HG thread

I can't believe my penguin is fucking dead

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>Some some cuck shitposts you but it was after the new thread was made so you just pretend you didn't see it because you just can't handle that kind of abuse right now

>>8457088
>pats anon on the back
They're all in a better place right now.

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>>8457088
Club penguin died today?

>>8457102
Yeah, but...they took my puffles too, man. Flames and Fluffy, Jet and the rest...all gone man. They're all fucking dead.

>>8457111
And I along with it

>>8457098
>implying anyone but the one anon has a problem with you

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>>8457050
I'm just saying what I see.
An Oni who's not proud of their original form, shouldn't be even called Oni, but I've never met anyone like that before. So that's most likely just a human masquerading as one of us.

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>>8457118
why does god hate us

>>8457123
>not proud of their origional form

What did it mean by this?

>>8457125
What do kids do on the Internet now? I had Club Penguin and Habbo, what do you do?

You are a kid, right? I really don't know anything about you beyond shitposts. I'd tell you not to waste your time here but I'm sure you've heard it all before

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>>8457123
Do not mock your kin!

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>>8457119
I-I just can't handle being not liked. Protect me pls.

>>8457150
My ava would be the worst thing to have protect you ._.

>>8457150
Fear not, warrior maiden! I shall protect you from the shadows where none can detect me! Yes... to fight darkness, one must immerse himself in the darkness! Even in this darkness, I will shine! Ahahaha!!

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>>8457127
Shapeshifting. It's rather common among demons.

>>8457139
That's the problem, you dufus. She isn't my kin. Oni are proud creatures, and none of us would sing a dumb song like that. That's just how it is.

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>>8457138
I used to just play flash games n emulators online, then I had a deviantart phase, and then I started playing stuff like Drawception, then I moved to Flockmod, then to Kiki/Omegle, then to HG, and nowadays, I just watch Youtube, draw, and spend a bunch of time with Booce all day. Club Penguin, Animal Jam and this one Barbie website were my childhood MMOs.

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>>8457182
Hah! You mustn't take such silly things so seriously! But her horns...no! They are as every bit a part of her as her skin! I should know, I checked myself.

>>8457188
Newgrounds and stuff, huh? Guess it's pretty much the same.

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>>8457182
I think you just hate her better looking horns!

#allonismatter!

>>8457182
For such proud creatures it appears you partake in the consumption of cake without shame! The half eaten silver tower of pastries! The endless foundation of tea to continuously cleanse your fatigued palette!

What is that in your hand? Dare I call you a... Macaro-oni...?

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>>8457200
It was a comfy time. I remember when I drew my first picture on MS paint, I made a caterpillar using the circle tool. I made a dog once, too, but I remember accidentally using the bucket tool and filling the wrong thing, so I closed the program and cried.

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Kaminaito. Low effort but whatever.

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>>8457220
Sophisto?

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>>8457220
>10/10

>>8457239
Cancer?

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>>8457196
Let me show you something that the humans invented while you were sealed away!
>The Oni searches through her clothes and pulls out a tube of glue from it
This is what she was using to deceive you!

>>8457202
Why would I care about that? As long as she isn't saying that her horns are prettier than Shuten's, I don't really care.

>>8457208
>The Oni was about to say something, but the "joke" that just left the human's mouth left her speechless

host when

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>>8457242
...
N-No, I'm not Yukine.

>>8457261
Bring back your dangans

Post it
Just post it!

>>8457254
So just to be clear, she's not an oni, because she can change her size?

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>>8457258
I could do it if need be.

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>>8457264
Post what? The brownies?

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>>8457263
Am I not good enough for you?

>>8457254
Do not let me keep you from enjoying you sweets, fair maiden! For what is an entertainer's purpose if not to make the music clearer, the air sweeter, and the food you enjoy all that more tasteful!

Go on... don't be shy. Speak! Speak your mind!

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>>8457264

>>8457283
I had this game. It was strangely fun at the beginning, but got boring as hell quick.

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>>8457266
What?
I've said nothing like that.
She isn't an Oni, because she looks exactly like a human with fake horns, so I won't call her one of us as long as I'm not convinced otherwise.

Also that song was childish. No Oni would sing something like that. Remember that we are supposed to be fearsome demons!

>>8457269
dont

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>>8457292
I'll go back to reading then.

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>>8457264

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>>8457289
Not all oni look the same. They vary. Also, she drinks alcohol all day. So singing a childish song is not out of the question.

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>>8457254
Pah! Nonsense! I felt that them! They were solid and strong, my grip could've crushed a human's leg to dust! Not only that, but when we drank, it would have killed any human to have as much as she took!
>She slams her club against the ground with a leer.
And nobody would dare lie to an oni.
>>8457269
Haha, do it!

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>>8457282
>The Oni doesn't really understand the situation, so she just slowly turns away from the human
Don't tell me what to do if you wish to keep your tongue.
>She pulls out a donut from one of her pockets and starts eating it

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>>8457312
I'm still not convinced that she is one of us. Oni are pillaging, savage, man-eaters! Rogue ones that don't follow our traditions are rare.

That's what my mother always told me!

>>8457317
S-So you're saying that I'm wrong? I hope you didn't forget that I'm Ibaraki Douji! The ringleader of the Oni of Mt. Ooe! I-I'm the wise king of all Oni, so you should listen to my wise words!

>>8457327
That's... I do wish to keep my tongue... however... I can understand if there is a part of me that you wish to have...

>Spreads invisible arms dramatically

Come then! Oni! If you desire me, then now is your chance! My hands? My leg? My beautiful flowing hair?!

Welcome to the T@%#@! Buffet!!

>>8457348
>T@%#@!

Wut

>>8457358
Trucking

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>>8457348
>The Oni doesn't even pay attention to the human who keeps talking behind her, because she is just too mesmerized by the delicious sweetness of her donut that she is still munching on

>>8457361
Nice buttcheek face, loser.

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>>8457345
And yet you forget something, o' king! I am Kamikirmusi, "God of the eroding slash"!
>She takes a heavy swipe at the air with her club, a crackle of electricity arcing along the weapon.
We are oni! We pay heed only to those who earn our respect! And she has earned mine, in strength and deeds. Even if she were not an oni in body, she has the heart and soul of us!

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>>8457361
>smashes all your remaining sweets.

There was an ant.

>>8457361
>Falls to all floors, rejected
>Reaches out with one frail trembling arms, sweaty hand grasping the air

I-ignored... defeated by a mere donut...

Hear my cries, Ice Princess Oni! Your shoulder is colder than a witch's netheregions!

More holes than that donut my heart does have, but sweeter than it's frosting I am for certain! Behold as a single bite can undo the cruel existance of a donut brought to it by it's creator by eliminating it's hole, such will sweet words of acknowledgement mend the very spaces in my heart!

>Arm falls limp

>>8457377
Why have you spared me, fair maiden?! As invisible as I may be, was my sweetness not worthy of your wrath?

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>>8457370
>The Oni tries to retaliate with some insults of her own, but she just spits out the remains of the donut that was still in her mouth

>>8457376
>The Oni just stares at the other Oni as she goes on with her speech about heart and other things that Ibaraki couldn't care less about
Sure.
>The Oni tries to reach for her sweets, because chewing on those sounds more entertaining than listeni-

>>8457377
>The Oni goes pale as her remaining sweets are destroyed right before her eyes
B-But-
>She tears up

Truth or Dare time.
Evens: Truth
Odds: Dare

>>8457406
Alright

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>>8457406
I'll roll with it before I got to bed.

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>>8457409
>got to bed
I'm a fucking moron.

>>8457406
Okay.

>>8457409
I dare you to explain your motives

>>8457409
I dare you to go to bed.

>>8457409
https://youtu.be/eglkX5_osWQ

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>>8457402
>Kamikirimusi scoffs, grabbing Ibaraki roughly by the shoulder and hoisting the smaller oni up to eye level.
Are your fellow oni worth so little to you, to where mere CANDY is more important to you than our own!?

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>>8457418
My motive is I want Emilia-tan to go out with me.

>>8457419
Okay.

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>>8457406
Roll!

>>8457409
I dare you to kissu the next guy that replies to you

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>>8457401
>she smashes the anon
Ah. Another ant.

>>8457402
There was an ant touching it. I had to.

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>>8457395
>With a final bite the Oni seals the donut's fate, and turns around
What? If you want to die, could you do it somewhere else? I'm not hungry anymore, so I have no need for your dead body.

>>8457422
>The Oni squirms around as she uncomfortably picked up by one of her shoulders
C-Could you at least do the whole grabbing thing properly? My arm is about to go numb.

B-But whatever! I already told you that I won't treat anyone as an Oni, as long as I'm not completely convinced that they are one of us!
Now put me down or I'll tell Shuten about this!

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>>8457444
Checked.
>>8457409
Hey baby. How bout that kiss?
>uses urine infused breath spray

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>>8457448
B-But you smashed my food! I-I wanted to share them with someone, but you ruined everything now!
Have you gone mad, that you wish to experience the rage of the strongest Oni?

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>>8457448
>Smashed as rose petals released from the impact sprinkle the air, scenting the room with a flowery fragrance

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>>8457463
>T@^#&@'s soul drifts off into the night sky

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>>8457264

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>>8457481
T@^#&@-san...gone too soon...

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>>8457481
Good riddance! It was an awfully annoying one even by human standards.

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>>8457463
A true oni would not complain about such a weak and harmless grip. An oni would never lie, and I swear on my pride as one that she is as well! And as for you...
>The scowl shifts to a sickened sneer as she swiftly smashes her to the soil with an earth-shaking thud, and slams a foot on the other oni's chest.
HAVE YOU NO PRIDE OR STRENGTH OF YOUR OWN? Are you not ashamed of yourself in relying on threats to bring another in to this!?

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>>8457406
Gimmie

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>>8457474
>Gedoumaru picks up a boulder and tosses it in the air, and proceeds to swing her mace like a bat.
>the boulder goes right over your head like a bullet.

Did you say something?

>>8457525
I dare you to post your cat trying to kill you.

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>>8457530
Took this pic earlier, she was shoving her face in my shirt.

>>8457538
That's a cute kitten.

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>>8457507
>The Oni shows no signs of being in pain from being thrown to the ground and stepped on, but she is clearly annoyed by it
Now you've done it!
>The Oni points at the sky, where two gigantic, burning fists appear out of nowhere
If you don't get off of me, I'll squash you like a bug.

And no, I'm not ashamed at all.

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>>8457543
I agree! She's plump, like a beach ball!

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>>8457538
What a fatty

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>>8457562
My kitteh is tiny...

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>>8457529
>The Oni starts intensely sweating as the boulder barely misses her head
Y-Yes, I did! How do you intend to repay me for messing up my plans?

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>>8457574
I don't.


>she climbs into a t.v. and disappears.

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>>8457549
>She looks up and snorts at the sight
Magic? Really? What kind of oni would stoop that low? AND WHERE IS YOUR HONOR?
>Kamikirimusi shoves the smaller oni away with her foot, before hopping a short distance away, and pointing her club threateningly.
You're the one who comes across as less than an oni here. Coward.

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>>8457566
OHMTGODTHATWASAGOODVIDEO

>>8457571
They have a cute collar!

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>>8457582
Y-You! Yes! You better run!
>The Oni laughs as the girl leaves through the t.v.
I-It was obvious that she didn't want to face the wrath of the strongest Oni!
>She just keeps laughing

>>8457574
>filename

Bitch! It's 32 proof! I can drink 1+ a normal 750ml sake bottle myself in one night. And I don't drink often.

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>tfw Tricky is not your little sister

>>8457603
>a glazed donut covered in sand flies out of the tv, right onto your face

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>>8457606
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcvkH8mLqbs

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>>8457606
>tfw gonna have a new little sister in July

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>>8457588
It's not magic! It's one of my skills as a Heroic Spirit, but I can show you another one! This one is called Disengage!
>The Oni dusts herself off while letting out a sigh, turns around, and runs away at full speed
The next time we meet, I'll feed you your own heart, traitor!

>>8457606
>wanting a whore for a little sister

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>>8457594
She shredded it. Turns out Chen does not like them...

>>8457636
>not wanting to fuck your little sister

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>>8457636

>>8457650
Kys mudslime!

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>>8457632
Then run, coward! No true oni would flee at battle! You are no leader, but a disgrace, and a miserable excuse of our kind!
>Angrily the other oni slams her club against the ground.
To think my heart once soared to think that I had found you.

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Reminder

>>8457680
Reminder that... ?

>>8457626
>pats

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>>8457666
>devil oni

>>8457690
Holes is a shit book and it's jewish propaganda

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>>8457706
Be clear in the meaning of your speech, or do not speak at all!

>>8457707
Just because it's jewish does not mean it's shit. But it is shit, I'll give you that.

Next you're gonna say Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, History of the World pt 1, Robin Hood: men in tights are shit cause a jew made them.

>>8457713
Pointing out your satanic trips.

Please don't kill me...

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>>8457698
>counterpats

>>8457728
But they are shit

>>8457732
>glomps

>>8457728
I said 'shit and' not 'shit because'

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>>8457731
Eh...?
...Ahahaha! Fair enough!

someone host pls

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>>8457731
Demons don't often listen to pleas of mercy. If anything it just excites them friend. The trick is to never meet one.

>>8457739
NO!!

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>>8457739

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>>8457733
>but they are shit.

No, your taste in comedies is shit.

>>8457738
Girl seems familiar. Source?

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>>8457735
>Catches, but also tumbles over onto her back.

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>>8457747
>Soul Calibur IV
>>8457743
But ONI are not against the idea, if they are impressed, or in a good mood.

>>8457739
You passed up your chance earlier. I'm too tired to do it now.

>>8457747
A very meh one off character in Soul Calibur

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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>>8457777

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>>8457758
>>8457753
>>8457747
>Also that. Technically she's supposed to be a lot more depressed than I play her because "WAAAH ALL THE OTHERS ARE DEEEAAAD I'M ALL ALOOONE" but they're not here so fuck it.

>>8457768

>>8457777
>

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>>8457776
Ffs!
>>8457777

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>>8457748
hi

>>8457768
Fuck off Cirno

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>>8457785
OH PLEASE GOD NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOO

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>>8457789
>Cirno is the only Touhou fan on /trash/
>absolutely no way it's someone else

>>8457785
SOMEBODY

>>8457792
Did she just load a chocolate bar into her gun? Or w/e it is

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>>8457792
>>8457801
i will shoot you for your rudeness

>>8457792
Quick! Summon someone or something to help!

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>>8457753
Oh I know. Very demanding workers. Almost as ravenous as vampires. Almost.
>>8457814
Did someone say summon? What kind?

>>8457821
A kind that fucking summons something to help!

>>8457797
Yes.

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>>8457826
No.

>>8457832
Yes, fuck off

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>>8457821
And what does a blood-sucker know of our kind?

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>>8457836
You are not my supervisor.

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>>8457840
I am now

I need 24 IDIOTS right now!

Yes, this is a game. But if you enter it, you'll be an IDIOT. Also fat and gay. Can you handle that pressure?

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>>8457844
>gets back to work.

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>>8457846
A gay fat idiot

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>>8457846
Schlomo Von Shekelstein

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>>8457846
Kamikirimusi

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>>8457846
The Emperor.

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>>8457846
An Idiot

>>8457854
Moses Goldswindler

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>>8457803
I-It wasn't my fault. There was a mixup.

>>8457809
YOU'RE SO BAD. DIE A FORGETFUL DEATH

>>8457814
I summon Swordhunter, face-up attack mode.

>>8457846
Suz

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>>8457846
My wife

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>>8457846
Fluorette

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>>8457846
Za! Spirudo!

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>>8457846
Carltama

12 more fat gay idiots are needed

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>>8457846
Soldier
And for the record, this is not fat. This is 100% American patriotism!

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>>8457873
My daughter

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>>8457846
Urias
>>8457838
I summon and command them young wanderer.
>>8457823
Control your tongue, I will. Labyrinth Devil sound good to you? The blood moon is rising high today

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>>8457873
Dive Man

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>>8457873
Clown

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>>8457878
No oni would ever allow themselves to be insulted so!
...Aside from perhaps that travesty that fled a few moments ago.

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>>8457873
Touka Takanashi

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>>8457846
Ronaldo

>>8457861
>summoning goes bad. An explosion occurs, causing smoke.
>from the smoke, phallic tentacles shoot out and wrap around >>8457809
>he gets dragged back into the smoke clouds. Violated by the mysterious being.

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>>8457886
Please, I make sure they are paid well for thier services.

7...more...

>>8457887
Nice tits

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>>8457892
>Clear visible distress and panic ensues

>Amidst frightened whines and whispers she does her best Helevu impression and goes hacking, and whacking, and slashing

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>>8457899
An Army of Skeletons

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>>8457896
What oni would care for mere money?

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>>8457899
Androgynous Penguin

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>>8457846
Minamoto no Raikou

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>>8457899
Ki-Bo

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>>8457899
Rin

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>>8457899
Skull Man

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>>8457846
Tubing

>>8457902
Wait, why are you helping the guy you wanted gone?

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>>8457899
MO' DAKKAH

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>>8457902
I sound nothing like that!

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>>8457899
Helevu

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8457920
Fuck off Baron

>>8457920
kys baron

>>8457920
Ily Baron!

>>8457927
>Rattles swappingly
>>8457915
>>8457920

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>>8457927
Swap me out for >>8457926
Please

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>>8457918
>'summoning goes bad'
>writhing mass of rape tentacles appear

IS THIS THE KIND OF THING YOU SHOULD TAKE CHANCES ON?

>>8457920
Wait until I start crying, then it'll come full circle.

>>8457934
>>8457939
>>8457926
My swap request accidentally quoted the wrong thing, keep her in

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>>8457934
I can't believe I'm going to have to thank a monster... but thanks.
>>8457939
You too.
>>8457941
Wait until I bring that gun of yours to your mouth and unload!

>>8457946
>>8457927
AND APPARENTLY I CAN'T QUOTE THE HOST EITHER

>>8457941
It's a summon! Once it's done wth tbe target it will vanish! You'll just make it aggr-
>anon gets grabbed by tentacles, n dragged into the smoke.

No! No! Not there! No-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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>>8457927
Ew. I can feel the compression.

Why would people enter their wife and daughter into a game for fat gay idiot losers? In fact, why would you enter yourself? Have you no respect for yourself? In any case, this city is now populated by 24 gay fat idiot losers.

>>8457946
>>8457949
Done. I think. I dunno what was meant by this.

>>8457733
You seriously need to kill yourself. Let me guess, I bet you think Ace Ventura is funny?

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>>8457948
>Skull Man hoists the top of his 'head' off, the exposed circuitry and bare metal showing off quite clearly that it is, in fact, a robot.
>>8457956
I'M BAD WITH PEOPLE SKILLS OKAY.

>>8457746
Also, President Skroob ava when?

>>8457957
I'm the one who said his taste a shit. Ace Ventura was not bad.

>>8457963
When we also get Pizza the Hut.

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>>8457952
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO IT'S TOO LATE FOR HIM.

TORCH IT

>FWOOOOSH

>>8457948
Don't you threaten me with a good time~

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>>8457956
In the city, the city of 24 tributes
We keep it shitpostan, keep it shitpostan

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>>8457956
Hahahaha! Onward, penguin! Faster, FASTER!

>>8457967
But he ate himself to death.

>>8457976
I thought his driver ate himself to death, and that Hut choked on pepperoni

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>>8457973
Street racing and a mass orgy. I bet you wouldn't want your daughter to be involved in that!

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>>8457973
Hello everyone, it's clown here back for another... juicy video. Today we'll find out what happens when you poke a needle in someone's eye. Behind me, you will find this lovely... "volunteer" who has agreed to partake in this little experiment of ours.

>>8457968
>there's nothin but scorch marks.
>he already returned when you lit the spot up.

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>>8457968
I'l threaten you with worse in a minute!
>>8457982
Why is everything here closed?

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>>8457973
What is this "You Tube" you speak of?
>>8457982
Tch. You humans never have anything better to do.

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>>8457982
My life up until this point has been a series of good fortune. I do not deserve to be in the position I am today. Only luck brought me here.

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>picking up an OC just to circlejerk with another OC

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>>8457982

>>8458001
Point out the two oc

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>>8458001

>>8458004
Not even him, but Suzumi and Helevu

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>>8457988
Stop it~ You're making me blush.

>>8457986
"Gentleman. I understand you've been through a lot. But I'd rather not spend the entire winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH."

>>8457993
HAIDARAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8457993
It's all okay

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>>8458010
Let's be quick. The food's good but I don't like these places.

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>>8458010
...It's as I thought. This form just can't do that. If only....
>Fluorette sighs, before equipping her guitar, and idly playing away.

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How do I make a super cool OC that everyone will love me for and finally circlejerk with me?

>>8458009
>the anon was split in two. Literally

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>>8458010
I can assume any identity I want here. Isn't that cool? I can always pretend to be anyone other than myself. It's great

>>8458017
Make a Sophisto varient

>>8457978
Pizza the Hut accidentally locked himself in his stretch limo and ate himself to death.

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>>8458017
Find an oc monster girl. Like dragon

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>>8458021
>By the time the oni smashes and crawls her way out, she's already eliminated.
Cowardly human...face me in combat next time!

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>>8457989
Just turn around and dont look at the gun- Hey wait dont leave!
>>8458001
>All I'm saying on this is I picked it more because I liked the look of hetza's work. If I wanted to circlejerk with sunset Id play Tira if anything.
>>8458010
Killing the vampire first
>>8458021
There, that oni bitch is dead.

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>>8458021
today's game is brought to you by everything you've seen before

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>>8458028
I heard that, HUMAN.

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>>8458021
>>8458028

You fucking cunt! You were supposed to wait until I had the charges in place.

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>>8458031
Rin makes a..."shocking"...discovery!

>>8458021
>>8458031
>>8458041
Dive Man wasn't programmed for this shit

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>>8458041
The Emperor of Mankind, everybody

>>8458043
He's diving into some pussy

>>8458045
DIVE MAN DOESN'T HAVE THOSE PARTS

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>>8458034
Go back to hell where you belong!
>>8458031
How are they all so fast?! I cant catch up to them!
>>8458035
>You find a case nearby the site. Upon opening theres a note reading "That's for slacking on the job"
>>8458043
>needs to stop diving into peoples pants.
>>8458041
Right.. I'l work on killing that vampire tomorrow.

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>>8458045
More rape. I feel like this code wasn't designed for roleplaying, more like capping funny events that happen between two tributes of related material.

>>8458047
None that you know of, anyways

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>>8458048
I can't belong to a place I've never been, little human. Hahaha...
>She swipes her club at the air before resting it against her shoulder, sitting down.
You'll get your comeuppance soon enough. I'll see to that myself!

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>i had ten thousand fucking coins
>why god why

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>>8458050
Dive Man dives into some more pussy.
Sniping's a good job mate.

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>>8458059
Should've stopped, dropped and rolled.

>>8458057
My penguin was 11 years old. He didn't even get to be a teenager...

>tfw never played Club Pinguin

I had strict parents, okay?

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>>8458065
>mine was only 9
>a shame that i spent real life money on it

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>>8458057
Lenny, it's ok. They went to penguin heaven. Also known as Findus.
>>8458065
Now the monsters are gone, it's time to remove the evidence.

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>>8458065
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY TAXI

>>8458068
It was good. I bet it was the start of many a roleplay career.

>going to the puffle store and sitting in a pen typing "adopt me" and waiting for parents to come around

>>8458069
I did too, but I was a child at the time. Really it was my Dad's money but whatever.

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>>8458073
The pussy slaying robbit is your winner for tonight. Except, he's still a gay idiot nerd. Did y'all forget that part?

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>>8458075
Fat gay idiots

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>>8458075
Thanks for hosting.

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>>8458068

>I admit i never played it nor runesape ethier.
>>8458073
Learn to drive dumbass!

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>>8458065
>>8458071
>The idiot, with his last action, drags himself over, honks one of Helevu's breasts, and then falls to the ground.
>He collapses with a thumbs-up

>>8458078
Selling rune scimi 35k

>>8458077
Y-you too...

>>8458078
Runescape brings back memories. I spent a lot of time sitting on a throne at other people's homes and activating trap doors on other players.

That was pretty much the extent of what I did in Runescape. I also used to fish with other players and we'd make up pretend names for the fishes and make our own fishing stories up

>>8458073
>>8458075
>>8458078
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5oXCTDeHFE
Thanks
Fuck. After allthat time using fucking Flash Man, too

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>>8458073
>sitting at the puffle store typing "adopt me" for half an hour
>finding parents to adopt you
>playing the roll of a small retarded penguin boy until the dad left
>typefucking mum in dads igloo while he's gone

I miss those days...

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>>8458079
He died doing what he loved. Being a jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AhGYo9TExU

>>8458092
>tfw still playing Runescape

Fucking around with clan members is pretty fun

>>8458092
>Fishing

Boy. I had a fishing account that never left the fishing guild in three years. During that time I fished up just over half a million sharks.

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>>8458102
How did you last? Fishing is fucking slow and I can't get myself to train it since I already have the fishing level needed for Quest Cape

>>8458095
I left my typefucking to Habbo Hotel and IMVU. I found IMVU when I was five and Dad banned me from playing. At that age I liked it because you could assault other avatars, and then I picked it up again at 8 and discovered ERP. 8 year old ERP is absoultely hilarious, I did it for the keks back then and not to whack my meat or anything

>>8458101
>>8458102
I was too young and retarded to understand the concept of guilds/clans so I spent the time wondering around and doing fuck all.

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>>8458108
It's pretty fun, going into the wildy for Wilderness Warbands, and killing every non friend chat/ clan member while looting the camps

>>8458107
I have no idea. I think I just stopped caring after to months. Didn't even need to hand Jagex my shekels for monthly sub at one point either.

>>8458108
Same. Still remember the raw excitement when I got a d med. which was a sign of wealth back in the days.

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>>8458108
^he didn't typefuck hot sexy penguins

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Why do I enjoy the misery of fat people so much?

>>8458117
Jagex introduced Bonds into the game like a year ago, and you can use a bond for 2 weeks of membership.
They go around for 12m gp now, but higher level players can make that amount of cash pretty fast

>>8458118
I need some of that pink penguin puss in my life desu

>>8458115
>>8458117
>asked my Dad for a Runescape membership
>he said no because I already had Club Penguin membership

feels bad...

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>>8458096
You know it.

>>8458127
>be 10 years old
>irl friend and I go to Al-Kharid Duel Arena and stake our banks
>was like 50k
>win
>he calls my home phone and is pretty pissed at me
>trade it back

After all these years I realise he was kinda a sore loser.

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>>8458137
>he didn't offer it back in exchange for hot runescape erp
What a fag

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>>8458140
Damnit Izaya he literally lived across the street, I'm no fucking homo
ERPing is xp waste

>tfw only had consoles
>played DDR all night long using the external floorstep

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>>8458145
But it gives you real life xp
Like the xp on how to be a professional writer by typefucking

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>>8458148
Who needs real life xp?
I can't get a fucking writing skillcape irl.

>steal my friend's Gameboy because he kept bragging about it and wouldn't give me a turn
>Mom finds me playing it in her closet
>she makes me sneak it back into his house so they don't realise what I've done

what an adventure that was

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>>8458154
Go on, tell us how you did it

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>>8458151
Get someone to make you one when you become a professional erper

>>8458159
nigga leaves their door unlocked, it was an easy task. he lived across the road from me

i forgot they had an inside dog though so i nearly fugged it up, luckily it knew me and responded well to petting

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>>8458161
ERPing is degenerate, Izaya
If I want to fuck, I'll just have to get a girlfriend.

>>8458164
I was expecting more of a story, but still a job well done

>>8458167
in the eyes of a seven year old the journey was a lot more epic

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>>8458167
But anon, think of the cape.

>>8458171
I guess

>>8458174
I'll just use XP lamps

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Huh
Is anybody here?

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>>8458224
But of course.

>>8458224
nice scarf

>>8458224
>throws brick
get the fuck out

>>8458174
Izaya, can you call Tony Abbot, there is something I wanna talk about.

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>>8458224

Anyone know why I can't log in to Club Penguin?

>>8458262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40

>>8458271
A zombie update?

>>8458279
HE'S DEAD JIM

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>>8458262
Why are you logging in to Club Penguin at eight in the morning

>>8458287
>What are timezones
I had thought you smarter than that.
Then again, you did break up with Spike.