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What's your favorite weather?
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>>8761636
goo
>>8761636
"The punchable kind."
>>8761636
necrozma goo
>>8761608
Thank you, I try my best.
>Pet bugbot.
We can get that installed soon.
>>8761636
Rain.
>>8761636
Snow.
It's like sand, but.. not awful.
>>8761636
necrozma
>>8761700
>>8761746
WHY
>ATTEMPT TO DROOL INTO DAVE'S MOUTH WHILE HE ISNT AWAKE
>>8761626
>keeps kissing
i can make it better
>nirie starts vibrating his goo that's around gask body like a massage
>the massages is a little more intense in some areas
heheh...
>>8761636
HMM. MY FAVORITE WEATHER FOR SIMPLY ENJOYING LIFE IS SUNNY, WITH A BREEZE.
>>8761608
You would have to ask one of the pokedex holders, or perhaps one of the professors.
>>8761636
sunny weather
the hotter the better
>>8761656
how many darkrais
>>8761700
>>8761746
i mean
youre not wrong
>>8761767
>fails because Dave is awake right now
>still end up drooling on his face
n-nec chan
thats lewd
>Dave makes a show of wiping the goo off of his face and licking it
anabel is a cute boy!
>>8761618
>Trotting as quickly those small and inexperienced legs allow
>He looks at the everything with interest
>Almost looks like he's trying to say something
>>8761834
>necrozma is only 7'10"
>wtf
HAHAHA
YOU HAVE WEIRD TASTE
>PUSH HIS SHIRT UP
>NIP AT THE NIP
>>8761817
WHAT ARE YOU?
SHINY KADABRA?
>>8761718
WHAT ARE THE UPDATES TO LEWD.EXE?
>UNIT ONE: VENTING SYSTEMS: CLICK ON
>CHASSIS: RUMBLE
>>8761911
>Watch cute bugbot try to figure out the shiny kadabra.
Friend or foe and mercy no longer become disabled. General safety. Less strenuous on processes.
All around much better.
>Scratch Unit One under the chin.
>>8761848
>Ruffles: finish up the tour.
If you, um, need help with anything, ask me or friend Seb or friend John, okay?
I know this is a lot of stuff to take in at once, but we'll help.
Let's just sit down with some Oran Berries and settle in for now.
>Ruffles: be clever, jimmy open the fridge and acquire Berries for your new friend. And maybe one for yourself.
>>8761911
>DUBSFAIL
>THAT IS NOT A SLIGHT RUMBLE
>FUCKER IS RUMBLING LIKE A HARLEY
>UNIT ONE: BASICALLY BECOME A VIBRATOR
>>8761636
Rainy and stormy weather in general, but thunderstorms the most.
>>8761848
>Still thinking of names
>Ancient history shields come to mind
>Squat and get close to the lil dino
So hey, what do you think of the place?
>>8761911
Please, Kadabra has nothing on my spoon.
>>8761779
>If Gask were a different kind of water type like a Vaporeon he would have already melted at the massaging
>Especially because of the tail base massage
Oooooohfffffffgooooooooood...
>>8761903
>all the robots are short
>why game freak
>why must you do this
>kink killer gf at it again
shhhh
its not my fault my tastes are too refined for everyone else
>Return of the lip bite, featuring a slight grunt
>He lightly pushes at his head
duuude
this is a gym
>>8761980
>HAPPY WHIRRING
HEATING ISSUE: STILL A PROBLEM?
>RAISE HEAD HIGHER FOR BETTER CHIN SCRATCHES
>>8762057
WHY A SPOON?
>>8762119
>nec the gremlin
>goblin bot
THEY REALLY ARE
>LICK THE NIP
>BE VERY MESSY
YES
SO?
>>8762068
>nirie is enjoying the pleasured face that gask is making
>he is a bit aroused too
heh, the face you are making is really cute you know
>kiss
heh, what is the best place so i can make it better?
>he makes the vibrations a little stronger
>he fondles gask face
>>8761997
>Shieldon happily munches away at the berries
>All of them, he seemed hungry
>>8762016
>Still not speaking, but he seems to like the place
>>8762192
>Basically putty in Nirie's goo hands now
Hehehehehe the back and....hrhmmmthetail
>>8762177
Because they're the ultimate measure of psychic power. Really its just a joke that's been going on too long to stop and it is a surprisingly good weapon at this scale. I'm not sure why Kadabras and Alakazams still do it - I think they're just really dedicated to the joke.
I will say though, you have not lived until you raid an ice cream factory with a giant spoon.
(Is Blue taken in this rp?)
>>8762395
(Are we talking Blue in the Japanese sense or the American sense? Either way, no one is running Blue or Green to my knowledge.)
>>8762312
Good i'll make sure that you feel in heaven
>back an tail are being massaged even more
>nirie is really enjoying doing this
>still passing his real hand across gask face and his gel hand to fondle his tail for maximum pleasure
>>8762410
(As in not-Gary. Cool I might grab him tomorrow after class.)
>>8762442
(Additionally, a Ditto that usually transforms into Blue is also a character)
>>8762180
>Sableye vs Necrozma ultimate gem goblin fight
hey
>Heady groan
youre getting my shirt dirty
hold on
>Eyebrow wiggle and a strip
dont these places have like
cameras everywhere
>>8762498
(I wouldn't bother reading the archives. Its all terrible, just live in the moment and make it up as you go.)
>>8762498
(We have a loooooot of threads you'd have to read through, with some chunks being retconned out. I'll get around to updating that recap bin at some point, but basically? I'd suggest not bothering with it, we can always explain things from the past that are relevant.)
(If you don't mind my asking, who's your friend?)
>>8762230
>Getting late, Ruffles went to sleep
>Pet the lil dino
>Lead him to the bedrooms, too heavy to pick up
I'll think of a name tomorrow, but for now, we need to rest.
>>8762334
ICE CREAM...? HUMAN COLD SUBSTANCE MEANT TO PROVIDE SUSTINENCE, CORRECT?
>>8762418
>Pleasured goo gurgling noises
>Hug the inner body tighter
Hrmm you're amazing... heh
>>8762596
Human? I hope not. I think its mlilktank based.
>>8762602
>nirie squeezes gask's butt eith the goohand
You too big guy
Your arms are so nice to wrapped around
It's firm and well toned loki your talk and butt
>>8762662
*like your tail and butt
>>8762662
Heh heh, you like muscles, heh?
>Butt: squeezed
Hrmmmmmmkeep doing that
>>8762758
well your muscles at least gask
>there is a bed there
lets lay here in this bed, he put gask on the bed, and still on his arms nirie does a passionate kiss
coming here and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened in my boring life
>>8762816
Heheh...
>Get on that bed
>Return kiss while still hugging the inner body
Heh heh... thanks.
I will never regret leaving that brat I had as a trainer, heh.
>Gooey cuddling is go
>>8762869
Well it all went well then, c'mere let's enjoy the now then
>the whole night was nirie and gask cuddling
>with nirie's occasionally squeezing gask's butt every once in a while and the occasional kiss
>>8762908
Heh.... this is heaven.
>Cuddles, squeezes and kisses until they both fall asleep.
>>8761636
I prefer the rain myself.
>>8761636
snow
>>8761636
Snow is comfy.
Good morning!
I hope you're all having a good time with family as well!
>>8766375
Are you?
>>8766389
Yeppers!
>>8766375
Family sucks
Please stop trying to stick your dick in me.
>>8766718
Why are people trying to bury Richard in the sandcastle?
>>8766736
All I do is guard the sand and they put things in me.
I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
>>8766718
Stop being so sexy then
>>8766753
Which sand do you guard?
>>8766416
Speaking of family, have you ever met your dad?
>>8766777
What?
>>8766782
All of it.
>>8766796
What does the sand need guarding against?
>>8766777
>[apply payday]
>>8766813
Everything.
Doggos, as humans call them. Humans themselves.
Kyogre.
Kyogre especially.
He sucks.
>>8766793
Nope. But I've always been good at kicking so I'm pretty sure they were a Blaziken. Or a Hawlucha. Or a Lopunny. Or Mienshao...
But Blazikens are so cool! So I'm sure it was a Blaziken!
>>8766878
Do you guard the sand in Sunyshore?
>>8766878
doggos suck
kill em all
>>8766929
I do.
I guard all the sand.
>>8766938
I usually let them go.
As you wish.
I will put them to death.
>>8766938
Rude.
>>8766878
What exactly do they do that you don't like?
>>8766929
Do you know Blaze Kick?
If yes, then your father was definitely a Blaziken.
>>8766984
I'm in Sunyshore!
Hi!
You want a popsicle?
>>8766992
No.
To death, doggo.
>>8766993
Doggos make messes. Humans make messes.
Kyogre ruins the sand.
Then I have to work harder to make more.
>>8767013
Hello.
A popsicle would be nice.
>>8767029
>that pic
bro you are brutal
>>8767089
Thank you?
There is a doggo here, a moment please.
I will return once the beach is cleared.
>>8767029
My mom likes the beach a lot. Its why she lives over here.
>>8767005
Nah, I can just do a neat jumping kick. Blaze kicks are cool too though!
>>8767118
>points red dog at
>>8767220
which one is the red dog?
>>8767118
Please do not kill the doggos
Hello??
Yes??
Someone say doggo??
today is my day off, i will not work, i know it's hard for me to do that, but i will try not to
it's for my own good
>>8767220
Bork. No context again. Why does this keep happening? Bork
>>8767118
>kick sandcastle
>>8767687
>Heard from somewhere else high in the keep
YOU CAN DO IT
>>8767903
>she tries to yell to make him hear her voice
>she can't and ends up with a slightly louder voice
thank you honey, i'll try my best to
>>8767962
>Hearing a faint voice
>Can't understand what they say but at least he gets who was trying to yell
YES
>>8767118
>cum on castle
>>8768068
>she smiles
i'll just relax today and i'll try my best not to do any work
hey guys
think nec chan tastes like rock candy?
>Attempt to lick Necrozma while he isn't "awake"
>>8767029
...Wassur policy on birds an' shellfish spiaggia culo?
>>8768740
"And you say I'm high on darkrai all the time."
>>8768740
Unsanitary.
>>8768898
ye but dude
necs drool tastes like chocolate syrup
so like
maybe the rest of him is sweet too
i gotta know
for science
>>8768925
ye
and
i have an open stab wound im p sure thats not sanitary either
idgaf
>>8768952
"I'm disgusted yet curious. Oh so you are high?"
>>8768952
You're out of control.
>>8769048
nah
im straight edge
shocking i know
>>8769096
you act like this is the worst thing ive stuck my tongue on
>>8769144
What IS the worst thing you've stuck your tongue on?
>>8768798
>points red dog at clancy
this is a hold up gib me the metahumor
>>8769096
Well, you're not wrong.
I kinda wanna see where this goes though.
Shit, my Salazzle, Duchess, is curious now too and she never gives a fuck about anything.
>>8769167
Don't make me come and steal your shit, I'll do it. Right down to your boots, Orrean-style.
quick
jijis gone
post nice things about him
id hug jiji if given the chance
>>8769144
>you act like this is the worst thing ive stuck my tongue on
"Oh god"
>>8769160
"OH GOD"
>>8769184
Of course you would bones
You'd also smooch, cuddles, and marry him
>>8769203
how can that be bones
if bones is me
>>8769212
But aren't you also turts? And isn't jiji everyone?
>>8769226
shit you got me
also forgot to say but
accurate
>>8769190
Uh, this might be the jelly stings talking but my gut's telling me to ask what your team is.
Wait a sec, I think the whole crew here wants to know.
OK now I gotta know, team, now.
>Scarfgrunt: get stung by jellyfish.
>>8769144
that was a joke btw
pretty sure theres a straight edge punk group who just fucking lit torches when i said that
got their fucking pitchforks and shit ready
i dont do drugs tho
>>8769180
>>8769160
>>8769190
ive stuck my tongue on tons of things my dude
weirdest one are..
heatran
klinklang
zekrom
future gladions hair
future ns hair
colresss hair twirly thing
siebold
an alolan sandslash
ect ect
>>8769190
>Watching the yelling human
>>8769239
"Just a level 13 Cyndaquil. I'm still relatively new to the whole training thing. But that besides the point. What do you mean by the whole crew wants to know?"
>>8769251
>>8769268
"I'm going to go vomit now."
>>8769399
dude youre overreacting
chill tf out
>>8769399
weak
>>8769399
You sound like a guy I used to know back in the day.
>Warper the jelly: sting Scarf Grunt again.
OW!
Anyway, I get the feeling you shouldn't be here. Ollie out.
>Travel time: last two post numbers.
>>8769167
Give me a break
>>8769399
SQUAWK
SQUAWK
>You might need a translator
>UNIT ONE: RECALL MINE AT GHOST KEEP
>UNIT ONE: NEW MISSION: COLLECT MINERAL SPECIMENS: PRIORITY: PRECIOUS METALS AND GEMS
>LAST NUMBER TRAVEL TIME
>>8769541
very fast buggo flying at incredible hihg speed
>>8769579
buggo do a zoom
so fast
very quick
>>8769579
>UNIT ONE: MACH 7 MODE: ARRIVE
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO FIND THE MINE WITHOUT ASSISTANCE
>>8769399
( You're not really, how can I put this, fitting into the RP? Your second character feels hollow at best and your current dude feels like a crossover with no Pokemon-world-based traits, rather than a faceclaim for a character concept that can stand on its own. )
I am goo, but stronger.
>Attempt to get stronger.
>>8769781
u sure about that
>>8769443
>Ruffles gets up.
>Groggy squawks
Well... I got sleep. That's good.
>Go in search of noms and maybe see what everyone else is up to.
>>8769781
Nice try
>>8769787
>>8769816
>Roll to become strongest goo.
>>8769781
Watch out for those salty cashews oh nooooo
>>8769827
goobab pls
>>8769831
>>8769855
fug
>Roll to become second strongest goo.
>>8769797
sup
no noms here
unless you want like
shitty fruit gummies and doritos
>>8769797
>SQUAWK LOUDLY
>>8769894
CAN BIRDS EAT CHOCOLATE
>>8769866
I AM THE SECOND STRONGEST GOO.
>Goobaby: Go be an antag.
>>8769866
nice.
>>8769894
Okay, thanks for the offer.
>>8769925
H-Hello!
>Ruffles: realize that Somehow You Are Not At Home Anymore, disappear back home in a puff of "my RPer fucked up" and crash into the fourth wall on arrival.
>>8769942
k
>>8769925
dude no
pretty sure ancient birbs cant digest that
were you planning on drooling on the bird if i said yes
>>8769953
>Shieldon in need of a name: happily sleeping
>Seb: probably in the workshop working on something
What is a vore? One of the doggos I had to get rid of was saying something about it.
>>8769953
BYE BIRB
>>8770007
MAYBE?
YES?
>>8770026
WHY DO YOU EAT DOGGOS
>>8770026
Hello???
Yes???
Why get rid of doggo???
>>8770026
vore me daddy
>>8769942
>Attempt to stick audio bug in the goo.
>>8770045
pffft
gj nec
>Pat him and go put on a hoodie, since the shirt is kinda goop'd
what now
slap the gym leaders till they wake up?
>>8770045
Why not?
>>8770056
Doggo makes a mess? Plus they smell, as badly as their humans.
>>8770026
What kind of doggo?
>>8770139
Doggos not smell bad!!
Doggo scent is a mix of where they've been!!!
Not our fault sand nose bad!!
If sand had good nose he could smell other beaches on doggos!
Instead sand smell whole instead of pieces!!
>>8770139
You don't happen to make humans that make sandcastles disappear right?
>>8770164
One of the rock doggos.
>>8770205
...What?
>>8770215
If they disturb the beach I do. Humans are very easy to mind control.
>>8770236
Just be careful that you just turn them away.
You know how people tend to crack down on pokemon once someone goes missing.
>>8770236
Like a puzzle!
Each place a doggo has been is a piece!!
Things with bad noses smell only the completed puzzle!!
Good noses can pick apart the pieces!!
>>8770260
Okay.
I always grind the bones up anyway.
>>8770273
...I see.
>>8769443
>>8769446
"I could only take so much."
>>8769456
"Alright. See you around."
>>8769523
"Uhh. What? Oh. Right. Sorry bird I don't have a translator. I have no idea what you are saying."
>>8769749
"I could always unmask to feel more stand alone. Try and see if grace could be around more often. Or i could just leave."
>>8770365
No.
Don't do that.
Don't do that at all.
Just direct them off the beach.
Who the hell would be so brash as to light a fire, steal firefighter gear and try and run off with a safe anyway?
>Rolling to pick up a lead.
>>8770460
(Wish there was a more exciting way to do this)
>>8770376
(Honestly? To me it feels like you only picked Tony because Jacket was already claimed by Gladi.)
(Either way, why hasn't your character taken his Cynadquil and left the Gay Ghost Keep?)
i mean
its weird but like
not vomit worthy
idk man ill be sure to tell you if nec actually tastes like rock candy
>attempt to lick the rock robot
>>8770376
fuck off turts
>>8770376
>More angery and pointing towards the inside of Cerydwyn Keep (formerly Pyrite Town)
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAWK
>>8770460
>Kanabo follows.
>Well-rested and quite relaxed.
>Maybe chatty, too.
Almost like old times.
Only one thing changes, though.
No covert reports.
>>8769167
FAK ANON
YOU'S CAUSED A PARADOX
THE TIME STREAM'S FALLIN' APART
>>8769184
He's a p. nice guy
>>8770460
>>8770511
>>8770534
>One of the firefighters handed over a lead during his confession.
>Goes to an old abandoned house out of town.
>Check it out? Y/N?
>>8770534
I promise we'll be fine. I keep a secret weapon for rough situations.
If you ever don't want to tag along I won't force you.
>>8770569
>Y.
>>8770594
I have fared through worse.
I used to fight in the League,
Then took on new cause.
I will come along. I can scout at minimum, fight if needs arise.
>>8770484
"Hey I'm a slow guy. It takes time for me to do things and get used to weird shit like licking pokemon. I'm keeping the mask by the way. Uh. Hold up."
>>8770502
"Ok. Ok. Chill out man."
>Heads toward the Keep
>>8770594
>>8770624
>Bear with me if I'm a bit shit at GMing.
>As far as you can see no one is inside.
>A few weak fire type pokemon skulk around the edges of the property.
>You can smell smoke coming from inside.
>>8770624
Thank you, your assistance is appreciated greatly.
>She laughs a bit.
Trust me, scumbags can't come close to what I've seen UBs do.
>>8770712
>Investigation: START.
>Head on inside, carefully.
>>8770712
>>8770730
Evidence burned out?
I smell more than embers here.
Time to look around.
>Kanabo: slink in.
>Try to watch your new friend's back,
>Listen for others...
>>8770634
>Grace is currently outside the keep fixing it up
>Sees tiger man
Oh?...... A...Anthony?..... is it really you?.....
>Hug tackle
.... hmmm.
>Hilbert tries to find out the OT/owner of Kartana's Beast Ball
>>8770634
dude
vanilluxe and swirlix exist
how are you not used to the idea
>>8770730
>Someone's tossing files into a burning drum.
>He hasn't heard you.
>>8770755
>Dubsfail.
>Kanabo alerts the dude.
>He bolts for the back door.
>Odds on this post and he runs straight into it.
>>8770771
>Odds.
>No info on the OT.
>You do get a vague mention of an organization which has no official presence.
>GLACIER.
>>8770766
>Dubs
>Is tackled
"That hurt... I missed you."
>hugs the weasel
"Well we need to get home. So how about it?"
>>8771053
"Well I just don't think about it much."
>>8771074
>Frog is in pursuit.
>Eyes locked on and glinting cold.
>Ice Beam - drop him, now.
>>8771074
They always run.
>Kanabo is on the scumbag.
>See about recovering the files.
>>8771105
The others..... Wil be fine without me... and I already know how to talk with them... I'll miss them... but it's time to go...
Bye everyone... and thank you...
>Warms up against Anthony
>>8771167
"I'm guessing that's be a yes? Well. Let's go."
>Walks off into the desert
>>8770766
>>8771105
>Watching, oddly in silence
>>8771167
SQUAWK
>Translated: BYE
>>8771074
>A shame
>Lets see what we can dig up on that business
>What kinda business they claim to be and where they operate from, to start with
>And have Guzzlord eat the safe, while we're it
>>8771140
>Scumbag is dropped.
>I'm assuming it was non-lethal so you can milk him for extra info.
>>8771166
>Dubs.
>The scumbag dropped most of the files before he left.
>You even manage to recover some of the important ones from the fire.
>>8771238
>Munch munch.
>GLACIER as they like to stylize it, is a company that deals in building renovation and personal protection.
>Few other businesses they're in are restaurants, movie theaters, TV shows, laundromats ans storage.
>>8771331
>Let's look through these while we're at it, hm?
>Find the nearest table and look through.
>>8771331
.... hmm.
>Munch some pizza while you continue info digging
>Lets see if they own any buildings in Castelia
>>8771331
>Non-lethal, agreed.
>If he shoots to kill, he'll say.
>He hopes "if", not "when".
>Grab and pin and hold.
>He's not going anywhere
>Wait for Anabel.
>>8771358
This one runs no more.
He will warm up given time.
Too cool to talk now.
>>8771358
>The writing is very messy.
>Cult of Flame is what they seem to call themselves.
>They seem to have a real fucking thing against GLACIER.
>It isn't outright said but it seems like GLACIER turned a protection deal upside down and used it as an opportunity to kill off one of their higherups.
>>8771426
>Plenty!
>Including that restaurant that was burnt down recently.
>Mostly things like storage facilities, restaurants and a few laundromats.
>Nothing too suspicious. They do have a fair amount of claims in Hoenn and Johto as well.
>>8771450
>Scumbag is too scared to move.
>He whines and says a quiet prayer.
>>8771450
Thank you, you're a fantastic partner.
>>8771568
>Jot down notes.
>Crouch down next to the guy.
Hello, my name is Anabel.
Do you want to do this the easy way or should I get Salamence out?
>>8771568
>Maybe check out those storage places later
>For now lets dig up info on their Johto facilities
>Particularly the ones in that grandpa's town
>>8771607
>Kanabo nods twice.
>Keeping watch for anyone,
>Who might party-crash.
>>8771607
>The dude cracks.
"What do you want to know? I-I'm sorry I just got into this b-because my brother w-was. Please don't hurt me."
>>8771617
>Mahogany Town!
>A fairly small town but they own the souvenir shop there.
>Do you get the importance of this?
>I'll give you a hint, Team Rocket.
>>8771754
Thank you.
>>8771776
Listen, if you talk to me we can get you and your brother out of this.
Who is the leader of your cult? Who is GLACIER?
>>8771776
... well, shit.
>Lets see if we can dig up any info on how gramps is related to that shop
>>8771813
>He relaxes a bit.
"Uh, I'm fairly new to it. You can't meet the leader unless you prove yourself. I was h-hoping I could prove myself with this. Glacier? They're, uh, some organization that the leader h-hired a guy from to protect one of the admins. They, uh, used it as an opportunity to kill him."
"Anything else...?"
>>8771873
>Gramps wants the shop, GLACIER doesn't want him to have it.
>Whack him and the shop is theirs without any complications.
>Ez.
>>8771939
Hm.
What's your cult's ideology? Motive? God?
The admins too, do you know them?
If you're truthful I can arrange to... Put in a good word for you.
>>8771939
>Right.
>That's enough snooping for now, because the role player is about to be really busy
>>8772134
skitts is that cropped porn
>>8772073
"The... Leader wants to see pokemon on the same level as humans. A-and he wants to destroy, uh, y-y'know... Bad stuff? Like, people like Hugo and stuff. They said they have a secret weapon that can deliver c-cleansing flame but only the admins have seen it..."
>The guy shakes.
"I haven't met any of them. C-can I go now?"
>>8772134
>No problem.
>Skitts is that cropped porn?
>>8772190
>>8772209
>What porn, I don't see any cropped porn
>obviously this is just glorious original content.
>>8772209
Very interesting... Cleansing flame. Very specific use with those words.
Sorry, I'm going to have to cuff you.
>Cuff the dude.
>>8772530
We'll get your brother out of this.
>Call in someone to come take the guy in.
This is Chief of UB task force, Anabel, we're going to need a pickup for someone involved with a cult.
>Hoist him outside.
>>8772690
>He groans and protests a bit but otherwise he's quiet for now.
>Gotta head out for a bit, anyone wanna play a cop?
I'm just gonna do the first gym without Dia! Empoleon, carry him!
>Last two numbers are how long it takes to get to Syllage
>Third to last number is how many levels his team gains along the way
>>8773031
pff
>>8772835
(Don't worry about it.)
Seriously? No backup? Castelia is a hell of a place these days.
>Hoist perp up and head off to the nearest station yourself.
>Rolling for travel time with last number.
>>8773047
>Zero levels
>Pearl is become the goobabby
>>8773102
FUCK U WATCH THIS
>ROLL TO BECOME BEST GOO
>>8773118
best goo.
>>8773138
Toldja!
>Roll to flex.
>>8773155
>Pain.
Ow.
I'm just gonna.
>Roll to escape
>>8773118
FIVE MILLION P FINE FOR FOUL LANGUAGE. Watch this!
>Roll to be the actual best goo
>>8773174
Fined for not actually being a goo.
Five billion P.
>>8773185
Oh yeah? That just proves that goos suck, if even a human is a better goo than an actual goo!
Five trillion P for liking goo!
>>8773171
Ha! You failed to escape! Another five million P for trying to evade your fine, you have five seconds to pay up!
>>8773231
Wait what stops me from...
>Roll to mind control Pearl.
>>8773231
Your logic is shit and so is your hair.
Five quadrillion P for having horrid fashion sense.
>>8773263
Fined five quintillion for thinking I give a shit about fashion at all! My hair hasnt been combed in... a while!
>>8773253
>Pearl is pretty susceptible to Psychic manipulation, but you still have to be on the same continent, at the very least
Another five million for taking too long to pay off your fine! 10 seconds to pay up!
>>8773386
No!
>No more memes, Goo is serious now.
>Mind control the nerd.
>>8773461
>Or you know dice hates me.
>Roll to die.
>>8773461
>>8773470
Hey, what-
>Ehhh assuming you're at least in Kalos I'll give it to you
>Like I said, he's easy to control
>Closet nerd: be mind controlled
>>8773556
>Make him mack on Dia or something.
>>8773811
>Dubsfail
>Instructions not clear enough, hand got stuck down the unconscious guy's pants
>Roll to give Regigias Huge Power instead of Slow Start.
>>8773943
Not even isopod can make regigigigigigigas not shit.
>>8773943
>>8773962
>Roll to replace Slow Start with Adaptability.
>>8773943
-.-- --- ..- / - .-. .. . -.. .-.-.-
>>8773962
.-. ..- -.. . .-.-
>>8774038
-.-. --- -.. .. -. --. / ..- .--. -.. .- - . -.. ---... / ... - .- .-. - / ..- .--. / - .. -- . ---... / ... .. --. -. .. ..-. .. -.-. .- -. - .-.. -.-- / .-. . -.. ..- -.-. . -.. .-.-.- / ... .- -- . / - -.-- .--. . / -.-. --- -- .--. .- -... .. .-.. .. - -.-- ---... / .. -. -.-. .-. . .- ... . -.. .-.-.- / .- -. -.-- / --- - .... . .-. / -.-. .... .- -. --. . ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .-.. .. -.- . / - --- / -- .- -.- . ..--..
Give Regigigas a hug instead!
>>8774096
Nope. We can see about a few more upgrades later, I need to do some homework.
>Time to study some old robots.
>>8774160
>Regigigas - attempt to take a drink
>>8774160
>>8774193
BEEP.
>>8774237
>Boop
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO FIND GEMSTONES WITHIN THE MINE
>>8774287
>Unit Plush: Bite hand.
>>8774237
. ..--.. / . / .-- .... .- - ..--..
>>8774287
- ..--.. / - / .-- .... .- - ..--..
>>8774299
>Dubs fails
>You missed and bit bones instead
>>8774339
beep beep beep beep, beep, beep boop beep beep, boop boop boop.
>>8774339
.. / .- --
-.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. --- -. --. / .-.. --- ... - / ... --- -.
>>8774378
>Nom husband.
>>8774406
>Wak squeakâ„¢
H-honey?
>Bones is taller than jiji and can easily be the dominant one
>Jiji wants to be dominated by tall husband
>Jiji is also a shortstack
>Bones only wants to have a loving relationship
>he's more likely to snuggle and kiss then fug
>Jiji is the more sexually aggressive one
>Is the more dominant one ic and ooc chats
>Pushes things more in a very sexy way
Hmm
>>8774380
-.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .--. . .-. .... .- .--. ... / -- . .- -. / .-..-. .... . .-.. .-.. --- .-..-. ..--..
>>8774406
.. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / ... --.- ..- .. -. - / -.. .. ... .- .--. .--. .-. --- ...- .. -. --. .-.. -.-- / .. ..-. / .. / .... .- -.. / . -.-- . .-.. .. -.. ... .-.-.-
>>8774460
Hello.
How ya been.
>>8774530
..-. ..- -.-. -.-
>>8774498
bones wants to be dommed by jiji though.
>>8774498
Amazing anon, are you going to analyze every single relationship or are you done now?
>>8774530
boop beep boop boop, beep, beep beep beep.
>>8774568
No :^)
>licks anons toes
>>8774635
you're not my real dad
>>8774635
Nah.
>Licks
>>8774607
>Kick anon in the face
(Really, don't.)
>>8774635
(I'm the second anon, and I was being sarcastic. I have no intention of ERP'ing with this guy.)
>>8774289
>NO GEMSTONES IN THIS SECTION
>CHECK THE NEXT ONE
>PRECIOUS STONES ALSO ACCEPTABLE
>>8774671
>>8774562
..Hello.
Pretty good, for the most part.
Haven't made a whole lot of progress on the hoverbone, but I'm certain I'll make a breakthrough soon.
How's my favorite plush doing?
>Smooch the stitch cheek
>>8774885
(WELL JUST FUCK ME UP THE ASS WITH AN IRON BAR WHY DONT YOU)
(DRINK)
>>8774740
I'm as great as alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays~
>Rub the scaletum.
Hmmmmmmm!
>>8774885
>>8774885
You wanna be friends?
>>8774909
Nah
>Doesn't drink
>>8773072
>( Kanabo's player: / Sorry for the AFK. / I'm good now, I swear. )
>>8774705
>STILL NO GEMSTONES
>UNIT ONE: PATIENCE: GONE
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST A WALL DOWN
>SEARCH THE NEWLY OPENED SECTION FOR PRECIOUS STONES AND GEMSTONES
>>8774941
That's good, hun.
>Scaletail: get waggin.
Is there anything you want to do today?
>>8774941
.-- .... .- - / .. ... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- - .. ...- . ..--..
Hello, /par/?
That is the usual greeting here, yes?
I'm not quite, er... adjusted to such places as these, I am sure you can guess as to why...
That aside, how is everyone?
>>8775007
(You're fine. Don't worry about forcing yourself to do RP if you have shit to do.)
>Way more than two posts since that post so I'll assume the guy is getting questioned unless GM dude says otherwise.
>Read through the files again and take notes.
Secret weapon that can deliver cleansing flames.
Interesting. Reshiram? Ho-Oh? Oh. Fuck.
>>8775129
Uhhh... Hmm...
Guard towers?
>>8775150
...Hugs? Maybe you can come hang out and help us with stuff?
>>8775187
bored af
waiting for either the gym leaders or my friend to wake up
your greeting is fine dude dont worry
>>8775199
What has you on edge?
Is it not a Pokemon?
Or a Legend, balled?
>>8774160
Yay!
>>8775226
We already have towers, they're part of the walls.
..Unless you mean improving them? Or.. the outposts?
>Poke the plush tum
When I get my hoverbone working maybe we can go tear up the snagem base.
>>8775265
Ahh.
I've been away from the modern world. The League is a potent force from what I understand. Perhaps a friend and I might visit a League facility soon.
The Gym Leaders being asleep seems odd to me, though...
>>8775315
Either Reshiram or Ho-Oh.
Or... This doesn't leave between us, okay?
>She grabs a thick folder from her bag.
>It has large text saying UB-04 on the side.
Blaster. Steel and Flying. Known for it's use of fire attacks. Fits the use of cleansing flames if you ask me.
What do you do with a drunken poacher? Early in the morning?
g
o
o
>>8775451
(I just don't like having my feet touched at all. It's uncomfortable due to a fair number of cuts and wounds that I don't take very good care of.)
>>8775067
>UNIT ONE: COMB THIS FUCKING DIRT PILE FOR GEMSTONES
>>8775416
it is
i guess its normal for these two tho
gotta wait for the stars to align or some shit
>>8775480
kill
really tho id say call the police and let them deal with it
>>8775455
The last one fits best.
Easiest to keep concealed.
Oh - my lips are sealed.
>>8775404
Oops I meant the outposts.
>Plush: Be dum.
Oooh, that'd be fun!!
>>8775566
>licks feet anyway
Your discomfort is my pleasure
>>8775226
--- -.- .- -.-- .-.-.- / ... . -. -.. / -- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.-. --- --- .-. -.. .. -. .- - . ... .-.-.-
>>8775332
>pick up the buneary
>poke the fluffy ears
>>8775670
Thank you, Kanabo. If you want a break feel free to take one, I'm going to look into this cult.
>Sigh and really hope you're dealing with some freaks with a bunch of Heatrans or something.
>Get on the research.
>>8775791
>pet large dad
>>8775775
(It'd be less discomfort and more of actual pain but whatever, enjoy your last you.)
>>8775566
>Dubs
>Unit One found some quality chunks of Chrysoprase and Green Fluorite
>Search for some more gemstones
>>8775819
>Kanabo: relax.
>Try to forget your concerns...
>Got to roll for that.
>>8775680
Yeah, we can get started on the first one.
>Map: be retrieved from the waksack of wonders and shown to the stitch
How do you feel about..
>Point at the purple spot
Here? Or is that too close?
And yeah it'll be really fun making a fort out of that place.
(Just wanted to say that I really enjoy lurking PAR.)
(Bless you Bones, John, The Chazz, Hilbert, and many more.)
(Haven't seen the chazz in a while though.)
>>8776085
(the chazz has been going through some rough times)
>>8775791
>Send.
Beep.
>>8776063
Hm, that's pretty good! Up against the rocks and in the shade maybe?
>>8776085
(I'm glad to hear you're having fun watching, dude. )
>>8775846
>pet small flesh creature
>>8775854
>poke poke
>pet the bunny
>>8776133
>Regigigigigigas - stop stalking Diamond and Pearl, begin walking to Orre instead
>>8776287
>sits on the golem
>>8776133
Yeah, something like that. Decent shade for a good portion of the day, can build into the rock face for more.. stuff, it's a good area for the first outward expansion.
>>8776085
(thumbsup.png)
thanks for the (You)s
>>8776372
>Pat squeakywak.
OK!!! Let's go then!
This'll be awesooooooome.
>>8776486
>>8776372
>Shelldon walks by
>>8776486
Alright, lets load up the skiff with building materials and whatnot, grab some tools, maybe some mining charges... aaand then we can get right to it.
(Oh btw guy GMing the Fire and Ice plot as I'll call it here. Stuff isn't JUST going to happen in Unova/Johto. I plan for at least one thing to happen at least in every region.)
(Anyway, plot gonna happen soon.)
>>8776397
>(you)
>Mind control finally wears off of Pearl, who comes to with his hand shoved down Diamond's pants
... why is..?
>Attempt to remove hand from the pants and hope he doesn't wake up before then
>>8776513
Hey Shelldon!
>>8776611
Awesome!!
>Plushbando: Get to grabbin the stuff.
>>8776667
Hey.
Need help with anything...?
>Float around Colress's lab.
>Loud whistling.
>Plant an audio bug.
>>8776667
If you run out of space, uh, hitch a sled up to the back of the skiff.
I'm gonna go grab the tools and junk.
>Bonehead: go do exactly that.
>>8776707
Uhh... Wanna... Help me put stuff on board?
>Hand Shelldon some of the less smashable stuff.
>>8776778
Okay, hun!
>>8775883
>Odds
>Small pieces of fuchsite, just barely workable
>Rolling to find the rest of what he needs