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HG Thread gimme like, 36. this is going to be done manually,

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HG Thread

gimme like, 36.
this is going to be done manually, so please be patient
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>>8466217
Accelerator
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>>8466217
Redman
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Eggman-kun
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Julia Douglas
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>>8466217
Tejina-Senpai
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>>8466217
Gascoigne
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>>8466217
Bulma
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>>8466217
Hunter S. Thompson
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>>8466217
Fluorette
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>>8466217
Gladiolus Amicitia
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>>8466217
Ronaldo
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>>8466217
Lum!
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Eucliwood Hellscythe
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Reigen Arataka
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>>8466217
Neopolitan
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Len
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Jack Spicer
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>>8466217
Gabriel
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>>8466217
Sakura Kasugano
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Bobby Shmurda
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Yotsuba Koiwai
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>>8466217
Kamikirimusi
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>>8466217
Dubsman, the digit master
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Reposting this then fucking off.
>>8465967
Five of Swords.
You might get into some kind of conflict and think you've won, but you fail to see the true repercussions.
>>8465973
Page of Wands.
You are blessed with the good fortune of youthful creativity. Don't let it go to waste.
>>8465975
The Magician I.
No light however bright lasts forever. Don't be blinded.
>>8465977
Queen of Wands.
Every rose has it's thorn.
>>8465992
King of Swords.
This represents a symbol of intellectual and authority, and has the courage to accomplish all that he desires.
>>8465996
Seven of Cups.
Weigh your options, look before you leap.
>>8466023
Ten of Swords.
You're going to get stabbed. A lot. Ten times to be exact.
>>8466040
Ace of Wands.
This basically says "just go for it"
>>8466065
The Devil XV.
For an Angel you really are a sinner.
>>8466099
Eight of Wands.
*blocks your path* is what this one says.
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>>8466217
Alexander Jones
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C.C.
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The Real Guy, The Best Guy
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Loni
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>>8466217
Me

>>8466297
Hm, I'll be creative with my murders.
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Nova
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Rubick
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>>8466217
Stefan
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>>8466297
But the only thing I do is play videogames
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>>8466297
I knew my magic prowess exceeded all known limits. Soon I shall deliver a magic show unlike no other.
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>>8466297
>got Five of Swords.
...Now I'm going to be paranoid for a while.
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>>8466310
>BANNED

FUUCK OFF PEDOS!!!
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>>8466217
Comrade Soviet
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>>8466217
Merak
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>>8466217
Broken Matthew Hardy
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>>8466209
>>8466170
>two more flashes of red and more buzzing.
>you recieve an additional notification
"Hoshi twas the star"
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>>8466332
>stabs you
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Widdly 2 Diddly
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>>8466297
A sentiment I know well. Thank you, sir.
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>>8466349
Adachi?
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>>8466349
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>>8466349
>mfw opened this image the first time and saw star and immediately thought of hoshi
why didn't I answer...
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>>8466349
>Neo sighs, typing in
"Eggman-kun?"
>She does not have high hopes.
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>>8466341
>>8466349
MAREK, answer the damn riddle you fuck.
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Should I make noodles or sandwiches?
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P Light
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>>8466395
Why not a noodle sandwich?
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>>8466217
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>8466297
King of Swords... isn't that fitting. Hmmm... despite this card description, I shall not pay it any mind.

As taking advice from a card than a person.

>Note, the entry is going to take a little longer than expected. So, please have patience.
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>>8466297
I have no idea what you are talking about. These some kind of card readings?
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>>8466395
Make a gun and kill yourself.
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>>8466400
t. fatass
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>>8466400
Sounds bad famalam.
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>>8466420
Okay deal.
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>>8466217
Sleepy Muffet
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>>8466349
We're gonna be here for a bit. So, CUE THE INTENSE MUSIC!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrVZCbKxsE
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>>8466415
P much.
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>>8466334
Not even from their threads.
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>>8466440
I want to violently rape Muffet
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>>8466349
Ok, now I'm getting suspicious.
How do you know this much?
And who is this friend you're talking about? Is it Teseo? Teseo can't harm me. He can go keel himself.

Fine. I'll play.
>Hoshi
So... we're talking about someone in here.
Adachi?
Izaya?
Bolin?
Hell, man, I haven't been around for that long, I barely know anyone!
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Why is it so dead?
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>>8466486
C'mon! This is super serious, Merak!
Think!!
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>>8466349
Rush B Cyka blyat, uh... Idi nahui pashol
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>>8466519
Everyone is busy.
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>>8466519
>Working with a borked laptop that closes and resets the roster... it kinda takes time for a game.
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>>8466349
Rin?
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>shit, something came up and I'm going to have to leave for a while.
>apologies to our Riddler guy and to everyone else.
>hopefully this hasn't gone to shit when I come back.


>no, don't get me out of the game.
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>>8466519
Might just be a slow day. It will pick up in an hour or so.
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>>8466519
Too busy using FF14 to kill my PC.
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>>8466519
I'm lurking.
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>>8466519
I'm trying to raise funds for my magic club ofcourse! I mean, what would happen if I ran out of spending money for various club activities? Magic as a whole might die out!
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>>8466519
I lie in waiting.
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>>8466563
Like no shit you are literally the most autistic person I've ever met
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>>8466519
I'm gathering the Dragon Balls. I'm not dying without a backup plan.
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>>8466519
>Research paper. Also I just woke up.
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>>8466581
>stabs you in the back
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>cuts open your fucking face
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Soooooo... about that game. It's cancelled, since the fucking laptop doesn't want work and the roster got reset four god damn times.
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>>8466644
who tf qre you quoting
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>>8466569
Why is it dying, don't you have a decent PC?
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>>8466666
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>>8466667
I-it's a general thing to try and get something going
S-sorry
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>>8466656
Did you throw that laptop out the window? If not, you're far more patient than I am.

I do not blame you for calling it off.
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>>8466637
This is just as that card predicted...Wow!
>Having been stabbed in the back Tejina simply falls to the ground
>Gathering what little strength she can she tries to crawl away from the anon
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>>8466674
It's fine for browsing the internet, but that's about it.

If I try to run any sort of game, the hard drive will threaten to commit suicide. I've had this machine since middle school though, so I probably just need to put my cash into a new computer.
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>>8466656
It's ok. Now we wait for someone who would pick up the roster
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>>8466637
>Neo watches this act, then shakes her head sadly.
>She seems unimpressed.

>>8466644
>Neo gauges the cut made by the anon on the other anon's face.
>She holds up a small sign that says 1/10.
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>>8466675
Dumb pedos
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>>8466705
>stares at the bleeding Tejina's butt
Cute butt. I don't like blood though.
>stares some more
>walks away
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>>8466385
>C.C.
>Worried I see?
>You should be
>For if you fail, I will kill your chance of mortality.
>>8466387
>>8466486
>>8466556
>5 more buzzers before 2 green flashes showing that Adachi was the answer.
>Looks like anons mother wont die in her sleep.
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>>8466696
I have of the patience of a saint. But god damn, I don't want the thread to be waiting for a game that isn't going to happen.

>>8466724
Sorry... but i'll try again later. Hopefully it'll work next time.
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>>8466644
>rips your entrails out through your virgin cunt
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>>8466744
Cancer?
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>>8466740
I might need to go to the nurse's office. Come back!
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>>8466744
Hikki is obviously the cuck
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>>8466744
>cuck
What is Junko's friends?
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I got your back.
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>>8466726
Do I need to break out the gorey details?
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>>8466791
I suddenly feel revitalized! I am ready put this show on the road.
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>>8466781
>light sigh
>walks back in
...
>picks up in a bridal carry
Where to?
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>>8466791
>Thanks.
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>>8466816
>kissu
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>>8466819
The nurse's office! I'm bleeding!
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>>8466791
Hm? I've gotten in? Ah, how relieving! Shall we begin, dearie?
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>>8466791
Skipped someone
>>8466290
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>>8466790
Hi Guts
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>>8466791
Pashli! Begin the game!
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>>8466705
Saving this image
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>>8466774
>>8466788
>>8466790
>three buzzers
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>>8466791
Thanks for hosting.
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>>8466871
That's Bolin
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>>8466790
https://youtu.be/BrPxWg8JFlg
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>>8466818
Cute.
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>>8466790
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>>8466856
Nah sonne. They swapped her in in PMs.
>>8466830
>Frenchu
Any time
>>8466873
Don't you take that tone with me boyo I'll get your babushka in to this shit.

Anyhow.
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>>8466796
>Neo slowly shakes her head.

>>8466744
>She stares once more.
>Not knowing what any of this means is just making it all the worse. The message implies Roman is already gone.
>
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>>8466835
>runs through halls
>arriving at the nurses office he kind of just stands there dumbly
...
>opens the door
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>>8466895
>>8466890
>hoshi
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>>8466908
>>8466835
>is the nurse
Here's your problem. You've been stabbed.
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>>8466902
Nah nah nah. I'm gonna do this shit.
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>>8466911
>shion
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>>8466896
I wasn't even sounding bad! I was just excited! Don't want to get concussion from her rolling pin blyat...
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>>8466896
Later, losers! Try not to make things too boring!
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>>8466926
>Rolling her eyes, the ice cream girl points a thumb as if to say "Get a load of this guy."
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Who's hosting?
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>>8466896
What a friendly fellow! Thanks for allowing us to occupy your castle for the time being.
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>>8466894
>>8466877
Aha?! Aspiring magicians? How would you do like to donate to my club activity funds? I was planning to do an underwater escape magic trick in the near future but I lack the funds to afford the necessary supplies.

Would you two be interested in helping out? You could earn front row seats!

>>8466896
Here I goooo!

>>8466908
>>8466924
>upon opening the door you forget you are carrying an injured girl in your arms
>as you walk in you forget about the door frame until a solid "THUD" is heard as Tenjin's head has made contact with said frame
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>>8466896
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>>8466896
>Gladio just starts booking it.
I already went on my run for the day, but another one couldn't hurt.
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>>8466744
Kys Baron
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>>8466929
At least Junko -has- friends.
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>>8466902
>You hear roman's voice through the speakers. It sounds like he's being forced to read something from his pauses on every sentence.
You haven't failed yet. Still 4 more chances left.
Only then will the candle be snuffed.

All but one of the five >>8466744 are animals
Yet all have one word, that is my clue
Tell me what and who they are
Or else you're royally screwed.
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>>8466965
>takes out check book
Sure, I'll fund your little club. How much you think you'll need, like 20 bucks?
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>>8466965
Haha, is this lost one seeking members for her humble club?! Behold, I have mastered the art of invisibility! My beautiful physical form is hidden from your eyes, yet you may know my presence from my smooth and alluring voice!
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>>8466896
Alright, sorry about that delay, I had to do something.
>>8466956
Nobody important.
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>>8467026
Kys Baron
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>>8467026
We don't care, but here's a pity guess.
Cute.
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>>8467018
I can PM a few cucks and make friends too, what's your point? Lol.
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>10 minutes per slide
Seth?
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>>8467067
Fuck off I was getting some dinner ready.
>>8467056
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.
Spears sure are popular here.
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>>8467056
Well that was rude.
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>>8467063
>A buzzer is played
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>>8467064
Forgot your image, cuck. Here you go.
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>>8467074
Big deal. At least it isn't Wuya
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>>8467056
>Muffet stumbles away from the wall as it reveals a glittering hoard of treasure.
Oh, my! Comment magnifique!
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>>8466744
This riddle sucks
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>>8467056
>Gladios muscle ridden body just melts away.
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>>8467091
>Hoshi salt meter beeps

!!!
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>>8467026
>Neo looks up.
>(I'm not kidding. I'm awful at riddles, especially any dealing with the people of Hg.)
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>>8467080
What's more in question is why the hell you decided to make out with a stranger.
>>8467074
Speaking of making out what the fuck is with you people?
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>>8467055
Astounding! Simply Astounding! You have mastered one of the hardest magic trick known to man as if it was nothing! I would be ever so gracious if you could try to teach me your ways!

>>8467050
I think 1000$ would be a good starting point but I'll take whatever I can get.


>>8467074
Such an open and luscious dining room. Fitting of a club founder and leader and a follower in the art of magic. I'll have the chicken tenders please with dumplings on the side!
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>>8467118
Ahem, yes, well, I-
>She books it.
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>>8467118
Yeah, no, I'm not going to get literally stabbed in the back by falling for that
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>>8467118
Because, it's a perfect time to stab them in the stomach, and if that fails, I can always bite the tongue.
>>
>knocking on HG's front door
Hello? Anyone in there?
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>>8467074
Have you guys found your food yet? Remember to check the walls, they usually contain ham.

>>8467118
>Rubick puts on his apron and looks around the kitchen for some cooking utensils, and finds nothing.

Oh...guess I'll just go find some ham, then.
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>>8467118
All this running around is exhausting. It's like there is some unseen force weighing and slowing me down.
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>>8467137
Suuure. Pervert.
>>8467118
There's too much sex here.
And wolves.
And skeletons.
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>>8467026
>You know what, I'll fucking bite: the first one is Smolgore.

>>8467148
Oh, hello, hello dearie, come on in! Who might you be?

>>8467164
Vous fils de pute! Get away!
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>>8467148
Well, er...this isn't a home. It's a public location, you're free to enter at any hour. But yes, welcome!
>>8467164
Drinking again? I wonder if people have nothing better to do....
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>>8467121
1000$? You better look cute while you're doing that escape act.
>writes up check, tears it out, and hands it to you
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>>8467164
Can't go to sleep. This place is creepy
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>>8467148
Where you from blyat?
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>>8467121
Well... I suppose I have failed to specify that this is not something I have actually mastered, which would mean that I had to work to obtain this skill. Some people are gifted with natural ability, some are so perfect and magnificent that they are proof that every once in a while God simply decides to create the perfect human being! One of such humans would be myself! And I trust you as well, my fair maiden!
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>>8467164
Man I keep wondering into empty rooms. It makes me wish Yamcha was here at least then I'd have someone to yell at
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>>8467148
Yeah sure, come on in. Most of us don't bite.
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>>8467148
Get in and die already, it's how we do.

>>8467164
Whatever, if I have to be perverted to see blood, then call me the peeping tom, because I'm gonna see blood.
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>I'm back.
>>8466744
Well, it appears I got it right.
Yay.
I still don't know whether it was Teseo or not they were talking about.

I'm gonna take a guess and say one of these is Smolgore.
>>8467056
Huh. Neat.
>>8467164
Well, I'm hungry.
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>>8467026
>Is is all the avatars with 'Knight' in their names..?
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>>8467148
5 minutes more...
>>
HE WILL NUT INSIDE US.
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>>8467179
Vinyl. Nice to meet.
>She strides through the door, casually walking past the spider.
Fancy place.

>>8467182
Well, aren't you nice? Thanks for the warm welcome.

>>8467191
Me? Equestria, why?

>>8467200
Most? Boy, that's comforting.

>>8467201
Now that's what I call a welcoming committee. What a ray of sunshine you are.

>>8467210
Que?
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>>8467201
There's a fetish for that, you know. Haematophilia, it's called.
>>8467164
Peace, huh. Well there's a first.
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>>8466953
>Anon walked through the halls, a dead look on his face. There was something wrong with him. Something extremely wrong with him. A single look at his eyes would show pure hatred, mailice anger, insanity, and bloodlust. He had been walking through this hallway for so long. At this point... he just wanted to kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. KILL. He let loose a maddened chuckle as he stopped for a moment, seeing a form straight ahead of him.
Mhmhmhmhm...
>The being he was seeing didn't respond. Good. That meant there wouldn't be a chance for them to fight back. Looking down, he spotted a large rock, which he quickly picked up and began advancing towards the form, giggling quietly to himself. Hovering above his newfound target, he brought the rock down upon their head, causing the other person to beginning screaming in pain. He wouldn't have that. Without warning, he brought the rock up again, bringing back down into the others head, turning the scream into a low groan. Still too loud. He began to furiously beat their skull in with the rock, chunks of brain matter and skull fragments flying every which way, some even flying onto his face.
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>>8467164
>Rubick clutches at his throat, blood spurting between his fingers. He stumbles against a wall to support himself, but slips and falls to the floor.
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>>8467229
Dante?
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>>8467224
>unlocks the front door and opens it up for the newcomer
Just behave yourself here and we won't have any problem. Welcome to HG, chuvak
>>
>>8467224
Don't worry, the one's that DO bite should be pretty easy to spot, kiddo.

So how'd you wind up here?
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>>8467209
>That makes more sense than it should.
>I play Plague Knight, and Smolgore is young.
>Mordecai was picking up Treasure Knight I believe, so bird.
>King Knight is the cuck, I guess, because epic memes.
>Dunno about chimp and the song, though.

>>8467224
Oh, it's not that fancy, dearie. If anything, it's quite modest. Regardless, you me call me Muffet. Pleased to meet you as well, dearie.

>>8467228
Ah! What shall we play first?
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>>8467224
I'm sleeping and now for some reason a weirdo gets in without even waiting for me to open the door, is going to get worse
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>>8467224
I always strive to be!
>She offers a rather deep bow.
Thank you, and again welcome.
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>>8467148
So... who are you?
>>8467164
There's too many secret rooms around here.
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>>8467106
>>8467117
>(Im not expecting people to, hence there are five)
>>8467209
>close.
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>>8467224
Oh I know, just don't step on the ice, lest you want to drown in the pond or break your head on it.

>>8467228
And you know that fetish because?

>>8467229
>claps to the Anon's brutality
Finally.
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>>8467224
Good evening Miss... Vinyl, was it?
What brings you here?
>>
I want to impregnate Tejina and have a happy life with her.
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>>8467268
We don't have a monkey king, even if we do, he was obscure and stupid to think of, and so is sand king, both whos
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>>8467148
Yes.
I'm inside.
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>>8467272
I spend waaaaay too much time looking up random crap.
>>8467228
Only one death here, but now the spider is an arachwolfpire.
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>>8467257
>>8467268
>Ugh..
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>>8467293
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Good evening HG. What's going on right now?
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>>8467184
No need to worry! It'll be the best magic act I have every pulled off!
>She gingerly takes the check in hand and deposits it into one of her pockets

>>8467192
If you are well adept in this field of magic may I ask you a small question that may help me better myself during my performances?

>>8467228
I must know her secrets. Plus I would really like to know what brand of chair she is sitting in, it looks so comfy!
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>>8467278
I wanna have kinky magic trick sex.
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>>8467229
bruh
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>>8467302
Nothing much.
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>>8467278
>>8467319
>you will never cum in the clumsy magician
>she will never tie herself up and attempt to perform an escape trick as you fuck her
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>>8467302
Just a minor game, I am doing very well tonight. Will have to go for dinner though, how about you?
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>>8467300
Oh yeah, two, my bad. You diddled too hard.
>>8467293
You're all lazy fucks. aside from the ones that aren't.
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>>8467247
Yep, I'll be a good little girl, don't worry about that.

>>8467250
Some dude next door pointed me in this direction, figured I would check it out.

>>8467257
Interesting name. So, what's the deal here?

>>8467258
Jeez, what's wrong with you? Take a pill or something.

>>8467264
No need to be so formal. I think it's obvious I'm not exactly a fancypants.

>>8467265
Vinyl Scratch, nice to meet ya.

>>8467272
I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

>>8467275
Like I said, some dude next door pointed me here. Normally I wouldn't care but I got curious.

>>8467290
And so am I. Neat.
>>
It would be nice if some of you could arrange a funeral for Dimitri...

-Dimitri
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>>8467366
Next door? What do you mean by that?
>She tilts her head a little, eyes focused on her still.
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>>8467365
>The magician was too busy emptying out her latest meal into a nearby trash bin
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>>8467365
Jack Bots, don't leave anything left
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>>8467293
>She fashions a makeshift shrine out of things nearby, before sinking to her knees in prayer.
>>8467366
Do I look like one, either? Not with eye-bags like these. But I've been taught for a long time to be respectful to others.
...Erhm. Sorry if it bothers you, it's a bit unconcious by this point.
>>8467365
Excuse me, ma'am?
>CLONG.
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>>8467365
And more sex. Because fuck it. At least one of you's still getting work done.
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You used to text me on your cellphone...
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>>8467366
So you are our neighbor.
Nice hair you have there.
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>>8467366
And what's wrong with you? entering places without permission, want me to call the police?
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>>8467415
>The skeleton rambles to Len. He still seems friendly enough, even if he doesn't make sense sometimes.
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>>8467396
Did you just fucking clong my wife?
Kill yourself.
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>>8467293
I did not want to be any of that at all!

>>8467366
Well, erm...how should I put this?
>Muffet sits down on a conveniently-placed, plush chair behind her.
...We tend to brutally murder each other in various ways, all for the vain pursuit of glory.

>>8467415
You pick it up, dearie. I cannot risk getting my blouse stained.
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>>8467355
Tonight's been fine for me, been removing Kebab from the motherland all day. Now is break time, even I have breaks from my job.
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>>8467415
I thought I told you last time that I can't trust you as far as I can throw Super Morphbot, get out of here
>>
>>8467418
BABY COME BACK

YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!
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>>8467415
A good question, not suited for minds such as mine.
>>8467453
I do what I must, sir. my apologies.
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>>8467415
W-Was this the knife that I was struck by earlier?
>>
>>8467418
I'm sorry... I let myself go. Can you forgive me? Can we go back to how it was?
>>
>>8467380
Uh... the bone zone, y'know? I work there, as a DJ.

>>8467396
Hey, no problem. Just saying you don't have to.

>>8467434
Thanks, yours is pretty sweet too!

>>8467437
This is a public place, genius. You can't do anything.

>>8467456
...huh.
>She sits down on a similar chair.
So, uh... I guess you're pretty good at it, if you're still alive.
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>>8467366
Huh, that's where you came from? You look a little young to be in a place like that...
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>>8467466
Don't complain about free pussy. Your pasty ass could use it.
>>8467418
Fuck off, I'm hosting here.
>>8467415
Now this is way better.
>>
I want to fuck Rika, Tejina, Hiita, Mizore, Ramlethal, Squigly, Ophis, Tiny Snek, Ahri, Suz, Helevu, Blake, Len, Neo, Yuno, Yagyuu, and Mirai.
>>
>>8467502
But there isn't a bone zone next door.

>Music stops
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>>8467508
Excuse me sir? Could you kindly tell me as to why you decided to come to this place?
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>>8467502
>Ahri looks more confused.
The... What? Bone zone? You mean skeletons?
>She goes pale.
...Is.. Karthus there?

>pic vaguely related.
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>>8467502
Well, that is but the thing: you do not ever really die here.
>Muffet sighs.
No, I haven't the slightest idea how that works.

>>8467508
First the knife, and now these? My my...

>>8467524
Ah! I've been avoided for once! Such welcome relief!
>>
>>8467532
>Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
>>
>>8467309
...Well, whatever it may be, you may ask!
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>>8467524
Charming.
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>>8467508
Well I'm already bored of you both. Plus there isn't even any good games, what a waste of time
>>
>>8467524
>Not here
>>
>>8467524
>Tiny Snek
If it were not for the laws of the land, I would have killed you.
>>
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>>8467502
This is my place, and I can destroy it any second now
>She takes out the trumpet of the apocalypse
Say something dumb and i'll use it
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>>8467524
Stay the fuck away from Mirai, asshole.
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>>8467508
Fuck, the Scissorman attacked while I was distracted getting food.
>>
Rin please forgive your senpai. Things didn't have to be this way. It's all everyone else's fault except mine.
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>>8467508
Finally something to do. I could kick anyone's ass at capsule tag. I should know I made it
>>
>>8467502
Thanks.
>>
>>8467589
ngnnngg fuck i love when you blow me...
how about a little tongue this time?

>trumpet of the apocalypse
>>
>>8467473
You can blame some things on me but not all.

>>8467492
Sure, let's do it.

>>8467508
Peasants should respect legends and keep their mouth shut, please tyvm.
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>>8467502
It's, uh. Manner of habit. I'm not particularly used to talking to anyone in general, so.... Ahem. Buy why, if I ask, are you here?
>>
>>8467505
Uh, yeah, I'm not. Also, rude.

>>8467532
Yes there is. I was just there.

>>8467543
No, no, it's a metaphor or something. The sex place.

>>8467560
Okay, so this is weirding me out already. I'm already choosing to ignore the fact that I'm talking to a giant spider.

>>8467524
Nice.

>>8467589
Something dumb.

>>8467612
No problem. You got a name?

>>8467622
I dunno. Sightseeing, I guess.
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>>8467524
>Looks over the list.
>She chortles, giving anon a teasing wink before she reads Suz.
>The fox looks displeased.
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>>8467635
Call me Takane.
Yourself?
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>>8467620
You're an obnoxious nuiscance, not a legend, save it until I'm done hosting you pretentious self-serving cunt.
>>8467602
Well, this is just going to take a while.
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>>8467635
YOU M-... ok I admit it, that's fucking clever
>>
>>8467635
No, Look,

>points to the place next door to HG.
>Where the bone zone should be is ERP

Now you convinced?
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>>8467571
I have a slight problem that only occurs as I perform my tricks, I have a severe case of s-stage fright. I can't even look at cardboard cutouts of people; every time I look someone in the eyes during a magic trick I end up hyperventilating and vomiting everywhere.

I was wondering if maybe you had any advice of tricks that may help me out in the near future?

>>8467602
Why does this keep happening to me? First a knife and now a pair of scissors!
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>>8467635
There aren't many sights to see here, I would think.

...Unless you're interested in bloodshed, that is.
>>8467671
I deserve this....
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>>8467462
I understand comrade. A good break can do wonders to you when you have been out there for a while
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>>8467635
>She nods.
I see... I can't say I've been there though. I'm sorry.
... Also that's just Muffet. Her being a spider isn't anything weird.
>Ahri's tails sway back and forth idly.
I'm Ahri, and it's a pleasure to meet you. You're allowed to stay if you want. We're... not the most busy right now.
>>
PLEASE RESPOND!
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>>8467671
It sure is quiet around here. I can't tell if that's a good thing for me, or a bad thing
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>>8467635
Oh yeah? Sorry about that then, miss. I just seem to be getting worse at guessing how old people are these days. Maybe it's a part of growing old.
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>>8467602
>As Muffet is brutally disemboweled,you hear a song faintly playing in the background.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eO3ag9h7sc

>>8467635
You're not the first to question that, and I do not doubt you won't be the last. Believe me, however: there are much more bestial creatures here than I.
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>>8467702
Umm, Hi Hoshi?
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>>8467671
And why would I listen to a pathetic little host that hosted less than fifty games? You're not even worth talking to, and you definitely shouldn't be using that tone to speak to me. I've done ten times the things you ever did for this community, try being a little grateful.
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>>8467635
I can help you find that damned place. I will do it free since I don't want you people maybe fucking up this place again...
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>>8467719
Why should I be grateful for someone that does nothing but shitpost and stir up crap?
And this makes my 54th.
>>8467671
You see, THIS is the pussy you should've been worried about.
>>
>unirnically replying to rin
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>>8467719
>I've done ten times the things you ever did for this community
And almost all of them worked towards making this place worse.
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>>8467685
Perhaps practicing eye contact would be a start for the nervous, such as yourself. Before performing, you would learn how to do it before doing other tasks along with it! I remember a wonderful trick I learned from one of my socially adept classmates, they stand two people face to face, hold a notebook in between their faces, and when the notebook is lifted, they must stare into their eyes for 5 seconds! The first person to look away... well, they must buy the "winner" a treat.

I would help you take practice this exercise... however, I must forfeit my invisibility momentarily...
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>>8467693
Indeed, I'm already starting to feel less exhausted. Is there probably gonna be anymore games tonight?
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>went to do some other stuff
>dead when back
>AFK buff is a lie.
>>8467635
Vinyl... I haven't heard that name before.
You new around here?
>forgot to respond.
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>>8467746
Owww.... right at the end...
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>>8467750
I'm an autist that takes things literally.
>>8467746
Do not fuck the loli.
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>>8467791
>>8467746
There can be only one super genius in this world and that title belongs to me.
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>>8467746
You have no idea what I do behind the scenes, the amount of coding I do, or which games I host. How about you shut your pretentious mouth instead and learn a little before you start throwing tantrums?

>>8467750
>unirnically
Buy a dictionary.

>>8467754
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, just plain wrong. Study up on your HG lore a bit before throwing around wild accusations. Find out which characters I play, and which games I host. You'd be surprised.
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>>8467662
Vinyl.

>>8467673
Yep, that sounds like me.

>>8467678
I called ERP the bone zone. It was a joke.

>>8467691
Not really, honestly. But at least some interesting people are here.

>>8467701
Ahri. Cool. I'm Vinyl.
>She grabs Ahri's hand and shakes it.
And this place does seem comfy when people aren't killing.

>>8467704
Maybe, yeah. Don't stick your nose into my personal preferences.

>>8467713
Oh boy, can't wait to meet them.

>>8467734
What a charmer.

>>8467789
Yep, new as can be.

Aaaaand suddenly something came up and I have to go.
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>>8467765
I hope so, if we are lucky we might get another one come by in the next few minutes after this one is done.
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>>8467810
Super genius is really stretching it in your case
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>>8467820
>Find out which characters I play, and which games I host.
I don't give a shit about what anime girls you CJ with, but what games do you host?
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>>8467828
They're quite the characters, I assure you. Toodles! Ahuhuhu~!
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>>8467845
He doesn't.
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>>8467764
What a great idea! I will have to try that with Assistant-kun next time I see him again. If you must depart then I bid you farewell and thank you for the advice!
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>>8467820
And the one thing I share in common with you is that neither of us gives a shit about the other.

And all I see you do is ERP with Kamina in these very threads
>>8467801
Oh, now that's just fucked up.
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>>8467828
>he snatches the back of your collar and throws back into ERP
Please don't return
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>>8467845
His cancer games. That's it.
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>>8467828
>The kitsune smiles.

That's mostly just for the games. Outside of them, everyone is pretty calm, for the most part.
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>>8467713
>Suddenly, a louder theme starts playing as another tribute approaches the thread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9pqAQ1hoQpY
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>>8467856
>A white rose appears in midair and sticks on your hat

May the wind carry you to sweeter lands, my lady. May we meet again!
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>>8467828
Now who are you? and why are you coming here?
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>>8467828
Uh... bye, I guess.
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>>8467828
Yeesh, alright. Then let's just kill some time until the next match starts then.

The name's Alvin.
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>>8467845
>anime girls
Another baseless assumption. Keep stacking them up, please.

>>8467855
Wrong.
>>8467867
Wrong.

>>8467860
You don't give a shit, but should care because of all I've done. I care about each and every one here, even if none of you deserve my praise. Keep your head in the clouds, maybe one day you'll see what life here would be like without me.
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>>8467828
Goodbye.
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>>8467828
At the least, you haven't seemed to've ran in to anyone...violent, yet. But I can't really dispute that, either.
>She offers another bow.
I am Fluorette, just a pilgrim of sorts.
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>>8467880
>Elise screams, not knowing whats happening
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>>8467898
>what life would be like
You tried to get rid of the one thing keeping the threads alive.
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>>8467860
: /
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>>8467862
Wait

>Comes in between the two.

Calm down guys calm down. No one needs to get hurt.
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>>8467898
>Avoiding my question
Thanks for proving literally all of us right, you meme.
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>>8467898
Sure you do, that's why all you actually do is shitpost and attention whore.

We were good for the longass time I never saw you post.
>>8467860
The child-killer sleeps like a baby.
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>>8467880
Gah! Quel bruit horrible!
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>>8467915
>The song only plays louder. Meaning that everyone's pretty much screwed

>France, has joined the battle
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>>8467883
We will! Take care good sir!
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Never mind, false alarm.

>>8467853
I guess this place attracts the kind of people that'll kill for glory.

>>8467862
Hey, screw you, dude! What's the matter?

>>8467871
Hey, that's nice. It's cool finding a place to hang out without having to get naked and suck some stranger off.

>>8467886
Vinyl, and because I wanna.

>>8467895
The name's Vinyl.

>>8467905
>She returns the bow somewhat mockingly.
Vinyl, DJ. And I'm glad I haven't.
>>
>post yfw Rin's life is so pathetic he comes to /trash/ to vent about it
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>>8467947
Some people/avas are just a bit touchy about ERP.
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>>8467947
As was the feeling I had.
>She smiles, not seeming bothered by the mocking gesture.
And...it is sort of...inevitable. I hope you know how to defend yourself.
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>>8467922
>tried to
Succeeded for 2 whole months, better than anyone else ever did. Now, his board is mine as well.

>>8467928
>implying I'll tell you so you can shitpost them because of a personal grudge against one of my avatars
Nice try.

>>8467940
>the longass time I never saw you post
Proof that I have many other avatars with which I make these threads flourish. I only use Rin when I feel like I deserve some praise for my continuous efforts into keeping HG a clean and healthy place.
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>>8467947
>Ahri looks a little uncomfortable at her words.
They... make you do that? I thought you played music for them? ... That is what you said before, yes?
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>>8467947
That almost sounds like that streamer with the mushroom icon, but meh. I never saw you here, where do you come from?
>she thinks "if I keep asking boring questions, she might get bored of me and leave me alone"
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>>8467985
>>implying I'll tell you so you can shitpost them because of a personal grudge against one of my avatars
Whoa, nigga. Don't put me on the same level as you. I'm not autistic enough to do something like that.
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>>8467943
I thought you were the kind to run away.
>>8467947
Oh, you're still here. Good, I guess.
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>>8467985
>implying
He was just lurking. You failed the only thing you've tried to do.
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>>8467940
I'm pretty sure that all three of you are some sort of monster or another.
>>8467985
You have your discord for that. Fuck off to it.
At least Hoshi shut the fuck up when a hosting host asked him to.
>>
>>8467943
Umm, that doesn't sound good.
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>>8467924
Yes sir...
>>8467947
>lets her go and has her drop due to Blyatman's interference
I said I was gonna help you get there
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>>8467943
>Elise is still screaming
Someone help!
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>>8468010
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>>8467947
Vinyl, huh? Pretty unique name, I gotta say. If you don't mind my asking, you're here to fight, right? What's your weapon of choice?
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>>8468022
Are we all just one three headed monster? Am I stuck with a cross dressing eggman and a broken freak forever! Fuck these games are hell
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>>8467978
Screw 'em.

>>8467979
Huh. That's comforting. I'm sure I'll do fine.

>>8468004
Well, they don't make you, but it's kind of a faux pas if you don't get down and dirty. Though during my sets, I'm focused on the music.

>>8468006
I'm from Equestria, but I came here from next door.

>>8468016
Yay.

>>8468031
Get lost, I can handle myself.

>>8468038
Uh... Don't have one!
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>>8467947
Not necessarily, dearie. You'd be surprised at how even the most innocent or gentle creatures are here as well.
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>>8468031
Okay, everything seems to be oka-

>>8467943
>Suddenly, Blyatman picks up on the loud anthem playing and to his horror, realizes what's going on.

The French have arrived.
>>
>best girl is on the thread
Kill me lads, I cant handle this anymore.
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>>8468063
Next door? the prostitute thread?
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>>8468058
>>8468063
Post more Flipping off pics
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>>8468063
Da cyka.
>he walks away form her muttering,"Should have left that door close blin." under his breath
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>>8468063
I had a knife pointed at my throat just yesterday...but at least this place just makes the fatal a setback.
...I'm rambling now, aren't I?
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>>8468010
Right, sorry. I thought you were capable of logical thought there for a second, but you're clearly beneath me. Thanks for the reminder.

>>8468019
Sorry Hoshi's friend, but that's wrong.
>pic relaterino'd

>>8468022
At least the people on discord have the brain capacity to realize when I'm fucking with them :3c
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>>8468033
>pulls on the drills and rapes
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>>8468033
I don't know what to do! Have you tried plugging your ears?!
>Ahri pats the girl on the shoulder, wearing specially designed ear muffs to try and block the blaring anthem.

>>8468063
>The fur of her tails stands on end.
Really, I think you're better off... There's no fun in just... getting into the thick of things. It's far more fun to tease, to drive them crazy and have them begging for more.
>She smirks, relaxing a little.
That's what I think anyway.
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>>8467943
Fogot image
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>>8468090
We know anon, Blaytman is just too much.
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>>8468058
Language. I'm the only one allowed to fucking swear here.
>>8468099
Oh boy, this is absolutely proving you give a shit about hosts.
>>8468022
Well, at least this fiasco'll be over soon.
>>
>>8468097
>>8468063
>Suddenly the anon holds both at gunpoint.

Apologize or I shoot here>>8468033
>Grabs Elise and holds her at gunpoint.
>>
>>8468099
Are you implying shitposting someone's games because you don't like them is logical and the right thing to do? Because that's what it sounds like.
>inb4 you avoid this question
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>>8468099
Mfw I lied.
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>>8468075
So I'm just surrounded by murderous psychopaths in general, huh?

>>8468092
I wouldn't call it that, but yeah, I guess.

>>8468098
Only kinda.

>>8468112
Man, you're a sadist. I'd love to see what you'd do to the poor guys there.

>>8468097
>>8468136
Sorry? Psycho.
>>
>>8468110
Go to jail
Do not pass GO
Do not collect 200$
>>8468112
>Elise plugs her ears, It only helps slightly
>>8468136
>Elise tries hitting the anon, but it doesn't help at all.
>>
>>8468116
>>8468016
>For a moment, the country seems to get angry, but then regains its composure. Readying to kill all in its path.
>>
ohohoh une baguette
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>>8468136
>uses a wormhole to warp Elise away to safety, then fires rockets at anon through said wormhole
If there is something I don't approve, it is bullying.
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>>8468134
This guy and his traps.
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>>8468134
Not about today's hosts lmao

>>8468139
I was fucking around, but to answer your question seriously; Have you looked at today's hosts and their events, Absolutely laughable. So yes, shitposting someone's games gives them a motive to improve rather than hugboxing and jerking each other off about how you wrote at least 5 events last week, and only 3 of them involved rape.

>>8468141
Mfw so did I when I told you you were getting hga back
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>>8468063
That so? You might have a rough time here then...

>He pulls a greatsword from his back with one hand and a pulls out a pistol with the other

Because this is just a taste of what you'll be up against.
>He holsters the weapons again
Sure you want to test your skills here?
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>>8468192
>hga
>Relevant
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>>8468134
Finally let's get this thing over with. It doesn't matter if I live anymore Dragon Balls will fix that but there's a war out there and I'm not saying here much longer
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>>8468190
BULMA HAS BEEN D E L E T E D
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>>8468143
>Ahri chortles.
If I was bold enough to risk it... But I do have my ways to keep them at bay... Tempting, but I'll pass...

>>8468156
>Ahri hugs the girl from behind in an attempt to comfort her. Her tails come around, trying to cover her human ears.
>It helps a little more.
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>>8468143
Only while you're in the Arena. Outside, where we are now, is actually quite pleasant most of the time. I do hope you enjoy it.
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>>8468192
Then fuck off.

>>8468201
>>8468201
>>8468201
NEXT
>>
Raise your hand if you want to fuck elise.
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>>8468223
>>
>>8468185
>it was a hologram.
>Suddenly bashes a baseball bat into the back of Mareks skull, knocking him out.
>Elise is still a hostage.
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>>8468243
>warps out just before the bat hits him
>throws a giant punch towards anon's face
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