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ERP Thread
Monday Bunday Edition

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>>8654638
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Post cards
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#JusticeForKathleen
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>ywn swoop in and rescue Kathleen from her loveless marriage
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>>8661603
Ye, I'm the same guy. I might be on kinda late, tho, so I dunno if you'll be around then. I'll just catch you the next day if you do end up sleeping or something
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Always post the rules first.
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>>8661687
Sure thing! Again, sorry for making you wait. Believe me, I wish I was doing this instead of papers.
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>>8661682
No way fag edit when?
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>>8661439
If you're around in about an hour, I'd love to get some much-needed cleansing done, my Goddess!
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>>8661714
It's all good, j0nx.
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>>8661586
>Nodding eagerly while his tongue eagerly slid along your finger, he rocked his head back and forth for a moment before becoming a bit antsy and removing the digit from his mouth. His attention turned to the hardness contained within your pants while he used both of his hands to quickly unbutton, zip down your fly, and he started to impatiently tug down your pants. In the midst of him trying to tear off your pants in his cock-hungry state, he managed to hook his fingers around the hem of your undergarment as well and soon enough he had put in enough work to pull down your pants just enough to see the grand revel of your stiffening shaft.
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>>8661674
((Ok, I just wanted to clarify. Also futa's fine, I like futa))
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i need a big futa cock to worship~
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>>8661674 ( Centorea )
You say that as though it were challenging
>The trading of warm compliments continues between the two lovers, the young man relaxing as she cradles him close the the warmth of her large and soft bosom. Her kisses and rocking motions melt away his nerves, only savoring the company of his centaur lady knight as she indulged him.
P...perhaps you can show your master those skills of your hand, if that's not too vulgar.
>He mutters out from under the mound of flesh as he undoes his pants, his hard cock now bare to her eyes. His tongue remains diligent on her pink nipple, teasing the playful nub as it hardened up for him.
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Comf.
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>>8661595 #
((Reposting from last thread))
>the Braixen blushed a bit at the question
W-well th-those places might be a bit too... lewd, for casual conversation...
>the fox nervously tapped her fingers together as she awaited your response and she secretly hoped you would straight up start groping her
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>>8661878
>Pets
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>>8661839
>>8661856
Top kek
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>>8661899
Good evening, PetAnon. How are you?
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>>8661624
>>8661401
Ah!~ Oh, Anon!~ Suga'!
>Rogue didn't even pretend to be quite. She wanted this as much as Anon did. But all she could feel were his clumsy attempts to pleasure her. Her body bucked into his cock. He was so unbelivably hard, she could feel him pulse between her cheeks. Then, him burying his face into her thighs... she swore it felt real.
What the fuck?! Already?!
>Kitty had suddenly appeared in the stall. She cruelly pulled Anon away from Rogue's stained body.
Well, have you, like, told him?
>Rogue, after a second of gathering herself, held Anon's face in the palm of her hand.
Not yet.. Suga', we're gonna let ya' cum. Ya'll even have a few options~ How do ya' like that?

>>8661442
>Korra was quick to follow up on her victory. Anon was now on his back, literally. His cock, though still bulging inside her, pressing her in all the right places. Her only advantage was that he was no longer so deep inside her. Korra continued to assault his chest with licks and nibbles. She knew she found a weakness. Her pumping turned into hard grinding, her lower lips leaving a sloppy trail on his crotch. Then, to make the situation worse (or better) for Anon, Asami came over.
So hot~
>Asami straddled her milky legs across Anon's chest. He had an infuriatingly perfect view of her wet cunt. Her lips were bright pink and glistened with drool.
Lick
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>>8661599
Shush. I don't want to hear it. Sorry isn't going to cut it, anon. There is a reason why Shining is fucking me right now - and you are not.
>Gliding across the underside of your limp bulge once more, Cadance allows your precum to meet with her moist tongue. Feeling hot and hungry, she moans at the substance, lips sucking tightly at your tip - Eager to lap up as much pre she could manage through the cage.
>It was hard for the Princess to remain still while she drank greedily from your cock as her husband ploughed away at her flank
>The wet and loud slapping of flesh ringing through your ears - his aggressive grunts almost in sync with her whimpering
If you were in my position. You would get to feel how tight my wife's pussy is. Guess you'll have to settle with watching, chump.
>Both Cadance and Rose giggle at the stallions jest towards you
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>>8661806
Damn you're eager tonight, I love it.
>My hardening member rises at attention as his hot breath hit it, I gripped the shaft slowly began to stroke it's length while dangling it in front of his mouth.
How bad do you want it?
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>>8661874 (Rogue)
>Anon was quite distracted with his face between Rogue's stockinged cheeks, and Kitty caught him by surprise, suddenly finding himself pulled back from Rogue.
Thank you!
>Anon looked back and forth between Rogue & Kitty.
Thank you!
>He was very sincerely thanking them just for Rogue telling him they'd decided to let him finally cum. He was so busy thanking them over and over he didn't even ask what the options were, though he figured he'd be finding out soon enough.
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>>8661656
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>>8661935
>>8661945
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Yea I've got a huge craving for a big hyper hung futa furry.
mmmhhph
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>>8661662
Post the good version
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>>8661946
If you're going to still be here for a bit, I'd like to have a go at Korrasami.
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>>8661925
>Cucktwo is the only person left on PetAnon's good side
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>>8661946
I'd blow misty
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/ourqueen/
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>>8661925
Not PA, just had to pet something that cute.
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>>8661938
>Anon's lip quivered at Cadance's words. She married him before he had even met her, of course that wasn't the reason she was referring to.
You're...you're right.
>He said meekly. Anon looked up at shining when he spoke, and then downcast his eyes at the truth of his statement. The two mares giggled at him, their faces so close to him, teasing him through the bars of the cage that kept him in his limp position.
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Do we even know what she thinks about of all these memes?
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>>8662018
Ah. That's fine.

>>8662000
I haven't been here in months, what?
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>>8661879
>Anon raised his eyebrow a bit when she told him of the "other" areas. It didn't take long for him to put two and two together with the spots she was mentioning
Well..uhh...
>Fuck it, he decided he was going to do what was on his mind. Whats the worst that could happen?
>Suddenly he stopped petting her head, moving his much lower from where it once was, and pressed his palm right against the Braixens breasts, gently curling his fingers around her and giving the vixen a good little grope
...Like this?
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>>8660765 (Wolf boy)
(Alright, I should be good to go now.)
>As he sits there, fantasizing with his eyes closed in his little corner, a deep female voice would suddenly be heard above and besides him.
Well well well... Would you look at that?
>The fellow canine to whom the voice belonged to simply stood there, in her uniform, arms crossed, eyes set on the smaller male sitting in his booth.
You weren't seriously about to rub one out in public now, were you?
>She asked with a somewhat stern look, softened only by her single raised eyebrow, out of curiousness.
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>>8662011
This looks like a sitcom. I can already hear the laugh track cue whenever Kathleen walks in on Anon getting sucked off by Chrsalis.
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>>8662037
I doubt her hubby will show her, this will likely all transpire without her ever knowing.

Which is probably for the best. How would you feel if your spouse sexually ignored you because they were ERPing with non-human fictional creatures online.
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>>8662047
PetAnon got outed as huge attention whoring faggot but before he left he cucked Lupin out of his personal server
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>>8661942
>His eyes were locked on your hardened prick as you tantalized him with the stroking of your shaft. His mouth watered as his lips were slightly agape and he somehow managed to hold himself back with what little willpower he had. Only able to resist the stiff rod, he moved lower without a word and pressed his soft lips against the delicate pair of balls hanging below. He spoke in a soft voice while his breath brushed against the taut sac.
I need it badly. I can't stop thinking about it and unless you give it to me I won't be able to get a bit of sleep while I stir restlessly for your cock.
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>>8662047
Cute mewtwo poster.
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>>8661935
>Having lost some of his previous momentum, Anon found himself catching his breath on the floor where he lay, a little dizzy but still incredibly turned on by the powerful warrior woman plopped perfectly on his cock right now. He looked down at her, where she was hungrily attacking his sensitive nipples, and making him convulse and tense up under her. His hips would thrust up to meet her's desperately, his hands would claw at her thighs, squeezing at her, and running up her body. He would even gasp, and whine softly for Korra as she began to grind hard against his fat member-letting the thick thing slide in and out of her wet entrance now, splitting her pussy lips apart, and gliding across her tight walls with each small thrust, burying himself so very deep inside her everytime.
O-Oooh holy shit...that's so good.
>Anon gasped softly, as his cock bulged inside her-and only when he was eclipsed by a beautiful set of legs did he open his eyes to see Asami lowering her rear back towards him, displaying that beautiful, pink sex for him to see. He bit his lip hungrily at her simple instruction, and saw no reason not to comply. His hands were busily squeezing Korra's plump rear and attempting to guide her grinding-not giving up on the fight just yet, but his mouth was suddenly buried between the soft loins of the wealthy girl who had been teasing him on the ride over. His mouth kissed, sweetly at first then quickly growing hungrily along her soft tender slit, running his tongue busily across her labia, and finally dipping down to lap at her hard peak, before he pressed his whole mouth against her hot warmth, and sucked hungrily for the sweet taste, drowning himself in her.
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>>8661519
O-oooh! T-thank you, please take care, Cleric.
>And then Hestia started to enjoy the delicious bacon made by her Cleric, bitting on the delicious meat.
Good luck! And rest well.

>>8661529
Oh! You... You took your doujinshi collection back? What?! WHY?! I mean... You can read them but only in moderation and maybe only one every couple of days!

Anoon nooo

>>8661686
Anon, anon, we need to hurry! My powers are amplified in sunday but only this day!
>She continnues to suffocate him between her huge humongous breasts, pressing his face harder between them with the help of her hands wrapped around his head.
Anon, anon!
>But soon enough Hestia slides down and her finally lets him breathe
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>>8662068
Fuck dude. That anon mentioned that he got caught "cheating" on her before so she knows its an issue.
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>>8662064
does this mean i can worship your cock tonight and rub up agaisnt it?
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>>8662071
Goodness.

>>8662083
N-not cute.
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>>8662081
>I let out a moan of pleasure as he began licking by balls, the pleasure paired with the stroking of my rod only helped to make me want to have him choke on my dick, but I held the urge in for now.
Yeah suck them good, if I like it enough you can enjoy something a bit bigger~
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>>8662106
>Continues to suffocate. The whole thing was comical, almost as if it were straight out of an ecchi anime. Ironic.
>Though, the moment he's able to breathe, Anon seizes the opportunity and takes a large gulp of air. Finally, he can get some fresh air!
Ah! Okay, okay. I get it, I get it. Your powers are amplified only for today.
We should make this quick. Uhh.. Here.
>Wrapping an arm around her waist, he pulls her in for a tender kiss. Not quite passionate from the get-go, but it's enough to start things off.
>He locks his lips with hers, pressing himself on the cute goddess' face.
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Anyone wanna play BOTW with me?
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>>8662161
Cute legs
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>>8661945
Ah', Kitty cat, ah' told ya' he'd be happy! Look at him, he's jumpin' with joy.
>Kitty groaned
Does he know or not?
>Rogue licked her lips, curious what his choice will be.
Ya' can either cum on me or cum down Kitty's throat. Well?
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>>8662138
But you are, even months later you're still cute as always.
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>>8662161
If you're serious about doing this you should find 3dpd ginger chicks to ava with.
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>>8662107
I said she "would" consider it cheating. She doesn't know about my online activities.
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>>8662064
>The wolf boy's eyes flick open almost immediately, gazing at the woman as his erection throbs painfully in the confines of his pants. He soon sits straight up and scoots over to the side, offering his seat to her out of courtesy.
I wouldn't do anything like that! I was just a little uh...Wow you're huge...
>He's immediately cut off by the curvaceous woman's body, seeming to grope her with his eyes as he looks at her.
I mean uh...If I was going to do something like that, doesn't look like anyone could see...Don't you think doing something in public is a little exciting?
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>>8661624
>Android 18
THIS IS VERY GOOD
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>>8662138
So, you're back.
Let this be our final battle.
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Family shit just came up and my mood nosedived like a Boeing
Hope I can resume with you two tomorrow I'm very sorry
Really sorry
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>>8662190
How does it feel to go down in meme history anon?
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>>8662190
>She doesn't know about my online activities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4068643225&feature=iv&src_vid=oHC1230OpOg&v=BLikP6BDH5w
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>CYOAnon's drawings have invaded ERP
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>>8662161
>>8662188
Please. This thread could really use more 3d
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>>8662181
>Anon was no fool. He remembered that a week ago Rogue didn't even want him licking Kitty. But...a blow job would feel a lot better than just masturbating onto Rogue. In the end, Anon knew he should stay loyal to her.
Well...
>Anon gulps.
I don't want to offended either of you by not choosing you.
>He doesn't even need to mention that he doesn't want to offend his mistresses.
Those are both great options. Thank you. I...
>He looks at them both again.
I presume you talked about this and no one's feelings will be hurt if I choose Rogue?
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>>8662236
Shocker. Shygal is a huge shitposter
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>>8662187
I am absolutely not.

>>8662211
I mean, not really. Just kind of checking in.
BUT COME, VILLAIN! I SHALL SEE YOU DEFEATED THIS DAY!
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>>8662035
>Cadance felt as though she was getting too far into the roleplaying, but she simply could not help herself - seeing you humiliated and embarrassed beyond belief was just far too entertaining to give up.
>Removing your member from her mouth, the Princess gave a soft whinny as Shining bit down onto one of her ears - the stallion nearing his tipping point and ready to release his load
>Locking eyes with you, the pink alicorn lets her mouth hang open with her tongue sticking out just a few inches from the chastity.
Cum for me, anon. And I'll give you a special reward~
>Rose begins working the shaft as much as she could manage, trying her absolute best to get you to your climax.
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>>8662259
Shut up Paul
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>>8662215
(No sweat fronk, glad to finish up with you whenever you find the time. Have a good rest of the night man.)
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>>8662218
Meh, tiny localized meme to this community. Plus I'm Anonymous, so...meh. Some of them are pretty funny, I can be a good sport about it. Besides if I REEEEEEEEEEEE about it, it'll just make more memes.

>>8662233
I'm sure.
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>>8662277
You totally are.
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>>8662215
Dam.
I wasn't even playing with you tonight, but you're a cool person. Sorry to hear, Centorea.
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>>8662140
Ahh, of course.
>With that as his goal, he went to servicing the hefty pair hanging in front of him without hesitation. He gave each rounded orb a long kiss before lolling his tongue out and he began to slowly coat the two in his saliva. His writhing muscle curled around each swollen ball multiple times each while sometimes giving them a kiss. Making his face a mess, he was almost burying himself in between your legs as he serviced the hanging pair before he took one of the two into his mouth. His tongue eagerly slid along the curves and caressed the delicate sphere within the warmth of his maw as he still watched the stroking with a envious look in his eyes since he wanted to please your cock as well.
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>>8662057
Nnfff~ Y-yeah, that's good.
>the fox closed her eyes as her jaw hung open. Her tail started wagging much faster due to the pleasure she was feeling
Y-yes~ do that more please...
>one of the Braixens paws found it's way over to Braixens crotch area as she started lightly stimulating her vagina as you were caressing her breasts
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>>8662292
What do your wife look like? This is crucial.
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>>8662277
>We got a new Papi
>You show up
Coincidence? I think NOT.
....
But you win this time, I can't beat your digits.
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>>8662292
To be fair you did sort of REEEE at the time of the meme's birth, making it grow fatter and taller immediately out of the box.

Not that I blame you. But there it is.
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>>8662333
>>8662292
No don't tell us

Ginger Kathleen best design
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>>8662281
What's the reward?
>Anon tried to let himself cum from Rose's stimulation. When that wasn't enough, he even reached down and started tugging on the cage. It wasn't coming off without the key. He then tried stroking himself through the bars, a sight both mares found quite amusing, especially with Shining, unencumbered by any cage, getting to easily cum inside his loving wife at the same time.
I can't!
>Anon realized with dismay in his voice, proving that the cage would be quite effective for however long Cadance decided to use it, perhaps as motivation to get Anon to find a mare to love who wasn't taken.
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>>8662153
>The tender kiss didn't last long though it was sweet and quick. Hestia broke the kiss with a soft ''smoochu'' sound.
Now, now! Let's get to work, shall we?
>And without losing any more time, Hestia dragged one of her hands down, pressing her palm on his crotch and massaging around his groin.
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>>8662305
I deny it up and down and shall forever. I'm too mighty to be cute.

>>8662341
If that 1 had just been at the other end of the 234, you may have stood a chance. Also, I've never played Papi, you know that.
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>>8662355
>>8662333
She looks exactly like the drawing CYOAnon did. 100% accurate.

>>8662347
What's done is done.
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>>8662311
Someone I know has been jerking me around trying to get money out of me, and I just
I'm so tired
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>>8662292
I wonder what would happen if you found out she was whore-chan, and that's she's playing with owain in discord?
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>>8662385
Yet I will be here declaring you cute for as long as you show up. You'll always be adorable to me.
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>>8662394
>She looks exactly like the drawing CYOAnon did. 100% accurate.
I-is this for real?
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>>8662313
>I threw my head back and tried to smother a moan that escaped. His technique was just too good as I feared he'd make me cum before I even entered his hot, wet mouth. Fearing for the worst, I pushed his head away from between my legs.
Damn you're good
>Gave myself a breather as I prepared for the main event.
Here's your prize~
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>>8662402
Maybe when I think she's playing vidya she's actually RPing behind my back.
It's completely counter to her personality, but maybe.

>>8662424
He even got the red flannel shirt right. It's uncanny.
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>>8662396
Like a Loan Shark? Or friends being dicks or some shit.
Bah I guess its not my business. Sucks dick either way. Try and relax with something calming that you like, I guess. Might help.
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>>8662446
What is wrong with you? Why are you infatuated with a fictional cartoon?
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>>8662385
Actually I meant that you want the birb cloaca since I know you're a huge Papifag.
But nice to see you around.
Now post Kula.
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>>8662377
>Anon squirms in position as Hestia got to work on his little tent. He was fairly sensitive, succumbing to the goddess' ministratipms. And it didn't take long for him to be fully erect either, Hestia proving to be handy in more ways than one.
Ah.. Goddess Hestia..
>Of course, he wouldn't let her do all the work. As he grew horny, he also got a bit touchy, a hand extending out to fondle Hestia's ample breasts. Eventually, he moves his hand beneath the fabric of her white tunic, moving up to her fat lumps of fat and playing around with them.
>It took him a moment, but eventually, he'd locate her nipples, toyfully tugging, pinching and squeezing her little nipple nubs.
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>>8662476
You're judgey.
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>>8662115
Given that this is my first official session with the character, I'd rather focus on only one for the time being, just to make sure I get it right.
Next time for sure, though.

>>8662203
>With this new space provided, she indeed sits down besides him, looking over and down at him, as even sitting down with him would still make her at least a head taller than him.
Uh-huh, right.
>She mostly ignores his comment, as well as how much he was ogling her, given that she was pretty used to it already.
Well, the cop in me says that it's illegal to do something like that. But the wrestler says that you should never miss a chance to put up a good show.
>She brings her hand to her chin for a moment as she thinks over, before casually crossing one leg over the other. The gesture is oddly masculine however, with ample space given between the legs, as if to accommodate a rather large intruder sitting right in the middle.
Hmmm...
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> tfw Iowa is fucking dead
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>>8662097
>Asami purred loudly as Anon rolled her tongue across her pink folds. It was heaven for her to say the least. Her lust dripped happily from her body onto his lips. Her masturbation from early was more than enough to rile her body up, her thighs squeezing his head still while her hips bucked forward. Soon, Asami was face-fucking Anon.
>Korra, meanwhile, was very close on the edge. Their vicious battle had left Korra weakened despite her victories. But the sight of her girlfriend's cunt being filled by Anon drove her wild. Her hard hands rolled across Anon's chest, pinching his nipples, while her lips flicked between his to peaks. Her rough grinding turned into short, hard pump as her ass slammed against his thighs. The walls inside her were filled and her body responded by tightening further. Every muscle in her body felt hot with excitement, each fiber pulsing with pleasure. Her short humps were fast and dip.

>>8662255
>Rogue smiled brightly. Her training was complete. Even the offer of a real throat to fuck wasn't enough to sway her pet. Kitty stood there, her mouth agape.
Wh-- What the fuck?! Really?!
>Rogue practically moaned with anticipation at seeing Anon's load. Quickly, she got down on her knees, her face even with his bulging cock. Her hands wrapped around both his sack and cock and she stroked. Her eyes were wide with anticipation, staring at Anon's cute, lewd expressions.
You're seriously, like, passing up a real blowjob?! You're really some kind of freak, huh?! What if... What if I stopped you from cumming right now?
>Kitty was hysterical.
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>>8662446
If you're gonna lie to fuel the meme, you should've told them your wife has huge tits the size of watermelons.

Just cuz its funny.
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>>8662517
She's alive in Discord. The secret one.
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>>8662544
Everyone knows she's alive in what was formerly PetAnon's Discord.
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>>8662417
Mngh...Hmph.

>>8662480
Not particularly. Anyway, I'm not really in a lewding mood, much less posting Kula. After "certain events," I'm kind of...over posting Kula.
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>>8662517
But she was just around a few days ago. She must be recently deceased.

>>8662557
Does that mean you've accepted your fate as a cute?
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>>8662557
Oh.
Once again, you manage to disappoint me.
Don't talk to me or my posts again.
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Redpill me on Iowa
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>>8662504
You know I'm still curious to know who are you.
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>>8662585
After EGG leaked that she was still in the same discord and it was discovered that she was Vampire girl, she left the threads again
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>>8662585
W-well, I can't stop you. So...do what you want.

>>8662588
I'm talking to you AND your post.
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>>8662599
Sellout
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>>8662438
>Being pushed away and letting the delicate ball slip past his lips with a wet pop, he was almost saddened by the fact before his face lit up at the sounding of his reward. He eagerly rubbed up against the throbbing member with his smooth cheek while he brought his hand up to grope and massage the spittle-covered pair that hung below. Taking his time with enjoying the prize, he puckered his plump lips and gave kiss after kiss to every inch of the hardened shaft as he started from the base of your length. The trail of kisses led up the rigid member before he gave one last, long, wet smooch to the bulbous head. A content smile adorned his face while his wide eyes switched their gaze up to you while he let the tip of your cock rest against his pillowy lips. Without a word, he wrapped his lips around the turgid member and took the rounded tip into his warm mouth while his tongue was quick to slide across the sensitive glans. He took inch after inch into his mouth while he slowly rocked back and forth while he took more and he eagerly worked your shaft with his writhing muscle as it slide along the new length entering his cock-hungry mouth.
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>>8662599
lupin's gf
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>>8662530
>Anon gulped. He worried this might happen. Both girls had intended it as a test, but Anon decided so fast, it was kind of rude to Kitty. And Rogue would likely acquiesce if Kitty vetoed Anon's orgasm, especially since denying him like that was part of the training that had been working so well, it might not be a good idea to deviate from that training, regimen.
I... I...
>Anon stammered, unsure what to do, Kitty was really upset with him.
I didn't... You didn't seem...
>Anon just whimpers, unsure what to say, every one of his sentences completed in Kitty's head as some unintended slight he stopped himself from saying. Clearly more training was necessary.
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>>8662369
>Grunting and huffing away as he proceeded to get closer and closer to his own climax - he at long last got to his destination
>Buried deep inside your 'lover', you got to witness again the sight of Shining filling Cadance to the brim with his ejaculate
>Tight inner walls gripped his member, keeping his head well-pressed against her cervix until it allowed him the freedom of pulling out
>Schlorp! With one single movement, the stallion's cum came gushing out from her womb. Her husband now exited her marehood, the massive length going limp on its own - its mission of pleasing the Princess: accomplished.
>Content with resting on his wife's back, he gave her a loving kiss on the neck
>...

>Cadance glares up at you, shaking her head in disappointment
Looks like Shiney beat you to the punch, anon... But I suppose you can still have your reward.
>Gesturing to Rose, whom responds with a nod - knowing full well what your 'reward' was. Rose glances up to you with a half-smile
Come on, sissy. Your 'lil dick is useless right now. Time to put that mouth to good use by helping me clean her up! That mare-pussy isn't going to eat itself y'know!
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>>8662622
>After EGG leaked

[citation needed]
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>>8662599
The sex slave of Lupin and Clarent.
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>>8662504
>The horny wolf boy can't help but scoot closer to her as soon as she sits down, only able to keep his hands away from stroking between her legs from fear of her might along. He idly raps his fingertips across the wood of the table, only filling the air with that sound and his labored breathing.
You're a cop and a wrestler? You definitely have the body for it...Somehow still having the figure to be a model as well.
>The wolf boy's paw creeps underneath the table and idly brushes across the side of her wide thigh, enjoying the feeling of her softness against his fingertips. Looking over into her eyes he whispers in a low voice, tinged equally in nervousness and arousal.
Well if you want we could put on a little show...And if anyone happens to watch I suppose that's good for us?
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>>8662660
(Helping meaning they both lick her? Or have I misinterpreted?)
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>>8662622
>EGG leak
Hi Lupin
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>>8662622
>EGG
I'd ask for proof but l know your answer is gonna be bullshit anyway.
Iowa'll come back eventually whenever she gets the mood, nbd.

>>8662624
Hehe, I win.
>kissu
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Redpill me on the conflict between EGG and Lupin.
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>>8662718
(Yup! Get to licking, cuck.)
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>>8662731
EGG is an IRL girl
Lupin lusts after IRL girls in ERP

Do the math
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>>8662530
>The warmth of having Asami's thighs wrapped around Anon's head was incredible. His tongue danced across the delicate surface of her worked up slit, sliding playfully up and down it as he greedily lapped up her unique taste, sucking occasionally at her puffy lips to earn a sound out of her. Her hot pink walls tasted amazing too as he gently thrust his tongue up inside of her a ways, letting it writhe and wriggle against the inner walls, licking hungrily back and forth at her womanhood. His hard work being rewarded by her thighs tensing up sent a shiver through him-and up his dick, making the thick throb in agony in it's current warm home. He couldn't speak any longer, and so he dedicated himself to eating out Asami, her bounces and thrusts making it that much sweeter, earning sweet, muffled groans of pleasure out of him as he tonguefucked her needy pussy.
>Meanwhile, Anon's cock was getting an absolutely delicious treatment with Korra's thorough fucking. He panted hotly against Asami as his aching manhood was only allowed a few breaths of air, before it was quickly buried back inside of the amazonian queen on top of him. His balls ached, but felt sooo good slapping wetly against Korra's ass with each bounce, her treatment of his hard peaks, and his greedy squeezing of her ass to encourage her hard bounces. It was quickly becoming too much. Anon groaned loudly into Asami's pussy, thrusting his tongue up against her and hurriedly eating her out as his cock was pumped in and out of Korra. He certainly couldn't warn them, but if she was sharp enough, she might pick up that his balls were tightening up, and he was riding the edge of cumming. If she wasn't careful, he'd explode everything he had built up right inside of her tight hole. As desperately as he wanted to win this battle against Korra, his body ached with need.
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>>8662731
EGG rejected Lupin.
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>peeks into the thread

Is it safe?
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>>8662731
Lupin is one of those "nice guy" fedoralords that act nice at first but then turn into a malicious asshole once rejected. He's done it to EGG and to Jinx.
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>>8662322
>Upon realizing that his guess was pretty spot on, he continued to rub the vixen around her little chest and slowly digging his fingers through her fur to poke her nipples, rubbing the two, pink nubs to further stimulate the fire fox
Oh wow...you feel so amazing..
>He then looked down to see what the vixen was fidgeting with. Sure enough, she was playing with herself, and right in front of him no less! Perhaps he could lend a hand...
Say..you look pretty flustered down there..I think I know something that would be a lot better than your fingers to deal with that down there~!
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>>8662660
>Anon blushed at the way Rose spoke to him. He repositioned himself behind Cadance with Rose. They both licked up Shining's ample load. Anon took the right thigh and Rose the left, working their way up and meeting in the middle, lapping and sucking while Cadance and her husband cuddled. When she was almost fully clean, Rose nudged Anon and glanced down at the puddle of semen on the floor. Anon met her gaze and he knew what she expected. He blushed as her hoof gently guided him down to his task, finishing by licking the seed from the floor of Rose's establishment while Rose got the last sticky remnants from Cadance's nethers.
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>>8662722
>blushu
But that's not fair...
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>>8662759
No, hide away with me anon.
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>>8662646
> It took everything I had to not cum right there as he swallowed my length. I bucked my hips forward unconsciously as my head felt light. All I could see out of the corner of my vision was his head slowly bobbing up and down and he took control of me.
Fuck~ I can't let him be in charge
>Placed a firm had on the back of his head, and in one quick motion, jammed my cock in his mouth down to the base.
Yeah you like that
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>>8662798
Is it that bad? Let's get out of here.

>runs with the anon
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>>8662731
EGG is fucking insane and an attention whore.
Lupin is Jiro-lite.

Of course they hate each other.
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>>8662792
See now even I am starting to think you're cute. And I dont even normally think that about Mewtwo!
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>>8662792
Life itself is not fair, cutie.
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>>8662831
>sees a floating door in the middle of nowhere, and shoves the other Anon into it
Hide in here.
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>>8662848
B-...but I'm not! Why does everyone say that?!

>>8662862
What does that have to do with this?
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>>8662893
>>8662831
Hey guys what's going on? How'd you get into my closet anyhow? Been trapped here for years.
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>>8662912
Everything yet nothing at all.
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>>8662912
What's wrong with being cute, anyway? Who says cute things can't be strong or cool.
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>>8662941
>Fishes around for an item in his pocket dimension
>Accidentally squeeze the anons butt

Sorry anon
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>>8662805
>A shiver ran down his body as he felt the forceful push down against the back of his head and he took the full length of the turgid member he was servicing. He couldn't help but let out a muffled moan that resonated in his mouth and around the throbbing shaft that kissed the back of his throat while his nose was pressed into your crotch. His lips still tightly wrapped around your prick while his dainty fingers worked over the stones below within the taut sac as he massaged them delicately. A guttural sounding within his throat as he kept the hardened shaft down his gullet for as long as he could was all that could be heard besides the usual wet groans of your member being shoved into his mouth.
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>>8662615
I'm the second person you guessed and I said "no" to. But I'd rather not make it public at this time, since I'm not sure if I'll be keeping this character yet, given its rather... Extreme nature. I've already exceeded my body proportion quota, I'm afraid.

>>8662705
>She nods at his question, making a rolling motion in the air with her hand.
Actually, the wrestler thing is more of a hobby of mine, but yeah... Thanks.
>She glances down at his wandering hand as it brushes against the soft fuzz of her exposed thigh, right past her skirt, before looking back at him with a bit of a glare.
You're pretty bold, I'll give you that. Normally I'm the one who puts their paws on people, but I can tell you can't exactly think straight in the state you're in, so I'll let it pass.
>The taller female simply reaches around the wolf boy and heavily grasps his shoulder, giving it a good squeeze as she slides him on the booth and into herself.
I've gotta warn you, though, you might end up getting more than you'd bargained for...
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>>8662956
Now you're just trying to mess with me.

>>8662965
Who says? Give me two examples.
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>>8662790
>Rose gives you a subtle nod of approval. Cleaning up her establishment was a kind act, even though you hadn't made the mess - she acknowledged the fact that you knew your place in her building. Her tongue glides up and down the Princess's labia, making sure to lap up every speck of cum she could find, being sure to store as much as she could in her mouth.... A few more minutes of vigorous cleaning eventually ended with the crystal pony sweeping your face towards hers - a hoof holding the back of your head as she embraced you in for a kiss, both her tongue and stallion spunk invading your mouth.
>She held you in for quite a while, making sure to transfer every amount of semen she had in maw. Once the snowballing was complete, she allowed you to pull away. A long string of cum connecting the both you.
Hope you enjoyed the stay at my spa, anon. It was great to finally meet you by the way!
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>>8662789
Nnn~ R-really?
>the fox made no effort to hide her desperate excitement
A-are you talking about what I think you are?
>the fire pokémon blushed as she turned to sit of your lap facing you, with her legs wrapping around your lower back. She was quite horny and it was obvious that was trying to hold herself closer to you.
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>>8662654
Ah, come on, Kitty! He's so blocked up!
>Rogue was practically pleading with Kitty. Finally, she was going to see him explode. And, as far as Rogue was concerned, the test was complete. Kitty was the third wheel. She's not the main part of the relationship, at least, not in Rogue's. As if to push Anon over, she brought her lips close to his tip. Her hot breath was breaking on his head while her hands carcessed his sex.
Just cum, suga'
No!
>Kitty yelled loudly. So much so that Rogue tried to quiet her and she was just moaning earlier. Kitty was the final roadblock. But Rogue was determined. She kept blowing on Anon's sex.

>>8662751
>Anon's warnings were't heeded, either intentionally or unintentionally as Asami fucked him wildly. It seemed intentional as Asami turned around, her moans filling the air with music. Her green eyes stared wolvishly behind her to catch a glimpse of the rutting Korra. Then, she reached behind and shoved Korra's face deeper into Anon's chest. Asami's own movements became faster. She, unlike Korra, didn't have much control over her body. The petals of her rose twisted beautifully as her pearl shivered on his tongue. Asami's movements became, as if trying to hold itself in anticipation. But then, she came. Her cunt blossomed in orgasm, her body almost collapsing on top of him.
>Meanwhile, Korra was too hot in her pleasure to take in anything that was happening. The only thing that ran through her mind was pure feeling. Her head swirled in lust, her body filled by Anon as she tried desperately to be the last one to cum. No matter the circumstances. Her fucking was tight and deep as her muscles twitched in Anon's grip.
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>>8663033
Just a little bit.
If you were in the lewding mood I'd be messing with you in more ways than one, but this is pretty fun too.
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>>8663033
>Examples of cute strong things
>Any magical girl at all
>Android 18
Boom, like magic.
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>>8662377
Well I don't know if you are still awake, dear Goddess but at least allow me to wish you good sleep.
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>>8663053
>Anon enjoyed the kiss with the spa pony, salty as it may be, not even noticing Cadance watching with a smirk. He blushed hearing her words, realizing he'd made a rather embarrassing first impression, letting himself get locked in a cock cage, cleaning up a stallion's seed from Cadance. He nodded and looked over at Cadance.
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>>8663053
>eating out a creampie into snowballing
diamondo
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>>8663081
You're mean.

>>8663086
B-...But anon, those are girls.
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>>8663008
>The Wolf boy freezes up at the glare but relaxes after her words. Letting out a small eep at the pull onto her body his eyes flick down between her legs, wondering what exactly she has that could be more than he bargained for. Looking into her eyes he trails a finger down her chest, giving her breasts an even firmer squeeze before dragging it along her belly.
I dunno, I can handle a lot...You might find that the way I like to play will be fun for both of us.
>The wolf boy's hand drags along her skirt before reaching underneath it, running his fingers along whatever she's hiding inside of the garment.
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>>8663137
And you're cute. Are we gonna start describing ourselves now?
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>>8663003
>Shit, his throat is so fucking tight, I'm gonna cum right now if I don't do something. Going over other options in his head he eventually just decided, 'fuck it' and began throat-fucking his fucktoy as he felt a climax coming up.
G-get ready, h-here it comes!
He slammed his cock into the back of the toy's throat and he released rope after rope of cum.
I don't usually finish so early but damn that was good~
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>>8663075
>Anon knew how much influence Kitty had in his and Rogue's relationship, how easily she'd taken over the situation last week, and how willing Rogue had been the share control every day since then. Upsetting Kitty further now would only make life more difficult in the weeks to come. Rogue's glove and hot breath was already making it difficult for him to hold back.
Please.
>He looked at Kitty, pleading with his eyes. He reached down and stopped Rogue's hand when he was right at the edge, letting her deny him yet another orgasm while he was waiting for her reply. He wasn't sure if that obedience made Kitty a little less upset after he so rudely rejected a blow job from her, but stopping Rogue's hand when she was working so hard to please him certainly hurt his chances more than his obedience to Kitty helped.
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>>8663064
W-woah!
>He was caught off guard from just how horny the vixen truly was. If she was that turned on to cling to him like that, there was no telling what how she will react once he whips out what she is thinking of
Well, does this give you a clue?
>Despite how mean it was, he wanted to give the fox a little tease. Gripping his hands around her large thighs, he slowly pressed her body downwards against his groin, letting her get feel for his massive bulge that was throbbing just behind a layer of his pants
And yes, you guess correctly. I wont tease you any longer though...
>Letting go of her breasts, he quickly reached down and unzipped his pants, quickly tugging them off of his body and letting his stiff, hard length flop out of his underwear, completely leaving him bottomless and letting the vixen sit right on top of it with nothing between them now
Go ahead, all yours cutey.
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>>8663111
(Nice digits. Going to bed, sleepy af. Hope you had fun with my crappy writing!)
>Cadance winked her clit several times to make sure she was completely cleaned out - and to her surprise, she was. Not a single drop of cum remained.
>Almost impressed, the Princess stares at you with a half-smile - a brief giggle before speaking
I'm amazed, anon. Eating out someone else's cum from a Princess's pussy. What would your mother think?
>Rolling Shining off from her back, Cadance approaches you - giving you a gentle kiss on the lips before pulling away to smile. Magic levitating the golden key that was still tied around her neck, she dangles it side to side. Blowing you one last kiss before leaving the establishment with her husband in tow.
I'm keeping this key by the way! Go find yourself someone special, otherwise, we will have to do this over and over~
>...

>You both sit there in the building for a few uneventful minutes - Rose eventually breaking the silence.
So... Want to go get a cup of coffee at some point?
>fin
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>>8663233
I...suppose not. Also, I think I scared off the other anon by being male.
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>>8663075
>Anon was smothered into silence by the absolutely beautiful woman mounting his face and riding it so vigorously. He felt as though he were in heaven truthfully-this wonderful pressure, this warmth and feeling of her body twitching and convulsing under his tongue's assault. It was all amazing...but what was more so was the string of moans she was letting out like a song meant especially for the two of them. Anon buried his hungry lips into Asami, desperate to drink her in, to tunnel his tongue deep into her needy clinging cunt and make her cum. At first he wanted to prove his ability over her and Korra, but now, with his head lost to her incredible scent, and his cock enveloped in such a haven, he just wanted to taste her, desperately so. His lips locked around her glistening womanhood and spread her petals apart with his tongue, lapping up and flickering against her hot, tight insides, eager to get her to lose herself more than she already had. Her withholding his predicament from Korra was a blessing, as Anon felt a surge of perverse adrenaline and fucked up into the dark skinned avatar, groping greedily at her ass as he pounded her tight pussy with all his strength-though, her bouncing was most of the effort.
>As Asami came, and tightened her thighs around Anon, he hungrily lapped and slurped noisily at her sweet flower, aiming to clean it as best his tongue could-drowning himself in her love juices as he approached an incredible peak on his own...
>The constant pressure and warmth Korra's incredible pussy provided, it sent bolts of pleasure through him, every thrust was greedier, every wet smack louder. Until, finally. He couldn't take anymore, and Korra came crashing down to a sudden, and incredibly hot burst of cum directly into her hot womb. It ejected quickly, spurting rope upon rope of jizz into the Avatar's cunt, greedily filling her pussy up to the brim.
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>>8663380
(I think it was great writing, but...well it's my fetishes so I'm predisposed to like it. Hope we can play again soon.)
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>>8663137
>They're girls
Oh, whats wrong with that? You're all cute and strong, don't you think?
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>>8663380
(I like what you've set up here. I can start dating Rose, who seems even more excited than Cadance about making me do these things, and unless I make progress in that relationship, Cadance keeps me locked up as motivation. Really hoping we can continue this next time.)
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>>8663250
>With the hard shaft thrusting against the back of his throat, his eyes slowly started to rollback slightly while he softly moaned around your cock. He took the low hanging pair into his soft palm as he rolled them over with his dainty fingertips as he felt the twitch and throb of your member within his throat before the burst of the sticky fluid was shot down his throat while some was poured into his mouth. A relieved sigh escaped him with his lips around your shaft still while he slid off your length and followed by him swallowing down your load. His mouth hung open while his cheek brushed against the bulbous head while he tried to regain himself and looked up at you with half-lidded eyes and a smile.
Glad you enjoyed my little treat for you.

I honestly do hope you enjoyed it! Sorry if I took a bit longer on some replies but that's kind of how it goes with me. Now that I know I have work in the morning though, I should really get going. I do love cleaning up afterwards and maybe even teasing a bit but I'll have to do that another time. Have a good night and all that, bye!
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>>8663386
Perhaps. But I doubt anyone could keep away from you for long.
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>>8663358
I really should star going on here earlier than I do because when I keep on getting on this late I tend to start sessions that I have to stop halfway througg due to me being tired and wanting to sleep. Sorry anon, good rp so far btw
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>>8663386
>>8663425
Nah. I was just looking away.
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>>8663184
>The formal attire she was wearing made it harder to steal a decent grope out of her. However, squeezing her large bust only results in puffing it out even more, threatening to burst out of her suit, or at least send the upper-most button flying across the bar.
Is that so, now? Well, we'll certainly see about that, won't we?
>Underneath the black article of clothing, his hand would immediately meet a massive slab of flaccid meat. Were he to feel it blindly under the table, his digits would find that said slab keeps on going and going, far longer and wider than it would have any right to be. Not only that, but it was also resting on a full, hefty sack as well. Almost acting as a sort of beanbag for her extra limb, it offered a pillowy place to rest it on.
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Once again Japan shows that they have NO HONOR with these "things" called ship girls. The fact that they draw them so lewd just goes to show they have no respect for the hulking steel beauties.

A ship is supposed to be pure. PURE! Clean and pristine! You know how many hours we crewmen spend making sure she is 100% ready,clean, and well kept? Spending hours swabbing the deck and monitoring her internal components. A ship is ALWAYS a sophisticated lady, NEVER A TRAMP.

Seeing this lewd shit drives me up the fucking wall.

Rant over.
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>>8663471
No worries Braixen. Have a good sleep!
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>>8663406
(Thanks! Good taste in fetishes by the way. Would love to do this again! Ciao~)

>>8663438
(That was the plan! Unfortunately, I don't think there's too much porn of Rose Quartz. Oh well.)
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>>8663521
(We can retcon it to another pony of your choosing.)
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>>8663503
I wanna have sex with several tons of hulking steel now.
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>>8663539
(May not even need to retcon it. Cadance didn't specify who you should try a relationship with. Got any mares/stallions you may be interested in seeing me rp?)
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>>8663624
(Can we make that multiple choice? Or are you up for playing anyone from the show?)
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>>8663425
>>8663459
...I feel like I'm losing a constant string of battles here.
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>>8663655
Maybe you should accept your fate. A wise general does not fight battles he cannot win, etc.
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>>8663647
(I'm willing to try my hand at any from the show.)
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>>8663655
I'll take the clean 2-0. I'd like to make it 3 or even 4-0, but even I gotta sleep.
Good night, cute mewtwo poster. Good to see you.
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>>8663456
It was really fun for me, sorry if I messed up my grammar or anything, hopefully I'll catch you another time
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>>8662490
(S-sorry anon. Sometimes I lost track doing some stuff and IRL things get in the way at the same time. I-I hope I'm not late.)

>Hestia continues to massage his crotch and very easily finds his throbbing erection tenting on his pants. Hestia wraps her fingers on the tip and gently starts to stroke it back and forth with her gloved hand. Meanwhile it seems like her follower doesnt' lose time and gropes her breasts, slowly sliding his hand beneath her clothes and touching her mounds directly. She doesn't try to stop him and instead she wiggles her rear from side to side until he finally started to tug her nipples. The Goddess closes her eyes, letting out a soft whimper along with tightening the grip on his tent.
A-aahh... I-I hope I can still bless you! Try to be gentle.
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>>8663624
(Another fun thought, between now and the next installment, Anon tries dating lots of mares, and since Cadance has him locked up, and isn't there to release him when the dates go well, they all end in cunnilingus, and Anon develops a reputation around this. All the mares are very happy, but none of them want to commit in a way Cadance would consider unlocking Anon, since she wants him to be with one mare, and he's become the pussy licking slut the town. But she's happy he's spreading so much love.)
>>8663719
(And I could also pick just one where the dating gets more serious. But who would be most fun? Hmmmmm.)
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>>8663101
I'm here. It's just that something stopped me for a while. A bit unexpected. Mostly my fault though.
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>>8663802
You're still the best
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>>8663802
(I'm not that Anon, Hestia. I'm jusT another one.)
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>>8663500
>The man's lusty gropes of the lengthy slab of cock meat continue unabated, almost spurred on by the sheer size of the arm length member. His other hand idly toys with her tits when she doesn't push him away, pulling the dress down just enough for her pink nipples to be revealed to the man. He grasps one of them between his pointer and thumb and gives it a few loving caresses, his own boyish wolf cock throbbing from being able to touch her so openly.
Mmm...It seems to be even better than I thought. Don't mind if I get a closer look...
>The boy slips underneath the table until he nestled right between her thick thighs. When the boy is face to face with the massive beast he can hardly contain his excitement, tongue spilling past his lips as he raises it to his mouth. His rough wolf tongue glides along the head, slathering it in his sticky saliva as he tries to coax her into hardness. One hand slips between her thighs and starts to toy with her gigantic nuts, wondering just how much seed is fermenting in her large balls. His other hand strokes along the barrel of her meaty cannon, smiling from how it feels against his paw pad.
Wow lady, everything about you is huge...Don't mind if I get a little taste.
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>>8663711
My image will never recover from this.

>>8663723
Goodnight.
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>>8663719
(Also something to consider. Do I pick a pony others in the thread want, to share with them, or pick an obscure BG pony and keep you all to myself? I'm leaning toward doing the generous thing and choosing Rarity, cause I've seen others request her, so if you played her it would make more Anons than just me happy.)
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>>8663793
(Ha. Not a bad idea, I'll certainly keep that in mind for the near future - could end up being both humorous and hot at the same time.)

>>8663793
(I'll probably make my mind up on who once the time comes. Until then, gotta go for real this time. Cya.)
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>>8663886
(Goodnight, love princess.)
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>>8663263
Suga'...
>Now Anon had done it. In his desperate attempts to apologize to Kitty he had turn down Rogue, his true lover. Rogue looked dejected as she let go of Anon's cock. Only, another flame flared behind her eyes. Licking her gloves, she circled his tip while her hot breath broke on his shaft. Her hands assaulted her sack. Now, it was Rogue's turn to be angry. All the while, Kitty stood there with a smirk.
Pleas what, Anon? You know she's not, like, going to let go of you. She'll stroke you all day until you finally cum.

>>8663402
>Asami rustled Anon's hair as she rode out the last of her intense orgasm. The look of absolute bliss that crossed his face was like no other. If only Korra could see it. Reaching down, she dipped into herself to taste the scent that had poured our of her and onto Anon's lips. She smiled at her own taste and the amount she produced.
>Meanwhile, Korra's face went agape in pleasure. Not only was Anon's cock heavenly but she had ultimately won the battle. All of them but her had came before her. But, with Anon' quickly softening inside her, she was in dire straights. Her greed to win cost her an orgasm. But Asami, knowing Korra's dilemma (for it's happened many times at this point), stepped behind Korra. She gave Anon a wink as she positioned behind the pistoning hips of the Avatar. Quickly without warning, she plunged two fingers inside of her ass. Mere moments later, Korra arched up, all the hard muscles of her body flexing in electrifying pleasure as she came on top of Anon. Then, finally she collapsed on top of him in a sweaty pile.
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>>8663820
Tanon?

>>8663810
You're the best too! May the Goddess' blessing light your path
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>>8663775
(No worries!)
>With his other hand, Anon placed a finger over Hestia's lips.
Ah-ah-ah. No more talking, alright?
I just want to hear cute noises from you.
>With a sly smirk, he continues to work on her breasts. He lowers his pants to accommodate Hestia's work, unzipping and lowering his undergarments just enough to let out his manhood.
>From there, the other hand moves to pat Hestia's crotch, swiping up and down with his finger where her sweet little cherry would be, pressing down on it. Eventually, he tugs down at the panties, sliding it down his goddess' slender legs.
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>>8663944
I would say the one and only, but apparently there is another in trash. But yes, it's me. How are you dear Goddess?
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>>8663935
(Assaulted meaning...? Is she doing something pleasurable yet vigorous or punching him?)
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>>8663981
(the former)
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>>8663008
That's quite alright, I just hope you enjoy playing her~
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>>8663935
>The man clenched up underneath Asami as she ran her fingers through his hair, groaning pleasantly into her freshly cum pussy, his lips gingerly sucking and kissing at her lewd wet opening as she tested the sweet intoxicating taste for herself, as Anon gasped softly when she slowly rose up off of his face, his hips weak from the desperate orgasm he had had. His legs were aching, and his loins on fire, but the bouncing warrior on his hips was still an incredible sight, biting his lip gently, he was about to say more, when he noticed Asami was moving behind her, and under him. He watched, uncertain as she reached behind Korra, and slid two fingers skillfully into her ass, making the bouncing avatar jolt up with pleasure. Anon hungrily bit his lip at the wonderful wave of pressure her pussy offered in her climax, before she collapsed forward onto his chest, earning a soft grunt out of him. He still felt he was in some form of heaven, his cock aching, and satisfied as the thick load leaked out around his groin where he had been fucking Korra while all three of them recovered. This...was going to be a hell of a night.

(I honestly feel like I could go with these two all night. But I don't mind stopping, if you'd like. We have been going for quite a while now.)
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>>8664032
(Got it.)
>>8663935
I don't want to upset either of you.
>Rogue's new motion, circling his head and massaging his balls, had him in less danger of cumming than her stroking did, but it was still teasing him too much for him to think his way out of this.
I...
>Should he say he loved them both, say he loved Rogue but cared about Kitty's feelings too, there was nothing that didn't dig him deeper in one way or another.
P-lea-se, Kitty.
>His voice was shaky, he was really begging, but only for his own pleasure, making him seem selfish.
Please give me permission to cum. It's been a week. It's what Rogue wants.
>He said, thinking she still wanted that after what he just did.
But...
>Anon couldn't think of any better way to phrase it in his tease-addled brain.
But I know if I don't get your permission things will be worse for me for...weeks probably.
>Without realizing it, Anon had admitted that his decision was not made out of love or devotion, but a strategic choice, that he just wanted to get off. He was a sweet boy, but it seemed more training would be needed to bring him into line. It might be a mistake to reward this kind of behavior.
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>>8663832
... !
>Purgy was more than a little familiar with being ogled by strangers, then fondled, before suddenly hearing them scream, leaving her to decide if she'd hold them in place to teach them a painful lesson, or let them flee in terror. That's why she'd let him feel her up, she was waiting for that precise moment. But this wolf boy was neither screaming nor trying to run for his life and precious little butthole. On the contrary, he seemed to enjoy finding out about her not-so-little secret, and that in turn caught her off-guard.
H-Hey! How the heck are you not- Aah~!
>Before she could even give that any more thought, he was already teasing her large cockhead and fondling her swollen nutsack. The rush of blood to her member was practically visible as each large vein pumped rhythmically along the way, making it grow both in size and in firmness before his very eyes. The change is so dramatic and noteworthy, that it ends up knocking up against the underside of the table with a loud "Thud!", which makes her jump and look around the bar, wondering if anyone'd notice what was going on.
Crap...!
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>>8663980
>Apparently there is another in trash
WHAT?! Where? When? How? TWO?!

This must be a work of Freya's worshippers.

>>8663973
>Upon feeling the finger over her lips, she swallows her own saliva out of nervousness. She tries to massage his prick but for a brief moment, her follower pulled his pants down and zipper as well. The loud and sharp sound of his zipper coming down echoes through her ears. Once his cock is finally out, hte throbbing erection slapped on her gloved fingers as If trying to say how much they wanted to feel more of her hand work. A loud gasps escapes form her mouth, feeling his fingers teasing her cameltoe on her white pure panties before he tugs them down. A bright strand of her divine juices is coming down, connected to her white underwear. And even so, Hestia doesn't lose time, her hand is already gripping his manhood tightly and stroking its length with slow motions.
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>>8664275
Don't worry, I'm the only ERP one.
Now I've to go to work. Bye Bye.
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>>8664300
Alrighty! Good luck down in the dungeon, Tanon.
>kissu goodbye
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Anyone want some stuff read on vocaroo? I'm bored as fuck right now.
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>>8664137
(I'd like to stop for now. It's been several hours)

>>8664150
>Rogue let go of his sex. A look of betrayal crossed her face. Getting up, she pulled down her skirt. Her mood was clearly ruined.
Suga', ah' think ya' want to cum for the wrong reasons...
>Kitty, smugly, smiled. Ultimately, she had won, teasing out Anon's true intentions after a long tease. She licked her lips, getting hot over how much control she had over this boy. Meanwhile, Rogue bit her lip looking at his swollen sex. It could burst any moment. But, unlike Anon, she could wait.
Anon, suga', pull up ya' pants. Ah' think we're down for the day.
>Kitty then gave a cruel laugh.
Next time, Anon, perhaps you should think more than with, like, your dick.
>Then, the two of them stared at him with glaring eyes. Anon had a lot to answer for.
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>>8664339
This line

>Suddenly she smirked and soon something landed on the floor with a squishy thud
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>>8664175
>At her stuttered reactions he can only continue his assault before she fully thickens against his lips, having to back up with the violent speed at which she hardens. The wolf boy's eyes look over to the side and find only a cursory glance from the bartender before he returns to polishing a glass. Returning to his own thing to polish he presses his fingertips along the sides of her shaft, lightly stroking her from her tip all the way down to where her cock reaches her rotund sack. His tongue swirls around the head pleasures her just a bit more, tongue finding the opening of her gigantic member with the tip of his tongue. He at first lightly prods it, spreading it just a bit with the tip of his slick muscle. He pulls away after a few moments, strands of saliva connecting his pillowy lips with her head.
Someone seems a bit sensitive aren't we? Don't worry I'll be gentle...
>A blatant lie as he presses his lips right over her cock hole, his tongue poking against it. Without warning his slick appendage suddenly dives forward, stretching her inexperienced opening with the size of his tongue. He holds onto the sides of her cock to keep it steady as he tongue fucks it like a pussy, stroking the inner walls of her fleshy member while his hands began to eagerly pump her. He looks up underneath the table at her heaving bosoms, giggling to himself as he lathered more affection on her insides.
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>>8664339
Going to make something really clear right now.
Peach is my bitch.
She sucks cock when I tell her to
She takes it in her big slutty ass when I tell her to
She takes cum when I tell her to.
You all can fuck her, cum in her, do what you please with her. But I'm her Mistress. And I'm the one that makes her toes curl when she cums.

Isn't that right Peachy?
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>>8664354
(Alright then. Thank you for your time-it was fun as fuck for me. I might hit you up for a sequel sometime.)
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>>8664354
>Hands trembling, Anon obediently pulled up his pants and put his aching dick away. He looked so forlorn, having failed, both to achieve his orgasm, and to please the two women who held his fate in their hands.
I'm sorry.
>He looked at the floor, not wanting to face their scorn directly.
Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Please?
>Without meaning to, he was reenforcing the idea that denying him like this was an effective and appropriate means of getting the behavior they wanted, he was finally asking what they wanted, putting their needs first. Maybe he should have done that with the initial choice, begging them to decide for him.
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>>8664363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IrvM46sewd
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>>8664422
>Both the girls smirked. He was such an obedient boy, obedient to a fault. Rogue didn't say anything as she left that bathroom. But Kitty remained to twist the knife.
Ugh, look at what you did, Anon! You're such a stupid idiot!
>Kitty grinned. She lived for this.
You're gonna need to do A LOT to fix this! Starting with doing all our homework from now on! Along with not touching yourself AND us getting to play with you whenever we like!
>Kitty walked out as well but before leaving she turned around with a mischievous grin.
And I wouldn't punish you for, like, weeks. I'd punish your for months! Like, say good-bye to ever cumming again!
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>>8664529
(Wow, that's a great ending. I love what you're doing with these characters. I can't wait til I see your card again in the threads. This is a really hot multi-part session.)
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>>8664402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EcRJKi5FK1
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>>8664529
(I think that's a fair punishment. Months and teasing and edging and serving them. By that time, they will have really gotten into a routine, and Anon's orgasms won't be part of it. Even if he behaves perfectly, it would just be so out of the ordinary for him to get to cum.)
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>>8664572
That was gross.
Requesting
I did. I really do love you more than my real wife and I would betray her for you and let you treat her that way. I love you you sadistic bitch
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>>8664572
You sounded a lot like Frank Underwood in that one. I loved it! Hold on, I'll write something for you to read.
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>>8664376
>She does her best to keep her composure as the bartender glances over, with arguable success. Wanting to find something to keep herself busy, she fumbles around until she gets her hands on her phones. She pretends to be texting to no one in particular as she prays the darkness of the bar is enough to obfuscate the wolf boy working away at her humongous and unapologetically hard member below. Needless to say the tip of her cock alone was larger than the width at which the male could open his jaws at, however the narrow slit at the end was just the perfect fit for his tongue.
Nnng...~
>She mutters, one hand letting go of her phone in order to grab onto the table. Her whole body shudders as he mercilessly teased her under the table. Even though both of his hands weren't enough to cover her entire girth, his diligent pumping only further fueled her arousal and pleasure.
F-Fuuuck...!
>The hand that was previously resting on the table naturally finds its way to her heaving, yet unattended chest. As he'd previously pulled the top of her suit down to expose her nipple, she went for the said nub and teased it on her own accord. With another shiver running up her spine, her swollen mastodon of a cock bulges as a heavy dose of precum begins to leak out of the tongued tip, meeting the wolf's tongue with a plentiful amount of sticky, yet still mostly transparent fluid.
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Kathleen is my waifu

Say something nice about her
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>>8664668
She's really good at vidya.
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>>8664668
I love her freckles.
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>>8664339
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7939847/#7942723
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>>8664651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s4jLlCEHQh
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>>8664668
>that happened like last night
>you guys are already making memes of it
>those memes are already being reposted under 4chan filenames
ERP is scarily efficient.
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>>8664339
Oh daddy your cock is so much better then priest jacob's "Gulch gulch gulch" I love deep troating you and feeling your cock in my throat daddy! Now I know why mom was always on her knees.
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>>7942723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXhofG99Xm
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>>8664717
CYOAnon brings gold to the meme table.
Also his Kathleen is fucking hot as balls.
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>>8664717
Kathleen the Cuckquean 2020
We will meme her into the Democratic domination.
Ironically they're be running a cuckquean two elections in a row.
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>>8664750
Damn dude
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>>8664740
Yeah she is, I want to cuck obsessed bronyanon with Kathleen.
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>>8664719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fe5a7z55Jq
This was uncomfortable, I don't know how Jinx does it.
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>>8664339
(Use that great Frank Underwood voice.)
Don't waste a breath mourning Kathleen, every kitten grows up to be a cat. They seem so harmless at first. Small, quiet, lapping up their saucer of milk. But once their claws get long enough, they draw blood. Sometimes from the hand that feeds them. For those of us climbing to the top of ERP, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: Cuck, or be cucked.
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Kill me already.
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>>8664806
>kill you
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>>8664806
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>>8664797
I'd let you, but she wouldn't go for it, she's not kinky or fun.
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>>8664806
>Holds tomoko.
There there, it'll be alright.
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>>8664816
that's a neat gun
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>>8664805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5rBmHE53E
These memes are getting out of hand!
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>>8664836
Noooo. I want to get raped, beaten up and executed. No romance snorefests.
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>>8664846
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5rBmHE53E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDi7cRFcnnY
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>>8664830
I bet you that someone here could get her to cum better then you do~
Is that why you came here? Is that why you love a pony more then your wife? Are you having problems in the bedroom? Well I for one would love to make you watch as I bring your wife to the edge of an intense orgasm, and make her beg you to let me dump my cum into her tight needy cunt.
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>>8664830
Tell us why you love Chrysalis so much.
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>>8664666
>His tongue delves deeper with each push into her quickly moistened passage, the large drop of pre eagerly being swallowed by the horny furred boy. While continuing to stroke her large shaft one of his hands move away from it, reaching between his legs and slowly unbuttoning his garment. His own sizable wolf cock pales in comparison to her own, already aching for something to plunge into while spilling copious amounts of pre from the flared tip. He begins to jerk himself off in time with his tongues pistoning into her loosening opening, saliva and pre cum dripping down his chin from his vigorous urethra violating. He latches his lips onto her gigantic head and thrusts his tongue as deeply inside as he can, sucking off any pre spunk she happens to leak out before slowly dragging the muscle free. Licking his lips from her flavor he suddenly pops up from underneath the table, pressing his own flared tip against her own.
Your "pussy" seems to be getting nice and wet...You don't mind if I get a little taste of it, right?
>The boy presses his canine cock against her saliva and pre soaked cumslit, spreading it wide with his girth as he presses forward. With almost a shocking amount of ease he hilts himself inside of her opening, a visible bulge of his cock depicted where his member is currently buried in. The heat combined with the sopping wet depths steal his strength, leaning onto her pillowy breasts to steady himself. Smiling to himself he rolls his hips, rubbing against her inner walls with his girth.
H-How's that feel...? A nice change of pace, isn't it?
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>>8664740
Stop shilling yourself Shy
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>>8664875
The more perplexing thing is why you don't.

>>8664858
>I bet you that someone here could get her to cum better then you do~
I have no doubt that's true.

>Well I for one would love to make you watch as I bring your wife to the edge of an intense orgasm, and make her beg you to let me dump my cum into her tight needy cunt.
Sounds fun. If she was into stuff like that we'd be more sexually compatible.

Pro tip, guys, don't marry when you're young and virgins. You have a lot of changing to do in your early 20s and the two of you might not end up wanting the same things in the bedroom.
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>>8664889
>Pro tip, guys, don't marry when you're young and virgins. You have a lot of changing to do in your early 20s and the two of you might not end up wanting the same things in the bedroom.

>>8664339
Read that! This just keeps getting better.
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>>8664889
>the two of you might not end up wanting the same things in the bedroom.
Did you at least try asking her to dress up like an evil horse from a cartoon show for little girls? It doesn't seem that unreasonable a request.
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>>8664889
But she's literally exists to ruin marriages. Her source material makes her out to be manipulative, heartless, and bitter. How long have you been into her?
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Post yfw bronies
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>>8664905
No, but if I ever feel like getting divorced I'll keep this line in mind.

>>8664911
>manipulative, heartless, and bitter
Mmmmm, yeah, ain't she great?

>How long have you been into her?
Since the day her episode aired.
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Psst anon. I'm sorry for what happened today. I promise that your Goddess will learn to sleep and be ready for her duty every Sunday. For now I'll think about how I can make it up to you and maybe rest a little.
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>>8664915
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>>8664940
Get some rest, Hestia
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>>8664915
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>>8664926
Are you going to stalk Trixie and force her to play Chrysalis for your own enjoyment?
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>>8664889
Tell me what she's into sexually, and tell me what you've done to get her into your intrests.

I had a girl call me daddy, she hated it at first but she began to love it, I even made her fantasize about double teaming her with a dog, again she loved it.

Frankly I don't care, I just want to fuck your wife, to show her the sweetest of pleasures, would you give me the opportunity to fail? What do you lose, if I get her off then it satisfy your cuckly desires, and if I don't nothing happens.
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>>8664940
Just be yourself Hestia. We already love you so much.
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>>8664926
Is she playing vidya right now?
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>>8664806
How about I take you out to a forest, put a gun to her head, order you to strip and bend over and let me rape that small body of yours, and if you don't comply, I'll just shoot you in your 2 feet so you can't run. Once we're both done, I will lean in to kiss you, before pulling your eyes out with my thumbs, using a knife to peel off your finger nails and toenails, before finally cutting open your gut and ripping out your organs before your very eyes?
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>>8664926
Is she wearing her red flannel?
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>>8664926
How fat is she on a scale of anorexia to greater landwhale?
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>>8664956
Nah. I think I fucked things up with Trixie and I'll just have to live with that.

>>8664958
You have my permission. She's not into much. She had a religious upbringing and she didn't rebel against it by becoming a slut, so there you have it.

>>8664968
Yes.
>>8664978
Always. It matches her freckles.
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>>8664951
Fuck off Fluttershy claimer
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>>8664987
What's her game of choice?
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>>8664987
Girls that that love being good, It' just sad that you never played on it, you could have made her into a sexual beast. I know I would have. And if I could have it my way it's exactly what I'd do with her. But how can I corrupt your wife if I can't even talk to her?
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>>8664987
If it makes you feel any better, Trixie just went and played vidya when the thread exploded from your autism.
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>>8664880
H-Huh...?
>She doesn't immediately realize what he's on about at first, not that she particularly cares, given that his tongue teasing at her lengthy slit alone is already driving her crazy. However, as he hoists himself up, barely visible from under the table as his own smaller tip connects with hers, her eyes widen as she suddenly puts 2 and 2 together.
W-Wait, you're not seriously going to- GHHYAAA~!!
>With one hand, she slaps herself over the mouth to stop herself from crying out in public. Her other one balls into a fist which she smacks repeatedly against the table, making the glasses, utensils, and shakers tink audibly against the hard surface.
MMMFFPH!!
>She exhales loudly through her fingers, her whole body quaking as she feels the tip of the wolf boy's dick squeezing past the entrance of her own cockhead. It was terribly tight, and although painful at first, it quickly became mind-numbingly enjoyable. Her ever-throbbing beast of a shaft pulsated all around his more modest member, squeezing it in a regular rhythm along with her own heartbeat. Each beat, each pulse seeming to beckon him closer and closer into herself. Her hand that was previously covering her mouth is now held the other way around, as she bites on the back of her index and middle fingers, balled up and knuckles between her teeth.
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>>8664987
[email protected]
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>>8664982
Dress zie 10, (U.S.)

>>8664998
Yeah, that's exactly what I want, zone chat filled with "Kathleen, your husband is cheating on you online!" until she sees it.

>>8665020
Travel around corrupting every woman you meet. Maybe you'll meet her.

>>8665047
Wow, I wonder if she unknowingly played with Kathleen.
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>>8665065
>zone chat
Warcraft confirmed.
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>>8665065
Why would you be so open about it? It's only fun if you get her to come to you of her own will.
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This thread has almost make me want to fuck Chat. Almost.
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>>8665065
>Dress zie 10
Ooh perfect. So not too roomy through the middle? I'd like to eat Kathleen's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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>>8665088
Fuck off Chat nobody is falling for your shit.
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>>8661656
sure I guess
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>>8665096
Ok, are you not Paul and not Peridot?
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>>8665096
Spies when
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>>8665096
Oh hey you're back.
It's too late in the night for me, but I'll catch the spies next time.
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>>8665095
Insult me with my real name at least.
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>>8665108
I'm not Paul or old-Peridot.
I am LD and nuPeridot
>>8665113
Like, right now
>>8665117
Timezones suck dick, anon. Rest well!
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>>8665087
>It's only fun if you get her to come to you of her own will
You're a better seducer than I, Anon.

>>8665091
>tips Panama hat
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>>8665128
Neat, though I'm not sure of how to start up with one/three of them as far as a scenario goes...
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>>8665128
Is right now a normal time for you? Because if so, shit.
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>>8665128
I could really broke Rule #1 for you, right now.
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>>8665128
So you're pretty much the redeemer of people who shat on avas? This is a shot in the dark, but have you considered ava'ing Toriel? Some guy named Lore pretty much used her for shitposting.
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>>8665129
>>8665063
Talk to me, I think I could have some fun with this.

And it seems as if you might be too.
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>>8665137
You can go for 'mission mishap' if you want, or you can just be some normal guy from Beverly High.
>>8665139
Uh, kind of? I'm usually not home in 2 hours from now.
>>8665146
W-What's Rule #1?
>>8665159
I might consider her, sure. I'll be honest, my biggest turn-off from "redeeming" an ava is how big the folder can get, with the least amount of effort.
I picked Peridot and Lord Dominator because I personally like both characters, and making their folders was a relatively pain-free experience.
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>>8665195
Rule #1 is don't get attached aka don't fall in love with the ERPers
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>>8665049
>Once the horny wolf boy is properly acclimated to her heated insides he slowly draws it back, looking straight into her eyes as he teases the insides of her dick with his girth. The boy reaches down and grips the sides of her massive fuckstick, smiling smugly up at her while he spreads her cock hole even wider with his circular motions.
The noises you make are so perfect...It's amazing to know even a powerful wrestler can become so sweet after having this hole played with...
>The wolf boy's cock is slathered in a mixture of both of their pre cum, stemming the tide by using his member as a sort of makeshift plug. When his tip nearly slips free from her own he slams it forward, sheathing every inch of his cock inside of her quivering hole with a shaky sigh. Her walls practically suffocated his boyhood with it's tightness, keeping him constantly massaged and teased as he rams it inside of her. The banging of the table causes a few onlookers to gaze in the direction of the two lovers. Too far gone into lust to care the wolf boy continues to hump even as a few figure what's going on, some frozen in shock as a few others hands disappear underneath the table to toy with their own sexes. One of the hands gripping her cock moves between her legs, starting to play with her hefty set of nuts. The wolf boy feels his arousal reach a boiling point, a slightly sadistic grin on his face.
God...There's no way I can pull out...I have to knot this slutty cock or I'll never calm down...
>Moist schlicks accompany each balls deep sink into her urethra, his meaty pole hard as rock as he pounds her. A sizable rotund bulge forms in the base of his cock, his apparent orgasm clear each time he bumps it against her stretched opening.
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>>8665203
I love you too, Anon, but don't break that rule.
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Are any avas available? I wanna play!
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>>8665248
>>8665096
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>>8665262
>>8665248
It might not actually be the best time for me right, since I have to go in a little under 2 hours.
I might be able to fit in a quick session, but I don't want to blueball you.
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>>8665096
Can I pick Dominator?
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>>8665281
Sure can. What do you have in mind?
I can do both dom and sub Dominator.
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>>8665275
>I don't want to blueball you.
Well then nevermind, you're boring.
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I want this to be done.
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>>8665292
You want to be blueballed? Well let me help you with that~
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>>8665290
Okay, this may sound a little odd, but I'd just like to explore her body. You know, fondle and squeeze...
Either is fine for me though, don't have a preference.
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>>8665207
>She wanted to reply something snarky in return, or at the very least tell him to shut up, but she was so far gone that mutterings and moans were all that escaped her mouth.
S-Sshhu-ghh...!
>Indeed, she wouldn't even notice the onlookers as she was far too focused on maintaining what little composure she had left to not simply cry in pleasure at the top of her lungs.
>It takes her a moment to process his second comment, as her brain struggles to cope with the sensation of her dick getting mercilessly plowed into, the usually narrow and thin opening now swollen and forced wide-open. However she does eventually realize what this means: If he were to climax while lodged into her shaft, his seed would shoot straight down into her own nutsack, further adding to her already dangerously colossal amount of semen packed away into those heavy, pumpkin-sized balls of hers. That thought alone could have been worrisome, if only she was able to experience anything but heat and arousal right now, which of course she wasn't.
W-Wh-... Aah-ait!
>Is all she manages to say, enable to clarify her thoughts as she feels the already high pressure within herself only further rising, from growing closer and closer to her own limit.
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>>8665303
S-samus?
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>>8665300
A cat is fine too.
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>>8665315
Pic very much related.
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>>8665336
fuck off ichigo
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You wake up as Shiki. What do you do?
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>>8665340
Never. NEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
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>>8665292
Not the fun way, anon.
>>8665304
(Doesn't sound all too odd.)
>Dominator shrugs at Anon's request. Any other toy-for-the-night would usually ask to have sex, which she allows, on her own terms.
Eh, suit yourself, Anon. Just one rule: Don't touch my asshole. It's off limits.
>She quickly undresses, removing her skirt, shirt, and helmet. After carelessly throwing them away, she gets her hair out of her face, and waits for Anon to start. Of course, she took the liberty of keeping her shoes, gloves, and panties on.
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>>8665356
I'd an illya
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>>8665310
>The horny beast roughly slams his cock in and out of her dickhole, spreading the sensitive opening with each violent rail into its sodden depths. His knot slaps against her opening with increasing speed, his pre cum tinged with off white as he feels himself near his no doubt heavy orgasm. Without warning he pulls back until his flared tip almost exits and then slams forward with a bit of difficulty, his large knot able to slip into the swollen confines of her dick's insides.
Take it all...
>The wolf boy lets out a low howl as he treats her urethra like a new bitch, pumping wad after wad of his thick puppy batter right into her balls. He continues to hump and grind deep inside of it, his own cum spilling deeper into her own set of balls while being drained out of his own. His rough urethral pounding causes a bit of his own seed to spill out of her massive meatstick and cascade down, coating the floor in the creamy ejaculate. Once his orgasm ends he slips his canine cock free of her now gaping slit, slipping over to her side. By this time more than a sizable crowd of onlookers had formed, only a few feet away from the sordid act. He grabs her side and turns her towards them, pressing her back against his chest as his hands reach around to her front. His hands begins to eagerly fly up and down her prick, aiming it towards the crowd of eager onlookers.
Empty your balls for me sweetheart...Cover all of these nice people in those gallons of femgirl milk...
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>>8665350
Ask who I am
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>>8665364
Two of them?
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>>8665314
Indeed, though I'm not staying, I only appeared to bring that anon the joy of playing with me, the feeling of finally having his small pathetic cock stroked, even letting him cum all over my hand.
To pull away, with no desire of ever bringiing him any sort of lasting pleasure. I only came to blue ball that anon and now I'm off to sleep, if you tell me(Karl) that you've been edging until you see me again then I'd love to have a nice little session~
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>>8665388
I'd as many as possible!
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>>8665358
You...you got it.
>The anon started to come close, beginning to place his hands on her hips.
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>>8665392
I will edge frequently til I see you again, but I'll also sleep, and presumably won't edge in my sleep.
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>>8665393
To bad I have no idea how to play them
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>>8665404
Curse you, Ichigo
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>>8665392
I still need to find you when you're available. I've been aching to blow everything I have all over those huge tits for ages now.
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>>8665404
If you start playing Fate characters I will marry you.
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>>8665397
I hope you have the wetest of dreams~ But if you do then I won't play with you.

>>8665412
Have you been holding your cum back just for a chance to blow a thick load for me? It's alright anon, I wouldn't even use my hand to rub your filthy cock. You'll just have to rub your prick and hope you cum as I tease you before I grow bored.
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>>8665409
I-I do what I know and I don't know them
I don't do a lot of stuff...
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>>8665396
>Dominator rolls her eyes, seemingly uninterested in the imminent groping session. She'd cross her arms, but that might get in his way, so she opts against it. The whole experience is more or less awkward for her, as she can't do much besides stand there.
>Her hips are quite wide, indicating a fertile specimen.
So... What do you get out of this, exactly? If groping's all you need to get off, you have to be some lame quick-shot, right?
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evens: post
odds: play starcraft
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>>8665429
Yeah, I've been pretty backed up over this and it's all your fault. Even if I did cum that way though, I dont think it'd be satisfying as I want it to be. No hand could compare to any part of your body.
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>>8665422
I haven't even watched anything from the fate series desu. I do have quite a lot of their porn though.
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>>8665437
Um.
Have fun anon.
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>>8665430
It's okay, you give us ophis and I can forgive everything you do for that
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>>8665435
...What do you mean by quick-shot?
>He starts to push and squeeze her skin, its softness being quite attracting. He started to push his face onto her belly.
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>>8665485
>shoves
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>>8665373
>With her eyes closed, she throws her head back as she feels his bulging knot fully sheath itself into her gigantically swollen shaft. She grits her teeth as her already aching balls difficulty welcome his own deposit of seed, making them that much more painfully gorged.
O-Ohh ffuck! I'm gonna-...!!
>Purgy, completely drowned in pleasure, hadn't even noticed the crowd gathering at their table, let alone that the wolf boy had moved behind her and shifted her in order to face them. With as little warning as they'd get, the voyeurs wouldn't have much time to take cover or dive out of the way.
NG-NNGHHAAAHH~~!!
She'd let out one last cry, her loudest yet, before her terribly overfilled balls quaked in an ultimate explosive release. Her obscenely large member throbbed violently one last time before the widened slit, already leaking as a snatch, erupted into a literal geyser of hot and heavy seed. Just as he'd planned, the poor crowd of onlookers would be showered by gallons upon gallons of cum, fire-hosing them from head to toe thanks to the unimaginable amount of pressure that had been building up all along.
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>>8665452
thanks
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I want more porn of her.
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>>8665492
cute tho
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>>8665493
Ew
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i-its pretty late, any big dicked furry futas I can worship?
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>>8665493
Without the tits, this looks like a cute catboy, which is okay too.
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>>8665464
T-Thanks... anyway I'm going back to bed because I'm a tired lazy fuck. Have a good one anon.
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>>8665446
Oh you think I'd feel guilty over your cock aching day in and day out? Oh on the contrary I love the idea of you holding back in your cum, bringing yourself close to exploding but holding back, hoping I'll finally make you cum, but it never happens.

Good night anon, when you have a wet dream about me tell me how it went~
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>>8665504
Are you the only Samus here?
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>>8665496
lie
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>>8665478
(Sorry for the short posts, I'm really not sure what to do in this scenario, besides being a statue.)
Oh, you know, quick-shot? Can't last more than a minute? A little -too- 'trigger-happy'?
>Dominator teased a little, but still felt somewhat awkward. He might not actually understand, which would make her look like a tool.
>Her stomach's flat and toned, with not much squish to it. Her body is hairless, but it doesn't feel waxed or shaved.
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>>8665513
truth
check out these dubs as proof
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>>8665522
W-what
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>>8665522
>Triple dubs
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>>8665504
A man can dream, can't he?
Hopefully anyway. I'll be sure to let you know the details if I get to have a dream of ramming my aching cock in your selfish pussy and fill it with cum as much as I can in some kinda prisoner fantasy.

Either way, yeah. Lets hope.
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>>8665484
>The wolfboy's own prick disappears into its sheathe after he watches her blow her top all over the unsuspecting crowd. Watching her gigantic member spray it's contents was a sight to behold, the wolf boy able to feel each torrent that traveled through her freshly fucked urethra while he stroke her off. He licks his lips hungrily at the sight, some running off disgusted while others began to strip out of their clothes. The smell of semen and the alluring sight of the fucking causing some to engage in their own lurid acts, finding one of the people they were fancying all night and starting to fuck them then and there. Cocks going into mouths, pussies engulfing meat and sloppy snowballing dominated the nearby area as cum glazed furries engage in a sudden orgy. The wolf boy reaches up and delves two fingers into her spread slit, bringing it to his lips and plopping it into his mouth before swallowing heavily.
Mmm...Delicious. Thanks for helping me deal with my little problem Purgy.
>Out of seemingly nowhere two semen slathered futas approach, their large swinging sacks hanging underneath them before they each turn around and present their sopping wet snatches to Purgy. He grinds his fingers against the walls of her dick one last time before pulling away from her, leaning back against the booth.
Seems like you have a few admirers. I think this'll be good for your wrestling career, at the very least.
(That was excellent! You don't have to reply to this, I just like implied sex after the session.)
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>>8665501

Make it quick.
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>>8665522
w-wh
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>>8665537
>Anon buries his face in those non-Euclidean balls and enjoys the feeling of their weight on his face as he licks and sucks your scrotum.
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>>8665518
Well, you have a nice body... I don't mind.
>He proceeded to move his hands up to her breasts, getting a feel of them.
(I don't mind! The way you're going is fine.)
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>>8665522
SICK

>>8665555
DAMN SON
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>>8665537
MMhhh desu, thats a nice cock and balls
>He puts his face down by the sac.
mmmhh smells good.
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>>8665484
>>8665535
(Holy shit. I was watching from the sidelines, but both of you were absolutely fantastic.)
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>>8665568
>Hugs Kenny.
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>>8665504
Miss Samus? Are you free?
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>>8665568
>DAMN SON
You wanna get in on this?
>Anon moves over so Kenny can worship so balls too.
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>>8665547
cute, Cuter, CUTEST!
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Choose your cancer.
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>>8665631
Ichigo.
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>>8665607
t-those dubs meant nothing! it was a fluke!
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>>8665586
>hugs Anon

>>8665593
T-that's not what I meant...although I certainly appreciate the offer, maybe another time. <3

>>8665631
Pic related.
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>>8665631
Mechas the only one who doesn't belong on that list.
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>>8665638
Well then just what did you mean?
>Anon goes back to worshiping between speaking to Kenny.
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>>8665535
>Purgy, drenched in sweat and panting, takes a moment to come back to her senses and realizes what exactly had just happened.
O-Oh man... What a mess. So much for not being caught, huh...
>She shakes her head, looking back at the wolf boy behind herself as he tastes her own fluids.
Are you sure you're not secretly a minx in disguise? Playful little...
>She trails off as the cum-covered futas approach, needing release of their own. She considers them both for a moment, then nods, figuring she still has some stamina left.
Ah, what the heck, might as well turn this into a full-blown orgy, right?
(I agree! Like I said that was my first session with her, so I had my doubts, but I really like how this turned out.)

>>8665577
(You think so? That's good to hear!)
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>>8665631
I only talk OOC you should put me on the list too. :^)

Oh and there is a new LD and Peridot. Gotta keep your shit up to date.

>>8665592
Nop, I'm about to head off. sorry anon maybe next time~
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>>8665562
>Seeing as her teasing isn't working as well as she hopes, Dominator groans. Is this guy seriously only interested in JUST groping her?
>It got on her nerves, but once he went for her breasts, she calmed down a little. Finally, the fun bits!
>Her breasts are quite soft, like medium-sized water balloons, with several freckles on their underside. Her small nubs are surrounded by dark-green areolae, fitting for Dominator's skin tone.
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>>8665447
They're as generic as any other anime characters. Nail some of their easier recognisable traits and you'll probably be praised for it.
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>>8665660
It's not even my shit, I'm memeing using someone else meme. Because I'm Evil.
And you are a swell guy Karl.
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>>8665577
(Always get into it if someone is willing to indulge my urethra pen fetish.)
>>8665656
(Mhm I liked it too. If you decide to pick her up I'll definitely be around for more.)
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>>8665671
OWAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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>>8665670
Thanks anon <3 You sound swell too. Can't get made of a shitposter cause :^)

But I like my version better, it's fun seeing people get triggered that I edited it.
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>>8665666
They're quite jiggly... I like that!
>Anon starts to push his face against them, too, when he had a thought.
Dominator... do I have permission to kiss?
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>>8665671
I'm not sure about making her official, but she's definitely going to be on the secret menu for sure.

And I'm glad I was able to help you out with your urethra pounding shtick. I know it's not the easiest thing to find someone to play out with, considering the rather absurd size difference required for it.
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>>8665676
>Karl turning into a Peridot tier shitposter because he doesn't like an image

Karl, please.
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me
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>>8665724
There are no Lolis here ... only ...
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>>8665708
(Most definitely. Pretty much all urethra play is right up my alley but I know it's not exactly the most alluring thing.)
(I don't know who you are and know how annoying it can be for people to pry into that but I hope you enjoy your new character, at the very least.)
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>>8665737
>Pretty much all urethra play is right up my alley

O W A I N
W
A
I
N
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>>8665708
you up for a quicky now that your other session is done?
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>>8665732
S U F F E R I N G
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>>8665577
>Owain is the only male ava that gets any praise for his writing

I hate this community. I hate Owain. I hate Virra's shithole server that encourages his cancer.

Fuck you, Owain. ERP was fun before you showed up. Now it's all Owain this and Owain that and praise for YOUR writing and nobody else's. The Kathleen shit was probably the one break the threads had from praising your overrated all mighty self.

Fuck.
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>>8665762
Why don't you just get better, then?
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>>8665768
I've been practicing but nobody on Discord cares I exist, especially when Owain is online. It feels pointless to even try.
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>>8665762
Honestly the Kathleen thing showed me just how broken people in this community are and besides my inner circle of friends I view you all as dirt
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>>8665762
Can you be better than him, Anon?
If not, then shut up and Fuck Off.
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Speaking of Male avas, who would be a good fit for this place?
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>>8665789
People hate male Avas here.
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>>8665782
Why don't you just play in private, then? What's wrong with not getting recognition, aside from not having your ego stroked?
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>>8665762
But it wasn't even that good tho.
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>>8665788
That's the thing. There are quite a few people in the threads and Discord who can type fuck circles around Owain but they get no recognition or love because they aren't Owain.
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>>8665737
I'll give you a double hint:
We've had a session with another freak of mine before, a date sort of thing. And I'm generally known for having rather unusual characters.
That's all I'm gonna say for now.

Anyway, take care!

>>8665745
Actually, it's 5 AM over here, so I'm most likely going to be heading off soon. Sorry.
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>owains a furfag
And people are actually intimidated by him?
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>>8665808
before to go to bed, do you do CV?
Just asking because big dicked furry herms like her always turn me on to that.
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>>8665808
(Oh! Wonderful. You have a nice night as well.)
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>>8665824
Hi Chat.
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>>8665813
They're less intimated by his level of typefucking and more by how easy he can take over threads and Discords with a single push of a button.
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>IT was chat fucking the furry futa
>it was chat complaining about not getting attention, despite "practicing"
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>>8665837
>It was chat fucking the furry futa
That was Owain, that's why people are upset.
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>>8665762
(ERPing isn't a contest my man you gotta relax.)
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>>8665800
Not that Anon. But I’ve tried all the routes. Private. Servers, Thread. And guess what? This shit is just like real life. If you are not good enough or interesting enough nobody give you a fuck. Some people get used to it, some don’t and complain about Owain.
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>>8665837
I'm not the one arguing about owain tho...
I just asked about a session with the herm.
I try to stay out of everything now and sit back and relax.

and yes i'm using my ava right now.
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>>8665859
That doesn't really change anything I've said, though. Not being interesting enough is a personal problem, not everyone else.
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>>8665824
Not usually, but I might make an exception for her considering she very well could make it happen.

>>8665827
Yup, you too!
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>>8665868
They just want the (you).
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>>8665853
This is the equivalent of a handsome jock telling the ugly nerd to just go up to the beautiful girl and say hi.
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>>8665873
O-oh wow.... that does sound like fun.
you going to be around tomarow?
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>>8665853
t. winner of ERP
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>>8665861
>Chat shitposting Owain
What a surprise
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>>8665762
To be honest, I get it. And a lot of it is people equating quantity to quality. He's mediocre at worst and good at best. But that's all dragged down by the fact that he's long-winded and repetitive, something that a lot of avas and anons think of as being great. I've played with his characters once and only once and found it frustrating when I couldn't keep up with his word count. So I stopped trying to play with him after that. Regardless, whining won't do anything about it. Just have fun and stop caring about what other people like until such time as it actually affects you.
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>>8665887
I'd say Mecha is for being so popular despite doing shit all. Owain is constantly rping
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>>8665880
I don't know yet.
I'll make a post if I happen to be around, alright?
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>>8665894
hes not though...
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>>8665898
This. Mecha himself says that he doesn't have to do shit to stay relevant while Owain basically has to ERP around the clock or risk losing his meme spot.
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>>8665874
It just baffles me, really. I mean, my only gripe, is that I'll never be as close to some of the people here that I really like, but that's something to be dealt with on my part, not every other roleplayer here. Some people just need to accept that they're boring/unlikeable, and things will get easier.
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>>8665878
Except the both of you would have been faceless nobodies in this case. Just fucking interact when an ava types up a prompt and you'll both get your e-dicks wet.
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>>8665899
gotchaaa~
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>>8665878
>Beta faggots treat a Moroccan beef jerking server like literal high school
Really makes you think
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>>8665909
(Chat my man you gotta learn to take a hint.)
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>>8665853
This. Peeps need to chill the fuck out and have fun
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>>8665915
Some of these people are, in fact, in highschool.
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>>8665906
We are not made to accept that we are losers so easily, otherwise 4chan would not even exist.
It require lot of maturity to understand you are one.
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>>8665896
>Frustrating to keep up with word count
Wait, why would you...
what does word count have to do with how much typefuck occurs?

Shit man. I hope other people don't think that way.
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>>8665878
>>8665887
(Lads, please. I'm curious what you guys want to gain from ERP you aren't getting now.)
>>8665896
(Matching length doesn't really matter as long as you are writing something you feel is good and engaging for your partner.)
>>8665920
(Dead ass, B.)
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>>8665916
I took the hint, it said "if im around tomarow we can have some fun"
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>>8665915
It's an RP community, it's inevitable that people would treat it like a popularity contest.
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>>8665906
>Just accept you're boring and unlikable.
There are reasons people kill themselves, anon.

Those that don't usually end up being slave to pony cucking.
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>>8665927
I'm just saying, he gets seriously long-winded and typefucking became a chore when I felt like I had to match him.
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>>8665937
Fucking this.
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>>8665939
(No, you need to learn to read between the lines.)
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>>8665692
(Oh wow, I'm so sorry anon, my browser fucked up and didn't update. I thought the thread died out of nowhere.)
>Dominator can't help but grin, starting to enjoy herself a little.
>She leans a little forward, making her chest stick out more.
Eh? Uh... Go for it, I guess. Not my face, though. You're allowed to kiss any part you like, except for my face.
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>>8665927
Some people feel bad not matching the other person effort.
It’s painful when you are playing with someone who is a better writer than you, is the typefuck equivalent of being bad in bed and see your partner doing more effort than you.
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>>8665925
Accepting that you're a failure, is the first step to working towards fixing that, I believe. If you can't even admit that, then you're better off dead in the first place.
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Am I late to meme, I saved an image to my phone so I can be cool too.
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>>8665937
That is how I feel now, yes. But there's still this niggling feeling, especially with open typefuck where everyone else can read it, that I need to try and match length or I'll be judged as illiterate, regardless of how true or not it is. Yes, I'm aware that it's a personal problem.
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>>8665970
Go ahead and meme it up, fag
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>>8665944
No, I feel you. But what I'm saying is I hope that isn't a normal thing. Mostly because I'm longwinded too, but I never expect people to match me at all. I'm not making shit long to show how big my dong is, I do it sorta automatically.

Bleh.
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>>8665993
Ah, alright. I haven't seen you go but the best advice I can give is be mindful if you're writing the same sentence over and over with different words each time.
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>>8665958
>>8665692
(And of course, I come back at the worst possible time.)
(I'm sorry anon, but I have to go. See you in, uh, several hours.)
(My discord is ThirstyKek#7990 if you want to add me and continue this there.)
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>>8665964
People can't fix themself.
Let's this new age shit die, it's 2017 already.
The best you can do is accept you are a losers and stop trying being something you will never be. Who is born a Circle can't die a Square.
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>>8665960
>Size=Effort
I dont entirely agree. But I get what you both are saying.

I just remember a time where I went through trying to convince my rp partners that they dont have to match my length, and I lost a lot of good ones because they thought I was a show off.

It hurts man.
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>>8665970
You're not late, mister.
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>>8666004
>using the "IT'S CURRENT YEAR" argument
Okay, tumblr.
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>>8665970
You are the sexiest.
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>>8665964
>Implying being a failure means you can stop being one with feel good thoughts.

Are we gonna heal all the racism in the world with backrubs next, anon? Cuz it sounds like thats the road you're going down.
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>>8665970
How's it feel that Owain claimed Kinx and Leona?
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>>8666002
I have a question. Have you plans of avaing broken male characters?
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>>8666004
>>8666018

I'm not saying you can grow up to be the fucking president, or something, anon. I'm just saying that you can work towards at least being happy with yourself. Personal happiness trumps everything else, and you can't be happy if you're always comparing yourself to others.

Most people here are losers, it's why we've all congregated here, the ones with complexes just need to grow the fuck up, and accept it.
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>Owain yiffing a giant-dicked furry caused all this
What is wrong with you people?
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>>8666006
It's typefucking every Anon has a One Foot Cock here so how you misure prowess? Quality or Quantity of the text. When you have none you are nothing but a two inch virgins self deluding himself.
Good writes should play only with good writers otherwise this fucking Owain meme will never stop.
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>>8666001
Not the same sentence, but I do tend to reuse words a lot, unfortunately. Been getting better about it though.
At least, I like to think so.
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>>8666023
>broken male characters
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>>8666028
This is not how human brain works.
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>>8666039
Shut the fuck
No one cares
Know your place
Trash
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>>8666033
That was a fucking embarrassment of grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Apologize.
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>>8666043
It is, actually. I know it's hard, since you might also be a little autistic, but should at least be able to swallow your pride every now and then, and accept that there will always be people who are naturally better than you in every way shape and form.
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>>8665985
Subarashii!

>>8666008
Good I'd hate to miss a good meme.

>>8666012
Sankyuu

>>8666022
Like they're my friends regardless and only a monkey cares what a monkey does.
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>>8666023
I prefer getting dicked rather than dicking myself so, no? I'm not that great at playing a male ava anyway
okay for real I gotta go now
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>>8666049
Are you triggered by pictures of Matt Hardy for some reason? Nigga, it's jokes.
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>>8666050
Nope. It prove my point.
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>>8666060
It's a meme, big dumb stupid head.
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>>8666028
What happens when you explore yourself and your interests for the first 20-25 years of your life and find you're painfully average in intelligence, interest and talent, and have no outstanding qualities other than you can make friends pretty easily. And then you think about it and realize the only reason that is true is because you trained yourself as a kid to be the guy people walk over and who tell people what they wanna hear so its ingrained in you, and now everyone you know that remotely gives a shit about you is more or less just there to feel good about themselves?

Don't come at me with that 'find yourself' bullshit, sometimes you do find yourself and you know what you see? Nothing but a sad piece of shit.
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>>8665982
(I mean people one line with no problems all the time anon. You gotta relax. No one is judging you that harshly. Even if they are, you are playing on anon! No one will remember or be able to connect it to you the next day.)
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>>8666032
ERP is a community made of beta males and broken people

This is the result when Owain, the ERP equivalent of an alpha male jock joins a D&D club and ends up stealing all the fat chicks from the neckbeards.
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>>8666052
But I've accepted it.
I'm not complaying, I'm explaing w
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>>8666064
Oh, fuck me then.
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>>8666072
hy some people are.
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>>8666033
Everyone doesn't always wanna work their asses off to nut one out man. And not everyone wants to be fucking impressed when they go to jerk off.

You can't tell me you never fapped to some shit that wasn't even that good but it was hot at the time.
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>>8666068
Well, all I'm hearing is that you're chock-full of personal shortcomings, and are now content with blaming just about everyone else but yourself for them. I mean, a lot of them you can't really help, but those are the cards you're dealt, anon. Some people are fine as they are, and others wallow in self-hatred; It's really up to you, as to what you decide to do after looking in the mirror.

I'm a useless piece of shit, that spends his time typefucking here, playing videogames and working, but at least I'm content with this life.
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>>8666085
I don't care about me, I care about the other more.
I'm don't get off by ERPing.
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>>8666106
Then you shouldn't care about how things come out, as long as your partner is happy
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>>8666114
>as long as your partner is happy

And therein lies another issue. What if someone else makes them happier with their ERP?
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>>8666106
Then as long as you make it presentable, then...whats the problem?

Hell man, for all you know, the other person is thinking the same thing. If you're worried about impressing someone with high standards-don't. People who go into a fucking typefuck on 4chan and expect to be wowed are the kinda fuckers who jerk off mediocre writers in the hopes they'll get their dicks wet again.

Basically what I'm saying is chill bro.
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>>8666122
Why should you care, as long as you satisfy them? It shouldn't matter if you're the best, just good enough.
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>>8666122
>What if someone else makes them happier with their ERP
>People actually think about this while they typefuck
holy fuck are the people who dislike Owain really this insecure?
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>>8666114
Because my patner is not happy?

>>8666127
Because I'm not good enough.
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If i get dubs, i'll expose the shitposter and upload screencaps of who keeps fucking up the threads with constant sperg outs
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>>8666144
How do you know they're not?
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>>8666140
ERP is intimate and is the closest to sex pretty much anyone here will ever have.
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>>8666096
It's not really about blame-hell I'm not even that upset typing it out like that like I thought I might be. Just like there's always someone who has it better there's someone that has it worse.

It just irks me when I see stupid self improvement shit. It isn't and never will be as easy as 'oh just make yourself better'.

Acceptance? Sure. Argue that all you want.
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>>8666146
Don't do it. This needs to die
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>>8666122
>I can't just typefuck, I have to be the SINGLE BEST FUCK THEY'LL EVER HAVE
Fucking ego much? Everyone is going to have different preferences faggot and you can't be everyone's #1, just do a good job and get each other off.
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>>8666140
Yes. I am. And I don't even hate Owain.
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>>8666146
We know it's Chat.
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>>8666146
Roll assist
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>>8666129
>>8666144
anon, you're like the tiny voice in my head that is always telling me I'm not good enough that I try my best to ignore.
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>>8666152
I'm not telling you to go out and be the best fucking guy you can be, dude. I'm telling you that there are losers and winners in the game of life. You can't be a, winner, but you can still st least try to be happy, instead of being a mopey piece of shit.
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>>8666071
This is by far the best example I've ever seen
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>>8666174
I can relate, because I have these thoughts all the time, but I push them away because they're silly. It doesn't matter if you're not th best to someone, because as long as you're something to them, that's all that matters.
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>>8666162
As autistic Chat is, its not him. Its someone in the thin-skin discord, I'll say that much.
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>>8666179
And it's still high school tier drama bullshit.
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>>8666150
Disappear after two post.
Sarcastic comments on my writing (by Sponty even)
Someone once started copypasting a session by Iowa.
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>>8666185
Lupin's discord?
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>>8666175
And most of the time, I am pretty alright. It's just on dark rainy nights like this one, where I look down at myself, then at my mirror and think.
"Is this just my life?"

And you know what? It is. Shit's funny that way.
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>>8666198
TND's
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>>8666185
The shitty anon discord? Go figure
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>>8666183
You know.
I kinda like how you put it. Here's a (You).

Ego is a funny thing, boys.
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>>8666146
Check these numbers.
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>>8666211
>Calling TND's the thin skin one when the PA cuck and LD infested servers exist
Yeah naw.
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>>8666174
Guess what kind of voice I've in mine.
I can barely keep the one that tell me to kill people at bay.
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>>8666199
We all have bad days-- Hell, I had a meltdown a week ago, and said and did some really stupid shit, but that doesn't mean we should let it be like this all the time. You something to relieve your stress, and maybe typefucking isn't cutting it.
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>>8666666
Don't disappoint me erp. I don't want to see an arrow.
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>>8666213
I don't think anyone there (that's active) really holds any hostility to anyone, save for a couple of people and Paul.
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>>8666222
I like to think everyone has something like that, fucking with their subconscious. The degree you can ignore, or control it is how functional you are, I guess.

Good on you for not killing anyone yet anon.
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Good morning.
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>>8666222
This sounds like a fucking DeviantArt journal.
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>>8666161
(Anon imma level with you for a second and tell you that I am no one's favorite RPer. You should just try your best and ask them afterwards if they enjoyed. If they do, great. If they don't, just let it roll off your back.)
(There's quite a few good writers here who don't find me engaging enough. As long as you try your best you'll be all good. Should probably think about what you're using ERP for and if what you're doing is a good way to achieve that goal.)
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>>8666193
I dunno about that, but my guess is Sponty as an ESL has to work twice as hard on their grammar. So seeing you spell tomorrow as "tomarow" probably irks them at least a little.
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>>8666258
>that I am no one's favorite RPer
>Owain says he hates liars
>is a liar himself

Really makes me think
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>>8666224
It's probably more just a dip of depression. Anons started talking about stuff I thought internally for a bit, so it sorta came out naturally. I'll be fine in the morning, probably.

Though, I probably do do this for the wrong reasons sometimes, there is a joy to be had writing out smut of all your waifus. It's a simple pleasure. Sometimes made a little more complicated than it needs to be by humans, but hey, what isn't?
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>>8666251
Hi cute Ash/Mewtwo poster
>Kissu
>>
I think I realize why ERP moved to /trash/.
It isn't because Erotic roleplaying is trashy or garbage, or that everyone's a degenerate or anything. It's because the type of people who enjoy this hobby seem to be mostly broken shells of people.
Granted, part of that is just 4chan, but I feel like I understand this board now.
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>>8666271
>Being this fucking petty
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>>8666271
Hang yourself
>>
Reminder
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>>8666258
I agree with you on lots of things, but don't act humble, dude. Plenty of people love you, and you should at least say "yeah, I'm popular". It's nothing to feel bad about, especially when it's tied to your ability to function as a normal human being.
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>>8666284
First thing in the morning? Really?
>blushu anyway
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>>8666304
>Tfw people were so scared of Paul, that I got kicked from a server under suspicion of being an alt
>I didn't even get a chance to prove otherwise
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>>8666258
People lie. Even in this place if you ask someone if the session was fun 8 out of 10 will ever tell you “Yes it was” even if it’s not true. Unless you are a meme character like Boco or Bolin nobody will ever tell you to fuck off or that you are bad. They will disappear on you next time and then you end up being aware that you are basically typefucking the same Anon (who could or not be Lupin in disguise) over and over again.
I’ve seen player of Call of Cthulhu go insane for even less.
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>>8666266
I wish it was for a tomarow. Which thank to God is the only error I've never made.
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>>8666322
>(who could or not be Lupin in disguise)
If I may just say, that no matter how shitty you're feeling right now, you'll never be as pathetic as Lupin, everyone.
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>>8666309
You haven't slept a whole lot. Go back to bed, get some more sleep.
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>>8666322
And that faint hope that you're improving, and that you wrote something kinda interesting is dashed when you get nothing at the end. Or worse, false positives. Because you suspect it, and then you see them really enjoy something. And you're forgotten immediately. Or worse avoided.
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>>8666271
(I dunno bob when people talked about their absolute favorite sessions none of them were me so that's what I'm basing it off of.)
>>8666305
(Yeah but that isn't a reason to not try or believe that someone who RPed with me won't enjoy your session either. People can enjoy sessions for entirely different reasons and there's tons of people who don't like my writing as it is.)
>>8666322
(It's usually good to read between the lines. If they don't ask for you to play with them again or say it themselves without being prompted the session was good that might be something. If you feel your writing is bad or someone drops you it is a good idea to ask why and figure out what you can improve on.)
(I read one of my earliest sessions with an ava I really like and I was terrible by my standards but I've improved since then by asking people and doing other things. Don't count yourself out just yet.)
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>>8666344
But...I'm fine, really.
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>>8666358
>when people talked about their absolute favorite sessions
>is constantly brought up as a favorite ava and had someone say your session with Fluttershy was a favorite

Why you always lying
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>>8666358
Oh I keep asking, I've not get anything better than Ganbatte, Don't worry, YOu will be better and isntead everything is going worse. I've read something I wrote 10 years ago and it's way better than what I'm doing right now.
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You don't have to name anyone, and I'd rather you didn't, but do you guys have a specific person you enjoy playing with? One that makes you feel all warm inside?
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>>8666359
No way, your last post was like, what, 4 hours ago? You need more sleep.

Don't make tuck you in bed now. I'll do it.
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>>8666381
Karl.
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>>8666381
I use to.
Like three different times actually.
But they all grew bored of me, and left.
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>>8666381
Yes.
I've had trouble lining up my mood / timezone with them lately, but we still chat from time to time.
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>>8666388
>>8666381
This desu ne.
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>>8666381
I use to have someone I loved to play with-and did so almost every other day, with a wide overarching story.

Then...well. Then they showed up less. Talked to me less. Answered things less, and distanced themselves from me. Eventually, it took months between replies, and they were always filled with apologies, and that they should be fine now only to disappear for more months.

It's been about 2 years now since the last one. I'd be lying if I said I didnt miss them.
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>>8666367
>Is constantly brought up as a favorite ava
(Hogwash.)
>And had someone say your session with Fluttershy was a favorite
(Pretty sure the specific word used was memorable.)
>>8666374
(It may be good to reread over that and figure why exactly it was better.)
(When I looked over my first ERP from august of last year I noticed my grammar was off, I had bad transitions and my actions didn't flow organically which I've touched upon. It would probably help to do the same.)
>>8666381
(Just a new person that approached me for RP today actually. It removes the tension and makes it a bit easier to write knowing you aren't bugging them when they aren't in the mood.)
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>>8666383
>Sigh
Goodnight, anon.
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>>8666414
That's better.
Come back when you've had more sleep.
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>>8666381
I do, but I don't think they really feel the same, despite telling me otherwise. I shouldn't care, but sometimes I can't help but want to get closer to the people I really like talking to/playing with. Not even in a romantic sense, either, I'd just like to be regarded as someone special to somebody, anybody. I'm an insecure mess, and I don't deserve the people who call me a friend.
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>>8666352
In the end you are slowly aware that you are going to be nothing but the next Paul or the next Peridot. A meme ava that come here only for shitpost because no matter what shitpost always come out right.
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>>8666381
Don't think I get a warm feeling off of them, but yeah I do. It's fun playing around with them.
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>>8666406
>mfw I feel this way, and think it's because I write good posts, but my writing style eventually wears people down and they don't like to rp with me a lot at once, or over an extended period.
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>>8666424
>I'd just like to be regarded as someone special to somebody, anybody. I'm an insecure mess, and I don't deserve the people who call me a friend.

For what it's worth, you're not alone in that. You summed me up to a tee.
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>>8666381
Yep, and they know who they are. Kissu wissus all around.
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>>8666424
>>8666439
I don't want to be regarded as someone special to somebody, because then all that's gonna end up happening is I'll eventually let them down and both of us will be miserable as a result.
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>>8666428
That's the real reason shitposts happen isn't it.
Because being on the floor, trying to impress, and live up to that ego inside is hard. Impossible even.
But memes are cool. Memes are always funny to someone. And if someone gets mad about it its cool because le shitpost.

This way. This way, at least you dont have to feel that crushing paranoia anymore. You can just be around this place without feeling the same pressure, no matter how self created it is. But deep down, you still hate it, and have the same wants. You just push it down and ignore it to the best of your ability.

It's just. Easier this way.
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>>8666002
(Sent a request. I am known as D The Hedgehog)
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>>8666453
:gun:
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>>8666464
Yep. But even being a shitposter is not easy because you have a soul, you can't stand being an hassole 24/24 7/7. So you can't be even that. Because you are no good enough to be an Anon or an Ava nor bad enough to be Paul. Everyone is better than you in every way, either as an Hero, as the Villain or even as the Bystander. I'm nothing but a grey worthless sludge.
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>>8661656
>b4nny
>shitposting
Kill yourself.
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>>8666381
Yep, and I love to drop little things like this for them to see in case they're lurking
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>>8666464
this was not a feel i wanted to wake up to
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>>8666502
You make it fairly obvious who said person is
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>>8666514
Have a fresh reminder Kinx dislikes you then, kiddo
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>>8666514
Good Morning Bolin.
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>>8666496
At least when people hate you, they know you exist.
Being mediocre. Being 'average' or okay. It's worse than either option. At least if someone's hated, they did something of note. At least if someone is loved, they succeeded somehow. Who wouldn't give anything to escape mediocrity? But it's not as easy as that. Even trying your whole life, you will still be on the edges of it. Good, but not great. cool but not memorable.

I hate middle of the road.
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>>8666518
Who?
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>>8666519
i've made my peace with that senpai, i can understand why i'm disliked. but that post made me feel the feels.
>>8666522
hey
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I live, solely for the lolis.
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>>8666529
I should really kill myself.
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>>8666514
It isn't one I want to sleep with either.
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Is this the new golden age of ERP?
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>I start languidly stroking my "poor me" ego-dick.
Can I also get some pity?
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>>8666518
I lack subtlety and grace
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>>8666542
also, just saying
>Memes are always funny to someone.
Haha
No son
>>8666548
HE
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>>8666544
>Owain fucked some hyper furry's urethra and sent the thread spiraling into depression
Nothing is golden here.
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>>8666541
Easy there boy. No one wants you dead.

That's not something you should be saying
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>>8666552
I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. Maybe both?
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>>8666541
I'd never. Because as frustrated as I get at my own ego, and as much as I hate my own mediocrity. I enjoy too many small things. That sickening paranoia just becomes something that I ignore until it's brought to my attention.
Wouldn't advocate it either, as much as we've agreed with each other, anon.
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>>8666553
Why not, I've lived long enough. I've reached all the goals allowed to me, my life can't be better only worse. ERP has show me that. Trash need to be dispose off.
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>when you finally see just why exactly Owain's existence triggers ERP so badly and it's sad to witness

A therapist would make millions off you fucks
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>>8666545
No.
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>>8666569
The answer to ''Why not'' is easy, my boy.

In my opinion trash people don't exist. It's only a myth. They might be disgusting, twisted, crazy, depressed or whatever. But they're still a human being, a person with a heart within their bodies. No one should be dying but that's how life works.

And quit saying that, you haven't reached all your goals. There's always something else and the work is never done.

Feeling bad and feeling like you're nothing, an ant. It's a totally healthy feeling. Fear is your worst enemy but even the bravest warrior feels fear but you know what they do to over come their own emotions? They think about what they can achieve through the despair. Only when you're in the bottom of the barrel is when you truly appreciate success. This might be just nonsense but I'm not going to cross my arms while I see you sad like this.
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>>8666588
Humans were not made to live past thirty.
That people like can go beyond that age is what is fucking this world.
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>>8666588
I may have unintentionally lead the pity brigade tonight. But it wasn't meant to be a misguided attempt to stroke any egos. The topic shifted, and I let my mood get the better of me.

Reading this was. Nice. I apologize for bringing the thread down.
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>>8666381
A couple, I'd say. I'm just really really bad at expressing it.

>>8666424
>scrolling
>see this post
I feel this feel, Anon.
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>>8666601
>being a 19th century Russian anarchist in 2017
This """""retro""""" fad needs to die.
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>>8666666 who got it
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>>8666661
Maybe I'm from the 19th century.
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Anyone posting cards?
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>>8666667
>Hg OP gets get
Rare
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>>8666670
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Someone, please, save us from this depressing night.
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I would love to ram my cock down one of your tight throats until I pack your stomach to overflowing with got cum.
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>>8666601
The reason why the average age used to be so low is because the majority of people died before reaching the age of 20. If someone gets past the age of 20 they'll usually live to be 70 or 80. Shut up fag and do your research before spewing bullshit.
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>>8666784
>to overflowing
Bruh
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I just want you faggots to know I appreciate every one of you. Even the shitposters. Especially the shitposters. We're all in the same autistic, degenerate bucket here and as gay as it sounds there's no other pack of sperglords i'd rather be wasting the nights away with.

Now it is time to resume the lewding and put the bad feel behind you.
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Kathleen Ava when
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Think happy thoughts
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>>8666789
>Kissus the Kenny
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(LOVE IS IN DANGER AND IT'S GONNA DIE!)
(LOVE IS THE SAVIOR I GOT TO SURVIVE!)
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>>8666790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z5rBmHE53E
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>all this shut that people are tripping shit over
>I don't feel any different
This is making me think about how different I am from you guys. And not in a good way.
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>>8666786
I go hard my friend. If you're gunna cum down someone's throat you might as well make the very best of it. That said, any takers?
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>>8666810
What the fuck happened earlier, and who is this?
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>>8666789
>Kenny posted the Kurisu image
oh shit she's serious
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>tfw no slug gf
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>>8666803
FUCK OFF JESUS CHRIST
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>>8666852
Fuck slugs, I want a snail
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>>8666832
Owain fucked a furry futa's cock and someone basically admitted that ERP obsessing over him and praising his typefucking was making ERP a worse place for that anon to be in and other anons started popping up, sharing similar sentiments of insecurities and doubts (not over Owain specifically but in general) and basically Owain caused ERP to have a depressing existential crisis.
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>>8666785
How long a creature lives seems to depend chiefly on size and metabolic rate. Among Earth mammals, most species wind up having about a billion heartbeats over the course of a life – but a mouse’s heart beating at 500 per minute goes through them in three years, while an elephant’s heart pumping slowly at 30 beats per minute can go on for 60 or 70 years. Metabolic rate appears to be roughly proportional to linear size, though the animal’s specific build and lifestyle can cause quite a bit of variation.
The big joker in the lifespan deck is humanity. For our size we live considerably longer than we should. A human-sized organism should typically last about 30 years, but humans routinely last two or three times that long. It’s obvious that our bodies aren’t really up to the job, either: humans start losing their adult teeth by age 30, and without modern dentistry one could expect to be toothless by 50. Our joints start to wear out around the same time.
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>>8666857
t. Gary
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>>8666858
Peridot did nothing wrong.
Suicide Is Not Selfish, Wanting Someone To Live In Pain Is.
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>>8666886
>Suicide Is Not Selfish
Uh, yeah. It is.
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>>8666607
Sometimes all we need is a soft slap on the cheek and a couple of words we alread know just to remind us of what we are.

I've been a bit busy and now I have to sleep. Please try not to feel depressed again and If you do so, always remember abotu what you can become.

>>8666601
I'm against what you're saying but even so, our instinct is to survive and keep going forward against all odds and that's why we are here and that's why we can have a little chat right here. However I need to sleep now, so take care anon.
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>>8666913
Um, no sweetie
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SUICIDE IS BADASS
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>>8666913
Nope. Living is selfish. Living is parasitic.
Life was a mistake.
The Gun is Good.
The Penis is Bad.
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>>8666931
You're right, killing yourself so that you don't have to suffer anymore and leaving behind the scars you'll surely inflict upon the people who love you, especially the person that has to find their friend or family member's lifeless body, is completely selfless. What a bastion of hope, what martyrs the folks who end their lives are doing it for the people they love.
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>>8666959
The Gun is Good.
The Penis is Bad.
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>>8666991
My penis is bad. Punish it with intense oral sex.
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>>8666998
The Gun is good. The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken!
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>>8667005
...So, handjob only?
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>>8667015
We seal ourselves herewith into this place of learning. Death is banished for ever. I direct that the Tabernacle erase from us all memories of its construction, so we can never destroy it if we should ever crave for death. Here, man and the sum of his knowledge will never die, but go forward to perfection.
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>>8667029
...Are you asking me for anal? There's easier ways to do that you know.
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>>8667042
...a genuinely quirky movie, a trip into a future that seems ruled by perpetually stoned set decorators ... The movie is an exercise in self-indulgence (if often an interesting one) by Boorman, who more or less had carte blanche to do a personal project after his immensely successful Deliverance.
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>>8667047
Go away /lit/
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>>8667062
Talking about movie.
/lit/
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WAKE UP ERP!
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>>8667099
Wake me up, wake me up inside, I can't wake up
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>>8667099
No I'm fucking a hyper furry's futa dick so I can receive compliments like Owain.
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>>8667099
No, not yet.
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>>8667127
Are you a generic wolf boy?
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>>8667163
Yeah but since I'm not Owain I can't dom a dog bitch like five times bigger than me.
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Can someone please just suck my fucking dick? Damn this is like going to Subway and having to listen to the servers marital problems. It's also like Subway because I have a foot long ready to go and I want someone to start eating fresh.
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>>8667127
I'd be dying of embarrassment if people recognized me even after going anon to do a scene like that, honestly
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>>8667211
Owain is immune to shame and embarrassment.

Remember he ERPed as Sonic with Chat.
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Awoo?
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>>8667211
The question is who is it more embarrassing for? Owain or the furry? I mean, rping with a MONKEY and all...
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>>8667206
Go to /ftt/. Or wait for Morrigan.
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>>8667211
It's physically impossible for Owain to ruin his standing in ERP.
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>>8667241
Furries have no shame.
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>>8667242
Damn do I wish Morrigan were here right now. Now there's a skilful dickhandler.
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>>8667227
No awooing.
$350 penalty.
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>>8667257
She's too busy being under Owain's desk.
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>>8667278
Owain gets enough action, damn.
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>>8667259
AWOO, BITCH NIGGA!
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>>8667286
There's no such thing as enough for him.
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>>8667242
Morrigan sleeps around this hour, unfortunately
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>>8667309
>Morrigan
>sleep
This is news.
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>>8667323
Baka fairy when?
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>>8667337
Cirno is for abusing only.
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>>8667352
Delet this
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>>8667383
:^)
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Who can save Kathleen anymore
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>>8667503
Owain
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>>8667503
Is Kathleen a metaphor for ERP?
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>>8667099
>Falls out of bed
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>>8667658
>Kissus
>>
Awoo.
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>>8667658
Go to school, Jonx.
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>>8667658
What's it feel like being a shitposter, fag?
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>>8667660
>!
>>8667665
I'm between classes nerd
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>>8667661
Awooo~
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>>8667661
>Pats
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>>8667661
Awoooooo!
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>>8667671
You are in bed beetween classes? Are you fucking guys in the gym?
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>>8667661
Foxes don't go awoo. I get them outside the flat and they make this fucking screaming noise
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>>8667685
Wuh
I don't go to the gym on days I have yoga class I'm chillen in bed silly
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>>8667706
>Jinx is flexible
>Jinx possibly owns yogapants
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>>8667706
Ok. How is going, beside the chilling?
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>Blinks in front of you, effectively blocking your path by doing so.
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>>8667722
>Gaze at her butt
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>>8667722
>Smacks Tracer's ass, turns 360 degrees, then walks away.
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>>8667718
I do but I don't wear them to yoga; I have exercise pants and leggings (I don't like how they're loose in the ankle)
>>8667719
Going alright! Only got one paper typed last night so I'm trying to cram in the second now hahaha. You?
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>>8667734
>turns 360 degrees
>walks away
?
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>>8667742
Fuckin newfags
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>>8667737
Better than yesterday, not good as tomorrow.
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>>8667734
>>8667742
>>8667750
Job's done boys, it's quittin' time.
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>>8667753
That's pretty... Inspirational, actually. Ahaha. I hope things turn out well for you today!
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>>8667759
Well good look with your papers.
>>
I wish people wished me luck on my days. I wish I were a girl so I could get compliments online.
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>>8667792
I hope you feel better with yourself, Anon! And that your day is just as lucky!
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>>8667792
I wish people luck all the time though...
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>>8667792
I'm a girl and I got only insults here.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
>>
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>>8667838
Date blake
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>>8667819
Hi Jinx.
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>>8667853
Race traitor.
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>>8667864
Not Jinx.
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>>8667865
>>8667853
Remove Faunus.
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>>8667864
Nah, I don't use many periods oocly <3
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>>8667865
A human and a faunus can make a human child, Faunus can be bred out without effort and by localizing them to their own area's you are actually ensuring their survival as a species! If 1 in 4 human and faunus children turn out faunus, that is 3 human children and two humans cannot make a faunus. Interspecies relations will kill their species
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>>8667891
Race traitor.
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So is ERP still sad?
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>>8667891
I'd slap around Blake's tits and eat her ass but I wouldn't impregnate her.
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>>8667905
Always rember happy time
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>>8667913
>does a happy dance
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>>8667905
Always and Forever.
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>>8667905
Yeah
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>>8667926
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>>8667940
I... Don't know how to feel about this.
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>>8667913
>>8667929
>>8667931


I was wondering because I popped in to the thread around four plus hours ago and saw the aftermath.
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>>8667959
I hate the gremlin meme but I love that webm

Just like this gif
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>>8667968
Cringe
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>>8667940
>stops his happy dance and solemnly walks away with his head down because Doritos and Dew take him to a very bad place...
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>>8667963
Today ERP finally die.
This is the last thread.
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>>8667989
Owain finally killed it.
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>>8668014
>Anons finally killed it.
FTFY
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>>8667968
Some things were just not meant to be.
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>>8667838
D-delet
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>>8667963
That's not why I'm sad, just general bad feelings.

That stuff is pretty common I feel like a lot of the people here must be young as fuck or low in life experience.
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>>8668024
itwasmeallalong.jpg
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>>8668036
Or fucking old.
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>>8668036
Cannot argue with you there. That human interaction shit can be a pain in the ass.
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>Enjoys his pony harem.
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>>8667989
>This is the last thread.
You wish.
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>>8668096
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.
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>>8668096
I wish could cuddle with my waifu one last time as opposed to a daki.
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>goes SSJ 3
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You folks still alive in here?
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>>8668091
>Fluttershy overcome by her own sexual needs and desires was drawn to the soft fleshy orb of the male, her body aching to have a taste of their skin and tease the gooey ambrosia hidden within out slowly with light flicks of the tongue and soft suckling around the delicious orb.
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>>8668113
>gives you a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. No zombie turkeys, turkey transformations, or weird surprises.

>>8668132
>transforms your daki of [REDACTED] into the real thing.
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>>8668151
Hey! Hmmm, mmm, not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, the turkey’s a little dry . . . the turkey’s a little dry! Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?
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>>8668143
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>>8668142
We're always in an eternal state of half death.
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>>8668164
>laughs before running away
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>>8668151
>runs away with her in the hopes that they can live a happy life without any obligations to either the military or the good fight
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>>8668143
I want to have an interspecies orgy with this feral Shy and Trixie's Sluttershy
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>>8667722
*blocks your path*
>>
H-Hello?
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>>8668367
Bend over, slut.
>Slaps that ass.
You're mine, now.
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>>8668367
Yes? What is it?
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>>8668367
Fly you fool!
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>>8668390
>stares at her until he crashes his bicycle
>>
>>8668262
A-Anon that'so... So...
>The little pony's yellow cheeks began to flare up an apple red upon hearing the male's words in wanting to be with her.
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>>8668056
That too, yeah.
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>>8668143
I don't know who you are but good lord I wish I had the time to play with you.
>>
>>8668474
>He gently strokes the soft, pink mane of the shy pegasus.
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>>8668474
Different anon here. I usually don't like ponies but this pic makes me hnnnggg.
>>
>>8668489
(It's alright, maybe another time sweetie.)

>>8668509
>Flutters begins to cover her face with their hooves while starting to let out soft delicate whimpers in fright, the poor girl trying to muster up the strength to talk with the male who had begun to glide their hand across and through her bubblegum pink hair.

>>8668511
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that mister...
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>>8668590
>As he continues running his fingers through her mane, he quietly speaks to her in a hushed tone.
Shhh, shhh... it's alright. Calm down, sweetheart.
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>>8668511
Never forget The Wrongest Guy Of All Time.
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>>8667981
>>8668032
Ikr
>>
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>>8668643
>The shy little pony began to softly sniffle as her head began to raise up into the petting hand until their eyes met for a moment, a crimson red running flush across the girl's face once more and averted their gaze upon the male's face.
O-okay mister...
>>
>>8668845
>His hand then moves from her mane to her back, his palm running down from her neck to the base of her spine, over and over.
Such a sweet girl. You're a pretty little mare, aren't you?
>He can't resist smiling a little as he watches her reactions.
>>
>>8668899
>>8668845
Bronies kys
>>
>>8666388
>>8666405
Thanks anons, means a lot to see this. <3
>>
>>8669135
This. Bronies ruined poor Kathlene's life.
>>
>>8665716
I've always been a shit poster though.
I just tend to keep all my negative opinions to myself.
>>
>>8667792
Good luck anon, I hope your life turns for the better, for those who have already given up. I wish you a long happy life.
>>
New thread fucking when
>>
>>8669135
Nah.
>>
>>8669326
>9.
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>>8661624
Buns for bunday.
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>>8669460
I'm gunna need fatter mom ass.
>>
>0-4
I take on every dick on /erp/.
>5-9
I blueball the entirety of /erp/
>>
>>8669460
>tfw I jacked off to some ntr mindbreak doujin of her last night
Good times.
>>
>>8669484
Good job homo.
>>
By the way. DomAnon is amazing. Even with short replies, still amazing.
>>
>>8669486
link nig
>>8669519
literally who?
>>
>>8669519
Never heard of them
>>
How do you get over feeling like people only play with you out of pity and are secretly put off by you?
>>
>>8669618
Shut up Boco.
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>>8669618
You get some fucking self confidence
>>
>>8669618
Are you Owain?
Then rest assured than Avas here play with you only out of pity.
>>
>>8669606
Oh, crap. Wrong thread.
Somebody plays as Dominator over on /erp/.
>>
>>8669629
Just an anon dropped more times then desired.

>>8669634
Hard when even your mom dropped you as a baby.

>>8669644
This is my greatest fear.
>>
>>8669618
Stop ERPing and get a real girl/guy.
>>
>>8669663
You don't belong here, fuck off.
>>
>>8669671
Can't even get people to like me here... I couldn't stand being rejected irl...
>>
>>8669736
Let’s me told the truth. This place is the worst place for people like you. Unless you are basically an asshole you will end up losing confidence. It’s better than you leave this place and never come back otherwise you will end up being nothing more than a thirsty cuck like basically every Anons here.
>>
ERP's even more cancerous than usual today.
>>
>>8669634
It's hilarious from whom this post originates.
>>
>>8669784
That's what happens when people start sadposting. Drags everything down to shit.
>>
>>8669772
This place fuels my depression, but it's also the only place that cures it...

Nobody belongs anywhere, nobody exists on purpose, everybody's going to die.
>>
>>8669822
Stop deluding yourself. This place is not curing anything. By staying here, you are only giving Peridot a chance to let you kill yourself.
>>
>>8669822

Come watch some TV.
>>
>>8669847
I would be better off dead...

>>8669850
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/23old9rvjaiye9ninn
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>>8669661
Anon...this is /erp/
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>>8669863
Sure. Just not here. Fuck Off.
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>>8669873
Then.. Where's the ERP?
When isn't there a dick in me RIGHT now?
>>
Mhhnhgerhhoehs nhehvhr dhhee!
>>
>>8669772
Posts like this are why I stick to the discords. There are enough nice people there for it not to be a problem as long as you don't get caught up in the lobby.

>>8669618
Do you just find this problem as anon?
>>
>>8669886
>Dicks you
ily bby let's get married
>Destroys thread when you break up with me
>>
>>8669886
Fuck Off Turboslut.
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>>8669893
So these are the true colours of Overwatch's perfect angel?

How shamefully predictable.
>>
>>8669894
>Trusting something called Discord.
... Anon ...
>>
>>8669911
Fucking kill yourself
>>
>>8669897
>Cums fuckingly
>>
>>8669916
Discord is good for just finding nice people you actually get on with and spending time with them.
>>
>>8669644
This sounds like what someone who is jealous of Owain would say
>>
>>8669942
made a thread...
>>
>>8669932
Sure, great people indeed. Nobody care about you on Discord. Neither in the server or in PM.
I could be dying and nobody on the Discord care, do you know how much of the so called good people has answered me since I’ve been on Discord? ‘0’.
The person on Discord are the same faggots that come here.
>>
>>8669873
I've japed myself.
>>
>>8669971
>it's another "bitter ESL guy rants in the dead hours about how nobody cared about him' episode
I sure missed these, that's for sure.
>>
>>8669971
Maybe be less shit?
>>
>>8669971
There are lots of nice people, they probably just didn't notice you.
>>
>>8670084
I’m sweeter than honey there Anon.
>>
>>8670091
>>8670101
til they find out you have depression and just drop you...
>>
>>8670114
Anon, you're not the only one with depression there. There are lots of other people, all dropping spaghetti and miserable. As long as you don't treat others rudely, you'll always find some that'll wanna spend time with you. Or just use here and post anon, sometime avas just have to leave and its nothing to do with you.
>>
>>8670114
Get some Prozac.
>>
>>8670114
Jin they drop you because you're creepy and overbearing and can't spell.
>>
>nearly 800 posts
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>>8670162
How do you know its Jin?
>>
>>8670298
He's the only one who gets ignored when he posts his "woe as me" BS in the off topic room.
>>
Post 800
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FOR KATHLEEN! POST 800!
>>
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>>8666501
https://youtu.be/J125x-DT0qU
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>>8670386
Kathleen probably listen to of Mice and Men and drinks or of Mason jars.
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