ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite hangout sp

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>>8465353
with sylvie!

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>>8465324
No one did thankfully!
>>8465334
Uh how about Verdanturf?
>>8465353
Alola is super nice!

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>>8465353
With Zorro

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>>8465353
Odale.

>>8465278
Trying to win contests. Battleing gets my pokemon all dirty and that's gross.

im gay

>>8465389
>roll to splash pantpants with mud

>>8465389
PANTS

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>>8465353
I really like the library.

>>8465406
Are ya?

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>>8465353
The beach, bro. Like, it's gotta be the beach.

>>8465406
same

>>8465406
same
>>8465379
aight
ill be there in like
idk probably not long
youre looking for the blonde dude with shades
red suit
ridiculously hot
>>8465432
which one man

>>8465432
go back to your shitty md hell

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>>8465383
awww Really?
>kissu pinkdog

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>>8465357
>>8465383
BUT.... HOW ARE THOSE PLACES?

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>>8465389
You're weird, Ruby. I see why Sapphire is so weird now too.
>>8465441
Oh geez I'm swooning already.
Nope that's my asthma.
Better try harder, hahaha.

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>>8465353
Roosting on something larger than me's.

>>8465272
>hug/ride the lobster
>try to keep wings o' doom from Shelldon
>...unless they're into that.
>note to self, find out if lobsters are into that.

Warn me's if I'm gettin' too tight or somethin'. You see anythin'? I's got nothin' but nothin'.

>>8465406
i'm not

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>>8465460
>Peeks in from the ceiling, giggling madly.
>hovers over Nebby.

>>8465498
>hiss at the straight

>>8465498
>ree at the straight

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>>8465441
There's a nice spot, like, outside of Hau'Oli City I used to go to. Long hours of surfing, bro. Loved it.

>>8465508
>>8465513
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>straght anon, flies away having straight toughts about having heterosexual relashionships

>>8465490
*>try to keep the wings o' doom from choaking the Shelldon

>>8465525
shoo
go away

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>>8465458
Yes really
>kissu phox

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>>8465498
>>8465530
>str8
ew
begone from my land
>throws gay salt at the anon
>>8465478
ouch
you wound me man
cough cough
look what you did
im dying
cough
at least
the lasr thing i saw
was a cutie
>>8465525
nice
aether paradise didnt really like
have good beaches
ill have to go check it out

>>8465563
you missed gay man
>flying str8anon shoots hetero beams from his eyes

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>>8465563
Oh dude hey. Are you here to curse me with your champ curse?
Bite my neck and make sure I can't hit anything ever?
Hahaha. What kinda pizza do you like?
>>8465584
Bad.
>Spray with hose.

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>>8465490
You are fine.
...
>Roll for amount of furniture in store's back room

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>>8465460
It is with sylvie! it is always my favorite!

>>8465505
ghost?

>>8465549
hehe...

What did you do today?

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>panicked squawking

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>>8465637
Relax relax. We aren't going to eat you.
>Pet the angery Toucan.
Can you talk?

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>>8465622
>22
...Dat's a lotta interior decor. Wanna grab some stuff for the lake while we's here? Gotta be a few lawn chairs anna grill somewhere.

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>>8465624
>Puts his finger on his lips and shushes.
>Dangles a bag in his other hand.

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>>8465584
ouch
you little shit
>gay water hand grenade: go
>>8465592
that depends
is biting your thing
heck dude any pizza works
unless youre getting anchovies or some shit
>>8465637
caw caw

>>8465592
>hit by the water
>is going down
>falls and dies exploding

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>>8465624
I trained a bit but not much else, what did you do today?

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>>8465505
....... PEW? SOMETHING FEELS OFF.
>>8465624
SIT ON SYLVIE FOR THE BEST HANGOUT POSSIBLE!

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>>8465665
UNFUCKINGBINDMESQUAWK

>>8465683
SQUAAAAAWK

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>>8465666
Sure...
>Lobster picks up decor
We really should come back with a truck or something. Get more.

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>>8465683
Dude you can't hit anything.
Hey hey a gentleman doesn't reveal his kinks on the first date!
How about just regular pepperoni?
Come on! Let's check out the desert ruins!
>>8465685
Bye!

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>>8465703
>Drops a bag, aiming for Nebby's head.

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>>8465711
If I do are you gonna attack everyone?

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>>8465734
>slahses the bag

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>>8465701
>thinks a bit....
n-nothing!

>>8465703
this is very true.

>>8465670
>visible nervousness.

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>>8465752
>Pouts.
>>8465779
>Cracks a smile at this and starts laughing.

>>8465801
>Frankie: Spell tag, apply directly to the forehead.
Shoo! Shoo!

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>>8465745
JUSTTHATGODDAMNCROWSQUAWK
ANDTHEBEARIFIFINDHIMSQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8465711
bawk bawk
>>8465730
ahahaha what
dude youre confused
red and ruby are the ones who cant hit shit
i got hone claws on metagross for a reason
pfffft ill find out eventually man
regular pepperoni it is
off to the ruins we go

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>>8465666
(Satan likes this ship. Thanks Satan)

>>8465723
Eh. We's could try to take the jeep but uh-
>Flashbacks of a Beware turning a random desert dwelling mook into cutter-grade beef
-It ain't exactly the kinda thing Ted'ud loan out.

Don' carry too much chrissakes. Lemme grab somma the big stuff.

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>>8465875
Then no. You're going to stay here until you accept that you can't run around and fight everyone.

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>>8465881
(You're welcome)
>>8465734
>Bag lands on Nebby's head
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT DARK
I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED
HELP

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>>8465866
>Screams out in agony, those things are supposed to keep ghosts away, not put on them.
>Thrashes madly, bumping into the walls.

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>>8465880
Cool! I'm having it taken to the ruins by the way.
So we should hurry up before Regirock punches the deliveryguy or something.
>Start walking.
You're like the Johto-Kanto champ right? What's that like?

>>8465900
>Frankie: pull bag off sun catte head
>this probably requires Shadow Of The Colossus style climbing ,but heck with it.

>>8465907
>I seem to have done this wrong.
>Remove tag from ghost, place on door.
OUT.

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>>8465892
..Hey, do you know if toucannons taste good?

>>8465922
>Asthma kid walks really fast apparently.

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>>8465931
What are you going to do when those tags won't save you?

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>>8465801
huh..
>>8465907
woah, whatch out
>adri dodges the crazy ghost
>>8465931
be more careful frankie
>>8465900
there is no bag anymore nebby don't worry about it

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>>8465881
...
>Hand birb a "light" piece of furniture
>Keep in mind, "light" for Shelldon
>Not for birds
You got it?

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>>8465969
Then i'll help

>>8465969
Shaddup and let me concentrate.
>>8465972
On it!
>Frankie: not on it.

>Continuing to try to remove bag from catte and tag from ghoste

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>>8465931
Jerk!
>Floats through the ceiling again.
Just wanted to mess around a bit for a laugh.

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>>8465979
thunk.mp4
>[HEAVY BREATHING]
>[NOT THE SUGGESTIVE KIND]
Yep - HHHHNG - got it. Don worry 'bout a tthHHHN-ing amico. I gotcha.

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>>8465922
>Follow the Wally
kinda boring desu
like
theres been no challengers
nobodys even collecting the badges right now so i get to chill
have the gym leaders call me up if someones close to getting their last badge and what not
its not as exciting as people like to think

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>>8466033
>Toot toot
>Psychic suggestion: drop the thing and do suggestive breathing instead

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>>8465931
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEWMAN HELP HELP PEWMAN ITS THE BAGS ITS THE BAAAAAGS
>>8465972
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS STILL THERE
>>8466010
THANK PEW
>Nebby is shaking a bit

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>>8465892
>further attempts at breaking off the ropes
>nothing below success dubs will work
SQUAAAAAAAAAWK

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>>8465993
I'm not worried.

>>8466010
K.
>chuckles

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>>8466098
>shiny distracts with lazer pointer on carpet

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>>8466098
>pet the big catte
Don't worry nebby, if any bag appears i'll take care of it

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>>8466047
I could always run through there and get the badges and kick your butt if you want?
Hahaha.
Betcha I can get through there faster than most people! Except maybe...
>Shrug.
Nah.
What do you do besides prowl for hot guys?

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>>8465132
>The Umbreon's concentration breaks from the clattering keyboard sounds, so he decides to go investigate what Chris is up to, and walks to his room, standing in the doorway as he peers at his owner.
Hey there Chris, what're you doing?

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>>8465948
No clue.
>>8466135
>Stitches: Be the ghost.
>Roll to scare.
If you don't stop being an asshole I'll shove your beak so far up your cloaca you'll be able to squawk all your kinks.

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>>8466136
A ghost-type not worried about dark types, you are either overly confident or overly stupid, those two not that far apart from one another

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>>8466148
THANK PEW
>>8466141
I GOT IT
ILL PROTECT PEW GUYS FROM THE DOT FIEND
>NEBBY SHAKILY GETS TO HIS FEET AND STALKS AFTER THE DOT

>>8466033
...
You sure?
You are breathing...Rather heavily.
-Shelldon

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>>8466180
...
>Sweat™

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>>8466196
no, problem nebby
>>8466141
>whispers
be careful not to point at anyone with that thing

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>>8466270
I won't point at anyone... after one more thing
>>8466196
>shift laser pointer from carpet to Cat things paw

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>>8466212
>[SOUNDS REMINISCENT OF A '74 IMPALA AT THE BOTTOM OF LAKE LAS VEGAS]
...Yep. No prob carina.

>>8466070
>try to make breathing seductive without dropping furnature
>end up making tonton noises

>>8466177
>Chris swivels the chair around to face Lune
Oh hey bud I'm just getting some work done, did you need something?

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>>8466180
SQUAAAAAAAAA?
>Fearful angery
>No more escape attempts

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>>8466227
>Smile.
>>8466357
Friends?
If you promise not to start any fights I'll untie you.

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>>8466307
That''s good, the we don't need more injured people here
>looks at her bandaged shoulder
Two is already enough
>pets shiny

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>>8466152
idk man i dont think you can beat me
no losses so far
you gonna change that dude
i mean
real easy to be faster than most people when youre the only one
>He gets an eyebrow raise at the shrug, but Dave doesn't comment on it
uhhh
y'know
thats a good question
lessee....
games mostly
when klinks is up for it we try to make remixes
hes been kinda down since his time travel shit broke though so rip our music career

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>>8466311
>Dying animal noises
...
You are not okay.
>Help birb carry furniture, before hollow bones break

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>>8466307
IVE CAUGHT YOU NOW DOT FIEND
>NEBBY SMACKS HIS OWN PAW WITH THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY GOD
OWWWWW
FRANKIE PEWMAN
THE DOT ATTACKED ME
GET YOURSELF TO SAFETY

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>>8466311
>>8466447
>That's not how we seductive
>Quick, fix the situation
>Pose sexily on the furniture he's carrying

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>>8466399
Heck maybe I'll give it a try. We'll see.
>They arrive at the ruins.
>Roll for if the pizza guy didn't get eaten by Trapinches.
Dude like music? That's so cool! Heck I could put some money to getting you some turntables or something.
DJ Dave and ... Whats Up Wally?
>Laugh.
I don't think I'm cut out for the music business.

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>>8466449
>move lazer pointer up the cats arm

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>>8466447
Uh. T-tanks.

>grab significantly less heavy rug
>hide beneath smaller than normal featherdora in shame

>>8466473
>roll to preform Jojo-esq poses on furniture, sparkles and all
>Yare Yare Daze

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>>8466388
>Incoherent squawking rapidly going down in intensity
...
FINE

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>>8466315
>Lune grows puzzled.
Work? What kind of work do you do?

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>>8466388
.....
>Sweating intensifies
>God damn he spooky
>And cute
>What did bonehead ever do to get such a great husband
G-good job, hun.

>>8466505
So, uh, you have a name?

>>8466497
>no no to the JoJo
>you just look like a weird tool dry humping the air
>and being a nuisance
>You're next line will be: Fug.

Fug.

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>>8466505
>Start untying him.
Okay. And if you break our promise...
>Pull the ropes free.
I'm turning you into a feather rug.
>>8466520
Thank you.

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>>8466475
ive got turn tables man
klinklangs can do it if youre creative and its up for it
aw dude just like
start out with dubstep or some shit
dj wa11y?
idk man

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>>8466497
...
What are you doing?
You look silly.
>Seduction attempt: failed

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>>8466497
>>8466574
>Oh shit, you can still fix this
>Dance

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>>8466565
Either way that's pretty cool. You have any mixtapes?
>Grab pizza box.
>Roll for if there's any pizza left.
Dude I'd probably have an asthma attack in the middle of recording anyway. Not cut out for it.

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>>8466480
PEW WON'T GET ME, DOT FIEND
>NEBBY BITES HIS ARM
AAAAAAAAAA
THE DOT IS STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT
RUN EVERYONE

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>>8466574
>>8466522
Uh. Back problems. Calisthenics. Ahem.

>drag rug
>can't even tip featherdora

>>8466618
...That sounds like a 'orrible idea voice in mah head.

>>8466514
I handle cyber security for various businesses in the city, decided to ask to work from home since you're here now. Didn't want you to have to be alone for 8 hours almost every day

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>>8466636
>shift Lazer pointer up to Nebbys nose

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>>8466636
...
i'll take care of the dot
DOT DOT GO AWAY, WITH MY SPELL NEBBY WILL GO OKAY
>she put her hand in front of the shiny's pointer
there i dealt with it
>motions shiny to stop before it gets worse

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>>8466626
uhh i think i got a few lying around somewhere
might be in blazikens little bag
or metagross's mouth
not sure
ooo sweet pizza
>grab a slice
up to you man
can always figure something out
maybe like
computer based or some shit

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>>8466645
...
>Confused look
They looked really silly.

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>>8466670
Ah, you didn't have to do that.
I'm kinda used to being alone, so I could've waited for you.

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>>8466645
>Nonsense
>Just do this dance
>Guaranteed to win him over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ueJ4-lTa1s

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>>8466520
MAX
THE MAD

>>8466536
>Angery wing unfurling

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>>8466770
Pff you put stuff in your pokemon's mouth?
>Hand him the pizza box.
C'mon, dude.
>Head over to one of the rock walls and thump on it.
>Secret Base discovered!
>Wally heads on in.
Coming?

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>>8466795
...Silly inna good way?
>he says dragging a formally $100 rug to the do- Ex-Door

>>8466837
... I's ridin' high off that Moxie but it takes a whole diffren' high for that.

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>>8466677
..... GUYS.... I CAN'T FIND THE DOT
>>8466680
THANK PEW
YOU HAVE SLAIN THE DOT
YOU HAVE SAVED ME

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>>8466645
>>8466574
>>8466536
>>8466520
>>8466505
>Bear enters the room,
...Hey. How is everyone?
...Uh, is that who I think it is?

>>8466832
>Chris chuckles a bit
No no it's fine, working from home is more relaxing than being stuck in an office all day anyways.
>glances at the clock on the wall
It's about time for dinner, you have anything in mind you'd want me to make?

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>>8466859
Nice to meet you Max.
>>8466932
Yep!
>Preemptive rug ideas.

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>>8466905
no problem pew, it's all on a day's of work
>adri goes backwards and takes the pointer from shiny

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>>8466882
i mean
he doesnt give a fuck and its not like he eats anyway
yeah dude
im coming
>follow wally
so like
this one of those hoenn magic clubhouse things

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>>8466932
YYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Visible angery
>But still not murderously angery

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>>8466859
'Kay, Jay.
I'm Bones.

>>8466932
Hi Ted.
..I have no idea?

>>8467002
Cool it.

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>>8467002
Looks like someone needs a chill pill!
>Chucks a KFC large drink cup filled with ice cubes at toucannon before running off and hiding

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>>8467002
>Stroke birb gently

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>>8466933
W-Well...
Cake would be nice if you know how to make it.

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>>8467015
>Angery at 75% percent

>>8467020
>Angery at 90%
>The ice evaporates quickly

>>8467060
>Angery at 60%

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>>8467002
>...Heavy bear sigh.
...Look, I know I probably can't apologize for what I did to your trainer, but...
...
>Bear groan.

>>8467020
...H-hey, wait, are you one of those KFC guys? I'd like to place an...
>Cue looking to the two birbs in the room
...Order... uh, are you two gonna be all right with the idea of eating chicken?

>>8467096
>throws brick

>>8467113
>throws brock

>>8466900
Uh...No. It looked rather ridiculous.
Although, you are cute anyways...
>Drag furniture back to gay ghost keep
-Shelldon

>>8467076
A cake for dinner is a bit unorthodox but why not just this once, I'll need to go to the store and get a few things do you want to come with me?

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>>8466136
I can't wait any more!
>roll for a surprise kissu

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>>8467096
You gonna fight me again, Laserbeak? That didn't work out well last time.
>>8467101
Yeah, I'm with KFC. Don't worry, I have all the time in the world.

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>>8466986
I dunno about magic.
>Flick the lights on and off a few times.
>Flop on a pillow and plush pile.
It's comfy though. I think they're technically illegal to live in but really who cares?
Should I turn the AC on?

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>>8467134
>return home with stolen- er salvaged furniture
Uh... Thanks I guess. You too. Cute n stu-

>>8467096
-uuuuuuffffuck me running what did I do to deserve this.

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>>8467153
Uh, assuming my feathered friends are all right with it...
>>8467176
>>8467096
>The bear shoots a look at Clancy (his actual feathered friend) and Max (his probably-not-going-to-be-a-friend-ever)
...I'd like to place an order for one of those 'family meal' deals, with the bucket of chicken, the sides, et cetera?

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With the exception of yesterday i feel that here is pretty nice
The pain is bearable so i think i'll get better soon
My shoulder might look a bit fucked up, now i hope that if i get a scar from that it doesn't look that ugly looking
There isn't much men who likes women with scars

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>>8467243
Omnivore. Gimme somma the wedges on the side.

>shuffle in front of Max Max's line-of-sight to Shelldon

...On more important matters, why is da bazookabird in the castle?

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>>8467142
Of course, with you and me together, buying that stuff will be a cakewalk!
Why would it be un- un... that word you said though?

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>>8467143
Where you trying to kiss me just then?

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(zorro player, Sorry i haven't been into the rp lately, RL stuff came up and is kicking my ass. I will try my best to continue.)

>squeaking loudly at pew

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>>8467330
Your handsome face of course

>>8467298
Ah right cake's usually eaten for dessert after the main meal.
>he stands up from the chair and starts heading towards the front door
This shouldn't take too long the store's not very far from here.

>>8467359
( Frankie / Vapey player here, it's totally OK )
( If you need to go on hiatus due to RL stuff, we totally understand. )

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>>8467170
anything can be magic with the right drugs dude
>Belly flop onto the pile
nah dude im from alola
i can handle the heat
might have to like
switch out of the suit tho
wait wait wait
you mean i cant become a hobbit
what the fuck
the anarchist were right
government is shit
burn it down for the sake of ground homes

>>8467359
(its alright senpai real life comes first)

>>8467500
>Lune follows behind them, tail swishing happily, this being their first time going out together as trainer and mon.
So what do we need to get for the cake?

>>8467720
>the pair are walking along the sidewalk
Well it depends on what kind of cake you'd like, you just want a plain vanilla cake, chocolate cake or something other than that?

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>>8467630
Drugs are for squares or... Whatever.
>Whistles.
Strip strip strip! Hahaha.
...Are we gonna fight the government together?
Homos VS Unova. The ultimate battle.

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>>8467243
Mhmm... That'll be 1000 P. You're lucky I carry food with me - normally you don't order from the delivery guy.

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>>8467101
>>8467243
>Angery staring
I
do not
eat
meat

>>8467153
>Angery at 80%

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>>8467296
Sure thing.
>>8467816
>Bear nods, and pays up for the food.
>>8467824
...Uh, you can have one of the sides, then? How does mashed potatoes sound?
...Sorry.
>Bear carries the food to the dining hall (what self-respecting castle lacks one?), expecting everyone else to follow, before grabbing some plates and setting some out.
>He then assembles a plate for himself, buffet style.

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>>8467807
hahaha dude
stripping is only done with poker or never have i ever
and yes
obviously the government needs to be overthrown
replace the president with wallace or steven
theyre gay enough for it

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they passed hours interrogating me bacuse of that crazy woman, i spilled everything, and the said i was good to go
at least now it's there is a weight lifted from my conciousness

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>>8467800
Vanilla is my favorite one!
Y-You can choose something different if you want though, since you'll be the one making it.

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>>8467977
Well guess I gotta learn poker.
Dude. Wallace is like the gayest man on Earth.
He's probably taken more dicks than Siebold.
Like... Siebold and Wallace in a gay off. Whoever wins is president.
>>8467983
But you'll always have the sex in the back of your mind.

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>>8467824
...You's know onna the sides is corn right? Ain't no meat on corn.

>>8467938
Much obliged orso.

>glance at hate bird
>glance at bear
>glance at lobster
>glance at bird glancing at bear while glancing at lobster

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>>8467938
>Flap to dining hall
>Doesn't seem any less angery
>>8468041
>Attempt flying away with the corn

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>>8468039
Send him my way and we'll see how it goes.

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>>8467824
>Stick tongue out in the most mature gesture ever
>>8467938
Is that all?

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>>8468039
i'll just have to ignore it ever happen, i know it will work out
and honestly i was drunk i don't remember much anyway

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>>8467938
>Lobster sits down next to >>8468041
>Coincidentally, of course
...
>Question how to eat properly without shoveling it in with claws

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>>8468118
That should be it, thank you.

>>8468096
>Bear doesn't seem to mind the toucannon flying off with corn.

>>8468041
>>8468127
>Bear nods, then blinks.
...Need a bit of help, Shelldon?

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>>8468039
aw man
i dont know how to play poker either
guess we can get anons to send never have i ever questions or some shit
or or
dual presidency
siebold and wallace
the gayest office ever

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>>8468101
Dude I'm 100% certain Wallace can out gay you. Your outfit is way less gay than his.
>>8468122
I mean if we ever meet up I can get Gallade to erase the memory if you really want.
>>8468159
Hell. Maybe...
But seriously that would be like...
"Yes Mister President we- Oh sorry Mister President you're taking a dick over the presidential table again, yes sir."
You think they could work while getting boned?

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>>8468096
...greedy jay bah-stad

>>8468127
>hover-hand... er... wing the Shelldon in case the artillery birb comes back
>because .003 inches of feather can totes stop a fireball

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>>8468146
Uh...
>Try to grab silverware with lower claws
I'll be fine.

>>8468224
So...Where should we put the pond chairs and stuff?

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>>8468203
how does that even work?

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>>8468273
Uh, dunno. Thinkin' about diggin' out a fire pit n' stealin' soma the extra bricks from the old houses ta ring it.

If that's alright with you's I mean.

>hoverwing: descend to actual contact
>birb: stop pecking the shit out of that plate before you break it

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>>8468203
I assure you I have equally gay outfits, I just can't wear them to work. I'd rather not have my midrift burned when grease jumps from the pan, thank you.

....... yes. At the very least, one of us would be able to.

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>>8468203
welp
if any anons wanna throw in any questions im down
oh fuck
first ever president to give a speech while getting railed
yeah probably
pretty sure wallace was playing telephone while bent over a desk
siebold called me while getting fucked too so
never underestimate bottom bitches

>>8468021
Hehe vanilla's my favorite too
>They arrive at the store and Chris picks up a basket then heads down the baking aisle picking up things as he goes
Hmm so we need special cake flour, vanilla extract, baking powder, powdered sugar and butter for the frosting... Alright I think that's everything
>Satisfied with the collection of ingredients he goes up to a cashier, pays for the items, then starts on the walk home
I haven't made a cake in a while so I wonder how it will turn out?

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>>8468289
Psychic powers, duh.
>>8468359
Betcha you're too chicken to wear one to work! Bawk bawk!
Kidding. Hahaha. You should sometime!
>>8468418
Yeah why not.
>Google how to play never have I ever real quick.
...Are you a bottom?

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>>8468273
>>8468355
>Bear looks at them with interest, before wincing as the plate breaks.
Uh...
>He blinks, then gently slides one of the unused plates over to the birb.
>They were plates that survived the destruction of the town that was here before the keep was built, they were overdue to break anyways

(Somewhat slow day huh?)

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>>8468456
hahaha dude thats not how it goes
so like
youll say something "never have i ever" and then something you havent done
and if ive done it i have to remove something
then its my turn
and if youve done what i say then you remove something
i do got a bottom pref tho
rip rip time to strip
>Dave winks and wiggles out of the suit jacket
aight man
never have i ever battled ruby

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>>8468456
oh yeah i forgot that psychic types can do that, i guess if you come around, i only have two pokemon so i won't battle you
>>8468495
(yeah, i'm wasn't posting as often beacuse i was watching kr blade, still am but i'm pausing every so often)

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>>8468472
>plate survives in one of the most lawless parts of the world
>survives the destruction of one of the most lawless parts of the world
>dies to pecking
>an ignoble end for a brave piece of enamelware
Grazie. So uh, dat was the same Toucannon right? The one who's trainer yo- uh, we... fought?

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>>8468546
Hey!
>Toss jacket on ground.
Never have I ever thought about Red in a lewd way.
>>8468584
Heck if you wanna battle I'll only use two to be fair. Either way maybe sometime.

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>>8468437
I'm sure it'll be great!
Though even if you mess up, just cover it in frosting so it'll still taste good, hehe.

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>>8468456
I do have to follow health codes, but we'll see. I'd prefer not to get my restaurant inspected over my lewd choice in clothing.

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>>8468599
>Bear winces a bit at the memory. Sure, it might have been him and his actions, but that doesn't mean he isn't allowed a little guilt.
>...Even if they deserved it, he probably isn't thinking about that.
...Uh, yeah. I think so... uh, judging from his reaction to us, anyways...
...
S-so, uh, moving swiftly along, what was that about pond chairs and bricks?

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>>8468645
well shit
>There goes the waistcoat
oh no my actual shirt is visible
never have i ever...
caught a pokemon

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>>8468645
i mean, i they i just keep them around, my lilipup, i had him since he was an egg
and this klefki whe kept folowing me around stealing my keys stole one of my pokeballs and used captured itself
i guess i'll keep it

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>>8468697
Dooo it! I'll come buy everything there for a year if you do.
>>8468803
Cheater.
>Toss actual shirt on the floor.
>rip I have no shirtless Wally pics yet.
Never have I ever...
Thought about getting boned by Wally?
>>8468809
Must like you? Go ahead and keep him.
What level is your team around?

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>>8468886
well they aren't very strong, my lilipup at least isn't
i don't know the stats of the klefki yet, i didn't have the time to check yet

>>8468664
>The duo finally arrive back home and Chris sets off to the kitchen and begins preparing the cake batter. The sound of an electric mixer can be heard ever so often as he mixes together the ingredients then pours the batter into a cake pan and places it into the oven to bake
>The electric mixer can be heard once again as he prepares the frosting
Hey Lune c'mere I want you to taste this and tell me if it needs more vanilla

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>>8468736
Oh, uh. Guess you's slept through it in the Jeep. We's got ourselves a proper pond now, 'n Shelldon's movin' in down there. We's hooked up to get it fixed all pretty like.

...Hooked up in a platonic way. Totally platonic.

>he said clinging to the Shelldon like he's rooted there
>very convincing

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>>8468886
haha this is why we wear layers
....
ya caught me
>Dave makes a show of slowly untying the bowtie and sliding if off his neck
>Do shirtless Wally pics even exist outside of porn?
rip man i cant even counter with a similar question
stupid sexy alt timeline me
never have i ever lived in hoenn

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>>8469174
>>8468736
...
It could use some decoration, pretty much. Pond chairs, a fire pit, you know.
Make it more comfy.

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>>8468886
Well..... Maybe. I'll choose a quieter day for it.

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>>8469174
>>8469256
Well, I wouldn't mind helping, then.
...

...You guys don't think we could take the seats out of that jeep I drove into the wall of the keep a while back, and use them as more seating?
>Yes, it's redneck/wastelander as hell, but they're in Orre
>Might as well wasteland it up

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>>8469112
Well check then ya dingus.
>>8469249
Hahaha. Lewd, dude.
>Probably not. Might crop some decent porn if I can't find any.
Pff. Cheater.
>Toss Mega Necklace in clothes pile.
Never have I ever... Uh...
>...
Uhh... Wanted to bone a murderer?
>>8469310
Hahaha. You gotta tell me when you're gonna.

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>>8469256
>>8469351
Ay, worth a shot. Got somma the tools upstairs from when I was patchin' the hole in the door from...

...Don worry 'bout what it's from.

'Long as Shelldon ain't gots no objections. Not my pond after all.

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>>8469156
>The Dark type trots from his spot in the kitchen to Chris' side, and opens his mouth, tongue eagerly awaiting a taste of their thick sugary frosting dripping from the spatula in front of them. As it gently brushes against his tongue, Lune smacks his lips in enjoyment, taking in the rich flavor.
Mmm! That's perfect!

>>8469359
(are you gonna do stuff with wally's illness?l

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>>8469359
shit
caught me again
theres three
at least
>The actual shirt gets pulled off and tossed into the clothes pile
>He's got a lot of scars, to put it lightly. Mostly burn scars across the torso and back, one of which covering where the right nipple would be, but there's also various slash scars and an open stab going through the sternum - you could probably stick an arm through there. In addition there are piercings on the left nip and navel
aight dude
how about
never have i ever
....
shit man i cant ask any lewd questions
never have i everrrrrrrr...
>Dave worries his lip piercing while he thinks, humming and tapping his chin
... fuck.
i might have to forfeit soon
...never have i ever trained a psychic type?

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>>8469359
(i rolled a dice and well..)
let me check- WOAH, LEVEL 75!?
well, that's a strong little fella, i wonder why it started following me
>happy key jiggling
i guess i'll call you lucky

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>>8469631
>I'm playing it as asthma.
>Might have him get sicker if he gets dragged off out of Hoenn/Alola or rolls a tripsfail something.
>>8469636
...Dude.
>Resist touching.
Uh... Yeah.
>Undo belt and toss it in the clothes pile.
Never have I ever... Made music.
>Forgot to describe the shirtless Wally, probably what you wanted, whoops.
>Thin and pale, you can see his ribs easier than on most people but there's a good amount of actual muscle there too.
>Pretty obvious the dude works out just about every day.
>>8469800
>Nice.
Niiiiiiice. Lucky key, dude.

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>>8469351
That could work...
Would need to shield them from rain somehow, though.

>>8469496
Go ahead.

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>>8469496
All right!

>>8470011
...Shelldon, we're in a desert. I don't think rain will be an issue.

...The sun, however, will probably be one. So we should set up some sort of shade...

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>>8469848
well shit
time to go full cheater mode and count each piercing as a piece of clothing
>Dave tosses his belt in the pile as well
>You're fine dude, completely slipped my mind desu
never have i ever...
been in a contest

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>>8470011
>>8470053
Er... tarps mayhaps? Gotta be some tarps or canapes or something. Sue em' up, get somma dat scrap for posts, and get's us a good shade goin'.

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>>8469800
>dubs
>named the klefki lucky
>[yosha lucky intensifies]
>>8469848
yeah i guess, but he seems to be really sleepy right now, and he now he's resting on my shoulder right now

>>8469628
>Chris smiles and taps the eons nose with the spatula smearing a little frosting before withdrawing it and putting it into the sink. The oven timer softly dings notifying that the cake is ready, he retrieves it and sticks it into the freezer for a few minutes to cool before inverting it out onto a plate and using a clean spatula he begins smearing the cake all over with the pure white frosting making little peaks as he goes. Once satisfied with his work he cuts two slices putting them on a plate of their own and walks into the living room to sit on the sofa.
Alright cake for dinner, lets see how it turned out shall we?

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>>8470053
It does rain here. Well, rarely, but still.
The shade idea sounds good.

>>8470128
...
Should we cover the pond?
It would help prevent it from evaporating away.

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>>8470103
...Uhhh...
...I really can't remember.
>Kick off shoes.
I'll give you it.
Never have I ever... Man I'm running out of things...
Never have I ever become champion?
>>8470159
Well you better give him a nap. Or I'm fining you 1 billion P.
Heheh.

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>>8470128
Yea, should have something like that somewhere around here.
>Bear finishes up his plate of food with a satisfied smile.

>>8470249
...How big is the pond?

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>>8470261
HEY! That's my shtick! 1 billion P fine, right back at you, pal!

>>8470249
Eh, could give it a shot. Might be a bit hard to find mats for that and the chairs tho
(I say because I forgot how big the pond is)

>>8470276
Arright. Letsa go get this place fixed up. Ain't no point in havin' a castle without a moat.

- Clancy "Fancy" MacGoogle

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>>8470261
damn
might have to let anons ask questions
hope you like the color red dude
>The aviators are taken off and set down next to the clothing pile
>Dave squints a bit as his eyes adjust to the new lighting
aight its low blow time
never have i ever had green hair

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>>8470261
Don't worry, i'll put my little lucky fairy to sleep
>sleepy key jiggling
Good night little friend
>puts lucky the klefki on a comfortable place to sleep

>>8470276
>>8470393
...
Big enough to swim in.
So... Pretty big.
-Shelldon

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... I think I may have passed out again. At this rate Gladion and I will be on equal footing for the number of times we've randomly fallen asleep. I should really go see Colress about that.

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>>8470433
Not bad actually.
>Seriously where are all the lewd Wally pics why did I have to pick an innocent character.
>Kick off pants.
Socks and box are the only thing left.
>>8470476
Make sure you look up a good moveset, those things are strong.
>>8470544
N! Wanna start a green hair club? No fries allowed, sorry.

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>>8470206
>They blush at the touch of the spatula, gazing at their nose as they try to lick off the frosting.
H-Hey, that's not my mouth!
>Before he can complete what seemed like an impossible task in his eyes, Chris had cut some of the cake for the two of them, and was walking towards the sofa. His tiny tummy rumbling, Lune follows the sweet aroma and sits next to Chris, eating his cake with gusto.
Wow, this cake is so moist!
A-And the vanilla is so.... vanilla-y!
>The Umbreon blows a raspberry with his mouth at Chris.
Why were you so worried? This cake is stupendous!

>>8470582
>>8470433
>Forgot my question.
>Fuck me I'm too distractable.
Never have I ever... Uhh...
Worn red?
-Wally, rper has fucking add

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>>8470335
You are arguably the worst human I've ever met.
Were it not for the laws of this land, I would slaughter you.

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>>8470393
>>8470506
>Bear nods, smiling as he rises from his seat. "Sounds good. You guys up for doing this now?"

>>8470590
>Chris quickly finishes his own slice of cake
Haha like I said, it's been a while since I baked anything. I'm gonna have another slice, what about you Lune?

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>>8470582
>>8470605
>Uhhh tumblr might have lewds if you go into some of the Wally ships but outside of that idk man
>Dave sticks his tongue out at Wally, revealing another piercing and kicking off his shoes
rude
never have i ever been called wally
.... i got my pants socks and boxers still man
what point are we stopping at
if at all

>>8470544
Eat more than once a day and actually sleep

>>8470656
>cracks knuckles
>,,,,I mean. If he had them
I'm good whenever you are amico. You good for it carina conchiglia?

- Clancy "too busy complaining about Fallout 4 in the OOC Discord to rename an image" MacGoogle

Hey! Me again!
Hah, uh, I found some people that said someone that looked like my brother crossed over into Johto. Aaand my Elekid evolved!
Umm... I caught a Pidgey and got a Hitmonlee from a dojo.
No one's seen a kid with black hair, uh, usually in a blue jacket with a red shirt and blue jeans in Johto, right?

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>>8470582
Certainly. A quick question, however. A grunt asked me this and I had no answer for him; are you and I related?
>>8470826
I.... have been trying to remember to eat, yes... sleep still evades me, however. That is what I was referring to.

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>>8470772
>There's a glimmer in the Umbreon's eyes as he bolts from the sofa, his words seemingly slurred together from the rush of sugar he was experiencing.
THAT'SOKAYICANCUTIT
>Lune takes the knife in his paws and cuts an enormous slice of cake, one that was at least twice the size of his previous piece, salivating over his prize.

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>>8470809
Ehhhh... I forfeit. You're the champion of never have I ever.
>Snatch up his suit and put it on.
Snazzy.
>>8470920
Uhh...
...
Maybe...? I don't really know my real parents very well, I'm usually with my aunt and uncle.

>>8470938
>growing concerned
Lune are you okay? You're taking a long time to cut the cake.

>>8470857
have fun not getting replied

>>8471035
yay me
triple champ
suit looks nice on you dude
you considered getting one

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>>8470857
It's good to hear your Elekid evolved. That's a good sign.
I haven't left the bed much the past few days, but if I see someone's matching his description in Goldenrod I'll tell you. Can I get a name to listen for?
>>8471035
Ah, well. I can't say I know my real parents either, so it looks like we're both at a loss in this situation.
If I'm a lettuce what are you?

>>8471082
>The Umbreon doesn't reply, lost in his thoughts as he starts to scarf down an end portion of his slice, frosting covering his entire mouth and giving him the impression of having Pokerus due to its foamy appearance.

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>>8471108
(DISCORD, drink)

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>>8470826
Yea, I'm good for it.
>Bear stretches a bit, then walks out to the wrecked jeep- which is right beside where the new jeep is parked.
>...Bear has already transferred a few things over to the new jeep. You know, cosmetic stuff, like fuzzy dice.
>Because why wouldn't a fuzzy pink bear have fuzzy pink dice hanging from his jeep's mirror?

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>>8471108
Maybe. You think I could pull off a lime green suit?
Hahaha.
>>8471161
Welp I guess if we're related... Uh... Do I have to help manage Plasma?
Lime? Or a Bell Pepper?

>>8470656
>>8470826
I'm ready.
-Shelldon

>>8471176
>The mixture of curiosity and worry overcomes Chris and he gets up and goes to the kitchen only to see a greedy little moondog covered in frosting and significantly less cake than before, he leans on the doorway and smirks slightly
You know Lune if you eat too much cake it'll give you a tummy ache

>>8471161
Thank you!!
Um, Chase West, sir. If you see or hear about him please tell me!!
Thank you!!

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>>8471215
>>8471228
>Mafiabird: Become Tim Taylor
>Obtain tools
>Initiate decoration
>Do not look creepily at lobsterbando

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>>8471222
hell yeah
ive got one if you want it man
might be the wrong shade of green tho
>Snag Wally's sweater thing and wear it
watch this snag a piercing and rip it out
fugging cry the tears of a nipless man

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>>8471341
>>8471228
>Bear: join in
>Aid mainly in lifting and moving things since that's the bear's strong suit
>It's a bit difficult to get the seats out of the jeep but it's eventually done.

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>>8471282
Is there anything else I should know? It's just a Gengar with him, right?
>>8471222
Well... that depends. Are you wanting to be apart of Plasma?
A lime seems more fitting.

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>>8471341
>Bird stares at lobster a little

>>8471394
Alright...
...
Where should we put these near the pond?
Overlooking it?

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>>8471374
Maaaaaaaaaaybe.
>Flop in his lap.
I'm tired. Uh...
Mind if I ask where you got the scars and stuff from?
>>8471402
Mmm... Kinda. They are pretty cool...
Lime it is then!

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>>8471278
>Chris' voice snaps Lune out of his trance, and as he notices his trainer, the Umbreon sheepishly moves his body in front of the cake, hoping playing dumb would work for whatever flawed reasoning he was currently using.
O-Oh, h-hey there Chris. Tummy ache? H-Haha, what're you talking about? I was just uh... singing the cake a lullaby! W-With my mouth.

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>>8471440
Sounds good to me.

>use powers of being a bird.
>Hoist tarps into the air

>>8471506
>Chris laughs at Lune's attempt to hide the cake
A lullaby huh, is that why your face is all covered in frosting?

>>8471402
Uhh a Gengar and a Magby!

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>>8471504
uhhhh
>Dave starts toying with Wally's hair
hahaha uh
you know lusamine
shes my mom and uh
crazy bitch thinks curling irons are a valid form of child discipline
the slashes are just me being dum
aaaand the chest stab was from my successful suicide attempt a month or two back
0/10 would not do again

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>>8471594
Y-Yeah, you've never heard of an affectionate lullaby? They put the icing on the cake!

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>>8471635
Alright, I'll keep my eyes peeled the next time I leave the bed. Perhaps I'll have Anomalesia go look for him. I'm not certain.
>>8471504
You wouldn't have to manage regardless, unless you wanted to. There are plently of other things that can be done. I'm not going to pressure you either way, just remember to contact me if you decide you'd like to be apart of Plasma.

>>8471676
No I don't think I've ever heard of that but in any case I think you've had enough cake for one evening.
>He walks around Lune and picks up the cake plate and wraps it in cellophane before placing it into the refrigerator for safe keeping
Now what am I going to do with you, you naughty Umbreon.

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>>8471440
>>8471511
>...Help find and install some poles for those tarps to attach to.
>Bear then smiles wide as he tests out the first of the car-seat-chairs by flopping into it.
...All right, already looking pretty good!

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>>8471652
...Suicide? Hell dude...
>Hug Dave.
Uhh... Anything you need to talk about, dude?
>>8471709
Will do!!
...Would this mean I could hypothetically command Reshiram or Zekrom?