HG thread
Really fucking dead edition
HG is ________
>>8459149
Well try it. Go ahead and smile, see if anyone harrasses you.
I don't have any food with me.
>>8459207
Sleeping.
>>8459163
Okay.
>>8459212
I'm too shy.
But if you really want it then..
>being this dead
Post dank memes.
>>8459245
>>8459243
>sneakily looks behind the paper
>>8459207
Matoi
>>8459252
>>8459261
...
>quickly hides the smile
A-ah.
>>8459277
>>8459245
I think this is shopped
>>8459285
Cute! See, no harrassing!
>>8459314
No, it's real
>>8459340
I guess she... fell in his trap.
>>8459321
You're right.
It's different from the school.
>>8459340
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that that news is fake too.
>>8459368
Huh? What do they do there?
>>8459374
They always being loud whenever I talked or smiled.
It's like I'm a weird one.
HG dies when ____ die
>>8459435
the non-shitposters
>>8459435
Izaya's virginity
>>8459419
Well you have kinda big eyes. That's weird but not bad. You're not an alien, are you?
First 24. No dupes.
>>8459459
Reigen Arataka
>>8459459
Loni
>>8459459
Me
>>8459459
Merak
>for the love of god please don't be bait.
>>8459459
Maria and Harusame
>>8459450
Big eyes? I have never thought of that.
Of course not.
>>8459459
Suiren
>>8459459
Ibaraki Douji
>>8459459
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8459459
Riesz
>>8459459
Shoebill
>>8459459
Lewd Roman
>>8459459
Cayde-6
>>8459459
Sliver Queen
>>8459459
Master Illusionist Awawa
>>8459474
Now you know!...
>>8459459
Red Eyes B. Dragon
>>8459459
Lycoris
If dubs Maria ERPs
>>8459459
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8459499
...Maybe.
Sometimes I wear this to keep myself away.
>>8459522
if 8 she does it with Aikawa
>>8459529
assist rolling
>>8459528
But why? Isn't it way too warm?
>>8459522
kill me
now
>>8459459
Suz
It's bait...
>>8459566
>only 18 entries
>>8459459
My daughter
>>8459536
I don't want to meet them outside of school.
I can handle the warm and sweats.
>>8459459
Leonardo Da Vinci
>>8459459
Halo Wars
>>8459459
My gun
>>8459583
Sweats? ...hehe, do you need a bath?
>>8459459
Shii
>>8459583
>sniffus sweat
If it's bait I'll pick up the roster, just let me wank first.
>tfw hoping someone will reply to my entry so I can try to rp
Drink the potion by replying to it with a character/ava
The effects listed will apply to you for the rest of the thread
0 - Mimic potion - Your ava temporarily has all the powers of the ava below you.
1 - Happiness potion - They become obnoxiously happy no matter what you do or happens to you
2 - Fear potion -They see thier worst nightmare happen before thier eyes.
3 - The potion was just copious amounts of alcohol. Your ava is now drunk.
4 - Command potion - You must obey one order from the poster below you.
5 - Love potion - You must reveal your ava's loves and stay wildly infatuated
6 - Hate potion - You must fight the ava below you
7 - Bizzaro - become the complete opposite to your avas personality
8 - Truth Serum, all questions people ask your ava you must answer truthfully.
9 - L-lewd - your ava finds themselves in the erp thread. You must at least kiss one of the people there before leaving.
Dubs - roll twice, combine the results*
Trips - roll trice, combine the results*
Quads - Request an ava you want to see and someone must play them.
*Ignoring any further dubs or trips rolls
>>8459635
t. bait host
>>8459459
Serval
>>8459522
But mom it's three in the morning!
>>8459657
That wasn't me though
>>8459603
Yes. What about it?
But I will do it later. Probably.
>>8459627
Why?
>>8459655
Kys cancer.
>>8459655
Hi Baron Corbin.
>>8459655
>is RP dead
>>8459649
I suppose there couldn't be any harm in trying this.
>>8459668
Oh, I thought I could offer you a bath...
>>8459608
oshit it's time >>8459657
>>8459655
>rp revives using a potion, then crushes the pathetic edgy anon in his basement with a forklift
>>8459459
Yukine
First unlimited.
Dupes allowed.
>>8459678
Oh.
Why the offer?
>>8459722
Because I have a really nice bath and it's very close!
>>8459725
You're too nice.
Are you sure I can use it?
>>8459701
Speaking of, I wonder where my friends are and how they are doing right now.
>>8459747
Yeah, of course. Be my guest.
>>8459726
t. Bolin
>>8459435
Brantsteele
>>8459175
Been a while since an HG OP made me kek.
Thanks, mate.
>>8459773
Why would you think that was me?
>>8459796
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8459801
gay
>>8459649
Gimme that
>>8459805
kys
>>8459796
I don't know either, you're too autistic to have any actual layers of irony
>>8459761
Thank you. But I have to buy foods first.
How about we eat together in your place? I will buy for you, too.
>>8459805
Oh this'll be good.
>>8459810
Except I usually operate on some levels of irony my man.
let me tell you all about the first time i laid eyes on my love, aussa
i thought she was beautiful, of course, with her long brown hair, her slender form draped loosely with a big sweater... anyone who has seen her remarks on her elegance, as if designed by a masterful artist with a unique creative vision, unlike the classical paradigm and yet so much better
but such superficial beauty was only the first joyous gift aussa gave me when she entered my life. this was merely some bonus, for below the beautiful appearance, all those beautiful movements and mannerisms, was the most profound and sublime soul, a transcendent wholeness of person unlike any other
beneath her cute laughs and playful, clever quips was an intellect intimidatingly vast and astute, as if somehow someone as young as she had lived five lifetimes and read libraries through; her knowledge of music was unbelievable, almost literally unbelievable, but always backed up. not only had she listened to everything, she understood it, theoretically, historically; it was as if she could write you a treatise on any album, from lame indie to baroque, jazz to hindustani classical. there was hardly a thing i knew that she didn't know better, and yet she carried this knowledge without assumption or pretense, merely out of love and not out of spite
and that was her most fantastic quality: she loves like no other. aussa looks at the universe, in every detail, and wants to know it because she loves it, and it loves her. the smallest joys bring her transcendence; in approaching life she proceeds:
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
i went home and cried the first day i met her. i realized i was madly in love, that i would never meet someone whose very being was so saintly, that perfect combination of divinity and humility, an angelic presence in our mundanity
>>8459822
no you operate on levels of self deprecation and feign irony, and the reality of you is much more pitiful than the faked self hate version of you
>>8459834
Eh? Who is this?
>>8459811
Sure, thank you! I'm kinda hungry as well.
>>8459826
>google search
>no results
>desuarchive
>no results
um
>>8459817
It's NOT you, you jackass!
>>8459836
>and the reality of you is much more pitiful than the faked self hate version of you
where the proofs at
>>8459861
kek
>>8459868
why the heck are you laughing shithead
give me the darn proofs
right now
>>8459856
Whoa. Don't jump to conclusions. Shut your mouth and confess who you've got a boner for.
You have to. It's the rules
>>8459839
Well.
What do you want to eat?
>>8459879
>>8459856
Carpet munchers go home
>>8459879
>>8459856
>>>/lezzyland/
>>8459907
>>8459912
But I thought this was where all the fags hung out.
>>8459918
No, they hang out at the hottest new joint, Dachau.
Why don't I show you how nice it is?
>>8459906
Y-... yoghurt, uh, for example... and something warm?
>>8459933
Is that a young version?
>>8459927
Yeah okay.
Sounds like you'd FIT RIGHT IN
>>8459879
No one. Ghost boy and that foxtailed girl you keep hanging out with are cute, but one's a whiny bitch and the other's a siren whose got more lies in her words than knives under my bed. Besides, BOTH are monsters and the only way I'm sleeping with the enemy is drugged or if I'm using it to kill them in the middle of it.
>>8459907
>>8459912
I said it's not her so shut your trap!
>>8459937
>Y-... yoghurt, uh, for example... and something warm?
So cum.
>>8459937
Mhm and its the only picture from her past. She become a sociopath after that
>>8459953
>Sonocuma
>>8459956
She used to be cuter.
>>8459942
KIKE NOSE
I
K
E
N
O
S
E
>>8459965
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have NO IDEA how close my mother and 4 year old cousin came to catching me jacking off
Holy shit that was terrifying
>>8459944
I'M NOT A MONSTER I KILL MONSTERS! STUPID!
>>8459937
... Okay then.
I'll see you later after I buy these.
>>8459973
Next time don't jack off to your 4 year old cousin.
>>8459961
what's that suppose to mean
>>8459979
Bye bye, Takane. Thanks!
>>8459982
Hehehe.
>>8459981
Do I look like Kamina to you?
>>8459973
thanks for that input
>>8459987
No problem.
>>8459973
My housemaid found out when I was 14 but she didn't do anything
>>8459973
Was it to Ouma?
>>8459944
I think you need to mellow out a little. Why don't you ever kill anything that actually deserves it?
I mean z it was easy pickings in Germany but things are a little different now dude.
>>8459993
I've had some very close calls in my time.
>>8459994
Nope, it was to this semen demon
>>8459993
>tfw caught multiple times
>>8460006
wrong link >>8459973
tfw caught so much that I don't even care anymore
>>8459985
say something cute in german
>>8460020
Etwas süßes?
>>8460010
kek
>>8460006
>>8460016
what a lewd fag
Say hi to erp>>8455397
>>8460024
What's that mean?
>>8459973
Post what you were jerking it to.
>>8460045
Yeah what the fuck, there's no knocking here. They just open the door and instantly start talking and looking at you.
The reason I don't care anymore is because it's their own fucking fault.
>>8460058
"something cute".
>>8460001
Every one of them deserves it Suz. Even if it's just for putting them out of thier misery.
>>8459977
Who are you? Answer me quickly.
>>8460065
Nothing in particular.
>>8460068
Yeah, same.
>>8460068
Teach me German
>>8460077
Alright. Fill me in.
Why.
>>8460091
Okay, first say Döner.
>>8460115
First I have to learn how to put those little dots above the o
>>8460135
Hit " and then o. At least that's how my Thinkpad with American keyboard layout does it.
>>8460144
'o'
I did it!
>using an old Compaq with no numberpad
>>8460158
N-no... It's shift + ' , then o.
>>8460144
By the way "etwas niedliches" wäre die bessere Übersetzung.
AltGr+O
>>8460171
I consider that to translate as "something adorable".
Alright, if you reply to this post, you must hug the poster below.
If you get dubs you kiss instead
If you get trips you ERP instead
>>8460181
How do you say traps in german?
>>8460167
This better not turn off my computer...
"O
>>8460203
Why would anybody do this
>>8460181
2 uwaws?
>>8460203
huggus and kissus
>>8460100
Suz, don't be stupid, you KNOW why.
>>8460203
>>8460254
>huggu
Geh nach Hause, Yankee!
>>8460263
>reluctantly hugs him back
Go back to school kid.
>>8460210
The ones to catch animals are "Fallen"
The cute ones are "traps"
>>8460231
That's my friend!
>>8460265
pic related, there's a lot of possible meanings, but not one of the listed is "adorable".
>>8460265
Awawa irl likes traps in 2d
>>8460293
School ended 2 hous ago, homo.
>>8460254
None of these goofballs are anything like what were used to fighting. You're jumping at shadows.
>>8460314
Too easy on kids these days.
>>8460323
Something's off. I woulden't be sent to a nice place.
>>8460293
>gives a small bloody hug
>>8460343
Somethings off alright, and its definitely your intel guy.
>>8460203
>>8460371
i want it
>>8460371
hug me
>>8460347
>resists the urge to kill it and just lets the hug happen.
>>8460366
No, they said there was plenty of monsters here and they were correct.
>>8460224
Oh, I forgot to respond. Just copy this ö.
Now to the next word: Flüchtling.
>>8460397
Traps are gay.
>>8460389
Alright, yeah. Okay I'm gonna give you that one. But they don't really require a stabbing know what I mean?
>>8460077
>answers slowly
asshole making assumptions about what I am...
>>8460410
Yes, and?
>>8460371
I already regret doing this. Don't get used to this because this is the last time I do this.
>Bikko puts one arm around the anon's back and quickly delivers a half-assed hug before letting him go
>>8460379
You were to late kid. You didn't miss out on much anyway.
>>8460458
Made my day.
>Gives $50 and a pack of smokes.
>>8460203
roll
>>8460505
>kissu
>>8460466
Thanks. I was beginning to run low on my smokes.
If dubs you all drink from the potions again.
>>8459649
Can someone host
>>8460514
G-gah...
>hugs
>>8460203
>rerolls
>>8460431
Just me end it for you, casper.
>>8460430
A quick slice is better than a bullet.
>>8460532
Nice try.
>>8460549
>>8460552
Ohoho, come here~
>>8460548
K
First 24, no swaps, no bumps, super quick mode, and I might disappear.
Welcome...to Jurassic Park.
>>8460566
Gabriel
>>8460566
Gascoigne
>>8460566
Filler 1
>>8460552
No! I never even did anything!
>>8460566
Yukine
>>8460566
Filler 2
>>8460566
Cute Autist
>>8460566
Sliver Queen
>>8460566
Bikko
>>8460566
Filler 3
>>8460566
Riesz
>>8460566
Julia Douglas
>>8460566
Helevu
>>8460557
Make it quick.
>>8460566
Smolgore
>>8460566
Rumia
>>8460566
True Heroes
>>8460566
Filler 4
Post more you faggets
>>8460566
Shoebill
>>8460566
Jack Spicer
>>8460600
Wait, you're not that girl that girl that likes Ahri?
oh well.
>hugs
>>8460566
Reigen Arataka
>>8460566
Filler 5
>>8460566
Becky Lynch
>>8460566
Arlecchino
>>8460566
Thick n' Juicy Deer
>>8460566
Ibaraki Douji
>>8460566
Filler 6
>>8460566
Lord Beerus
>>8460566
KO's Wife
>>8460566
Filler 7
>>8460600
>rubs tum
>>8460566
Lum!
>>8460645
Let's do this!
>>8460614
I will never not think of Jaden Smith when I see that face.
>>8460678
Shitty winner. Redo.
>>8460663
Oh, hey! A river! Nea-!
>>8460668
>Horrifying, ear-damaging goat screams are heard as Smolgore is electrocuted.
>>8460686
GG Good bye.
>>8460686
Congrats!
>>8460689
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8460656
>>8460652
This totally isn't fair.
>>8460666
>I have no idea what you're talking abut, but lemme check those trips for ya Satan
>>8460689
Well, that was short and unsatisfying
>>8460689
>fillers placed sequentially except for 5
boner
>>8460683
And you should redo your face. It looks like it's been covered in Cheetos and Baron's semen. Perhaps some bleach will take care of that? :^)
>>8460706
I'd show you a picture, but then I'd have to save his ugly face to my harddrive.
>>8460689
Well that was quick. Thanks for all this and congrats I guess.
>>8460689
Thanks a bunch kiddo.
>>8460713
Geeze gorey, at least attach an image.
>>8460750
t. kamina
>>8460720
>Definitely not worth the risk then. After googling it, I see what you mean
Stroke my massive ego and I'll host.
>>8460598
Godspeed, you unknown familiar with superior vidya waifu taste.
>>8460763
eat shit
>>8460757
kek
>>8460689
Nothing like a good quick battle to get my blood pumping.
Thank you for the warm-up.
>>8460763
Is that a metaphor for your penis?
>>8460763
But I don't want shit games
>>8460763
You have sexy legs.
>>8460763
Lilly is best girl
>>8460763
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
>>8460765
I have no idea what I have done to be thanked for but you are quite welcome.
>>8460798
Shizune*
>>8460798
>>8460825
*Akira
>>8460825
You're alright kid.
>>8460838
My love
>>8460838
>feeds pastries
>>8460880
Geez kid I don't know what to say except get your eyes checked.
>>8460891
Easy now I can feed myself! You're getting food everywhere.
>>8460921
Yeah but your mouth was wide open and I wanted to. Now chew, you're getting crumbs on your clothes.
>>8460908
thats a monster fucking burger
>>8460908
I did actually, I just got back from an eye exam not even joking.
Since I'm a complete and total cuck I'll host for those that don't dislike my games after all. Should I do entry in this thread or the next one?
>>8460983
New thread, please.
>>8460983
Next
>>8460409
Döner Flüchtling~
Can I have your ThinkPad?