ITT: Pokemon are real. What is your favorite UB? Unplayed

>>8594680tree

>>8594680
The giant vore monster

>>8594680
cute paper

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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

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>>8594680
What's a UB?

>>8594600
>Hyooj cup of Pepsi blue: acquired
Yesss!
Thank you soda lady!
>Do the real big Sipp

>>8594713
lewd paper you mean

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>>8594680
my fuckin treebro

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>>8594733
>Fishtol: have soda go down the wrong pipe
>Is that even a thing for fish?
>I have no idea.
>COUGH WHEEZE
whyyy,

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BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
PPPFPFPFDDDDDPTPTPTPTTTTPPPP
FFFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>8594680
Guzzlord!!
>Get that McGhetsis.
>UB portal into house.
>>8594751
Yo!

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BRAP!

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>>8594774
>>8594732
>>8594847
Get the fuck out of our thread.
>>>/r9k/

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>>8594751
YAAAS SLEIGH KWEEN
YAAAAAAASSSSS

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>>8594801
yo my fuckin bro hows it going

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>>8594680
Xurkitree

>>8594867
(Don't give them (You)'s dingus)

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>>8594867
Catbro why?
I mean. Krreee xurrr.
>>8594898
Awesome, dog. Got beat down by some kid yesterday.
>Toss him some McG's.
There ya go, Gz. Any other shit been up?

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AYO WITE WIMMINS WUZ MADE FOR BIG BLACK DICK
YOU WITEBOIS CAN HAV YO HANDS

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>>8594680
None!!
Ultra Beasts bad!!
Made to hunt Ultra Beasts!!
Protect friends from Ultra Beasts!!
>>8594751
>>8594801
>Aggressive hyena sounds

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>>8594680
i don't remember but i think i saw one not long ago, and it was flexing the whole time
i don't know why, there was no one there at the time

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>>8594979
>FLEX
>then pet
>also give a doggo biscuit

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>>8594680
I'll take Giant Jiggling Jelly

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>>8594979
BAD DOGGO
*smack*

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>A pelipper makes another mail delivery to the radio station

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>>8595019
Pets???
Like pets!!
>Roll to see if he realizes that this is a UB
>>8595070
>EXCITED HYENA SOUNDS

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>when you see your own wrists

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>>8595081
>FLEEEXXX
>forbidden petting technique
>belly rub

>>8595100
I swear to god I'm gonna kill myself right fucking now

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>>8595019
>>8595122
THERE IT IS, THE BEING I SAW THAT DAY
And it's still flexing graciously

>>8595122
>>8595156
>Flex.

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>>8595122
>"Oh fuck an UB..."
>>8595081
>"...well that's a way to defeat an odd doggo"

>>8595070
>Sneak away for mail while Anomalesia is in doggo heaven

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Bork no! Not this!
>TOO LATE EGGO
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
UGH GOD NO!
>I'M NOT DONE YET!
VRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
PFFFFFFT
BRAP!

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>>8594951
>McG's: disappear into the black hole that is his mouth
nah not much shit going on up in here, shits all fuckin chill. get to go and workout with humanbro sometimes, its pretty motherfuckin wicked

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>>8595122
BELLY RUBS!!!
RUBS!!!
>Doggo: become a furry ball of excitement
>Leg kicking: happen

>inb4 jiji kills himself because of turts

>Frankie: wake up, apparently as the human canvas for marker drawings.

Huh. Only one dick. I was expecting worse.

>>8595190
>From fluffles, again
>Contains a better written ad, using most of the pointers given to the recipient.
>Details a small, boat based trinket and oddity shop called "fluff and stuff"
>"Thank you for the advice."

>>8595274
>Two dicks, because the Guzzlord doodled on his face had a big dicc

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>>8594979
Kreeee.
>>8595220
Done cookin' up trouble randomly then? Shame, dawg. It'd be fun as hell to go harass some peeps with you again like good times.

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>>8595232
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
we need less jiji and more turt

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>>8595274
hey frankie, you got back up
how it's going on...

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>>8595295
that'd be sweet as shit treebro. humanbro is at work so lets motherfuckin get some harassin up in this shit.

>>8595285
>Frankie looks closer in the mirror.
>Rolling to notice Dicc #2
>>8595306
>Stop looking in mirror.
I'm feeling better.
A little clearer-headed.
I'm surprised that the marker thing didn't include multiple scrawled swearwords. Normally I'd be grumpy, but points for creativity.
What's up with you?

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skitts and jiji can suck a fat turd out of my ass
retards

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8595366
well, i'm doing good, well, those guys are not here anymore though
need anything to help?

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>>8595282
>"Now this is something workable"
>Get on the ad recording, it gets broadcasted today

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>>8595356
Anyone you wanna bug in specific, dude? There's some weirdos in Orre. Lessee...
...There's a bigass radio station in Unova. What about that?

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>>8595527
treebro i'm down for whatever shit you got planned. let's flip a coin.
>Evens orre odds radio station

>>8595366
>Frankie: notice the sheer magnificence of dicc drawing #2
>Frankie: question sexuality
>>8595443
Mostly I need to brainstorm a solution to a little problem that got brought to my attention recently.
The local cops let me know that I have more Pokemon here than can be registered to one person at a time without specialist certifications I have no clue how to get.
Anyway, they're not doing anything yet, but they basically warned me that if anybody technically wild gets caught, well, we're all up the creek as far as legal recourse.

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>>8595565
Aight, good with me.
>Stand on tiptoes and grab tiny hand.
>UB portal into radio station.
YO!

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>>8595486
I'm lining up airtimes for the ads, almost done for the day.
I'd say we're doing pretty good.
>>8595601
>That sounded like teleporting but not.
Uh-oh.
Seb, cameras? I think we got company.

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>>8595601
>AGGRESSIVE HYENA SOUNDS
ULTRA BEAST!!
ULTRA BEAST!!
NOT WELCOME HERE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQaSRKP8Dho

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>>8595625
Business is good, just don't ask about the small discrepancy in payme..

>>8595601
>Hear the portal in noise as well
>Cameras: online
>Evens: sighted by the outside cameras
>Odds: inside cameras

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>>8595573
That doesn't sound good
Maybe we find a for that
But i for now i won't fight without you there

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>>8595650
>FLEX
>scratch behind ear

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>>8595601
HEY HUMANBROS
>>8595625
Grawwwzzzz!
>>8595650
Grrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuz?

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>>8595625
Kreee?
>>8595650
Kreee zzzrt. Xurrrr?
>Roll to pacify with sparky tail.
>As in not shocking the doggo to death.
>>8595723
Man I think these guys are gonna crash our party.

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>>8595687
>roll to flex trying to please the god of flexing

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>>8595687
>Doggo accepts the pets but is not successfully distracted - his desire to defend his friends is stronger tha-
>>8595746
BWAARK
>Chase the tail
DEFEND FRIENDS!!
GET ULTRA BEAST!!

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>>8595746
motherfuckin humans always wreckin shit up
>>8595766
oh shit treebro, he motherfuckin up and got you

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>>8595655
>The very next room over
>Try not to panic

>>8595687
>>8595723
>>8595746
>>8595766
Hello?

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>>8595723
>>8595746
AAAH! AAAH!
Are we being attacked?
I'll check Isa and Mozzi are okay!
>Ruffles runs off to make sure Mozzarella the Rattata and Isaura the Leafeon are accounted for.

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>>8595766
>LOUD TREE NOISES.
>Does this count as Tail Glow?
>Spark tail again.
Kreee, zrrrr.
>>8595803
Help, please. I need my tail, dawg.
>>8595805
>>8595823
Kree?? Xurrr!!

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>>8595766
>attempt to distract with playful wrestling
>roll to not accidentally suplex the Doggo

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>>8595823
>>8595805
DEFEND FRIENDS!!!
>>8595842
>>8595803
>DOGGO USED SWORDS DANCE
>>8595885
>Doggo gets suplex'd off of the UB and onto the floor
>Doggo: pist

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>>8595823
>Squeeker is underneath a shelving unit. Said unit may or may not be shaking, depending on how low to the ground the bottom shelf is.

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>>8595805
>>8595823
GRAAAAAAAAAAWZ.
>>8595842
bro it looks like buzzbro up and fuckin got this shit for you
>>8595908
Graaaawz...?

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>>8595885
Bro why.
>>8595908
Kree...?
>Reach into wiring...
>Rolling.
>>8595955
Man I didn't even wanna fight today, hold up.

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>>8595908
WHOOPS
>>8595955
>>8595970
SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY
YOUR ON YOUR OWN
>punch a hole into ultra space
>FLEX
>skedaddle through it before shit gets real

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>>8595908
>>8595955
>>8595970
>Translator can't translate UBspeak
>But can still realize things are going south fast
Everyone please calm and don't fight inside the building.

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>>8595955
>>8595970
>AGGRESSIVE BWAAARKING
STOP!!
STOP GRABBING THING!!
>Multi Attack: Ground on the Xurkitree
+2 252+ Atk Silvally-Ground Multi-Attack vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 848-1002 (343.3 - 405.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8596021
motherfuckin buzzbro at it again
>>8595970
>>8596081
uhhh treebro you need my fuckin help or what?

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>>8596092
I got it, bruh.
>>8596081
>Miss.
Kreeeeeeeee!
>Point laser pointer at doggo.
>Red dot: On doggo.

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>>8596127
>Odds
>Doggo doesn't give a fuck about the laser
>But someone else does
>Doggo used Swords Dance, roll to see if 'someone else' notices the dot

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>>8596127
>>8596156
PEW
>La-lion: happen
>Doggo: tackled by a Nebby

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>>8596127
hehe good one my br-
>>8596156
>>8596169
oh shit

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>>8595920
It's okay, it's okay.
We're gonna stay away from this fight, and then check Isa's okay. Okay, Mozzi?
>Ruffles: comfort the squeaker.

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>>8596092
>>8596127
>>8596156
>>8596169
>Azoth: Rev up that Swords Dance.

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>>8596183
>Rattatatatatatatatatat: hug rockbirb tightly.

>>8596183
>>8596216
Fuck already

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>>8596081
>>8596092
>>8596127
>>8596156
>>8596169
>>8596181
>>8596200
>Watch as things escalate way out of me and my team's power levels

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>>8596156
>>8596169
Kree!
>>8596181
Told ya I had it, bro.
>>8596200
>Sweat.
Uh, Gz, let's get the fuck outta here.

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My tyrunt fell on his back
I did not knew that the couldn't get up while they are like that
Maybe he still isn't used to walking since he's been revived from the fossil not long ago
And yes i already lifted him back
He seems pretty happy about that
Such a cute little thing

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>>8596252
GET OUT!
>Multi Attack Ground!
+4 252 Atk Silvally Multi-Attack vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 1164-1370 (471.2 - 554.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8596156
>>8596200
Easy, guys. Give these jokers ten seconds to reconsider and leave.
>>8596252
>>8596181
Please try using the front door next time...

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>>8596200
>>8596293
Friend!!!
Friend help!!!
Trapped under Solgaleo!!

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>>8596252
gotcha treebro
>Grab the tree via pinchers
>Fuck the hell out of there
>>8596306
grawz

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>>8596306
>>8596293
>>8596308
>tiny ultraspace portal opens
>buzzwole hanD leaves a baddly written note
>"SORRY ABOUT THE SUPLEX"
>"FLEX"

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>>8596306
Rrrr.
>>8596308
Move!
>Ground Multi-Attack on Solgaleo.
+4 252 Atk Silvally Multi-Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Solgaleo: 672-792 (161.9 - 190.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8596293
>>8596306
Zrrr... Xurr...
>>8596319
Fuckin' psychos.
>Hug pincher.

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>>8596356
>Nebby: shriek and fug the fuck off back to wherever Sun is chilling right now

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>>8596355
>Pick up note
>Nod
>Thumbs-up.
>>8596356
>>8596422
Holy fuck, Az...
Wow. That was... impressive.

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>>8596356
>>8596389
>>8596355
>>8596319
>>8596308
>>8596245
>>8596306
>Zeta comes down from the studio to see Sillvallies, Ultra Beasts, and the wreckage from battle.
>You can't tell me that Silvallies slinging Multi-Attacks around that are powerful enough to cause 450-550% damage to a Xurkitree won't leave collateral damage.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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>>8596389
yo treebro where the fuck is that motherfuckin castle

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>>8596356
Thanks friend!!
Azoth best friend!!
>Attempt to pet the doggo friend
>>8596445
Defend friends from Ultra Beasts!!

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>>8596445
Looks like unexpected guests and a series of escalating misunderstandings.
I'll get the broom and some work gloves.
>John: cleanup is go

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>>8596319
>>8596389
...sorry?

>>8596356
>>8596422
>Just stare
>Cleaning this fight up will be bothersome

>>8596441
What does it say?

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>>8596422
Thank you.
>>8596441
>Doggo bork.
Thank you!!
>Go check on-
>>8596467
>Claw in snout.
Ow! Please no more!! Let's help!!
>>8596470
>Bork at a pile of papers.

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>>8596456
Yeah one of the other treebros said they have cool shit there.
Orre man, left turn here.

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>>8596445
Check the footage from the common room cameras.

>>8596467
Just...

>>8596470
>Help with the cleanup

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>>8596519
>John: pass the note.
>>8596482
Can you make sure everybody's okay?

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>>8596482
SORRY!!
>Lick
Help now!!
>Push rubble across the floor with your snout
>Not in any particular direction
>He probably just spreads the rubble more

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>>8596467
>>8596470
>>8596480
>>8596519
>Zeta sighs, and returns to the studio to check the camera footage, mumbling something about Silvallies and almost-nonfunctional threat-detection routines.

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>>8596544
>44
>Actually helping! Yay!

>>8596523
>>8596519
>Ruffles pokes his head out.
Is it over?
I stayed with Mozzi during the fight, I'm not sure where Isaura is though.

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>>8596523
Yes!!
>>8596544
>Lick other doggo.
>Go make sure everyone is okay.
>Also bork at more papers.
>The enemy.
>>8596546
QUACK!!

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>>8596523
>Note received
>Reflexive thumbs up

>>8596544
Good work.

>>8596571
Over now, lil bird.

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>is playing with his tyrunt
>he doesn't notice the explosions and battle ocurring next door

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>>8596618
It's over. It's over...
I went to make sure the others were okay.
I'm not a scaredy-bird, I promise.
>>8596573
>Squawk happily
>Flap wings frantically, try to perch on back of odd doggo.

>Have a smoke up on the cliff face near the Gay Ghost keep.
>Because everyone chills there.

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>>8596736
>The scaredy-mouse comes out from behind the birb, before squeaking as he flaps up onto the odd doggo.
>He clearly doesn't have as much pride on the line.

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>>8596760
>Angery watching

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>>8596813
>Paranoid squinting

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>>8596573
>Cyberduck just grumbles at the full as he comes back from watching the cameras.
>...He gets to work clearing out rubble.
...Gonna take forever to clean this up and it's all because Aether clearly put all their focus on your power and none of it on actual threat detection protocols...

>Yeah. He's upset. Very upset.

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>>8596618
What Bork at???
Threat??
>Sniff the papers
>>8596618
Am good Full??
>>8596838
Hello?
Yes???
Stop insult friend??
>Angry hyena sounds - aka hyena laugh

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>>8596736
It's okay, Ruffles.
You did the right thing, it's not being a scaredy-bird to see when you're outmatched and be helpful in other ways.
>>8596789
>Pat the rat
You okay, buddy?

>>8596838
We'll work on that stuff, okay?

>Keep cleaning

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>>8596507
left turn? i fuckin gotcha bro
>Left turn
>Roll for being good at directions and arriving at the keep and not a random spot in Orre

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>>8596872
>Mouse shakes a bit... no wait, he was already shaking. ...The pets calm him down a little, though.
...I... N-not entirely... sorry...

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>>8596736
Hello!!
>>8596838
Bork!!
>>8596925
What is wrong??? Bork?

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>>8596838
You know they're not robots, right? They have the memory loaders but otherwise they're organic.
But its true, they were never trained correctly. That's Lusamine's Aether to you.

>>8596789
>Can't give pats, busy cleaning
Hello.

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>>8596922
Damn bro, you sure you haven't been here before?
>Wiggle out of pincer.
>Check out the keep.

Log in / Register
r/copypasta
A strange post I found on the Paw Patrol Reddit (that exists for some reason)
u/redinkling
------This is my 1st reddit post, so please, try to be nice.-------

Ok, on Paw Patrol, my favorite pup is Rocky. I've always wondered about his past... he seems like the most mysterious pup on the team if you think about it. As we all know, Rocky has a fear of water... and the show never goes into his past. Could his past explain his hydrophobia? Think about it! The show never goes into why Rocky doesn't like water as well! His past could explain his fear... but what exactly happened to Rocky that gave him the fear?

Could it be that Rocky's family drowned by a flood or something that gave him the fear? He wouldn't want to drown in water... just like his family. Something tragic would've happened in the past... and could it have something to do with water? His family drowning would've already happened... that would be in the past... and it could've possibly gave him the hydrophobia.

Did his family drown before he joined the Paw Patrol? Could that explain why he has the fear? If that's true, then his past explains his hydrophobia! What do you guys think? Leave your thoughts in the comments below!

------Sorry if i went over the same things in this. Again, this is my 1st post.------

This is -Simon1955- , signing off.

Rocky.

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>>8596974
bro, i have been at this motherfuckin castle before. my last humanbro took me here

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>>8596760
Fined for dangerous practices! 5 million P, you have 5 seconds to pay up!

>>8597072
So you think you're allowed just to come over to MY country and do what you want? Well guess what buddy? YOU HAVE MISTAKEN! This is the land of the free, not land of all the fucking niggers who don't have dads. Get out of my country you fucking niggers! I'm so tired of seeing you coons everywhere! Every time I go outside i just see you little coons EVERYWHERE! DO YOU THINK UNCLE SAM WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE WHAT HIS COUNTRY HAS BECAME? A FUCKING NIGGER INFESTED PLACE? SO GO ON AND EAT YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN AND WATERMELON BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!! IF YOU WILL NOT I WILL FUCKING GET MY SHOTGUN! I SHIT YOU NOT TYRONE! GET. OUT. OF. MY. COUNTRY!!!!!

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>>8596925
I understand, things like that really shake you up.
First time I saw a real knock-down, drag-out fight, I was running on panic and adrenaline.
>>8596968
I'd say we need to work on "giving warnings before tearing folks up," but other than that it's mostly social stuff we need to work on.

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>>8597053
>>8596974
>gives oran berry to the mystery guests
I am Tree

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>>8597053
Tiiiiight, bro.
>Go check out a random room.
Where the hell is everyone?
>>8597141
Kree? Xurrr?
>Hand oran berry to Gz.

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>>8597072
>sniffing around pearls bag

>>8597153
>>8597141
>>8597131
So you think you're allowed just to come over to MY country and do what you want? Well guess what buddy? YOU HAVE MISTAKEN! This is the land of the free, not land of all the fucking niggers who don't have dads. Get out of my country you fucking niggers! I'm so tired of seeing you coons everywhere! Every time I go outside i just see you little coons EVERYWHERE! DO YOU THINK UNCLE SAM WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE WHAT HIS COUNTRY HAS BECAME? A FUCKING NIGGER INFESTED PLACE? SO GO ON AND EAT YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN AND WATERMELON BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!! IF YOU WILL NOT I WILL FUCKING GET MY SHOTGUN! I SHIT YOU NOT TYRONE! GET. OUT. OF. MY. COUNTRY!!!!!

Turts i hope you contemplate suicide for the rest of your life but never have the balls to actually do it
you dont deserve the happiness of death you deserve to be miserable for the rest of your life

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>>8597141
GRRRRAAAAWCIAS
>>8597153
no fuckin idea bro, looks empty to me.
>Eat some furniture

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>>8597232
>>8597153
>tree waves for the two guests to follow him
I am Tree
>start showing the guests around the place
>first stop, Bones shack

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>>8596868
It's the truth. While your threat detection proto-
>>8596968
...

...Okay, while you were seeing hostiles, I- and everyone else except for you two- was seeing friendlies. The big black dragon guy with the big mouth? I know a guy, or at least knew a guy, who was partnered with one. The tall lanky guy with the spiky head, looks like a bundle of wires? I've communicated with one of them before, was pretty chill. He was just visiting.

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>>8597232
>>8597153
Get out.

>>8597223
So you think you're allowed just to come over to MY country and do what you want? Well guess what buddy? YOU HAVE MISTAKEN! This is the land of the free, not land of all the fucking niggers who don't have dads. Get out of my country you fucking niggers! I'm so tired of seeing you coons everywhere! Every time I go outside i just see you little coons EVERYWHERE! DO YOU THINK UNCLE SAM WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE WHAT HIS COUNTRY HAS BECAME? A FUCKING NIGGER INFESTED PLACE? SO GO ON AND EAT YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN AND WATERMELON BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!! IF YOU WILL NOT I WILL FUCKING GET MY SHOTGUN! I SHIT YOU NOT TYRONE! GET. OUT. OF. MY. COUNTRY!!!!!
POO POO PEE PEE

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>>8597232
Must be fuckin' abandoned. Last dude was right.
>>8597269
>Follow the tree.
>>8597294
Kree?
>Loop finger through ring.
>Lift goo thing up.

(( Daily reminder that Turts mutilated his arm because he couldn't talk to his stalker-crush for three weeks and threatened to show up at Jirachi's house with an axe when he was told to GTFO. ))

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>>8597279
>Angry hyena laughing intensifies
>His energy blades flip through colors rapidly, claws digging into the ground
No!!
One Guzzlord here!!
One Guzzlord, stolen by killer!!
Ate Aether members!!
Eats everything!!!
Danger to friends!!!
No!!!
Two Xurkitrees here!!!
Dangerous!!
Destroy power plants!!!
Electrocute things!!!
Dangerous to building!!
Dangerous to friends!!!
Eliminate!!!

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>>8597331
...You's wanna put my datore di lavoro down?

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>>8597269
>Follow
>>8597294
ga
>>8597331
hey treebro, maybe we should fuckin go. dont think these guys are chill.

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>>8597442
>>8597331
I am Tree
>wave for them to continue following
>next stop, the kitchen

>>8597368
And he'll so it again unless you stop being mean!
I'm his cousin btw

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>>8597425
Kree?
>>8597442
Yeah sure, Bonerzoner looks like a buzzkill.
>UB portal outie.
>>8597472
Kree, xurrrrr.

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>training in the backyard

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>>8597279
But 03 and 05 are dangerous!!
Can kill us!! Kill you!! Kill friends!!

>>8597536
>[Stone-Flavored "Fakken Jays" in the backround]

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>>8597536
Hey there
Your not causing any fires are you?

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>>8597279
Okay, I can see where you're coming from here.
That said, these two did drop into the middle of the building with no warning, and we know there's multiple Ultra Beasts of each known species. So they could have been different from the ones you've encountered.
I'm not blaming anybody for this, I'd say things just spiralled out of hand.
>>8597375
>>8597548
I understand. Next time, maybe set up and stay on guard until they make it clear whether they're looking for a fight or not?

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>>8597375
Calm down
Calm down.
I know the "killer" that owns Guzzlord, he was a friend, a former Aether that attacked bad Aether members. Why he was here and not in Orre I do not know.

I don't know much the zapping ball of spikes, but didn't seem too dangerous to me.

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>>8597559
lol

>>8597565
What? Who are you? No fires yet!

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>>8597185
>In the main pocket there's six Pokeballs, the gun, and some snacks
>He hasn't noticed yet, wanna keep snooping?

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>>8597375
>Zeta doesn't budge.
>>8597548
That 'killer' was on Team Plasma's side, against an Aether that was mutilating Pokemon to fulfill its goals. As for everything else, that just says they're powerful. They're not mindless killing machines.
You can kill us, kill you, kill friends. I can kill us, kill you, kill friends. Any one of us, with enough power at their disposal, has that capability. What matters is what's behind that power, what's guiding that Thunderbolt, or Draco Meteor, or Multi-Attack, or Shadow Ball. And from what I've seen myself, they were friendly. They were on our side, or at the very least, neutral parties. They didn't have any reason to attack us, they were just here to visit.

Or, at least, they didn't have a reason to attack us until you two fired the first shot.

(Hey I'm thinking about setting up an antag to start shit in Castelia to push the Hugo Fatterson stuff forward. Is everyone okay with this? They aren't gonna come in and be Lv100 jsyk. They're gonna start out pretty low level and slowly be climbing up barring that they aren't immediately whacked.)

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>>8597619
>the gun sticks out the most....
hmm...
>keep snooping

>>8597610
>Frankie: stumble out.
>Face status: still marker'd up with a minimum off two dongs.
Something going on here?

>>8597629
(Go for it, mane.)

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>>8597610
ok, just making sure
Remember you shouldn't play with fire, it damages the homes of countless pokemon and people and pokemon when they get out of hand

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>>8597629
( I'm Huge Butterson and I approve this message.)
( In all seriousness, go ahead. The next plot-advancing thing got stuck in Timezone / RL Problem Purgatory but can happen independently of Gunderson's descent into madness )

When I was 4 my sister played a prank on me where she poured some soy sauce into a glass, a good inch of it. Then she distracted me (not hard to do to a 4 year old), and switched the glass out for a glass that had a similar amount of very flat coke in it. She lifted to her mouth and sculled the whole thing. I was amazed that she was able to drink that much soy sauce without wincing (or so I thought) that I planned to emulate her one day.

When my friend came over a few weeks later I thought I would impress him the same way my sister impressed me, so a got a glass, got the soy sauce and set it all up. Of course, I still didn't know that my sister had actually only drunk coke, so I psyched my self up to drink this half-glass worth of soy sauce. I held my nose and skulled. It obviously tasted vile but for 5 seconds or so my pride got the better of me and down she went.

Fast forward 30 minutes I tell my mom I am both extremely sick and extremely thirsty. She could tell right away that something was wrong and whisked me to the doctor. It turns out that much sodium is not good for a four year old. It had a bad reaction with my stomach, my heart, my blood stream and my psyche (I still never add soy sauce to anything). I was rushed to hospital, had my stomach pumped, and was kept on an IV drip for 48 hours.

I nearly died that day, from a sodium overdose, but I was still not as salty as you are right now.

>>8597681
>Frankie: wave.
Hey there.
I'll make sure this big guy doesn't start any wildfires, alright?
>Face: still more vandalized than a Virbank alley wall.
>>8597610
Let's make sure if you play with fire, we have a place where the fire won't get out of, okay?

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>>8597655
Not yet!
>laughing at frankie

>>8597681
Playing with fire is the best though. What do you do for fun then?

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>>8597610
where have you been all day

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>>8597658
>>8597683
(K.)
>Reading about psychically manipulating pokemon.
Hm...! Hm!!
>Head off.

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>>8597629
(I'm fine with it, go ahead.)
>>8597596
>>8597594
Okay...
Will ca-
>>8597626
>Nope, now he's even angrier
>Hackles: raised
>He still has that +4 to attack, you know.
DUCK HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH ULTRA BEASTS!!
DUCK HAS NOT LOST FRIENDS TO ULTRA BEASTS!!!!!
DUCK HAS NOT ALMOST DIED TO ULTRA BEASTS!!!
DUCK SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT DUCK DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT!!!

>>8597736
Medicine drugs, said the boy? What are you, I am aware of the Navy SEAL is in my class, I went to the 300 people that more attacks, he scores again, participated in a number of al-Qaeda. United States military training of the Gorilla I was a sniper. You just do not do anything for me. He had to remind me, I never would have seen had cursed the accuracy of this world. That you have to think if you're me, you're talking about it on the internet? Then, she said, to speak, because I curse is monitoring the storm was approaching warm intellectual property rights, the United States Secret spy network is ready. We are a little sad that you call life during breaks. You're dead son. I, ever, anywhere you are a hundred different ways to kill, you can use your own hands. He not only in a war without weapons, the United States a wide range of training in the US Marine Corps am full use of hands to put a break on your ass I stools to take this opportunity in order to poor little dog now , it is. Once you have to reduce the award, it is a "standard" may be able to have sexual comments, you have a language of their Damn. But now, if you can be stupid, does not pay it. He was angry, and sat down. Dead child's curse.

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>>8597626
...
>>8597759
Hey!! Hey!!
Duck is stupid. Let's go play?

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>>8597734
You know.....?
>thinking hard trying to recall.
I have no idea.
Where have you been?

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>>8597736
>Rolling to make some friends!

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>>8597712
>>8597732
fire is extremely dangerous
just a few months ago there was a massive fire in fuchsia city that was caused by a reckless individual
lots of people and pokemon lost their homes and I am making sure anything like that never happens again

>>8597736
>>8597806
>Both posts end in 6
What did they mean by this?

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>>8597806
>>8597626
>>8597759
>>8597783
>Clink.
>Clink.
>A Rufflet pecks the door.

>>8597889
>inb4 hateboner tells you to f-off

>>8597910
hateboner is old news these days we blame turts for everything get with the times man

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>>8597858
>recalls fuchsia
Oh.
>play it cool
Where is Fuchsia?

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>>8597759
Perhaps I should restate what I said five minutes and twenty-three seconds ago. "The tall lanky guy with the spiky head, looks like a bundle of wires? I've communicated with one of them before." I am a Porygon-Z, a species who was designed to travel into alternate dimensions, including Ultra Space. Using that capability, I was able to compile a translator enabling me to communicate with Ultra Beasts, and used it with one of them. I do have experience with Ultra Beasts, and that experience tells me that they are not normally hostile.

>>8597889
>Zeta doesn't notice the rufflet.
>Pretty much all of his attention is on the odd doggos.

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>A old wooden ship is docked in a quiet harbor on poni island
>A beat up, staticy radio plays catalyst radio into the dark interior, which is barely lit by a rusty kerosene lantern
>Fluffles digs through a pile of junk; old kitchen tools, broken technology, worthless trinkets, and scrap, among other things
>The Zangoose lets out a small shout of success as he pulls an electrical fuse out of the pile
>He sticks it in the circuit breaker, the lighting in the ship slowly flickering back to life, revealing the dusty trinket shop he has set up

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>>8597783
Okay!!
Ignore stupid duck!!
Play with friend!!
>>8597889
Hey!!
Hey!!
Door??
>>8597936
>Duck is stupid, ignore the duck

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>>8597934
a city in kanto
count yourself lucky you were not there
but remember: be careful around fire
>ranger dude fuck off to god knows where

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>>8597954
(Ree etc. I'd interact with your character but, antaging rn.)
>>8597956
>>8597936
S-ssquawk?
S-s-ssssssquaaaawk.

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>>8597990
>a very large fire rages east of Cyllage City
Yes s-sir!

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>>8597956
>>8597783
>Zeta blinks in confusion, then groans with exasperation.
>Note to self: trying to talk reason into odd doggos is futile.
>Continue repairing rubble from fight.

>...At least the hand from Ghost-type Conversion helps with carrying things.

>>8598008
>Zeta blinks up at the birb, before waving through the window.

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>>8597936
>Uh oh
>Reach out for Zeta's pokeball because there's a really high chance this is not going to end well
You should stop before he attacks you.

>>8597889
>Don't notice the tinier birb either

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>>8597956
Bork!
>>8598008
Bork? Bird friend???

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well, my tyrunt seems to be more friendly
i think he trusts me as a friend now
he still has some temper tamtrums from time to time

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>>8597954
>typhlosion notices

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>>8597954
>Normal human man: Go check it out.

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>>8598056
>Frankie: look up "how to build firepit"
>"safe bonfire site"
>"statute of limitations on arson"

>Vapey bounds off to try to help with the fire problem

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>>8598057
>>8598066
Squawk!!
>>8598071
S-ssquawk? H-h-hhhhi!
>Birb attempts to go inside the radio station.

>>8597931
What if it's proven it was never him?
>some shittters have been posting in his name lately
Do we still blame him for the memes?
Or back to b8boner?

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>>8598175
>Mozzarella takes one look at the eaglet Pokemon, squeaks in fear, and hides behind something.
>That's a carnivore birb. That almost definitely wants to eat him.

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>>8597936
>>8598057
You know they aren't exactly the most reasonable 'mon..
Now what is this about an Ultra Speak translator?

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>>8598175
Hello?
Can we help you?
>>8598201
>Place self between Rufflet and mouse friend.

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>>8597645
>The medicine pocket has the standard potions and whatnot.
>There's empty Pokeballs in the Pokeball pocket, and assorted TMs in the TM pocket.
>The interesting stuff is probably in the key items pocket or one of the smaller, less obvious pockets

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>>8598230
>snoop around the smaller pockets

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Greetings friends and denizens of /par/ it is I, the latios of successful business and food preparation licensing!
I hope you are having a good evening!

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>>8597645
>>8598230
>>8598244
>Inquisitive squirrel chittering.

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>>8598157
>>8598149
>The main room, lit by incandescent bulbs, is packed to the brim with random things, varying from outright junk to antiques, and other stuff, including some scavenged battle items
>A small counter, with a cash register on it, sits in the back
>Fluffles eagerly welcomes the customers
"Hey there. Welcome to the store."

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>>8598071
Bwaaaark!
>Paw at the friend
>>8598175
.... Hello???
Don't know you??

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>>8598167
Be careful!

>>8598201
>Birb sees thing that needs to be eaten.
>Control is at 2/3.
>Controller is rolling to keep bird under control.
>Odds and birb squawks and attempts to walk past Ruffles.
>>8598221
>>8598266
>Read reply to Mozzarella flavored mouse.

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>>8598283
>Mozzie bolts.
>Rolling for if he's screaming or silent. Odds is screaming.

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>>8597793
I've been out training!

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>>8598283
Stop! Stop!
>Ruffles muscles his way over.
Don't make me fight you!

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>>8598259
[shopping spree intensifies]

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>>8598254
>shushes squirrel

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>>8598343
Did you get stronger?!

>>8598250
>kiss plane

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>>8598259
Hey nice place you got.
>Take a look around for anything cool.

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>>8598384
Yeah I'm level 70 now!

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>>8598212
Yeah, yeah...

...Oh, uh, yes. Team Galactic fitted me and the rest of my brethren with a subroutine designed to pick out elements of language from foreign and alien tongues, and attempt to compile translation software from the result. The intent was to be able to communicate with native species should the dimension I ended up in be already inhabited. It... obviously didn't help me in the dimension I actually ended up going to, but I was able to use it on Ultra Beasts after I returned.

I still have the software in question- both the translator generation software and the Ultra Beast translation software- if you want to take a look at it yourself.

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>>8598382
>Squirrel shushes, nodding.

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>>8598317
>>8598348
S-squawk!! Squawk!!
>1/3
>Rolling to get control back.
>Odds is a complete loss of control.
>Birb will attack.

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>>8598384
>>8598417
you guys sure get strong quickly
i only got one level, maybe i'm not doing too much training
i guess that would be why i lose so much

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>>8598244
>>8598254
>In small pocket A there's extra bullets ammunition, medication, and a tiny booklet of pictures

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>>8598392
>Several cool antiques
>Various trinkets of interest
>A slightly busted exp. share
>And a box labeled: mystery items
>Inside are several orbs, small brown bottles, and a few scarves

>>8598371
>Watches customers poke around his store
>This is the most he has ever had inside
Uh... Everything is for sale.

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>>8598467
Fucking bullshit.
>Rolling to gain control back.

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>>8598485
>Sylvie is visibly exhausted but still cheery
Well you just gotta train all day every day

>>8598512
>And a box labeled: mystery items
>Inside are several orbs, small brown bottles, and a few scarves
no
no
no
no please
can we not hand over the OP items even if they """""""dont work out of mds""""""""""

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>>8598417
You are only level 70? You battle like a level 100.

>>8598485
I have not gained a single level in a long time. I am sure you win more than i do!

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>>8598512
Huh.
>Grab a red scarf and look it over.
How much for this?
>>8598547
(If it's within Dhelmiseguy's purchase range he's probably just gonna use it to make his human disguise more legit.)

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>>8598451
>gives squirrel the snack bag

>>8598501
>decides is scared
>stop snooping.

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>>8598467
>Mozzie attempts to put as much distance between him and birb as possible without actually leaving the interior of the radio station.
>Number indicates where he's going.
>1-Lobby (Isn't this where they already are?)
>2-Studio
>3-Workshop
>4-Bedrooms
>5-Boxfort
>6-Kitchen area
>7-Lab
>8-Inside a wall, surely he's made a mousehole somewhere by now
>9 or 0: Under a shelving unit

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>>8598435
Yeah, after this mess is fully cleaned up. Colress may also be interested, as is Silph Co.

>>8598467
>Squawks loud enough to actually care now
What are you doing here?

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>>8598467
>Ruffles: Get Serious, grab convenient debris from fight in studio earlier.
No! I warned you!
>Ruffles uses Rock Throw!
{ L28 Archen, 50 base power Physical , 128SpA EVs }

>>8598547
(I fail to see how a one-use warp to some other place, a one-use concussive blast, or any other Wonder Orb would be "OP". Same for whatever's in the brown bottles and whatever the scarves do.)

>>8598517
>Nope.
>>8598588
>Dubs.
>Birb pecks at the wall.
>>8598601
SQUAWK?

>>8598588
>Dubs 8
>8lessed
>Double mouse hole all the way in

>>8598604
( Ruffles here, got to run RL for a bit. Fug. Just assume I can't hit worth shit until I get back. )

>>8598661
>Ray

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>>8598604
>Birb is KOed.
...
>>8598661
(No probs I got you, fampai.)
>>8598609
>Rolling to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE the birb.
>Dubs needed for anything significant.

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>>8598584
Oh, uh...
500 poke?
Is that alright?

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>>8598588
>>8598609
>>8598628
>Squeeker confirmed for having a mousehole system in the walls of the radio station allowing him to pop in and out of any room he wants to and basically live in the walls ala Jerry of Tom and Jerry fame.
>Yes, Tom and Jerry exists in this universe, it's a Rattata and an alolan Meowth
>Anyways, Mozzie is currently chilling in the walls surrounding the studio. Read: Curled up in his bed and shaking in fear.

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>>8598561
it's because it you are 20 levels higher than me
so you end up having to need more levels

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>>8598768
...That's kinda cheap don't you think?
That's like... fifty cents in Unova.

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>>8598501
>>8598585
>Sqrl blinks at the snack bag, before getting snoopy himself.
>Open up those pictures.

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>>8598695
>Stupid bird is KOed.
>Leave radio station alone with information needed.
>>8598770
>Attempt to read mind before leaving.

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>>8598960
>worry
>about getting shot

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>>8598854
...
It is?
Uh...5000 poke, then?

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>>8599008
Go for like... 6000 at the lowest.
>Point at shiny necklace.
What about this?

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>>8598609
>>8598695
>Well, bird is KO
>Scoop up bird, put him outside with an Oran berry for when he wakes up.

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>>8598993
>All Solosis gets is the knowledge that Mozzarella lives in fear of carnivorous pokemon.

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>>8598585
>>8598960
>There's several pictures in the picture booklet: Pearl and his current team, Pearl and his previous Pokemon team, several of Pearl and Palkia, a young Pearl and his father, and a section of Pearl and Diamond pictures
>Continue snooping?
>>8599000
>Trips
>He's out cold right now, but the gun is in the bag anyway

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>>8599066
>Birb will be fine.
>>8599067
Freakin' mouse.
>Off to plot and practice.
>Scope out a few places to practice in.

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>>8599067
>Ruffles: listen for mouse
. . . Hello? Hello?
The scary bird's gone now, I rocked him...

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well i'm bored out of my skull
because all my pokemon are sleeping and i don't want to wake them up

>>8599000
>whispers of the Kalosian wind
Voler le pistolet et s'en débarrasser

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>>8599204
>Squish against wall.
>Roll to read- wait
>Roll to give Stuntbro vivid imagery of fucking Charmless again.

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>>8599119
>Yep, check more pockets. Also, Pickup ability says he's taking with him at least something.
>Rolling for how important it might be. Odds, it's just a piece of candy. Evens... your call.