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>>8472988
Hearthome desu.
Gn /par/ I love you.

>>8472988
gea

>>8472988
slash/jiji

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>>8472949
Porygons are not robots.
We are very complicated sentient programs that can manifest a physical form.

>>8472974
Goodbye, Looker.
>Database entry for 'LOOKER' updated, status: probably dead

>>8472988
Goldenrod.

>>8473065
ill show you a
godlden rod
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
yhelp im buried in cats

>>8473039
>Chris frowns once more at hearing Lune was used to being punished, especially physical punishment
Sounds like your last trainer was a bit of a jerk.
>he kneels down and gives Lune a pet and a quick scratch behind the ear
Goodnight bud, hope you sleep well.

jiji/slash/bones otp

>>8473175
>Not jiji/bork/skitters/gladi
Cmon 4way pairing best pairing

>>8473196
slash/jiji/bones sandwich
except jiji is a top so

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smoke wheat

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>>8473122
>Lune musters a small grin when his ear is scratched, not wanting to worry Chris.
Thanks, goodnight to you too.
>He sombers off and falls into bed, tired yet somewhat relieved. He had finally found a place he could truly call home.

sleep tight par

>>8473969
You too anon

>>8473969
'Night Anon

i want to fuck cute pokemon

>>8475604
Cute pokemon want to fuck you

>>8475742
nani!?!

>>8475754
Yep. All the cute pokemon? They want to jump your dick. You specifically.

Goodras, eeveelutions, all the Pika-clones, even a few starters. Thirsty for some of that Anon love.

>>8475782
Goodra is fine, others can fuck off

>>8475809
That is optimal taste and I applaud you for recognizing hug slugs make for the best fugs.

>>8475837
I couldn't help but recognize an anon with similar tastes for maximum

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>>8472988
Lavender Town.

>Steal the OP image and Sludge Wave away

>>8476303
>roll to steal the seaweed

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>wake up and see about making breakfast

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>>8476649
>Attempt to stick a paw in the food the moment Sylie isn't looking

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>>8476349
Anon no
Anon y

>>8476875
>roll rocks steal the seaweed
>'s heart

>>8476880
>wow okay phone fuck that up for me why don't you
>*roll to steal the seaweed
>'s heart

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>>8476880
>heart status: Stolen
>Good job Killua

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>>8476867
>turn around just in time and tap Nebby's paw with the spatula she's holding
I know you're hungry but it needs to finish cooking first.

>>8476896
>idk what to do with this heart
>I can't be trusted with something this fragile

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>>8476898
WHATS A COOKING
ISNT FOOD ALWAYS AT THE EAT POINT

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>>8476969
Not all food here try this
>she finishes off a fried egg with some salt and pepper and place it on a plate on the counter for Nebby to eat

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>>8476982
>Nebby eats both the plate and eggs in one go
I LIKE IT
THE CRUNCHY PART IS NICE

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>>8477041
Uh you're not supposed to eat the crunchy part
>Continue making eggs and bacon for when the rest of the household wakes up

>Roll to summon Blue

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>>8477086
.... PEW ARENT?
>NEBBY STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT, THE PLATE REMNANTS SLIDING OFF AND ONTO THE FLOOR

>>8476960
Cherish it

>>8477326
ok
>Anon returns to his cave mumbling something about protecting the precious

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>>8477281
>she sighs and carefully collects the saliva covered plate shards and places them into the trash bin
Do you want some more eggs or maybe some bacon?

>>8477486
>Steals heart from anon
>crushes it with Fist

>>8477650
NOOOOOOOO THE PRECIOUS
>Anon lunges and attempts to bite the other anon's arm

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>>8477520
WHATS A BACON

>>8477727
>a totally different anon appears and uses the power of friendship to make this stop

>>8477727
>>8477797
>heart crush anon pulls out a double Barrel
>one barrel for each other anon

>>8477797
>>8477818
>Heart thief anon pulls out a grenade and pulls the pin, aiming to kill all three anons and be reunited with the precious

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>wakes up
>she ended up sleeping watching tv
huh.. i guess that helped well i'll see if there is anyone awake

>>8477818
>>8477881
>anon gets plane and aims for both anons
IM CRASHING THIS
WITH NO SURVIVORS~~

>the stale crusty meme kills an anon out of boredom

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>>8477760
Bacon is a tasty kind of meat
>toss a piece of bacon at the giant cat in hopes they catch and eat it

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>>8478191
You should avoid TV, and most broadcasting services in general. They're bad for your mental health.
Y'see, every single broadcast has an agenda to push, and every single thing you see is selling something, be it ideology or product. TVs can use certain flash frequencies to affect your emotions and mental state and radios can use sounds that you don't consciously hear.

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>>8478261
This is untrue, please do not spread false information.

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>>8478261
what ever you say
you forgot your tin foil hat little snake

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>>8478261
But how can I else know what's going on in the other regions.
Hehe, sounds like your option would only make me a hermit.

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>>8478251
FOOD
>NEBBY ATTEMPTS TO SNATCH THE BACON OUT OF THE AIR
>Roll for damage to the kitchen
>>8478261
BUT THE SOUND BOX AND THE PICTURE BOX ARE FUN

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Might as well have some fun then.
>>8478493
>A bag slides itself into the living room.

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>>8478325
It sure is, fellow mareep. Huge corporations like Silph Co. have absolutely no interest in manipulating public interest. They've got no profit to be made from using subliminal advertising!
>>8478335
Looks like you've already got one.
>>8478346
Globalism is a scam.
>>8478493
They are tricking you into wasting your valuable time.

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>>8478493
>Oops, Nebby knocks some stuff off the table when he slides into it
SORRY
>>8478687
BUT IF I LIKE IT ITS NOT A WASTE
>>8478673
NO PLEASE
>NEBBY ATTEMPTS TO HIDE UNDER THE COUCH
>WHICH REALLY DOESNT WORK BUT HES TRYING ANYWAY

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>>8478687
HEY, don't insult my helmet like that
it's made from the finest steel, know your manners
>>8478768
don't worry nebby i'll take care of this
>>8478673
>roll to pulverize the bag

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>>8478687
You haven't answered my question.
>>8478768
BoOooOOoO, open me Nebby BooOooOOoo.
For it is your destiny, BooOooOOooOOo.
>>8478785
BooOOooOoo don't even try to challenge Nebby's destiny BooOooOOoo.

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>>8478687
Neither of us are Mareep, I am a Porygon and you are a Snivy.
I know facts, you know how to be sarcastic.
Silph Co. will get what they deserve.

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>>8478812
NOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK IN THE BAG
>Nebby scrambles across the floor and hides behind Adri

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>>8478812
I'll change nebby's destiny with my hands
>super dramatic slash

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>>8478768
IT IS A BOX OF LIES FROM WHICH THE SOURCE COMES CASH
I urge you to find a better use of your time
>>8478785
I'm sure it is, your 3% phosphorus impurity is showing~

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>>8478864
You know nothing, Porygon.
You have only deflected my point and called it wrong.
You posed no argument.

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>>8478907
BUT I HAVE INFINITE TIME AND PICTURE BOX SHOWS ARENT THE SAME WHEN I COME BACK

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>>8478943
Maybe you should pirate the shows you like?

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>>8478907
I'll show you 3%
Doesn't plants like phosphorus
What if i shove my 3% down your throat how does that sounds
Would it please you?

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>>8478885
Open me Nebby, something lies inside that is yours to take.
BoooOoooOoo.
>>8478901
A pair of eyes glare from the opening.
>Whatever is inside used mean look on Bisharp.

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>>8478976
BUT I DONT HAVE A BOAT

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>>8478935
Very well, where is your proof to back up the claim you originally made?

After all, you simply asserted your points without any source to back them up, as such I am able to dismiss them with an equal lack of evidence.

>>8479032
>pet duck

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>>8478979
On a second observation, it looks like I was wrong in judging the purity of your steel.
It isn't steel at all!
It looks to be galvanized iron!

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>>8478976
>Autoupdate you have failed me
AAAAA NOOOO
ADRIIIII I THINK THERES A DOT IN THERE

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>>8479076
Oh yeah, and gengy will never love you
Do you really think he would be interested in you? Ever?

Hello is this the site where you can get advice.

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>>8479076
Just a word of advice from an old cop, taunting random people is a poor idea.
Eventually you'll do that to someone who's not as law-abiding and reasonable as present company, and I doubt you can cash the checks your mouth's writing.

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>>8479131
Depends on the advice, my friend. What's up?

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>>8479055
>Digital quack
Please refrain from doing that.

>>8479131
I may be able to offer some assistance, unlike a certain Snivy I possess a large, varied database to draw information from.
What kind of advice do you need?

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>>8479032
I have the evidence, but where is your counter-point?
You can't just shout 'WRONG!' like a Gumshoos whenever you hear something you don't like.

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>>8479091
Why yes, It was me.
A red dot all along.
You should open the bag so you can finally defeat me.

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>>8479152
>>8479163
My trainer has been calling me creepy since I evolved.
Is this normal.
>>8479173
You act like my trainer.

>>8479183
Your trainer sounds like a complete asshat

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>>8479173
I have yet to see any of this evidence.
I will give you a counter-point when you have a point worth giving one to.
Please stop wasting my time, if you are not going to provide evidence for your ridiculous claims I will simply ignore you and go back to my logging duties.

>>8479183
This is not considered normal as far as I am aware.
Have you changed your behavior since evolving?

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>>8479183
I'm not sure about "normal", but it's definitely inappropriate. Are there any other troubling behaviors he demonstrates?

>>8479173
I'd try to explain what "burden of proof" means, but I might as well be talking to a wall.

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>>8479126
Oh wow, nice one. I'm also seeing a massive deposit of sodium chloride right in your cunt. Maybe don't be so obviously butthurt that I'm so much more charming than you.
>>8479147
I absolutely can, no one would ever want to fight me.

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>>8479269
He does?
>>8479277
I don't think so. He said I was cuter before I evolved and now I'm creepy.
>>8479278
He's kind of rude in general but he doesn't hit me or anything. He acts a lot like that Snivy. Acts like he knows everything when he clearly does not.

>>8479288
I've seen more charming roadkill in the highways of Unova. A few of them were Snivys too.

>>8479288
My team's begging me to let them kick your ass, and I'm trying to tell them "no."
If you're really so confident, I think a one-on-one battle could be arranged. Nothing to lose but your pride, if you're up for it.

has anyone ever asked darkrai how old he is?
Do we need to hansen him away from Gadreel?

>>8479277
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30878843
The truth is out there
(Frick you, how am I supposed to provide evidence IC)

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>>8479360
( Discord, drink. )

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>>8479288
>I'm also seeing a massive deposit of sodium chloride right in your cunt.
ew, i would've never guessed that you were in this sort of thing, neither me or gengy are intersted in that
unless he likes cheating on people

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>>8479360
>stretches lazily with a smug grin
Oh gosh, I don't know if I have the time for your petty shit...
Sunyshore City, bring your wallet because I expect some cash-money before I send your ass back to the nearest Pokemon Center.
>>8479347
Fantastic comeback, I'll let you off the hook since it's obvious you're too angry to think right now.

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>>8479370
Care to explain what a "Hansen" is? A translation failure has befallen me.

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>>8479370
I was manifested at the same time Cresselia was. When the moon was created. I am the New Moon and Cresselia is the Crescent Moon. Piece your meaning of time together from there.
And do Hansen Cresselia before me, please.
>>8479465
It is a term referring to when an older human dates a younger human that hasn't reached the age of consent.

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>>8479346
I see.
Does your trainer have any psychic Pokemon so that you can ask them about it?
Alternatively I could come over and translate for you.

>>8479372
(You get points for trying)
This is...troubling.
I will have to notify my superiors immediately, this could have dire implications.

>>8479288
>No one would ever fight me
I dare you to talk shit about N to Gladion. Or touch N while he's around. Let's see how quick you get the curling iron.

>>8479451
Just stating the facts, lass.

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>>8479346
That's the sort of Trainer who we call "the standard-model asshole" around my work.
Doesn't know all that much, refuses to do their research, and is generally unpleasant to be around.
First off, no matter what he says, this isn't your fault. There are several things he could have done, such as offer an Everstone or even look up that you were Evolution-capable.
I'd take >>8479512's advice here. Talk to him about it. He might not realize how harmful his comments really are.

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>>8479514
Well... He hasn't done anything to me, I like N.
But Gladion's hair looks like he cut it himself without a mirror.

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>>8479451
What a coincidence.
I'll drag myself out of my hotel, look for the guy with a limp and an old Nimbasa PD jacket.

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>>8479512
I'll ask our Reuniclus.
Thank you.
>>8479536
I see. Should I talk to Team Plasma if this does not work out?

>>8479558
All I'm saying is that there's a lot of strong trainers here with short fuses. Any one of them will be willing to murder your ass if you say the wrong thing. Be careful dude.

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>>8479592
If worst comes to worst and you want out, I happen to have a few Grunts on speed dial.
All you need to do is say the word.

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>>8479600
I can handle myself.
>>8479572
Where're you at, friendo?

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>>8479638
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

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>>8479592
If things do not work out at first I would recommend notifying myself.
I can have a Porygon sent to you within minutes at most.
Only contact Team Plasma as a last resort where you cannot contact me.

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>>8479558
... it's not the worst haircut I've seen.

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>>8479182
ILL JUST TAKE PEW BOTH OUT IN ONE FELL SWOOP
>ZEN HEADBUTT THE BAG

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>>8479643
>Old man sighted
>Guy's got a helluva limp, and looks to have acquired a cane, too.
>He's got a Pangoro and a Midnight Lycanroc following him.
Sure you wanna do this?

>>8479761
(This guy seems like a shitposter so if he tires to lestab you and you don't have a backup plan you want me to jump in?)

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>>8479744
Ughh, that was too much.
>An unconscious haunter rolls out of it.

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>>8479761
Are you ready for this?
Once I'm done with those two clowns, I'll even let you go. A rare kindness on my part.

>>8479638
Thank you very much. I listen to your station sometimes when my trainer is at work. The music you play is very nice.
>>8479709
I can do that. Thank you.

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>>8479821
>Frown
>Shake of head
Cocky as a Nimbasa roughneck...
Scarlet, you're up!
Brick Break this clown.
>Lycanroc-Midnight used Brick Break!
>[ L60, EVs 252HP/128Atk/128Def ]

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>>8479871
Focus Sash, motherfucker, always carry one.
>Vine Whip
>[LV 22 EVs (even distribution)]

I'd suggest you give up now, before someone actually gets hurt.

hello normAl humAn posting here
does Anyone know how to get out of the ruins of Alph

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>>8479972
>squint

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>>8479972
>concern squinting

>>8479972
FOLLOW THE LIGHT

>>8479984
>>8480005
yes?!
>>8480009
thAnk you
i think i hAve found the lAdder

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>>8479827
I am glad to have been of assistance.

>>8479972
I have no maps of the Alph Ruins in my database.
However if you have an electronic device I could warp to it and potentially help you leave.

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>>8479871
>>8479971
>both miss.
>The Lycanroc is loving this.
"you can dodge, I'll give you that."

>Thorpe nods.
Brick Break again.

[ 128 Atk Lycanroc-Midnight Brick Break vs. 64 HP / 64 Def Snivy: 154-182 (248.3 - 293.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO ]
[ rev up that focus sash if evens]

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>>8480024
you are pretty suspicious for a human
how did you get in the ruins of alph

>>8480026
it wAs A f-
hello if yoU would be so kind as to help Us i'd appreciate that
>>8480080
shove a rUsty pole Up yoUr ass

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>>8480045
Are you even trying?
I'm debating on whether or not I should use muh knife.

>roll for Vine Whip
(How do you calculate that? :3)

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>>8480102
>shove a rUsty pole Up yoUr ass
woah there calm down friend, i just said that you were acting wierd
and getting mad at me doens't help your case
hey calm your friend there

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>>8480102
Very well.
Please stand by.
>Porygon cyberwarps through to the closest device

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>>8480141
( pokemonshowdown.c 0 m/damagecalc/ )
>Thorpe looks unamused.
>Scarlet the Lycanroc is laughing.
Scarlet, Crunch 'im.
>Lycanroc-Midnight uses Crunch!
128 Atk Lycanroc-Midnight Crunch vs. 64 HP / 64 Def Snivy: 164-194 (264.5 - 312.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8480154
sOrry abOut them
>>8480161
hellO
can you help us Out

>>8480194
( rev up that focus sash )

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>>8480234
I will try to assist as best I can.
>Activate eye lights and search for an exit
How long have you all been trapped in here?

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>>8480194
>>8480249
Well then...
>wrap vine around handle of knife
Let's see if this does anything
>roll for vine stab at incredible hihg speed on Lycanroc

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>>8480234
It's allright, just tell your friend to have a longer fuse
But what do you unowns want to go outside?
Just follow the ladders i guess

>>8480309
Porygon can you smash a Like button while in cyberspace?

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>>8480340
( ExPolicefag here, not sure how to calc that.)
( If it's an instant kill, skip the KO stage MacGuffin, We Gon Have Problems )

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the fucks going on here

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>>8480309
a Long time can you heLp us out?
>>8480346
the ruins are very boring
we want to see the reaL Land

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>>8480425
Calculate it however you want.
A stab is a stab.

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>>8480364
It is possible for me to do that, yes.
Although I am currently busy, I can get another Porygon to destroy the Like button if you give me the domain it is hosted on.

>>8480438
If I am unable to help you I can call in additional Porygons to help.
>Continue searching for an exit

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>>8480477
>The Lycanroc goes berserk.
>That hurt.
>A lot.
Scarlet, get back! Let Twigs take over!

>lolnope, old man.
>Lycanroc uses Crunch!
( 128 Atk Lycanroc-Midnight Crunch vs. 64 HP / 64 Def Snivy: 164-194 (264.5 - 312.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO )

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>>8480519
Well shit, looks like I won't be getting that knife back. Do you know how difficult it will be to get my hands on another one?

>roll for successful escape (tactical withdrawal)

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>>8480506
if you cant maybe we can hidden power our way out of here
>look to the many otherS
thank you though

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>>8480438
yeah i understand that being on a old ruin your whole life doesn't sound fun
if one of you guys want you can stay here with me, but i think i'm too far of johto for that

>>8480506
On facebook!
DESTROY THE LIKE BUTTON

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>>8480557
>557
>No dice, my friend.
>Scarlet rips the knife out and uses Stone Edge!
Scarlet, easy!
>(Don't worry, you're not gon lose the character)

>>8480601
kill the shitposter

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>>8480558
That will not be necessary, I have found the exit.
Please follow me.
>Porygon leads the way to the exit

>>8480584
A Porygon Unit has been dispatched to destroy the Like button.
>Porygon #9875 attempts to destroy Facebook's Like button

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>>8480601
Hey...
Do you mind...
Just... Just a moment...
...
Okay. Where the fuck is she?
Sorry, I usually have a friend help me out in fights.
>looks around
Well shit, I guess she's late.
>picks up the knife and puts it back in her bag
Listen, good fight and all, sorry for stabbing Scarlet. I gotta walk this off now.
Seriously, feels like I'm about to pass out.
See ya.

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>>8480578
Arent you like a superhero
thAt would be cool
>>8480660
thAnk you
>the many unown follow after the pory

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>>8480696
>Thorpe gives him an ugly look as he patches up Scarlet.
Be glad I'm not the sort of asshole who'd double-tap you.
Now scram.

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>>8480710
I am glad to have been of assistance.
If you require additional assistance, please either contact myself or the Porycorp support team.
>Quack
>Cyberwarp back to the S.S.Libra's bridge
>Send encrypted logs back to Porycorp servers

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>>8480732
>>8480696
LOOK UPON ME AND WEEP, MORTALS
IT IS I, THE WATER DOGGO, HERE TO VALIANTLY RESCUE MY FRIEND

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>>8480710
i'm kind of am but not that big of a deal

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>>8480839
Oh wow
Nice one
Would've really helped five minutes ago

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>>8480872
Ah shit
They had these taquitoes at the gas station and I stopped in and lost track of time
Did it scare 'em?

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>>8480839
GO HOME, COUSIN, YOU ARE INTOXICATED.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU ACQUIRED THAT MUCH OF FATHER'S SPECIAL RESERVE.
(No. You don't get to claim a Legend right when your main's about to get fugged for being way too aggro.)

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>>8480836
thank You
>>8480843
maYbe we will meet

>>8480887
( Xerneas GM here: OK nevermind we cool. I thought you were honestly going "lol legend" there OOC, rather than dittotrolling IC. )

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>>8480872
>>8480887
5 MILLION P FINE FOR BEING LATE.

>>8480931
5 quadrillion unovan dollars fine for existing

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>>8480946
... shit! Fining's my thing!

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>>8480966
10 octillion for using an Empoleon.

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>>8480889
>>8480839
>Policefag passes out from shock and awe.

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>>8481006
Oh yeah? 10 zillion for Pokephilia!

>>8480966
>>8481006
80 sextillion and 1
For not getting me my pizza on time

>>8481039
That's not a number.

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>>8481039
You cant prove that
There's no video you cant prove it
I know 'cause I checked

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>>8480438
>>8480710
>>8480905
Are you all related to the Sinjoh Ruins Unown that recently escaped that place and started swarming everything and everyone nearby?

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>>8481039
Not a number.
10 nonillion for being a nerd.
>>8481048
Fine Barry not me.

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>>8481039
1 Centillion for not using correct numbers.
That or video proof of the Pokephilia.

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>>8481066
Why are you looking for a video of Frankie's boss having sex with a pokemon?

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>>8480887
Sorry bud, didn't work
>raids Ex-policelad's wallet for cash
But tonight... We dine like kings!
To the gas station! For spicy buffaulant taquitoes!
>leaves with ditto

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>>8480905
sure, maybe you can meet my pokemon too kruger and lucky

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>>8481048
I don't deliver pizza, so ha!
>>8481085
>>8481089
>>8481057
... shit! How about this! 10 novemdecillion for being nerds!!
>>8481066
You looked?! I should fine you for being a pervert!

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>>8481075
we dont think So
we would juSt like a new place to live
>>8481107
that would be Super Swell

>>8481085
Speak for yourself nerd
>reCaptcha : undefined

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>>8481048
Why didn't you just order from me?

>>8481118
How about you fine yourself...
a woman
>mumbles
Or man

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>>8481095
it's for the best that we don't question it

>Order a pizza to wherever Dave and Wally are from Suns R Us

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>>8481096
>Raiding ExPolicefag's wallet
>While his team's still standing
>Bruh, you done fucked up.

>Twigs uses Brick Break! (second to last digit)
>Scarlet used Crunch! (last digit)
>(Both L60)

>>8481138
You look a rapist

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>>8481118
1 Googolplex plus whatever fines you try to give to me from now on, for thinking you can win this.

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>>8481118
>>8481134

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>>8481095
Um no reason
No reason I swear
>>8481089
ps send me the proof if it exists

>>8481190
At least I have dignity to say I'm gay and not hiding it with the filename

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>>8481155
I don't have time for chicks!
>>8481176
5 million for not making sense!
>>8481177
>>8481190
.... shit!! I'll get you next time, nerds!
>>8481211
>Roll to shoot thrice
>Use last three digits, one for each shot

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>>8481138
>>8481211
What to heck?
Just gonna shitpost with my Snivy?
Not in my house!

>>8481211
>you slit your own throat

>>8481253
>ISIS-style
Fucking terrorist

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>>8481164
Alright, be there in 40 seconds!
>Use the whistle of Nebby summoning
>Get the pizza
>Head out for pizza delivery
>Roll to not get harassed by Trapinches or Registeel
>>8481247
(Why was I quoted...? )

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Everyone! Look at this bush!

>>8481297
THAT I JUST FOUND

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what is even going on?
>>8481297
what is wrong with it dude?

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>>8481214
If it exists it will be broadcast to the world.

>>8481238
>Victory music

>>8481297
How did you survive that fall?

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>>8481296
>didnt say regice
HEY ICE WANT SOME PIZZA

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>>8481253
>ISIS

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>>8481247
(OOC, I'm assuming the delet post was an impostor. As aggro as Knife Snivy is, I'm assuming he isn't suicidal. )
>Old Man Thorpe's team still follows you, takes the wallet back and gives you a dirty look.
>A note saying "this Snivy robbed an amputee" is stuck to your back
>Last two digits times 100 is how much you can hide from them.

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>>8481297
>>8481307
Am I just too drurkn to see te thing?

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>>8481296
>>8481317
>Didn't say Regirock either
Hello human.

>>8481307
WHEN I SAY GO

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>Registeel is currently buying everyone at the Desert Ruins pizza and thus not able to harass Sun.

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>>8481317
Okay! Hold on, lemme just deliver this one!
>Slide the pizza under the door, since anon paid for the pizza already
>Pull another pizza out of UB space
>>8481345
Oh cool!! Pizza party! ... I don't think a secret doorstep is the best place for a party, but the ruins seem pretty cool!

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>>8481324
You may have taken the wallet, but while I distracted you, my friend Ditto removed the cash from it.
Twice in a day you've been rused! Twice!
>Ditto turns into another Snivy
>Roll for successful escape

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OH SURE, THEY GET THEIR PIZZA BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OUR FUCKING KFC

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>>8481345
>WAVE
>>8481384
YES PIZZA
WAIT DIDNT WE SEND STEEL TO GET US PIZZA
>>8481408
HAHAHA

>>8481408
Never order from KFC their shit anyway

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>>8481408
>Text received!
>Your deliveryman will be there soon!

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>>8481408
Church's chicken is better

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>>8481450
>>8481430
Yeah but they don't have Mega Meals
>>8481444
Fucking finally!
>>8481417
SHUT IT ICE CUBE.

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>>8481397
>Guess who dropped in for a visit.
>L40 Exeggutor Psychock (third to last digit, on Ditto / Second Snivy)
>L60 Pangoro Brick Break (second to last digit on First Snivy)
>L60 Lycanroc-MNight Stone Edge (last digit, First Snivy)
>(Also you should be KOed from the dogpile stealing the wallet already, stop rhino-hiding and ignoring hits)

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>>8472988
Sylvie!

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>>8481384
Yes, the Ruins are a good place for a pizza party.
You may come with us there, if you want.

>>8481417
>Wave back
We did send him to get pizza, although more pizza never hurts.
You can freeze anything not consumed for later.

>>8481467
Do not talk to my brother like that again, you will not be warned again.

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This is Catalyst Radio (YEAH), with a reminder that today is the last day of the "Your true Unovan Heroes" contest, dial CATA-AIR and let yourself be heard!
And now, back to John with the music.

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>>8481417
I don't know, who's Steel?
>>8481480
Awesome! I've even got a pizza already!

>>8481474
(Oops, wrong image. I kept that one in the Policefag folder by accident. )
(Also, both Pokes just took hits and you're only standing because Focus-Sash. Original Flavor Snivy is down.)

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>>8481467
>Trips 4.
>That's the fastest Slowpoke ever.
>The food is somehow not rotten, moldy and also in perfect condition.

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>>8481474
Then explain why you can't catch pokemon after they've fainted in-game
The HP bar is a social structure, once they reach 0, they have no energy left to fight and run
Ergo, I run
(There was discussion of this on /vp/ earlier this week)

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>>8481467
EAT SHIT FLESHBAG
>>8481480
YESS MORE PIZZA
I WILL FREEZE EVERYTHING BROTHER
>>8481496
REGISTEEL
MORE PIZZA!! MORE PIZZA

>>8481515
(That's a pretty flimsy explanation, nor has it been incorporated into the RP's canon)
(And I doubt it will given how much you abuse it)

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>>8481477
There's not a town named Sylvie! I'm not even gonna fine you, just
>Pearl throws a map at Zorro's face
>>8481515
(thats not how it works here though fampai)

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>>8481538
>>8481541
(Alright, alright. Since you guys are mad upset over this and the Discord is on fire with REE, let me hit you up with one of these)
>fainted stableaf noises

>>8481620
>Cough >>8481604

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>>8481541
>map'd
Hmmmmmm...
>attempt to read and find Sylvie on map.

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>>8481496
Good, bring as much pizza as you can.
There will be a feast for all.

>>8481537
Calm down brother, I understand you like freezing things but we do not need to freeze everything.

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>>8481537
What's a Registeel?
More pizza!!
>Sun pulls another pizza out of ultra space
>Roll for the roleplayer to head-desk hard enough to knock himself out and escape leaf drama

>>8481634
( GM here, warnings still apply. It took being dogpiled by most of the thread to get you to play by the rules [which are listed in the pastebin in the OP]. )
(I'd understand if you were trying to save your main from a character aiming to kill or ignoring the brick meme, but bro. Policefag gave you multiple chances to walk away, never announced killing intent until the [probably a shitposter imitating you] attempt to kill him, and even let you stash some of his money from when you nabbed his wallet.)

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>>8481673
OKAY ICE WILL ONLY FREEZE SOME THINGS
>>8481678
THANK YOU
COME JOIN US
HES BIG AND METAL AND PROBABLY LIKES BUTTS

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>>8481477
I don't think that's very healthy.

>>8481701
>anon points out how they were just pointing out how they may of missed the snivys post
>anon then bows and walks away

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>>8481759
He really likes sylvie
Let's jist say that he's just messing with us

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>>8481736
Thank you brother.
>Regirock picks up >>8481678
Let us go.
>Regirock starts walking back towards the Desert Ruins

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>>8481673
I've got two right here!
>Sun holds a pizza box in each hand
>>8481736
The last one is kinda weird butt... Okay!
>>8481875
Holy heck!

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>>8481875
NO PROBLEM
>>8481923
I BET HE WOULD LOOK AT YOUR BUTT
WE ARE KIDNAPPING YOU
YOU ARE OUR NEW PIZZA SLAVE

>>8481923
>ring ring
>Phone call for you.
>It's from that guy who you let Nebby hang out with

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Your first mistake was thinking you could bring a knife to a gunfight!

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>>8481966
Have any of you considered joining the Delet Squad?

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>>8481954
Apparently a lot of people look at my butt? It's kinda weird...
Okay! I might run off every now and then, but I'll hang out with you guys! Oh... Hold on!
>>8481961
Sun's Delivery, what is it?

>>8482006
Why is that litten so sweaty

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>>8482006
>>8481966
delet squad: git delet
>all four pokemon have their spines twisted until their head is stuck up their ass permanently

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>>8481923
>>8482024
Save the pizza for now, human.
>Regirock sets Sun down outside the ruins entrance before slowly stomping off inside

>>8481954
This is acceptable.

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>>8482059
>Roll to delet.

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>>8482059
>delets u insted

>>8482024
>Frankie: fidget a bit.
Your friend's over here, and we've noticed a bit of an issue.
Did he have any traumatic experiences with bags that we need to be aware of?

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>>8481654
Hey, did you find it yet?

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>>8482083
And hatred of dots

>>8482073
>>8482080
>Rolling to delet Palkia or any other box legend
List of things that are not possible: this

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>>8481759
What is not?

>>8482088
I am still looking! maps are hard...

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>>8482111
Your whole "thing" with Sylvie.
I mean every time there's the whole "what's your favorite thing" you answer with Sylvie

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>>8482111
Come on! Hurry up! It's just a Sinnoh map, it's not that bad! I'm gonna fine you if I have to help you out!

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>>8482024
>>8482072
PIZZA PARTY PIZZA PARTY PIZZA PARTY

>>8482107
>hurr durr imma legendary u can't belet me!
*teleprots behin u*
nuthin... personnel... ... ... kid!!!

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>>8482150
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!!
>>8482072
Okay! Saving the pizza!
>Sun follows Regirock
>>8482083
Uhm.... Oh!! Lillie! Lillie always kept him in a small bag when he was a Cosmog! I try not to keep them around anymore, they reeeeeeally bug him

>>8482166
Should we call kevin Robinson so he can show us your deviantart?

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I need some advice that isn't from a god.
What do you do when your friend buys a gun?

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>>8482111
Sylvie isn't on a map
Silly
Just tell her how you feel

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>>8482059
You can't defeat my Dadoomerang!

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ITT: Tinymon are real
Who's your favorite Tinymon?

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>>8482221
depends of what he plans to do with said gun

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>>8482221
... was it legally purchased?

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>>8482221
You ask him why the hell he needs a weapon?
Even I don't like those things and I -allegedly- did bad things to some people.
Try to convince him to get rid of it, those are more trouble than they're worth.

>>8482273
>>8482240
Stop

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>>8482150
Yes, brother.
Pizza party.

>>8482200
>Regirock enters a room with a large table, covered by maps, one for each region and sits down facing the doorway
Registeel should be here by now...how strange.

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>>8482281
Not sure.
>>8482283
He got it from some ghosts. Do I need to get a gun?
>>8482287
Alright I'll talk to him. Thank you.
>Call up Pearl.

>>8482221
Show him you're muscles those guns are better anyway ;)

>>8482200
>Frankie: Sad realization.
Yeah. I'm switching to keeping my necessary stuff on belt clips seeing as bags bother him that much.
Thank you very much.

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>>8482293
>Registeel arrives 15 minutes late with soda and pizza.
>Last number is amount of pizza boxes with 0 being 10.
Hello.

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>>8482288
(Hey, think we could just stop responding to shitposters? )
(....... god today is shit. fucking hell. )
>>8482304
I would suggest asking him to get rid of it for legal reasons. If he insists on keeping a gun for some reason perhaps talk to him about acquiring one legally.

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>>8482324
>ring ring
Hey, can I get some advice?
I have a little, er, problem.
There's a loose end on a job I need to take care of but I'm not sure I can, how can I put this... resolve it in a manner that won't piss off my superior officers. Also, it's very dangerous and our local guy just dealt with some heavy shit.
Any advice?

>>8482324
I'm lurking to shitpost about jiji and bones not see johnny test shitposting

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>>8482304
maybe ask him, ba careful tough

>>8482221
I've always wondered why humans still use guns when Pokemon exist.

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>>8482304
Hey Diamond! I just got onto Route 1 in Kalos, how's it going on your end?

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hey guys what happened to my glaceon
shes not moving