Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXXIV cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
NIGHT 4!
But...he's not...hm...
Eric Andre apparently learned from the past.
You two are playing a dangerous game by doing that.
>Pet Shop carves "THE BIRDS" into the dirt
>Cliche.
>>8901041
>The Inkling turns into her squid form, and slips thru the cracks of the elevator
No.
>>8900793
>>8900973
>>8900981
What do I think? Hmm... Probably not. It's just kinda... y'know...
Just askin' about that outta the blue is weird n' all.
>>8900986
....Huuuh~. Well, as long as you're happy with the choice.
How goes it lately, anyhow?
>>8900989
I only assume because I know! I'm not accusing you of anything bad.
Hmm...Well, we're not too close. Dunno if I could do it ,buuuut....
>she gives a shrug
Why not? I'll try.
>And just like that, she's still downing sake.
>>8900977
Hmph.... Got it, Shirazu!
Well, I gotta admit, you've got balls to stand up t' me.
>her hand reaches out to shake his. Her grip is surprisingly strong.
To the victor~! Good luck.
>>8901041
Aaaah, boy....
Hate this kinda music...
>>8901047
Movie? Hm...
How about a kung-fu movie?
>>8901047
Let's watch each other bicker. That's always fun!
>>8901047
BOO!
>>8901041
someone in there play the elevator game
>>8901047
Don't worry, it's just for a bit you'll be fine. Maybe.
DAY 5!
Mokou trying to steal a certain someone's heart, maybe? Who knows?
This fucking hamburger, man.
You've had it too good for too long, Archer.
>>8901041
>jerks off in the elevator
>>8900966
I say at least give her a small chance, who knows what creative things are going through her head?
>>8900981
>Internal alarms wake him up as he burns.
What happened..?
>Is all he can mutter before his vocals are burned and he fries silently.
>>8901010
How did we all agree to this before even telling anyone the rules?
>>8901017
>All that's left of Kaito is a charred metal frame.
>>8901047
I mean, if you say so...
>>8901041
Laaame. I'm leaving.
>Merak warps himself out of the elevator.
>>8901094
[PET SHOP]
[RETIRED!]
>>8901047
Ya think it looks good on me? I think I smile enough as it is, but I could be wrong.
>>8901074
Course I've got balls! Who the fuck do ya think I am? All because I called ya out on being lazy doesn't mean anything, besides being a leader. That's me, ya know. A natural born leader, apparently.
>>8901001
>I know well enough because one of my only two characters was a Blue Dragon Sorc and there was fuckall for lightning spells other than Witch Bolt. Goddamn Wizards being all biased.
>>8901074
Alright, we really need to lay off on all the singsong tones, we're gonna weird people out. You don't believe me I can shake on it.
>She shivers out of the very idea.
And...eh. Same old. Nothing much has changed, at least not for the better. I'm trying to be...friendlier. No points for guessing how well that's working out, huh?
>>8901094
Oh god damn it...
>>8901094
"Top ten tribute" doesn't have that nice of a ring to it.
>when someone is your fucking nigga
>>8901094
>>8901074
I'm just joking around don't worry.
>smiles
But yeah that'd be nice... Still drinking sake? Oh yeah I nearly forgot
>she snaps her finger, conjuring an entire italian wine before her.
That's for the whole gourd I drank last time. Take it.
>>8901127
>expecting people that do one liners to have creativity
Welcome to modern day HG, friend.
>>8901100
Have you ever looked at me, I'm the most charismatic person here, I can convince anyone to do anything
>>8901094
I'm gonna kill ya, host. I'm gonna do you in.
>>8901100
Get up! I know yer not dead. Ya can't fool me, asshole.
>>8901094
Have you been told before how weird you are?
>>8901127
I'm not waiting one hour on some stupid elevator with destination to who-knows-where.
I can't believe I missed the elevator...
>>8900975
I was thinking about using your face since there's already water on it but that could be just as good.
>Taking the scarf, she rubs it back and forth between the boot and the ground.
This is doing marvelously!
>>8900981
Now I shall close my eyes and go to sleep.
>Sleep never comes.
Now I shall stay up forever.
>>8901010
Just like me then! It should be a great battle when we meet!
>>8901017
There could be a multiple of reasons why. The most likely being is that your juice was lacking.
>>8901041
Nostalgia is a wonderful feeling. Although I do miss the blue lights and disco ball.
>>8900793
There things that go up and down. Like woosh! But you look like a child. What if the heat catches up? Hard to explain that you're a thousand years old when you look like that.
>>8901107
>>8901071
Leaving so soon? What a shame.
>>8901097
As a former attended, you can't do that here. You can do many things but none of that.
NIGHT 5!
I wonder if it's because you just lobotomized her?
Chicks dig men that look like Solid Snake.
Aku may finally be ready to make his move.
>>8901154
What did I do now?
>>8901127
Newfags are so fun and oldfags are antifun, right?
>>8901127
>The Inkling glares at the anon, frustrated
Too long.
no I dont like this bad rp around me
*eleports out of HG*
>>8901146
>modern day HG
Back on /b/ Erica & Co would have ignored your shitty attempt at original RP and would have continued with their shipgirl circlejerk.
Dumb faggot.
>>8901127
Hey.
Do it again, I'll play along.
>>8901094
>A visible scar on her forehead, her smile looks a bit deader than usual.
Was this your plan? I am still alive.
>>8901127
I'd join with my ava but I'm too tired
Rig the game for Adachi or the bunny gets it.
>>8901167
Whaddya mean by that? I've had my OJ in the morning like always. Yer just one of those overpowered freaks, aren't ya?
>>8901168
Telling me to tell myself I'm beautiful is insulting.
Not only that, but now this? I get the feeling you don't want me to win.
>>8901168
I must catch the next elevatoooooor. He neeeeds our guidance. The blue haired booooy...
>>8901168
Zombies?
Great. Just great.
>>8901167
And I'll say to you the same I said to >>8901127.
I'm not waiting that long for nothing.
>>8901168
Wouldn't every night be a terrible night for a curse? Isn't it the point of curses to be terrible?
>>8901167
Yeah...
Maybe you should go easy on her, she's been feeling ill lately
Don't stop the rain from pouring down
Cleveland Browns suck
DAY 6!
Dach encouraging autism? What kinda magical land is this?
Voices in one's head is how massacres start. Be wary of the burger.
These police, man. They're ruining my fun.
>>8901207
Hah hah, you're bald.
>>8901094
Whoa.... Wonder how much that's wort-
>>8901110
....Haha! What did'ya think was gonna happen!?
>>8901111
Pfft, you? Gotta say, I'm not seein' it thus far!
>>8901114
Whaaaat~? But it's fun!
I don't really have to say what my answer is, do I?
>>8901143
Good, good!
Yeah, don't worry. I can talk people into stuff if I need to.
>she holds onto the wine bottle, looking pleasantly surprised
Hey...! You're really gonna gimme this? Sweet...!
Man, I really chose the right person to befriend! You're awesome~.
>>8901167
Wooosh, huh? Er... I guess I get it. So it's like flying?
Whaat, the heat? Here? I dunno, it's pretty cool around here.
>she grins, putting her gourd down
>>8901168
H-hey, you're screwing with me now, aren't you!?
>>8901232
It wasn't as funny as I thought it would be
>>8901168
>pokes a few times
Is she dead?
I'm pretty sure she's dead
I could get a pretty penny if I dropped her off at the human village, they usually need furs for blankets
>>8901180
>elepors behind you
Nohing personnel, kid.
>unsheahes kaana
You are already dead!
>ips fedora a he anon
oo easy, mae.
>>8901237
>The bird makes a mental note to stab this bitch later.
Gerkekrek...
>>8901232
You could have came up with a more original idea, Adachi. Wedding games gave been done over and over again.
>>8901232
It's all worth it as long as they have those donuts with the worms on 'em! I haven't had those since my father killed himself.
>>8901237
That's right! I'm the reason ya sleep soundly at night! I take care of those nasty ghouls while ya do whatever it is ya do!
How's about it? I think I'm already winning in regards to the cool factor. The hell does a short stack like yaself do that could top that?
>>8901232
NIGHT 6!
...I'm starting to think Dach isn't so against autism as he claims.
She's but a pure maiden.
Please someone eat the damn burger already.
>>8901231
GO PACK GO
>>8901151
Are you? It doesn't take much to convince me to do anything so I don't really use that as a scale..
>>8901154
>The metalic eyelids on the charred frame open to reveal undamaged blue eyes. He sighs and starts trying to wipe the char and ash away.
You ruined my clothes.. Not to mention my skin!
>>8901167
My face? I know I'm called masochist but that's way too much abuse.. Just don't be too rough with my scarf though it's really important.
>>8901237
Not a problem. Sexy horned girlsgotta stick together right? And a new drinking friend is always appreciated.
Speaking of which...
I might have a little challenge for you, we could drink the wine of course, but that'd be a waste right now.
I'd like to know how much you can take. Wanna try?
>>8901237
That's true, that's true~. Sucks to be them, then.
>She snickers to herself.
Only if you feel like it's something other than what I'm expecting. Old habits die hard, you know?
>>8901285
Is this a jojo reference
>>8901286
Does this thing go in a huge flashlight or something? Wait, better question, how big of a flashlight would be needed to put this in?
>>8901285
Cirno confirmed for cheating bitch
>>8901286
That was an easy bet.
>>8901286
H-Host! Ya gotta do something about that burger! It's a fucking terrorist!
>>8901301
Well, what'd ya think would've happened!? Why didn't you protect yourself? I would've been mad, but I can't stay too mad when it's your life on the line too. That's how this game is by nature. Eat or be eaten.
F E A S T B O Y S
...A bottle of ketchup?
That event is just a goddamn tongue-twister.
Eric Andre is a pretty 2hu!
>>8901213
Am I overpowered or are all of you just weaker than me? That is the question you should be asking yourself.
>>8901216
Too bad. Elevators are all the rage now. In fact, I have been told to say that it is the safest way to...
>Her voice gets drowned out by the elevator going up higher and higher.
>>8901225
I already go easy on everyone. How else would I get some fun in this? Just how much easier do I need to be?
>>8901232
I have to thank someone for making that beautiful cloud. Really brightened up my day. Oh ho, how funny of me.
>>8901237
That's one way to put. I always get quite high in these. I believe they call them coppers, fuzz and something else that escapes me. Ah yes, you're in one now. Quite hip, isn't it?
>>8901286
>>8901330
CLEVELAND BROWNS BTFO'D BY ROME
>>8901330
>>8901330
My hat now, sucker
>>8901286
Maybe I should just try another angle...
>>8901301
Yes, I'm 10000000% correct.
Just take a look around, I pretty much own this place
>>8901309
>maybe
>>8901323
And you're confirmed to be jealous of me.
>>8901330
He's not even one of the tributes..
>>8901304
>crowns with flowers
DAY 7!
I think those are the three deadliest tributes right there. I also don't know what that says about the rest of you.
>>8901330
Not a bottle of ketchup. It's something even better than that.
>>8901336
I'd say it's the first thing, but that can't be true. Yer just a twig that hasn't been broken yet. Why else would you be here if you didn't wanna get broken?
>>8901336
Oh come on, really?
Just give me a fair chance!
>>8901348
Give me back my ribbon or I'll make a new one from your spine!
>>8901330
That was unnecessarily brutal, holy crap. Who even is that girl anyway?
>>8901275
Do whatever it is I do? I'll have ya know, I train pretty regularly during the day! Most "ghouls" aren't even an issue for me.
As for at night.... I run a bar with my oni friend, Yuugi! All the denizens of hell show up to party and drink.
Heh... And you think you can beat me even on that front? Think again!
>>8901286
I may... But what do I get out of it.?
>>8901302
My thoughts exactly!
>she gives a bright smile
Heh...heheheheh~! Now THAT'S an interesting challenge!
Are you sure you want to do that? I can drink like it's no other being's business!
>>8901304
Let 'em think what they wanna.
Your intuition's right on this one, no surprise!
>>8901330
Couldn't... Get to the table..... Ugh-
>>8901371
>>8901336
How can elevators be the rage when they were invented years ago?
And what are you talking about, the safest way to what?
...
>sighs
>>8901371
....aaaand it's done. Now it's true art
>>8901286
If these were real firearms, we would be dead by now. Isn't that fun to think about?
>>8901301
Oh don't worry. I only plan to use the necessary amount of wiping to get it clean. And done!
>Her boots couldn't look any more clean, there were even sparkles coming from it. The scarf however was a different story. Slightly tattered, it smells of toilet water and boot.
You have been quite fun to interact with.
>>8901330
Whoopsie! Just an example of what happens when I don't hold back.
>>8901371
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? I NEVER WANTED TO BE A FARMER! I WANTED TO MURDER THESE PEOPLE!
...
Yer not really serious about this, right host? I haven't even touched a ho before. How am I gonna make ends meet as a farmer?
>>8901371
>>8901382
Good luck getting my spine from under this pillar!
>>8901371
appluad
>>8901371
This look isn't hip? Maybe I should copy you. Maybe me looking like a student will be more with the times.
NIGHT 7!
It's a fucking massacre!
...But one that gives us our final two! Place your bets!
>>8901409
I forgot to remove that event from the Day/Night Fatal Notepad I have. I only removed it from the current version of the code the first time, so when I loaded the events back in via EventManager, it re-added it. I fixed it just now. I'm a dumb.
>>8901419
I think I'll pass, I don't want blood stains on my dress
>>8901436
furry vs furry
>>8901387
>smug smile
Oh it's not really about You vs Me, but rather You Vs yourself, well you'll see soon enough
>she snaps her finger and a massive bottle of vodka falls down in a loud sound. Even closed it's reeking of alcohol.
I challenged Ahri -another one of us, a pretty though foxgirl- with that yesterday, she got wasted after a mere glass.
>she pours the liquid into two glasses and hands her one.
Good luck!
>>8901436
>>8901436
>DEATH MACHINE MODE ACTIVATED
>>8901436
Nyuu?
>>8901372
No one has asked me that yet. Give yourself a round of applause! But hmmm, why am I here?
>>8901382
>Her smile disappears, a glare of death replacing it.
Give YOU a chance? Looks like I wasn't mistaken at all.
>>8901436
>The arrow hist directly into her side. And leg. And head.
I think I may be out of the game.
>>8901362
...What in the hell?
>>8901387
It's more entertaining to do it that way anyhow.
And...yeah...you get so used to just trash-talking everything that moves and you kinda run out of the ability to not be like that to most people, you know?
>>8901387
Huh...ya don't look muscular. Kinda like a twig, like most people here. I think it's called high muscle density or some shit. Yer slavic, aren't you?
A bar, ya say? How'd a kid get her liquor license? Ya know that ain't legal.
>he nudges her, smiling a toothy grin
Ya know, I won't report ya if you do a little something for me. I promise it won't be much of an issue.
>>8901436
Yer damn right yer dumb, but that's the only way I'd lose this thing. I'd have won easily if it weren't for yer ignorance.
>>8901476
>>8901469
I...
Uhgg...
I'll be back!
>tries to fly away
>>8901476
CONGRATULATIONS EMI!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
But first, the Placements.
>>8901471
I felt like giving them to you. If you don't want them you can take them off.
>>8901443
Nyuu's more of a demon-thing.
>>8901476
>>8901489
So the cute foxy won. I think I'm digging this little trickster.
Thank you for the match.
Annnnd Summary.
>>8901493
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8901493
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>8901493
>thanks for hosting
>>8901494
Man. You people've been weirdly affectionate lately.
>>8901489
Cognrats, I guess. THanks for the show.
>cancer wins another game
wew
>>8901469
Truth be told, I haven't the slightest clue. Ya look like some flight attendant, but why the fuck would a flight attendant be here?
The only logical reason is yer some sorta mercenary. One of those pay to play people Sass-san warned me about.
>>8901489
I'd rather win than let that thing win. It freaks me the hell out, but a congratulation's in order.
Grants, I guess.
>>8901493
And thanks for hosting. Don't make me so angry next time, kay?
>>8901493
Congrats,fox.
Thanks for the game.
>>8901489
>furries win
>I shouldn't be surprised.
>>8901493
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>4 kills
>hope that helps me with the rankings at least.
>>8901329
>He looks a little confused for a moment and looks over his metallic body then chuckles a little.
Haha, that's a joke right? I'm not exactly part of nature or anything like that.. I mean even outside of here if I die I come back in a back-up.
>>8901352
There's no ice around or anything.. Not even 'Cirno is #1' banners!
>>8901408
>Kaito takes his scarf bac and looks at it.
...
>After a moment of silence he puts the scarf back on and goes back to smiling cheerfully.
Despite having a lot of my stuff covered in toilet water I had fun too, but I do have a question. You've come across machines before? What were they like?
>>8901493
Congratulations Emi!
Thank you very much for hosting, it was a fun game!
>>8901336
...You could just call 'em police.
So this big metal box is an elevator?
Ehhhh.... It's cool n' all, I guess, but I can already fly on my own!
>>8901446
>her jaw drops at the sight of the massive bottle, her eyes lighting up at the same time
Oh....Ohhhhhhh~!
T-this is... This is magnificent!!!
>Suika wastes no time taking the glass, practically hugging her arm in the process
Challenge accepted! Just be forewarned... I can get a bit violent when I'm drunk, alright~?
>rather than start chugging, she takes her time at first with a slow, deliberate drink
>>8901471
Yyyyup!
Well, most humans don't have that kind of change of heart once they're set in their ways. Real stubborn....
>>8901472
Ah, jeez, this again...
I'm an oni, damnit! I'm much older than I look.
And what would that offer even had been, huh? Tryin' to extort me?
>>8901489
Hey, congrats!
>>8901509
>ice fairy
>brown skin
Hm
>>8901387
>>8901336
Because you did the same for me.
>>8901486
>She grabs onto the fairy's leg, as she tries to fly away.
You shouldn't run away from an attendant. It may just hurt you in the end when you ignore them.
>>8901493
The thrill of victory escapes me again. Well done to the one that bested me. Thank you for the match.
>>8901493
4 kills
JUST
>>8901532
Wrongo roado da?
>>8901528
Why does a fox need underwear
>>8901511
I guess people are warming up to you.
>>8901528
>Licks furry pussy
Die die, die my darling.
>>8901499
>>8901501
>>8901507
>>8901509
>>8901511
>>8901514
>>8901517
>>8901519
>>8901521
>>8901528
>>8901529
No problemo. Thanks for playing.
>>8901512
You're shit at removing it in-game, in all fairness.
>>8901521
That's because everyone already knows
It's like those unwritten rules, you know them but they aren't official, but they might as well be
>>8901527
>It's tanned
>>8901524
>She raises an eyebrow seeing Suita doesn't got at it like a Barbarian.
Quite experienced huh? And don't worry about being drunk, it's the best part.
>she sips her own drink like it was nothing in particular.
>>8901556
>Assgore quotes a Metallica song
Wtf I hate Metallica now!
>>8901521
Whaddya saying? That's obviously armor. Yer the only one smart enough to come here prepared, though ya kinda sound and look a little fucking stupid. I'd pin ya more as an idol than a warrior.
>>8901524
How'd ya know I was gonna extort ya?
Ya own a bar, so I don't see why ya can't float me a small loan. I got things I gotta pay for. It won't go to something stupid, I swear.
>>8901528
Don't thank me. Seriously, ya look like a freak. It's creepy.
Emi made it to the top again
https://pastebin.com/PaDd35Am
>>8901529
>is grabbed by the leg and pummels down to the ground
What a grip...
W-what are you going to do with me now? I don't like this at all, not a bit.
>>8901540
>Traditionnal japanese underwear, forgot the name, probably because reasons
>>8901555
>
>>8901556
>Thanks for the wincard, and thanks for hosting.
>>8901489
Good job, weired cat girl.
>>8901493
Thanks for the host, my man.
>>8901570
It's...It's not...hmmm...
>>8901577
>>8901579
Thanks for playing.
>>8901574
Just fuck my shit up
>>8901548
That's about as likely as me gaining an extra three feet.
>>8901524
Tch. If only I could be the versatile type, huh? How do you manage to take things so casual-like?
>>8901527
>She's tan in the new game. "The Ice Fairy Unmelting Under Blazing Sun".
>>8901574
>It was tough but finally!
>>8901493
>>8901524
Oh, by the way! Take a gander there, little Suika. Guess it's official now. I'm definitely stronger than you! Don't ever forget it now, alright?
>>8901574
>
>>8901579
>mute **fox** noises
>translation: thanks you
>>8901592
Well whatever, I like you well enough.
>>8901574
still not closer to the bottom
FFFFFF
>>8901570
...Pretty sure that's Danzig.
>>8901570
I think you mean the Misfits, which was covered by Metallica.
>>8901574
I'm so close, C'mon.
>>8901619
Originally by the punk band Misfitz, then covered by Metallica.
>>8901619
De-weebed.
>>8901514
You humor me so! So close yet so far on that guess. Change 'flight' to 'elevator' and you would be right. Oh right! I am looking for someone actually. Thank you for reminding me.
>>8901524
Sometimes I wish to be flowery with my words. Police sounds too standard. So can I but it is wonderful for a comfy ride, wouldn't you agree?
>She opens her book, taking a seat on the railing.
I couldn't do this when flying.
>>8901521
Nothing bothers you much, does it? And yes I have. I wouldn't lie if it wasn't funny in some way. Why do you wish to know is the question. I doubt you are related to them.
>>8901576
>Her serene smile is back on her face now. She lets go of the fairy, and crouches near her face.
That is quite a question. What am I going to do to you? Any ideas?
>>8901619
>>8901621
I really want to think it was bait.
>>8901656
Oh. Whelp.
It isn't even the best Misfits song though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkn01JNI3gc
>>8901640
THANK YOU
Saved. Downloaded. Sorted in folder
>>8901635
...Lead singer was Danzig but you right.
>>8901556
Thanks for hostin', as always!
>>8901568
Hmmm~...
>feeling more brave, her next drink is longer
Don't you know it! I haven't been fully sober in many years...!
Thanks to that gourd. But man... Been a while since I've had a good strong drink with a fellow demon that isn't my friend Yuugi~.
>>8901592
Don't blame yourself. That's just kinda how humans are.
Drinking a lot is the main way.
>>8901603
aaaah, shut up! I starved to death once! Don't think this is over just yet, you!!
And what's it say that you need to be asking for money from me, huh? How 'bout this: If you win the next game, I'll give you 500,000 yen!
>>8901651
Flowery? Bah, sure, sure. Being direct is my thing!
>she sit criss-cross on the railing opposite her
Ehhh.... Maybe you've got a point. Any idea where we're going, little miss attendant?
>>8901577
>Performs cunnalingus on the fox
>>8901651
Uhhh....
Hmmh....
Y-you could let me go, scary lady
>>8901616
Well that makes like...I dunno. Three people, I guess?
>>8901671
Especially when you make a point of how stubborn and willing to hold on to the old ways you are...ironic for someone who wanted revolution once...ehehe...
>She shakes her head.
You know, the thought just occurred to me that I've never seen you actually sober, now have I?
>>8901559
But it not being official means you aren't..
>>8901572
Armor? Why would a person wear fake skin and clothes on top of armor? A-and I am an idol, what kind of weirdly accurate guess is that?
>>8901651
If I said that there was a few things would you try to guess at them then try to do them? Because that's happened a couple of times.. But not particularly.
Though can we really be related? The only bonds like that I have are from time spent with others. But please tell me.
>>8901659
That song you posted was shit. Never link Misfits again!
>links this to counter that shit
https://youtu.be/KlxEejhHfr8
stop moving so fast
>>8901698
But in practicr I am, and that's all that matters!
Geez, get your brain working a bit
>>8901671
But is that such a fun way to live? I find it much more amusing when no one can understand you.
>She looks outside the glass of the metal box. The sights are very bizarre.
I'm afraid I cannot tell you. I don't know myself, this whole thing was very sudden. Maybe we'll be in space by the end of this.
>>8901675
Oh I know what I will do.
>She leans in close to her face. A dark presence can be felt by this unusually calm woman.
I will doooooooooooooooo... nothing!
>>8901698
That depends on what they are but I will try the guessing game soon. Honestly, I don't know much about them. I don't interact much instead with big nose and that one boy. if I could give them one word, it would be combat oriented.
>>8901705
Nigga that ain't even one of the best songs off Kill 'Em All.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWKJmbmOOf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILUvzL8L_Lg
>>8901651
The fuck's an elevator attendant? What're we, in the early 1900's or something? Better yet, why're you looking for someone in a place like this? Don't tell me yer the one that hired one of the schmucks to do yer dirty work.
>he puffs out his chest
I'll gladly do whatever ya need me to do for a small price! I'm pretty damn proficient too. I've killed a ton of ghouls before.
>>8901671
Heh. Ya know, ya can put more on the line next time. Proudly shouting how strong I am to the high heavens sounds like a nice wager, little Suika. Tearing down yer pride is gonna feel just a good as busting an S class ghoul-
>his mouth drops as soon as she offers up 500,000 yen
Yer kidding me, right? There's no way ya have that much on ya right now. Y-Yer pulling my leg for shits and giggles.
>>8901698
I dunno, ya tell me why yer wearing fake armor. I can't read minds, dumbass. If I could I'd be having more fun than I am now.
It's weird, but something about ya screams pansy idol. I dunno if it's yer face, long hair, or yer clothes.
>>8901671
>She had that smug expression on her face all this time but now she's genuinely impressed she isn't getting drunk.
Yeah, I get it but... Wait ?You're not feeling anything? Really?
>she picks up the bottle
It's real vodka though... let me see.
>She pours some into her glass and drinks a bit.
Seems pretty no-GAAH
She makes an awful expression and looks like she's going to choke
>>8901731
Did I claim it was? Pretty sure I just said it was to make up for that shit song you linked. There's a difference. As for the ones you linked now?...
>gives a thumbs up
DIRTY DEEDS
>>8901705
Patrician
GO TO SLEEP
>>8901761
>>8901758
I got bored.
>>8901758
>I can never unsee that boot now
>>8901753
Fair, though I'm still disagreeing with you that "Halloween" is shit.
Also, Pennywise is the best punk band ever and now one can convince me otherwise.
>>8901728
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, I'LL STAY AWAY I SWE-
Wait, what do you mean you'll do nothing?
Then why were you looking for me all this time?
>>8901731
>didn't even post seek and destroy
My feelings are hurt
>>8901771
Now my sides hurt
>>8901776
Fuck.
I forgot about it then you reminded me.
>>8901784
You're right. I can't disagree, cause I do not listen to punk. Unless I had to pick between that and rap, then I'll listen...
>>8901685
Tch! Sometimes ya just reach a breaking point, alright? Things need to happen, and you can't just sit around wiating for them.
>>8901728
Uh- Wait a minute, we're on an elevator that we don't even know where it's going!? I thought this was yours!
>>8901735
Hmh... That's not gonna happen.
>she grins mischeviously
I'm sure you'd much rather have that, wouldn't you~?
c'mon, that's a pretty good chunk of change...
>>8901745
>she blinks a few times, her cheeks starting to get rosy
Hoo, man... This is some strong stu--
Whoa! Hey, you alright there....?
>She puts her glass down and sits next to her
If dubs plauge knight erp's
>>8901809
fangs
>>8901818
>1818
does that count?
>>8901793
Das Boot!
>>8901793
"Seek" is good, but I dunno, I just kinda grew tired of it after a while.
>>8901806
Punk is cool and good.
>>8901818
No, please.
>>8901809
Hah! And it's stuff like that I can't stand anyhow! If it can be better, you need to grab things by the balls and MAKE them better! The breaking point's just...weird sometimes.
>She shakes her head to herself.
...I don't think I actually want to see you sober, now that I think of it....
>>8901849
shit
>>8901849
Was it autism?
>>8901735
I think the year is 2006. I haven't checked a calendar recently. It is nothing like that but I appreciate you asking me. I have heard things about this place and was wondering if I could find a friend here. Maybe you can aid me in this quest of mine?
>>8901761
In due time. Let me enjoy my first day.
>>8901786
Still your tears, Cirno, was it? I was just testing myself. Think of a game of hide and seek. If I can find someone I have no idea about then I can find a friend of mine. Thank you for taking part of this game with me.
>>8901809
I know. Isn't it exciting? We can end up anywhere once it is over!
>She contains herself with a dainty cough, looking at the demon across from her.
Mine would be more blue and have a disco ball somewhere. This one is quite dull in appearance.
>>8901809
W-What are you doing?! K-Keep drinking! I just swallowed it down the wrong cay!
Let's keep *spit* going.
>Truth being told, she had originally put cider instead of Vodka into her own glass to trick Suika into thinking she was hot stuff... and thought she inadvertadly did the same for her.
>Whether Suika can smell this or not is up to you
>>8901715
Okay then, convince me to do something for you, because I'll need evidence first.
>>8901728
Combat oriented..? Oh.. They're weapons?
>He looks a little sad for a moment or two then sighs and smiles.
Ah, I can't blame you for wanting to guess though, even I get curious.
>>8901735
Long hair? It doesn't even reach my shoulders.. And this isn't armor this is me sort of. Plus I am an idol.
>>8901756
DONE DIRT CHEAP
>>8901824
>>8901854
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W6hr-o6JiWs
>>8901890
DIRTY DEEDS
>>8901896
GO TO SLEEP
*poops*
>>8901920
>shoots
>>8901920
>pushes off toilet
>eats your poopy
>>8901879
So it was just a game of hide and seek?
This is the first time I've ever lost a hide and seek game. I won't let this happen again, I don't make the same mistakr twice.
>>8901886
Could you get me a glass of water, please?
>>8901920
WOAH NELLY
>>8901912
DIRTY DEEDS
>>8901809
>he grabs Suika by the shoulders, His grips tightens with each passing second
...Are you fucking with me? If I do this you'll really give me all that? Suika, if you don't, I'll make you wish you've never met me. Playing with a man's heart like this when he has a duty to do is extremely cruel.
>>8901879
That depends.
>he rubs his index finger and his thumb together
How much am I gotta get for searching for this bastard? Judging by the clothes yer wearing I'd take a guess and say yer well-off.
>>8901886
It's long enough to cover yer eyes, and to me, that's all it takes to be an idol.
>he scratches his cheek
That and some expensive perfume and a face the general public would love. I dunno if yer some kinda manufactured robot that's made to please a certain group of people with their manmade vocal cords, but...yeah, an idol I knew it. I'm not all that dumb, ya know. Despite what others will say.
KINDLY DEEDS
>>8901952
DONE AT A FAIR AND REASONABLE PRICE
>>8901958
...
bruh
>>8901952
DONE NOT CHEAP
>>8901835
It's different for everyone... But it wasn't just me, either. All the oni pretty much felt that way...
>she reaches for her gourd, taking another drink
I used to be about the same, sober. Now... Eeeh, yeah. Let's just say it's probably for the best I don't try quittin'.
>>8901879
Aaaah, jeez... What'd I get myself into?
>she sighs and sits back down
No kiddin'.... If you're gonna fly in one of these, you'd want it to reflect yourself better!
For me, let's see... I'd want some traditional shoji wall panels and a mat on the floor! Make it soft an' all! If you're gonna let somethin' else take you somewhere, why not get comfy?
>>8901884
>At the moment.... her grin turns to a smirk.
Right, riiiight~.
>she downs her own glass in no time flat
Tchaaaaa....~!
That burn is great, isn't it?
>her gaze turns to the other demon.
I'll refill after you empty yours.
...Well~?
>>8901946
>her smile doesn't falter
I got at LEAST that much back at the bar. I can have it here in record time~.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ3_IVXqWlA
>>8901984
I think I must've hit two of 'em since I came here...nearly a third, if it weren't for someone else. You talking about what caused you guys to up and leave?
Sheesh...what could make someone like YOU bitchy when you're off the thing?
>>8901892
here's something stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
Who do you wish came around more?
>>8902015
yeah yukine is pretty stupid
oh wait are you talking about the youtube link
>>8901935
Sorry, I don't have any glass cups..
>>8901946
Others? Honestly you've somehow been guessing at the truth this whole time but..
'A face the general public would love'.. Are you saying I look nice? And you also said something about perfume! Though.. I don't use perfume, I just smell like vanilla because of all the ice cream.
I don't think you're dumb at all though.
>>8902027
my desire to rp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJtBYAKBByk
me to hg
>>8902027
Suika.
>Today was a very good day for HG in my opinion. Bunch of games, bunch of people...Let's keep going onward and upward.
>Have a good night, everyone. Stay classy.
>>8902015
Jesus Christ.
Man this takes me back.
Used to be fiends with this German guy who fagged this dude when we played risk.
>>8901984
>Her eyes open wide, glistering with stupor...
>She looks at her drink worried, but her burning pride cannot be tamed so easily.
Hmm, Yeah it's pretty good. What's the point of drinking if it doesn't tear up your throat right?
>she gulps down and a second later swallows the entire content of her glass!
Aaaah~! That hits the spot Piece of cake really! Ah ah! Ok now, shall we keep goi-
>she falls flat on the ground.
>>8902042
how did they get away with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKMOw-tAdKc
>>8902047
fuck off
>>8902047
>Goodnight
>>8902047
Have a good one dude
>>8902029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ffTaj3ghY
>>8902047
ciao
>>8902047
Night bruh
>>8902047
Good night.
It'll be your last.
>gunshots
>>8902087
BRB
>>8902087
>cumshots
>>8902012
Ehhh, it's not so important now!
>she handwaves it away, turning away to fill her gourd some more with water
By the way, I wanted to ask ya something. Gonna sound weird comin' from me, but I figure, why not....
You gonna participate in that whole faction games thing?
>>8902050
>she giggles, watching the other demon fall to the ground
Ah, that's just too cute~. She can't hold her alcohol at all....~
>with no trouble at all, the oni shoulders her, picking her back up and leaning her against a tree nearby, giving her a pat on the head as well
Don't worry... I won't tell anyone else. Take it easy, alright? Heh...
>>8902043
>awww, anon... ;v
>>8888888
>>8902015
>tfw used the mortar
I-I had to stop playing.
That's fucked.
>>8902048
that takes me back to when I had friends
>>8902105
psshhh not even at the best part yet
>>8901886
You sound disturbed by that. I take it fighting is not what you do. Oh, that is my first guess! Is that correct?
>>8901935
That is exactly it. You had me quite on the run on finding you. I shall accept your challenge and as for the inevitable fight between us, that can wait.
>>8901946
This person is quite important to me. Money has no value to me compared to him. I will gladly give you 20 dollars of so to start the search and pay you handsomely if you do succeed.
>>8901984
How creative! I have seen a few of those in my time but never in an elevator before. This is very enjoyable. Sitting with a stranger, heading to an unknown destination... quite thrilling. I believe we may be reaching it soon. Before it is over, before we may meet our demise at the hands of this, may I get your name? It is my job to make others feel comfortable and getting your name will help that.
>>8902047
Sweet nightmares.
/trash/ hall of gets
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>>8902047
>Later.
>>8902100
Oooh, touchy! Alright, alright, I won't test it.
>She does the same wave as well, pulling out a cold-looking bottle from her typical satchel.
Yeah, yeah that's pretty damn weird. I dunno. I organized my own with a few close friends of mine last time, but we got singled out pretty hard, and I was the only one able to regularly support it...Iunno. None of these new ones really click with me, you know?
>>8901984
>his grip tightens and he begins shaking her
LITTLE SUIKA!
GIVE ME THAT MONEY NOW!
>>8902033
Hell yeah I am! What gives with you? How come you get to look good while I gotta look strong and tough!? Ya wanna know how easy my life would be if I looked like you!? I'd be living the life! If I could have yer looks with my strength I'd have it all.
>>8902115
Ya have me listening. Tell me what this fella looks like and I'll have him to ya in four days tops!
>>8902117
>that 1 million though
hg still the most significant thing of /trash/ """""""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""""""
>>8902100
>She opens her eyes. She is on the verge of passing out.
I...I-I just swallowed it the w-wrong way I t-told you! It happens when I got a cute drinking b-buddy! You distracted me that's all!...
...W-We'll have to try it again, I just I just need a nap right now....
>she manages to mutter one last coherent sentence
D-Don't forget about that tank girl.
>she passes out.
>And me too, have a goodnight Suika, bye.
>>8902132
>Waves bye-bye from my kick-ass blanket castle.
>>8902132
>gropes
>>8902047
How many games have we ad today?
>>8902115
Er... Yeah, I guess it is pretty cool, once you get past the fact we have no damn clue where we're going.
Oh yeaaah... Nearly forgot. The name's Suika Ibuki! Strongest oni of Gensokyo!
>she springs to her feet
There's few that can surpass me in sheer strength!
How 'bout yours, little miss attendant?
>>8902132
Heheh... Yeah~.
We'll do it again, for sure.
Sweet dreams to ya...
>Goodnight!
>>8902132
Good night, faction leader.
>>8902154
more than 15
>>8902132
Night.
>>8902174
Who hosted the most of them?
>>8902186
Rube I think
>>8902186
Ruby/Vert
>>8902186
Ruby
>>8902127
H...Hey, HEY! Quit shakin' me!
>lifting her arm, she gives the man a swift slap to the cheek
Would you listen to me, damnit!? I wasn't just gonna give it to you!
We were making a BET! Don't you know how those work at all!?
>>8902121
I can feel that... Kinda easy to feel like a misfit around here, especially the way you are.
I know for sure I am! Even got a faction squared away with a few others. We got only the strongest youkai on our side. Got a good feeling about this one...
Who's lurkin
>>8902211
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>>8902211
>>8902211
>>8902127
That is a much shorter time than I was expecting to find him! You cannot miss him, he is just... hard to find. He has dark blue hair covering most of his face and wears a most peculiar school uniform.
>She reaches a purse she got from nowhere, just shy of opening it.
Would you like to be paid the twenty now?
>>8902164
It only adds to the excitement in my eyes. That is quite a feat to be proud of. It is only fair that I give you mine as well.
>She gets up from her seat, dusting herself off, an all too calm smile frozen on her face.
You're looking at the strongest elevator attended in this world and many others. Elizabeth at your service.
>>8902132
Farewell. I have a feeling that we will meet many times in the future.
>>8902211
>>8902235
>pulls down pants
>>8902211
>yo
>lurking
>half of them posted earlier
>>8902261
this thread is 2 hours old you fucking retard
>>8902132
Later to you, too.
>>8902211
Still here.
>>8902208
Yeah...I especially wanted someone else to join, but they're still being mopey...at least Shanghai popped in once or twice....
>She runs her hand through her hair with a grumble.
That Pandemonium thing, right? They're looking like the ones with all the power behind them, doesn't seem like it'll be much of a challenge. Besides, don't they only accept non-humans?
>>8902271
>I don't know what lurking means but I will call the other guy a retard
>>8902261
>implying any of them couldn't have left between then and now
Why are you so mad all the time
>>8902261
>Kicks Yukimeme onto the ground and grinds her foot into their temple
>>8902211
>>8902261
I don't understand why you care.
>>8902211
>>8902115
First guess is right! I'm am entertainer. But it is kind of sad don't you think? Being created for the sole purpose of fighting, seems like a tiring existence.
>>8902127
Well my looks are all artificial, there's no reason you can't be made to look like me, but.. Why do you think you look bad? You seem fine to me.
>>8902285
>stealth kissu
>>8902280
Lurking means not currently posting
>be yukine
>post
>???
>(You)s
>>8902284
I'm not mad
I'm just letting you know how stupid you a-
>>8902285
auuuuughhh!
get your feet off me whore, I'm not into foot stuff!
>>8902298
becuase
ahhhhh!
it show how much better -hyeaah- I am
>not just ignoring Yukine
>>8902211
>>8902311
a person who lurks, in particular a user of an Internet message board or chat room who does not participate.
it means you haven't posted at all
>not understanding yukine is just IC
:^)
>>8902328
He's ICOOC like Hoshi's Asuka
>>8902315
So it's an egotism thing.
Why am I unsurprised.