ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite human?
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>>8754895
salad
>>8754895
Frankie
>>8754895
roopie
>Mesprit tries to think of things to do
>Decides to teleport somewhere, and see what's going on
>Will teleport to the next person who gets dubs
>>8754895
jay
>>8754895
Bones
>>8754895
Bones
>>8754895
Sylvie!
>>8754902
>is spraying self in face with a potion
What already?
>visably fatigued
fine!
>drought firblast
>>8754895
The man I was loyal to,
cut down out of spite.
Now Unova mourns his loss.
>>8754895
Thorpe, Looker and Nanu.
>>8754884
Well give me the information on the dead one please. Knowing more about how humans and UBs interact would be helpful.
>>8754982
>didn't dodge in time
Yes already
>Psyshock
>>8754895
ess bee
>>8755022
youch!
... n-nice hit
>fireblast
>>8755022
>sylvie and zorro are getting MORE plot
ebin
>>8755040
Hah tha-
>KO'd again
>>8755067
where's plot?
>>8755012
Guzzlord had been in the possession of the Orre Aether outpost. A-2 stole an axe, Guzzlord, and killed the entire outpost. If what I have heard is correct the Orre outpost was one of the outposts disobeying orders and attempting nuclear launches, but I am uncertain in the matter. Perhaps later tonight I will reread the Aether files.
>>8754916
Thank you.
>>8755022
>>8754959
>Poof
>Watches from a nearby tree, hidden
>>8755103
(It was randomly chosen by dice)
(But I suppose I can do what I have planned with another group if wanted)
>>8755067
>hugs anon
>>8755086
>apply another revive
haha!
Good evening, folks. Dr. Millicent Bell here - Trauma Doc with 30+ years of experience and a certified Psychic Therapy Specialist. I work on humans and Pokemon alike, and I have three Pokemon that are awfully old like myself(this boring old lady's 61) - I've had them for ages. My Xatu, a Smeargle, and my Miltank.
I can answer questions pertaining to your health, especially in regards to Human/Pokemon interactions. Yesterday I even helped a fella here treat his Elekid with mismatched plughorns. Felt real nice after having to do emergency first aid to a violent Hydregion and deal with yet another case where I had to call the Police because someone was abusing their Pokemon in a disgusting manner.
So, any questions?
>>8755120
Thank you.
Odd question, what do you do when you feel like you're missing some memories?
>>8755178
Do you know anything about recovering lost memories? I feel as if I'm missing something that my psychic types can't even draw out.
>>8755103
>>8755127
(I've been lurking for a while and I'll admit I do agree. Maybe something with N? I don't think Anabel would fit whatever you're planning. But, I'm not here to pour salt everywhere.)
>>8755159
>She gets up, legs are a bit shakey
Why are you laughing?
>>8755178
ok so like
guessing you didnt see this last night but
i uh
got a pokemon finger stuck in one of my holes
big pokemon
any tips for getting unstuck
>>8755200
have fun getting chased out by sniffers shitposting you
>>8755159
do you want to fight
i know i am weak to fire, but it's worth a try
>>8755178
I feel really bad, Doc. Really bad.
Is it normal to feel sick and not sleep all night after seeing a dead person?
>>8755178
Guy with the Elekid here, an appointment was set for the next week for the horn implant. Again, you have my thanks.
>Eel: Exist and also be ready for real plot hours.
>>8755202
It is fun that is why.
>>8755200
(You are fine)
(I'll have her do things with another group)
>>8755127
...
>Grows bored
>Flips some random things in the house upside down, then poof away, ending up in Slateport
>Pokes through the boats docked there, stealing snacks, and messing with things.
>>8755200
(The only issue with doing things with N is that IC he's very reluctant to leave what he perceives as a safe location due to fear and anxiety. )
In such a situation I would normally talk to Zekrom about the issue. While not a Psychic type, he is still one of the most powerful mind readers in existence. Seeing as you obviously don't have access to Zekrom and have said that your psychics were unable to help.... I would suggest piecing what you know to try and locate the time periods where memories are missing and working from there.
>>8755386
>Dreaming of goo
>Roll to wake up
>>8755200
Thing is, there's a psychological 'trick' your mind can play on you that makes you feel as you've lost memories or that you -should- have memories where there are none. When dealing with lost memories, it's best to write out a journal and create times - this allows for the Psytherapist to carefully clock back and carefully catalogue your given memories.
Also, even if you have great faith in your Psychic-types, I HIGHLY recommended that you avoid self-therapy with psychic-type abilities. You risk developing EES(Emotion Eater Syndrome) or PIDS(Psychic-Induced Disassociation Syndrome.)
>>8755235
I'm not here to judge. You're going to have to be a little more open with the what, wheres and whos here if you really need my assistance.
>>8755363
Dead person in what manner? Open casket? Fresh corpse? Rotted corpse? If it were your first time across a mutilated body, I wouldn't be surprised if you developed brief insomnia and severe bouts of nausea. Think you can drum up the courage to explain a little more thoroughly?
>>8755451
>SPLET
>>8755451
>Stack pencils on head, attempting to make a pyramid
>>8755386
hey zibel, so it's is it time for us to get the ship and get out of here?
>>8755451
>poke
hey gask
>poke
>>8755404
Oh heh I thought you were laughing at me for a second. You up for one more?
>>8755202
Not to interrupt, but are we ever going to do anything about the whole mustard gas thing?
>>8755540
What is there to do about it? It happened and it's done now we're here.
>>8755426
About ten years ago. I'll see about something.
Thank you.
>>8755452
Thank you, sir. I need to be getting back to work soon.
>Message SOMEONE that works with the IP.
>>8755537
Always. I feel good!
I will let you go first this time...
>>8755540
shhh! That lady might be listening...
>>8755452
oook
obvs cant post who i am
league is kinda judgy
also cant say the mon
hes one of a kind
lets just say hes a big mon and his body doesnt exactly have give
the hole tho
its a stab wound
aegislash stab wound
in the chest
his finger got caught on a rib
>>8755483
>How do you even fail a splet on a sleeping, bulky target?
>>8755510
>Pencils are up
>>8755530
>Goo poked
>Wake up
>Pencils are down
Heh heh... was just napping.
>>8755510
Heh, we got a newcomer.
>>8755540
i completely forgot about that
-adri
>>8755602
Alright! Prepare yourself.
>Psyshock the fox
>>8755452
I-I went with my Trainer friend to find a friend of his who got taken away, even though he said it was dangerous.
When we found him, he was just...
Everything was cut or burned or broken.
>Ruffles: cry.
>>8755647
(all you guys do now is fight and then not post for 12 hours make some plot seriously sylvie was more interesting when C was here)
>>8755647
>rolls out of the way
>fireblast
>>8755641
well, zibel wanted to wake you up
so instead i woke you up myself
it at least is wasn't anything more right?
just light poking
-nirie
>>8755756
this
>>8755756
(I know, I tried to make something happen but LOL MORE BORK VS BORK)
>>8755641
My name is Bob.
>Make the pencil stack again, on the floor
>Float lazily around the room
I'm just visiting.
>>8755641
Helloooooo.
>>8755828
>Squint.
>>8755789
Heheh, thanks.
>>8755828
Bib, eh? Welcome to the team, heh.
>>8755851
Morning, boss. Or night, heh.
>>8755851
>Stare
>>8755925
>Poof in a chocolate bar
>Toss it to him
So, what are you guys doing here?
>>8755756
>>8755800
(last two times anybody tried to plot frankie group at least one person whined about it also sorry I'm not being interesting enough for you?)
>>8755824
(what did you try and make happen?)
>>8755770
>she shakes the resulting ash off
Good hit Zorro
>Psyshock
>>8756021
(To do something about the mustard gas)
>>8755925
No problem man
>he does a thumbs up
>>8756040
(The mustard gas is done. The person who started that is out of the official rp my dude.)
>>8756002
>Roll to catch chocolate in midair
Heh heh we're going to go in a cruise.
>>8756073
>Thumbs up back
>>8756021
>roll out of the way again
>fireblast
haha come on!
>>8756202
>she is KO'd yet again
>>8756104
Oh you sweet summer child.
>>8756222
>adri puts a revive on sylvie
Are you okay?
>>8756243
(What?)
>>8756258
Yeah I'll be fine
>She attempts to stand up but falls to the ground immediately afterwards
>>8756293
What, are you tired or something?
>>8756293
Sorry sylvie but you should rest a bit, let me try fighting with him
Even if i know i will lose at least he's doing something
>>8756317
So Zorro do you want to fight me?
>>8756317
...No
But I think I'll just lay here for a while.
(plot gmer here anyone want to blow my brains out because i have no motivation to gm anything)
>>8756113
>>8756073
>>8756002
>>8755851
>An important looking man and a few sailors are about to board the S.S. Cactus
>>8756369
can we make it a twofer
>>8756369
why are you bringing this to the thread, keep it in discord
>>8756366
So you guys feel like just looking for something to do?
I mean we're just sitting on our asses doing nothing
>>8756369
(I'm trying)
>>8756369
(Try look at a motivational cat poster?)
>>8756374
>Panic
>>8756073
Eeeehh...we need you do to do your thing.
>>8756452
yes jiji i feel like shit too but i try not to air it in the thread
>>8756374
>Panic.
>Get ready for a potential hostage situation.
>>8756478
Yeah, please!
>>8756360
Isnt that a bad match up for you?
>>8756366
hehe....
>>8756478
>>8756505
>he tells thelephatically to everyone go to hide and prepare for an ambush just in case
>>8756374
he tries to take control of stern
>if evens it works but he tries to keep him acting like usual
>>8756526
It is but i'll like to fight you at least once
And know...
>>8756560
yes
>>8756417
What do you have in mind?
>>8756417
I like to sit around and do nothing myself...
>>8756622
Ok if you want!
I will let you move first.
>readies
>ispod noises
>>8756560
>implying
>>8756638
Well apparently a number of pokemon, mostly female, have been disappearing recently.
I'm guessing you can figure out what this probably means. If you don't want to help with this then I'm fine with that, this isn't exactly something I'm comfortable with.
>>8756659
fine
>adri uses night slash on zorro
>she know she doesn't have the time to use a swords dance
-adri
>>8756590
Greeting, I guess you're the chief of the contractors?
Either way, we have to discuss the payment for the almost complete rebuilding of the engines.
>Checking notepad
Custom built parts, new alternators, patching the blown out pistons, new fuel lines... I'm not going to bore you with the entire list of repairs, it all comes down to 830000000P.
>The sailors are not suspecting a thing yet
>>8756711
.... What does that mean?
>>8756737
>dodge kind of gracefully
ha!
>fireblast
>>8756745
yes i am, this beauty needs to come back to sailing, and indeed, and i'm willing to pay that much to repair it
let's go to a more private place to discuss more about the pricing so we can reach a perfect agreement, and with a good job there might even be an extra for a well done job
we already have the money on with us
>>8755591
>IP HQ is currently in a slight state of disarray regarding a prisoner transfer that went wrong and the complications thereof.
>A short fellow with an odd gait and a pulled-up hoodie shuffles up with a note in hand.
>Take the note Y/N?
>>8756915
>Y.
>Mental note of very short fellow.
>>8756711
WHAT
Lets start looking
And fast
>>8754959
poot
>>8756865
If it needs that privacy, I can see that you're serious about the payment options
>Roll for the sailors to notice something wrong about Stern
>>8756798
>ohko
>knocked out
>start some fucking plot
>start a fire in a restaurant in castelia
>>8756940
>The note reads:
>"I wish to assist."
>"My ex-Trainer would approve, had he not been lost."
>The figure readjusts its baggy outfit, and pulls back the hoodie.
>Well, heck.
>>8757027
>PLOT: HAPPEN
>"We have an Arson at the 12th street diner. All units please respond."
>>8757051
Clever disguise. Do you have a name?
>>8757060
Just great. Arson isn't my thing.
Do you want to help me with this?
>>8757004
>apply the revive and some potions
Well. You did good!
>>8757027
>>8757060
>Hilbert does a 180 when the building he was about to eat at goes up in flames, but pauses three steps later
.... uuuggh. Is it even legal to get involved....?
>He turns around again, poking the cheek of the Sliggoo on his shoulder
Sliggoo? Rain dance, please.
>>8757153
>Odd.
>Fire must be intentional because rain dance isn't enough to fully put it out.
>Odds on this post and the fire is going to spread.
>>8757109
>Notebook: out.
>"My name: Kanabo."
>"Once deniable asset,"
>"Now looking for work."
>>8757060
I am going in.
Checking for persons inside,
hopefully there's none.
>Kanabo: haul ass.
>Into the inferno, quick.
>Search for people trapped.
>>8756983
>None of the sailors noticed anything
>They stand back, and start talking between eachother
"Business is getting to his head, if you ask me"
"He needs to sail more, he became a landlubber"
>>8756983
They don't notice anything
>they go on a soundproof room
>nirie puts a wallet full of fake p bills
>stern will believe it is real
There it is 1000000000p for the good work
>speaks telepathically
and you will keep it well safe until we are already far out on sea okay?
>>8756948
Glad to see you're on board for this.
>>8757004
>>8757138
How about you two?
>>8757210
Thank you, Kanabo. You can work with me in the meantime.
Please be safe. I don't need more of my partners dying.
>>8757060
>>8757205
This isn't any good.
>Weavile uses Icicle Crash.
>Mesprit goes back to her lake
(Dropping Mesprit as a character, due to lack of ideas, and lackluster performance RPing her)
(If anyone else wants to pick her up, go ahead)
-Sniffers
>>8757138
yeah, and dispite that you still won
you are amazing as always zorro
>>8757260
you can always count on me mayday
>>8757205
Ohhhh no. That's a gas fire. Oil fire? Either way...
>He trades a worried glance with Sliggoo before setting it on the ground
Hey Sliggoo? Maybe try Muddy Water.
>>8757210
>>8757263
>>8757307
>Firefighters arrive.
>Something is off.
>They muscle in and get to trying to pull out valuables instead of people.
>Rolling for success.
>>8757307
Do you know anyth-
>>8757327
What in the fuck?
>She runs in after them.
>>8757327
>Kanabo glares, cold.
>He knows something isn't right...
>>8757210
>So he does their jobs.
>Get everyone out,
>Once the byastanders are safe,
>Then he can engage.
>>8757260
What? I am confused.
>>8757299
haha thanks!
>>8757257
It is not usual that someone just comes and pays in straight cash but nothing says we can not.
>Takes the wallet
A pleasure to do business with you.
I will have a few ships following in case a breakdown were to happen. I assume your crew is coming in soon?
>>8757437
The missing Pokemon?
Were you even listening to me?
>>8757410
Just that it's an oil fi-
Hey!
>>8757327
>Hilbert hesitates, uncertain how much he's willing to risk for random strangers
>In the end he pulls the scarf up over his mouth, picks up Sliggoo, and runs in after everyone else
>Use Sliggoo as a goo-gun and attempt to help people out
>Maybe grab anything interesting that catches his eye
>>8757307
>Forgot to say.
>Odds. Helping. But not a lot.
>>8757410
>Anabel isn't noticed.
>Two of the firefighters are trying to get a safe out.
>Another is fiddling with the register.
>>8757427
>Odd.
>As well as helping, Kanabo is noted by one of the firefighters.
>>8757518
>Fireighter A notices Hilbert snagging shit he wants.
>Firefighter A sends out a LV60 Magmortar!
>Fluffles gets to work cleaning up a particularly messy shelf
>>8757584
Classy.
>Weavile goes for Knock Off.
>LV90 OU Life Orb.
>>8757584
>Combat has begun?
>Kanabo: use Hydro Pump!
>(Lev. Seventy-Five. )
>>8757632
>Forgot calcs.
>End me.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 64 HP / 0 Def Magmortar: 360-425 (191.4 - 226%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8757584
>Hilbert recognizes the threat
>Although muffled by his scarf the request is still clear enough to Sliggoo - "Muddy Water"
>I think Sliggoo is level 37, I haven't checked in a while - I can't calc from phone either, but I'm assuming it does jack shit
>He thumbs the other Pokeball in his pocket, hoping it won't be necessary
>>8757680
>Also forgot calcs because they didn't fit with the flow of the post.
>252 SpA Life Orb Greninja Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magmortar: 398-468 (223.5 - 262.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8757470
I saved this money myself since i was a kid i wanted to buy a ship but rebuilding this one seem much cheaper
They can come but just for 20 minutes max
And after that you call them to pull back, okay
>puts on his head telepathically
>"after we get to out you will will never mention us ever again"
>"never go look for us"
>>8757725
>FUCK I did it again. Kanabo's item isn't a Life Orb, but you still get the picture - OHKO even if Magmortar happens to have an Assault Vest
>>8757632
>>8757680
>>8757714
>Magmortar is down.
>Not-Firefighter A is panicking a bit.
>Rolling for if the other two can get out with the safe with second to last number.
>LV 70 Emboar is sent out.
>It goes for Flare Blitz on Anabel's Weavile with last post number.
252+ Atk Choice Band Reckless Emboar Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 594-698 (234.7 - 275.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8757772
>Weavile is returned.
Okay, easy.
>Salamence is sent out.
>Salamence Mega Evolves.
>LV 90.
>Double Edge.
252+ Atk Aerilate Salamence-Mega Double-Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Emboar: 914-1076 (358.4 - 421.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8757755
A real life story but I must be go...
>Telepathic connection fail
...what did you mean with that last request and where is your owner?
>>8757483
Yeah! you said i know what that means. I do not? Did they get caught by a trainer or something?
>>8757772
>He isn't needed in this battle
>Seeing that the not-firefighter is distracted Hilbert takes this opportunity to try and find out of they were looking for anything special
>>8757772
>Second to last post number up is 777
>I guess this a thing now
>I hope they have a good grip on that safe.
>Payday: applied to the shifty looking 'firefighters' with the safe
>>8757857
>fuck fuck
Uhh, the last request meant this
>roll to mind control again
>>8757862
That's the problem, nobody knows who took them.
Also they haven't been seen fighting with a trainer after being reported missing, so that's probably not it.
>>8757772
>Get out, Ice Beam, fast.
>If water is not of help, maybe this will be.
>>8757830
>>8757958
>KfuckingOed.
>Firefighter A rolls for composure with last number.
>On odds he'll bolt.
>>8757867
>Odds, you aren't a psychic but it's obvious it's in the safe.
>Firefighter B and C roll to get the safe out with second to last number.
>>8757868
>Clonk.
>Firefighter C grumbles about hating cats.
>>8757977
>DUBSFAIL.
>All the firefighters are in a fucking panic.
>A has already bolted.
>Rolling for B to bolt with second to last and C to bolt with last.
>Odds for either is them getting stuck.
>>8757437
see you are not weak, you are strong
You don't have to be down like you are recently
And i admire you
So, let's try to keep eachother in shape with training
>>8757924
That doesn't doesn't sound good
I'm sure if we will be able to find some clues about it
>>8758002
>Kanabo pursues.
>League-vet speedster, in full sprint.
>Ice Beam, last man's feet?
>>8757924
That is pretty weird....
any thing to go on?
>>8758024
awww... thanks.
I will get in shape i guess. I think already m though...
>>8757977
>>8758002
God fucking-
>Anabel rolls to pursue while calling in backup.
>>8757924
Were they seen with a certain person before going missing though
>>8757902
>Mind control successful
You mean never mention you again. Again, it was a pleasure to do business with you.
>Roll for the sailors to not get suspicious about the delay.
>>8758069
Well most of them disappeared in the same town, so that should narrow down the search radius a bit
>>8757977
>Just the safe? Alright.
>Inspect the safe, see if you can figure a way to get inside it without the use of Guzzlord
>Curiousity demands we know
>>8758177
Which town?
Is it close?
Can we go tomorrow?
>>8758174
>whew
Yes, it was a pleasure making business with you sir
>>8758067
>Miss.
>They're in a fucking panic though.
>>8758106
>Odds at all in last or second to last means both freaks freeze up from having this track running IP agent coming after them.
>It should be noted they aren't running sanic speeds because they're in firefighter gear.
>>8758196
>Fire is mostly cleared by now.
>Cops will be here soon so you better hurry up.
>Most of the safe is either still burning hot or slowly melting.
>>8758217
Apparently it's Lumiose City, although I'm not 100% certain on that
(Am I fucking up any LORE?)
>>8758260
>Fire hoses hurt.
>Hydro Pump hits much like one.
>Try to knock them down.
>>8758282
well i hope we can find anything
other than being females, what other connections we have between victims?
-adri
>>8758282
Alright
We can get Frankie if we gotta and drag him along
(You're cool. There was a Problem in Couriway that was resolved earlier, and I was making sure that minor-antag wasn't being revived [because he's dead])
>>8758282
(shit I forgot to add some stuff)
Yeah we can do this tomorrow.
Apparently Sito is looking into this on her own, so we should know more by then.
>>8758260
>Melting?
>Hilbert attempts to find some sort of metal bar of some sort to create a hole in the melting potion
>He's hoping the cops will be distracted by the fake firefighters for a bit longer, but he's ready to bring out Guzzlord if need be
>>8758338
First of all it's MOSTLY females, not all females.
Second the only connection is that they were on their own at night, which isn't much to go on
>>8758260
>Keep following after the idiots.
>Screw subtlety.
>Have Salamence fly around and corner them.
>>8758250
>Stern leaves
>The sailors are right outside
Sailor A. "No issues cap'n? Nothing of this made sense to me"
Sailor B: "Business makes no sense"
Stern: "And this is why I do the business, now you two man the tugboats the ship is leaving soon"
>>8758307
>Oddddd.
>Kanabo plz.
>>8758386
>Ayy. You got it.
>You've made a hole but the inside is still going to be too hot to reach in yourself.
>Probably.
>What's your plan?
>>8758392
>Smart.
>The scumbags freeze up.
>You have caught B and C!
>A is long gone.
>Only on dubs will they be brave enough to try and run at this point.
>>8758455
>I mean't evendubs for the record.
>They both break into blubbering messes.
>>8758455
>>8758479
God you people are fucking messes.
>Send Mismagius out to keep an extra eye on the babies.
>Call it in.
>>8758455
>He has a phone with flash
>Hold the camera up to the hole, take a picture, and see if the stuff inside is worth having Guzzlord UB portal it back home
>>8758535
>Officers roll on up.
"What the hell's going on here?"
"Why are there firefighters in custo- wait a second, their insignia's not regulation..."
"I think I see the situation. Thank you."
"These hotshots can cool down back at the precinct station."
>>8758405
>after everyone suspicious leave
>nirie takes a deep breath
whew, that was tiring
guys it's time to come out
let's get the hell out of here
>>8758535
>>8758601
>Scumbags are dragged off.
>Good job!
>They had a hell of a lot of fails so they're going to definitely rat out who Firefighter A was unless quads.
>>8758548
>And now you're on it.
>A small black box sits untouched.
>Burnt up wads of cash and bills sit around it.
>>8758601
Thank you very much. Really appreciated.
>>8758673
>Return pokemon and head back to the building check how everything is.
>>8758673
(Very very fun GMing my guy.)
>>8758719
>Kanabo follows.
>Fidgeting, his notebook scorched.
>Still, it all went well.
>>8758673
>Curiosity killed the cat
>Or in this case, the Catalyst dork
>Guzzlord is released from his Pokeball
Guzz? Grab the safe and take us home - last night's pizza is waiting.
>Probably too late to get out without people seeing the dragon, but hopefully I one sees him with it
>>8758648
Heh heh heh... goooooood job.
>>8758792
(*no one)
(Thanks phone)
>>8758719
(No problem.)
>>8758754
>Fire has been quelled by the real firefighters now.
>You did a great job, hell no one died.
>>8758792
>You can't really fuck up with this but anyway.
>The box is snagged and you're whisked off home.
>Better open that baby up.
>Doesn't take a code or key. Just a simple latch.
>>8758754
You've done a great job. Hm... Do you like these?
>Offer the froggo a rainbow bean.
>>8758792
>Guzzlord.
>Fuck, fuck.
>>8758894
>Anabel shakes off seeing the UB and heads off to get back to patrol.
>>8758795
yeah, that almost ended badly
but i was able to pull through
now we have our ship
and now it all is better
>telepathically talks to gask
>"well our vicotry "meet up" will be extra rewarding today it will all work out so well today"
-nirie
>>8758894
>I was more curious as to how many people saw the UB, if any
>Hilbert pauses, hand hovering right over the latch, drawing out the moment to calm himself
>And then he flips it open
>>8758928
>Savor victory.
>Graciously accept the bean,
>savor that as well.
>Kanabo is calm.
>Still without his notepad, though.
>Might be hard to chat.
sup guys
hows it going
the hoenn twin brats are assholes btw
theyre like
off napping in the corner or something
still havent battled me
>>8759007
>Whoops.
>Definitely Anabel, maybe Kanabo.
>No random passerbys.
>Anyway...
>Inside...
>Drumroll please...
>...
>...
>....... .......
>.... ... ... ... ... ...
>Ok.
>Inside is.... A Beast Ball and... A booklet.
>Check booklet?
>>8758935
>Visible flustering
Heheheheheh... first lets get out of here.
To the bridge, heh.
>>8759091
Tryin' to pull some bullshit and pay off some debts. I've got a lot of them right now.
At least the first check's in the mail.
Also, I'm really thinking about bugging out of Unova, shit's too risky for a guy with my skill set.
Maybe I'll be able to pay off another year's worth of back child support soon, unless shit goes south.
>>8759008
>Activate translator.
Alright, let's see about getting you another notepad. Do you prefer that method of communication?
>>8759091
I don't think we've ever spoken, have we? Dave, correct?
How are you?
>>8759091
leg still broken, and not recovered yet
bored as hell
>>8759091
They're known for being asleep almost the entire day.
Kids, these days.
>>8759091
Working on Unit Six and some drives.
>>8759158
>He side eyes the Beast Ball suspiciously, but checks the booklet first
>The Beast Ball should probably be opened in a safer location anyway - there's no way Hilbert would risk his ceiling collapsing on him if a Ceelesteela comes out
>>8759211
I'm used to writing.
Few understood when I spoke,
Until recently.
This was a good day,
Odd occurrences aside.
Such things happen here.
>>8759252
>Booklet has a few names with assigned numbers.
>Edward C. 24.
>Chris C. 28
>Ellie Y. 6
>Charles Y. 54.
>Monty. 66.
>M. ??
>One that's been blacked out completely.
>>8759238
damnit
sb help
im in narco hell
>>8759243
good luck dad
btw
the times come
i need advice on fugging a robot
or i guess
getting fugged
>>8759236
dude wtf did you do
forget to duck and roll
>>8759203
ye dude
screw unova
raid johto
or ransei
feudal tech means easy loot
>>8759211
uhh nope
dont think you were one of the peeps on my tail
ye im dave
also bored as fug
not much to do while the gym leaders snooze
kinda wish i had a white sharpie right now
>>8759348
Lube. Preparation. And don't run lewd.exe.
You'll do fine.
>>8759313
>Names and ages?
>Presumably the first two and second two are related - either a married couple or siblings for the first, grandparent and grandchild for the second?
>Compare the names list to your Catalyst coworkers, see if anything matches up
>>8759348
it was just a work accident during one of the stunts my leg got stuck as i was during a jump and well, it was not pretty
apperently my leg was bended completely to the side
but i'm fine, apperently it will take a while until my leg to get better
>>8759348
Shit son, still with the fingerbang issue?
You might need surgery at this rate, possibly get that hole closed for good.
>>8759203
What kind of skills are you talking about? Maybe they can be useful next time someone fucks up badly here. It's almost like clockwork at this point.
>>8759288
How about we take it easy? Maybe get some food?
>>8759348
Pff. If you want to I can come down there. Get a soda or something.
if you aren't afraid of girls.
>>8759180
yeah
>everyone gets on the ship
let's sail and get out of here
>last two digits is the number of posts until they get in a safe enough place to for the sailors to stop in the night
>>8759348
I'm trying not to be a total shitbag. I mean, I'm still a thief and a thug, but I'm not teaming up with baby-eaters or genocidal maniacs.
Speaking of those sort of psycho, though, I saw a guy who I think might have been one of the other grunts in my unit. Now, I gotta say: fuck solidarity, if he's the real deal I'm putting him down before he does me, guy is, or was, savage as the bossman with none of the fake sophistication.
>>8759495
Being fast, sneaky as fuck and more than a little violent.
I think I flipped and started dropping dimes on my ex-group to your boss in exchange for not getting dead...
>>8759531
(i wasn't supposed to put sailors there it was supposed to be them)
(but i guess we are sailors now)
>>8759444
>I'll give you a tad bit of omniscience for those trips.
>You're right, first two are a married couple and second two are a grandparent and a child.
>You speed through your coworkers, none of the names match up.
>Trips, so. While looking through you catch something about a grandfather in Johto that's in debt to someone.
>54 years old.
>>8759515
That works well for me.
I'm still shaken from last night, in all honesty.
yiff
>>8759439
wait
why not lewd.exe
a lewd program sounds fun man
>>8759480
shit man
guess its time for you to practice those wicked hand motions
>>8759495
hey dude
think i can like
just ditch the rib cage altogether
finally give myself the sweet succ
>>8759515
go ahead man
come chill with me in narco hell
as long as you dont start flirting or stripping idgaf
>>8759564
so like
did you get confirmation or like
you just gonna assassinate any rando that may or may not have been a former coworker
>>8759531
>The S.S. Cactus is leaving port
>Two tugboats are following
>Rolling for atmospheric conditions
>>8759710
Actually. Test it out for me.
If you don't die we can call it a win.
>>8759714
>It's dark and misty
>The sailors aren't going to notice any oddities on the big ship
>>8759698
yiff me daddy
>>8759586
... is this a hit list...?
>Read up more about this grand father - maybe see about getting an address and keeping an eye out
>If someone tries to assassinate him you'll know for sure whether or not it's a hit list or a simple debt list
>Based on the blacked out name hit list seems more likely
>>8759710
Of course I'm gonna check! Like I said, I may be a thug but I'm not a total psycho.
Checking might he hard since the guy repped out as, like, a chronic backstabber with a short fuse.
But no, I'm not gonna merc some random-ass dude in a shitty mask for looking like my murderous ex-fellow-grunt.
>>8759564
My boss you say?
>Disguise broken.
>>8759710
At the risk of respiratory problems maybe. idk people are not supposed to have holes int heir chest.
Also the lewd binary Necrozma has is safe. Yes it has been tested.
>>8759710
I guess
I'm just wasting my day watching shows or playing videogames
>>8759710
"Why is almost everything you talk about gay stuff? I'm not hating on it. Its a genuine question."
>>8759808
>Mahogany Town.
>Noted, he has a daughter that goes to a nearby school.
>Possibly a hitlist, maybe?
>Maaaaaaaaybe.
>Anyway, ready to bust open that Beast Ball?
>>8759840
>panic
Well, shit, there goes my cover.
On a scale of one to ten how fucked am I for maybe possibly kinda not immediately going legit?
I've been trying to stick to ex-MCD clients and stashes I swear.
>>8759866
(Is your leg actually broken?)
>>8759756
dad
dad wtf
wtf does lewd.exe do other than like
fucking roboners and shit
>>8759830
wait
shitty mask
what kinda shitty mask
>>8759840
hey
who says i was gonna lewd nec
maybe i want some of that sweet ducc butt
or maybe im gonna pull a dad and fug a bug
>>8759866
obvs you need to take advantage of this and do nothing but arms day
screw leg day
might as well make the left arm as beefy as the right
>>8759919
im an 18 year old gay man with a high sex drive
if i were str8 id probs be talking about tits right now
>>8759614
Alright, snacktime.
>I'm probably going to head off soon so sorry about leaving you. Feel free to have Kanabo do things without Anabel.
>>8759710
Question: Where have you gotten your red suit from?
>>8759987
"Well fuck. That seems a little underwhelming to me."
>>8759925
>I am indeed ready to open that Beast Ball
>Hilbert pockets the ball and takes a quick walk to a secluded section of the park
>He shares a nervous glance with Sliggoo before opening the Beast Ball
>>8759987
Yes.
>>8759919
Hey buddy you ever work for a dude named Marshall? Snobby-ass chef, specialized in exotic meats?
>>8759987
uhdudeIthinkhe'shere.
it was a shitty incineroar mask.
remind you of anyone...?
>>8760070
>Click.
>A Kartana comes out.
>It's a little more than confused, it seems to be looking for a target.
>After a few moments it stares at you, confused.
>>8759987
well, i have a good enough build
so i don't need more at the moment, and both of my arm have a the simlar size, if that's you are implying
>>8760054
>(It's alright yo)
>Tune a radio to jazz.
>Look up at the sky.
>Wonder if his friend sleeps well.
>>8760054
custom tailored at that fancy place in kalos
ive got other colors too
that place is the bomb for suits if you can afford it
unless you mean like
the suit with the cape
because that one was league made
i asked for pajamas instead of a redesigned champ room
>>8760068
dude wtf did you expect
"oh youve caught me discount jacket
im secretly a gay prostitute
im getting railed as we speak"
>>8760080
DAD
>>8760099
two people
does your guy wear a lettermans
>>8760195
haha ye
fap jokes
but uh
do some training with your tyrunt
mental training and trust is important too dude
>>8760226
Yes?
>>8759956
Depends of the severity of the crimes and how much of those can be traced to our organization, preferably no traces at all ever.
But I also guess no one will bat an eye to the remnants of MCD vanishing.
>>8759987
Sets the AI into a more libidinous state, disables non mission critical services between other general software optimizations. Used to be actually dangerous back when it did things like shutting down friend-or-foe recognition.
Which means it needs further testing.
Also neither of my Porygon have lewd.exe, so don't try.
>>8760226
actually i've been doing that too
he just leveled up recently too
he was a happy little tyrunt
>>8760251
>run lewd.exe
>>8760099
"Never heard of the guy. Sorry. I only ever worked on my own accord with a group of friends though. But I'm kinda out of work. So if you need an extra hand just ask."
>>8760226
"Dude. Way to specific."
>>8760257
All anybody knows is that some of their stuff's missing. I've just been stealing shit tonot die and maybe pay my debts
Fuck, I just wanna pay my child support and maybe meet my kid at this point, man.
>>8760251
dad
why you implying lewd.exe will kill me
y
>>8760257
you caught me
im not gonna give a ducc the succ
"needs more testing"
sb are you giving me your blessing to go fug a robot
>>8760277
maybe try making poffins
turn him into a pretty tyrunt
>>8760337
ok
and
a gay man has gay conversations
why are you surprised
>>8760284
No.
>>8760456
Yes.
>Go install new lewd.exe version on all the units.
>>8760257
Hi...
Can I talk to you for a bit?
I don't feel so good.
>>8760154
Hello?
>Hilbert waves, hand ready to return Kartana to its ball should it decide Hilbert is its target
... can you understand me?
>>8759531
>>8759714
>>8759765
>The tugboats go back to port with nothing interesting happening
>>8760476
.... COLRESS? WHAT IS THIS?
>CONFUSED BEEPING
>>8760435
There's always Cata-list if you feel like going actually legit. Or if you're interested, there's a manhunt going at the moment.
>>8760456
Yes.
>>8760504
Go on, on..
>Door bell starts ringing
>>8760507
>It nods.
>it seems to understand it's being commanded by you now.
>Would you like to add Azai to your team?
>>8760568
>Smash that mf doorbell button.
HEY WE JUST GOT A TON OF SHIELDONS DO YOU WANT ONE?
>>8760456
The thing is i already pamper my pokemon so at least he will be the prettiest tyrunt that ever was
>>8760626
>Internal dialogue begin
>"YES"
>"Do you really think you can care for something that actually needs attention"
>"YES"
YES
>>8760568
It's about the, um, thing last night. I'm still kinda not sleeping right... I feel really bad for him, and I know he was a friend of yours. I'm sorry.
>>8760626
>Wheel over
Oh, hi, hi!
Is everything okay?
Shieldons?
I'm confused now.
>>8760511
well, they are off our asses
it's time to relax
>>8760604
>Yes, add the UB to Hilbert's team
... do you have a preferred way to communicate?
>>8760678
Alright.
>Hand over ball.
>Hand over a bottle of supplements.
They don't really need these as badly as other fossilmons. Mostly feed on berries and leaves so keep those around, alright?
Call me if anything goes funny.
>>8760682
How ya been, Ruffles?
>>8760730
>DUN DUN DUNNNNN DADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
>Or however the jingle goes.
>Anyway, drawn sword pokemon: Get.
>It shakes its head.
>It seems more versed in battle than the art of speech.
>Rolling for level with last two numbers.
>>8760735
Okay, I guess.
I like it here, John and Seb are really nice and I'm making friends.
I got John to let me come along for a rescue mission here that, um... I'm still kinda shaky.
>>8760682
We all feel bad for what happened, but I can't be sad about it eternally, it wouldn't be healthy nor help anything. Can't drink myself into an early death either.
>Pet the rockbirb
>>8760735
>Take ball and supplements
Well that's kind of an issue less. And an issue more for John's rare berries.
>Open the ball
>>8760807
Ah, hell. I hope you feel better soon, okay bud?
>>8760850
Take care, don't let them eat anything funny!
>Cradilyguy: outie.
>>8760702
Hehehehehe... nice.
It's time, heh.
>Walks towards the storage rooms
>>8760735
Hello
I wanted to say that my tyrunt is getting along nicely with everyone
At first he was a bit antisocial and grumpy but now he warmed up to me
He's really enjoying living here
>>8760538
Yes.
I mean an upgrade, Unit One.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8760875
I will, thanks.
>>8760850
>Pets a best
John says he's in a better place now, and that he's not hurting anymore.
I hope he's right.
>>8760958
. . .
Um.
What?
>>8761005
My toe hurts.
>>8760850
>A Lv5 Shieldon pops out
>He is calmly observing the nearby people
G
O
O
>>8761025
>Tilt head.
>Smile.
Hi there. I'm Ruffles.
It's good to meet you.
>>8761020
That's not news...
>>8761089
WAK
GOO
>>8760875
Bye
...
Well that was quick.
>>8761005
I too hope that. Only he now knows where he is.
>>8761025
Hello, little guy.
>>8760784
>Level 84
>Gonna have to bump up Hilbert's tier on the Pastebin
It's okay, we'll figure it out. Can you write?
>>8760888
yes it is
>trips
they find a storeroom that is perfect
it seems to be a room for workers to stay the night if necesary
>nirie locks the door
well, how will we proceed this gask?
>he acts seductively
>nirie inches close slowly
>>8760922
YES? WHAT KIND OF UPGRADE?
>>8761128
>Heh.
>Nod.
>Feel free to NPC this character if I space out. Antagging and writing this character would be hell.
>>8761167
Lewd.exe.
I'm going to need to add in your secondary ability at some point as well...
>Get to updating lewd.exe.
>>8761100
>>8761114
>Shieldon is closely watching both the pokemon and the human
>But especially watching the pokemon
goo
>>8761089
>>8761246
Shut the fuck up!
>Roll for levels.
>>8761261
stickysphere you suck
>>8761282
YOU SUCK!
>Roll for more levels.
>>8761282
ooze orb is the best what are you talking about
>>8761139
>Flustering begin
Heh heh come closer
>Hug
>Then immersion into the goo
>>8761305
how so many odds
>>8761195
>UNIT ONE: FLOP INTO THE LAP
SECONDARY ABILITY?
>>8761307
Thank you.
>>8761322
WATCH THIS.
>Roll for levels.
>>8761224
>Ruffles looks at the new guy.
So... we're both "fossil Pokemon", huh?
Not quite sure what that means yet, I've been meaning to ask.
Welcome. Can I, um, show you around?
>>8761351
... are you sure you don't need help?
>>8761335
Yes.
Download + Sniper.
How's that sound?
>>8761351
goo plz...
>>8761374
...Maybe.
>>8761402
SHUT UP!!
>Roll for levels.
>>8761308
>nirie covers gask's body in his goo
>leans his main body towards the gask's face
>he kisses gask while moving his goo around gask's body
Are you enjoying this gask?
>>8761429
slimeball
i bayleaf in you
you can dew the thing
>>8754895
Red.
Then maybe Blaine or Yellow.
Green isn't bad, and Blue is nice enough. I can respect Silver...
Most of the pokedex holders are good humans.
Except Emerald.
>>8761447
Ugh.
>Roll...............................
>>8761362
>He doesn't seem able to speak yet
>Instead he nods in understanding
>He slowly begins walking
>>8761494
>That time
That's the real get
>>8761494
see you did it
you did the thing
good job
>>8761512
>>8761517
I KNEW I COULD DO IT.
>ROLL FOR MORE LEVELS.
>>8761224
>>8761506
>Making mental notes of the lil dino's behaviour
Names, names... he needs a name....
>>8761533
>Dubs fails
>You did not gain anything
>But nor lose anything
>>8761533
...god damnit
i rescind my bayleaf in the blob.
>>8761533
>Roll to contain laughter
>>8761533
>>8761561
>>8761566
>roll to fucking die
>>8761571
>Roll for him to reconsider life
"Dude no."
>>8761585
>Roll to unmask el tigre
>>8761389
>EXPERIMENT: FIND COMFIEST POSITION IN LAP
YES! SNIPER! I LIKE THIS IDEA. YOU ARE THE BEST, COLRESS!
>>8761460
>SPECIES RECOGNITION ERROR
>PLEASE INPUT SPECIES DATA
>>8761585
>ROLL TO FUCKING EVOLVE ALREADY
>>8761599
>Dubs fails
>Anon got punched instead
>>8761506
>Ruffles leads the way.
On the left here's the radio studio stuff, that's where Mister Seb and Mister John and the Porygons work a lot.
Down this hall's the little workshop that's here.
Over there's my friend's box fort, and the living spaces for everybody with the kitchen and the bedrooms and the comfy chairs...
It's nice here.
>>8761445
Hehhhmmmmmrph...gooooooood
>Kiss back