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>>8581706
depression
>>8581706
doggos
>>8581681
>Confused bork into microphone.
I AM OKAY!!!
>Lick back.
>>8581706
Lettuce!!
>>8581706
Mounting self-esteem issues.
>>8581706
birb
>>8581673
>indecipherable mumbling
>prehensile tail: be snuggly tail
>>8581706
Gonna have to second depression.
>>8581751
bork
>>8581583
I don't know, to be honest.
It's sort of been a long day.
>>8581706
Friend N!!
Friend Gladion!!
>>8581751
Hello??
Yes??
Friend okay??
>Bwawrk into mic as well
FRIEND OKAY!!!
>Be the excited doggo and lick Azoth's face
>>8581727
Am good doggo???
Azoth!!
Look!!
Am good doggos!!
>>8581794
>HYENA BWAWRK
>>8581794
>EAGLE SCREECH
>>8581810
Hello!! I am okay!!
>Sniff around for SB.
Where is robot man??
Has robot man been kidnapped?
We must find robot man!!!
>Roll for very loud bork
>>8581554
>>8581611
>>8581646
>>8581681
>>8581751
>Sudden odd doggo interruptions in the studio
>Get the mic
"Sorry for the technical difficulties, but those are some very playful dogs"
"Now back to the music"
>Play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZZ0mqMqOg
>>8581807
Ay, you wannna just sleep it off? You's gotta be tired.
>>8581881
>Doggos are gone.
Boolsheet.
>>8581845
Robo man!!
Which robo man??
Robo man with squares???
Robo man with lasers??
>Evens he Sniffs for SB odds for Necrozma
>>8581972
Doggo not gone???
Anomalesia right here!!!
Not gone!!
>>8581881
We want doggos!
>>8581706
The inevitable march of time.
>>8581972
I am doggo!!! Hello!!
>>8581990
The glasses!!!
>Help sniff out glasses h-
>>8582006
JOHN!!!!
>TACKLE
>>8581616
>Gives reassuring smile while lowering themselves even more.
Of course not silly!
>Isaura rolled onto their side as they spoke gently.
So, what brings a adorable little ratatta here? Do you have a name?
>Couldn't help but smile even more at smol rat.
>>8582030
>John: tackled.
Ooof! Yes, hello, Azoth, it's good to see you too!
How have you been, big guy?
I'm sorry I've been tied up with silly work stuff so much.
>Pat doggo, try to wriggle up from tackled state
>>8581990
>>8582006
>>8582030
>roll to eat all the Doritos
>>8581897
I suppose so.
>Find a bedroom
>Flop
>>8582050
...I uh... I live here... it's safe, I think. Outside... isn't...
...My uh, my name's Mozzarella... what's yours?
>The smol squeeker looks up at the salad doge, still rather nervous.
>>8581845
>>8581990
>Robot man with squares: found
>Still in the studio
>>8581972
>>8582001
>The audience demands it
>The odd doggo show
>Mental note: get all associated web video series project starting
>Odd doggos on camera
>Interviews with rescued pokemon
>Interview with the Fallarbor "abomination"
"Ha ha, guess we have some very feisty co hosts"
>Open mic and let the odd doggos go bork, screech and hyena noises on air
>>8582123
Ha! Ha!
Joke's on you, buggo person!
I already gave the Doritos to the Pidoves!
>Nudge buggo out door.
It's time to go.
>>8582159
>fallaebor abomination
is that still a plot??
>>8582118
HELLO!!!
>LICK
>Get off John because smart enough to remember that humans die to a lot of pressure.
I missed you!!!!
>Boof!
>>8582123
BORK BORK BORK!!!
>>8582159
Hello!!!!
BORK!
>>8582219
(It is not, but the character still exists in purgatory)
>>8582159
Bork.
I would like to be on radio too.
I am Zinzolin.
>>8582239
I missed you too, Azoth.
We've got to get out and about sometime, we got off the boat but have still been inside and cooped up.
>>8582184
As long a the good rice noodles don't go missing, Ruffles.
>>8582159
Helllo!!!
Yes!!!
Am doggo!!!
>Excited hyena sounds
>>8582365
Hello!!
John!!!
Were go??
>Sniffffff
>Sniff sniff
>>8582365
Yes!!!! YES!!!
Good!! We do fight!!
>>8582458
>Sniff yellow dog.
>Attempt to pet.
>>8582488
... DOGS CAN PET OTHER DOGS???
>Anomalesia: become overwhelmed with excitement at this new info
>A bulky ball of excited hyena sounds and fur tackles Azoth
PETS!!!!
FRIEND PETS!!!
>Lick him
>>8582152
>Isaura noticed the nervousness and felt a little bad that they might be scaring them.
I'm Isaura. D-don't worry, I really won't hurt you.
>Isaura sincerely wished they sounded more convincing, but understood why the squeaker would be unnerved by bigger doggo.
>Not wanting to unnerve them anymore, they decided to keep the conversation rolling as they looked around the area the ratatta knew as "home"
So this is your home?
(Sorry for this lackluster response time.)
(I could have sworn Isaura was still near the fort. Unless mozarella took refuge there. Either or works, I'm just not sure where we are.)
well my tyrunt just woke up, he's a bit grumpy, and also hungry
i'm going to feed him meat and his supplements
W-wait not the chair i'm going to give you already, calm down..
>>8582676
I guess so??
>Tackled by goldog.
Hello!!! Pets, yes!
>Lick goldog back.
>>8582336
I would be honored.
>>8582458
>>8582488
>>8582676
>>8582824
>"I'm going to need a bigger studio"
>Pet the odd doggos, all of them
>>8582754
(No, trust me, it's fine)
>The ratatta nods, trying to calm down. Yep, sure enough, Isaura is still near the fort... which is in the radio station, right?
Yeah, it is. ...The radio station, I mean...
>He smiles weakly up to the leafdoggo. "...I uh, I didn't know that all these boxes were over here, though... I don't normally go to this part of the station...
ded thred
>>8583065
>Indeed the fort was in the radio station.
>Seemingly much more aware of the situation, Isaura responded with a quirky smile.
I suppose that makes us housemates.
>Closing their eyes with that same smile they spoke a bit more reservedly.
Although, I've only been here for a few days.
>They opened their eyes once more as they continued.
Everyone at the station was kind enough to let me stay here. They said I wouldn't even have to battle if I didn't want to.
>They paused for just a moment before starting again.
Despite how lively it is, I think its really peaceful here.
>>8583435
>The mouse nods happily, now comfortable around the living salad.
Mhm. They let me stay too...
>Honestly I'm unsure how to continue this scene, rip
>>8583492
(double rip, and drink)
>Currently Pearl is watching random television shows while pondering whether or not he's gay or if Diamond is just his bro
>>8583492
>>8583508
Mmm... this might be a big request, but could you maybe show me around? I've only been in this big room for the most part.
>They dismissively waved a paw at their own suggestion.
If its not too much trouble, of course.
(I was having issues earlier as well, to be honest.)
>>8583637
...Uh, all right. To be honest, I haven't really looked around much either...
>The mouse smiles softly, then starts leading the leafeon around. Also eeeeeeeeeeeeeh I don't really know what to do in this sceeeeene
>Sorry
>adri is watching tv in the middle of the night, because she can't sleep again
>>8583637
>>8583693
>Ruffles pokes his head in.
Umm... maybe I can show you around?
( Fair warning due to IRL things if I don't post it's because I've been pulled off for that )
>>8583711
>UB portal into room.
...
Kree?
>>8583599
>>8583711
>Dubsfails
>N's television signal goes out as well - it seems like both Kalos and Unova are having this problem
.... but why.
>>8583711
>there is nothing worth to watch on tv
>adri is incredebly bored
>>8583748
>surprised
WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
>>8583599
>>8583769
>Pachi, meanwhile, is also watching TV with him.
>...Suddenly, the TV signal goes out.
Huh? What happened to the TV?
>>8583769
>>8583771
...
Kree? Zrrrrrrrrrt?
>Point out window in general direction of TV station.
>>8583803
Awwww man, who do I have to fine for this?!
>Pearl smacks the tv but alas, the problem is not with the tv itself
>>8583821
... what?
there is something going on on the tv station?
>>8583821
Hm... I'm presuming the problem lies with the station. Power outage?
>>8583863
...Kree!!
>Nod.
>Grab knife hand and pull.
Krrrr? Bzzzzzt?
>>8583878
alright, alright, no need to be so pushy
i'm coming
>>8583860
...I don't know...
>Confused sqrl sounds.
>>8583905
(DRINK)
>>8583693
>>8583734
>Isaura would look over curiously at the voice before smiling, realizing it was Ruffles.
Would you?
>Leaf tail wagging excitedly
>>8583693
(No worries on that. Characters just meeting can be better for another time.)
>>8583734
(No worries for this as well.)
>>8583877
...Kree!
>>8583900
>Drag to TV station.
>Point at broken transformer.
>Even to someone who isn't an electrician it's easy to tell it's drained of electricity.
...Kree?
>>8583937
alright i think i can see the problem, let's see, how do we do this...
do you think you can give it a little push with a small shock?
>>8583989
>Shocking is something tree can do.
>Last post number for if this fixes the problem, probably should anyway.
>Second to last post number for if any humans notice them and decide to investigate with odds being yes.
Kreeee... Pweeoo?
>Zippity zap that transformer.
>>8583921
>Ruffles leads the way from the boxfort.
Alright, over here's where the radio stuff is.
Hal and Zeta, the Porygons, are probably in there right now, but i dunno how busy they are.
Down the hall's where there's a workshop.
I don't go in there much...
Then, the place where everyone hangs out!
That's the best!
>Ruffles hops over, showing off the living quarters. They're not too shabby, and the place is well-stocked.
>>8584021
i think it's fixed?
>notices two humans going to investigate
let's get out quick
>grab tree by the hand(?)
>and pulls to quickly follow
>both hide somewhere safe until the humans go away
>Beep boop
>Unexpected spike in audience
>Continue hosting...
>Play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYJLtz4_rA
>>8584021
>>8584109
>Shithead kid rolling to notice the 12 foot tree thing.
>>8584109
>Hide.
>Try not to zap knife thing.
Kreee? Zrrt?
>>8584135
>Shit head kid doesn't see us.
...
(If knifeplayer is cool with it and someone wants to GM up a small battle I'm down. Nothing up past what knife is, L60 I think?)
>>8584135
>somehow the kid did not notice the giant electric tree
>knife and tree apperently are hidden pretty well
>>8584189
(i'm down with it)
>tree zaps her a bit
>she yelps quietly
>roll to not be noticed
>whispering
be more careful
>>8584189
>>8584250
>Shithead kid rolls to see the VERY LARGE TWELVE FOOT TREE THAT GLOWS IN THE DARKNESS.
>Again.
>If he rolls odds he's fucking off after this.
>>8584250
>Pat knife.
Kreeeeeee?
>>8584314
>The small meatbeast has noticed us.
>Be a cheater and plug in.
>Xurkitree L80 uses Electric Terrain!
>>8584314
>he saw something in plain sight
>good job now fight
>>8584355
>And he short himself out.
>No action this turn and next.
>>8584108
>Eyes sparkling through most of the tour.
Its a really nice home!
>They'd fiddle around with miscellaneous things as they were shown around but never went off path
>Isaura made a small mental note about the workshop.
>As they got into the living quarters, they spoke up as they looked around the room.
So, Ruffles? How long have you been living here? If you don't mind me asking.
>>8584355
thanks?
i wish i could understand you though
>>8584370
>adri gets ready to fight the shithead kid
>uses sword dance to start
>>8584355
>>8584377
>I'm not counting your dubsfail twice.
>>8584406
>Annoying as fuck kid tosses out a LV44 Linoone.
>Which uses Belly Drum.
>Linoone has max attack and 50% health now.
>>8584401
A few weeks? Three weeks?
I've been here since John and Seb moved in.
Before that, we were on a flying ship.
I like it better here, I can glide around more and still get home.
I'm glad you like it.
>>8584406
Kreeeeee...
>>8584466
>No action this turn.
>He's trying to get his tail out of the dirt.
>>8584466
>that will be easier to deal with
>adri uses iron head on the linoone
>>8584492
don't worry i have this
>she reasures tree
>>8584492
Ha! Stupid christmas tree!
>>8584514
>Doggo is KOed.
What was I thinking...
>L60 Meinshao is sent out.
>Calcing Knife Wife at L60 if that's wrong tell me.
>Going for Stone Edge!
252 Atk Mienshao Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 33-39 (19.8 - 23.4%) -- possible 5HKO
>>8584514
Kree!
>>8584579
>Zap tree is back in the game.
>Zap Tree uses Helping Hand!
>>8584579
(she's level 60, you're right)
>knife dodges the stone edge
>"crap it's a fighting type"
>i need to keep fighting can't stop now
>adri uses slash on menshao
>>8584625
thanks
>also boosted by helping hand
>>8584657
Kree!
>Rough approximation of a thumbs up is given.
>>8584687
KREEE! ZZRRT!
>Going for Energy Ball.
252 SpA Xurkitree Energy Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Mienshao: 194-229 (116.8 - 137.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8584687
(hjk hurts self every time you miss in game so i'll assume that it works here too, maybe)
>adri goes for slash-
>>8584720
>well it's already dealt wiht
good job
>>8584491
>From wherever they were facing, they turned to look at Ruffles.
A flying ship...? Hmm. Maybe you could tell me more stuff about your travels another time?
>They went back to examining the living quarters.
I'd ask about it, but you're already spending a lot of time to show me around.
>Looking back to ruffles once more, Isaura gave a small smile.
Thanks again, for showing me around.
>Isaura would thank small squeaker as well since he probably stuck around the whole tour.
>>8584720
>Meinshao is KOed.
Ugh, last pokemon. Show 'em who's boss!
>L80 Gallade is sent out.
>Not mega just for calcs.
>Uses Close Combat on the tree!
252 Atk Gallade Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 204-240 (82.5 - 97.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8584749
(Alright. Thought the rules were a bit different but I'm not Skitts. I try to avoid self damaging moves anyway.)
Anyway, you stink! My brother's pokemon are super strong!!
>>8584749
>Thumbs up again.
>Did I mention Beast Boost activated?
>More SpA baby.
>>8584801
>Gallade.
>Scared.
>THUNDERRRRRRRR!
252 SpA Xurkitree Thunder vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Gallade: 160-190 (71.4 - 84.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8584801
>she sighs
well let's go than
>adri uses iron head again
>>8584897
...
>Xurkitree uses Tail Glow.
>Xukitree also flips Gallade the bird.
>>8584897
you can't either dumbass
>she mubmles
>uses night slash on the gallade
>>8584766
You're welcome! You're welcome!
Maybe sometime we can all go for a walk and talk about adventure?
>>8584994
>Hit.
>Gotta be cool.
>Don a pair of Dave's shades.
>Thunder.
+3 252 SpA Xurkitree Thunder vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Gallade: 400-472 (178.5 - 210.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8585027
are you okay?
>>8584994
>damn it
>she goes for another night slash
>>8585049
Krr-
>>8585066
>KOed.
>GG.
>You made a random kid more threatening than most thread antags.
>>8585096
oh no...
>>8585066
>start playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzV1MoTg_9Y
YOU
>uses night slash on the damned gallade
>>8585096
>>8585111
>Two KO'ed pokes.
>Rolling for if the kid is brave enough to think about a new team member.
>Adri isn't wild, right?
>>8585138
Excuse me.
I saw these pokemon first.
>>8585138
(honestly i don't know if she actually is wild or not)
>bisharp is knocked out so no answer
>>8585158
What? Ugh. No you didn't!
Fight me!
>Gallade (not healed) uses Calm Mind!
>>8584944
I'd like that a lot; Although, I don't think I'd have many good stories to tell.
>They gave a light, yet awkward laugh as they finished their statement.
>Only a moment later, they'd stretch and yawn, tiredly before continuing to follow on the tour of the building.
>>8585199
Kay.
>LV80 Aggron is sent out.
>Aggron uses Head Smash.
252+ Atk Choice Band Aggron Head Smash vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Gallade: 206-243 (91.9 - 108.4%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
>>8585218
>Gallade is KOed.
What? You suck!! I'm telling my brother, he's gonna kick your ass!
>Shitlord kid storms off without even leaving prize money.
>>8585242
Okay.
>>8585096
>>8585182
>Pop the KOed mons some revives.
You two okay?
>>8585269
ughh..
i think i'm fine, thanks what happened?
oh is him okay too?
>looks at tree
>>8585269
Krrr...
>>8585286
>Wave.
Krrrrrrreee.
>>8585303
>waves back and sighs in relief
i'm glad you are okay
>pats tree
>>8585286
>>8585303
I'll let you two get on with your day, then. Uh.
Don't be out without supervision or whatever, okay? Lots of jerks outside.
>Wave and walk off.
>>8585348
>Pat knife.
Krrree?
>>8585357
>Wave
>>8585357
okay, thanks for the help again
>>8585374
well, now that were done here, i guess it's time for us to go back home, what do you think?
>>8585389
>Nod.
>Grab knife.
>UB portal back into house and flop on couch/bed.
Kreee?
>>8585432
well, you are really big, now and you took my place on the couch where i sleep, but it's fine you deserve it
i'll stay in this chair
>smiles at tree
>>8585475
>Open arms.
Krrrr? Zzzrrttt?
>>8585521
>she looks down
uhh..
>she goes close and hugs him trying not to hurt him
>>8585567
>Hug the knife.
>Tree leans back and the lights on him dim.
Krrr zzzt.
>Sleepy time for tree and rper.
>>8585607
>she hugs tree and starts to fall aslee
>she and tree sleep hugging
(time for me to sleep too)
Why do you all sleep?
>>8588263
Because school and work
>>8588263
Because humans need their sleep honey.
Hey, at what point does it stop being "best bros" and start being gay? Answer up or I'm fining all of you! ...Maybe! Probably not!
>>8589755
You exposed yourself to him yes?
>>8589771
I've gotten changed in front of him before yeah, how is that gay?
>she wakes up,
>tree still sleeping and hugging her
>she is tengled in ree's arms(?)
i guess i won't be moving anytime soon
>>8590141
fug
>>8590158
he's nice and all, but i don't know if he you do it,
also he's from another dimension so i don't know how that works
>Slip out of sleepy-friend-cuddle-pile.
>Rolling for okay-ness.
>Sylvie heads out to train for a bit
>>8590141
>>8590215
Kreee?
>Untangle self from sharp wife.
>Pat pat.
>>8590416
>Follow sparkledog.
>>8589052
Weak!
>>8590416
>follows
>>8590444
Good morning
>she smiles
how are you doing
>she kisses tree on what she thinks is the cheek
>follows sylvie too
>becausre she too needs some training
>>8590363
Alright! Still not gay! Haha, suck it, Paul!
>>8590475
>>8590459
Oh hey guys
>>8590444
...and Tree thing
You coming to train too?
>>8590479
I dunno that sounds pretty gay to me
>jingle jingle
What? You think so too lucky?
>tyrunt sound
I think you're just hungry, i'll give you some food little guy
>>8590475
>More pats for knife.
>>8590488
>Nod.
Kreee!
>>8590488
I thonk i should train some more
>points at tree
He's a friend i met yesterday
He doesn't talk much but he is nice
>>8590515
>she giggles
See, he's good
>>8590510
What? There's nothing gay about two bros sharing a bed!
>>8590546
>feeds the tyrunt, the little guy is now happy
Yeah whatever you say
Next time you'll say that kissing and look at each other's butts isn't gay eother
>>8590515
>>8590534
Alright then lets try to find a trainer I guess.
>>8590534
>>8590610
>Help with that.
>Shoot electricity at someone.
>>8590385
>Not gr8 but w/e.
>Off to try and train.
>>8590618
>you shocked the hell out of a trainer and now they're pissed
>they send out Salamence and Golisopod (both level 80)
>>8590570
But the Kalosians kiss each other all the time! A-and... he had something on his butt! Y-yeah! Definitely not gay!
>>8590668
Thas gay bro
Embrace the gay
>>8590652
>Xurkitree uses Tail Glow!
>+2 SpA.
>>8590652
well here we go
>uses swords dance
>>8590680
>Tail Glow is 3 as of Gen 5 I keep forgetting.
>>8590730
>Hit.
Kree!
>HP Ice the Salamence.
+3 252 SpA Xurkitree Hidden Power Ice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Salamence: 788-928 (296.2 - 348.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8590674
Im not gay! There's nothing gay about wiping dirt off of your bros ass! Bros have each other's backs!
>>8590730
>adri uses iron head on salamence
>>8590761
>sqrl shrug
>>8590749
>Hidden power misses but
>>8590806
>iron head connects!
+3 252 Atk Bisharp Iron Head vs. 44 HP / 0 Def Salamence: 178-211 (64.7 - 76.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Salamence uses Facade on Bisharp (2nd to last num)
+1 252+ Atk Salamence Facade vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 69-82 (41.5 - 49.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>Golisopod goes for liquidation on Xurkitree (last num)
252+ Atk Golisopod Liquidation vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree in Sun: 78-93 (31.5 - 37.6%) -- 86.2% chance to 3HKO
>>8590849
>Miss.
...
>Xurkitree uses Dazzling Gleam!
+3 252 SpA Xurkitree Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Salamence: 524-618 (196.9 - 232.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8590849
>hit by the facade
ow
i'll-
>>8590872
>the salamance is already taken care of
>uses iron head on the golisopod
>>8590835
>>8590802
I'm 100% straight!!
>>8590902
>Straight
That's a weird way of spelling "ultimate gay supreme"
>>8590898
>KOed a mon.
>BEAST BOOST.
>+4 SpA.
>DAZZLING GLEAM HARDER.
+4 252 SpA Xurkitree Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Kommo-o: 1004-1184 (429 - 505.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8590902
...
...What's wrong with being gay?
>>8590920
one more down. good job
>>8590898
>adri uses night slash on the lurantis
>>8590918
What?? No! None of the things I do are gay! They're all 100% straight bro things!
>>8590925
I don't know! Everyone always acts like it is! If it's not wrong in some way why do I always hear about people getting the shit beat out of them over it?
>>8590932
>Thumbs up.
>>8590967
>KOed mon.
>Beast Boost activates. +5 SpA.
>Sorry I'm not sure what you're using for Goliso's stats but.
>Thunder!
+5 252 SpA Xurkitree Thunder vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Golisopod: 1380-1626 (589.7 - 694.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8590982
>Sqrl shrugs, curling up next to Pearl.
>Think pic related except his eyes are open
...That doesn't sound nice...
...
...Maybe it's other people who are wrong?
>>8591012
well, i it's over i think, you really are stong
>she smiles
>>8591012
(I dont think it really mattered at that point)
>Golisopod goes down!
>trainer flees and drops 10x last 3 numbers as prize money
>Adri gains 9781 exp
>Xurkitree gains 7152 exp
>>8591058
Kree!!
>>8591092
>920 bux.
>Pick it up.
Kree?
>>8591037
I don't know... it doesn't matter though, if they think they're right they'll just act like it's wrong anyway!
>>8591092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdvY9E-9XE
adri is now level 61
>>8591111
well we won this time, isn't it great?
>>8591111
>+5 SpA tree grabbing money.
>I guess it's all fried now.
>Rolling for if anything is recoverable.
>>8591125
Krr zzrrt? Xurrr?
>Look for Sylvie.
>>8591152
>Giggle at his money problems
>>8591152
>shrugs
i think not everything was burned, i think some is still usable, but it's okay
>she comforts tree
yeah, let's go look for sylvie, or go home
>>8591176
>looks at the giggling pokemon
is this one of your friends?
>>8591176
Kree! Xurrr?
>Wave.
>>8591214
>Hand her the cash.
Krr? Xurrr kurrr?
Zrrt.
>>8591241
thank you, well, let's get going to get healed
>grabs tree's hand and brings him back home to heal
>Rolling to find a wild poke to fite.
>>8591341
>Nothing doing.
>Try again.
-Zibel
>>8591376
>Flamethrower it.
252+ SpA Eelektross Flamethrower vs. 116 HP / 0 SpD Swinub: 872-1028 (622.8 - 734.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8591241
>>8591214
>Nihilego giggles again, excitedly waving two tentacles at Xurkitree
>>8591303
>Follow after her.
Krrr?
>>8591396
>UBspeak go, as in super secret UB lingo.
Yo Jellz, you wanna tag along?
>>8591393
>Miss.
>Ice Shard.
196 Atk Swinub Ice Shard vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eelektross: 42-51 (19 - 23.1%) -- possible 5HKO
>>8591113
>Sqrl just shrugs and snugs.
>>8591411
>Whoosp it hit itself.
>>8591405
>It nods, humming and float-skipping on up to Xurkitree's head, which it then sits on, still humming.
>>8591411
>>8591438
>FLAMETHROWER
252+ SpA Eelektross Flamethrower vs. 116 HP / 0 SpD Swinub: 872-1028 (622.8 - 734.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8591444
>Swinub is dead as fuck.
>Trainer sends out LV60 Venipede.
>Which goes for Bug Bite.
0 Atk Venipede Bug Bite vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eelektross: 84-99 (53.5 - 63%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8591405
>>8591442
>she goes back to frankie's house
okay i'll go get some potions
>the last digit is the number of post it takes for her to come back with the potions
>>8591481
...
>Flamethrower.
252+ SpA Eelektross Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Venipede: 314-370 (253.2 - 298.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8591500
>Two pokemon literally fried.
>Trainer tosses a pokeball at Zibel.
>Only going to actually succeed on trips.
>>8591523
>Boink.
>Angery.
>Giga Drain his face,
>>8591537
>Trainer rolls to use Wimp Out!
>Odds and they trip.
>>8591549
>Splap plap up to him.
>Giga Drain.
>>8591577
>Nope Zibel passed out from pain.
>>8591483
>adri come back with some potions
Here we go let me pit these on you, it won't hurt
>adri uses the potions to heal her and tree
All better, how do you feel now?
>>8591442
>Pat the jelly.
>>8591483
Kree?
>Flop on couch.
>>8591633
Krree! Xurrr?
>Squint at the sun.
>>8591623
>Sorry what was that about spletguns
>REMI RESCUE TEAM: REMI, TO THE RESCUE
>SCREAMING FISH SOUNDS
>FLAMETHROWER AAAAA
>>8591653
>the sun squints back
>did it just get darker?
>>8591656
>Oh fuck.
>Trainer is on fucking fire.
>Rolling to not be on fire.
>>8591656
>>8591683
>Rolling for eel to actually become conscious again.
>>8591671
>Solsquint harder.
>Become the sun.
>>8591683
>ROLLING FOR EVEN MORE FIRE
>VIA FLAMETHOWER
YOU HURT MY FRIEEEEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8591709
>the sun is unhappy at this attempt at usurpation
>extreme sun squinting
>>8591731
...
>ZAP FOR GOOD MEASURE
>>8591705
Zibelll.
Get uuup!
>Splet the eelfriend
>>8591744
...You...win...this...time...
>Cease squinting at the sun.
>Acquire and equip sunglasses.
>>8591731
>>8591785
Uuugh.
>Rolling to regain consciousness.
>>8591794
>Internal praise for the sun.
>>8591809
>Splet the splap plap again
Zibel wake up!
Right nooow!
i can't carry you hooome.
>>8591652
sits on the couch next to tree
>she rest her head on his should(?)
>whtever it is at least seems to be to his shoulder
>>8591809
>...Arise...Zibel...
>Gentle psychic squinting.
>>8591827
>Spletgun spletting me.
>Rolling to get the fug up.
>This is the last roll, rerolling is getting a bit redic.
>>8591866
>Thank you best rock.
>>8591868
>Well he's up now.
Remiiiiii?
>>8591984
Zibel!
>Splettackle eelfriend
Are you okay??
Did that guy hurt you??
>>8592004
>Hug that spletgun.
Noooo. It's fine, thank you.
>Splap plap back to boat.
>Rolling for travel time with last two numbers.
>>8592036
Then why were you..?
>Worried splets
Are you sure you're okay Zibel?
>Fishtol hugs: habben
>>8592119
>Hug the spletter.
I'll be okaaay.
>He says as he's taking more than 30 min to get back.
>Pain.
>>8592201
...I don't believe youuu.
What's wrong?
>>8591866
>Sun: squint at these imposters
>>8592302
>Slap flat butt
>>8592302
>Squint at the sun.
>Squint at Sun.
>>8592334
>Sun: don Sun's Sun shaped sun shades
>squint at the suns
>>8592321
>Surprised yelp
Hey!
>>8591846
>Pet.
>>8592357
>Wave.
Kreee?
>>8592357
>Giggle and wave
>>8592366
>Pap the tree brother's "face"
>>8592357
don't worry frankie, he's nice
>>8592366
>adri is petted
>those are some great pets
see he's good
>>8592359
>Solsquinting continues.
>Proxima speaks to Sun psychically.
>Hello Sun. I hope you find this as amusing as I do.
>>8592298
...Everything kinda just hurts? It'll be okay.
>Arrive at boat and flop in friend pile.
>>8592450
Yeah, I can make it funnier too! Sol, come join us!
>Sun sends out his Solrock
>Squinting intensifies
>>8592409
>Pap back.
>>8592444
Krree?
>Pet.
>>8592516
...
Krr? Xurr?
>>8592409
>bork at the poison jelly
>>8592516
I'm better, i even got stronger today
That day was just bad luck of mine
But thanks for the support frankie
And you too
>carefully hugs tree
>>8592536
>Attempt to initiate pap fight
>>8592516
>Silly Frankie, this is N's Nihilego - it uses distance toxins
>Good thing it already considers N its host
>Nihilego offers Frankie a shiny rock
>>8592552
>Whoops, didn't see this one
>It attempts to imitate the Bork sound and ends up making a blub sound instead
>>8592502
>...You...named...your...Solrock...Sol...?
>...Interesting...
>Centauri psysquints at Sol in greeting.
>Proxima continues psyspeaking to Sun.
>How amusing. I wonder if Moon has a Lunatone.
>Our human ran into them not too long ago in Alola.
>>8592536
>Frankie: wave.
You're welcome to stick around for a while if you'd like.
>>8592568
>Frankie: Single Manly Tear of Pride
>>8592573
>Frankie accepts the shiny rock.
Huh. Thank you.
>Frankie: pass out in a chair because your RPer is scramblebrained and needs some time to unscramble brains
>Frankie will probably wake up with a silly mustache drawn on him in pen, Angry Jigglypuff style.
>>8592502
(i really need to get more Moon pictures but 4chan has given me all its got, where do you guys get your pictures from?)
Didn't anybody ever teach you not to stare at the sun?
>>8592497
..That's not okay!
That's bad!
You need to fix that!!
>>8592573
>Pap back.
>>8592651
Kree..?
>Grab marker.
>Draw a dick on his face.
>>8592623
Yep! He was my first Pokémon! I've also got Ia the Decidueye, Soleil the Heliolisk, Ilios is my Volcarona, Taeyo is an Espeon aaand Nebby is Nebby!
Um... I think so! Let me ask!
>>8592659
(I get mine off of tumblr, mostly, but I go to /vp/'s Pokemen/boy threads and drawthreads well. Maybe see if that Moon thread is still up?)
But how else would I style my hair in the morning?
Hey Moon, what's your team?
>>8592659
(Try Pixiv, DA, e621, and Google image search. If all else fails- and I mean this sincerely, only if all else fails and nothing else is giving you anything- try Tumblr.
Also, fair warning, e621 is primarily for furry art, so while it'd be great for getting pics of Pokemon (assuming you can dodge all the porn), it's probably not going to cough up much art of any human characters.)
>>8592673
I'll be okaaay. Just need some rest.
>Snug up with gunbando, buffboi Gask and poison flavored lettuce.
>>8592651
thanks frankie, oh you are really tired
>>8592682
>look at frankie with the drawing in his face
>she does a light chuckle
>>8592659
(Guy that rp's Proxima, Centauri and John here)
(I just raid google images because I'm a lazy fuck)
(I guess it helps a lot that I can just avatarfag as either rock individually or both, so I have more images to work with)
>Centauri squints at Moon.
>...Hello...Moon...
>Proxima also greets Moon with a sense of calm.
>Hello. I hope you are feeling well today, Moon.
>Out of curiosity, do you by any chance have a Lunatone?
>>8592741
>...Humans...are...strange...
>...In...a...good...way...
>Indeed, you humans are very interesting to interact with.
>>8592651
>>8592682
>Nihilego has no idea what Xurkitree is drawing, but decides that doodling on this man's face looks fun
>It grabs a sharpie and doodles some ultra beasts on his face
>>8592741
(i don't have my entire team thought up yet)
All I'll tell you is I've got Lunala, Weaville, Lunatone and Umbreon
>>8592828
Yeah I do!
>>8592761
..If you're not better after tomorrow I'm fixing you myself.
>Slightly miffed but mostly worried splet
>Snuggle up to eelfriend
>>8592794
Krre?
>Offer her a marker.
>>8592842
...
>Draw Guzzlord on his neck.
>Add a huge dick.
>>8592878
>>8592761
>...A wott comes up and snuggles up to fishdaddy, eeldaddy, and marshdaddy.
>>8592922
Uh, thanks
>she draw, at least tries to draw, vapey and frankie and and a heart on top of them
>>8592858
(I would suggest Cresselia but she's both a legendary and being roleplayed, so maybe Clefable and Lycanroc to keep up the lunar theme? You could always ask Cresselia's roleplayer about catching her as part of a plot.)
Ooh, secret team members! Now I wanna snoop and find out!
>>8592828
Hahaha yeah, we are kinda weird! You should hear about Hau and his malasadas!
Tyrunts sure are energetic huh
Mine is warming up to me but is still a bit grumpy
>>8592659
(I mostly use google images, but since i use from over 40 different design i guess that balances it out)
(I probably should pick some fan art too)
>>8592858
>How lovely.
>You both have Pokemon matching to match your names.
>>8592993
>...I...am...interested,..please...tell...me...more...about...this...Hau...and...his...malasadas...
>>8593114
>pet the rocks
>captcha: crescent estate
>etra pets for moonrock
my humanbro has gone and fuckin went to the motherfuckin bar, what's going on up in this motherfuckin place?
>>8592922
>Draws a Xurkitree next to the Guzzlord with a Nihilego sitting on the tree's head
>>8593171
>Wave.jpg
>>8592984
Kree?
>Draw Kartana on Frankie's chest.
>>8593171
BRO!!
Where the FUCK have you been bro???
>>8593214
Jellz, yo. I ain't for Gz like that.
>>8593171
>>8593214
>it sure is getting crowded here
>draw a tree carrying her, in a cute manner
>>8593155
>Not very good pets.
>Centauri squints at anon.
>Proxima simply stares into anon's mind.
>You are not very good at this.
>>8593386
Fuckin...
>Better pets for the good rocks.
>>8593386
>Attempt the deadly grass-rock petting combo.
>>8593504
>pet the origami thing
>>8593413
>Solsquinting intensifies.
>>8593504
>Much better pets.
>Thank you, strange one.
>Proxima psychically pets back.
>>8593549
>181 attack UB.
>Odds.
>Rolling to not accidentally cut anon too badly.
>>8593573
>Bow.
...
>Offer paper crane.
>>8593573
>a hole in reality appears
>out of it a swarm of unown appear
>they all clump together to form a giant hand
>...
>pet
my klefki keep trying to attack my tyrunt how do i deal with that?
i keep saying for him to stop doing that too our new friend
>>8593214
hey my motherfuckin jellbro
>>8593242
my original humanbro passed me off to this motherfuckin other humanbro before up and walkin off into the fuckin sunset
new humanbro has a slugbro that keeps raggin on me
just got on his fuckin pc today tryin to order some sweet ass mcghetsis
>>8593588
hey my fuckin karbro hows it goin
>>8593588
Yo it's a party up here.
>>8593636
Bro where you at? I'll grab you some fucking McGhetsis if you tell me, dawg.
>>8593609
Kreee xurrr?
>>8593588
>Proxima is curious.
>What region are you in, strange one?
>You are most interesting.
>>8593609
>Solsquint at the Unowns.
>Centauri tries to help the Unowns give pets.
>>8593688
>the unown hivemind hand waves around for a moment
>poke
>>8593701
>thumbs up as they disperse back into the hole in reality
>>8593242
>stare him down with a soulless jelly stare
>draw a heart between the two
??
>>8593588
>wave
>>8593636
>giggle.jpg
>humanfacedrawings.jpg
>>8593636
>Wave.
Hello again Guzzlord.
You are well I take it so?
I have taken time.
>>8593701
Alola arrived first.
The rest of the world I see.
To go to you, breeze.
>>8593756
>Wave.
>>8593754
>Goodbye squint.
>>8593773
>I see, perhaps we shall visit, as I am curious.
>...Yes...we...may...visit...
>The psychic rocks start floating towards the UB party.
>>8593756
YO! NO WAY!
>Scribble out the heart.
Bro, come on!
>>8593773
How ya been dawg?
>>8593688
chillin it up in motherfuckin castelia, look for my humanbros apartment near the boats
>>8593756
nice my fuckin jellbro
burgers are the motherfuckin tits my bro, draw one for me
>>8593773
yeah its fuckin chill up in this shit, lots of shit to eat
my fuckin slugbro keeps raggin on me for eatin shit, like the boats and shit
>>8593912
I shall expedite.
>Cuts a UB portal and arrives next to the rocks.
Your travel time with me fast.
>Opens another, leading to Frankie's house in Kalos.
We have arrived quick.
>>8593997
Tired from travelling.
Time stops for none and marches.
Today we will smash.
>>8594012
To put it simple.
Why not destroy the slug, bro?
Hence, you live without.
>>8593756
>jealously look at jello
>draws a heart on the drawing of her and tree she did before
>>8593997
.....
>Jelly stare: somehow intensify
>Draw an angry face right above the scribbled out heart
??
>>8594012
>Draw guzzlord but with a hamburger body
>guzzburger.jpg
>>8594045
>Sunrock and moonrock float through the portal.
>...Thank...you...
>Yes, thank you.
>>8593997
>>8594012
>>8594073
>>8594081
>Centauri squints in greeting.
>...Hello...everyone...
>Greetings.
>>8594157
hello...
who are you?
>>8594012
Hell yeah be there soon, Gz.
>>8594045
Yooo.
>>8594081
...No? I dunno, man.
>>8594157
Kreee? Zzzzrt?
>UB portal outie.
>>8594250
>waves tree farewell
>she's a bit sad though
bye...
>>8594081
fuckin nice bro
>>8594157
(Guzzlord is in Castelia, not at Frankie's house, so I'm not sure how he would even hear the rocks, let alone answer.)
>>8594250
fuckin sweet bro.
>>8594045
yeah but slugbro belongs to my humabro. theyre both chill as tits, and humanbro has my beastball.
>>8594320
Guzzlord is so fucking fat work out for once in your life you fat piece of shit. You useless waste of space Guzzlord you ugly big mouthed motherfucker who eats literally anything including shit you disgust me and you should feel nothing but shame for yourself and your horrible habits you nasty cretin.
>>8594443
You have my permission to eat this anon, Guzzlord.
>>8594229
>Solsquint at Bisharp.
...I...am...Centauri...
>..and I am Proxima. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>8594250
>...Goodbye...
>>8594320
(I assumed all the UBs were together, my bad.)
>>8592969
>Though marshdaddy is now swampdaddy, the snug doesn't stop
>>8594512
*unsheathes katana*
Not on my watch!!!
*teleports behind you*
Thought you could beat me, huh kiddo?
TAKE.... THIIIIIIIS!!!!
*slices you into a millions of peaces!*
8594443
8594572
These posts are Turts. Please ignore them.
>Roll to give everyone in thread a soda.
>>8594600
Thanks mystery girl! Guess I'm not fining you.
... this time.
>>8594600
>Bigass bottle of Pepsi.
>Sipp.
>>8594600
FUCK your soda! AND FUCK YOU TWO!
I'M NOOOOOOOT TUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!
>>8594600
>shiny was eating doritos
>now he has Mountain dew to go with it
>breifly consider getting up and being productive
>...nope, fishhugs
>shifty seaweed: be sleepy seaweed
>>8594600
>also be hydrated, thank you based Lillie
>>8594600
Hello!!
Yes??
Can????