HG
Hunger Games
Whatever the fuck
Fin
>>8468201
Even a broken man can win the games, how inspiring.
>>8468192
That sounds really autistic and edgy, holy shit.
Are you sure you're old enough to deal with real problems?
>>8468208
This much backpedaling is unhealthy. Just like your attitude.
>>8468201
Congratulations!
>>8468201
>>8468236
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
And killing a few children.
>>8468241
No prob.
>>8468201
Congratulations Mr. Hardy!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8468237
Are you sure you're old enough to be a functioning member of society, spending 5+ hours a day on a hunger games simulator?
How hung is Rin?
>>8468201
Thanks for hosting!
Congratulations.
>>8468201
Congratulations, dearie!
>>8468250
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8468250
Thanks host. Congrats on your win sir.
>>8468258
Apparenty not enough to hide is insecurities from spilling into the threads.
>>8468143(Vinyl)
But is what it is. having "sex" with strangers but not even wanting money, is worst than being a prostitute
>>8468255
>5+ hours a day
Again, stop putting me on your level and give a straight answer.
>>8468269
>>8468268
>>8468260
>>8468252
Any time.
>>8468250
Thank you, and... I really need to think hard about my tactics.
>And thank you for taking it over.
I gotta go for real now.
Odd shower
evens host
dubs I kill myself.
>>8468301
And never come back
>>8468250
Thank you for hosting!
>>8468250
Thanks for hosting mate
>>8468301
Au revoir, dearie!
>>8468301
If you come back, atleast stab someone.
>>8468296
>>8468315
>>8468319
Yee
>>8468250
Thanks for hosting. Congratulations to the one who slit my throat.
>>8468281
I'm nowhere near 5 hours a day, try 5 hours a month at this point. Probably less.
A straight answer to what? Whether I'm old enough? Yeah. There you go,straight answer.
>>8468250
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8468301
Have a good one then.
>>8468310
Better do it coward.
>>8468334
Gotcha.
>>8468310
Pucker up, boyo.
>>8468327
>less than 5 hours a month
>contribute a lot
??????????
>>8468327
And also to what games you host.
Good night everyone. I hope you all rest well, and have a pleasant day tomorrow.
>For real too, I've been nodding off at my computer.
>>8468349
>>8468352
You two seem a little slow, so I'm going to give you a few minutes.
reminder that if you aren't on this then you're an irrelevant literally who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38iTuKq2rdo
>>8468361
Good night my friend. Have a nice sleep
>>8468361
>>8468301
May you both fare well.
>>8468366
>Ask a simple question
>"lol are u retarded?"
So what games are you afraid of revealing?
>>8468310
If this fuckboy doesn't deliver, I'll host.
>>8468371
who tf is Mion? I just started and don't know who this is.
>>8468377
>0 not even
>1 not even
>2 even
Something is wrong here.
>>8468371
3 dangans
>>8468389
Think of a gay parade condensed into one person.
>>8468377
>>8468376
>>8468352
>>8468349
>Replying to Rin's bait.
>>8468377
>0 is not even
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
>>8468326
Have you ever done anything other then reply to slides? This has been bothering me for a while
>>8468241
Continue your riddles
>>8468371
Cool. Now for people to stop annoying me with stupid shit.
>>8468241
Who let the riddler out of Arkham?
>>8468409
This cheese meme could really take off
>>8468407
>Implying it's not a legitimate spergout
>Giving the little autist the benefit of the doubt
>>8468423
>Yes
>>8468410
How the fuck is that bothering you? He's doing god's job by having fun with the games instead of partaking in you memelords' faggotry.
>>8468407
I don't think it's bait. He's flipping over something, I know that much.
I'll just wait until the inevitable ebin reveal.
>>8468425
>>8468443
Still, why are you giving them (Yous) regardless?
>>8468380
Yeah, if no one hosts by 10:30, I'll get on that.
>>8468421
I've been wondering this all day.
>>8468464
I'm waiting to go out with a couple of peeps, so I decided to pop in and see what's up.
>>8468473
How do we stop him besides playing his little game then?
>>8468466
So 2 hours later
>>8468371
10/10
requesting top 12 most cancerous avas in hg next.
>>8468492
Kys baron
>>8468371
liked and subscribed
>>8468502
4 minutes
Beast coast
>>8468521
He hasn't posted shit in a few weeks. Got to give him some subscribers to boost up his confidence maybe.
>>8468492
Shame that I have to head out. I'm really curious to see what this leads up to.
>>8468371
>No Asgore
dead and wrong
>>8468534
EST a bEST
>>8468521
I wonder if I will make it on that list.
Hello fellow Hunger Games participants. I have a dilemma, and I'm wondering if any of you could help me out with something.
See the issue is... if I don't scrounge together enough money by the end of the month, my landlord's going to kick me out.
So in order to gather the funds I need, I've been attempting to sell my original brand of cologne with an essence distilled from my dead gf's bodily fluids.
I have this entire warehouse full of bottles and nobody's bought a single one, so someone please help me out by purchasing my original product.
24 or 36
>>8468563
Get in line! I'm before you!
>>8468560
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
>>8468560
>gorey
>>8468492
Just give us the next riddle already Riddler. We know we failed that one.
>>8468493
I already played and won.
I'm not risking it a second time.
>>8468588
36.
>>8468587
How dead inside will I smell?
>>8468560
but he didn't even change the game
>>8468371
>Seth
Alright, I'm pretty salty.
Someone gib me a lil sugar to balance it out.
>>8468587
>>8468371
>Not on it
>Rin isn't either so I can't make the joke
>>8468603
The third riddle is there
>>8468589
I hope you are right. If I get in top 3...
>>8468588
>I was about to host myself, but if you want to go first, that's fine.
>>8468560
>Even I would think that would be extremely wrong.
>>8468562
>You know it.
>>8468624
What joke?
>>8468634
I'll do it after you then, your game is better I do believe
>>8468371
I kinda want to see where this guy goes with his channel. Who else here wants to see what he dose next?
>>8468371
>>8468619
also
>lol pedo who's only on there because he got shitposted
>you change the game and don't make it
wtf I hate Yukine now
>>8468622
It's right though. Seth has always been better than you.
>>8468637
I'm Rin didn't you hear?
>>8468656
Half of hg has always been better than him though
>>8468622
I'll take Seth over you six and a half days a week
>>8468649
If you say so, hombre.
Gorey Gauntlet XIII
First 36, will bump if deemed necessary.
>>8468686
Reigen Arataka
>>8468686
Elise
>>8468661
>vomits
Don't joke like that ever again.
>>8468686
Grand Magus
>>8468686
Gabriel
>>8468686
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>8468686
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8468686
Hazama
>>8468686
Kaito
>>8468686
F4s
>>8468686
Fluorette
>>8468686
Alvin
>>8468686
Yukine
>>8468686
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8468686
An Army of Mirais
>>8468686
Ronaldo
>>8468656
>>8468682
But I started the community though.
>>8468617
Very. The cologne's purpose is to make you as undesirable as possible, just like me.
>>8468686
Julia Douglas
>>8468686
Froze
>>8468686
Forte
>>8468686
Len
>>8468686
The Danger
>>8468686
Kagari Atsuko
>>8468686
Wojak
>>8468686
IU
>>8468686
Blyatman
>>8468686
Takane
>>8468686
Rock Lee
>>8468686
Comrade Soviet
>>8468686
Merak
>>8468703
>meh, it was better back when there were people who believed it
>>8468732
You didn't. Archer started hosting with an ava. Keksandra started avafagging. Shion started hga and the steam group. You didn't really start anything.
>>8468686
Sticky Fingaz
>>8468686
France
>>8468686
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>8468686
>>8468732
You are also a constant detriment to it, with people leaving because of you
>>8468686
Chie
>>8468795
>pets
>>8468732
The community started when some faggot on /b/ decided to host a game there for the first time. Nobody can credit themselves for starting this, not even Archer.
>>8468798
Tatara Kogasa
(Damn you phone!)
>>8468686
Pepper
>>8468686
Miles and the Walrider
>HH is failing to find the images even though literally nothing changed.
Dandy.
Give me a bit.
>>8468686
Agrias Oaks
>>8468686
Haru
>>8468780
I hosted better and RPed better than Archie and Kekkie. Kana started Steam group, I started event games, 48 man games, and games with custom events.
Checkmate.
>>8468832
if you can't manual a 36 in under 12 minutes, you suck and should quit
>>8468651
Me too.
>>8468844
>he didn't change the game
>>8468686
Tejina-senpai
>>8468801
And the Discordfags actually legit chasing people away are overlooked, yeah, nah.
>>8468686
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8468844
can confirm desu.
>>8468844
Archer had custom events and did 48s before you. You only did event games, but other than that you didn't start anything worth mentioning.
Faggot hours about to go into full swing.
>>8468686
Baron Blade
>>8468844
Rin's event game was better
>Rin's friend
>>8468888
REEEEEEEEE
>>8468863
It doesn't minimize what you've done and it's also not relevant here
>>8468844
how do you even start 48 games and custom games lmao
those are default options in the simulator, not ideas you added to the games
you didn't even start games with custom backgrounds, that was Mion and you tried to steal the credit from him like you always do, delusional gook
>>8468887
No they weren't.
>Hoshi defender
>>8468852
I manualed back-to-back 48s before, friend.
Also, bumping. 6 more.
Oh look, a swap.
>>8468861
>>8468765
>>8468877
>Archer did ________ before Hoshi meme
That nigger stole my idea for belts. And no, I was the first to 48.
Read
>>8468877
I started the Cody meme and >Throws in the ocean meme. You can't say that I didn't start anything worth mentioning if you don't know anything, sorry :^(.
I hosted games the last 48 man game on /v/, does that make me epic?
>>8468930
P Light
>>8468925
>Hoshi salt meter beeps
!!!
>>8468922
Name a few people who left.
>>8468930
same, a long time ago
>>8468930
This thread
>>8468929
He couldn't reply and prove me wrong, so I guess even he agrees.
>>8468920
Asuka Academia
>>8468930
Murdoc Niccals
>>8468933
Wouldn't Cody have started the >cody meme?
>>8468930
Juzou
>>8468930
The state of Rin/Hoshi
>>8468933
They were so not worth mentioning that you mentioned them so they wouldn't be forgotten
>>8468922
>and it's also not relevant here
Nice double standards faggot. I don't like Hoshit but the jaded discordfags are pure cancer legitimately chasing newfags away.
>>8468930
Mazda Cosmo 110s
>>8468933
I appreciate the act of kindness which you have shown.
>>8468980
Are they cancer? Yes. Does that mean Hoshi isn't? No.
>>8468961
Those are Hoshi's games though.
>>8468933
You also made the images for the RNGesus meme...
>>8468958
I just say I started shit to start shit. People get really mad about me doing that for some reason.
>>8468978
>Codyposting not relevant
This newfag be talking shit lel.
>>8469001
Name a few people I made leave. Go on do it.
>>8469007
<3
>>8468933
Archer did host the first 48 before you though. It's not just a meme, he quite legit did everything before you. As for the cody stuff, that isn't really worth mentioning and neither is the ocean stuff as both are memes that applied to one person.
>>8469001
As of now? He is less cancerous than them.
>>8468980
who?
and what even is a discord fag? how can you blanket the entire chat?
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8468953
My will to live.
>>8469027
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8469027
Easy win, coming up!
>>8468977
The fuck is going on with their bodies? Dude in the back looks like he was stretched out by some medievil torture device
>>8469027
Looks good, start whenever you like host.
>>8469024
Archer may have started 48 man games...
But I started 48 Man... TOURNAMENTS!!
Also, I was the first to do Custom Winscreens.
Archer is
>Makes pinching motion with thumb and index
Compared to moi~!
>>8469027
Let's get this show on the road.
>>8469006
Surprise reveal, I'm Hoshi.
>>8469026
There's a difference between discordfags and jaded discordfags, fag.
>>8469027
I'm ready!
>>8469027
Let's begin.
>>8469027
Let us begin this game goat boy
>>8469027
>>8468933
Here, here in case you didn't see.
>>8469066
Looks like you did :O
>>8469045
Yaoi shit always has fucked up anatomy like that.
Which is the joke.
>>8468980
Yes, in the big picture, it's relevant. Hoshi will build his ego up but when it's bad things his go to is to deflect, deflect, deflect.
>>8469060
but still, who?
I never got the "Hoshi chases away newfags" or "discordfags chase away newfags" or whatever boogeyman is cool that week
>>8469027
Continue whenever you're ready.
>>8469088
>Hoshi salt meter beeps.
!!!!
>>8469106
KAMINAITO
>>8469120
>Hoshi salt meter
Doesn't that imply you're getting salty?
>>8469120
To hell with the salt meter! My dick is beeping like crazy over that asian chic!
>>8469097
it's le ebin oldfag club of LF-Yosuke-Adachi-Jude-Rin-Ramsay-Kamina and so on
>>8469126
This one seems a little forced..
>>8469154
Please don't group me up with Ramsay.
>>8469154
YEAH BUT WHO ARE THEY CHASING AWAY YOU FUCKING MORON
>>8469132
>Red light on Hoshi salt meter turns on
This anon...
>>8469051
nice rp
Nothing? Nice. Starting ASAP. Please wait until after the game for any continuation of any sort of meta-argument. Thank you in advance.
>>8469154
T. bitter newfag
>>8469169
>ESL meter begins beeping furiously
>>8469154
>Ramsay
The most he ever did is CJ with FE avas, get him out of that cancer circle.
>>8469172
>When Gorey shitposts you
So much for being neutral~
>>8469185
>Adds to list of things I've startes
- Meter meme
Yay!
>>8469187
Gonna agree with this. And I never agree with anythinh FE related herr
>>8469152
https://youtu.be/NJR8Inf77Ac
Beep harder
What confuses you HG?
BLOODBATH
You really need to work on your bomb-making skills, Kagari.
...Hoshi? Rin? Who?
France kicking ass? Hah.
Well, what else are you going to use? Your pretty face?
How sweet of you, Yukine.
>>8469209
Huh.
I would just prefer it if it didn't detract from the game.
>>8469220
yes but who has ever been shitposted out of the community
hard mode: no moronic cancer like Kerag
>>8469220
Because Aussa is fucking cancer lol
>>8469244
When people say I made people leave but then can't name who I made leave.
>>8469169
By not including the apostrophe plus s, the term "Hoshi" isn't possessive. Therefore it's an adjective, describing a part of the meter itself. Hence the meter measures salt produced by Hoshi, and is not simply a salt meter owned or operated by Hoshi.
This was Rin's English class for today. Come back tomorrow to learn how to stop writing paragraphs and get to the point of a conversation in three concise lines.
>>8469246
Totally meant to do that.
>>8469220
Name one person shitposted out with any form of worth.
>>8469288
TND was a host.
>>8469246
...Hey, what happened to the ladies that were with me?
>>8469246
>Rubick unfurls the newspaper and reads the front page.
Oh, Club Penguin is shutting down. Imagine that, a club for penguins. This world is quite strange.
>>8469288
Does Kana count?
>>8469246
A bit inappropriate, considering the circumstances...
>>8469331
nice rp
>>8469343
LF made Kana leave
>>8469343
>implying hosting isn't worth
>>8469352
Good.
Do you even know what a nuke is?
The unintentional bad grammar is hurting me.
But planes don't have teeth...
You're certainly not the King of Surgery. Try again.
You just earned the wrath of Blyatman.
No one would harm such a pretty face.
I don't remember that part in Nier.
And we've gone into full faggot mode swing.
What shining examples these oldfags are.
>>8469251
Kerag left to do other things, youkine.
>>8469246
Every time.
>>8469363
Hoshi hosted too.
>>8469266
>tfw nobody replies to my post and proves me wrong
>>8469391
>Implying everyone isn't a faggot
>>8469363
>implying TND had any worth
he was barely even shitposted
compared to me or any oldfag he would be commiting suicide if he was shitposted as much
>>8469395
that's what they say, it just happened to be at the same time I got him to stop hosting mid game
>>8468686
Lum!
>>8469376
>Blyatman lies on the ground, but gets up after a few moments, as if nothing happened
Was that supposed to hurt?
>>8469376
Oh marvellous! Excellent show! I...don't really know what's going, but it's hard not to cheer right now!
>>8469427
Uh, ignore me.
>>8469246
What kind of match up is this..?
>>8469376
Err.. I-I think it's really nice..! You did a very good job!
>>8469446
>Hands anon a glass or water
Here, onii-chan.
>>8469376
Thank you, thank you! You're far too kind! Don't forget to see me afterwards for some fresh produce straight from the green fields of Rieze Maxia!
.....sometimes i feel like you guys aren't really hugbox....like when you tell me to kill myself..t-that shouldn't be allowed in the safespace known as /hg/
>>8469446
>Implying I don't RP
>Implying I don't host
Cite your sources buddy.
>>8469376
>Haru makes circles around his eyes to simulate binoculars as he watches Hazama go off the cliff.
Look at him go! That's like, the fastest I've ever seen somebody fly! I hope he's okay wherever he ends up landing.
>>8469246
Ever onwards.
>>8469376
I...I am no artist....
>>8468371
Who are you
I need to know who made this right now
Her tits would literally burst out the front.
Sticky Fingaz ain't playin'.
Russia is an expert at warfare.
Why are you ripping out teeth from things that don't have any??
>>8469391
It's not bad right now.
>>8469427
>>8469455
...
>>8469485
You're cool, Grimes.
>>8469485
>tfw you're breaking the safe space
huhuhuh
cool hehe
>>8469495
But you are an autist.
>>8469517
>All of the Elises cling to Her, not wanting to let go
>>8469488
Shitposting invalidates all of it.
>>8469485
Only thing wrong with anything you said is that you still have not killed yourself. Tick tock.
>>8468733
Sweet, I'll take twenty.
>>8469246
Well that was a blast.
>>8469376
I bet we can throw these hard enough at somebody and watch them get bruised.
>>8469517
Well this is a strange place, I'll take it.
>>8469544
That's like saying the word "nigger" is bad. You're only giving it power.
>>8469517
Agh... Good one, soldier. I guess there are people who are better shots than me out there.
>>8469544
oh shit, I didn't change the game
>>8469488
It's anon's word against anon's word. He can't disprove it just like you won't prove it.
>>8469495
N-no, It's alright, I like it.. You put heart into it!
>>8469517
Now this is more my thing! Why can't I do stuff like this more often?
>>8469517
With a decade in military? Not too big of a suprise if I know how to fight
>>8469544
And being a sperg doesn't?
>>8469517
(Should I tell him I haven't killed anyone? Hmm, no, I don't think I'll do that.)
Thank you for this reward! I'll use it wisely.
>>8469517
>It's not bad right now.
Goat, you must be using a filter I can only aspire to have as my own because this thread is shit.
You people really have a hard-on for extracting teeth this game.
Cyka.
...I'd read it.
2hus are strange creatures.
Well, considering you just read the guy's love letter out loud, why should he come?
Beware the Danger.
>>8469521
Heh heh. Yeah, cool. Heh.
>tfw fagged Beavis for all of like three days.
>>8469544
I, am, the, kiiiiiing.
>>8469599
It's called "not caring."
>>8469376
Not really, no.
>>8469517
No path but forward now!
>>8469522
>but we all are!
>also, Aussa did nothing wrong
>>8469517
>Listens to the letter being read, with lots of thoughts in head. Most of which are of surprise.
>>8469615
Yeah... I think I'm gonna pass on this.
>>8468371
Fuck yeah Seth. Long live the king.
>>8469599
>being so thin skinned you need a filter to get away from the big mean text
yet another reason why anyone who was legitimately shitposted away, deserved it, no exceptions
>>8469615
I'm not even finished with my masterpiece yet, so of course you don't understand it.
>>8469615
>None of the invited attend Wojak's party
TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS
>screen cap with caption or I hack this whole thread.
>>8469578
I was always better at painting, myself....
>>8469615
I'll not back down easily, you should know!
>>8469615
How small is this car? Three reasons isn't cramming into a car...
>>8469658
>Welcoming an inhospitable environment
>>8469658
>Implying I want to look at garbage posts like yours
Shouldn't you be hopping on Hoshi's dick right about now?
>>8469615
Not even most advanced robot can match regular man times
>>8469220
>>8469154
That's a fascinating little statement you have there, buddy.
But let me break the following down for you. I never shitposted Aussa anywhere else than right in his face as it's a waste of time to do it in this worthless place.
Now, you can project your little fantasies on me, but frankly enough I don't care enough nor do I come around this place enough to shitpost some people I barely know. Which means the following and I'll break it down yet again for your asinine little mind as it's probably a bit hard too for you to comprehend, seeing you're already applying multiple defensive mechanisms to make up your little boogeyman blaming to get some gratification out of your shit. It means that I'm not actively trying to get people out of here, nor do I witch-hunt people, nor do I give a fuck about you, the majority of these people, the faux pas of this place and the social conformity that you people so desperately seek in your little cuddly rainbow colored cloud wonderland.
>>8469615
>Rubick looks on as the tribute slowly meets his demise.
Not so quick, this quicksand.
>>8469615
>>8469683
And should I really be in a car with two larger men?
I want elise to hug yukines crippling depression away
>>8469700
Alot of words, just to say you hate Aussa. Problems?
Who wants to ERP with me?
First the nuke, now this. Are we sure Agrias isn't secretly technologically-savvy?
T H I S T H R E A D
...I really need to look into blocking 1-800 numbers automatically.
Maybe I should've just done that swap...
That's a lot of fucking arrows, Asuka.
>>8469677
You wouldn't dare.
>>8469700
Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.
>>8469728
Depends on what you're into.
>>8469739
I'm good at ERP but I'd never do it with a scrub like you.
>>8469729
Huh? Whaddya mean by "crippling"?
>>8469742
I win again, Alvin!
>>8469742
Already choosing which hack to use to take down the fire wall first. Won't be long before this whole thread crashes with no survivors.
>>8469548
Thank God. That'll be $400, sir.
>>8469742
If it means the two men dying, then yes, I am into it.
>>8469691
how am I even on Hoshi's dick? I don't understand you people when you say that. You might as well not even use words because none of what you are saying makes sense.
>>8469685
>welcoming a hugbox
HURR NERR THEM INTERNET PEOPLES HURTIN MUH EFEEWINGS
>>8469742
SICK MAN
RAD
BRO
BRA
NIGGA
>>8469154
Uh-huh. Yukraine told me shit was being said, but when tf did I ever shitpost Aussa?
>>8469677
>>8469754
can you make me cum thick ropes as CC
>>8469742
Wasn't that fun, Kaito? Actually, don't even tell me your answer! I can already read your mind and tell that you were going to say yes!
>>8469742
>>8469759
Yeah, you did. Great job there, kid. I'd love to stick around and play with you some more, but I gotta get going.
>>8469785
after you do anal with junko
>>8469679
Painting? Some would say that's harder than drawing.
>>8469728
If you want those donuts than yes, yes you should.
>>8469742
... Haru, is there a reason you do things like this so much?
>>8469784
Thanks, now disabling hacks.
>>8469742
I do have experience fighting machines. Just not much...
>>8469767
>good luck. I'm behind 7 chocobos!
>>8469768
Jeez buddy, lower that price to a zero, since I don't have any dough.
>>8469808
Eh, the things I do for donuts.
>>8469739
>Slowly raises hand
>>8469793
Aw... Alright..
See you tomorrow!
>>8469781
>and if it's not, it's automatically a hugbox (which is apparently worse)
>>8469781
>how am I even on Hoshi's dick?
Pestering him with le ebin petting meme every time he comes around? Trying to get his attention, but to no avail when he wants nothing to do with you? Sounds like dick-riding to me. Now stop caring so much about how I try to enjoy myself and focus on shitposting who you deem to be weak.
>>8469739
Ill do it
let me tell you all about the first time i laid eyes on my love, aussa
i thought she was beautiful, of course, with her long brown hair, her slender form draped loosely with a big sweater... anyone who has seen her remarks on her elegance, as if designed by a masterful artist with a unique creative vision, unlike the classical paradigm and yet so much better
but such superficial beauty was only the first joyous gift aussa gave me when she entered my life. this was merely some bonus, for below the beautiful appearance, all those beautiful movements and mannerisms, was the most profound and sublime soul, a transcendent wholeness of person unlike any other
beneath her cute laughs and playful, clever quips was an intellect intimidatingly vast and astute, as if somehow someone as young as she had lived five lifetimes and read libraries through; her knowledge of music was unbelievable, almost literally unbelievable, but always backed up. not only had she listened to everything, she understood it, theoretically, historically; it was as if she could write you a treatise on any album, from lame indie to baroque, jazz to hindustani classical. there was hardly a thing i knew that she didn't know better, and yet she carried this knowledge without assumption or pretense, merely out of love and not out of spite
and that was her most fantastic quality: she loves like no other. aussa looks at the universe, in every detail, and wants to know it because she loves it, and it loves her. the smallest joys bring her transcendence; in approaching life she proceeds:
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
i went home and cried the first day i met her. i realized i was madly in love, that i would never meet someone whose very being was so saintly, that perfect combination of divinity and humility, an angelic presence in our mundanity
>>8469839
I appreciate you, faggot.
>>8469818
>saving thumbnails
>>8469814
B-but the whole reason I'm selling these in the first place is to pay my rent. I can't just give these away for free!
>>8469839
and yet somehow as if that gift of just knowing her was not enough, i got to befriend her, and that friendship became love. she loves me with that same love i see when i look into her eyes as she listens to a masterpiece, that same pure love that expresses nothing but gratitude for the simple gift of being at all. i love her and somehow she loves me in a way that really proves the Christian adage that 'God is Love,' a love so autopoietic and overwhelming it seems to be the same force that created the universe itself, loving all presence into its being, the same love that drove the cosmic drama into force
truly she is at once the greatest work of art, and in her self-expression the greatest artist. and somehow, i have been given the gratuitous heaven that is living by her side
Something tells me that's not the first time Baron's tried that.
Well, she's not really wrong...
But he's already badly drawn art??
Oh my God. The entirety of France can now fly. Nowhere is safe. Lock up your daughters.
>>8469767
N-Not if I hack you first!
>Launches CheatEngine v5.
>>8469782
Who is this even a pic of. I genuinely have no idea.
>>8469830
You do realize that with HG, there's no middle ground, right? Ever?
>>8469839
Sir, this is still a McDonald's drive-thru.
>>8469739
Next door is over there anon. Ask one of them if you want that.
>>8469742
Please, for your own sake, stop?
>>8469808
The process simply...comes to me, for some reason.
>>8469865
I see....
get it guys? top 10 anime betrayals x d
>>8469832
>>8469865
Sam Hyde, the man behind columbine, sandy hooks, the jews taking over and most importantly the immigration policy in germany.
>>8469827
>Gives a wave before going on his way
>>8469865
>Alvin teeth nearly shatter
...Oh yeah, bad plan, bad plan, bad plan.
>>8469865
T-That's gross, UI!
>>8469839
Is this a rehashed Rin copypasta
>>8469830
>stop these internet people please
>they make me sad
>>8469832
I'm sorry but my therapist said I can't look at your painful text
can you talk to me in a less makes me sad and hurts my efeelings way and more of hey upvotes kind of way
thanks a bunch
>>8469808
"Things like this?" I don't get it, what's that supposed to mean? I just did that because it was really funny and I can tell you had a good time! Right?
>>8469865
You guys'll never be able to catch up with me! I'm the fastest alien around!
>>8469865
Oh you bastard,
>Runs anti-virus 1.1
>Hack is deflected back at you
Take that.
>>8469865
: /
>>8469742
>Rubick bends over and places his hands on his knees, panting. He looks up at his bike as it disappears in the distance.
Damn...
>>8469865
Ha! That was a good one!
>The Magus' taste in humour is quite varied.
>>8469859
>Thank you!
>>8469805
I'm not into anal though
>>8469884
dude he mentioned pet meme that I do just for amusing myself
how will I ever recover
>>8469936
I'm going to go with neither on that
Hoshi isn't a complete retard, only a half retard
>>8469940
De nada.
This thread antagonizing Hoshi? Why, I'd never-
Russian executions are always brutal.
Me, that's creepy.
The Danger just seems content with hurting people, not killing them.
>>8469896
Ah. He looks way different in that first one than the pics I've usually seen.
>>8469922
S-Shit!
>Opens Command Prompt.
>Types in run.pls no hack
T-Take that!
>>8469956
You can't even RP a retard.
>>8469968
>Pauses
>Thinks about this
Alright, I won't hacks you all.
>Disables haxs
>>8469968
I'd be a parrot, I suppose.
>>8469968
I think I'm done for today. Later people.
>Thanks for hosting, Asgore.
>>8469863
Well sucks for both of us don't it? come on, if you've got so many, you could spare some.
>>8469865
>>8469926
Sorry, I got very bored, and I really wanted to see some brutality.
>>8469968
Go to sleep.
>>8469912
>distaste for shitposting
>must be thinskinned huh
>shitposting is better because the people who don't like it can just leave lol
And once those people leave, which won't happen, and desired combination of people are left, now what? Keep shitposting?
>>8469968
>The'res an odd musical jingling coming from her moments before she gets shoved in to the lake.
>>8469973
>resorting to memes
what else was there
you btfod me on how I'm sucking cock with my pet meme
>>8469977
that's because for me, they are so hard to relate to
unlike the halfy I'm looking at in front of me
>>8470003
Have a good one.
>>8470019
We have a party.
>>8469814
You'd probably get shotgun anyway.. No use complaining..
>>8469865
I really like these games..
>>8469875
I hear a lot of people have innate talents like that, I wonder if you have any others.
>>8469915
... Yes, I love fixing the cuts from thorns and being tossed like a rag doll..
>>8469968
That's easy I'd be a mechanical bird.
>>8469993
>succs
>you like this
>the end
>>8470021
and it went like
800 588
2300
EMPIRE
TODAY
>>8470019
WHICH WON'T HAPPEN
DING DING DING
You finally got to my point in the arguement
You get a cookie for confirming, anyone who leaves due to shitposting, deserves it
>>8470027
OK, bye. Continue needlessly harassing people you don't think fit your view on what HG should be. I'm sure that'll work out just fine for you.
>>8469964
I AM TRYING EVERYTHING! JUST HOLD ON POSHALYUSHTA!
>>8469968
>Agrias looks up.
What is that blocking the sun?
>>8470037
Aww yes, so I can get the most damage when we crash, thanks man.
>>8470066
because that's totally what I do, and not something that you imagined in that wild head of yours
thanks for playing
bye
>>8470059
Ooooh, I'm impressed.
Are you sure you just didn't see those planes flying overhead? They kinda look like UFOs.
Not the typical Russian instrument, but oh well.
But...then it would be a nice, completely sane Baron...
Me going absolutely fucking psycho.
>>8469987
Thank you senpai.
>>8470003
No problemo, ese. Take care.
>>8470055
CALL J. G. WENTWORTH
877-CASH-NOW
>>8470037
I'd consider it more 'stolen' if anything, myself. I can't say I ever earned it.
>>8470055
...What?
>>8470059
Wait, I just justified your gross behavior? I got outplayed by Yukine?
>>8470093
CALL 1-800-STEAMER
STANLEY STEAMER GETS YOUR HOME CLEANER
>>8470037
Well, that's great to hear! I don't really see why you'd enjoy that, but if you're into it, then I won't complain! Wanna go again? I'll make the throw even more exciting this time!
>Haru starts rolling up his sleeves, then spits into his hands and rubs them together.
>>8470006
Fine. But if you're going to take these for free, at least promise me that you'll advertise my cologne to all your friends and relatives.
Ronaldo really likes those cargo ships.
What a strong fucking chicken.
Sticky Fingaz ready to pop a cap in some poor nigga. I'm also too white to say any of that.
GUYS. IT HAPPENED. HER AND ME HOOKED UP. I CAN DIE HAPPY.
>>8470114
>>8470120
I was thinking about putting that one instead. Holy hivemind, Batman.
Well make new thread, give minute.
>>8470111
NAPOLEON HAS RETURNED FROM HIS GRAVE TO GIVE FRANCE REVENGE! I NEED TIME TO WAIT FOR WINTER TO SET IN AND CRIPPLE HIS FORCES
SCRUFF MCGRUFF CHICAGO ILLINOIS 60652
>>8470091
yeah babe you're fine but not right now
>>8470106
No you just proved my point in the first place that innocent pure perfect great avafags leaving due to shitposting, is a giant gay meme.
I don't even shitpost that much, and certainly not for the reasons you are still inventing in your head
but keep beating the strawman, please
>>8470093
No point in letting what survived go to waste.
>Agrias picks up a new piece of armor as she says this.
>>8470093
>A nice, completely sane Baron
Ivan has been captured,host.
Sudie ir turėti gražią žaidimą!
>>8470093
It's traditionally the knight that leads the party, so you can go in first.
>>8470158
Hook, line but no sinker.
>>8470168
Pretty sure people leaving due to toxic communities isn't a meme. Constant shitposting isn't healthy.
>>8470199
Name people who left, you fuck. Stop spouting bullshit and then run away when people ask for actual examples
>>8470168
Pretty sure very few left, if any. Chances are they just said they left, lurked a bit, then returned with a new ava.
>>8470168
No one is innocent, pure, and great. You can make a case against any avafag.
>>8470076
Jeez.. Fine, I'll take shotgun Ms. Cynical..
>>8470093
I don't have any information of that kind of aircraft..
>>8470098
That makes everything I have stolen, I never had to train for anything.
>>8470134
No.. No! Get away from me Haru, I was being sarcastic, I don't like being tossed around!
>He takes several steps back.
>>8470158
This isn't a good thing to see in the morning.. Ugh, it's so..
>>8470199
Anon quit deluding yourself XD.
>>8470093
KILL. MAIM. BURN. sadly I only did 2 of these...
>>8470144
Good, believe me, people will like buying from a crazy girl.
>>8470158
...That happened.
>>8470224
Oh please, I wouldn't want you to bash your head open on the front when someone hits us.
>>8470120
>tfw have a bunch of retarded commercial jingles stuck in my head but don't know which ones are local only