HG Thread
>>8666666
>
>>8666666
>get is OP
>can't even get (You)s
What's the point then?
>>8666697
Screw you is the point, we needed a new thread
>>8666697
The point is taking the children away from the pedophiles. Get cucked.
>>8666666
>>8666666
>>8666666
Niiiiiice
YUNO?!
NGW
>>8666666
Dedd
>>8666727
No yu
>>8666666
Witnessed
Is Youmu here?
Is anybody here?
>>8666859
No
>>8666859
No
>>8666859
>>8666859
I'm studying for my exam
Huh. Guess not.
Then nobody will mind if do this...
>drops pants before plopping down onto the ground and beginning to stroke her cock
>>8666882
Y-Yamero?
>>8666882
wtf
>takeshita
>>8666882
delet this
>ywn literally cuck yourself with yourself
>>8666882
>Poniko ignores her even more than before.
Huh. Guess not.
Then nobody will mind if do this...
>drops pants before plopping down onto the ground and beginning to stroke his egg
>>8666892
Ahhhhh....Takeshita...you're home...
>Eila continues to furiously jerk herself off, her small member only slightly larger as she achieves her full length by squeezing her pink bulb and then moving down with her hand to massage the rest of the trunk of her cock.
>>8666915
wtf??????????
>takeshita
>>8666919
H-Hey...you're supposed to come closer and assist me, not just stare. That's rude...ahhhh...
>Eila falls onto her back, her white leggings and pantsu at her ankles as she grows ever more attached to the sensation of her tiny dick engaging in sex, or at least a cheap imitation of it. The plane girl furiously rubs her meaty pole, the beads of pre-cum making it's way down her shaft and into Eila's hands, which spreads it along the length of her swollen sex to ease her efforts, if only slightly. With her free hand, Eila begins cupping her small pair of testicles, fondling the two balls with one hand while her other focuses on stroking her member, the flight ace letting out soft moans as she tends to herself, cooing as she nears her orgasm.
>>8666951
Kill yourself.
What's good cunts?
>>8666962
ur mom
>>8666964
She's not good, shes a hopeless romantic.
>>8666951
>Touches disgustedly from behind.
>>8666996
>kissu
>>8666953
>Eila attempts to stand up after being so rudely insulted
H-Harsh...you know I'd help you if you needed i-ahhh, ahh...
>She manages to rise to her feet, albeit wobbly as she feverishly touches herself, her pale shaft sticking out towards the woman of questionable forehead size. Juutilainen shamelessly continues her masturbating session while trying to speak through hisses and groans, the stimulation of her glans while attempting conversation proving to be too much for her to handle when the only thing coming out of her mouth is incoherent noises. The strike witch tugs onto her pulsating shaft with vigor while her other hand comforts her ballsack by cupping it until Eila can't take anymore and hits her climax, shooting thick strings of white seed on Takeshita's pants leg, the semen shooting from her trunk to it's unintended target. After finishing her payload, she falls onto her back, her head landing on
( >>8666996 )'s feet as she stares at Takeshita with flushed cheeks, unable to utter anything after having used up so much energy pleasuring herself.
>>8666666
>>8667012
>Cuts your duck off
>Swiftly knocks it with the blunt end as it falls into the tall grass with super sonic speed
>>8667026
Now watch two more grow back
>>8667031
Thank you, just doing my job.
>>8667035
My flaming sword cauterized the wound so it's impossible. If it grew back now, it's RP would prove to be even more shit. Which is impossible.
>>8667044
You underestimate Kamina-san's abilities to be shit
>>8667044
>The cockhead is sliced clean off, a mixture of cum and blood following it as Eila barely can look over
At least you waited for me to finish...
>mobile eila
>>8667052
Do you know who you're fucking talking to? I was bashing heads in with my RP months before his first first game.
>Spits on the ground
This is my yard.
>>8667058
>Cuts the rest of it off
>Monkeys rush the thread and fight over who devours it
>>8666666
What a delightful number to start the morning!
>>8667007
Don't.
>>8667012
>For the briefest instant, the ponytailed girl's blank, emotionless face twists in to a cruel-looking leer of hate. It soon fades, however, as does the rest of the girl, in the blink of an eye replaced by some horrendous, smiling monster whose sight defies reasoning, furiously quavering and undulating. A split-second later, the terrain around it and the witch change, to a vast, barren landscape filled with only white, oozing melted grass, a disgusting knee-high half-liquid, and in the distance a bloody-faced abomination looming over a set of what appear to be mountains. The monster is screaming, a low, dull howl of rage, spite and agony without end, shaking the girl to the very bone, and only at it's loudest does it get worse, as the monstrosity in the background joins in to it, the mountains below it, every blade of grass, every drop of the unnatural fluid, before every pore of Eila's own body beings to enter the chorus of torment, and it originates even from her own mind. The noise impossibly manages to intensify further as Uboa vanishes, leaving the degenerate alone in her own personal hellscape, never to leave nor perish, with no company but the screaming.
>>8667082
Uboa a cute
Why do I want to bend eila into doggy and fuck her?
>>8667069
>>8667082
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>hits restart on the game over screen and grumbles as she vanishes from the thread
>>8666666
>just woke up
>look for the HG thread
>it's a get
>mfw HG got two big gets within 24 hours (this one and >>8655555)
>good job OP.
>>8667110
>>8667121
>Poniko brushes off her shoes as she reappears, her face back to it's usual detached self.
Let's pretend none of this ever happened.
>>8667130
No I dont
Post ass
>>8667018
>>8667156
>>8667171
>kissus butt
>>8667174
Hey, look, moron, there's a number on my ass, you know the deal! post entries!
>>8667171
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8667171
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>8667143
O-Okay.
>>8667171
Poniko
>>8667182
Try it again, and I'll do it again. And I don't like doing that.
>>8667171
Eggman-kun
>>8667171
Link
>>8667171
Landkarte
>Heading out for half n hour so sorry if i dont reply to slide in that time.
>>8667171
Lord Beerus
>>8667171
A filler
>>8667197
It's gonna be a speedy game! so don't worry!
>>8667171
Puru Eight
>>8667171
Ririchiyo
>>8667171
Schmuck
>>8667171
Yahtzee
>>8667171
Samus
>>8667171
Machi Amayadori
>>8667171
Astolfo
>male
>>8667171
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>8667171
Emi
>>8667171
Saber
>>8667171
The Player
>>8667171
Flute Bitch
>>8667171
Nui Harime
>>8667171
This Cute Spider
>>8667171
Ophis
SUPER FAST GAME GO!
>>8666727
Hi.
>>8667294
Oh well.
>>8667334
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>nuts on the poster below
>>8667346
Thanks for hosting mate.
>nuts on the poster above
>>8667346
>Poniko claps slowly.
>>8667348
>Poniko sends the anon to the same screaming-filled nightmare dimension she send Eila.
>>8667341
>I guess we can say the winner is a Quick shot
>thanks for hosting
>walk into thread
>see the impressive get
>scroll down
>see the cancer
I'm going to bleach my eyes so I don't have to see this level of cancer ever again.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>nuts on himself
FUCK
>>8667359
Fuck off Poniker. Go back to crying alone in the dark.
>turns light off and leaves
>>8667191
Yeah yeah! I said alright already so I won't!
>>8667346
That was quick, thanks for hosting
>>8667341
Congratulations, Blue Button
>>8667346
Thanks for whatever that was
First 24
>>8667388
Sami
>>8667388
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>8667388
KIzuna AI-chan
>>8667388
The biggest dreamer
>>8667388
Poniko
>>8667372
>She glares at the other person coldly, before looking off at nothing in particular, staring out.
>>8667388
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>8667411
>awkwardly walks off
>>8667388
Puru Eight
>>8667346
Ugh...thank you.
>>8667417
Didn't you say you would host today
>>8667366
>>8667417
>Poniko's eye twitches, and she turns the light back on without a word, ignoring the other person's existence.
>>8667420
kys Autissa
>>8667388
Machi Amayadori
>>8667426
Waiting for Youmu so I can
>>8667388
Gaius
>>8667388
The Shadow
>>8667388
Neymar
>>8667388
Da Queen
>>8667388
Eggman-kun
>>8667388
Daria
>>8667462
Diving faggot
>>8667388
Shizuo
>>8667485
Neymar doesnt dive, he is a good boy
>>8667388
Cynthia
>>8667388
Delirium
>>8667388
Maria and Harusame
>>8667388
Mizuno
>>8667388
Best girl being beaten to death with a sledgehammer
>>8667388
Fujiwara no Mokou
I'll post the roster in 2 hours when I get done photosynthesizing.
>>8667533
There aren't even 24 of us yet slow down
>>8667533
>2 hours
>>8667544
Your gif killed my browser
>>8667557
It's a special gif :3c. But seriously, sorry.
>>8667012
>>8667082
>>8667121
>Listening in to the ambience around him, soundwaves are transmitted to Kiritsugu's ears. An audible scream and a roar of a hellspawn being the only things that manage to breach through. The man's lips fell apart, the corners of his mouth dropping as he shut his eyes for a brief moment. He knew evil had yet burrowed itself within his surroundings. A metal lighter flicked in the darkness as pale moonlight emitted onto it. He observed the the metal before reaching into his pocket, finding his cigarettes, picking one out of the carton package. Placing the cigarette between his lips, he lead the lighter to the end of it, a slick movement with his right index finger leading to a bright light in the dark. As the light shone in the dark, he brought the two together, a spark igniting the tobacco. Kiritsugu inhaled, burning up half the cigarette in one go, raising his eyelids, looking into the darkness above, reciprocating the darkness with his own eyes. After stuffing down the lighter back into his pocket, he brought his attention to his gun, a silver tinted Thompson contender. He raised the gun up to eyesight, looking at the flickering of the moonlight. The cold floor made contact with his knee as he kneeled down onto the surface. He stared at the briefcase next to him for a second, opening it with the code only he knew, revealing thirty-seven handcrafted origin bullets. Kiritsugu's hand trembled as he picked one of them out of the briefcase, carefully sliding it into the chamber of his Thompson contender. The man inhaled once more, a singular thought being all that remained in his mind - "A part of his soul. Lost in the wind. Lost with time. For nothing but a witch...". Kiritsugu closed the briefcase, placing it next to a nearby wall where he left a mark by piercing the opus caementicium with a steel knife that he gripped from his hip.
>>8667012
>>8667082
>>8667121
>>8667615
>While exhaling all the smoke that had gathered within his lungs, he let his eyelids slid down, a stare devoid of emotion was all that was left as he carefully looked at the cruel harmony encompassing him. The man noticed the gates of hell opening and realized he had to act swift as the evil that could possibly spawn from the depths of hell itself would prove to be far more devastating than anything the grail could ever cause. Starting to regain pace, turning his casual amble into a spurt, he mumbled a few words to himself, allowing his cigarette to fall to the floor as his lips opened and an unimpassioned tone left from the man's larynx.
If only it would change for just one day. For just one week. For just one year, but that's too much to ask. Nothing will stop the immorality that spawned in the hearts of these children...so all that's left is to end it in the only way that'll ensure nothingness remains.
>Sensing the evil was soon to vanish within the depths of hell, he accelerated time, not letting this chance slip. Moving at the speed of light, breaking both the space-time continuum and Minkowski's continuum, the man stood in front of the witch. Chambering a few rounds into his Thompson contender, he stared the witch down. He stretched his arm, his eyes being on the same height as the hair trigger, leaving no space for failure as a few inches were all that stood between the man and the barrel of his handgun. His right index finger twitched as a metal clink was heard. A single bullet was all that flew towards the witch, sculpting through her misformed eyes, into her gray mass, reaching the core of her brain. While the bullet was stuck in the middle of the witch's brain, he raised his other hand, using a spell with the name of "severing and binding" to diminish the part of his soul that was stuck within the bullet and replace it with an everlasting effect of necrosis, neutralizing all nerves and neuroactivity within the area
>>8667012
>>8667082
>>8667121
>>8667615
>>8667625
>As the witch stood there, paralyzed, he noticed the gate of hell behind him closing. He saw how the little girl (male) was spewed forth from that gate as it closed. He looked upon the disgraceful creature and realized he had wasted his time trying to save this "thing". Noticing he had but three shots left, he aimed for the creature's head, firing all three in rapid succession, leaving nothing behind of the cretin's scalp. Looking upon the mush that remained on the ground, Kiritsugu kneeled down, staring at the fox-alike tail. With a slight confusion on his face, he stood up again, facing the witch. In an apologetic tone, he murmured out a last goodbye.
The effects aren't permanent... the necrosis will stabilize over time. All I can say is that I'm sorry you had to deal with that spawn of satan her(him)self.
>Kiritsugu reached into his pocket once more, lighting up another cigarette as he walked back to the ancient, ravaged building, where he picked up his knife and his briefcase. He gazed at the starlight above as he left the scene, mumbling to himself about what cretinism he had witnessed today.
When you think you've seen it all... there's always a spawn that manages to one up it. I fear for all of those that have to face anything like that.
I remember the days when Kamina wasn't corrupted by memes
>>8667640
I do not
>>8667666
He 'saved' Eila and 'killed' Uboa/Poniko. Even though they let out Eila and let her part peacefully.
>>8667677
Nah he killed Eila and he crippled Uoba.
>>8667630
How much tactical cocaine did you snort?
ITT: idiots that think wall o' text = good writing
"Kiritsugu inhaled, burning up half the cigarette in one go, raising his eyelids, looking into the darkness above, reciprocating the darkness with his own eyes."
Apologize for that, Kamina. You should be embarrassed you wrote something that bad.
>people getting triggered over memes
>>8667743
>everything is memes
>>8667735
Kaminas RP is just 2deep4u
So this is how HG ''dies''
>>8667743
>
>>8667735
What did you expect from people who don't read anything save from anime subs and shitposts?
>>8667764
Absolutely nothing and I still cringed.
>>8667755
I'm not dead yet.
>>8667735
Show him how it's done then.
Kamina killed hg.
>>8667788
I am you from the future.
Don't touch the cheese.
>>8667788
You've been dead since late 2015.
>>8667809
HG DIES WHEN I DO!!
ITT: idiots get upset over good writing.
>>8667820
HG continues when you die
>>8667820
For the memes
Kill yourself Kamina
>>8667836
>Can't open it
This is false advertising!
average big colossal fat giant gigantic great huge immense large little long mammoth massive miniature petite puny short small tall tiny boiling breezy broken bumpy chilly cold cool creepy crooked cuddly curly damaged damp dirty dry dusty filthy flaky fluffy wet broad chubby crooked curved deep flat high hollow low narrow round shallow skinny square steep straight wide ancient brief early fast late long modern old old-fashioned quick rapid short slow swift young abundant empty few heavy light many numerous Sound cooing deafening faint harsh high-pitched hissing hushed husky loud melodic moaning mute noisy purring quiet raspy resonant screeching shrill silent soft squealing thundering voiceless whispering bitter delicious fresh juicy ripe rotten salty sour spicy stale sticky strong sweet tasteless tasty thirsty fluttering fuzzy greasy grubby hard hot icy loose melted plastic prickly rainy rough scattered shaggy shaky sharp shivering silky slimy slippery smooth soft solid steady sticky tender tight uneven weak wet wooden afraid angry annoyed anxious arrogant ashamed awful bad bewildered bored combative condemned confused creepy cruel dangerous defeated defiant depressed disgusted disturbed eerie embarrassed envious evil fierce foolish frantic frightened grieving helpless homeless hungry hurt ill jealous lonely mysterious naughty nervous obnoxious outrageous panicky repulsive scary scornful selfish sore tense terrible thoughtless tired troubled upset uptight weary wicked worried agreeable amused brave calm charming cheerful comfortable cooperative courageous delightful determined eager elated enchanting encouraging energetic enthusiastic excited exuberant fair faithful fantastic fine friendly funny gentle glorious good happy healthy helpful hilarious jolly joyous kind lively lovely lucky obedient perfect pleasant proud relieved silly smiling splendid successful thoughtful victorious vivacious witty wonderful zealous zany other good new old
>>8667857
Best rp in this thread by far. No contest.
>>8667869
Thanks. It's a 100% pure wall of adjectives, resulting in the greatest RP possible in a 2000 character limit.
>>8667630
>The grizzled murderer feels a cold breeze as something, no, someone enters the room, only for his senses to be confirmed as he hears a soft almost angelic voice whisper to him.
Witch or not, murder is a sin, Emiya. Don't you just ever feel like stopping this rampage? Settle down with your wife and child.
>>8667888
thanks owain
>ill
>an adjective
German education everyone.
>>8667630
>>8667625
>>8667615
>>8667890
>With an awkward squelching sound, the attacked Poniko's wounds restore themselves as if they had never happened.
I was going to release her after about an hour.
>And just like that, the girl looks away, staring off in to space at nothing at all.
>>8667916
b8
>>8667916
The ill cat.
Post unpopular opinions
thanks for the (You) german/sandnigger cuck
>>8667935
Eggman-kun is a filler
>>8667935
Lenny's games are one of the best because he radiates with good vibrations.
I don't even care if it's default.
>>8667935
fast, short RP is better than slow, long RP
>>8667935
Trash should allow [spoiler]
>>8667939
I was only pretending to be retarded.jpg
>>8667944
I agree with you.
>>8667935
Fyxe was the savior HG needed, people just couldn't see past her appearance.
>>8667935
Tea is lovely.
>>8667947
I would say there's a middle ground. There is a time and place for monologues
>>8667944
Agreed.
>>8667947
This.
>>8667953
She was the definition of a tryhard
wew on ur lives
>>8667947
Agreed but your RP is still trash.
Fast =\= premature ejaculator-tier.
>>8667947
This
This place fits short, low effort RP.
Though generally, more thought out and multiple paragraphed RP is better.
>>8667947
Short rp = long rp > shit > your rp
>>8667935
Most people should really off themselves.
>>8667966
How so?
>>8667958
>>8667960
>>8667972
>>8667973
>>8667976
as further argument, nobody likes waiting 20 minutes to receive a wall of text and being expected to reply in similar fashion, when 5 back-and-forth's could have taken place in that time.
Except for the erp threads maybe.
>calling it rp
>when the majority of you just self insert
Bawhaw
>>8667935
The Star Wars prequels are better than the original trilogy
>>8667986
Only the oldfags fits this definition really.
>>8667984
Nice rp
>>8667935
Most of the oldfags are better than most of the newfags.
>>8667972
This.
Aikawa should be the last person giving anybody advice about competent roleplay.
>>8667998
This is not "unpopular" this is straight up false.
>>8667984
Also this.
>>8667984
No, not even that debauch place and I will tell you why little Aikawa.
That place relies on stimulation and description. It only works if what they describe is erotic to the client otherwise it does the opposite effect.
Down here, since we never fight outside and relationships of that sort lead only to drama, what matters is the flow of conversation. Right?
Just fuck already
>>8667998
Now that's unpopular
>>8667935
There are no objective opinions
>>8668020
Agreed. And Aikawa's garbage rp is just back and forth that gets nowhere.
>>8668020
Based.
>>8668030
Based
Afternoon folks. Is Baron about?
>>8668033
I already know that anon.
>>8667935
Bolin did nothing wrong
>>8668028
>>8668003
>>8667996
>>8667976
Dance, puppets, dance.
>>8668037
Lenny!
>pets
If you genuinely believe that any so-called "roleplay" in these threads if anywhere near the norms, you couldn't be more wrong. 90% of the posts here aren't RP, they're quite literally people talking and dumping character pictures next to their posts. Don't delude yourselves.
Descriptive writing is the most regularly used form of writing in decent RP, so you are automatically going to start writing paragraphs unless you can't describe even the simplest actions if your life depended on it.
>>8668043
Straight up, that is false.
Benis
>>8668037
Yes.
>>8667820
>implying you are Brantsteele to say that
Bepis
>>8667935
I like hoshi better than most oldfags
>>8668037
Should've rigged it for me instead
@8668043
Aside from being an underage faggot, erping with pedophiles.
>>8668048
>is pet
>>8668058
Groovy. You decided on your event yet?
>>8668020
Well some seem to take it as a competition. Competitions can be fun, but only if both of the participants want to play them.
>>8668058
>saving thumbnails
It's Baron.
>>8668047
>argue about RP
>resort to puppet master bs when refuted
>>8668051
You're right, but it's still fun
>>8668051
>unless you can't describe even the simplest actions if your life depended on it
HG in a nutshell.
>>8668051
Blame the one who did it first on /b/
Gotta side with Aikawa on this one. Simple back and forths (Around 200-300 characters) is much more fun than wracking my brain trying to write an entire novel.
Besides, in real life if you tried to spew your monologue in my face I'd interrupt you half way though and tell you to fuck right off.
>>8668015
>Newfag
>Newfag cuck
>Moral Oldfag virtue signaling
Get the fuck out of here. Myself alone makes the oldfag side 10 times better than the newfags.
>>8668051
Then fuck off to where it's happening, senpai.
>>8668069
Oh, I didnt even know you did that, awesome!
(Player1) finds in thier pockets an invention so strange they cant even remember why they made it in the first place.
>>8668086
Sorry, my bad.
>>8668051
HG is babbeh's first roleplay community.
It's why this place is shitter central and why shitposting in HG is more fun than RP in HG.
>>8668102
Is this day, night, bloodbath or feast?
>>8668093
I though you had a breakdown and quit hg.
>>8668074
I don't care what anyone thinks about my RP. Why is that? Food for thought and no more (you)s.
>>8668106
Night.
>>8668086
>>8668098
It's not about blame. It's about people making it out to be something it never was, and never will be. Don't call yourselves a roleplay community, you're nothing of the sort. This place is like facebook, except you use anime girls instead of profile pictures.
>>8668110
Because you can't RP for shit so you shouldn't bother trying to lecture people on it?
>>8668105
>Le wearing memes on my sleeve oldfag
These are the most pathetic kinds of people in HG.
>>8668109
Hoshi isn't back. I'm his friend.
>>8668092
Aikawa's back and forths are painfully simple unless he's fiddling with his microcock after some anime girl lowers themselves to actually "rp" with him. It's like watching a retarded kid flirt with a normal person.
>>8668125
>These are the most pathetic kinds of people in HG.
Pot, kettle.
>>8668126
Misuzu shouldn't you attach your avatar to your posts?
>>8668105
t. Bad RPer.
RPing here with a good partner is a lot of fun.
Of course if you waste your time talking to moeshit#246 you're gonna get bored but there are a lot of decent people here.
>>8668125
Hey, just wondering... you still doing that game? And if it's not too much to ask, what're the team names?
>>8668137
But he's right.
>>8668092
>this
>times 1,000
>it is also no fun to think up a fucking novel sized response, only to find out the other ava kicked you over n stabbed you before you even got 1/4 of your blogsponse typed up.
>>8668120
(Still id like to continue using it to practice rp, despite it always being an avafagging community first, thats not a problem right?)
>>8668149
just git gud
>>8668131
I'm Hoshi, I'm special. You're just "Oh woe is me nostalgia glasses nothing better than to meme anonymously enter filler come back for only seth's game lecture people who are actually more active and relevant while actually doing way less shit entitled busy with life so can't hg anyway" oldfag lol.
>>8668140
Check hga, please. Entries are still open.
Bad RP : Describe the character background through dialogue
Good RP : Creates engaging interaction, small conflicts and adventures either physical or not.
Everything else is irrelevant and no ammount of purple prose will hide the fact you're puking your ava's wiki.
Aikawa's writing is shit but in a way he's better than Aussa.
>>8668051
Honestly I gotta side with Wolvie here, the handsome bastard alcoholic he is
If you're looking for anything with substance, meaning, or actual character dynamics, this isn't the place to be doing it, and you'll burn out any creative fuse you have trying. It's wasted potential, and believe me, I know wasted potential. I'm a Marvel!
>>8668120
We're an HG community. RP is optional, I cannot fathom why you give a shit about a community that doesn't meet up to your expectations, it's certainly isn't to help us, you just need your ego charge for the day, did you get enough? Are you going to show us real RP? Are you going to give us examples of bad RPer and provide constructive criticism? Are you going to host? Are you going to take responsibility for your posts by putting an identity behind it? No? k, keep complaining.
Remeber when hg was about the games and not shitposting and arguing about rp?
Yeah me neither.
>>8668167
You're special, all right :^)
Bad RP: Circlejerking
Good RP: Replying to slide
>>8668154
>I personally don't see that as an issue.
Also good morning everyone! How are you all doing today?
>>8668208
Same as the past three days. I still want to fucking die. You?
What the fuck are you nerds talking about?
>>8668206
Good RP: fun
Bad RP: not fun
>>8668199
Pepperige farm remembers
>>8668139
If they haven't left by now, they're not 'decent'. No decent RPer is willing to slog through mounds of sewage to reach a five bucks when they could simply go somewhere else that does have people who are interested in improving themselves, and/or caring about the quality of what they put out.
>>8668154
There's a peak you'll hit when you're here, compare it to chess. If you're playing against preschoolers, you'll always be playing on preschool level. There's no challenge after a while, no need to improve.
>>8668220
Big juicy boybutts
>>8668223
kek
>>8668115
Awesome. Thanks a bunch!
>>8668211
Looks like I can host again, although my Internet connection seems to be going up and down so be warned.
24 or 36?
>>8668220
What makes "good" RP. Even though everyone here has shit RP.
>>8668208
I would RP with you but that greeting post couldn't get more generic so I'll pass.
>>8668208
>Poniko looks over in acknowledgement, before awkwardly averting her eyes without a noise.
>>8668220
Someone's upset at something from earlier. Ignore it.
>>8668167
Ah. It's back up? Niceu.
>>8668208
Morning, I'm fine! Still as bushy as ever I see!
>>8668228
(Yes but theres no other place where I would at moment. I like it here, all simplistic and freeform.)
>>8668241
24,probably need to bump though.
>>8668196
Whoa, whoawhoawhoa. Hold up a sec, you deliciously fuckable Korean
If you don't lead by example, you get told to leave.
If you try to lead by example, you get told to type less or leave.
If you try to constructively criticism someone, you get called egotistical and told to leave.
So basically what's left is not to say anything mean, and to keep hosting this endless circle of repetitive browser games until your brain turns to mush, just like the rest of this place. Is that what I'm getting here?
>>8668241
24 to start. Bump if needed
>>8668195
I actually believe this community has the potential to have at least decent and lulzy interractions and RP through either themselves or the games. It's not inferior or superior, it's it's own thing, but I wouldn't sell the people here short. They're coming here to do what they want not what some cuck tells them they should do. They're enjoying it so no matter what anyone thinks, they're the winners, senpai.
>>8668228
>>8668196
You gonna reply, or are you going to keep bitching into a hole in the wall? If you want good RP, know where it is, then why not go there?
I have a feeling what this is, you're just giving out bitter lectures trying to shit on whatever's here. I don't see why you're being such a whiner. Nobody's cares about what you think, senpai.
>>8668204
That's right keep fucking walking, you jaded cuck.
We must ask ourselves, what even is RP?
does it exist?
How can we be good at something if we don't even know if it exists or not?
Havent been on HG much lately, is this
>>8668167
Hoshi, Grimes or that newfag that hosted the map game that only ocelot cared about?
>>8668254
>>8668257
>>8668265
24 it is
New thread?
>>8668255
If you are implying we are a hugbox in denial? Yes.
>>8668263
Everyone in HG is the same person
>>8668218
Wait... You wish for death? Why? What's wrong?
>>8668245
>Ahri turns her eyes towards the girl. Her silence and averted gaze results in a playful smirk.
>She says nothing, but nods in return.
>>8668253
Well that's good to hear! I take it you slept well then?
>>8668269
Yes
>>8668260
>>8668263
Tricky left.
How can RP be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>8668260
We suck IRL so we pretend to be anime/wrestlers/cats.
>>8668273
Oh definitely! I haven't rested this well since I died~
>hg
>having standards
>>8668255
How about you shut the fuck up and just host, rp, or leave, leave instead of trying to start your RP revolution like I did and fail big time like I did? You don't like what it's turned into? That's fucking nice, go find something better to do. There seems to be enough jaded oldfags to start your own community. Go do that, stay holed up in your discord. If you want to keep bashing your head against this wall, more power to you.
>>8668259
>Jaded cuck
Keep projecting, special boy :^)
>mfw hoshi getting asshurt that people are telling it like it is
>>8666666
nice