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HG hunger games thread
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>>8512818
>first for why am I still awake?
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>>8512795
>"Shut up! I might be infertile, but I can still adopt!"
>Max begins to cry for to understandable reason.
>Sam just gives the boy a face that reads "You'd be surprised by the shit I put up with."
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>>8512758
Ohhh. That's what you mean't. I'm an adult!
>>8512795
I guess...
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>>8512818
What a marvelous view.
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>>8512834
Fuck that's a good question.
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>>8512834
Because sleep is for the weak!
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>>8512841
>"Aw... An Adult? NOW what innocent child am I going to teach incredibly dangerous habits to!?"
Are you really an Adult? Because you sure don't look like one.
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>>8512845
I'm debating having a few drinks to help me sleep. But I am afraid I'll end up buzzed posting. And I really don't know how that will go with my ava...
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>>8512735
You're not trying hard enough. You need to turn up the cool factor. Here have a smoke, and some sunglasses.

>>8512754
Maria. if I had a dick your mouth is the first place it'd go.

>>8512795
What do you know about raising kids? Beat it square, this where street smarts are the law.
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>>8512874
Aw I'm utterly flattered you'd do such a thing, Suzzie~
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Didja miss me?~
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>>8512874
If you were in my state I would so buy you a beer.
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Someone read me a bedtime story so I can go to sleep.
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>>8512871
Not really... I'm not an adult at all..
>Elise starts tearing up slightly
>>8512874
Whaddya mean by "Street Smarts"?
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>>8512887
>Undoes her bow and wraps it around Nui's neck like a scarf
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>>8512898
die
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>>8512887
Sure we missed you!
>"Sam, who is this?"
How an I supposed to know?
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>>8512872
>I've been buzzed posting for a while actually.
>Really should be going to bed, so I think I just might.

>Sleep well HG.
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>>8512887
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>>8512839
I wasn't talking about you.. But I know what you're going through..
>Kaito sheds a tear and covers his face with his sleeve, wiping his tears away.
I-I'm infertile too..!
>>8512841
Just don't do anything that would compromise your health..
>>8512874
A whole hell of a lot more that you, I can guarantee that! Giving a kid a cigarette.. Honestly now..
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good.
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>>8512898
Hey! Why would you need one? Aren't you an adult?
>>8512924
But I wanna be cool like Suz!
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>>8512874
>Kifa takes the cancer stick and glasses with an annoyed look on her face. The fuck? Did she actually expect her to wear sunglasses?
You uh... got a light?
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>>8512913
>or you could continue. If not, sleep well best fox.
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Greetings.
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>>8512898
Once upon a time, there was an ugly monkey...
And his name was Sodiepap!
And he died lonely, stupid, and ugly!
The end!
Nighty night!
>>8512905
Oooh!
That's a good look!
How did I not think of thiiiis?~
>>8512908
Who wouldn't miss widdle old me?
>>8512922
This better not be an April Fools Day prank.
Or I'll be REALLLY upset.
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>>8512913
Good night Kitsune with very fluffy tails that I want to do many things to~
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>>8512886
I'd be relieved. The muffled noises of your mouth and throat being full is infinitely preferable to you mouthing off to me all the time

>>8512889
What's your brew?

>>8512901
I mean how to handle people, how to con society and make it all work in your favor.

>>8512924
Whatever dude, I started smoking when I was her age. And I turned out awesome

>>8512932
Yeah but like, you gotta put on the whole set. It's an ensemble
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>>8512948
How would I know you didn't think of it hm? But it's certainly good to see you miss Nui!

>>8512958
Except instead of me mouthing you off, my mouth is being used to get you off~
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>>8512930
If you want to be cool you shouldn't do what other's say, you should stand on your own and do what you think is right for yourself.
>>8512958
I wouldn't describe you as awesome.. More like crude.
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>>8512948
Th-thanks. You guys really know how to calm the nerves...

>>8512930
Adults have a worse time sleeping than kids, y'know.
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>>8512948
Maaaaaaaaybe?
>looks at the time.
>it's no longer april 1
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>>8512898
What sort of story do you enjoy?
>>8512930
Now, now, there's no need to be so disrespectful to the man's needs, Princess Elise. You asked one from Corrin just the other day.
>>8512943
Hello, er...giant...iron...man.

You certainly see some odd things here, don't you?
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>>8512901
You know, lying is a really bad habit!
>"But we lie all the time Sam!"
That's because we're keepers of the law! We need a few little white lies to keep the infrastructure of the law from deteriorating!
>"And we need one big white rabbit to punch some baddies' faces in!"
>>8512924
Woah. Tough break, kid.
>Max starts laughing maniacally.
>"Good luck getting any of you can't breed! What a total loser, right Sam?"
>>8512943
>"Hey! There's only room for two police officers in this dump!"
And that's the Freelance Police!"
>>8512948
I couldn't help but notice that giant pink scissor blade you're carrying!
>"I'd hate to run with a pair of those!"
Me too Max. Are you a tailor to a giant creator of unspeakable horror?
>"Or a moderate creator of unspeakable horror with a bit of a weight problem?"
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>>8512958
Mass produced? Heineken. Othetwise I buy growlers of some coffee flavoured ale that's aged in a Jameson cask.
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>>8512958
Yeah but... don't you think I look cool with the scar and the arm? Or do those make me look stupid? Ah whatever...
>with a slight shake of her head, Kifa slips the glasses on her face and blushes slightly in embarrassment, holding her hand out towards Suz for a light.
I feel like a dork.
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>>8512979

Ah, a human. I am Starscream, Leader of the Decepticons!....Well, right now, i'm actually second in command but I'll be leader someday.
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>>8512958
Wait, Isn't that mean? I-I don't think i'm cut out for this cool thing..
>>8512973
But you're an adult! You don't need one!
>>8512979
Hey! I didn't need one! I just needed someone to watch for the monsters in the closet...
>>8512995
B-But I didn't lie! I'm old enough to ride a horse!
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>>8512995

Pfft, do you have any idea what you're up against? I'm not even a police officer.
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>>8512995
>Kaito drops his sleeve, he's been smirking the whole time.
Ah, don't worry about it, I'm having people work on the fertility issue, as for the other part. I already have someone.
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>>8512976
I'm still PRETTY FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW.
I wonder hOW MANY SLIVERS I CAN CUT YOU APART TO UNTIL YOU STOP BREATHING!!!
>>8512995
Real pretty, ain't it?
It's good for stabbing, slicing, dicing... and murder!
I don't need it to sew things for Mama, though! My hands work just fine, see!
Not like they got.. cut off or anything! That would be ABSURD! Hahaha!~
>>8512970
You too, demon friend!
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>>8513021
There's no need to feel embarrassed about it, you know. They told me about it all the way back...they had to read it AFTER checking.
>>8513019
Silas, a knight in the service of the kingdom of Nohr.
Pardon me saying the obvious, but...something tells me you've never heard of it, nor have I heard of your own.
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>>8513063
Well, this is humiliating.
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>>8513063

You are correct. I'm curious about this "Nohr" place...
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>>8513021
So are you an adult or not?
>"EXPLAIN YOURSELF ALREADY SO I CAN BE A HORRIBLE ROLE MODEL!"
>>8513032
Then you're under arrest for impersonating a keeper of the law!
Max the giant handcuffs please!
>"Uh, Sam, didn't bring the giant handcuffs. I thought you had them!"
Well I thought you had them!
>>8513033
>"She's catfishing you. I just know it."
I hope you two have a nice relationship together.
>>8513048
>"Sam, I think I'm in love. My heart is racing, anyways."
So it's either love or it's the feeling of standing next to a deranged serial killer?
>"What's the difference?"
You crack me up, little buddy.
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>>8513048
I'm not Kanzaki...
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>>8513079
Is that so? Well, stranger or no, much about Nohr is no secret. Whatever you may be curious about, I'd be more than happy to aid you.
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>>8513102

Pfft, I've suffered worse.
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>>8513063
Aw, Why'd he have to say so much! I want people to see that I'm a big adult now!
>>8513102
I-I am!
>MFW Last time I said a character's age, I got banned, So I can't say Elise's age.
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>>8513136

Well, i'm curious about it's history...
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>>8513121
>Odds, I sleep. Evens I drink n try to stay up all night. Dubs or higher I pick up a touhou n add to the cancer...
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>>8513158
Rolling.
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>>8513158
>when you're so tired you accidentally quote someone, and don't even notice it cheking over your post
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>>8513138
>"You haven't suffered enough!"
>>8513139
But you just said you weren't!
>"Wasn't April Fools YESTERDAY, Sam?"
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>>8513121
EXACTLY.
WHICH IS THE EXACT REASON I WANNA CUT YOU TO NOTHING BUT FIBERS, YOU FUCKING VILE PIECE OF GARBAGE!!
>>8513102
Me, a deranged serial killer?
Hahahaha!
I only stabbed like...
>Nui counts on her fingers
Carry the two...
Only like... 50 people!
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>>8513139
Not all adults behave just like your oldest brother Elise. Ahem, norshouldthey. You can be mature and still enjoy things that you did when you were young, or act...erratically.
>>8513153
You, erh...you had to pick the broadest, most expansive thing, didn't you?
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>>8513164
I guess my pride will have to suffer...
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>>8513177

Oh, I've suffered worse. Believe me, I have.

>>8513184

It's that long?
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>>8513180
My, you sure are an EVIL girl, I'm starting to like you already.
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>>8513195
Nohr has been a proud nation spanning for centuries, of course!
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Fucking nigger church
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>>8513180
>"And I've only shot like..."
>Max counts his fingers as well.
>"Carry the two...."
>"Only 50 people!"
>"See Sam? We're just so in-sync!"
>>8513195
>"Oh really? How much?"
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>>8513204

Huh. Neat.
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Im rlly poor and I wanna know if ya'll boys can let me gameshare pls my discord is Akuma #7996
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thanks yuno
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>>8513227
You sound less than impressed.

...You've been patronizing me the entire time, haven't you?
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>>8513184
Oh, Alright! Whaddya mean by erractically?
>>8513177
I-I'm an adult!
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>>8513223

Hmm, let's see. I've been pummeled on multiple occasions, I've been killed and soon after I had to possess others, one of those people being a human school girl where I was mocked and humiliated and it took years for my true body to be rebuilt.

>>8513244

No, of course not!
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Post more and cuter anime sluts please, guys. Trying to cum here
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>>8513271
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>Agrias pours herself a glass of wine

Being as how I don't drink, this seems like a bad idea...

>She begins to drink, only to cough at the taste of the cheap wine
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>Australians were outed out as the biggest shitposters by moot
>they take this revelation and run with it, becoming the biggest shitposters of all time
>people across all boards hate them at first, but soon enough everyone comes to love their bantz
>all of a fucking sudden leafs decide it's their turn to start shitposting
>their shitposts are tedious, boring and a grind to read
>they think that they're more loved when Australians when everybody just wants them the fuck out

True or false? Answer's true by the way.
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>>8513223
Ohmygooosh, we've got like, totally matching kill counts!
We could totally do like.. a Bonnie and Clyde thing!
>>8513199
Everyone loves me!
Well, except for maybe Ryuuko, but she's a stick in the mud!
Jeez, you her dad ONCE and she gets all pissy!
So angsty and full of rage...
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>>8513271
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>>8513284
Judge mine too, please.
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>>8513260
...Like Peri. I mean like Peri. Just be yourself, Elise. Though, perhaps sneaking out of the castle so late without your guards is a bit...much.
>>8513270
This only intensifies my suspicions, you realize.
>>8513271
What?
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>>8513309
I can't even look at that seriously with the testicle bra, what are you thinking?
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>>8513316

Pfft, why would I patronize a human?
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>>8513316
I don't sneak out! Anymore...
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>>8513323
I almost fell out of my chair laughin at the nut bra
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>>8513323
It was forced on me. My apologies.
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>>8513260
Then why did you say you weren't?
>"I'm feeling like we're getting stuck in an endless loop here."
>>8513270
>"Sounds like a cheap marketing ploy to sell us some toys! You could have just asked, you know!"
>>8513295
But we Sam and Max: Freelance Police!
>"You're right Sam. I can't be in two duo's at once! So Sam?"
What is it, little buddy?
>"I quit!"
But you can't just quit on me, Max! Who's going to be my crazy-er partner in law?
>"Sorry Sam, buy you're going to have to find someone else! The world needs more adorable maniacs teaming up to cause general mayhem!"
I'll, miss you, Max.
>"I'll miss you too, Sam. NOW BEAT IT!"
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>>8513328
Well, principle, I suspect.
>>8513337
Elise...your retainers are fast asleep.
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>>8513295
Well maybe I make her become a good girl, one who is calm and charming, it'll be real easy for that to happen when I'm around.
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Seeya, HG. I hope you all have a good night tonight and a good day tomorrow. <3
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>>8513341
You were pressuring me? How I am suppose to respond!
>>8513348
They are? Erm...
>>8513338
> I can't stop laughing either, Goddamnit.
>>8513364
Night Anon!
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>>8513341

...I'm sorry, what?

>>8513348

Hmm...Well, human culture can be amazing...
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>>8513364
RP with me when you wake up or your mom dies in her sleep tomorrow
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>>8513371
I will. I RP a lot, so chances are good.
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>>8513382
>other anon never comes back
>because of this, you don't rp with him
>your mother spontaneously bursts into chicken nuggers
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>>8513368
With one hundred percent honestly?
>"Or total nonsensical madness, like I always do!"
>>8513370
Don't pay much mind to Max.
Not to be offensive; but he's got a few screws lose.
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>>8513359
Oh, goody!
Then maybe she'll actually look at Mama's way of thinking without getting all slashy slashy stabby stabby!
>>8513341
Yaaay!
So, new Bunny friend!
Who do we stab first?
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>>8513382
Good
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>>8513399

Hmm...I see.
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I just drank a gallon of milk.
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>>8513399
One hundred percent! Promise it with a cherry on top!
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>>8513368
I may be naive, but I'm not blind, Elise.
>>8513370
The sarcasm is so thick you can cut it with a knife....
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>>8513430
I just started drinking 100 proof vodka.
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>>8513406
>"Hmm, I'm not sure..."
>"Ooh! I know! Why don't you spin me around blindfolded, and whoever I shoot first, you stab?"
>>8513419
So, who are you, if you don't mind us asking?
>>8513431
Good. You're finally learning, kid.
>>
I'm also lactose intolerant.
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>>8513237
what did yuno do
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>>8513450
Made saturday chaotically entertaining
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>>8513284
misuzu btfoing
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>>8513406
Who's this "Mama" you're talking about? You look old enough to take care of your own, of course I know Mama's the one who raised you, but I want to know her identity?
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>>8513439
Sorry... I ran off without them again...
>>8513442
H-Hey!
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>>8513439

I'm not being sarcastic.

>>8513442

I am Starscream, Leader...well...Second in command of the Decepticons.
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>>8513442
Oooooh!
>Nui pulls off her bow from around her neck, and blindfolds Max, spinning him around at breakneck speed
Round and round and round he goes!
Who we'll murder, who truly knows?~
>>8513458
Mama Ragyo!
She made me from fibers!
She's the best mama in the whooole wide world!
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(Imma be going to bed now, It's kinda late, Night.)

Bye Everyone!
>Elise gives goodbye hugs all around
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>>8513481
Also, here's my discord if you want it too
Luci#2471
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>>8513491
Later fag.
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>>8513471
That sounds like a patrician's name, I like it. Though what do you mean she made you from fibers, what are you made of, what are you?
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>Adachi steps his way into the thread, curious to see what kind of wonders the world of HG has in store for him today. He stops after entering the thread and looks around, becoming slightly confused as to what he was seeing.

Guys, what the hell is go---

>>8513481
>Adachi is suddenly hugged by the small girl and he lets out a grunt, his irritation at the unwelcomed action beginning to grow. He grabs the girl by her shoulders and pushes her back, making her attempt at a hug shorter than she intended.

You're lucky I'm not in the mood to make you disappear, you annoying little brat. Now get the hell away from me.
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>>8513459
It was a joke.
Now, since we're finished with our dialog options- I mean, discussion, if it's alright with you, I'll go finish up the rest of the local's dialog options.
>>8513463
So just like Max! There's nothing wrong with being a Max, Starscream!
>>8513471
>The Crazy Rabbit Spins around wildly, before shooting wildly at
>>8513514
>"Go! GO! STAB THE HECK OUTTA HIM BABY!"
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>>8513514
>when you find out Adachi actually has really good rp
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>>8513481
>>8513459
And this is why I was keeping an eye on you.
>>8513463
If you insist....
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>>8513519

Oooo...kaaay?
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>>8513527
>not knowing this till now
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>>8513508
I'm the Grand Courtier!
And I'm made outta alien thread!
Look, look!
>Nui pulls out her heart.
>>8513514
>Nui charges at Adachi, with stabby intent in her fucked up little heart.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
>>
>>8513527
>RP tip #1: Show, don't tell
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>>8513481
>cops a feel of that tight Imouto ass as she (he) is hugged
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>>8513537
>Adachi blankly stares at the charging girl, not really showing any interest in moving from his position.

It's been a while since I last saw you, you're still as annoying and shit as ever.
>>
>>8513539
RP tip #2: being fun to talk with is more important than depicting your character correctly.
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>>8513566
No... no. That's wrong.
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>>8513535
Just think about it, you never get directly blamed for your superiors failures! And you don't need to coddle a bunch of total idiots who have no idea what they're going! But they still do what you ask of them anyways! All the power, with none of the responsibility!
>>8513537
>>8513555
>Max watches her in the corner maul some total stranger with hearts in his eyes.
>"She's just so precious...."
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>>8513555
>Nui then proceeds to stab Adachi.
>Many.
>MANY.
>Times.
Ah... I've missed the feeling of a man dying beneath my boots...~
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>>8513571
No, you are wrong!
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>>8513580
Fuck, YOU!
>>
>>8513537
>Mirage looks a bit freaked out
I mean, I've seen weirder beings with strange attributes.
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>>8513584
No, no, YOU DIE
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>>8513566
I'm not sure you understand what "roleplay" means.
If your character is boring, you better have a good way to make them likable or else you're going up Shit Creek.
>>
RP tip #3: Instead of blogposting about your shitty day, through it through your avatar, and change a few words around to make it believable
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>>8513555
>>8513574
>jumps in between Nui and Adachi
I.....won't let you......hurt...him
>cough
I.......I.........
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>>8513574
>Adachi is stabbed multiple times by the psychotic girl, but unbeknownst to her, that is actually an Adachi hologram and the real Adachi is sitting in a corner.

Bravo! You sure showed that little faker who's boss! Man, you really went on that hologram like you thought it was really me. What a shame it's not, huh?

>Adachi stands from his seated position and brushes his tan jacket off, deciding to give the girl a round of applause for her impressive skills.

You're pretty good, kid.
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>>8513573

Hehehe...About that "Never getting directly blamed" bit...You see, the actual leader of the Decepticons, Megatron, blames me for everything that goes wrong in his plan. And that results in either him beating me up or shouting in my face.
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>>8513598
RP tip #4: check your spelling, but writing badly constructed sentences will draw more attention and increase the odds of someone RPing with you
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I wanna fucking die
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>I just chugged 2 nos, and took 4 stackers. Is this a good idea while drinking 100 proof vodka?

>>8513574
>against her better judgement, Agrias casts revive on Adachi. It took a few tries, thanks to her slurring the incantation.

This wine... Ish stronger than I thoughts
>>
>>8513598
Example?
>>
RP tip #5: only use cute or sexy pictures.
If your avatar is male, look up r63 of them.
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RP tip #69: lmao just play a cute anime girl
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>>8513598
But what if your day was painfully mediocre?
>"Yeah, there's not one damn thing we do that's mediocre!"
>>8513602
>"Ooh! Is this drama I keep hearing so much about!?"
>>8513605
>"Wow... I really feel like the third wheel in this conversation right now."
>>8513607
Oh. Well, that's understandable.
But at least you know it wasn't actually your fault!
Why do you want to be the leader so badly, anyways?
>>
>>8513630
RP tip #6: To increase the likelihood of being liked within the community, pick a series that everyone is playing and pick up a character!
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>>8513630
Fuck you I'm beautiful!
>>
RP tip #6:
Join every circlejerk there is, don't just stick to one
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RP tip #7:
Add people on Discord and pretend you are their friend, but shitpost them behind their back. Being a good liar will help improving your RP
>>
Rp tip 40,000: just have fun. If you spend too much effort trying to please every person here you'll just have a bad time.
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>>8513605
D-did.... you just... Tails VS Sephiroth me?!
Oh you!
MORE, MORE HOLOGRAMS!
Even the blood feels real!
>>8513602
What?
You're gonna die like a chump!
Oh well, more murder for me!
>Nui proceeds to merrilly stab the anon.
>>8513641
Hey, check it out!
Infinite things to kill!
Thank you, Cabbagefucker!~
>>8513586
Mmm, sure you have-
Wait, are you one of those... furries!
Are you gonna... yiff me?!
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RP tip #8:
Shitpost yourself so your army of white knights grow passively
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>>8513641

Well, obviously, i'm more suited for it.
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RP tip #9:
Be gay
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RP tip #10
Your RP can't be shit if it's an OC
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>>8513663
Kill la kill 2:Nui's yiffening
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>Kill me.
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>>8513660
RP tip #40,000 Addendum #1:
Note that this tip only applies to the minority that dislike you. If the majority dislikes you, it's a sign that you need to improve.
>>
RP tip #11
Be as unlikable as possible, then people will folk to you and suck your dick
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RP tip #11:
Hate people you don't know well if it will make you more liked
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>>8513663
>"But they're just holograms! It's not as good if it's fake!"
>>8513667
>"I already insult Sam on a daily basis!"
It's true, if he didn't, I'd probably hang the noose right now!
>>8513670
Well, you definitely have that charming, egomaniacal-ness to you!
>>
RP tip #12

If your character us foreign, RP in that language.
Japanese characters only posting in Japanese, you get the point.
>>
>>8513691
Only if 100% dislike you.
Rp rule #40,000. Subsection a, line 2: ignore aforementioned addendum#1 if you are fueled by anonymous hatred and autistic crying.
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>>8513663
Now why would I go and do something like that, kid? Why should I entertain you while I'm sitting here bored out of my head? Jeez, you kids today are some special kind of stupid.

>Adachi reaches his left hand to the back of his head, slowly scratching his scalp as a sigh comes from his mouth.

There's no fun in it for me at all and I'm no fan of being bored, I do things people don't like when I get bored. You know, like throwing stupid pieces of trash like you where they belong.
>>
RP tip #13
Pick characters with no personality
>>
RP tip #14
Stay true to your character by going the extra mile and sticking to their personality.
If they have a speech impediment, show it. If they don't like attention, only reply when someone talks to you, etc.
>>
Rp tip 15: don't combine alcohol with energy drinks n energy pills...
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RP tip #16
Being OOC constantly will gets you ton of E-Pussy
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Enough with the tips
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RP tip #15
Harass the people who don't RP with you by shitposting them
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>>8513701

Well, it's charming so it's a good thing, right?
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>>8513727
Aww, Mister Poppyseed thinks he can throw me into his widescreeeen..~
The thing is, monkey, I'm way above your "Whores!"
I am the Grand Courtier of REVOCS, and you're just an ape in a suit!
>Nui trots off, smug as ever
>>8513701
Dangit, you're right!
Now what do we do, Bunny?
>>
RP tip #16:

RP with someone in private to increase your chances of a ship
>>
>>8513761
t. Junko
>>
>>8513751
Fuck you# kys youkiney! Adachi did nothing wrong! Junko a shit! Hoshi a la shit! Reee! Cancer get out! Why wont anyone cj with me, despite my cancerous ava! Where am I now? Why does my foot hurt? Do wha-huh?
>>
>>8513615
cute sweater
>>8513627
hell yeah
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>>8513729
>"Well, we have this rule down pat, at least!"
>>8513734
>"And if they're blood hungry beings of total destruction and mayhem?"
>>8513740
>"Too late."
>>8513751
>"And what harassing the people you love?"
>>8513753
It's a start. But you'll need more than that to overthrow your boss.
>>8513759
>"Same thing we always do, Pinky! TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
>>
>>8513715
Errata:
RP tip #40,000, subsection a, line two:
Although having fun is highly encouraged, please note that improving yourself will make others like you. If you can't find yourself being able to do it, pick up another character instead of the one you're struggling with.
>>
RP tip #nth :
At the end of the day, no one really cares about how you do.
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>>8513779

I know, I know.
>>
>>8513795
But I do care about how I do and that's all that matters.
>>
RP tip #20
If someone else avafags a character fron the same source as you do, but their RP is shit, it is your duty to shitpost them
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>>8513799
Well, what have you tried so far?
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>>8513761
hi junko
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>>8513663
I have no clue what yiff is, though I do have fur. Where do you get these ideas girl?
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>>8513759
That's a name I haven't heard in a while, kind of amused you would bring it back up. It doesn't matter though, that was in the past and it shall remain there.

>Adachi slides his hands into the pockets of his tan jacket, closing his eyes and lifting his head to the sky as he reflects on the mistakes of the past.

So many stupid whores I could have thrown inside a TV, so many wasted chances at love, so many loserscoughfriendscough that mysteriously vanished...it's such a shame.

I should go chase down that psycho and toss her inside a TV by her hair, but I'm too lazy and not feeling up to it...
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>>8513808
>"I'll tarnish their good name if they're doing a good job, too!"
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>>8513809

Well, I've tried to kill him multiple times and I even took over once because his vocal components were busted. I did succeed one time buuut...I was killed very shortly after.
>>
>>8513761
>>8513773
>>8513810
Samefag
>>
>>8513829
Holy shit... This vodka is 7 years old... Am I gonna die?
>>
RP tip #21
Always be depressed and parade around on a high horse.
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>>8513861
>LF
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>>8513861
psshhh my horse is only high because I changed the game that it's standing on
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>>8513874
I actually like LF, even if he never comes around now. And is a Junko knight
>>
>>8513848
Alright... What haven't you tried?
>>8513853
>"No, you'll just get poisonous brain worms, which will eat your flesh slowly and painfully, and THEN you'll die!"
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Eh.
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>>8513883
LF is no knight of Junko
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>Adachi's cell phone rings in his pocket, the tune a rather plain and generic cell phone style ring. He reaches into his pocket and flips the phone open, a heavy sigh escaping his lips before he put the speaker to his ear.

This is Adachi. Right, I'll be on my way right now.

>Adachi closes his flip phone and ends the call, placing the communication device back into his jacket pocket. He heads toward the exit of the thread and stops just as he reaches the door, where he turns around and faces the inhabitants of the thread.

It was fun messing with you kids today, please try not to be so boring next time.

>Adachi's lips curled into a smirk as he lifted his left hand to his shoulder, slowly waving his hand side to side before turning towards the door and exiting the thread.
>>
RP tip #22:
Divide the community as much adls possible, it is easier to become more popular in smaller groups
>>
>>8513883
Sure, but you described him perfectly all the same.
>>
>>8513897
Stop RPing, it's creepy and unnatural.
>>
>>8513851
>Junko Enoshima
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>>8513884

Well, I've tried nearly everything...Yet somehow...somehow Megatron always is one step ahead of me.
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>>8513851
>Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series
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>>8513884
>Being such a lightweight from no experience with alcohol, Agrias actually believes this.

What?! Oh, God! I need to find a chemisht!

>she starts to panick, and trips.

........... Ow.
>>
RP tip #23:

Good night, and don't follow any of these 'tips', I've had my fun time now
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>>8513897
>Agrias waves goodbye, despite still being face down on the floor.

Goodsbye, talking coat.
>>
>>8513935
RP tip #23 Addendum #1
Follow the first one. Ignore what this person said.
>>
Post em'
>>
>>8513920
>>8513910
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamefag~
>>
>>8513948
Rp rule #23. Subsection 1, line 2: the rp tips numbered 40,000 are also good.
>>
>>8513952
em'
>>
>>8513897
>"Goodbye, man who I shot a hologram of!"
>"Well Sam, it looks like that crazy pink lady left without me. So I'll take my badge, please."
>Sam happily gives Max back his Freelance Police badge as if there was no real bad feelings between them.
Good to have you back, little buddy.
>"It wouldn't be right to just leave you here by yourself. You need a crazy sidekick to exchange witty banter with!"
>>8513916
>"Then just take two steps in front of HIM!"
I don't think that's what he meant, Max.
>>8513925
>"Oh no! It's already starting! Quickly, we must perform the operation now Sam!"
>Sam is just as crazy as Max is, so he goes along with it, already wearing a nurse's outfit.
>Max is already sporting whatever those disks that the doctors wear on their heads are called.
>"Just lie down and we can begin!"
>>
>>8513954
>tildes are used to extend a noise
>uses it on the g
>types multiples of a

Sa~mefag.
>>
>>8513964
Sa~~~~~~~~~mefag.
>>
>>8513964
>Enoshima Junko
>>
>>8513964
>The main antagonist of the Danganronpa series
>>
>>8513959
RP tip #23. Subsection 2, line 1:
The addendums following those tips are also worth reading.
>>
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>>8513963
I don't want to...

>she draws her sword to cast a holy knight spell, only for it to fly out of her hands and amost hit Sam in the head.

Lutneng stabpf!
>>
>>8513970
shut up Joshuu
>>
He~y Gu~ys!
>>
>>8514001
No, yo~~~~~~~~~~~u.
>>
>>
>Junko makes people this salty
Based
>>
>adachi had the best rp in the thread and he wastes his time shitposting
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>>8513964
>"Max from the Sam and Max series!"
What the hell are you doing, Max?
I thought we were just naming ourselves!
>>8513988
Woah!
>Sam ducks his head down in response to the spell being flung at him.
Alright, we need to to get that Sword away from her! She could hurt someone!
>"And I want to have a go at it!"
>Max pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels from Hammerspace
>"Come here, you little drunkard you, come to the commercialized toxins!"
>>
Ki~~~~~~~~~ll yourse~~~~~~~~~~lf
>>
Shi~p me with Su~z......................o~r e~lse~.................

>Junko Enoshima
>>
RP tip #1488
Just don't rp
>>
>>8514024
It's not that she makes people salty but that people know that she is insecure so picking her is fun.
>>
~!
>>
Post something
Anything
This thread is boring.
>>
>>8514051
And yet they dedicate all these posts to her?
>>
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>>8513963

Hehe...how funny.
>>
>>8514062
~
>>
>>8514062
h-hi....
>>
>>8514024
>Junko calling herself based
You can't make this shit up
>>
>>8514072
>~
>Big tits
J-Junko-sama?
>>
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>>8514062
>>
>>8514074
>implying
I just think it's hilarious how assblasted people get over her.
>>
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>>8514062
>"Want to see a two-headed cockroach I found in our alleyway?"
>>8514071
>"I'm a real card, aren't I?"
That you are Max, that you are.
>>
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>junko will never ship with you
>>
>>8514085
>Sunset
>Littlefinger
>Adachi
>Junko
>Rin
>Kamina
>>
>>8514090
That's for the best m8
>>
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>>8514092
>Kamina
???
>>
>>8514082
Who is this semen demon?
>>
>>8514090
Step 1: be yuno
Step 2: play cute anime girl
Step 3: say Okay when she asks for a ship
Step 4: ???
Step 5: drop the ship 2 days later
>>
>>8514092
>Kamina
one of these things are not like the other
>>
>>8514092
>"Sam. Max. Bosco. Sybil. Stinky. Sal. Brock. Ash. Kl-"
Will you stop that?
>"Alright, fine..."
>>
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>>8514092
Not an argument.
>>
>>8514090
Get a cute anime girl and then message Junko through DMs on discord. You'll get one in no time.
>>
>>8514027
>unbeknownst to them, Agrias can cast regular magic without a sword.

Lutnang!
>nothing happens

Ishe!
>nothing happens

Fire!
>the spell, after getting it right, finally casts...
>unfortunately, her aim is impeded by the wine. The bottle of whiskey bursts into flames in Max's hand.
>>
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>>8514100
It's my wife (mud)
>>
>>8514112
autist
>>
>>8514112
high functioning
>>
>>8514112
Stop casting X spell to everything
>>
>>8514108
You're right, Kamina is a retard.
>>
>>8514085
I don't get assblasted over her. Nor do I hate her followers. I just side with Hoshi because I ibteracted with him more. Plus... I side with who ever Okarin sides with, because he's my favorite.
>>
>>8514103
I miss Yuu x Peko
>>
>>8514141
>Kuga
>>
>>8514112
>taps on the back after hearing all of the commotion
Is everything alright?
>>
>>8514147
Nah that's Guts. Only he is this autistic.
>>
>>8514155
Sup, retard?
>>
>>8514143
me to
me to
>>
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>>8514112
>Max really doesn't care that he's carrying a flaming bottle in his hand.
>"Ooh! Molotov cocktail's! My favorite!"
Wait, Max, I got it!
>Sam takes the tosses the bottle and tosses it at the drunk women, causing it to explode right in her face, hopefully knocking her out.
>"Hey, I wasn't finished with that!"
>>
>>8514140
so is sunset and rin
>>
>>8514143
Yuu x Peko was an amazing ship of high caliber. Never will we witness such an underrated ship ever again.
>>
>>8514141
I don't think Okarin had a side.
He's just a guy being a dude.
>>
>>8514177
How could it have come to this? That ship had so much potential.
>>
>>8514188
>shitposting about ships
You're the problem
>>
>>8514126
>are we not all autistic here? You kind of have to be, considering we're rping our waifus.
>>8514131
>no clue what you are getting at. All I know is I did a roll, ans must now try to stay up all might drinking. Not goin wrll, since I rarely drink anything stronger than beer.

>>8514137
>casts stfu
>not enough mp
Shit...
>>
>Agrias gets shitposted but not Sam and Max
Really makes you think...
>>
>>8514188
I don't know either, but I'm still eagerly awaiting their return. That ship was one in a million and I doubt HG will ever be as complete as it was when Yuu x Peko was around.
>>
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>tfw I thought we were past image limit for the past 5 minutes
fug
>>
Give me a list of good ships that occurred through the history of HG.
NO FUCKING MEME SHIPS
>>
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>>8514207
>itcs to be expected, since Icm also trying to make my ava appear drunk. I regret doing that stupid roll, but I will not back down!

>hopefully I pass out before doing anything rewlly stupid...
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>>8514230
>>
>>8514230
Yuu x Peko of course. How could we forget the legendary black pearl amongst ships.
>>
>>8514230
Adachi x King Knight's Touko.
>>
>>8514230
Mirai x Yozora
I'll never forget that sleepover RP. It was some next level shit my man.
>>
>>8514158
I thought he actually hated Junko.
>>
>>8514230
Kuga x Ririchiyo
>>
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>>8514230
Obvious one
>>
>>8514230
Yuu x Peko (My favorite)
Sena x king knight
Celes x Naegi (It never happened, but it really would have made me happy.....)
Junko X Yuno
Ram x Hikage
>>
God the salt. I'm dying.
>>
>>8514267
Ga~y!
>>
>>8514297
>t. Guts
>>
>>8514260
Hands off my waifu
>>
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>it's a kamina and yousogay team up to shitpost episode
>>
>Matsuda-kun will never post the list
Why live?
>>
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>>8514317
>"Are we in that episode!?"
>>
Do we need a game
>>
>>8514317
>Yousogay
I'm busy refining my skills to get some ERP with the lovely Junko-chan, thank you very much.
>>
>>8514329
Duh
>>
>>8514335
Hey! Me to!
>>
>>8514309
I'm chatting with him on fb messanger. He claims he has not been here today, on account of April 2 being a very depressing day for him...
>>
I wish there was a hosting episode more than every 10 episodes
nobody wants all this 9 episodes of filler
>>
>>8514335
>Working hard to erp with Junko when I'll gladly erp with you right now
Come on man, get a better taste~
>>
I miss the Wardogs.
More specifically, I miss Ahri.
Bitch was mad sexy.

10/10 would suck up her squirts
>>
Yousogay: Fug, they found us out

Kamina: Shit, let's just fuck eachother instead

Yousogay: F-Fine, but we'll keep shitposing while we do it
>>
>>8514350
Hoshi please, contain your squirting fantasy.
>>
Looks like the secret oldfag discord is at it again.
>>
>>8514355
>>
>>8514350
>squirts
>t. Hoshi
>>
>>8514364
Thatt shit is delicious desu
>>
Post the top 10 most cancerous avatars in recent history.
>>
>>8514373
Josh*9
Kamina
>>
>>8514350
>Ahri did not quit. But I do miss Warhound...
>>
>>8514317
>>8514353
Too busy doing selfcest ERP, leave me be
>>
Current or new thread?
>>
>>8514373
Yosuke
Kamina
8 others
>>
>>8514379
Shut the fuck up
>>
>>8514377
Good, go fuck yourself.
>>
>>8514379
Current's fine.
>>
This thread is depressing.

>>8514365
>>8514355
Why can't you guys worship my fetishes like you did Shion's? Is it because you don't like me?
>>
>>8514388
I-I am
>>
>>8514379
Do entry here, then do new threas
>>
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>>8514393
>wiggles enticingly
>>
>>8514393
No your fetish is just outright shit.
>>
>>8514394
Harder, faggot.
>>
Ok we have 42 UIDs so I will host a 48.
>>
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>>8514403
Fuck that piss. I mean outright female ejaculate.

>>8514404
You've obviously never made a bitch squirt before.
>>
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>>8514415
Late go

Bump down the game
>>
>>8514393
Because I want to fuck Kyoko
>>
>>8514419
How can I? The female orgasm is a myth!
>>
>>8514415
That's way too much man. Nearly everyone is asleep. Ask for lurkers first and maybe do a 36.
>>
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>>8514415
Wrong.
>>
>>8514415
Do it
>>
Post HG memes
>>
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>>8514430
This post goes against everything I stand for. Reveal your face, heathen. I will defend my honor in real life combat. Meet me in front of my house.
>Prepares a shield with a water drop sigil
>>
>>8514419
Can you post your discord? I want to ask you some stuff about FFXIV.
>>
>>8514445
Hunger Games
>>
>>8514431
>ask for lurkers
yeah make the game wait 20 minutes longer

retard
>>
>>8514434
Not sure if Super Sayan Trump, or heavy metal Reigen...
>>
>>8514449
Bullshit you just want to be the next Rin
>>
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>>8514449
Ursula-sensei [SHINY]#7042
>>
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Early Go

Bump down the game
>>
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>>8514454
It's Trump-chan
>>
>>8514460
Thanks.I'll probably get in touch tomorrow, alright? Night.
>>
>>8514452
>20 minutes
You're over-exaggerating a bit there, bud.
>>
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>>8514446
>appears

Crusaders of MAGA do not back down!
>>
>>8514444
>>
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Chronologically correct Go

Bump the game
>>
host pleaae
>>
>>8514364
squirt> 7up> sprite> mtndew
>>
host
>>
>>8514536
don't compare mtn dew to sprite ever again
>>
>>8514536
Nos>monster>dr. Pepper>mtn dew>seven up>your opinion>Hoshi
>>
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>>8514467
Night
>>
>>8514555
>>
>>8514556
t.t fuckin furries, steqling my get!
>>
the host died
>>
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>>8514583
>casts revive on host
>>
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>>8514605
No.
>>
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>>8514615
yeees
>>
>>8514556
hot
>>
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>>8514618
>>8514621
>spams Holy Explosion
>>
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>>8514627
Ahhhh... p-please stop...
>>
>>8514627
>uses mirror coat
>you take double the damage i took
>>
>>8514621
Fuck off Asgore
>>
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While today was filled with fun it's time for me to catch some sleep. Goodnight friends!
>>
>>8514631
>Gently rubs Aikawa's inner thigh brushing their hand across his crotch in doing so.
>>
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>>8514676
M-Maria?
>>
>>8514634
>holy knight skills are unable to be reflected
>you still take damage
>>
The real culprit of this shitposting is Josh.
>>
>>8514681
Who the fuck is Josh?
>>
>>8514680
obviously
you just took twice the amount i took dummy
>>
>>8514683
The biggest shitposter in HG history
>>
>>8514678
Yes. What re you going to do about it?
>>
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>>8514684
Let me rephrase. Holy knight skills can not be reflected, cast back torwards the caster at double damage, blockrd, evaded, parried, etc.
>the only thing that had a chance is undead. And that is if you are dumb enough to use Knight Sword on an undead.
>>
>>8514696
This
>
>>
>>8514690
More info? Like his avatars?
>>
>>8514716
Shut the fuck up
>>
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>>8514709
>when you forget to greentext the first paragraph

Thank god I rarely drink...
>>
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>>8514711
Aww wittle Aiwawa is blushing!
>The cheeky little succubus began to grin as small chuckles slipped out from her lips, the girl now leans over and places a soft peck onto the trap's lips
How about now?~

>>8514729
At least you're not hopped up on drugs!
>>
>>8514722
So what you are saying is, the Josh response is a shitty meme. Since trying to divulge further than "Josh did this" results in nothing more than insults.

Got it. Go fuck yourself.
>>
>>8514743
t.Josh
>>
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>>8514741
>I didn't want to be on anything. But I did a role, and must try to stay up all knight drinking. Thank God I have no work tomorrow...
>>
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>>8514741
A-awawa!
>moves back in surprise and falls on his back, staring up at her
>>
Some one host
>>
>>8514757
>bag rustling noises
>>
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>>8514751
>Good on ya! Now do try not to kill your liver.

>>8514756
Fuhuhu~
>She lowers themselves down onto the boy, hands placed either side of their body as her amethyst eyes gaze off into the trap's own.
Still waiting on that response silly boy.
>>
>>8514770
OmO what's this?
>>
>>8514773
>I rarely get drunk, so my livrr should be fine. I hope...
>>
>>8514773
I-I don't know what to say! It's so embarrassing! I bet everyone is watching...
>turns his gaze away from hers
>>
>>8514773
>calls yuno
>>
>>8514776
>>8514776
I'm so fucking tired. I don't think I could host even if I wanted to.
>>
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>>8514795
Please?
>>
>>8514790
Humph, I finally do something to you and all that happens is you chicken out!

>>8514794
Fight me Yuno!

>>8514795
>>8514801
Gimme a couple minutes to get my kitty companion and I'll host!
>>
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>>8514773
>>8514790
>Descends from the heavens and smites both of you straight into hell
>>
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>>8514809
>I love you!
>>
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>>8514794
>picks up phone
Do you have any idea what time it is?
>>
>>8514819
4:30 am?
>>
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>>8514824
6:30 AM.
Go away.
>hangs up
>>
>>8514819
14:30
>>
>>8514831
>has a thousand yard stare as they hold the phone to their ear
>>
>>8514809
It is merely an act.
>grabs her hands and moves them past his head, making her lie down
>then lets go and hugs around her waist instead
S-so what now
>>
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>>8514837
mmmm whatcha say
>>
>>8514819
Go to bed babe
>kiss
>>
>>8514819
Go to bed, (You)no
>>
>>8514844
Iono. I'm not even the one who called Younu. I just said what time it is...
>>
>>8514855
Yuno*
>>
>>8514855
It is meme comrade https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JvoPwPoBms
>>
Is it normally dead at these hours? Or did I pick a bad night to stay up all night?
>>
>>8514843
Aikawa stop being Aikawa
>>
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>>8514812
>Moans fuckingly from the warrior's smite

>>8514817
That's lewd!

>>8514843
Drop your panties, whip your dick out and thrust it in.

Okay setting up to host now.
>>
Who has the best RP?
>>
>>8514897
Chuck does!
>>
>>8514897
me
>>
>>8514890
N-no...
>>8514892
But you're hosting now...
>>
>>8514897
Junko
>>
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>>8514892
Must you always be like this Maria?
>>
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Okay making new thread for it soon.


>>8514907
Oh I've done it before~

>>8514917
Of course I must! I won't change because some old man in rusted armor tells me otherwise.
>>
>>8514897
Aikawa
He gets all the anime pussy except Misuzu
>>
>>8514926
M-make me...
>>8514927
kek, "I don't have to explain myself to you..."
>>
Here we are.

>>8514946
>>8514946
>>8514946

>>8514946
>>8514946
>>8514946
>>
>>8514931
I don't need to explain myself. I don't like you or the character you play. I don't like the way you half ass replies to anyone who doesn't play a female ava, and stalk out the people who do. It's disgusting and I want no part in it.
>>
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>>8514927
I could name another.
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