Tf2g memes edition

shit memes, kys

I'm gay!

>>8727062
t. nigger faggot

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Lol!

wait who deleted the br thread

me

i thought you cant delete ops anymore

cod ops was bad
someone on irl told me so

should human be killed for dating kiriikp

are they dating
thats cute

i think its pretty obvious

im hating dotsy

arent you the only one talking about dotsy here

:x

hey tf2g artist
i wanna commission dotsy eating out human's butt
put them in tf2 hats

poodis

need body

you have one

i have a tf2 engi figure
i love him
we go to bed now

sleep tight tf2g and engie

dotsy isn't tight

Can you retards explain where this fucking retarded typing/reply style came from? It's fucking everywhere and I don't understand why do you do it. Who's responsible for it? Why did it catch on?

can you retards explain where this fucking retarded retard came from

*points at anonymous*

*looks at your crotch and opens mouth*

idiot

*drools on your *****

what the fuck wipe that off

i tried to sleep earlier but my brain decided it would be a good idea to remind me of news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14102749 (a link i sent to someone on steam and said things about but they were offline so i am not sure if they saw it) and make me think of how super awful it must be to the people who have to choose between it and being homeless

why do bad things have to exist

hacker news is full of dumb bourgeoisie

what did you expect

i saw a q&a letter from our landlord with questions like why is the water so expensive and answers like it's already as cheap as possible and i thought it was kind of cute

girls SUCK
WHY ARE THEY SO COMPLICATED
WHY IS LIFE SO COMPLICATED
i hate everything

dotsy sucks

*is comfy in bed*
someone tell me a sniper good night story

my steam friend is now snooze

i feel cucked

she probably had dotsy tell her a sniper good night story instead

i didnt know it shows up for other people as snooze until recently
i wish there was a way to stop that from happening
because then they could tell when you sleep and when you wake up and figure out your sleep schedule and that would be creepy

is it really creepy to know when your steam tf2g pal usually wakes up or gets home from work

yes
stop doing that
people have personal lives

what do you think they'll do with the information

if they have an irregular sleep schedule you can probably tell a lot from their behavior
if they are offline up until 2 am or online only starting from 12 am then that says something

does anonymous have something to hide, perhaps?

>if they are offline up until 2 am or online only starting from 12 am then that says something
what does it say :o

@299
i dont have anything to hide that i wont share with someone who would just ask me
but on the internet i like to be cautious
@318
figure it out dummy

>>8737343
>>8737343
how

be smart

does it really say something about someone if they are offline up until 2 am or online only starting from 12 am

if you are asking me this question then i can already say something about you

:s

or maybe youre just pretending to be gullible in which case i am the gullible one
i dont like these mindgames

do you like me

oh

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_/

leave a comment

but im shy

come on

come on me

nice try

um

*smirk*

nighty night cock suckers

dotsy isn't cute

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why is no one replying in this bread

>>8740315
hi

>>8740368
Thanks for the (Me), friendo! :^) Here's a (You) for (You) as well.

FORGIVE
IM JUST A ROTTEN THING
KICK ME
YOU CAN KICK ANYTHING
RAGH
IM GOOD FOR NOTHING
I MAKE A MESS OF IT ALL

IM ROTTEN

some girl added me

What the fuck is this thread

girls suck dick

Cucks:
>Post your "loyal" waifu, tell us all about them!
>Discover that your waifu might not be as satisfied with you as you thought.
>Maybe see it first-hand! We'll give your waifu what she needs, and your protests wont stop us!
>Learn that your waifu always loved, and will always love you, even if you can't pleasure her in the sack.

Bulls/Stallions:
>Tease Cucks and enjoy their trust shattering with your every post.
>Steal and fuck (and maybe impregnate!) other anons waifus while they watch.
>Humiliate the desperate Cucks sharing their waifus, while the jerk off pathetically.
>Make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters.

Cucks should try to post with images. Bulls can too. Waifu's of all kinds welcome

>>8743262
>no black fingerless gloves
are you fucking stupid

i was going to think of ***ing for the non-crippled version of sandboxie some more but looking at the forums i am even less sure about it now

>http://forums.sandboxie.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=23233#p122627
>all caps words from support
>"SBIE wasn't designed for this sort of thing." (installing programs?)
>"SBIE is designed primarily for web surfing. hence the name, SandboxIE."
>thread locked
translation: we refuse to fix this sandbox escape flaw in our program because it doesn't affect what our program was originally made for 13 years ago (sandboxing internet explorer)

>http://forums.sandboxie.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=22989#p121769
>"too much required to make it work correctly"
>"It's known to crash for no reason in SBIE or become slow. We won't troubleshoot this type of browser."
translation: we have a personal grudge against this program and refuse to do any work towards fixing our program to support it
it's even open-source (unlike sandboxie) so its not like it'd even be hard to troubleshoot it and write down the incompatibilities on their todo list or something

i use sandboxie for having multiple copies of programs installed (different versions or configurations) and being able to install p*rated programs with peace of mind (all filesystem and registry changes made by the program are only visible to that program by default & the program can be very cleanly and easily uninstalled because of how it's isolated like that)

i wish installing programs worked like that by default (someone on /g/ would probably tell me to install gentoo or something)

*awoos a little*

i'm going to knot you wolf girl (male)

this is not my beautiful house
this is not my beautiful wife (male)

go to bed grim
its been too long

do boys exist

id/dotsy

>Last Online 1548 days ago

hm

burn my ears

i sneezed

>>8745543
why the fuck do you need multiple versions of one program installed

>>8755407
bless you darling

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>>8756065
why not

*reminds you of when i wanted to download something from bakabt.me but the new version of qbittorrent wasn't on their whitelist yet*

and how i have one mpc-hc installation for shit quality stuff like programming lectures from 1986 (it has svp for frame interpolation and stereo tool via ffdshow for fixing sound) and the other installation is for already good quality stuff (pretty much just anime) (it has most things from kawaii codec pack (tm) in it, like the subtitle renderer that isn't broken like the default one)

(i think ffdshow supports 32-bit winamp plugins only or something like that so the first installation has to be 32-bit and the second is 64-bit)

>>8756492
those are really fucking abstract use cases
and i still don't see why any ffmpeg based software shouldn't be able to deal with your old lecture videos
just as I've never seen any significant difference in vlc, mpv/mplayer when watching anime, to be fair i never tried mpc and ill probably never will

>>8756716
your retarded

>>8756749
everyone in this thread is

ps if sandboxie is so shitty why don't you use virtualization

tfw your ass and legs are super smooth and you cant stop rubbing them

can you call a program shitty if it does the thing you use it for

>"why don't you use virtualization"
>why dont i emulate a whole computer and run a whole operating system on it
why dont you kys yourself

it would be much more resource hungry and clunkier (can't switch between windows inside and outside it easily)

gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be killed

>>8756951
can i rub you
where do you live
are you cute

dubs decides my anime name

meme

>>8761267
meme meme me

why do people fall in love with shitty people who don't care about them and don't worry about their well-being

i opened steam and it said my tf2g someone was last online 2 minutes ago

i might like

cry

lul

>>8757601
germany
yes
no :3

its snowing

where where

here

do you like it

For real who is Dotsy?

i always thought a little lube was a lot, i covered the dildo i figured that was enough
last night i went wild with it
like 4-5 layers of that stuff
slammed that puppy home, i've never hilted that quickly

kys

please kill me, i don't have the balls for it

>>8765162
gave me a semi

dotsy doesn't have balls

to be fair it also reminded me of how much i love it
masturbating almost feels empty without something ramming my butt

i want to RAM anons butt

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but why

because anons butt must be lonely so i want to make it happy

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but why

i want to um now

why

its your fault you made me horny >///<

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>>8765450
>>8765503
this shit is garbage tier. neck urself.

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i don't weeb porn

>>8765600
you are not me
>>8765580
you are not human

i **** to a cute ****

fape
is this like fapping?

anonymous needs to **** himself

>him
:x

fape nation :3

fuck i hate when you can't remember lyrics for an old song

>>>/v/373925437
is this you

i hate anonymous

i don't go to /v/

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>>8766566
i dont need you
& all i see is you craving my attention slut

my tf2g pal HATES me

Who's in the IRC right now

i am

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id/me

i want someone to fuck me until i cant stand anymore and fill me with their hot and sticky cum

really human

i want to fuck someone until they cant stand anymore and fill them with my hot and sticky cum

i want some one to fill me with their hot sticky um

anonymous is not me

i would NEVER want something like that

i think

wouldn't you though human

*asks what the program in irc.png is*

it doesnt look too practical

do i look practical

are white panties practical

is immediately seeing when you should change them practical

i solve practical problems

wouldn't you change them each day anyway

for example
what if some big mean bully is trying to rip open your tight behind?
the answer?
Use an um

why am i not getting fucked in the ass yet

>>8768638
come to me

>>8768691
where

>>8768721
ill be here
waiting for you
in our special place

my pals say im special

are you lying?

i made a relevant image last year but it's not in the archives

it was about dotsy

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i woke up
why is this place a lot gayer than usual

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gay?
we're girls fag

who is dotsy posting
im the official dotsy poster around here pal

oh

i feel cucked

do boys eat

dotsy eats ass

but people sit on them

i drank milk

dotsy drinks dick milk

um

>>8768133
im shy to say

>>8771484
oh

>>8772038
>///<

i peed myself

there's a meme on nyymichan.fi where they say things like that

and another one where they "feel like a baby" or something like that and shitpost accordingly

they say its because m*lfs are popular on that site

>>8773337
what the fuck
>>8773434
what the fuck

my boobs are a little too large

>>8773582
um

>>8773686
ervert

>>8775190
hat o uo ean

>>8775223
you are not me

shut the HELL UP human

yeah this is OUR thread now

I'm watching that show about the girl that kyssed herself
I hate being such a normie

what show is that

the cassette one
you know the one

nope

welcome to your tape, anonymous

*strips naked and masturbates*
hey

nice try but
*grabs you by the hips*
*fucks your brains out*
heh............

shut up dotsy

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solve THIS
*unzips sudoku*

isn't this already solved

*goes down on you instead*

oops

wow you're pretty dumb

*slams dick deep into your mouth*

i woke up

i also woke up
somebody slammed their dick into my mouth

somebody should be killed

no! *protects somebody*

i HATE

DIE DIE DIE amirite :3

yes!

cute *pets you*

*purrs*

i HATE poor people

i got a "facial tissue holder" captcha and it reminded me of kiriikp

does kiriikp hold a lot of facial tissues

she said she keeps them at her computer because she gets sick often

is *apping really a sickness

come on come on GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
*no mommy don't do it agains*

um

get down on me

idiot

why are you such a bitch human

why is dotsy so ********

why are you so tsuntsun for dotsy humanpie

he said sexual things to her once and has been on her mind since

*thinks about boiling hotdogs*
it never left her head

i got a boiling hotdog in my pants if you know what i mean
all i need is to find a nice soft bun to put it into

kiri-kun
stop

im not even her

just keep the wig on

thats my real hair, pervert

*pets your real hair*
wow
soft!

What does tf2g think of Vibri

what does tf2g think about THIS
*unzips vibrator*

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i want to watch his wafiu knot him
i dont know anything else about him

how do you knot a vibrator

i just want to
go go go go go

Would you wake me up before you go go?

post something

i dont know what to post

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seal benis :DD

ර්Հ. ΕտենمرXzസ്ക എ奴Ξϊঞ্র্যক성jস্ল্ক'ώϋϋஃ스ய்ώh^-^一IM/H

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i sleep now

but it's four colon oh three pee em

^are you american
^^but its nine colon thirty four

americans should be killed

but your ex was american

americans are dumb and fat and also stupid

you are right

which part bamberg

check my trips

why

why not

dotsy's trips shouldn't be checked

can i check your ****

i dont feel useful
people usually do something with their lives
why cant i force myself to do the same
why am i stuck in this dumb loop of self-hate and guilt
i dont want this

use THIS
*unzips *****

Meme

i woke up

i woke up

i woke down

i didnt make coffee
im not her

What the fuck is happening here

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>that girl could step on my T420 with her stilletos anytime

what a fucking garbage meme, delete this right now

>stilleto
americans should be killed

another day and no gf (male) to help me transition and to fall into her bosom after a shit day at work

thats a mean picture
but its also a meme picture
which means its ironic
haha
are you wanting to be a girl or boy anon?

what the fuck are you saying

if you could would you?

would i what

be a girl

nope

why not?

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when can i fug the mercs

rite behind you
*uncloaks dick*

wtf my gf just told me she was a 30 year old man

is she cute?

dotsy isn't

>>>/v/374141653
is this true

do men have feelings

does it matter if you have feelings if nobody cares about them

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@ 095
I don't feel as much anymore
i want to cry but i can't
@ 122
why do you hurt me so

dont you like being hurt
at least someone is giving you attention

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the only thing i want is an 8 inch girl cock

could you actually take it

yea
first toy ever was an 9 or 10 inch horsecock and i took that like a champ

*** toys should be illegal

do you think anything less than 8 inch would be too small for you to enjoy it

human should never be a legislator

people who disagree with me should be killed

@ 460
no, my second dildo was 8 inches total but 6 inch length and i like it a lot, it slides in a hell of a lot easier, lacks that pull out but makes up for it easier penetration and feeling,

@724
are you a girl?

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;~;
my old chinese teacher said i could be anything i wanted to be

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Post phone wallpapers

does anonymous really have app icons and a clock in his wallpaper image

i just use the default one, i only ever see it for like a second after unlocking the phone

i miss my flip phone
it didn't have to do stupid updates and ask for app downloads constantly

Yeah, I fucked up and meant to say Homescreen. I forgot the word for a moment and rolled through without it

The clock is a part of KWLP, so it kinda is the wallpaper after all

>flip phone
>>>/a/

how the fuck is that /a/

they LOVE flip phones because their favorite animes use them

fuck anime
i just miss a phone being a phone

what would you need a phone for

fuck dotsy

For calling people and other phone uses?

^get the h*ck out

i remember being able to text someone a really long message without even looking at my phone while it was under the desk when the teacher walked by
fuck i miss high school

give me your number dotsy
ill send dicke, but also balls pics

i want to send dotsy to a hospital

I miss talking to my ex till 4 AM

Why'd I go and ruin it with her?

you miss doing stuff secretly you can do openly now?

i remember getting bullied cause i cried a lot
my mom left me
i miss being not alive

tf2g irl gay sex party @ my house
all are welcome

I was content with being a quiet kid with small amounts of friends
My Mother means the world to me
I love my life

does that mean youre a sub or dom

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remember when kiri was corrupted?

what do you mean

That's a nice song

Love Yourself is his best work, though

i miss halo 3 summers

lol
more like gaylo LOL

who is @ 433 talking to

anonymous

i think

cuddling human should be illegal
*cuddles human*

now you're going to prison big boy
better not drop that soap
*rapes you even though you handle the soap without issue*

oh no please dont *fake cries*

what are you fucking gay?
you like it when i pound your ass?
i can feel your colon brushing against my urethra

what

nno way
please stop *shakes butt a bit*

eww gay
*pulls out*
fucking faggot

sorry ;_;