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me
>>8460545
not ghetsis
>>8460540
>Innocent Tooting as the Munna plucks his hat feathers
>Float pillow gonna make a normal pillow
>>8460537
Sir, this is Officer Fiorentini with the Cyllage City Police Department. We need to discuss sever calls placed to your phone which relate to an ongoing investgation.
Do you know a Ms. Carmen Ferric?
>>8460545
N's the least shite I know, Ghetsis can go jump off a bridge and make a trash angel on impact.
>>8460522
Yeah I remember.
Still though, it seems pretty difficult.
>>8460538
Oh...I'm level 33.
I mean, we could still fight if you want, but I probably wouldn't do very well.
>>8460519
Yes, sir. I keep my allegiance to you and not the bag/dot monsters.
>>8460538
>Zappy vs Flying.
>Bad idea.
Hm... Are you interested, Kol?
>>8460545
>half asleep birb noises
rrayif ya mean thred
>barely conscious bird noises
giovanni p. gret tho....
>>8460582
>birb is now bald
>[Dreaming In Italian]
>[About Screaming in Italian]
>>8460386
Oh, uhm, nothing too fancy, just like... hold on.
>Grab sketchbook and show him
Something like this? But uh, mostly made of metal.
Or would that not be enough..
>>8460624
>Toot: time to become the new hat
>Slurp slurp lets snoop in on those bird dreams
>>8460639
Hm... Looks good to me? Maybe set up a little base there too so we or travelers can rest?
Y'know we're helping Orre more than most of the people here do.
>>8460616
>Frankie nods.
...note to self, switch to backpacks and things strapped to belts entirely...
>Vapey giggles
This I wanna see
>>8460616
WHAT'S OUR PLAN TO TAKE OUT THE DOT + BAG MENACE
>>8460615
DID SOMEONE SAY "FIGHT"?
>>8460662
Yeah, yeah, there would be places to camp out, probably a shelter or two in case a sandstorm blows through.
..Yeah, we really are.
>>8460680
shiny is sitting on the couch out of his wheelchair at the moment
>shines a laser pointer at the doggo wheels
>>8460654
>[Dream Scream Intensifies]
>[No dreams here]
>[Just a bird-flavored inferiority complex and Kentucky Fried Doubt]
>[Also lobsters]
>>8460588
>sighs
yes, i know her
>>8460615
Probably.
>>8460664
Frankie! Is handling so many pokemon difficult?
>>8460680
We have to attack silently. If we don't they'll get us before we can get them.
And... I don't think you and Kol fighting would be a good idea.
>>8460698
Please.
>>8460616
I'll try my best.
>>8460664
>>8460680
Yeah!
As long as that Jolteon wants to...
>Nervous bug noises
>>8460714
OKAY, IF HE WANTS TO I CAN TRAIN PEW TWO.
>>8460708
GOOD THIN-
>>8460698
THERE IT IS!
I SHALL AVENGE THE FRANKIE PEWMAN
>NEBBY POUNCES ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR
>THIS IS AN 11' TALL STEEL LION SO THE WHEELCHAIR IS PROBABLY SQUISH
>>8460695
Awesome!
>Smooch that husbando.
Us, the new protectors of Orre. We're gonna need more people to help with the towers and stuff...
>>8460723
>>8460698
>watch this with amusement
>>8460698
hey shiny-
>>8460723
nebby stop
>>8460723
aww dang, my wheels got broken
guess someone will have to carry me everywhere or drag myself around till I get a new one
>>8460702
>Munna ignores everything except the lobster bit
>Psychic zooming in
>Snoop harder on the lobster stuff
>>8460742
>she shrugs
I think the giant cat is cute even though I'm sure it can kill me easily
>>8460749
if my shoulder wasn't fucked up i would carry you, shiny
>>8460749
>Frankie: get the hint
Alright, ya rascal, c'mere.
>Pick up the ribbondoggo
>Pets
>>8460758
>Vapey nods
Totally
Cute, when not KOing Frankie
>>8460735
>>8460742
DID I GET IT
>>8460743
BUT I AVENGED THE FRANKIE PEWMAN
>>8460749
PEW CAN SIT ON MY BACK
>>8460723
Um...as long as you're careful.
You seem to really like that laser...
>>8460751
>Digging attempt: Failed
>Haha, jokes on you asshole!
>I sold my soul to a doll, my feels to a shellfish, and my body to a gang that kicked me out within 4 seconds
>There's nothing left in here for you except the script for Reservoir Dogs and a few scenes from Mean Streets and Bad Lieutenant (the one from the 70's not the remake with Nick Cage)
>Hope you like Harvey Keitel movies.
>>8460728
>Kiss the qt plush
Yeah, although I'm not sure Orre really needs much protecting these days.
..Mmh, I forgot about the "you actually need people to man things" part..
>>8460771
>shiny enjoys the pets
>involuntairy leg twitch from petting
>>8460806
Still!!
Yeaaah... Hmm... If that guy with the big mouth beast didn't leave I would have asked him if he wanted to man one.
>Thinking...
I doubt Ted, Clancy, Shelldon or Miror B would... Maybe Ark?
>>8460774
You got it good
Its gone
Very very gone
>>8460821
>Side-eye Shiny
Its gone, right?
>>8460774
.. that's not it, you need to be more careful, nebby you could've hurt, shiny
>>8460821
are you okay, shiny?
>she notices the twich
d-did you just, nah i must be seeing things
>>8460822
..He left? Huh.
Ark is a possibility, maybe... maybe the toucannon? If he stops being angry long enough to talk him into it?
>>8460821
>Frankie: raise eyebrow
>This warrants investigation
>More pets, and careful watching
>>8460799
>Scripts you say?
>Slurp slurp
>Munna begins forming plans to reenact some shitty movies
>Hide self under sombrero
>Put the suggestion in bird's dreams that he go explore the castle looking thing
>Wake up bird
>>8460742
Well that sounds good at least.
>>8460774
You did.
>>8460821
>Squint.
What happened to that Regigigas?
Did he died?
Where did he go?
>>8460782
CAREFUL IS MY MIDDLE NAME
WHAT LASER
DO PEW MEAN THE DOT MASTER?
>>8460826
>>8460858
GOOD
ONE LESS DOT IN THIS WORLD
>>8460837
NO SACRIFICE NO VICTORY
>>8460847
Oop.
>Show him note and money.
He left.
Heck. We need more people.
>>8460859
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>>8460826
Whats gone?
>>8460837
I am fine
>>8460821
>Kol hovers over and perches on Shiny's back
>>8460849
So I guess you're Frankie.
You seem to be good at giving pets.
>>8460868
Oh.
Well, Kol is my first name, what's yours?
>>8460859
(his rper is asleep please stop shitposting)
>>8460850
...I's got the feeling I's was just Inception-d.
Fak it, I'm gonna go in the castle now, totally of my own free will.
>>8460874
Ay capo. A taper isn't forcing me to go here at all.
>>8460874
..Well, at least he left some things for us I suppose.
..We aren't the best at recruiting.. or retaining recruits..
bleh.
>>8460893
>Birb
>In wakshop
>Mistakes were made
>Tongs: become a projectile of trespasser smiting.
>>8460875
-.- . -.-
And to Bisharp I say you are a dork
>squeak
>>8460883
>sigh or relief
i'm glad that you are okay, don't want to see anyone get hurt, even now that i can't do anything to help right now
>looks at her shoulder
at least it will get better soon
>>8460868
if you believe in that...
>>8460883
You know
The thing
>>8460920
Oh hi Zorro
You, um... slept through the crazy last night
>>8460885
Refer to >>8460875
>smug snek
>>8460893
>SQUINT LOUDLY.
>>8460914
...Maybe throwing stuff at our recruits and hitting them and... Having sex with them isn't the best idea.
>>8460934
What thing?
>>8460914
>>8460946
>successful hit with tongs > evil brainwashing pillow tapir
...I have no idea why I'm here, what happened in the last half hour or why my accent is gone now.
So long errore marchiano.
>>8460934
yep that's me
zorro
>squeak
>>8460714
Yeah yeah!
>>8460918
you are the dork here, little snake
>>8460893
>Pay no attention to the toot behind the hat
>>8460946
>>8460914
>Try very hard to hold back a surprised toot
>>8460961
>Munna continues being a slurping hat tho
>>8460962
...
>Squint.
>>8460962
>boop the phox
You're not crazy
>>8460953
>Squints
You already know
>>8460962
are you OK?
You seem kinda bummed out
>>8460918
>>8460937
.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .--- ..- ... - / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / -... . / .-.. .. -.- . / - .... .- - / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / --. --- / -... .- -.-. -.- / .. -. - --- / ... .-.. . . .--. / -- --- -.. . .-.-.-
>>8460885
(I lurk a lot, if you need gigas just ask for him. I agree on the shitposting part, however. )
>>8460884
I'M NEBBY
>>8460964
TRAINING!!
WHAT KINDA TRAINING DO PEW WANT TO DO?
>>8460979
yep thats me zorro!
>>8460980
>>8460981
yep thats me
zorro!
>>8460915
>Not very good pets, clearly Frankie hasn't pet many bugs
Hey be careful with your petting!
My antennae are sensitive!
>>8460920
>>8460962
Hello?
>>8460964
Alright then, would you mind going easy on me?
I don't battle much...
>>8460981
Oh you mean this thing
>hold laser pointer
>>8460998
....
>stare
>point laser at Zoros forehead
>>8460998
Uh are you okay hun?
>>8460998
...
>Grab tail.
>Tug.
>>8461001
You'll do fine.
>>8460998
HELLO
DIDNT YOU WANT TO TR-
>>8461014
DIE FIEND
>NEBBY POUNCES ON ZORRO
>>8460946
It's not my fault nobody reads the sign.
If they don't want tongs hurled at them, they shouldn't come in here.
>>8460961
..You know I understood that right.
>>8461014
could you please stop, doing that shiny
>>8461014
Yes, that thing
Be careful with it
>>8461047
well darn
someone drag the ruse fox to the pokemon center i guess
>>8461032
I do now.
...Do I sound funny to you? I do not know at this time. I am of the belief my sinuses are draining.
>>8460961
...
>>8461032
Hmm... Should we go recruiting?
>>8461023
I'll try!
>>8461026
>>8461047
...Is this kind of thing normal around here?
>>8461107
>Frankie: try not to fail again at pette buggo
Welcome to the life of a Catalyst admin.
Last night my psychotic sister broke in and tried to steal my Pokemon and blow up the house.
>>8461082
..You always sound funny, but yes, a little.
Your accent is gone.
>>8461104
Probably, but I have a feeling we'll just end up getting attacked like last time..
..Do you think it's because we're ghosts?
>>8461159
And she also stabbed me on the shoulder
>>8460967
Do you have even a single fact to back up this outrageous clam?
I can scientifically prove that you a dork, a big nerd too.
>>8461159
Seriously a crazy job. Wouldn't have it any other way, honestly.
>Internally judge Frankie's buggo petting skills.
>>8461107
Kol. Would you want to try fighting Nebby sometime?
>>8461186
Yeah...
Still sorry about that
>>8461014
What are you doi-
>>8461047
Well then that was something
>>8461192
you love gengy
what make you say i'm a dork?
>>8461214
nah, it's okay, better me than any of you guys
with that swing she would probably have killed any of you guys, but since i'm a steel type it was as bad as it should be
>>8461182
...That accent is my entire identity. I have nothing now.
>do your best fleeweed impression
>engage Existential Crisis mode
>>8461192
>DBLookup 'SNIVY'
>One match found
>Registered as a nerd and a dork
It seems you are the same.
>>8461001
I can try! Where do you want to battle?
>>8461182
...Maaaaaaaybe?
>Stitches: Accidentally be that Eel.
I don't think so though. Maybe we're scary?
>>8461192
You know who is the biggest Dork
Colress and His robotic insect fetish
when I first told him to start the Genesect protect all those years ago I wanted him to use something cool and badass like a Bastiodon or something like that as a starting point
But he used some boring prehistoric bug instead because "it was the best choice to enhance with modern equipment" or some shit like that
>>8461159
>Kol hovers out of reach to get away from the attempted pets
That sounds horrible!
Did she get arrested or something?
>>8461250
Probably best to do it outside, so I can fly around a bit.
>>8461321
Okay!
>he bounces out the front door
>>8461244
..You have a pair of tongs.
See ya, I guess.
>>8461265
..I, personally, don't think so at all, but I could see how people would be intimidated when an airboat full of ghosts and strong pokemon shows up out of nowhere.
>>8461321
>>8461337
>Follow after the two pokes.
Remember this is a friendly battle, Kol. Don't worry about anything.
>>8461320
No data is found about this on my database, is there any chance you could tell me more?
>>8461345
Sooooooo... What's the plan, Dan? Do we get Ted and Shelldon to do it instead?
You think people would see a bunch of strong pokemon and... Wanna join.
>>8461320
The only way a Bastiodon would come in use is to make a toilet so your fat ass stops breaking the toilets.
>>8461337
Alright then.
>Kol follows outside and mentally prepares himself
>>8461351
Ok!
I'll try not to worry!
>>8461233
Item 1
You are so edgy it has physically manifested
Item 2
Steel types are inherently nerds
Item 3
You don't love Gengy
Only a turbonerd would have such high levels of edge combined with a complete and utter lack of taste.
>>8461246
You are a computer, literally a geek too
>>8461320
He is also a huge dork
>>8461320
>>8461356
>UNIT ONE: SNOOP
>>8461395
>UNIT ONE: APPLY BURN HEAL?
>>8461397
You can go first if you want
>>8461422
Um..ok, here we go!
>Kol uses Sonic Boom
>>8461397
>>8461422
>Mental note to get Kol Bug Buzz and some other things.
Give him a Quick Attack.
0 Atk Yanma Quick Attack vs. 80 HP / 0 Def Jolteon: 11-13 (7.4 - 8.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>8461375
...Dan?
Uh, maybe? That might work out better.
Yeah.. maybe they see ghosts and things that can snap them in half and immediately jump to "bad guys" or something. I don't know, I'm not a psych.
>>8461402
so everyone but you is an gengy is a dork?
isn't that a bit suspicious?
are you sure you aren't the dork here?
>>8461395
At least I use toilets unlike your tight ass
I feel sorry for the stick up there, its probably a diamond by this point
>>8461471
Probably... To be fair Ted could snap them in half before we could.
>>8461499
COUNTER POINT: COLRESS' "ASS" ISN'T USED AND FLAPPY LIKE YOURS
>>8461494
You've just got bad taste in men, dear
Nothing to be ashamed of
>>8461500
(Use Kol's move. Sorry about that.)
>>8461499
At least I'm full of diamonds and not shit, nerd.
>>8461518
U1 please cool the burn drive.
>>8461518
Ey Dimitri?
Wat Genisickt?
Why do we squats instead of sitting?
Do yous want snows in your assholes?
No, but Sven was squats the other day and then he shit himselfs
Sven is fags, he take so many dicks in his assholes
Ya, Sven is fags
>>8461402
Except I never denied it.
Also, I am not a computer.
I am a Porygon.
>>8461421
>Encrypt the connection to stop snooping robugs
>>8461499
I take it you are not going to tell me anything then.
>>8461534
Would you perhaps tell me more about this thing you have with your Genesect Units?
>>8461526
I'll tell you a little something
I almost dated him once.
>>8461465
>jump out of the way just in time
Prepare yourself!
>Inazuma uses Shadow Ball!
>>8461504
..That's true, but I think it's more.. the group as whole.
Just those two would work better, I imagine.
>>8461574
>almost
>almost
>almost
>almost
>almost
Close, but no tomato.
>>8461534
>COMMAND RECEIVED
>BURN DRIVE: REMOVED: PLACED IN FRIDGE
>>8461579
Uh oh.
>Kol narrowly avoids the Shadow Ball
>Sonic Boom again
>Shelldon wakes up
...
>Swims to shore, water dripping off
>Looks for the others
>>8461643
>>8461647
>Easily avoid the attack this time
You're gonna have to try harder than that!
>Shadow Ball!
>>8461636
Dear god you are wonderful snivy never stop being you
>>8461634
This is gonna be sooooooooo awesome. We're gonna be so cool!
>>8461683
Thanks, but I already know I'm the best
>>8461636
?
did i say that with an ounce of regret?
i don't think so
>>8461694
>Toot in general direction
>>8461669
>Another close dodge, good thing we did this outside where Kol can fly around
I'm trying!
>Sonic Boom
>>8461694
We're already cool though.
We have a castle and everything.
>Boop the plushbando
It is gonna be pretty fun though.
>>8461712
Yes?
>>8461722
Heck yeah!
>Smooch that bando.
Gimme a bit..
>Work on flag.
>>8461722
>>8461694
>Shelldon: wait outside wakshop
>>8461714
Owww nice hit!
>Inazuma is at 85% hp
>fling that shadow ball
>>8461738
>Borb With an Identity Crisis: Avoid eye contact
>and bludgening
>and question why almost everyone that lives in this area is within 15 feet of each other
>actually don't question that
>>8461701
Allow me to play the doubles advocate for just a moment, in an age where scumbags are a diamond dozen, finding someone like Gengy is a blessing in the skies.
We often put those scumbag guys on a petal stool like a bunch of pre Madonnas because you never think you'll get anything better, but then a great guy comes along and you all take him for granite. I ask you to mustard up all of your strength because it's a doggy dog world out there. It seems like you have a huge ship in your shoulder over all of this, and I will have zero taller ants for you talking about Gengy like that.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mothers mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.
>>8461740
>Shadow Ball hits
>Evens, Kol is still just about hanging on and returns with a Sonic Boom
>Odds, he faints and falls to the ground
>>8461738
>Hear lobster lunch.
>Go check on him.
Hey Shelldon!
What do you think of our flag?
>Show him what you have so far.
>Flag being a kind of grey and purple design.
I was thinking... Of putting your face in the middle with a big smile. What do you think?
>>8461732
>Smooch the cute plush
Alright, hun.
>Watch him work his magic
>>8461795
...
>Wave
>>8461858
It's nice...
My face?
...
I guess.
>>8461834
>hit by the sonic boom, 70% hp now
Nice you're still up!
>shadow ball again
>>8461867
>Smooch wakbone.
Hang on!
>>8461878
Hold that pose!
>Sew sew sew...
>>8461878
>tip featherdora
>....It is much smaller than I remember
>>8461905
...
>Holds pose
>>8461914
>Eyes glance at tiny hat
>>8461882
>Still dazed by the last hit, Kol is unable to dodge this Shadow Ball
>KO!
>Kol drops out of the air
>>8461829
Whatever makes you sleep at night
It's not like i never got in a relationship before, so i'm not desperate
But you do you
>>8461882
>>8461960
Good fight guys.
>Divy out the revives and potions.
>>8461965
How are those grapes?
They sounds sour~
>>8461858
>>8461878
>>8461905
wait what
>>8461712
namflashbacks.gif
>>8461946
Ahem. Da hat does not sym-bal-ize anyting.
...Oh hay.
>>8461946
Good good.
I think I've got it.
>>8462018
Yes?
>>8462024
>Munna is still on his head btw
>Sluuuurrrrp
>Attempt to pilot him closer to the lobster
>>8462012
>goes to the fridge and picks up some grapes
>eats one
Nah, these are pretty sweet
>>8462037
why?
>>8461975
>Kol is revived
>Hover close to Orrefag
Well, I did my best.
>>8462037
...
>Drops pose
Okay. That...Looks good, I guess.
>>8462024
How are you today?
>Roll to notice psychic tick
>>8462060
>intense smugness
>>8462065
Well... I was gonna make it our official flag.
...Hmm... What if we flew it over Shelldon's pond and had the normal one as our official one?
>>8462083
Thank you!
>>8462104
That.. sounds much better.
..It does look pretty nice at least.
>>8462072
It was fun though, did you have fun?
>>8462054
>unconscious suggestion: sucessful
>inch towards lobster
>avoid tool-throwing range
>>8462037
'Das cute.
>>8462083
Dunno. Tink I blacked out or somethin'. Woke up wit a headache talkin like a jay.
>>8462135
T H I C C
>>8462072
You did great. We should see about getting you some new moves.
>>8462140
You two can chat, hang on a second.
>Look up move tutors in the area.
>>8462102
>picks a cake on the fridge
>start eating
what's with the staring?
>>8462155
>Ronald McDonald
Inferior. This is what you really need.
>>8462104
I wouldn't mind that, if it's what you want to do...
>>8462146
...
Any idea why?
>>8462146
>Psychic suggestion: fluff yourself up
>Be the impressive bird
>Show how cool you are to the lobster
>>8462140
Yeah, thanks!
Much more fun than the battles I used to get into, still a bit scary though.
>>8462163
Um, yeah ok.
What do you think would work best?
>>8462135
Thank you!
>>8462146
Hm... I'll get you to pose next and we can hang your up somewhere.
>>8462189
It'll look cool!
>>8462179
You can either have the cake or eat it.
If you eat it, then you no longer have it.
If you have it, you're not eating it.
>>8462210
Is sonic boom the only move you know?
>>8462189
>toot from beneath the faux featherdora
Nope. I's got nothin'.
>>8462204
>POMF
>>8462218
T-thanks
>roll to suppress birb tears of joy
>>8462155
..Yes?
>>8462218
Mhmm.
>Smooch him on the cheek
>>8462222
okay, then i won't have this cake anymore
but there is more than one slice in there if you want
i won't eat a whole cake, don't want to get fat
i still wan't this nice body, of mine
>>8462238
Nope, I know Tackle and Quick Attack too, plus another move...Sonic Boom is the only move I'm confident in using.
>>8462210
Let's see about getting you Giga Drain. That'll be good to help with damage in battles and a good counter for water types.
>>8462307
Oh okay!
>>8462239
...
>Poke floof
That's...Sort of cute, to be honest.
>>8462218
I guess it would.
>>8462239
>>8462357
>He called you cute
>Celebrate
>Call him cute back
(Munna's suggestions are invasive thoughts btw, feel free to ignore them)
>>8462239
No problem!
>>8462281
>Smooch that bonehead.
>>8462357
Yep yep yep! Gimme a bit I'm gonna work on some more.
>Get workan.
>>8462357
>[FLUSTERED BORB NOISES]
T-thanks. You uh. Look cute.
>>8462376
>(implying the bird ball wasn't already thinking that)
>(implying you're not just playing shit in stereo at this point)
>>8462326
Ok!
>Kol perches on Orrefag's head
I trust you know what's best, Orrefag.
>>8462416
>Kol looks up at Frankie, not noticing the raised eyebrow
Hello again, Frankie.
Do you know where we could get some TMs?
>>8462416
Maybe, that's pretty good too. You wouldn't have an extra Choice Specs or Evolite floating around, would you?
I can pay you back.
>>8462473
>Pet the bug.
We'll start slow on battling. I don't expect you to be jumping in every battle unless you wanna, okay?
>>8462449
>It's for future reference so you don't feel obliged to actually do it if Munna says something like "peck his eyes out"
>Now to reel in the catch
>Attempt to get the bird to toot at the lobster
>>8462449
...
>Flusters a little
Thanks...
...
Uh, last night was fun...
>>8462552
>Sudden urge to toot: Present
>Wait birds don't make that noise, what would that even translate t-
BAWK
>>8462577
BAWK
...Scusa. It's uh, good to hear. Thought it mighta... uh. Glad you liked it.
>>8462499
Sounds good to me, I'll let you know if I'm feeling uncomfortable.
>Hug Orrefag's head
>>8462576
Well if I'm going anywhere I'm going with Orrefag, so hopefully it's not too far to travel for him.
>>8462576
Thank you so much. How much do you want for it?
>Laugh.
I still have some champ money left over. Among money I made on odd jobs and things.
>>8462672
>Pet that bug.
Don't worry we can head off just about anywhere fairly easily.
You want to try this Eviolite on now?
>>8462650
...
Did you like it?
Not really sure why you ran off all of a sudden.
>>8462290
But is it really even so as to go do for?
>>8462696
>Frankie: shake head.
Don't worry about paying me, my friend.
Just helping out.
Feel free to drop by anytime, alright?
>>8462696
Yeah, sure.
Do I just hold it, or what?
>>8462750
hmhm
do you need some water?
i think you're having a stroke or something
>>8462768
Will do. If anything crazy ever happens you have my PDA number. I think you and your team can handle most things but never hurts to have backup.
>>8462856
We can get you some gear for it? Just a little collar or something to slip on so you don't have to worry about carrying it. What sounds good to you?
>>8462884
>pet knife
>>8462722
>Sudden realization that the huglobster may have not been reactive to the tail touching
>Desire to Brave Bird self into a lake: rising
...Uh. Birdseed. Midnight flash sale. Almost missed it. Gotta get dem deals.
>>8462893
I like that idea.
What does this thing do, anyway?
>>8462981
>petted
huh?
>>8463022
It'll bump your defense and special defense up since you haven't evolved. Which will help a lot.
Let's see if we can get something that'll work for you.
>Head off to find a fashion designer or something.
>>8462984
...
>Squint
Uh...Okay then...
>>8463058
>Kol is still being a bughat for Orrefag
Oh, that sounds useful.
I've always dreamed of evolving, Yanmegas look so cool.
...Although I'd need to be purified for that, so hopefully that happens soon.
>>8463094
>approaching hug range
>wary of flying tools
>cuddle up beside the Windows Power Shell
Ssso. How you doin'?
>>8463202
fug
the
lob
>>8463206
*get fugged by
>>8463202
>Psychic suggestion
>Put a wing around the shellfish
>>8463202
...
>Gently hug him
Good, I guess... Haven't broken anything.
>>8463190
Yeah. We can see about heading out to Agate tomorrow or so? Not really sure how to tell when you're ready for purifying...
>Walk into fashion designer.
>Look at designer collars and things for buggos.
>Some gear for the abdomen.
>A few things that go around the head.
>That might be a little too BDSM-y...
See anything you like?
>>8463277
>Wing status: Passed hover hand, into full on clingy mode
>>8463289
...Uh. Well. I'm happy for you's then.
>>8463352
...
>Hug the floofy bird
Thanks, I guess...
...
You, uh...Want to do anything?
Like...Finding a rug or something?
>>8463307
I have no idea.
I've been feeling a lot better since I found you again, maybe I'm ready now?
>Kol looks around, unsure of what he wants
Um...I'm not sure...maybe one of those collars?
>>8463409
Uh... whatever you's wanna do. There's probably someplace to go scavenge up a bita furniture for what the albero diavolo took off wit.
>>8463466
>Ring up a red and green collar.
>Pay for it.
Here we go.
>Hold out arm.
You wanna land and try it on?
>>8463534
I mean...You wanted to do that, right?
I sort of want to help...
-Shelldon
>>8463599
>Kol takes the collar and puts it on
How do I look?
>>8463791
Very very cute.
>Put the Eviolite in.
Feeling okay?
>>8463774
Sssure. After you coccola mucchio.
>>8463916
>Walk out of the keep, tail in view
Which way...?
-Shelldon
>>8463854
Hmm...I feel a bit stronger, I think.
Am I supposed to feel different?
ITT: Tinymon are real
QUICK! I need to get a gun on the down low! Somebody help me out or you're all getting fined a billion P!
>>8464040
>>8464040
Where the fuck do you find Screechereen?
>>8464032
Not sure. It isn't uncomfortable or anything, right?
You wanna get going and see about that move tutor?
>>8464053
Ask the gay ghosts in Orre. Or try 24th street in south Castelia.
>>8464065
You need a Baboomerang
>>8464040
>whipcrack intensyfies
>>8464140
Superior Tinymon Jade version
Where my jadebros at?
>>8464089
Ew, Unova? No thanks, I'll try my luck with Orre.
I don't have time to stand around, so no fine for you!
I'm off!
>Last two numbers dictate how many minutes it takes Pearl to get to Orre
>>8464089
Nope, it feels fine.
Do you know where the move tutor is?
>>8464210
>Sudden despair.
>>8464144
>Very thicc tail
>Swishes back and forth a little as he walks
>Arrive at store
This it?
-Shelldon
>>8464239
>SQUAWKING from below
>>8464232
This map I'm looking at says Dendemille Town. Sooo... Let's head there.
We can walk.
>Roll for if Orrefag has any heart scales.
>>8464210
>Sudden urge to Groan™
>>8464239
...
>Poke the plush
You alright, hun?
>>8464240
>this is karma punishing me for stealing that Grunt's collar.
>birb blush is in full effect
...I's gettin too chivalrous for this.
Yep. Dat's it.
>>8464274
You mean you can walk, I can fly.
>Kol hovers alongside Orrefag
How far away is it from here?
>>8464239
>>8464346
ALRIGHT FAGS, YOU HAVE TO THE COUNT OF FIVE TO HAND OVER SOME GUNS
>>8464409
>Something is SQUAWKing loudly somewhere else in the keep
>>8464346
Maybe I-
>>8464409
...Fags? Where do we have the guns again?
>>8464354
>Wiggle door knob with pincers
Is it locked...?
-Shelldon
>>8464409
>hands over a makeshift RPG
>>8464370
Kind of a walk. If you want to get some sleep feel free to. I haven't had a good walk in a few days so... Not gonna fly this one.
>Shrug and get walking.
>>8464466
Is that even a gun?
>>8464429
Come on! I'll pay extra if you hurry up! I've got places to be!
>>8464516
DRINK
>>8464530
Only if you quit saying fag.
>Go grab a gun from the gun pile.
>Hold out M1911 to him.
Now, uh, is that all?
>>8464516
>0 Atk Honchkrow Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Store door: 1338-1575 (12163.6 - 14318.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Door is defeated
...
That worked.
>>8464553
What's wrong with the word "fag"?
Yeah, that's it! Gotta scram, here's your cash!
>Pearl leaves cash equal to the post number with the gay ghosts
>>8464593
It's, uh, rude.
Byyye?
>Confused plush noise.
>>8464585
>Moxie Has Been Triggered
>By killling.. a door. Wait what?
Prima le signore.
>gesture to the door
>er. Ex-door
...
>go back to the basement
>swear off of ever going outside again there is nothing good out there
>>8464505
Alright, I think I'll just take a nap.
Wake me up when we get there, alright?
>Kol wraps his arms tightly around Orrefag's head and falls asleep
>>8464674
>Pet buggo.
Sleep tight, Kol.
>Keep walking.
>>8464633
>Shelldon walks through the door
>What's inside the store...?
>>8464749
A lobster.
>Lune is currently spending a quiet afternoon in his room, thinking to himself as he lays in a chair
>>8464756
What'cha thinkin about?
>Roll to summon Wally
>>8464844
...Yes?
>>8464868
holy shit
it worked
just wondering if you were still alive dude
heard some rumors
>>8464785
>He turns to them, having not noticed their presence earlier
Hm? Oh, hi there, nothing much actually.
How are you?
>>8464885
Can't put old Wally in the coffin yet. Haha.
What's up?
>>8464749
>store interior: be dilapidated
>rusted and cracked shelves caked with dust hold solemn vigil over what was once, by the lack of looting and the difficulty of getting decent furnishings in this region, probably not much more prosperous in it's best days
>Having a monopoly doesn't really help when your fixed cost is "fucking everything"
>Roost on lobsterback for saft-
>uh
>Scouting reasons. No other motive.
Mio Dio. This place ain't exactly a 5-star joint. Egh. 'Common let's get searchin'.
>>8464907
not much man
just chilling
figuring out what im gonna do next and shit
hows it going in the battle tree
>>8464938
Really good! Going on 55 straight wins. Do you ever go there?
It's super fun!
Don't tell the officials but sometimes I get extra mega stones and give them to friends.
Superior gaming platform
What is this tinymon? I can't tell...
>>8465031
Why don't you play Tinymon?
smuganimewaifu.png
>>8464977
Hey random anon here. You think you could hook me up with a Metagrossinite?
>>8465031
>>8464977
55 wins? You always surprise me wally.
>>8464756
>Chris is in his room working on the computer, clicking of the keyboard can be heard throughout the quiet house
>>8465075
If you come on down to the battle tree and give me a good fight I will.
...Please don't mug me.
>>8465116
Heck yeah! How's your thing with the shades guy going?
>>8464977
i had something like
62 when i left
spent an entire weekend just battling the tree
ooooo dude
i got blackmail now
gonna tell the entire world youre a really nice dude or some shit
might go run the tree again if i end up in alola
idk man that or finish hoenn
not sure
>>8460545
Teams are very overrated.
>>8465138
Oops sorry. Wow! That's so cool.
Duuuuuude we have to hang out or something!! Where can we hang out?
Hahaha, you're funny.
-Wally
>>8465117
Sorry...
This is now a Bling Bling Boy thread!!!
>>8465171
>bang
>>8465137
The Frontier? Oh, I basically own the place. Might hit of the b.tree but battling was never my thing.
>>8465178
Barry!
>>8465214
Other Barry!
>>8465164
probs gonna drop by alola at some point
check up on a friend
hahaha thanks dude
youre pretty sweet
aight so like
you know the mall in hau'oli
theres a good malasada place if you wanna like
snag some or something
i can pay no biggie
>>8465229
i lol 'd
Ambrettefag, does anyone know what happened in Cyllage? I heard there were a ton of sirens going off in the middle of the night.
>>8464913
Alright...
Watch the crest, by the way. It takes forever to heal.
>Search for furniture
>>8465187
...Battling was never your thing? What do you do now then?
>>8465256
Are you flirting with me? You wanna get a pizza and go bother the Regis with me?
>>8465265
Some crazy lady went into some guy's house with a bomb! It was like Die Hard up in there.
>>8465214
Hey, don't call me by my middle name! I'm fining you for that, 5 million P by next week!
-Pearl
>>8465278
Wait, what!? Oh, Xerneas, how many people ended up dead?
I've worked a double shift two nights in a row, so I haven't seen the news...
>>8465265
a crazy woman came to the house of a friend of mine, she had bombs, i'm glad that i destroyed he lighter before she did anything
well she did dig a meat cleaver on my shoulderr, but and it still hurts like hell, but other than that no one got too injuried, and no causalities either
-adri
>>8465278
i might be dude
depends on how well you react
fuck yeah im down for that
where am i meeting you at