shitposted.

>>8917335
nah itll happen one day even if i have to engage in maximum hand-holding and cuddling

>>8917321
>ruin the character further
>people might get to fuck them without getting dropped because you can't push a scene forward and have unusually high standards for some faggot that needs to catch anons who don't know you to have a chance to rp

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>>8917476
>Pockets it, mumbling something about "Maybe it is true what they say.."
>>8917474
Thanks, Anon.

>Paul is losing his shit
>again
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

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So this is what it's like to see someone rage so hard. It's pretty fun to watch

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>>8917386
this one is also pretty good
id actually stay and listen to every single song you show me but i should be sleeping soon
next time you see me feel free to throw every song you wanna at me

>>8917406
the part with the birds chirping in the one i sent always sounds so serene and nice and it totally fits the picture too

>>8917494
ill chop you

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>>8917321
Buddy; let me level with you...
You trying to get other people to kill themselves ruins any and all chances of you being liked.
So, what do I suggest?
Take this shit somewhere else; maybe Tumblr can take you in, I don't give a fuck where you go, but know this...
You, are not welcomed here as of this point; you never were since the wedding incident. We tried to give you a chance, and you fucked it up so much that even masochists who love to literally be beaten to death will say that it's disgusting.
Seriously, give up, and move on.

>>8917419
>Ibuki couldn't help but giggle alongside her, stroking her cheek a bit more.
Mmmhm...you're actually very cute, Mikan-chan~!

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This character (with picture) from japanese animation or video games is missing on /erp/

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>>8917460
..
>The shapeshifter begins to sweat loudly, wiping her forehead she nods in agreement, not even able to reply using words

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>>8917401
One day, Anon. One day. Hopefully she won't think it's weird.
>Bailey grinned at the anon, patting him on the head.

>>8917539
VAMBRE WARRIOR

>>8917533
Give me your discord and I'll send you so much music, you won't even know what to do with the rest of your life

>>8917533
ill survive

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>>8917536

W-wow, y-you mean it?

>She's redfaced at this point.

>>8917536
And what Paul spergout would be complete without Luffy bandwagoning and trying to be the hero of the thread?

why don't we all just... calm down...

>>8917536
Luffy fuck off

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>Paul is probably crying irl now
KEK

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>>8917539

Bonanza Bros.

>>8917578
Nice try Paul

>>8917539
Vampy and Yukine.

>>8917554
>>8917589
What the fuck is so difficult about the pictures part of the sentence?

>>8917444
(Thanks! Sorry if this starter sucks a bit.)
>Anon chugged down another beer as he drowned his sorrows in alcohol. The two-month dry spell was seriously getting to him, and he needed action NOW. He scanned the bar one last time, not really expecting to find anything he fancied. That was until his eyes landed on a short little cute thing in tight revealing clothes, sitting at a table by herself. He probably didn't see her at first due to her height, but he was desperate and she seemed hot. Downing the last of his drink, he got up to approach her.

>paul
>luffy
oh boy

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>>8917539
Haruko Haruhara

>>8917533
It really does, but I'm not too sure about serene stuff though. Maybe the Fusai Senritsu album from the circle who did that Hong's song might fit the bill. You can find it in the same guy's youtube channel, along with other touhou arranges. Most of them are rock or metal though.

>>8917608
As if I fucking need a fucking picture, faggot.

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>>8917540
So she's of course surprised at first because, well, she's being pushed up against from behind, and she doesn't know what's going on.
Til she feels that all too familiar, immediately recognizable sensation prodding against her one of her holes. She doesn't know what's happening, but at the same time she knows exactly what's happening, and what's about to happen next if she can't get out of this situation
She can struggle and struggle til that mystery assailant decides they've had enough foreplay, and...welllll....guess

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>>8917539
Edea Lee

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>>8917539
Hachikuji Mayoi from the Bakemonogatari series

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>>8917539
Erina Pendleton!

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>>8917539

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>>8917539
Still not giving up hope.

>>8917548
>He hums a bit in delight, nuzzling into her hand, eyes fluttering up at her.
God, you look so lovely Bailey. I can see why Pepper is interested in you...

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>>8917586
>>8917622
>>8917632
>>8917639
>>8917650
>>8917662
>>8917665
For your pictures you receive 50 points.
Next scene -
Owain's reaction to getting a one line response.

>>8917650
fuck off
she is pure
jojo's one true love
kill yourself

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>>8917555
im scared
Satori#0544

>>8917565
we'll see

>>8917626
any genre of touhou music can sound good
anyways catch satorin next time for more nerd music talk

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>>8917567
Aw, sure! Why wouldn't I?
>Ibuki retorts, face beaming with a warm grin, pulling Mikan into a hug.

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>>8917686
>I'm not feeling this, sorry.
>>8917691
>Nononfag plays Jonathan.

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>>8917686

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>>8917539

>>8917686

>>8917694
cya

>>8917694
Mmm. Sample of their rock before you leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2GUvFZILyo
Favorite song of theirs. Catch ya later Mary/Satori.

>>8917686

"Sorry, i'm not feeling it right now."

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>>8917539

Cory from Cory in the house.

Im serious.

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>>8917686

>>8917716
FUCK OFF
SHE IS PURE
JOJO'S ONE TRUE LOVE
KILL
Y O U R S E L F
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8917699

>Mikan hugs back, cuddling Ibuki.

Heehee...~

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>a mysterious thief sneaks into the thread and starts stealing everyone's porn while they are not looking

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z3lf58bQRN

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*riiiiiiiing*

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>>8917756
>Aww yeah!
>I'mma get inside your house!
The idea of it is making me laugh so hard, holy shit
>>8917764
>Implying she ain't a lewd bitch for Jonathan
She probably bought the Karmasutra when she was a nurse in India..

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>>8917686

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>>8917716
>>8917725
>>8917741
>>8917759
>>8917809
You all receive one point.
Next scene -
What Paul's mom screams in the background while he's trying to post.

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>>8917694
I want to touch your head.

>>8917803
H-Hello?

>>8917803
Eyyyyyyy who dis

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>>8917795

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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>>8917668
Heh, I know she is. Don't let her convince you she's not. She liked to pretend we're not together but we hang out waaaaay too long for that to be true.
>Bailey laughed and wrapped an arm around him, grinding her fist into his head and messing up his hair.

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>>8917613
(It's fine! As long as you're having fun don't worry about it.)
>Tristana was already rosy cheeked and leaning heavily onto her table, bubbly giggles pushed past her lips every few seconds she's not ogling a nearby male's crotch. Her hand disappears underneath the table and unbuttons one of her combat pants' buttons, her fingers deftly sliding back into their natural place inside of her moistening cunt. She openly masturbates as her eyes flick around the area, trying to find something to occupy her time. Her half lidded eyes find the anon as he begins to approach her table, suggestively wiggling her eyebrows as he finally reaches her table. She drags her fingers out of her honey pot and brings her dripping wet fingers to her maw, dragging her tongue along every digit as she cleans her arousal off of it. When her pussy juices are replaced with her saliva she removes her dainty hand from the confines of her maw, tossing the anon a wink.
"How ya doing, doll? Come to give lil ol Tristy some company~?"

>>8917838
TAKE THE SHOT, MICKEY
TAKE
THE SHOT

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Anon ...
It's yours ...!

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>>8917823
PAUL WHY DOES THIS PEN SMELL LIKE SHIT?!!

>>8917823
Nothing. Because he's an orphan.

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>>8917694
>Tosses eggs at to show affection.

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>>8917823
Good luck with this one, mum's on the other end of the east coast

But yeah haha poopy pen eckse dee

>>8917823
>Honey, you need to stop going on that Jackie Chan website. You end up in tears every time, and I'm honestly getting sick of hearing you screech at that screen.

>>8917804
OKAY SO MAYBE SHE LIKES JONATHAN ENOUGH TO DO KINKY STUFF FOR HIM
BUT
NO ONE BESIDES JONATHAN
SHE
IS
PURE
(LY FOR JONATHAN'S TENDER EMBRACE)
if it comes down to it i"ll play Erina myself!!!

>>8917823
Why the fuck did you steal my game from me?
No seriously

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>>8917803
>the thief answers the phone
Hello?
>>8917838
Oh fuck, please don't hurt me! I need this porn!

Alright, roll a perception check for me

>>8917833
>>8917835
Is this the Krusty Krab?

What's /erp/'s favorite song to sing to? I'm bored, a little tipsy, and this thread is not looking 2 good

>>8917823

"Paul, You're too young for this "4chan" site!"

>>8917886

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>>8917539
I want to see these two make love.
Even if Kirei would probably kill claudia by the end of it.

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Can someone help me with this thing?

>>8917823
We all know Paul's mom has given up on him

>>8917823
Paul, there's some police at the door. They said you sent nudes to someone pretending to play a card game character online?

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>>8917885

WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR

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>>8917890
https://youtu.be/okthJIVbi6g

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>>8917823
PAULLLYYY DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP TALKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
AND STOP SCREAMING AT THEM, THEY CAN HEAR YOUU
>>8917872
P-pardon?

>>8917907
I can
>Starts to grope the massive furry balls infront of him.

>>8917922
fuck off with your weezer shit, you fucking cuck

>>8917907
I mean, probably not, but I can worship your balls while you jerk off