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>>8741474
guns
>>8741474
Horrific weather. Bones. C'mere. I got more sky ice for you.
>>8741466
>Nerd Rage.
>Yeah, he's down, that was his nose. Was.
>Vullaby gives up - he's doomed anyway, and his Trainer just got cold-clocked.
>>8741478
I am doing well then? Tell me if I am hurting you or I am doing it wrong.
>Continue to sharpen.
>>8741506
FUG THE BLADE
>>8741506
SORD SEX
>>8741490
...
Weren't there two other officers?
>>8741474
Tragedy, hubris and death.
>>8741466
>John finds the keys to downed dirty cop-guy's handcuffs, and frees himself.
Nice punch, Seb.
Let's to what we came to do.
>>8741538
Looks like they ran before we got here.
We've got names and badge numbers from their boss, though, so we can track them down.
>John goes upstairs...
(i might just drop out of this thread because i feel like a fuckup.)
>>8741506
>sweats internally
Hng-no that's just fine. Thou art well enough resolve'd
>>8741488
Yesss.
Gimme.
>>8741572
>Put traffic light hand in the middle of the blade.
>Yknow, the not sharp part.
>Whetstone: Apply to the tip.
Thank you. I do not consider myself well experienced in this...
>>8741490
>Towards the crooked cop
Next time is the rest of your dumb skull.
>Towards everyone else
All you alright?
>>8741538
They must be on the run already, and Thorpe must be somewhere here.
>>8741308
>Dex: 1 missed message
>It's Desmond
>Reply back
>"We've got two crooked cops on the run and we could use a hand"
>Send details of said officers
my momma
>>8741561
(Naw, don't drop out. You're not nearly as much of a fuckup as some of the other people in this thread. Case in point: me)
>>8741606
>Zeta nods.
Yeah, I'm fine. Everyone else?
>Zeta follows John upstairs.
>>8741606
>"Gotcha, as long as none of them are Looker I'll be on the case."
>Orrefag: Be on the case, find the scumbags.
>>8741558
>>8741606
>>8741640
>There's Thorpe, or what's left on him, strapped to a chair upstairs.
>Looks like they worked him over with everything they had on hand and then some.
>It's ugly to say the least, and hard to imagine how a man in his sixties lasted as long as he did - it looks like he only gave up the ghost a few hours ago.
>>8741582
(Take the sky ice. Take it. Take it and go. Fuck this 50F one day 84F the next shit man.)
>>8741598
>metallic sound
>again not the move. Lewd gasping metallic sounds this time
Strrrrrongly disagree
>>8741660
Oh! Thank you very much.
>Finish up with a few long draws across the edge.
I think I am all done? How does it feel?
>>8741640
(As much as the others hate you and as much as you disregard most things on a very hypocritical level. I don't hate you.)
>Finish restraining the dirtbag cop
>>8741640
>>8741558
>Follow John and Zeta up
>>8741655
By the gods...
>>8741652
>throw bruck at
>>8741688
>roll to not Unf~ and generally sound disturbingly lecherous
Good. So much better. Thank ye.
>>8741655
Fuck...
Tom, I'm sorry...
>John tries not to cry or vomit.
>>8741712
Call it in, we've found him, one suspect downed and two more on the run.
>Sirens sound in the distance.
>>8741707
(...Thank you.)
>>8741655
>Zeta deflates a bit as he sees the mangled corpse of what was once an old man that he respected and admired.
>He... doesn't really know how to react other than silence.
>>8741740
It is no problem. Do you need anything else done or is that it?
>>8741768
Nnnothing save a acid rub of mild presence and a coating of varnish. I could likely handle such things mine self without needing to heap burden upon your kindness further.
>>8741474
A lot of worrying things...
>>8741747
>Is visibly tearing up
No need to contain it, we all lost a great man today.
>Walk back down, check on the tied up pig
>Also because he can't tolerate that sight upstairs anymore
>>8741712
>>8741747
>>8741756
>Yveltal silently lands on the roof of the building
>And waits for someone
>>8741825
As you wish.
>Hand him a cloth and some polish.
This should work.
>>8741836
(Oh hey you came back. Nice to see you didn't get driven off.)
>>8741856
(nope)
>>8741841
>heavy metallic breathing
>what the hell does that even sound like
>like I mean maybe an old air conditioner or som-
Thank ye. A lot.
>>8741756
>>8741747
>>8741712
>The police force shows.
>Even knowing what they're going to find doesn't make it any easier.
>They take the evidence pictured, then pull Thorpe's down from the chair.
>>8741833
>This one's not the ringleader. He's panicking and shaking as the other officers drag their traitorous comrade off.
>The lead cop pulls Seb and John aside.
T-thank you...
You can head home now, chaps. We'll take it from here.
>>8741715
Quit that.
>Keep looking for the scumbags.
>>8741871
(i did a Ray pls kill me)
>>8741871
>>8741901
>Loud sord breathing.
...Are you sick?
>>8741836
I'm... I'm not in pain.
I guess the bastards killed me, then...
>>8741890
fork over the muns
>>8741907
Nay! Fear not! Simply a minor moment of physical indemnity brought about by... valor. Yes. So much valor I got excited and had to catch mine breath. Oooh boy, lots of valor.
>>8741879
>>8741833
>>8741756
>>8741747
G-5 here
Looks like they got him before we could of.
>[Wha̓̾́t̡̉̉ͭͧ̌ ̋ͪd̈ͪ̓̓o̓͐́ ͛̏̒ͣẏo͆͠u̔̔ͮ̋̓ m̴͛e͜ả̵͌ͬͤ̓̽̏n͋̐̒͛͛?̷̏]
I mean we we're slow and all that prep time was for nothing.
>[R͓̘͓̠̬ḙ̭͍̹̭t͎̝̳̦̝̗̞ụr̺͈n̳̯͓̰ ̘͔a͙͖̗͙͈n̠͉̙d͓ ̪͕̳̝re̲g͚̹̦̼̲̥̘r̘̫̰͓o͉̱̳͚̹u̞p̮ ͚̝ṯ̦̻̟̲̳͎h̞̠͚̮e͚̗͍̱̪̖̯n͓̰]
Roger that. Moving out.
>>8741931
If you say so.
>Hug sord.
Feel free to make yourself comfortable. I am going to finish a bit of work.
>Go to do science.
>By that I mean ask google if swords can get sick.
>>8741879
I'm not going to be able to rest until the other two are found.
>>8741836
>Shudder
Did it just get colder here, by the way?
>>8741927
>Wave gun at mugger.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>8741965
ah fookin ell
>britbong mugger gtfos before he can get shot
>>8741912
I'm afraid so.
You lived a good life, and accomplished much.
Your friends will not forget you.
...
We can stay here for a moment, but you must get going soon.
>>8741975
Kay.
>Orrefag: Get back to looking for the scumbag cops.
>>8741879
>Zeta nods.
>>8741960
...The physical temperature of the room has not changed.
...But... something does feel a little off... I can't put my flipper on it.
>>8741951
>hands over a pickle
don't be tricky now
>>8741953
Verily!
>cloth had: become pad hand
And same to you, fair sorcerer!
>consult grimouirs to see if witches are known for sord repair skills.
>>8741980
It was a pretty good run, I suppose.
Better than a lot of people I've met, at least. Then again, for a cop that's a low bar.
>glance around.
Alright. I've got one more question, and I'm ready.
Why pick me up personally? I'm not that important, really. Just a cop who got in over his head near the end.
>>8742048
You played a large role in Unova, and stopping the abhorrent situation there. Many souls were saved by your actions.
You deserve thanks for that, by both myself, and others.
>Bows head, in respect
...
>A portal opens up in front of Thorpe
I see a new face will be joining us.
>>8742137
I didn't do it alone. A lot of good folks went where I'm heading before me for the same cause.
Thank you.
>And with that, he steps through.
>>8742146
Yep. Looks like I am.
>>8742202
Come, let's be off. I will take you somewhere fitting for a good one as yourself.
>Take the human away.
>Feel free to sleep, I will not drag this longer.
>Back at the radio station
This is Catalyst Radio, we interrupt this transmission to sadly break the news that Thomas Thorpe, former Chief of Castelia's Police Department has been found dead. Tortured by the scumbag lackeys of Hugo Gunderson.
Today we lost a great man, a fighter for justice and a real Unovan hero.
Thomas Thorpe, you will be missed.
>>8742314
>PLAY: ILL_TIMED_QUACK.WAV
-I am helping.-
_QUACK._
>>8742333
>It was an amazingly timed quack I suppose.
_QUACK._
>RETURN TO SITE A.
>>8742333
>Pory stare
...Really?
>>8742349
-I am gathering data for my superior Dr. [EXPUNGED].-
-What is your purpose?-
>>8742366
My purpose currently is feeding your hardware to a woodchipper for that prank and drink myself to sleep, in no particular order.
>Is already pretty drunk on whiskey
>>8742366
This Porygon-Z unit is under the ownership and employ of Sebastian B., and at the moment you are trespassing. This is not the time, nor place, for uninvited guests to be "collecting data" for anyone, much less anonymous individuals.
Please, leave.
>>8742413
>>8742422
-As you wish. Goodnight.-
>Mu: Cyberspace Warp.
>>8742436
>mu
o shit
>>8742436
>Mu: Question freedom.
>Log this as a glitch and send gathered information to Dr. [EXPUNGED].
>Add to log: Possible glitch in Artificial Intelligence - Questioning Superiors - Rewrite memory?
>Mu: Activate sleep mode.
Ohahi page 9
>Seaweed status: Still hiding in closet
>Have been in here for almost a week, barring a few moments respite for daily gunfish mauling
>Had weird dream involving a whetstone
Um, hello? I don't know if this is the best place to ask, but there's a stain on my Banette and I don't know if I should use a normal body wash, or maybe just warm water? Maybe some kind of carpet cleaner?
>>8744615
Ask your Banette what he would prefer. If you offer an alternative body he may be willing to temporarily vacate long enough for his normal one to be washed.
>>8744091
my closet
i peench
>peench
>>8745110
I am not that kind of algae.
>>8745292
you mishear
i peench
>peench
>nirie wakes up
>remember what he and gask did yesterday
well, yesterday sure was something, now
let's see what's to do now
>>8745292
hey al, is that crustle still bothering you?
>>8745326
But why?
>>8745340
It is behaving in a manner which I find to be either disturbingly amorous or ineffectively aggressive, but undesirable regardless.
>>8745358
why?
dont know why
just know peench
>peench
if hurt too much say
i sneep
>>8745358
maybe he just likes you
>>8745390
>Cabbage Dragon: Get leaves pruned
...I have no idea how to respond to any of this.
>>8745407
>sexualizing the lettuce
>shiggy
...Yes. Assault and dismemberment is a common sign of affection. How foolish of me. Pardon me, I must profess my love through a rendition of Mon Cœur S'ouvre à ta Voix an a small act of genocide.
>>8745427
>stick lettuce leaves on the top of your dirt
am a grass
no more peench
i poke
>poke
yo
freshly showered champ here
what gym comes after fortree
>outback sleeping
Time to see how much money I earned this week!
>Sun begins counting money - the post number is how much P he earned
>>8745476
...Better.
>>8746421
What's this now? "Drama Queen"? How absurd. There's nothing dramatic about me.
>Phantom Overture playing in the distance
>>8745949
"Treefort?"
>>8746326
"That's a lot of cash there."
hey PAR what do you do when there are a string of murders connected to your bros and you had no clue it was happening
>>8746664
You gotta get a grip.
>>8741474
Crazy shit.
I'm putting some plans on the back burner, partly for practical reasons and partly because the locals don't need my shit on top of the current fuckstorm.
>>8746490
ohshitithinkthat'soneofMarshall'soldenforcers
fuckfuckfuck
>Sneeky Scarfgrunt: begin the plotting.
Do unto others and run, man, before they do unto you...
>>8746664
Either bug out or drop a dime.
>>8746664
one way ticket out of murdertown.
>>8746490
thank
>>8746664
gtfo of there dude
like
youre innocent because you didnt know but you gotta fuckin
tell the popo if you plan on staying
>>8746490
Yeah! I work a lot! I get a portion of the money for each pizza delivered, and I can deliver thirty in an hour!
>clover wakes up
>she decides not to work today, and just rest up since both max and grace were worried because of her
today i'll just stay put, and be calm
the keep is pretty clean now, there is still some rooms that are cluttered but those can wait
-clover
So question I've been wondering for a while.
Can poison types harm grass types just though contact?
I know I've been told no before, but I want "professionals" to confirm it.
>>8747123
No. Most poison types excrete poison as a defensive mechanism, so presuming that the poison type feels comfortable around you there shouldn't be a problem.
>Gather lettuce and put it on shroom.
Hhhhello it is me.
N.
>>8747298
Seems legit.
>>8747298
S
H
R
O
O
M
>Roll to summon Joshua and/or jinglebird back.
>>8747298
Well then, N, remember to restock the popcorn and other snacks later today.
>>8747397
(You messed it up anon, you gotta make a summoning ring and shit. )
>Create a pentacle out of pillow feathers
>Place some bells and a copy of TWEWY in the center
>I'm sorry anon I can't get any memoer with those one, there's not as much memeterial as with Gladi
>Roll to summon Joshua and/or jinglebird
>>8747316
>>8747334
Yes, yes.
>>8747483
Okay.
>Go find some snacks.
>>8747483
>also you need buttons
>headphones, preferrably purple ones
>a kitty doll
>a gun
>a megaphone
>and play this at max volume
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0569Wt-cZ0
>>8747397
>Centauri squints at anon.
>Psychically project the sound of jingling.
>>8747027
well, i don't know what to do
i hardly had time to just stay just relax
i don't know what to do
>>8747678
>Beeping that could be interpreted as jingling.
>Proxima joins in.
>Together, the rocks attempt to project the psychic jingling worldwide.
>Each person and Pokemon hears a different jingle in their mind, depending on their personality.
>If odds it's very faint and hard to make out, if evens it's a clear sound seeming to come from everywhere.
>>8747870
WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>8747899
>Solsquint.
>Followed by Calm Mind on Klefki.
>...Nothing...in...particular...
>...Would...you...like...us...to...stop..?
>>8747960
>Success.
Yes please. I hate the sound of fucking jingling.
>>8747991
>Jugdemental stare
>>8747991
>Our apologies, we were unaware.
>The psychic jingling continues for everyone except for the Klefki.
>>8748030
I'LL SHOVE MY KEYS SO FAR UP YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN ROUND.
>>8748043
Thank you.
>>8747991
>Jingles an entire sleigh bell belt at aggressively
>>8748056
Your keys are tiny, I honestly doubt that will happen, mon Cher.
>>8748043
>Non stop sound that can't be blocked out?
>N's anxiety: through the roof
Please.
>woken up by jingling
what
>>8748064
Fuck you.
>>8748080
I'll turn your goddamn anal cavity into a sashimi. I'll go make a fucking dildo out of pure steel just to show you how good I goddamn am.
>>8748150
How do the Unovans say it....? Press X for doubt?
>>8748043
>jingle jingle
Lucky?
Wait, he is sleeping right now
What is going one
>tyrunt starts to get annoyed by the sound too
Oh great...
>>8748098
>The psychic jingling stops for N too.
>...Sorry...
>>8748139
>We can make it stop if it's bothering you, sorry for waking you.
>>8748043
why
i stg dude im gonna come and beat your asses
>>8748198
I'LL COME OVER THERE AND TEAR A GODDAMN HOLE IN YOU.
WHERE ARE YOU?
>NECROZMA: FLIP THE FUCK OUT AT INVASIVE NOISE IN HEAD
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
>>8748255
>dubsfail
>oh fuck
>NECROZMA IS FREAKING OUT A LOT
>HE HITS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD MULTIPLE TIMES
>>8748270
>>8748270
dude stop
>Screw personal safety, grab an arm
>>8748202
>>8748229
>>8748255
>>8748270
>Worried squinting.
>...This...is...not...good...
>The psychic jingling stops.
>>8748234
Oooo, the boo boo keys are mad. I am at the E4 building in Kalos, challenge if you wish. I'll be waiting, mon Cher~
>>8748315
>NO MORE JINGLING
>>8748310
>HUG DAVE
idontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeitidontlikeit
>>8748344
>Rub his back
youll be okay dude
i think the space rocks got the message
>>8748421
sorry
SORRY
LETS GO TO
...
WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT?
>>8748315
Oh good it stopped
I think he's calming down now
>pet the tyrunt
>>8748560
uhhhhh
discount jacket said treefort
.... wait fuck
we were just there
god damnit discount jacket you worthless fuck
uhhh
next gym is
>Roll to figure this shit out with the assistance of a map
I heard a really loud noise, niw my head hurts
I'll go drink some water
>>8748620
WAIT I KNOW THESE GUYS
MOSSDEEP
THEY ONLY HAVE LIKE TWO POKEMON
>>8748670
wait seriously
how the fuck are they even gym leaders
alright man
lets go wreck some nerds
>>8748715
WHY DONT WE JUST
>GRAB DAVE
>PUT DAVE ON HEAD
>PCHOO TO MOSSDEEP
>>8748760
pchoooooooo
lead the way nec chan
>Fiddle with the head spikes
wheres this gym and their nerd leaders
two mon sweep gon habben
>>8748874
HERE I THINK
>PUSH DOOR OPEN
HELLO WE ARE HERE TO KICK SOME ASS
>>8748760
>>8748874
>>8748976
Good luck on your battle.
>>8749007
thank
ill make you proud man
>>8748976
ok so
quick question first
on a scale of eating after brushing your teeth to sticking my dick in a blender
how bad of an idea would it be to sit on your head while battling
>>8749007
YOU SHOULD COME AND WE TEAM UP
PLEAAAAAAAAAASE
>>8749177
UH
PROBABLY A BAD IDEA
JUST HOLD ON I GUESS
>>8749177
I assure you that you do not have to work to impress me.
>>8749209
I would rather not hurt your mate or the gym leaders.
...I really need to figure out a way to get rid of this so I can be around humans.
>>8749237
Have somebody make you a full body suit since the one on humans seems to protect them.
>>8748139
Why is there jingling?
>>8749330
I don't know and I don't like it.
>>8749374
k missed the post
>>8749209
aight
no more head sitting for now
>Hop on down
you and klinks vs the two rocks
how bout it
>>8749237
ahahah thanks dude
youre cool too
maybe like
ask xerneas for some help
diseases and shit are his thing so maybe like
maybe virus is close enough he can help out
>>8749288
...But what if I need to change forms?
>>8749413
I will see if I can. Thank you, Dave.
I see a business opportunity opening.
>See about getting some hazmat suits.
>she's doing the dishes on the keep
>she said she would not work today but she is doing anyway
>>8749568
>Watching over the Keep
For sale: REAL camera from the Lucifer!!! With, uh, what's on here anyway?
>Rolling for footage.
>>8749655
oh
oh god
what the fuck
oh my fucking god
>>8749655
What the hell are you doing with MY cameras?
>>8749683
What was it?
>>8749616
Every everything on the kitchen is clean
Well, it's all done in the kitchen
Wait, i should have been resting today
Well, it over now
I'll try not to do any more work today
>>8749690
h
how much do i have to pay to get you to tak it back
>>8749720
there was a zangoose
and
i need a drink
>>8749747
(Forgot pic, drink)
>>8749761
>touch antennae
>>8749747
>Keep watching over the Keep
>But mostly just watching your lover
>>8749773
SQUAAAAAAGETOUT
>roll to rev up those nukes
>>8749773
h-hey stop that...
>>8749816
Thanks honey.
>she hugs max
>>8749753
Just the delivery fees, will pay for the recovery of any other cameras from there. Just don't touch any of the footage in it.
...how do you even remember the Lucifer?
>>8749850
I don't know. But.
I found like three of them in Sinnoh. I'll like, deliver them there.
>Message Sun that UB portals are okay.
>UB portal into Radio Station.
Hey.
>Head up to ten carat hill.
>Put jelly Malasada in the open.
>Stick sign next to it that says "Free to Ultra Beasts!"
>Hide in grass.
>>8750005
that picture triggers my autism for some reason
>>8749955
>There's still some alcohol stink from last night's binge
Hello.
Three out of I lost count how many is good enough, I'll give you 3000P for the lot. What do you say?
>>8750156
>Hold up cameras.
3000P and a bottle of booze and you got a deal.
>>8750005
>"Free"
>Fuck yes
>Perform jelly canabilism and eat those jelly malasadas
>>8749753
Uh... that sounds pretty weird!
>>8749955
Oh sure, now they're okay!
>>8750226
Woah!! It worked!!
>Hop out of grass.
Hey!!
>>8749846
>The anon got away
>Doesn't matter
>Got hugs
SQUAWK
>>8750316
>touch birb
>>8750215
Let me check if there's anything left first.
>Roll for quality of alcohol
>>8750322
Leave the bird alone.
>>8750335
Nothing good?
>>8750272
>Oh shit, it's the popo
>Flail tentacles and attempt to escape
>No UB portals for this, just actual running
>>8750316
>still hugging max
>kiss beak
>>8750322
Hey, don't touch him like that
>>8750379
Uhhh... Hm...
>Offer another malasada.
>>8750375
Just a single bottle of cheap bourbon. Eh, might still be good with coffee.
>Idea
>Get Camera Coin #5
>Get back to Zach
Here's the cash, the booze and an additional lucky coin. You should keep it safe and in display.
>>8750428
>Yoink the stuff.
>Pocket coin.
>Hand him the cameras.
There you are.
>UB portal out.
>>8750322
>Birb: touched
>Very angery birb turning head at very high speed
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>About to Beak Blast an ass
>>8750399
>Have to choose now between hugs or Beak Blasting an anon
>>8750465
>she lets max go
go all out max
>>8750414
>accept the malasada
>dissolve that shit with your tentacle for the wicked jelly canabilism
>sit there and wait for more free food
Does anyone know this guy's name? He just stole one of my pokemon.
>>8750539
bork
>>8750523
Uh I think this is the last one I have!
>Hand the jelly the last jelly.
>>8750571
>Take the jellysada
>Give him an expectant, soul piercing jelly stare
>>8750625
Uhhh... I don't have any more!!
-Hau
>>8750521
>Anon got out
>Go back to hugs
HE BETTER NOT RETURN
>>8750450
Uh, bye.
>Immediately copy any and all footage in the cameras
>Put cameras and copies in safe deep down in the "basement"
>>8750739
I bet you scared him, honey
>hug the angery birb
You are so brave max
>>8750811
>pet
>>8750736
...
>Upset jelly sounds
>Attempt to sting
>>8750939
>Miss.
Ah! Hey!
It's okay, uh, we can get more together?
-Hau
>Does things at her lake
>Namely, fooling around with the water, out of boredom
>>8750811
>Return hug
HA HA YES
>>8750927
SQUAAA
>BEAK BLAST the anon
>>8751004
W...orth it
>ded
>>8751004
I wonder wny this keeps happening
But it doesn't matter now
So, honey how was your day
>she pets angery birb
"I'm in Orre now. Where the hell is everyone?"
>touch very priceless statue of a pokemon
>roll to not break it
>>8751014
AND STAY DOWN
>>8751115
>Hugs and pets calm down the birb
It was boring until these intruders happened.
>>8750983
>Nod
>Start following Hau
>>8751284
Uhhh.
>Head on home.
So... Do you like movies?
>Start making more jelly malasadas.
I
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E
C
R
E
A
M
>>8751419
>Lick
>>8751419
>slurp
>>8751231
well, today i tried to rest up like you and grace said
but i ended up cleaning the whole kitchen
>>8751443
>>8751501
>The ice cream is actually dry ice.
>Have fun with your burns fuckers.
>>8751419
Can i have some!?
>>8751614
Woorf ethh
>>8751621
>Attempt to cut pizza for fire dog.
>>8751764
>points red dog at
>>8751764
aww yeah i love pizza! thanks!
>>8751605
I will help you with that tomorrow.
>>8751855
>glares at zorro
>pics a slice of pizza not taking her eyes of him
Shouldn't you be on a diet?
>>8751855
>Bow.
>>8751897
>Observe knife.
>>8751605
>Comes out of being an npc
I will help with whatever needs helping with.....
>>8751333
>Confused jelly sounds
>Loom over his shoulder and watch
>>8751897
>mouth full of pizza
But pizza is healthy!
and i am starving.
>>8751918
do you have a name? You are good at pizza!
>>8751886
thanks you honey, but i think that i try to work more than i should, or even need
>>8751992
i think it's more of me trying too much to help in here
>>8751333
>Tripsfail, Hau doesn't have anymore Malasada stuff.
>>8752010
Uhh...
>Offer jelly a jar of jelly.
Does this work?
>>8751918
>glance at the kartana for a moment
Hello?
>>8752028
Pizza is not the healthiest of foods especially at this amount you are eating
But are you doing your exercises, zorro?
>>8752028
Pizza is far from healthy, that's the only slice you're getting.
>>8752028
...?
>Present papercraft Ninetails.
...?
>>8752143
...
>Wave.
-Kartana, not Zorro.
>>8752143
yeah i went outside and did a battle.
>>8752148
what!
>attempt to sneak another slice
>>8752156
whooooooaaa
>enthralled
Thank you!
>>8752218
>take slice away
What did i say?
>>8752156
>wave
who are you?
you seem friendly
>>8752218
alright, we don't want you of al people to have problems with obesity
>>8752125
>Nihilego inspects the jar of jelly, sticking a tentacle in the jar
>Roll to see if it tries to sting Hau again or not
>>8752049
Take the day off then!
>>8752218
>Nod.
>>8752294
...
>Make a cutting motion.
...?
>>8752049
What>>8752327
Max said.....
It's for the best.....
>>8752235
just one more?
>innocent smile
>>8752294
I do not have a problem though....
>>8752359
>watches curiously
>>8752327
I tried today to take a day off to relax
But i don't know how to, i couldn't stop thinking about cleaning
Maybe i'm still a bit too used to my old trainer
I don't know how to procrastinate
>hugs max
Honey, i think i'm a clean freak
>>8752450
You can have one more if you spar with me a few times afterwards to burn it off.
>>8752359
Yes. We have another.
Reopening investigation.
>>8752359
>makes a slahing motion too
>>8752450
But you will if you are not careful
>>8752503
oooh that is all? For sure!
>snatches pizza
>>8752576
I am the most careful one here!
>>8752576
>>8752625
>Turn on translator.
Excuse me, could I have a moment?
>>8752702
(Forgot pic)
>>8752664
>borks at the human
Hello!
>>8752702
I am just hungry though!
It was been an hour since i last ate something.
>>8752702
>>8752752
Good day. I just have a few questions.
Have you been visited by any strange pokemon recently?
>>8752359
>Bwarks internally
>>8752439
(oops sorry)
you're right
i should take a day off
-clover
>>8752788
>thinks a bit
>munches on pizza
hmmm
Yeah! there was an odd one that gave us this pizza! it was super cool.
>>8752453
>>8752830
>Back to yelling after she mentioned her old trainer
IT WILL ALL BE FINE
JUST DO WHAT LIKE
(Hey I wanted to ask the GMs. Is it alright if I can give Anabel a pokemon from her Battle Tree team? Latios/Entei/Raikou?)
>>8752875
>>8752914
>She makes a note of this.
Paper. I see.
You haven't seen any other strange pokemon? The ones I'm thinking of tend to emerge from a blue portal.
>>8752914
I do not eat that much though....
>>8752975
Not that i can remember at least... And i did not see any portals. Why do you ask anyway?
>>8752975
(I don't mind you using all 3 just try not to have them all on at once.)
>>8752975
well i did see some
but i was a while since that happened here
>>8753026
if you say so
>sigh
>>8752975
they dont want to give you a latios
>>8753091
(In game her team has 5 pokemon. I planned to use the Battle Tree mons as a switchout for the 6th mon.)
>>8753242
(I mean I'll be a little annoyed but I can always have a plot to have her to catch one or something.)
>>8753026
Just an investigation. Thank you for your time.
>>8753224
The paper one, yes? You say some as if you've seen others?
>>8753279
(We wouldn't mind you having a Latios, the only problem is that both of the available Latios are spoken for by PCs st the moment. )
>>8753279
(No I mean we only have 2 Latios right now. One is claimed by Ruby and the other is claimed by a guy who recently left.)
>>8753279
An investigation?
I did not do it!
>>8753279
(Don't mind the resident shitposter, the current GM discussion is that there is at the moment a maximum of 2 Latios, with one in Ruby's team and another as a full character that is currently on a hiatus)
(Things may still change)
>>8753279
yeah i've seen, there a big tree looking one, one with a big mouth and one that looked like it was made of glass
but it i havent seen them, in a long time
-adri the bisharp
>>8753321
>>8753336
>>8753377
(Thank you.)
>>8753344
Not about your pyromania, Zorro. Though, you should cut that out before the police get interested.
>>8753428
>She notes this down.
Lightning, Blade...
>She takes a breath.
Glutton.
The glass one. What did it look like? Can you describe it in more detail?
For any curious, Hugo is currently imprisoned. The date of his trial is currently undetermined, but I have no doubts it will occur before the end of the month.
>>8753539
well, it floeated, i guess it looked like a girl...?
i guess that sounds similar enough
it did not have a face, just the head and tentacles
>>8753539
I have not left the house for like a week before today though!
>worry
>>8753674
Who is hugo?
>>8753674
Hello, Mr. Natural. Would you mind if I asked you something?
Have you seen any... Strange pokemon? They tend to appear out of blue portals.
>>8753699
Oh. Symbiont. Thank you for your time.
I'll be leaving you alone now, good day.
>>8753749
I won't be arresting you but, say, if the information slips I can't say what will happen.
No more, okay?
>Fly off.
>Attempt to call Nanu.
>>8753749
You recall the corrupt chief of police in Castelia, correct? The one who ran for mayor? That would be him.
>>8753779
I know plenty of strange Pokémon, although I cannot say Zekrom or the Fulls used portals. Nihilego allegedly does this as well, but the one accompanying me has yet to use one in my presence.
>>8753779
>worry more
I am super innocent.
>>8753837
oh yeah...
>>8753779
well, bye
-adri
>>8753837
...You have a Symbiont? I mean I know just about everyone has a UB at this point but...
You don't feel strange, do you?
>Attempt to call Looker.
>>8754043
It's been with me for several months now. The first few weeks after encountering it were when I felt strangest - a complete lack of inhibitions. Catching it prevented the issue from getting worse, but it still took a better portion of the month for the toxins to wear off.
What do you mean by everyone? I presumed there were very few actually in possession of Ultra Beasts at the moment
>>8753949
You ready to spar?
hey par
i found a sad frog on skyarrow bridge
look at this mopey fucker
>>8754165
Well that'll be something for the reports. Thank you, sir.
It was mostly humorous but it does feel like more people know about and have seen the UBs since Sun got into the investigation.
Have any other UBs visited you?
>>8754330
kick it off the bridge
>>8754349
fuck yeah
i dont get why everybody's all fuckin sad today, even the radio's gone pussymode
dont care either, its boot time
>>8754171
Absolutely!
>excite
>>8754330
:(
>>8754467
>walk out back and take a battle stance
Alright you go first.
>>8754447
"Look I agree on the stop being a pussy part and for everyone to stop the constant bitching. But no one needs to die over it."
>>8754490
Are you suuuuuuure?
>drought fireblast
>>8753674
>Meanwhile, outside of Castelia's PD
>People have been gathering for most of the day
>The majority in mourning
>A few demanding the immediate punishment of Gunderson
"FRY THE PIG NOW, FRY THE PIG NOW"
"PRISON IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM"
>>8754510
Yeah it's fine
>She's hit by the intense fire
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun: 187-222 (63.6 - 75.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Psyshock
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 103-122 (34.1 - 40.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8754498
He chose quite poorly.
He'll be walking home, at least,
albeit in pain.
>Depressed froge: fug off somewhere else for a bit (because RL shit just came to bite me in the ass)
>>8752830
Well..... If you need help with that..... we can help...
>>8754542
aaaa!
>fireblast again!
>>8754447
You do that and I'm paying you a visit. With the stun gun.
>>8754563
You gotta do better than that!
>Psyshock again
>>8754571
oooooooh stun gun so scary
i bet i could toss some doritos in your trash can and
actually brb
>>8754594
>staggers a bit
You are just fast!
>fireblast
>>8754346
Not me, no. However, I believe several of Catalyst's workers have met them.
>>8754498
I'll be sure to remind you of that when one of your friends dies.
>>8754538
>Zoroark leans out the window
"That may be the case, but to perform lethal injection without having first gone through the legal process would make us no better than him!"
>>8754603
Please refrain from harassing my admins.
>>8754612
Yeah I a-
>KO'd
>Zorro gains 2337 exp
>Stuff jelly malasadas in Radio Station trash can
>Run the fug off
>>8754634
You wouldn't mind sharing the names and locations of a few of these workers, would you?
Strictly IP business.
>>8754680
ha!
oh woopsie
>gib the revive
>how do you appliy these anyway?
>>8754634
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
>>8754828
almians
plus IP agents lurk here
>>8754720
One is presumed dead and the other two are currently in hiding, so you'll understand if I refrain from sharing information on the latter two.
>>8754828
Very few humans are immortal. It is likely that you will outlive at least one of your friends - if through no other means they will fall to old age.
>>8754704
>N's Nihilego laughs and starts digging through the trash can, flinging non food objects everywhere
>>8754814
>She slowly gets up and shakes her head
That was a good battle hon I almost got you. Let's go again.
>>8754871
"The old shitty IP? Or the not so shitty actually do their jobs right ones?"
>>8754884
"Oh. Sorry. I misunderstood. The way you stated it made it sound like a death threat to my friends."