This just arrived in the mail. What could it be?
Solid Snake
Looks kind of valuable.
>>374625912
Why would you buy that.
THATS THE FUCKING SONIC TOTEM
>>374625912
Helium tank and CPAP mask?
what does it smell like inside the box?
>>374625554
>>374625912
Y tho
>>374625912
YO
Put me in the screenshot
>>374625912
Bullshit.
why
its literally two open boxed badly taped together... you need to give us CWC's address so we can send you manly man stuff
>>374625912
ANON STOP
>>374625912
Please tell me you at least are filthy rich so that the 1.5k was pocket change to you. Please.
>>374625912
put me in the screencap fampaijonathan and joseph are fags
>>374625912
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN??
2fast
>>374625912
Anon. WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE
>>374625912
No fuckin way
>>374625554
>>374625912
put it on your porch
>>374625912
I like where this is going
>>374625912
>buying something cursed
HOLY SHIT ANON BURN IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>374625912
Timestamp that shit with your own paper first
>>374625912
oh no
Hotglue when
>>374625912
oh wow it's fucking huge
>>374625912
>>374626562
>burn it
I don't think that would work.
>>374625912
>>374625912
N-NANI?!
claim it was damaged in shipping
>it looks like it is
then fill it with bees and return it.
>>374626625
Seconding this. Do it, send him the pics.
I refuse to believe the post office would accept two boxes taped together for delivery.
>>374625912
no fuckin way
>>374625912
For what reason?
>>374625912
Careful, man. Hoarders' homes are often infested with german cockroaches
>>374625912
>$1500
>>374625912
>>374626493
Go to bed Vien!
>>374625912
>size: big
>>374625912
>>374625912
Oh god
>>374625912
what is wrong with you
>>374625912
VERY cool
>>374625912
>>374626009
No way....
>>374625912
>>374625912
anon please I'm begging you
carve a hole in the bottom and stick a fleshlight in it
>>374625912
Post Certificate of Authenticity
How does he get away with it?
>people actually buying his shit
I dont get it
>>374625912
He hand drew that certificate and signed it "Christine"
>>374625912
>1.5 K
stop encouraging his autism by giving him money
How much did this shit go for
>>374626962
Time to kill yourself, Nickelodeon.
>>374626962
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem
>On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and presumably releasing the money to Chris.
The Sonic Totem finally arrived safely, despite being sent in two boxes scotch taped together with trash used as packing material.
>>374627010
One thousand and five hundred Americlap BurgerDollars.
>>374625912
no
>>374627103
now why would you do that
>>374627103
FUCKING HELL OP
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>374627103
I can only wonder how much mold is inside
>>374627103
YAMEROhotglue when?
>>374627103
WEW
>>374627103
What does it smell like?
>>374627103
oh NO
>>374627103
okay but why
>>374627103
But WHYYYY
>>374627103
What the fuck anon.
>>374627103
>arms aren't blue
OP, what are you trying to pull here?
>>374627103
My god...
>>374627103
You actually did it.
>>374627103
>>374625912
it's happening
>>374627103
And it screams, "kill me NOW!"
>>374627103
That's fucking terrifying
>>374627103
The madman did it!
>>374625912
>>374627103
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
>>374627103
Show us the trash.
>>374625912
>Size: Big
>>374627103
break the cask!
>>374625912
>>374627103
Paint the arms blue and mail it back.
I mean, it's funny to own a piece of autism, but do you realize you're enabling him? You have $1500 real American dollars for something an autistic person made years ago with paper mache.
>>374627103
>>374627103
Thank you op you made my night.I'm also kinda glad that Chris got the money, shit seems sorta grim for him and his mom.
>>374627103
>you right now
>>374627103
It's beautiful
>>374627103
jesus fucking christ I don't even know how to react
I hope you preserve that piece of human history for as long as possible you glorious mother fucker
>>374627103
a great evil has awakened
>>374627103
what a magestic pice of art
>>374625912
>>374627103
Bob died for this.
>>374627103
>>374627416
You can just deduct it as charity.
>>374627424
he spent it on a gold necklace and skylanders toys immediately
>>374627103
What we have witnessed here is history.
His old shirt was just sold on eBay.
>>374627103
I don't get why people are freaking out about this, It's just a sonic totem from Chris Chan. Also, not vidya.
>>374627103
You fucking legend.
Treasure this piece of art.
>>374627516
Based Notch
>>374627103
What the fuck
>>374627540
Because it sold for one thousand and five hundred US dollars
>>374627103
Don't stare at it for too long, Anon. Who knows what it might do to you...
>>374627103
>>374627416
>not enabling him and watching the drama unfold
>>374627574
Fucking what
>>374625912
>>374627516
There's no way anyone actually paid 25G for a fucking cum stained shirt.
>>374627498
I know he's gonna waste the money but part of me wants to think that he'll use it to help his mom. Seeing her in that vid kinda broke me despite everything I know about Chris.
>>374627540
>sonic
>not vidya
k
>>374627103
timestamp faggot
toasting in an epic bread
>>374627468
BOB HELP ME!
>>374627540
I clicked on it, should I be worried?
>>374627103
>>374625912
I came in just expecting a vidya haul, I certainly wasn't ready for this.
>>374627668
The screamer supposedly starts in about 50 minutes, you have time to remove it, act swiftly.
>>374627516
looks like someone's setting up to make the ultimate authentic cwc cosplay
>>374627103
Timestamp, OP.
>>374625912
>>374627103
no fucking way.
>OP paid $1,500 for the Sonic Totem
Jesus...
>>374627516
>pristinechristine1982
>>374627103
why is this allowed
>>374627103
Posting in an epic thread
>>374627103
I actually gasped.
>>374627784
This isn't on KF, and that's Chris autism central, so I don't see how it could be fake.
>>374627103
>>374625912
fuck
>>374627736
>yfw the buyer of the shirt and totem is Liquid Chris
>>374627103
it's still astonishing to me that this survived the fucking fire completely unscathed
like, in actual disbelief that this shit is even real
>>374627641
>Seeing her in that vid kinda broke me despite everything I know about Chris.
You know she's a manipulative bitch right?
>>374627103
>>374625912
sweet jesus why
>>374627641
>>374627424
Chris has literally thousands of dollars worth of toys and shit he could be selling if he was in actual need of cash. Everyone seems to forget Chris has zero concept of the value of a dollar and is only just now selling shit related to his e-fame. He tried selling family photos and pawning off a yellow copy of Alladin on VHS for 100k.
>>374627892
Anon, this relic started the fire...
>>374625912
>>374627103
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>374627892
You say that as if it wasn't the ancient spirits protecting this cursed totem.
Beware the curse, OP. BEWARE THE CURSE!
>>374627103
AAAAAAHHHHH
>>374627103
put me in the screencap, senpai
>>374627813
sauce?
>>374627103
You're now looking into the same eyes that witnessed chris act out his deepest darkest sexual practices.
>>374625912
please tell me you did not actually spend 1.5 grand on that, anon
>>374627834
Adding to this, the floor looks clean so no way this is Chris posting this
>>374625912
>>374627892
of course, it is being possessed by a demonnow OP will become as Chris-chan
>>374627103
dude...........
>>374628024
P U T M E I N T H E S C R E E N C A P
>>374628070
>drawing
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
Make a font out of this, please.
The original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.
>>374628070
>Size: Big
Look, he even detailed how much of a fuck up this was for you, OP!
>>374628070
>>374628070
>Size: Big
>>374628070
His handwriting and grammar isn't that bad, surprising.
>>374625912
>>374627103
WHY WHY WHY
I feel sick.
>>374627103
THAT THING IS CURSED
QUICK, BURN IT
>>374628070
Get a recording device.
Put it on a pyre.
Light it up.
Email it to "CHRISTINA".
>>374628070
>Christian Weston Chandler
>Signature
>Christine W. Chandler
MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU STUPID AUTIST
>>374628070
>dotting his I's with fucking hearts
>>374628070
>Edition 1/1
>>374628070
>>374628167
Please stop.
I want to dream that this is fake.
>>374628070
>i's dotted with hearts
All I can say is a fool and his money are soon departed.
>>374628154
He 3D printed it with his hands
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-7-17-chris-puts-the-sonichu-totem-on-ebay.29840/
>>374628167
>deadnaming herself
>>374628070
>he
>his
>dead naming
this has to be fake. Chris Chan is a tranny that uses female pronouns.
>>374627103
>>374625912
DEAR GOD
>>374628070
>dots his i's with hearts in signature
cwc is truly one of a kind, 1/1
>>374628070
mo way this is real.he calls himself christine all the time so why write that christian made it?
>>374628070
You know what the worst thing is? That the certificate is worded in such a way as to make it seem generic, like he is selling these things left and right
>>374627925
I'm aware, but I have a weakness for elderly people that I can't really explain. My parents are getting to their twilight years so I might just be misplacing some anxiety, who knows?
>>374627953
I get what you're saying but do you have any idea what he might have -done- to those toys? I get the feeling that trying to sell them wouldn't get him very far. I'm probably wrong though, If nothing else this thread proves that someone would probably throw money down that hole.
>>374625912
>>374627103
THE END IS NIGH... THIS MADMAN DID IT
>>374628167
>signed on 4/20
This couldn't have gotten any better
>>374628293
This. Some fucking tranny Christine is.
When are you gonna start 3D printing and selling these, OP?
>>374625912
Kill yourself
>>374628343
Christian made it, it was signed by Christine though.
>>374628343
The form itself is clearly a copy job. He was selling artwork before the whole Christine thing happened and he hasn't bothered to change the form since then.
I'm not losing my shit until I see him selling his old underwear. That's where I draw the line.
>>374627103
>>374625912
>>374625554
Jesus fuck why
>>374628343
He was christian at the time of making, christian made it not christine
>>374628389
What anime please?
>>374628343
xe's genderfluid, you cunt
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE SONIC TOTEM FOR FUCKING 1500 DOLLARS AHHHHHH THAT'S MORE THAN MY MONTHLY EARNINGS
Are you sure that thing is safe to handle
>>374628320
He seems to transfer from male to female as he goes along in the certificate. First it's he, then it's Christian/Christine, then just Christine.
>>374628442
Except it says christine elsewhere on the paper.. under "artist"
>>374627103
>>374625912
He fucking did it the absolute madman. I sort of figured someone from here or KF would, but still.
>>374628396
Hitler would kill himself again if he saw this
fake and for most certainly, gay.
toasting in an epic bread
>>374628474
Yuru Yuri
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
>>374628167
If you purify it of it's evil, would Chris' curse be lifted and become normal again?
hope im not late for the screencap!
>>374625554
As somebody working for FedEx this box depresses me
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
Did you buy this for the sole purpose of bragging on /v/
fucking madman
Remember, anon. You were in the exact time and place to be in the thread of OP showcasing his piece of history.
Congrats.
This is why god abandoned us damnit.
>>374628070
>Size
>Big
It's weird. I'm almost jealous.
Like, it has this sickening appeal and makes for the world's greatest conversation piece when you have guests over.
>>374627103
>>374628618
Why would you think it is fake? Literally everything points to it being real, it was sold on ebay, no shit someone on /v/ got it
>>374628632
Whilst destroying this totem would aid in Chris' recovery from his curse. This is only one single relic. Like the holy relics one must go out and find each and every relic, including his medallion, and destroy them in a ritualistic manner.
Only then can this poor soul be saved.
>>374625912
HOLY SHIT
>>374628070
>4/20
You did it.
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
where can i buy his shit?
>>374627103
did you really pay 20000+ dollars?
all for this moment?
all for this thread?
...
huh
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
>spending 1500 dollars for a cursed piece of memorabilia made by a mentally ill tranny just for bragging rights
Was it worth it, really?
>>374627407
thats fucking genius, do this OP
>>374625912
how big is it
find something for scale
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
I haven't laughed this hard all week
Fuck you, you complete madman. My face hurts
>>374628770
Don't.
Someone update the cwcki
>two boxes taped together
>dated 4/20
OP IS CHRIS
next thing you know you'll see this exact shit propped up at some occultist ritual site but it'll be one of those "when you see it" pics
>>374628631
>when you try to tell people about this show and they think it's some porno anime.
>>374627103
Alright, add me to the cap
>>374628779
When you put it that way you make it seem like OP bought an actual piece of art that will grow in value with time.
>>374628070
>labels himself as Christian westom Chandler
Hmmmmm
>>374628697
You mean, it's art.
True art.
15 minutes of fame has gotten really expensive lately
YOU FFFFUCKERS
Make sure you post images on the CWCki. If there is anyone more autistic than CWC, it's the fucking people who catalog every facet of his life, including his entire wardrobe.
Now scalp it for even more money, OP
>>374627103
OP you are my fuckin hero.
>>374628779
I'm honestly jealous of OP and it's making me fucking hate myself. Look at all those (You)s he's getting. But is it $1500 worth?
>>374628881
Also this in a fucked up way
>>374628834
oh jesus
>>374628916
He will be able to use it in future, maybe even start streaming
>>374628787
>Size: Big
>>374628881
More like an esoteric relic containing untold amounts of percolating butthurt energy from the world's premier aspie. I could see the Bohemian crowd being interested in this, if not the Rosicrucians.
>>374625912
What's on the other 2 boxes anon!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!
>someone gave ONE THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED USA BURGERS to this pathetic oxygen wasting tub of lard for a worthless piece of steaming shit
>all for le ebin 4chinz ironic jokes and (You)'s
Burn this world.
Burn it to the fucking ground.
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
I am an atheist but if God really do exists, please, just this once, wake me up on this grim nightmare.
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
MAIL THAT BITCH BACK WITH THE ARMS PAINTED BLUE OP YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IT THIS IS LITERALLY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
>>374628723
this, we must save him
>>374628964
no
holy shit no
what the fuck
1500 is 3 months rent for me
what the fuck of cours esome retards replying to you on the internet isn't worth what
get a hold of yourself
>>374625912
WHAT THE FUG
>tfw we live in age where rich people can pay money to poor retards because they entertained us for being retarded
Free market really does work!
>>374628808
DIVULGE THIS KNOWLEDGE AT ONCE
OP is cancer. Stop giving lolcows money, you fucking autist.
>>374628881
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outsider_art
$1500 dollars for 400 (You)s
MADMAN
>>374627103
>Man has decided to value this as $1500
THE WORLD OF ART KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
BRING THAT SHIT TO AN ART GALLERY!
>>374627103
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>374629000
HOW FUCKING BIG
>>374625912
Posting in epic bread
Put your dick on it, OP.
>>374629036
THIS
H
I
S
FUCKING DO IT
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
WHY
THE
FUCK
>>374629062
He has to contribute to society some how.
>>374629062
Jesters have always existed bro
>OP ONLY DID IT FOR THE (YOU)S NOT WORTH IT
You guys are fucking stupid, there are so many reasons to want to own this. OP will probably own it for the rest of his life and think of chris every time he sees it
>>374629098
Pretty big, for you.
>>374629037
I don't know if he could handle being rescued. If he could handle seeing what he has become.
God has forsaken him.
>>374629036
HOLY SHIT THIS
PAINT THOSE ARMS BLUE
Has someone bought the jersey?
>>374628964
A nigga like that doesn't do it for the (You)s anon. A nigga like that plays by a different set of rules than niggas like us.
Donate it to Sega of America. I'm sure Aaron Webber would have a field day with it.
>>374629170
yes, scroll up
>>374629004
Someone bought a 4chan post that was printed and framed, are you really surprised?
>>374629170
The auction closed at >$20,000.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-19-offering-classic-shirt-for-starting-bid-of-12-000-or-20-000-buy-it-now.30159/
OP
POST THE ADDRESS ON THE BOX!
>>374628070
POSTING IN GOD TIER THREAD
OP YOU MADMAN
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
$1500 for 500 (You)s
that's 3 dollars for each (You)
Was it really worth the cost faggot?
>>374627103
PUT
ME
IN
THE
SCREENSHOT
>>374629182
Niggas on a different plane entirely
>This thread
>>374627103
>>374629036
THIIIIIIIIIISS!!! I CANT FOR CHRIS TO LOSE HIS SHIT!
>>374627103
Unboxing thread of the decade.
OP i want you to fucking prove this shit is real and break one of the things on sonics back
right
fucking
now
>>374628070
>>374627103
>>374625554
Why is this happening?
Why did I had to be curious about this?
Why is /v/ constantly bring him up knowing the cringe plague it'll spread?
I wish I never knew about Chris existence or his meme.Now I feel so unclean and disgusted. fuck you /v/
>>374627103
Paint its arms blue, piss all over it, smear it with your hot glue and 4 days worth of bowel movements, wrap it back up, and return it to sender.
Then reverse charges on your credit card.
>>374627103
What does it smell like? haha
>>374629036
holy shit this
cut out if anyone wants to use it for anything
OP YOU HAVE TO CUM ON IT
GOD DEMANDS IT
Cum on it
>>374625912
what the actual.. this is history!
>>374629145
Jesters aren't retards though. Stupid people back then would have just been killed or locked from society because no political correctness.
DAILY REMINDER OP ISSUED A CHARGE BACK TWO DAYS AGO
CHRIS ACTUALLY THOUGHT IF HE SENT IT TO OP HE WOULD GET THE $1,500 BACK
OP LITERALLY STOLE THE SONIC TOTEM FROM CHRIS
>>374629036
FUCKING GENIUS
>>374629340
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE EARTHQUAKE
>>374629182
It fucking burns me, OP is so fucking hard and I'm stuck here in the fucking ballpit
>>374628070
>Spending 1500 dollaroos on autistic memorabilia
>4/20
It checks outDUDE
>>374629375
It's...looking at me.
We need to destroy it, only that way the curse known as autism can truly end
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
posting just to be apart of history
>>374629375
Christ, this thing is scary looking even in a thumbnail.
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
THIS AUTIST IS GETTING 1500 DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL ART PROJECT AND 20000 DOLLARS FOR A RAGGED CUM STAINED SHIRT WHILE I'M INHALING TOXIC FUMES FOR A FRACTION OF THE MONEY
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>374629375
I'm not cool enough to use this, but I hope other people show some creativity
>>374629432
And he will go down as the Great Totem Thief for years to come.
>>374629432
Well let's hope OP wasn't a fucking retard and gave Christ his real address
>>374628173
Kek
>>374629530
Jesus doesn't give a fuck
>>374627103
>those broken parts put together with some tape
>>374629036
If he doesn't then he failed.
>>374629424
Why haven't you killed yourself then, fucking retard
>>374629515
HE ISSUED A CHARGEBACK
CHRIS LITERALLY SENT IT
FOR
FREE
R
E
E
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Set-Of-Six-Certified-Sonichu-And-Rosechu-Drawings-From-2014/282438244708
You can't be fucking serious
>>374629375
Anonymous delivers.
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
This is too much
>>374629036
THIS NIGGER DO IT!!!!
Also cum on it
>>374629515
maybe you should be more entertaining
this is a lot to stomach
>>374627103
This dude.
>>374629375
I'd edit someone hot gluing it but I don't want to get banned.
>>374625912
Put me in the screencap please, I'm Jewish
>>374629036
I will be so fucking mad if he doesn't
>>374629596
No way
>>374629036
Yes
YES
YESSSSSSS
>>374629592
If this is true then holy shit. This is one of the main reason that I salute anons.
>>374629596
Not worth
Not even from the glory days
Now if it was the next issue...
Set it on fire and live stream it OP.
>>374629036
DO IT
O
I
T
>>374629375
Selling his autistic shit is probably the most clever thing Chris has done.
>>374629596
>six classic pictures
>valuing at 500$ a piece
>six
>500 each
>2000 total
The power of autism
>>374629375
1 billion hours in MS Paint
shit just got real
The next time shia labeouf is waving his stupid flag we should leave him this fucking thing!
>>374629817
Maybe it's a set discount.
>>374629596
CWC WAS PLAYING US FOR FOOLS HIS ENTIRE LIFE THIS IS WHAT HIS ENDGAME WAS HE'S GOING TO TURN COMPLETELY NORMAL AFTER THESE SALES FINISH JUST YOU WAIT
>>374629767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOyhlA84dQ
Chris himself stated that there was a chargeback for the totem after blowing all the money.
>>374629036
Don't do it OP. That thing is an unseen relic of untold power and worth. At the very least you should be building a crypt to store it in as we speak.
this is the reality of trump's america
>>374625554
Sweet Jesus OP, don't degrade yourself by doing anything weird beyond having bought this in the first place.
If you stare into the abyss too long the abyss starts to stare back, yah hear what I'm saying?
>>374625912
Hahaha what a waste of money.
>>374629036
OH SHIT FUCKING THIS
>>374629829
Now do it on the real thing
I'm not buying it. TIMESTAMP, FUCKER!
>>374629829
I wonder if someone can clean up the edges and paint over it in PS or something, i want a drawn version of this angle
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
Holy fucking shit my sides actually fucking hurt, you madman.
>>374629873
Jesus Christ I'm losing my shit
>>374625912
PLS
>>374629592
that's called fraud and you can get fucked for that.
>>374629873
It wasn't a chargeback, it was Chris losing the money for not shipping the damn thing. Transaction is over and OP absolutely paid for that thing.
I'm not sure if stealing from someone as challenged as Chris or paying that much money for the totem in the first place is worse. It's kind of awful either way. Jesus, OP.
Is Chris legit dying or on the brink of homelessness now? Why is he selling his prized shit?
>>374629817
>you would be remiss to miss out on this deal
He's selling them cheap, undervalue, as a bundle
OP is an idiotic sick fuck with too many dolluz at hand.
I just hope the totem is infested with bedbugs and germs.
Stupid ween.
Have any of you fucks read the CWCiki recently? Obviously CWC has hyper-autism, but the people who contribute to that might even be worse.
OP you're a legend for a day on /v/ tell me was it all worth it?
SO FUCKING LE EPIC!
KIWIFARMS STRIKES AGAIN!!! :D
NO SHIT IS TOO LE MINOR! XDDDD
CHRIS IS FAT AND I WOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH HIM!! DIE CHRIS!!
go back to your website and kill yourself you autistic kiwis. sage.
OP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
I don't know what I'm feeling right now. I want to laugh, but the thought that you spent $1500 on it makes me angry.
>>374628070
>Sonic totem
Just posting in this thread to make sure that I posted in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krVhFfD7mw
>>374627103
Such an unholy object, it should be relished
>>374630072
Fag
>>374629515
>had literally his entire life documented and systematically destroyed
>innocent people also had their lives ruined/lost
>all for ~30k
do you really think that's worth it?
>>374625912
You'll unleash hell on us all!!!!
>>374627103
What buff does the autism totem radiate?
>>374630072
Go to bed Chris.
>mfw OP is a god
>>374628320
She was male when she made the Totem, so Christian was the artist and Christine is the one signing the certificate.
>>374625554
REMINDER IT WAS CHARGE BACKED
THIS NIGGA IS THE GREAT TOTEM THIEF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOyhlA84dQ
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
What would terrify me is if these were all posted by Chris-chan as an attention-seeking mechanism.
>>374630072
Here's the (you) that you wanted
>>374625554
sticky this thread now, mods!!!!!!
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
Of course one of you faggots bought this garbage for 1500 dollars
enjoy your five minutes of internet fame fag
WEW FUCKING LAD
If we destroy all of Chris' cursed relics, will we unleash his final and most powerful form?
>>374630095
Sonic totem had a hard life ;_;
>>374629375
>>374630203
REMINDER THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE
NEVER TAKE CHRIS' WORD FOR IMPORTANT SHIT
Umm i need a bit of back story on whats going on here. Anyone here care to enlighten me please?
>>374630227
Didn't the buyer do a chargeback after it was shipped?
>>374630227
>not having disposable income.
sucks to be you, nerd.
>>374630256
The hairy ax wound?
See ya later /v/
This is a piece of history right here.
> slowly paint totem's arms blue bit by bit
> post cwc pics over time of his arms turning blue with "finally fixed"
> ????
profit.I can't believe I'm saying this but actually modifying it seems like desecration of an ancient artifact at this point
>>374629814
This to be honest. He's selling to his strengths and monetising his legacy like a true capitalist.
1.5k to troll hundreds of those obsessive stalkers @ the Kiwifarms.
Definitely worth it.
>>374630207
Pointed out here >>374628834
I don't think a package like this gets shipped at all, let alone under two days.
What dark powers does the totem posses?
>>374627103
posting in 4chan history
>>374630345
PUNITIVE.
DAMAGES.
>>374630282
If he did he's pretty fucked, that's a felony.
>>374627103
>>374630281
Go back to whatver website you came from, and stay there
This totem stands a testament of CWC's chronicles.
A somber watchtower, gazing upon all the horrors it has been fed. If inanimate objects could talk, the totem would scream.
>>374629036
Don't ruin it idiot
>>374629814
To be fair, it probably wasn't his idea.
>>374630281
OP bought a sonic totem made by an autistic man for $1500 dollars
>>374629357
ween
Now this was a spicy thread.
>>374629873
No, he said ebay refunded the money because he wasn't shipping the item. Chris finally shipped it and OP left a positive ebay review, so he definitely did blow $1.5k.
>>374627103
Nibba why?
History was made today.
Fuck.
>>374630431
> If inanimate objects could talk, the totem would scream.
GOTTA GO FAST
or WENT TOO FAST
>>374630345
Even the lowest individual in society can profit in capitalism.
Socialists lose again.
>>374630351
Anyone got an IP revealer with their scripts to see where OP is posting from?
>>374630282
He filed a dispute because fatty didn't mail it after a couple weeks, and ebay put a hold on the money. That set a fire under fatty's ass and he finally sent it.
OP should set it on fire. Finish the job
>>374630256
Its like an autistic version of Simon's Quest. Anon must gather all the relics and burn them in Chris' house to remove the curse once and for all.
>>374630282
According to the wiki CWC procrastinated on shipping, so the buyer did a chargeback, but apparently its all been resolved
>>374629036
>>374630342
Desecrating this piece of history would garner ire most foul. You would be haunted for the rest of your life by the spirits of chris' Cherokee ancestors.
Was it worth OP?
Even if you got your money back, was it really worth it to get one of CWC cursed items?
>>374625912
>>374627103
The things that totem has seen
Burn it. Release the souls trapped inside
>>374629340
I always heard that name around and just looked it up now, dear sweet fucking lord I can't even imagine how he can be classified as a human.
One day there will be a museum of internet culture and this relic will sit amongst it. Keep it safe OP.
>>374625912
Yoooooooo
>>374630345
I read that as "molesting his legacy".
Somehow that seems more fitting...
>>374630510
It survived the house fire. Short of the flames of Valhalla, nothing can destroy it.
>>374627103
>>374630353
It holds back it's autism from altering reality and destroying the universe
it should not be destroyed
>>374630005
He's really really bad when it comes to money.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money
>>374628070
>>374630620
Metal Gear?!
>>374630503
I don't think that Karl Marx, when authoring the communist manifesto, ever thought that lonely autists would fuel another autist with thousands of dollars.
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
DESTROY THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW
Then we only need to find the other six of CWC's horcruxes and destroy them to rid the world of his autism once and for all
>>374630620
Valhalla isn't hell
>>374630150
Permanent Cha and Int debuffs
One-and-a-half grand for fifteen minutes of attention.
How cute.
Now D.I.A.F.
>>374630667
I'm in the opposite house of belief.
We view the totem as the source.
Destroy the source and free the souls of those afflicted by it.
>>374627103
The chocolaty-ness of the flesh tone disturbs me very much
Come on dude post more pics or a close up of that note
>>374630004
I hope the OP actually payed it, if only because our support system for the mentally ill in this country is complete shit. Admittedly Chris will probably just blow it on dumb toys or something.
>>374630095
The things that totem has seen. Jesus, I'm a grown man why do I even read or post about this shit? Fucking hell. I hope Chris or whatever forges a decent life, goddamn autistic fucker.
There but for the grace of God, goes every loser and fuck-up on 4chan.
Fucking hell.
>>374625912
>>374629375
I made art
>>374628524
this is a hint for the spell
>>374629592
I HOPE this is true
OP please scan this and sell miniatures via 3D printing
>>374627103
>>374628070
>>374625554
>>374625912
NO FUCKING WAY
>>374628834
WHO WAS FONE
>>374625912
>>374627103
That's it, I'm off to sleep, fuck this gay earth
>>374629985
Not for a fucking awfully done piece of shit that isn't worth the material it painted on.
I don't believe in God or religion or anything.
But fuck me if this shit don't feel like a cursed magical item that has absorbed almost 30 years of pure autism. I don't know why anyone would fuck with it. This thing needs to be properly preserved and then sent to the bottom of the ocean immediately. I feel some very dark forces at play here and it honestly scares me.
>>374625912
>>374630986
What? Yes, it is. It doesn't matter if you're buying a tin of shit, if you agree to pay $1,500 for it and then you don't, you're being fraudulent. Luckily OP DID pay for it.
>>374630827
No anon, he built it when he saw what destiny awaited him in hopes it would stop it, but it only diminished it's effect, if that totem was destroyed, no one knows what his autism could cause...
Ok OP, where are you? I hope you are still alive.
How high are the chances of OP being Chris and making this thread for one last bid at attention before finally killing himself?
>>374629985
No, he bought it weeks ago and Chris was too fucking lazy to go to the post office and send it out within a decent time. He got into contact with eBay and got his money back.
Chris, being the autist that he is, thought he would get the 1.5k back once he finally shipped it. He literally says in the video that he needs money for shipping so he can get his Paypal out of the red.
Trolling da trolls. - Ur doin it right.
>>374631006
>sent to the bottom of the ocean
It would wake Cthulhu. We need to use a volcano.
>>374630826
You jelly? Yeah, you're jelly as fuck.
Have a (You), on the house. Granted, you will never be as godlike as OP is today, but even a miserable creature such as yourself deserves a little recognition. You outwardly pretend you don't care, but deep down you're green with envy.
>>374627103
Please tell r/4chan I was here.
Look, I even posted a funny image.
This whole fucking thread
It's gold
>>374628650
I couldn't be happier!
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
why
>>374631186
No. If you destroy it, you will release the demon. Cthulhu isn't even in the ocean, it's a transdimentuonal being.
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
God damn
>>374631186
>We need to use a volcano.
now it reaches hell, wakes enrages Satan and brings forth demons to destroy the world
We need to send it to space
>mfw chris is selling everything of worth before his death
>>374628846
With the word 'yuri' in the title it makes people assume
>>374631102
If chris dies does that mean the totem would slowly overtake OP?
Oh baby, I'm glad I decided to check out /v/ today. Epic
>>374625912
what is this?
OP where is the shirt???
>>374627103
AAAAAA
>>374625554
>>374627103
>>374625912
>>374631341
>enraging what extraterrestrial life forms that may be out there
NOWHERE IS SAFE
>>374631226
i know man,i tried telling V this isnt video game discussion
>>374631362
So like the Santa Clause where he puts on the suit, and he's now the big guy?
>>374631341
>We need to send it to space
Congrats now we have a cosmic horror or a black hole who wants to devour Earth
We must bury it 6ft under
>>374631431
Shirt is a different person, hasn't been (won't be) shipped yet.
Who's the real autist? The one with diagnosed autism or the people who have been obsessed with him for a decade?
>>374630503
In what world is that a mark against socialism and not a mark against capitalism. If you ever needed proof that nobody deserves what they've earned then here it is.
>>374629147
>>374631212
Nah. I don't envy attention-whoring idjits like OP.
Not at all.
simply ebin
>>374631362It may be overtaking OP right now as we shitpost
think about it, why has OP stopped posting all of a sudden?
>pristinechristine82
>the tranny stuff was real
>someone really bought the sonic totem for 1500
What the fuck is even happening anymore. Is this the punchline to a 10 year joke?
>>374631431
Someone got the winning bid at $25,100 a couple hours ago.
Almost certainly a fake bid.
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
The sonic totem will slowly take over OP's soul and turn him into the next CWC
all just for one thread of glory
godspeed you glorious bastard
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>374628070
1500$
5
0
0
$
>>374628778
For what purpose?
>>374631484
The one diagnosed with autism.
>>374631484
everyone
everyone in this thread is an autist
and yes that includes you
>>374631484
the latter,people who like 'lolcows' are the m,ost aspergic people i have ever met.
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
OP you've made my year
>>374631484
Both? By the way, /v/ is literally the worst place possible to white knight for Chris. Go add him on Facebook or something.
>>374631484
Both
>>374628070
>he
chris can't even get his pronouns right
>>374625912
I can't wait for 14 Branchland Court to become a museum of fail after Chris and Barb finally move out
>>374631484
We all are autists, anon.
We all are.
>>374625912
That's cool and all but can you fit it in your ass?
>>374631484
Both. Chris absolutely has a million problems with him, but the wiki dedicated to his life is just as bad and more thorough than some bibliographies.
>>374631484
Both him and Kiwifarms.
>>374631534
>post yfw Sonic totem took over OP's consciousness and is now going outside to visit all the poster ITT
Has the Sonic Totem ever been made into an SCP artifact?
>>374630406
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE SUCY
>>374631362
It'sliterally like the Helm of Domination for Autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAIrj_Vqdfc
>BOB, IS IT.. OVER?
>At long last
>No King rules forever, my son
>I see only Fanta before me
>Without its' Master's command, the restless autism will become an even greater threat to this world
>Control must be maintained
>There must always be
>An Autist King
>>374631479
>We must bury it 6ft under
wow, now the Earth is pissed and uses the power of nature to destroy humanity
We must teleport it to the Sun
>>374631646
how much did the guy paid for that? Chris Chan sold to him?
>>374631630
Barb is more likely to die soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4
This is a ultralight meme.
This is a ultralight meme
This is a god meme.
This is a god meme.
This is everything.
>>374627103
YAMEROOO
>>374629930
look to the paper trail, anon
>>374625912
Holy fucking hell
>>374631463
Be that as it may, its oddly one of the less cancerous things to happen on /v/ today.Also its kind of fun(ny).
>>374631359
>worth
dubs 4 screencap
Asset out of containment.
>>374628070
>he refers to it as a "Christian Weston Chandler" but signs it as Christine
>signed 4/20
Fucking incredible.
Now that the mystery of the shirt's been solved, which one of you faggots bought the shirt for $25,100? Can >we expect a thread soon?
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
>>374631734
1500 dollars.
Chris Chan is full of debt, so he's selling his shit to pay it.
>Browsing through this thread
>Suddenly hear several sirens somewhere outside my window, probably only a few blocks away
What could this mean?
>>374629036
the lulz must flow.
paint the arms blue and mail it back.
kill me
CUM ON IT
its the only way
>>374625554
>>374625912
dang...
>>374631809
Someone needs to write an SCP about this shit right now
>>374631823
it's either going to be someone from here or kiwifarms
because really who else would buy this
I barely go to /v/ anymore.
I never open nor look at unboxing threads.
Yet I came here this night.
This truly is a divine signal.
>>374631070
Since >>374631143 is most likely true who gives a fuck.
>>374625912
>>374626009
>>374627103
Holy fuck include me in the screen cap.
Nothing better than being a part of /v/ history. Most other boards have their bouts of interest, /v/ has its hands on legends.
>>374625912
THIS HAS TO BE BULLSHIT
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
>This entire thread
>>374625554
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374631809
my sides
>>374631694
>This entire thread
I'm terrified at the implications
>>374631826
1500 dollars
what if the guy who bought this is a billionaire and he wants to troll /v/?
SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE OP!
>>374631912
That is true, but Chris was right. He sent the totem and got his money back. I say "got his money back", but I mean "got the money he already spent put back". He ended up with about $50 from the transaction. The rest went to a necklace and some fucking t-shirts.
I'm ready to fucking die.
>>374631901
God wants you to be happy tonight.
Go masturbate all night long.
>>374631775
eh,I guess,if the mods allow it than it is all very good post
I'm glad I decided to come in this unboxing thread after years of faggots unboxing their dragon dildos or some obscure game that no one cares about
good job
>>374632023
Look at this thread anon. There is no trolling to be had. We are witnessing history one way or the other.
SOMEONE SEND THIS SHIT TO SONIC'S OFFICIAL TWITTER
all i can say is, GOOD INVESTMENT
MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY
I bet it was Notch that bought both the totem and the shirt
He's bored to death anyway so this is right up his alley
>>374632110
no that is gay fuck off
what sort of goddamn idiot buys this shit?
You could've got an used car, a very good pc set up, all of the current consoles out right now and a decent tv, and you needed this thing?
>>374631809
Op in under a month
>>374632110
Holy fuck, this.
It needs to happen.
Literally history in the making
>>374632139
sadly,not going to happen,thread is autosaging,goodbye,friends
PRESERVE THIS PIECE OF HISTORY
>>374632160
1500 dollars is a small price to be part of internet history
This cannot be true.
>>374632042
>implying
>>374625554 (OP)
>>374625912
>>374627103
>>374628070
I know I'm late to the thread and all but holy fuck, I can't believe somebody actually did it
>>374632154
>>374632182
I would do it myself but don't have an account
>>374631901
The totem called to us.
Guess you could say, this is the day chris chan delivered.
>>374632160
People pay more for ipad app microtransactions that make their fake crops grow faster
>>374631809
Had a good laff.
>>374632258
IT'S FRUDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAAA
Posting for rememberance /mlp/ was here to witness true autism.
chris is going to an hero within a month
cap this
That Chris-tard is going to spend the moneys for Lego crap and toys like usual. So what's the point.
Those pesky goons at Kiwi Farms will have a hard time. Heh.
>>374632404
bro..
QUICK ALL BOARDS CALL IN!
>>>/vint/ here
GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK UP.
IT IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.
>>374632463
/mlp/
There's a burning evil inside that totem, it is always growing, even now as we speak
It is something that betrays God
If we don't destroy it, who knows what it could do
wew kobe
>>374632463
/a/
>>374632463
/mlpol/
>>374632463
/mlpol/
legends say if you post the last post in the thread you get chris's powers
>>374632404
/mlp/ is true autism
>>374632463
/vp/ reporting in
>>374632285
>>374632285
MOTHERFUCKER I JUST MADE AN EDIT AND WE HIT LIMNIT
>>374632463
/v/
>>374632463
white and based /his/ here
Beautiful, this is truly a blessed day
>>374632463
/x/ here
This thread needs to close on a good song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXhPw4uWkA
Why the fuck is everybody freaking out so much? People spend way more money on way more useless stuff. 1.5k isn't that much.
>>374632631
Post your edit for a new thread or something, we can't stop now.
>>374632598
JULAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
>Mods didn't sticky this
What fags.
>>374632704
Sure, you are le emo cool kid now
>>374632598
is that a good thing
2017 is already fucking incredible and this further proves it
This is going down in fucking history
toasting epic bread
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD OF MAXIMUM PROPORTIONS
I just want to be a part of history
/loli/
>>374632704
sounds like you don't know who chris chan is
>>374629246
Worth
Every
Cent.
>>374632805
stop
>>374632463
>image cap
dayum
/lit/ reporting
>>374632805
embarrassing
>>374632463
/g/ reporting in from a GNU/Linux box.
>>374632704
Summer starts earlier every year it seems.
posting in history
>>374632463
/famu/ reporting in
"A fool and his money are soon parted."
I must have autism powers!
>>374632842
I know how to Google. Still don't get what the big deal is.
>>374632776
t. autistic faggot
Hail KEK
>>374633104
>He had to use google to know Chris.
No wonder you act like a newfag because you actually are a newfag. Enjoy your time in 4chan!
>>374633084
No fuck you, it's mine!
>>374632463
/pol/ here, WE'RE STILL GONNA FIND YOU ANTIFA FUCKS
>>374633137
nani the fuck
>>374633137
chrism wills it
5
>>374633104
>>374632704
Can you be any more of a fucking newfag? You and a bunch of other faggots that are extremely obvious in this thread, too
KEK Blesses CWC
Mods pls sticky
>>374632463
/u/ here ^^
Totem of Autism Gods! Lend me thy strengths!
Dubs will resurrect the statue
>>374627103
>
Is this the beginning of the end?
>>374633289
Do it.
If dubs, CWC will die soon
>>374633289
This. Just this once, do us a favor ;-;
if dubs mods must sticky this god thread
No, it's me.
>>374625554
You gave a mentally ill man $1500 in exchange for a piece of fucking paper mache just so you can brag to strangers on the internet that youre pathetic enough to buy an autistic fuckups garbage.
The fuck is wrong with you
Last comment
bottom text lol I get autism strength
2
STICKY OR RIOT
STICKY OR RIOT
STICKY OR RIOT
please mods this needs sticky!!
>>374633462
OP envies no man; guys want to be him, girls think they can change him.
last post
check my 7
Check these, mods, and sticky
STICKY NOW
LAST POST FOR AUTISM
>>374633435
>>374633436
>Those post time
Truly this is a day where /v/ became the Shangri-la.
LAST!
>>374633462
Read the thread you fucking loser it was charged back. I hearby banish you with my newfound autism powers.
If last post, The OP must fap to the totem, and paint the arms blue n' send back to CWC
end of rine
4
>>374633576
If he does that, he'll be haunted in due time.
FUCK, NEED RETARD STRENGTH TO CHECK.....DUBS!
>>374633557
THATS FOR ME LOSER CHECK MY 5
Last post in ebin thread
>>374633580
where does the rine end?
oh no
The powers are mine! I hereby cast DEATH SPELL for Chris's mother.
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
MODS
STICKY
Dang, now THIS is gonna p*ss off the Kiwis biiig time. Muahaha.
CHECK THIS 8!
I hereby use my new powers to give everyone ITT autism
>>374633561
Im not scrolling through 250 faggy ass reactions for this bullshit you spew
rip thread
>>374633651
THIS 6 WILL REVERSE IT LAST POST BEST POST
nice OP
>>374633643
right here
6
WERE ALMOST AT THE END OF PAGE 10
STICKY
N
O
W
traps are not gay
FUCK YOU MODS!! THIS POST WILL BE POWERED BY AUTISM!!! DUBS UNITE!
incredible.
>>374633734
Not as nice as my 5 last post I give everyone chris powers
If dispair digits, CWC will have cancer on a month
>>374627048
>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem
>On 22 April, anon made a thread confirming he received the Totem >>374625554
which one of you fags already updated this shit
>>374633702
Thank you :')
>>374633713
I want to post a bait reaction image but you still suck at baiting.
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>>374633792
If last post, it reverses.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welp
it's been an honor dudes
GET AWAY FROM THE INTERNET, I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN RIGHT NOW!
This fucking thread
>>374625912
Why the fuck would you do that
Posting in a fred wit herp and derp.
>>374633803
be lucky the newfag mods haven't deleted this thread
>>374633797
obviously a kiwi farmer
fuck