Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XVII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 36 for the Gorey Gauntlet XVII.
>>8509806
Riesz
Serval
>>8509806
Maria and Harusame
>>8509806
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8509806
Stalker
Cirno
>>8509806
Liv Moore
>>8509806
EriMiho
Juuzou
Junkrat
Professor James Moriarty
>>8509806
Rika
>>8509806
Agrias Oaks
>>8509806
Gabriel
Kosaku Kawajiri
Bedman
>sleeping intensifies
Muffets ass
Senshougahara
>>8509806
Keifer
>>8509806
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8509806
Mirai
>>8509806
Gascoigne
C.C.
Kifa
Suiren
Asukas ass
Elise
Early Cuyler
>>8509806
Agria the Shadowless
>>8509806
Sticky Fingaz
YoRHa Type A No.2
>>8509806
Colonel Sanders
>>8509806
Saber
Rumia
Tsunashi Takuto
>>8509806
Ririchiyo
>>8509851
Shiki is a cute but too bad that ugly loli bait ruins that pic.
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8509806
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8509806
Grace
>>8509831
stop taking MY FUCKING FILLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
succ
>>8509807
Yep, rare-ass, expensive-ass, hard-to-find-ass, oh wait I already said that...Ass. basically those things, I'm surprised you even questioned it, unless you aren't from the Zone and I'm meeting someone from 'nother wasteland.
>>8509877
>no one will ever pick up Shiki
She would be a lot of fun too. Such a shame,
Utsutsu
Mokous ass
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
Adachi
Late because I was being a pigeon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_jgB5z0BQ
>>8509922
Looks fine host, group 3 let's do our best not to get me killed again out there
>>8509922
I believe I am ready to depart.
>>8509922
It's a perfect day for some mayhem.
>>8509956
Would not bang.
The /co/ Weekend Hunger Games are returning to /trash/.
https://pastebin.com/5XzTDbjJ
>>8509898
>saves image and adds to folder
>>8509972
Would b.
>>8509922
Through my body be immortal, it tends to get sore if I don't stretch before every game...
Lets get to it then...
>>8509868
Are you really a girl?
Fucking Fuck Yukine
>>8510006
Yuno is a Kunoichi
>>8509922
Looks good to me. Let's proceed.
>>8509922
Ready for battle anytime!
>>8509922
>Multitasking, woo.
>The bed nods its head, the boy still sound asleep. Time to begin.
>>8509973
Who cares? Not even a special thing.
>>8510016
Wtf are you a women or not reeeeeeee
>>8510023
You look good to me baby
>37 UID
>45 entries
Ah fuck it. Give me three more.
>>8510040
Chat Noir
>>8510040
Mr Scott
>>8510027
I'm not Yuno wtf.
>>8510040
Natsuki Subaru
>>8510040
Marcel Marceau
>>8510063
kys esl faggot
>>8510069
I asked if you were a women can't ever tell with chink girls
3 minutes for anything.
>>8510006
I may be a woman but I am a King and a Knight nonetheless.
>>8510090
Uhh, yeah.
https://youtu.be/NJR8Inf77Ac
Just watch my vids.
ah
late
>>8510121
swap me
>>8510121
Oh boy more team mates to ultimately let down, let's do our best group 2
>>8510121
My previous statement still stands.
>>8510156
I believe we'll be fine... At first.
>>8510025
https://68.media.tumblr.com/0f4f2472afd566683210585e738c565e/tumblr_okrxb72sCq1qgirsso1_500.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/dea111e0c88cc4266ca93a3241d5352f/tumblr_omvwnloMrC1qen8b1o1_1280.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b66f6d312b49326701764546506454b0/tumblr_obh9juxoTZ1rqa88bo3_500.jpg
>>8510121
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C65AMjvV4AA80Ls.jpg
>>8510136
post entry now.
>>8510129
Did someone say KING KNIGHT??
>>8510137
No.
>>8510200
...T-The Matoi thing was for April Fool's. sorry.
Starting ASAP.
>>8510180
>she nods and yawns, this sense of eternal sleep hangs around her
Guess your right gir- whoa you got tails and everything?
>>8510129
>king
>Knight
>king knight
Saber is a raging homosexual confirmed
>>8510250
p..please...
>>8510275
Nit him but I once thought of picking her up
>>8510251
>Ahri glances over, her eyes quickly shifting as she looks her up and down.
That I do. That's not a problem, is it?
>>8510200
>Nice. Also, the window sweater pic is tops. Thanks man.
>>8510254
>>8510250
I do not understand what you're trying to convey.
>>8510292
no i was the guy asking for the swap
>>8510315
Oh...
>>8510251
Stop ruining my favorite characters, Red.
>>8510250
>Matoi was for April Fools
10/10 That was fucking great
>>8510294
Check your dms
>Junko
BLOODBATH
That intro only really works for one of those tributes. I'll let you figure out which one.
Those land orcas, man. They're killers.
More like 3-hour, but eh, who's counting?
He certainly looks like the type of person who can drink that much.
Aw, Serval, that's adorable.
>>8510275
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE.
>>8510294
Uhh
>she laughs uncomfortably then shifts a bit
Trust me I've got a secret or two myself, so no worries
>>8510338
Not who you think I am shitter I haven't been here for over 7 months.
>>8510355
I'M EXTREMELY FINE WITH STAYING AS A PURE HUMAN RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>8510355
I wonder if anyone would mins if I brought a rabbite along.
>>8510355
No, you have the wrong number. Stop it with the prank calls already.
Gorey reminds me of myself before I was a jaded oldfag and I don't like it
>>8510356
>Ahri waves a hand dismissively.
At least they don't anger you. Everyone has secrets.
>She winks.
>>8510355
O-oh... Alright... This is new to me...
>>8510355
Just look at these guns!
>>8510355
This is an entertaining power, but I don't think that I'll be able too keep up with you people! You see, my body isn't as young as yours! Ahaha!
So if it's not a problem, could you stoooo-
>A loud cracking noise can be heard as the old man keeps dancing
My back! My back! My back!
>>8510355
>>8510379
Uuuhhhh...Vader? Someone with equally bad English?
>>8510434
Look at the filenames.
DAY 1!
There goes every bone in his body.
Old white guy vs. Old white guy
Hoshi really wants dat ass.
I don't even know how she could hold a pen.
Get glasses, Moriarty. You need 'em.
>>8510345
It got to the point where people were throwing anime recommendations at me in Discord while simultaneously telling me KLK was garbage. Apparently so little effort was incredibly convincing.
>>8510412
...Souda?
>>8510434
Hey anon, it's quiet time, I gotta focus, I'm not a Brazilian or anything so just chill out.
>>8510413
>a strangely warm smile crosses her face for someone so dreadfully pale
Great then I'm counting on you miss-?
>>8510355
The dark cannot exist where there is light. I do not expect them to be much of a threat.
>>8510472
I like Star Wars, bite me.
>>8510472
Well that was new... Ice instead of fire. Who knew?
>>8510297
http://imgur.com/a/qNUH2
>>8510472
Whose idea was it to let the bird drive a vehicle?
>>8510472
You all better enjoy this, or else!
>>8510472
Apparently you'd be surprised how passionate people get over their anniemay girls.
>>8510472
You suck.
>>8510472
Such wonderful destruction! Too bad it was pointless and it achieved nothing, but at least it was slightly entertaining!
>>8510355
>The games having begun, Bedman snaps awake.
Becoming a lycanthrope really isn't my cup of tea but in a game of life and death you have to take whatever is coming to you regardless of whether or not the outcome is favorable because in the end victory requires sacrifice great and small and I intend to achieve said victory at record pace.
>>8510472
Obviously we should watch either a horror film or a documentary with the former providing a jolt of energy for us to move forward along with heightening our awareness temporarily while the documentary would give us knowledge we could use to destroy our opponents don't you all agree with this reasoning?
>>8510523
>no ae86 in that pic
>>8510481
I would sure hope so.
>She chortles, her tails swaying quickly behind her.
>>8510472
>A campfire during the day seems odd, but she enjoys the playing of guitar.
NIGHT 1
Grace, don't corrupt the...child?
I'm imaging that village and laughing really hard.
The 2hus are fighting. Yesssss.
The YoRHas are all grouped together. That's strangely satisfying.
Rika, what are you doing?
Mr. Scott got an occupational downgrade.
>>8510355
>Junkrat leans out of the window with his frag launcher pointed up in the air, firing numerous grenades as the truck speeds into the arena and leaving behind a trail of destruction.
Hahahahahaha! You fellas got any AC/DC?
>>8510472
>While dribbling with the basketball Junkrat throws a concussion mine behind himself and detonates him, sending him flying towards the hoop. He slam dunks the ball and lands on both feet.
Whaddya think of that, former United States of America President Bill Clinton?
>>8510547
DID SOMEBODY SAY DORIFUTO
>>8510585
I certainly would not enjoyed being silenced on this night.
>>8510585
Rev up those ice-creams, cause I'm robbing ya.
>>8510585
Annoying you, what's it look like I'm doing?
>>8510585
I don't care for such foolish flattery. Stop this now!
>>8510585
>The old man carefully takes off his glasses and places it in one of his pockets
That is something that I would rather not witness.
>>8510585
I'm tellin' ya mate, these things have been dead for millennia. We're wasting our time out here!
>>8510585
Heavens to Betsy, not a single drive-thru in sight! Oppahtunity still knocks on the regulah I see.
>>8510585
>Agrias doesn't even notice on acount of a bird stealing another tributes bike.
... I need to stop using elixers
>>8510585
>The bed does a decent job of covering Bedman. Even he is rendered speechless. >>8510522
>Niiiice. Thanks again man, I really appreciate it.
>>8510297
Do you have a Discord? I really want to talk to you about something.
>>8510585
Ironic I'm worried about bones when I eat so much worse lately
>>8510554
If I see ya get into trouble I'll try and help, I'm something to behold in a fight
DAY 2
Someone please get him out of here. he won't leave.
...I really, really don't want to know how she did that.
Giving them the SUCC.
>>8510628
Oh, you sneaky bitch
>>8510713
Atleast I'm not a mutant anymore...
>>8510713
A smart decision. You should stay far away if you don't want to die!
>>8510713
Like always~.
...Eh. She gives off the air of someone that you can't trust as far as you can throw.
>>8510689
>MooseJuice#4000
>Go for it man, whatever you need.
>>8510713
Whatever this shadowless woman is plotting I'd rather keep myself out of harms way as long as I physically can so if you wouldn't mind coming with me to an area devoid of her I would appreciate the gesture.
>>8510713
How very disappointing.
>>8510713
Unfortunately for all of you; none of you will be able to find me.
>>8510785
I want a Seibah fumo...
>>8510713
Ahaha! I see! So this is one of those prank calls that I've heard about! It's clear that only the most villainous bad guys would do something so vile!
But worry not, because I'll make sure to do the same for them! Now I just have to calculate the amount of explosives that I'll need to blow their house up! This will be the greatest prank ever!
>>8510713
>A portal suddenly snaps open and Junkrat is thrown through it, skidding along the ground on his ass. He gets up and starts rubbing his behind while shaking his fist at the closing portal.
Whaddya mean, the future has a "no shirt no service" policy?! What a gyp!
And they had such nice explosives too...
>Junkrat's lip quivers.
>genderbends everyone ITT
>>8510713
I mean five mintures is still pretty impressive right like five whole minutes into the future so I could experience my disappointment early
>>8510803
I beg your pardon? I can't quite grasp what you're saying Anonymous.
NIGHT 2
Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Rika.
You trying to make up for that judo kick with donuts? Good luck, I guess.
The Gamemaster.
Now I don't know which village is funnier.
>>8510826
Joke's on you, I already look like a girl.
>>8510826
Turn me back, or I'm kicking your ass, even if I am a girl right now.
>>8510705
Really now~?
>Ahri smiles.
I'm eager to see what you're capable of...
>>8510713
>Fiddling with the controls, Ahri finds herself thrown hundreds of years in the past.
O-Oh. Hello good sir!
>Five minutes later.
I Don't understand what you mean? I'm not a witch! I'm just a girl with tails!
... Don't you dare set fire to that pile of wood!
>>8510826
Fuck.
>>8510850
Aww... Isn't that just too bad?
>>8510826
But I don't wanna!
>>8510863
Who is this semen demon?
Post her tits.
>>8510850
Oh no...Please forgive me.
>>8510850
Road trip?!
>Ahri throws herself into the backseat, Clearly very excited.
ROAD TRIP!
>>8510885
Shut your fool mouth before I burn you to ash.
>>8510826
>It doesn't hold particularly well.
>>8510850
Alright, you better give them back before I tear you both a new one, got that?
>>8510826
>presses L+R+start+select to reset. Loads pre-genderbend Agrias.
>>8510850
How does one play dungeons and dragons?
>>8510850
Huh?
>Junkrat looks down and immediately loses his footing, falling over face-first on the treadmill. The treadmill belt grinds against his face as he's pinned against the wall behind him.
Not cool, not cool!
>>8510850
>Bedman glares at Agria.
As you can see this is exactly why I attempt to avoid you woman you are a nuisance and an irritation to everyone around you and it would be excellent if you ended your own existence.
>>8510850
>As the old man kicks in the door, he makes sure that his entrance is as fabulous as possible by showing off his cape and cane
Prepare yourselves, because you're about to face the great Moriarty! We're about to have a battle of-
>And in that moment he notices the bleeding woman
Oh, now that's just unfortunate.
>>8510826
>There is no cute fox-man Ahri art.
>... Oh...
>Shame.
DAY 3
ASS ATTACK!
Holy SHIT, Ahri.
You guys really like those air hoses for some weird reason.
>>8510938
That's because mutants aren't cute.
>>8510944
Absorb power in the sky and strike! Lightning stab!
>>8510944
So this is what Agria the Shadowless of the Chimeriad has been reduced to?
>>8510944
This is incredibly painful.
>>8510944
>As much as I'd like to think Ahri ripped the bed's head off leaving him immobile for the rest of the game...he's probably fucking dead. RIP.
>>8510944
As a teacher, I always thought that these lectures were entertaining for the students, but it seems like that I was wrong. Now I understand the pain that my pupils had to endure.
NIGHT 3
Centipedes eat ass. Who knew?
Being a bird has its advantages.
Also, that's just a fine ass, y'know?
>>8510986
...You typically die after you get beheaded.
>want to rp
>no replies
goodbye
>>8510826
Holy dooley! I've got my own airbags now! Time to take a crash course, I reckon.
>>8510944
A little rain to put a damper on my fuse. Agh, don't need it.
>>8511006
Here ya go mate, have one on me! Nah, I'm just kiddin', I ain't shoutin ya. You owe me now.
>>8511004
People die when they are killed.
>>8510826
Ah, shit.
Not again.
>>8511004
>I mean there's two heads on him with the bed. Maybe she's just dumb and took off the wrong one?
>>8510944
Looks like it's actually end of the road for me
>>8510855
Hope I can cross paths with you again. I'm liv by the way. In case you wanted a name to go with this ghastly face
>>8510984
nice tits
>>8511004
I'll be coming to finish the job. Look forward to it.
>>8511004
Actually fighting with these weapons is interesting! I'd rather have a fight that needs us to use our brains, but I can't say that wasn't fun!
But next time I'll use something more effective! Maybe a rocket launcher? That's just a joke! A joke! I would never do something horrible like that! Fuhuhu~
>>8510984
For you.
>>8511004
Do hope she wasn't one of them he's you hear bout on the news
DAY 4
That seems about right for Subaru.
The rare SUCC bird.
Ebony & Ivory
Stop throwing away good shit, Yukine.
>>8510944
Needs calibration, huh?
>>8511073
My opinion still stands, I prefer myself some damn Star Wars.
>>8510944
>Oh god that's brutal.
>I don't really have anything to say with this.
>>8510986
>I'm sorry! I'd say that's pretty much what happens though.
>>8511004
>I mean... she kind of is?
>>8511034
Liv? It's a nice name. I'm Ahri, pleasure to meet you.
>>8511073
I would be a falcon.
>>8511073
...Well now, that might be difficult considerin' you ain't exactly the most vehbose man I evah met
Good night HG
>>8511073
That doesn't look like a moon, but I also wouldn't call it a space station, so I'm not sure about it. Whatever! Let us change its trajectory to make it collide with this planet!
That sounds like an easy task for the two of us!
>>8510826
Great Three-toed Sloth cherrypicking a Confederate States' overuse of garden gnomes!
Max, our genders have been swapped!
>"This only makes the fact that I am currently standing in the nude all the more disgusting AND arousing."
>>8511115
Rest well Anon.
NIGHT 4
Oh hell yeah, Mr. Scott! Get! It! Innnnnn!
Let the child win, Moriarty.
That's not the only thing they're there for, wink wink nudge nudge.
>>8511115
Nini.
>>8511098
>Bedman was a pure boy, he dindu nuffin. I'll get it next time, I'm sure.
>>8511115
Later.
>>8511148
You know what I just decided? I don't even give a shit, I give up.
>>8511148
Well well, Junkrat, was it? Let us hunt down this Kifa woman!
>>8511150
>I'm sure of it too!
DAY 5
Subaru beatin' that pussy.
Jesus Christ, Ahri. The past changed you.
Hey, you're not Enrico!
I have to piss, so I'm putting this slide up early.
>>8511148
I hope you didn't expect an easy victory, just because you're younger! Just so you know, I could match even some of the professionals at this game if it wasn't for my hips!
I didn't mean to say the last part...
>The old man coughs
But you're no professional, so it's fine!
>>8511148
>a tree explodes off in the distance
>after scanning the area only to find nothing, she continues on cautiously
>>8511186
I suppose it's time for me to go back to planning my next evil plan, because this one wasn't a great success.
Not even a mediocre one if I think about it.
But congratulations to the girl! She was able to best the great Moriarty!
>>8511004
I'm gonna find where this call is comin' from and I'm gonna blow you up. I'm not kidding here.
>>8511170
It wouldn't be rude of me to ask ya if you could track things by scent, would it Foxy?
>>8511186
What are ya chuckin' a whinge for? Just go out and explode somethin', always cheers me right up.
NIGHT 5!
What cruel torture are you planning now, Ahri? Hm?
Serval getting facesat.
The succ knows no bounds!
Oh, hey, it's the Kosaku Village again.
>>8511186
Are you done yet, guy? Come on, hurry up.
>>8511249
Of course not! It's how I find things best!
>>8511186
>I wasted my Yandere image, I should have saved it for this one.
>>8511270
.No one's really sure what she's thinking any more.
>The people reporting on Tv just shrug in confusion.
>>8511270
I fail to see the point in this, Ahri...
DAY 6!
Black magic strikes.
So THAT'S what you were planning!
Holy shit that bird is swole.
>>8510689
>Are you busy or is this something you wanted to talk about later on?
>Ahri gets blamed for ruining faction games
>Goes full madman
God has come to reap the sinners.
>>8511270
Not that I needed an excuse to do some beating, mind you.
>>8511318
Then put your nose to the ground and start sniffing! We've got a sheila to catch.
>>8511361
Always me bloody heart...
>Junkrat clutches at his chest and falls over backwards, stiff as a board.
>>8511361
Wow. He really turned Mokou's browneye blue with that one!
>>8511385
????????????
Where are you pulling this shit?
NIGHT 6!
Subaru just can't catch a break.
Who are you planning to stab, Ahri? Hm? HM?!
>>8511318
>As lewd as it's gonna get
>>8511452
Fuck you I just fapped already!
>>8511452
Noice.
>>8511361
This shouldn't be as entertaining as it is....
>>8511449
....Alright. Screw you too.
F E A S T B O Y S
Nothing is stronger than a man's love for a smokin' bod.
Who wants crow?
Probably plotting how to KILL EVERYONE ELSE.
>>8511452
Ummm... Ahri?
Whaddya doing?
Should I leave?
>>8511418
>Ahri attempts to do just that, but finds herself distracted by the others trying to guide her.
>She gives up in frustration.
>>8511361
>Just one stab is all she needs. The knife slips easily between his ribs and she puts a finger to her lips in the sign for "Shhh".
>Has she been hanging out with Neo or something?
>>8511449
>She'll never tell who she's planning to stab.
>>8511504
Why would I do that, I'm not into women...
DAY 7!
Oh, hey, we just saw a video where she does that, too.
>>8511452
She is such a goddess.
HGLYMPICS TIME!
There is no end to her slaughter.
>>8511479
>>8511484
>>8511507
>>8511598
>>8511597
nice
>>8511633
This one might need the context of her being a psycho through the entire game. On it's own it just looks like an ordinary event.
NIGHT 7!
...Oh no, not like this.
>>8511633
lmao, that filename.
>>8511629
>waiting for the right moment, the kitsune finds it.
>As Riesz raises her gun and takes aim, she isn't aware of Ahri's rifle being set in place.
>There is a loud Crack, and her world descends into darkness.
>>8511633
>That file name.
>My sides.
>>8511664
>Stress intensifies
>>8511651
Not really. Even without it, it shows that Yukine's faggotry will be his downfall.
Day I-don't-give-a-fuck-because-I-am-so-disappointed
Is it because he's black?
F I N A L T H R E E
>>8511705
Oh yeah, I didn't notice that angle. This has layers.
>>8511705
>kek
I don't care anymore, just kill each other already.
>>8511709
>No Ahri
>RIP
>>8511709
>That Subaru event
Thank you.
CONGRATULATIONS GRACE!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>Okabe ruins everything
Typical
First, the placements. Cap(s) of the Game next.
>>8511823
Okabe did nothing wrong!
I couldn't decide between two, so you get two Caps of the Game.
1/2
2/2
>when your ava works really fucking well with all the events
>>8511822
Whatever. Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.
>>8511836
You have my gratitude.
>>8511836
>Ahri comes back after everything today.
>6 kills, only done in by a weird magic based event.
I... I'm so sorry... I didn't mean what I said to/about you.
>>8511822
Yeah, cheers for the game cobber but if you don't stop abusing my heart like this I'm gonna have to blow you up. I can't say "takes a lickin, keep's on tickin'" if my damn ticker keeps gettin' mistreated like this!
All that said, congrats to the sheila.
>>8511865
Ah...good times. Good times.
Holy fuck that webm
>>8511888
That's a good feel desu
>>8511836
Thank you for hosting and allowing me to take part.
>>8511822
Congratulations on your victory.
>>8511836
Congratulations, Grace.
>Thanks for the game, assagore.
Skeet skeet.
>>8511892
>>8511896
>>8511912
>>8511932
>>8511940
No problemo. Thanks for playing.
>>8511888
>when your ava gets multiple IC events in a single game and is a part of a mini-story with other tributes along with it
>>8511822
>>8511836
>>8511957
Thanks guy, really appreciate coming out here to win.
>>8511940
>OwO What's this
Holy shit
>>8511959
my fucking nigger
>>8511978
Thank the person who shopped it for me.
>>8511940
>assagore
Asgore does kind of remind me of Assagore.
https://youtu.be/fDHVsyA9zBw
If you wouldn't mind, I'll need 24 of you to participate in a game.
>>8512122
lmao bait filename
>>8512122
Agrias Oaks
>>8512039
I watched it all.
I don't know how to feel.
>Tyler, the avafag with 20 names at this point.
>>8512122
Professor James Moriarty
>>8512122
Maria and Harusame
>>8512138
Assagore hippity hop, with candy container!
>>8512122
Sam and Max: Take the Bait
>>8512122
Alice Nakiri
>>8512122
I miss Ramlethal
>>8512125
Sometimes I feel as if it would almost be a better service to the world to use the Holy Grail's power to remove my clones from this existence.
>>8512122
>>8509861
>>8512122
based yukine
>>8512122
Bait Remover Anon
>cap this post
>>8512122
Noodle
If you wouldn't mind, I need 4 of you to participate in a game.
>>8512181
Garnet was using Ram only a few days ago.
>>8512199
>>8512122
Pet Shop and Horus
>>8512212
Don't tell me; Poker, Right?
>"Ooh! I wanna go this time Sam! You got to go last time! "
Alright, fine. Go right ahead.
>>8512122
BAITO
>>8512209
Jinx, what are YOU doing here?
say my name, and I will appear
>>8512259
Yuno
>>8512122
Why not?
Bait taking Rance
>>8512259
Okarin of time?
>>8512212
Suz
>>8512212
The Greatest Mind of this Generation
>>8512257
?????
>>8512212
Agria
>>8512340
>Slips their hand into the woman's pants and leaves a pack of smokes.
>>8512387
>>8512368
Junko?
Oh, GREATEST! I thought you said worst. My bad.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2631758
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2305205
?
>>8512416
That was fucking terrible.
>>8512416
I dislike Junko but that joke was just bad dude.
>>8512387
>The gunshot flings Max into a wall.
>Of course he gets right back up like nothing happened.
>"Wow, just like how all our Poker Games end!"
>>8512404
Damn you Tales Of Horrible Voice Acting!
>>8512387
I like this bullet, I'm keeping it.
>>8512375
Are you like the most generous molester of all time?
>>8512442
>going with the dub
You only have yourself to blame!
>>8512370
No really why are you here?
>>8512446
I know you're less pissed at things when you'r having a smoke so cop a feel and give a treat seemed fine to do.
>>8512425
... Is... Is that Suz?
Fucking hell. Ahri's more lucky than we thought.
>>8512464
>giving Scamco additional money.
Haha. No.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYYd8AV3Gc
>>8512446
Wait, Isn't smoking bad for you?
>>8512464
I want to fuck this woman
>>8512425
Am I the only one who thinks this guy's art is horrible?
>>8512484
>"Yeah, you should be giving your money to Telltale!"
Maybe then we can afford Season 4.
>"Along with the heating and electric bills."
We ded?
>>8512476
I feel so naughty.
Prostitution is so rad.
>>8512503
Hell no. Smoking is the only way to reach peak evolutionary potential
SHINING
>>8512559
I thought smoking was bad...
Can I try?
>>8512559
>>8512579
Don't tell the kid that! Smoking is a terrible habit!
>>8512425
Got em. I'll never have a reason to post the lewd one and the dress uniform is somewhat off putting.
>>8512579
Sure kid, smoke up.
>From the inside of a carton she picked out a fresh light and shoved the butt between her lips and followed it up with a sparked light.
Suck.
>>8512588
Hush. This is big kid stuff.
>>8512559
>>8512579
>>8512588
>"Yeah! She should be learning how to drink!"
>>8512559
Oh my how lewd of you Suz~
>>8512578
FINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>8512578
JUSTICE
>>8512588
But Suz is cool! She wouldn't give me bad advice!
>>8512609
But I drink all the time! Tea is good!
>>8512648
BRAND NEW
BED TOWN
>>8512648
Anon-kun you better get that checked out!
>>8512611
You haven't seen nothin' yet.
>>8512609
That's the smartest thing I've heard all night
>>8512665
Have I know? Suz going to give the suck and fuck hmm? Ara ara~
>>8512677
COME ON AND SLAM
>>8512605
Big kid, huh? Well that means you should listen to an adult, you dolt.
>>8512609
When she's older..
>>8512643
Just because she's cool doesn't mean you should follow her example..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-Jh7M7K4I
>>8512681
Maria! Ixnay, you'll give away the surprise ending.
>>8512689
Adults are dumb. Get lost geezer, were busy being cool over here.
I feel bad for shitposting Mii Swordfighter away
>>8512685
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>8512697
Was someone asking for music?
>>8512706
I don't be see anything cool about it... I haven't gotten to kill a single god damn thing yet!
>>8512689
But if she's cool, Then she has to give good advice too
>Elise
>>8512706
I didn't spoil the part where you blow your load before they can! Or what you'll be using to shoot out that load~
>Maria Naruse
>>8512643
Max means alcoholic beverages. Which is not good for a child's developing mind!
>"What's the worst that can happen, Sam?"
Her still maturing brain cells aren't strong enough to take in alcohol! You could give her brain damage!
>"Oh really Sam? What are you going to tell me next? That autism is in our vaccines, or that sugar is bad for your health?"
>>8512665
>"See Sam? She gets it!"
>>8512689
>"When they're old enough to talk at all, they're old enough for alcohol!"
>Sam And Max
>>8512735
*Please circlejerk with me Suz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fixed it for you
>half of /spa/ is Canadians and Brazilians
wow
>>8512777
>tfw its gone