ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite gym leader?

>>8454066
They all suck

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>>8454066
I don't know many.
Roxie plays nice music though, so I guess Roxie.

>>8454066
What >>8454083 said

>>8454066
Morty.

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>>8454066
...Cheren?
>>8454012
I see. Desmond will be there shortly hopefully.
I'll see about having... Siebold or someone give you something on self defense.
While it isn't totally renovated if you really need to make haste to leave we have a safehouse in Snowbelle City.
When I say it isn't renovated I mean this highly. Bring your own supplies if you're going to stay there.
>>8454117
Good, good. I'll be excited to see what comes up.

>>8454083
Stop thinking about the ones that suck and thing about the one that succ

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(I did it again, I posted in the old thread)

>>8453912
>>8453976
I will pass the idea to the millennial in marketing, maybe they are more receptive of the idea.

Hm... Kalosian classic seals...

>>8454151
>delet xolress

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>>8454151
Done dropping a member off in Johto, sir. I'm heading out to Frankie's position.

>>8454064
(He's playing on the fact that I'm too afraid of dealing with someone killing themselves to tell him to fuck off, too afraid of verbal abuse to ever call him out on his bull shit, too anxious to ever do anything other than nod along and say "okay I hope that works out well for you". I'm getting fucking played again even though I know exactly what he's doing. )

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>>8454066
Brock no questions asked
I aspire to be like brock

>>8454204
>roll to undelet virginity

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>>8454066
Posting from my trainers dex
I used to live in Fuschia
Janine seemed nice
Some of the League circuit trainers were jerks though
I liked pranking them when they were jerks to us locals

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>>8454204
>rattling intensifies

im like 99% sure jirachi just has a horse dick

>>8454204
>Your phone goes off
>Someone has changed the ringtone to this:
https://youtu.be/OgNuNWJ0ckg?t=24

>Threee guesses who, my friend.

>>8454192
fucking hell man
thats horrible
>roll to hug

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>>8454218
>his body has forgotten but his mind will forever be tainted with flashes of thay terrible night
>>8454241
>the horrors of the rattling Skeleton spooks the re-virginfied stuntbro
>>8454301
She changed my ringtone too god danm it
>changes ringtone to https://youtu.be/JZFj0CTFVYQ

>>8454392
>Hug: happen
>Roll to not lose an eye on a nip
(Watch him respond to one of my posts like "no I ain't dude" or something)
(Gonna fucking kms if I see more shitty OOC hex in response to something I say)
(rip tho I think I had something I was gonna ask but fucking anxiety + shitty memory says that's not happening so fuck me right)

>>8454496
youre good dude hit me up when you remember
im here for you
>roll to put an eye out with a nip
beware dragon
i shall slay thee with my nip swords

>>8454511
>dubsfail
>i put my own eye out
fuck

>>8454511
>>8454526
(You get the ultimate punishment now, so horrible that Satan himself was screaming the three fucking times it's happened. )
>Toss the kitten at his shirt
>Roll to see if a claw snags a nip

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>Land in Cyllage City.
>Seriously considering getting a gun with all the psychos hanging around.
>Look for the eeveelution lover.

>>8454474
>Carmen the Charmless: be freaking out a little.
Ohmygod, I need help.
He's got a fucking bodyguard.
He brought in a Bisharp, and the, um... private eye I hired got put off finishing the job.
I'm seriously scared right now...
I don't even have a Pokemon team! Just a bunch of toys I threw together, and none of those will scratch a Steel-Type!
I... I just don't know...

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>>8454567
>Appear from the shadows
>Shiftweed: Attempt to steal family-sized mascara
>It'll be doing the word a favor...

>>8454552
oh fucking god why
my nip
why god
why satan

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>>8454567
That sounds too dangerous, i don't have many pokemon too, i have a lillipup, there os this klefki that keeps following me, i think it might like me but i don't know
But shouldn't it be a better idea to just give up or go do something else?
It's too dangerous for your pretty face
>>"pretty alright, pretty awful"

>>8454672
God has abandoned you
You're stuck with me, Satan, instead.
>Roll to see if Gladi is ticklish

>>8454612
>It's gone. The gods' work is done.
>Charmless' confidence has fallen!
>She is now 25% more likely to flee from confrontation!
>>8454693
>3
I can't back out now. I've spent too much money... I'd be laughed out of the salon back home...
I don't want to get hurt, but I think I'm going to have to get dirty...
>Charmless: go full stealth, giant purse in hand.

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>>8454693
>rattling
>intensifies

(Yo skitts
I took one last look at the thread
I don't know if it was directed at me or someone else
But I ain't trying to trick no body
But if it makes yall feel better
I'll leave yall alone
I apologize for making you feel like that
He comes back when he comes back
Let's just leave it at that)

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>>8454752
WRYHYHY! Nothing personal, museum business my dear... lady? Uh...

WRYHYHYHY!

>Vanish into Sludge Wave

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>>8454752
>stuntbro is starting to feel pity for charmless
I won't laugh at you, if that makes you feel better

>>8454796
Eat several thousand moldy aids infested cocks turts

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>>8454752
>>8454802
That sure is something.
>Orrefag: Be the night.
>Snoop.

>>8454796
Turts, this is Ray.
Fuck off.
We know you were the original shitstirrer now, and frankly I'm humiliated that I didn't see it earlier.
Take your meds, get out of PAR forever.

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>>8454066
All of them!

What's a gym?

>>8454853
Your boyfriend is shitposting us and has been stalking you.

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>>8454787
>spook meter: scarier than a klefki

>>8454802
>Blush Beast: freak out, then mourn the mascara.
EWWWW!
It... it took my makeup...
>>8454838
I know that ,sweetie, but...
I can't just leave his Pokemon there.
I'm not going to confront him. Just save his Pokemon and disappear.

>>8454796
(No please just stop just fucking stop why is it always me people manipulate? Do people just like seeing me hurt? Have I secretly been enough of a shitbag all my life that I deserve constant emotional manipulation? I'm tired of constantly doubting everyone I talk to)

>>8454845
>Makeup Monster takes off into the night with an unhinged look in her eye.
>Rolling for Dirty Job Sneaking Success...

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>>8455033
>Dubsfail.
>Orr- No.
>Crobatman: Shadow the wench.

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>>8454901
>skeleton continues rattleing
>waves and holds out its hand for a handshake

>>8455033
>>8455063
>DUBS FAIL
>Charmless walks right in the front door, and is not as quiet as she thinks she is.
>Any conscious members of the household and associated people can totally hear her and wreck her day now.
>This desperate, devious character might be unhinged enough to kill, though, if a fight breaks out...

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>>8454923
Well if i can't stop you no one can
Just don't do anything crazy
>"she is going to end up either killed or killing someone, oh well at least i tried to stop her, she'll go to jail in best case scenario"

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>>8455096
>Lame vee: look up questioningly at door.
Hm...?

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>>8455096
...
>Call Frankie's phone.
>Hope to Arceus he left it in his house and not on vibate,

>>8455117
>Charmless has no pattern recognition, and can't tell it's the same 'vee that blasted her in Fuschia in the dim light.
ohmygosh... are you okay?
Did your Trainer do this to you?
It's okay, sweetie, I'm here to help.
>>8455105
(Only an S-grade scene clear ends with no bodies and her dealt with...)

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>>8455075
>stuntbro has accepted hid fate
>he tajes tbe skelly hand and shakes it despite being spooked

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>>8455145
>the skeleton vanishes right before the handshake happens

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>>8455121
>Fishpupper sounds on the other end.
>Hope you're either rocking Colress' tech, which you very well may be, or happen to be a Pokeglot.
Hello?
Frankies asleep, what's wrong?

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>>8455141
>Vee: Almost instantly recognize the voice of the woman who snatched her up back in Kanto
>Vee uses Trump Card on Charmless!

FRANKIE
FRANKIE GET OVER HERE
THE CRAZY LADY'S BACK AND SHE'S RIGHT HERE

>>8455141
HELP FROM YOU WOULD BE LIKE ASKING A DESERT TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST

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>>8455176
>Orrefag has a translator.
You aren't Frankie. Vapey?
Charmless is in your house. I'm keeping the exits guarded.
Exit. I guess.
What's the plan?

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>>8455179
>>8455141
>Shiny walks/wheels in
Crazy lady?
Did Frankie Stick his dick in Crazy because even I know you shouldn't stick it in Crazy

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>>8455141
>adri clears her throat
>she does a cool monologue but charmless doesn't uderstand
>adri glares at charmless

>>8455179
>Charmless rolls for confidence, barely avoiding the attack as she hauls ass into another room...
Sweetie, no! I'm trying to help!
>>8455200
>DUBS: there goes her confidence. She books it on odds.
>>8455213
>>8455223
>SHIT
>Rolling to grab a Pokeball on her way out the door, needs dubs to succeed.

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>>8455202
Leave this to us
Its personal

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>>8455213
You've stuck your dick in lava, you don't count. And either way, this is the lady that grabbed me while we were doing the raid on that van.

>>8455239
>Trump Card, Round 2
I don't want your help, lady!

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>>8455239
>There goes the psycho.
>>8455257
Understood.

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>>8455239
>goes after charmless
>roll to block her path
>>8455213
>secetly hopes that shiny doesn't think she's crazy

>>8455264
>BOOM, right in the back!
>Charmless is injured.
>>8455292
>Aaaand there goes escape plan.
>Charmless fiddles with a lighter and a package from her purse. [fails on an 8, Charmless cannot be 8lessed. ]

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>>8455313
...
>Vee: hide behind furniture.
>Trump Card Round 3 if Charmless pursues.

>...She wasn't really going for serious injury. And besides, a Round 2 Trump Card is only as powerful as a Tackle attack in energy form.

>>8455313
YES, LIGHT UP A GOOD TOKE. ITLL HELP YOU FORGET HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP TODAY.

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>>8455313
>Orrefag: Watch from the bushes.
That better not be a fucking bomb.

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>>8455313
>roll to adri slash the lighter making it useless

>>8455348
>She's not engaing the vee, she's got scarier issues.
>>8455358
>bro that ain't a blunt.
>>8455376
>ding ding ding.
>>8455408
>Lighter: down!
>Charmless lost Flash Cannon!
>Charmless lost Flamethrower!
>(I'm calcing her as a Guzzlord for funnies and because concentrated bathsalts-tier crazy means feeling no pain rn)

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>>8455460
>Vee: use Trump Card 3 out of 5 on Charmless's purse, aiming to spill the contents out on the ground

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>>8455460
Fuck.
>>8455408
Split the purse!!

>>8455408
>Charmless shrieks wildly!
>She grabs a meat cleaver from her purse and tries to add it to Adri's knife set!
>Calcing as Frustration from a L25
>0 Atk Guzzlord Frustration vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 4-5 (1.9 - 2.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>She is not a clever woman.
>>8455489
>Miss...

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>>8455460
>shiny, ready's a protect in case of sudden fire or explosion in their direction

>>8455504
YOU JUST STABBED A KNIFE WITH A KNIFE. AMAZING. I WANT TO SEE YOU THROW A BUCKET OF WATER ONTO THE VAPOREON NEXT.

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>>8455504
>Trump Card 4/5 aimed at the purse
>Keep in mind that at this point it's climbed up to 80 power

>>8455523
>Good call.
>>8455565
>A whiff...
>>8455561
FUCK YOOOOU!

>Charmless dashes back into the house, do or die!
>She's holding the oversized purse as a shield as she sprints!

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>>8455504
>bonk
>meat cleaver doesn't hurt at all
>adri is made of metal of course
>adri uses slash on meat cleaver
Don't make me hurt you

>Aetherguy: Get team ready and head off to Kalos.

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>>8455611
>Sluuuuurp

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>>8455611
>This be a threat
>Vee uses Trump Card 5/5 on Charmless herself
>...Trump Card 5/5 is 200 power but Vee is officially out of PP for it now.

>>8455611
FUCK ME? ILL HAVE TO DECLINE. I HAVE NO INTERESTS IN SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A MR MIME.

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>>8455646
>>8455729
>Sluuuuuuurp.

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>>8455748
>Squint at fellow poncho wearer.

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(Fuck. I forgot Trump Card was a L45 min move and calced Cocoa at L15.)

>>8455646
>5/5
>200 base power
>She's down. Charmless blacks out, hands still clutching the bag.
>The threat is neutralized.
>>8455657
>no witty comeback. She's down, and not getting back up anytime soon.

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>>8455760
>Alcock was hiding in the bushes eating popcorn the entire time
>He could have helped.
>Could've done some crazy dragon shit and Chunky Salsa'd her
>But he chose not to.
>What a dickhead.

>Roll to loot before the authorities, conspirators, birds of prey, or whatever Giovanni is, can take the body

WRYHYHY!

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>>8455758
...
>>8455783
...

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>>8455760
Oh, i guess she's done for now
>adri gets some rope and ties the crazy bitch's arms and legs
>she picks the purse and looks for what she was going to use that lighter for
You saved the day cocoa good job

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>>8455803
...Hi.
>cease rummaging through the belongings of unconscious clown
>Sludge Wave away

someone tell slash jiji thinks hes cute

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>>8455760
>>8455831
>shiny keeps that protect up
>who knows what Crazy person was planning

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>>8455803
Nice poncho.

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>>8455831
...Thanks. ...Eheh, that uh, that move? Trump Card? It's... technically the only move I have left, with this hip in the way...

...I'm gonna get Frankie.

>>8455760
>Vee: watch crazy lady with suspicion, before looking up to the other people in the room
>Vee: ...Go get Frankie.

Frankie? Frankie, we have a problem. Wake up.

This crazy lady broke into our house and tried to kidnap some of us.

>>8455783
>>8455831
>Charmless: Inventory

>Homemade Bomb, Shrapnel
>Homemade Bomb, Fire
>Homemade Bomb, Unknown
>Foundation Makeup
>Lipstick
>Blush
>Notebook
>last 3 digits X100 Poke

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>>8455838
... You forgot the jewelry.
>>8455863
Thaaaaaaaanks. Nice mask.
>>8455866
>Poke inside.
All clear?

>>8455866
>Dubs
>Frankie: wake up, why don't you put on a little makeup
Ehwha...?
What's up, Cocoa?
What's all the ruckus?
>getting up, looking around...

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>>8455891
...A crazy lady with a lot of makeup and jewelry broke into the house and tried to kidnap some of us. ...She's currently unconscious on the floor in the living room...
...Also, the Crobat guy's here.
>Lame vee: lead Frankie to the living room.

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>>8455875
>Requesting fund transfer between Charmless's bank account and Porycorp account
>If failure Charmless receives last digit multiplied by 100

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>>8455859
Don't worry shiny, i'll keep you safe
>winks at him
>>8455866
Sounds like an interesting move, go call frankie
>>8455875
>Purse and puts as far away from her as possible

>>8455866
>>8455886
>>8455891
OH THANK ARCEUS. YOU FINALLY SHUT HER UP, ALBEIT TEMPORARILY. THANK YOU.

>>8455926
>Frankie, get to living room.
>Jaw: drop.
Holy shit, it's Carmen. She fucking broke in on a snatch and grab...
>>8455886
Hey there, Desmond. Haven't seen you since the bank. Wish we could've caught up over coffee instead of my KOed psycho sister, but life happens.
>>8455952
We should probably call the cops.

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>>8455926
>Crobat guy.
Hey!
>>8455962
>Remember to not question strange voices in your head.
>>8455976
No problem.
>Call up the coppers.

>>8455976
It's a good idea, let's call the cops
But can you answer?
I don't think they will understand me
-adri

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>>8455993
...I didn't know your name, I just knew you ran around with a Crobat. ...Sorry.

>>8455976
...She's your sister? ...All I knew about her was that she's the one who grabbed me while we were doing that Robin Hood thing with the medicine back in Kanto.

>>8455952
...Yeah... I don't know much about it, but... it feels like... the more I use it in quick succession, the stronger it gets.

...Also it kinda... feels like I'm throwing something... except with my mind... no, not my mind, my... I don't know...
>Confused vee noises

>>8455993
Thanks.
>Sirens get closer, thank Xerneas the cops are on point tonight
>>8456023
Desmond's already on it, Adri, don't worry.
>>8456024
Wait, she what.
I'm sorry, I didn't know that was her who did that.
She won't be grabbing anyone anymore where she's going, though.

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>>8456024
Desmond. Nice to meet you... Cocoa?
>>8456046
I was going to jump in but Vapey said not to.
>Shrug.
Probably would have if she had gotten her bomb off.

>>8456046
Okay, that's good, and becareful with her purse, she was planning to bomb the house with bombs she made
>>8456024
Huh, don't think too much about it
-adri

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>>8455976
Oh so it was your sister.
I thought you stuck your dick in Crazy and thats why she was breaking in

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>>8456070
>Cocoa nods.
That's my name. Nice to meet you, Desmond.

>>8456046
...That's a relief...

>>8456087
...Yeah, probably shouldn't.
>Vee shrugs, then gets comfy somewhere while waiting for the cops to show up.

>>8456092
>Vee rolls her eyes at Darwi-erm, Shiny.

>>8456092
>>8456087
>>8456070
>>8456046
>>8456024
>Cops roll up.
>A Furfrou as the sniffing-for-trouble doggo 'Mon. Only in Kalos.
>Police hear "BORK BORK BORK"
>Frankie&Co hear "Watch out! In the purse!"
>Cops see boom in purse

"We're going to need witness statements from everyone here."

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>>8456092
Yeah, she was pretty crazy, i'm glad she's can't do anything now
But just so you know i'm not crazy, shiny
>says on a flirty way
>>8456115
>she writes in her notebook
"I'll gladly give my witness statement"

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>>8456115
>Vee speaks through Desmond's translator, or the cop's translator, assuming one of them has one they're willing to let her borrow.
>...She basically gives her version of events, making sure the cops understand that her use of Trump Card was in self-defense.

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>>8456103
Likewise.
>>8456115
>Oh boy.
>Give them a story about seeing psycho broad walking in and not realizing she was carrying booms.
>Mental note to call cops earlier in the future.

>>8456115
>Frankie: sigh.
The unconscious lady's my sister, she's been obsessed with taking my Pokemon away from me ever since a family fight back in Kanto.
She finally snapped and tried to kidnap them.
You can, er, see how that worked out.
I'm really scared that she'd make homemade explosives, though, that's way outside her usual areas of interest or expertise...

>>8456168
>Kalos Cop: nod.
>>8456157
>Cop 2: raise an eyebrow, write "Certainly."
>>8456165
>Cops: be Very Impressed with the translator device.

"This looks pretty cut and dry to us, though we'd like Mr. Ferric to come downtown to talk a little more. The rest of you are alright."

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>>8456211
>she waves the cops goodbye
>she falls down on the floor
That woman was scary she was planning on kidnapping you guys and who knows what she would do to me

Hey. I'm posting again real quick.
Someone said that if you give an electric type electricity it makes them stronger? Is that true? I don't wanna hurt my Elekid.
...I still haven't found my brother.

>>8456211
>Frankie: sigh heavily, go with the cops.

>Turn to the team
You take care, I'll be back soon, OK?

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>>8456211
>Cops: Gone.
>>8456259
Hey I'll hang here until Frankie gets back, okay? No freaks are getting through me.
>Awkwardly sit on couch.
>>8456289
Don't take too long.

>>8456289
>Cops cart off Charmless too.
>Still unconscious.

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>>8456289
>Cocoa nods.
All right.

>>8456259
>Vee attempts to snuggle the knaifu somewhere that isn't sharp.
...Yeah...

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>>8456259
She would have done some real bad stuff if she could
But she couldn't
And now she's gone
>>8456304
OK
>>8456311
She didn't hurt you did she?

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>>8456311
>Vee succeeds in getting more hurt from innocently attempting to cuddle the Bisharp than she did in the fight with Crazy Biatch
>...By which I mean there is now blood and a cut on the vee's side.

>>8456330
Uh... no, Frankie's sister didn't hurt me, but I think I just hurt myself. Owhhh...

>>8456275
Some Electric types can absorb electricity that hits them better than others, but it won't power them up like you're describing.
I'm sorry to hear about your brother, dude. I hope he turns up soon, if only for closure's sake.

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>>8456346
>See cut
>Rush off for Potion
>Attempt to apply, which is not easy without thumbs.
I'm glad she didn't hurt you, Cocoa
Um Adri can I get a hand?
( Image: what I was originally going to use if Charmless was fucking dead )

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>>8456346
>Orrefag: Rummage through bag.
>Spray on a potion.
Please be more careful.
>>8456275
That doesn't work. It's a bad rumor that usually results in pokemon or trainers getting hurt.

>>8456348
Thank you!! I won't do that. Being on my own is, uh, nice actually.
Haha. Me too.
>>8456379
I won't!!
>Anon rolls to pick up a trail on their brother.

>>8456289
See ya Frankie
>>8456311
Thanks cocoa she didn't even hesitate on attacking me
Is that meat cleaver stuck on me?
>Evens it was only a scratch
>odds it's stuck on her shoulder
>>8456346
Sorry, i'm sorry
>knife starts panicking
>>8456371
Yes let me help
-adri

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>>8456371
Yeah...

>>8456379
>Vee has been successfully potion'd
>The quick-acting healing from the potion quickly mends the cut.
...Thank you...
>Go to clean up blood. Getting cleaning supplies isn't the easiest thing for the disabled vee to do but she does her best.

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>>8456427
>C-
Cocoa, hang on.
>>8456423
Adri? You wanna help?
>Hand her a wet cloth.

>>8456439
Yeah i'm going to help
>>8456427
>she cleans cocoa and the surrounding area that was covered in blood
Done, i'll go clean myself now if you don't mind
>the meat cleaver is on her shoulder, it's starting to hurt now bacause of adrenaline, and that she is made of steel
>she whimpers quietly, but tries to hide the pain
-adri

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>>8456486
>>8456439
...Thank you...

...Adri, are you all right...?
>The clean vee snuggles up next to Vapey.

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>>8456486
>Stand up and follow after her.
Come on let's get you to the bathroom and get that thing out.

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>>8456509
>Nod

>>8456502
>Vapey: snug that vee
Its gonna be okay
Crazy lady's not coming back ever
Frankie will be back soon
And we'll keep you safe
I promise

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>>8456502
Yeah i'm fine just going to take this thing okay
>Loojs at meat cleaver
But it's okay, see haha
>makes a fake smile
>>8456509
Yeah, let's go, but first let me pick up the my blade covers

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>>8456551
No. Come on. No more moving around.
You're going to have a permanently fucked shoulder if you keep goofing off.
I mean- Just hurry up, please.
>Head off to bathroom and grab some painkillers from bag.
>Oh and a magazine.

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>>8456585
Okay, let's get this done wiyh
>she goes to the bathroom
>adri takes some painkillers
>she sits with her back towards him
Okay go for it

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>>8456522
>Vee: relieved snugs.
All right... thank you.
...

>>8456551
>>8456585
>Vee worriedly looks over to Orrefag and Adri.
>...Hopefully Desmond can fix her up...

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>>8456624
>Hand magazine.
If you need something to bite go ahead.
>Wait until that action is done.
>Roll to pull the damn thing out.
>Dice gods: Please, make my life easy.

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>>8456650
>she bites the magazine as she feels the pain of him pulling the meat cleaver off her shoulder
>adri starts tearing up as it 's removed
>blood starts gushing from the wound, the bloods has so much concentrated iron due to her being a steel type she practically bleeds iron
>muffled screamimg
-adri

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>>8456710
>>8456650
>Vapey: Concern™
>>8456629
>Snug Cocoa, try to keep her mind off the medical emergency going on not too far away

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>>8456710
Fuck me. That's the worst done, hang on.
>Apply pressure first of all.
>Apply potion and bandage the shoulder up.

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>>8456710
>>8456739
>Eevee-flavored worried sounds.

>>8456734
>Return snugs for the same reason.

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>>8456739
>Adri starts panting
Is it over?
How bad is it?

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>>8456734
>>8456753
She's fine.
>>8456776
>Even.
Looking fine. Should be good to go in a day or two.
You okay to stand up?
>Internally thank those awesome Buzzwole workout tapes and karate tapes you watched as a kid.

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>>8456776
>>8456804
>Vee sigh of relief.

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>>8456804
whew
Thanks goodness
I was scared as heck
I think we all could use some rest after that

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>>8456804
>i-i think i am
>she stmbles a bit but she get's up
Thanks for the help
>>8456816
Don't worry i'm alright just need to rest up a bit
At least i'm glad it was me not any of you guys
It would've been much worse
>she sighs in relief
That was tiring...

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>>8456829
>>8456846
Yeah, sounds like a plan...
>Vee continues to snug Vapey
>...From this angle, Vapey might be able to either see or feel the ridge of messed-up bone on Cocoa's hip... but she doesn't seem to be paying it much mind. She hasn't for a while.

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>>8456816
>>8456829
>Bloody thumbs up.
>...
Uh.
>>8456846
No problem. You catch up with them.
>Cue handwashing.
>Not to self to get some actual medical training and not just use what you learned from movies.

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>>8456887
You washed your hands before preforming that, didn't you? And you used gloves?

>>8456882
Hey, are you two better?
>knife does a shy smile
I'm better than before at least
>she shows them her bandaged arm
>>8456887
Thanks man
>adri kissed orrefag in the cheek
-adri

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>>8456898
...I'll make sure to get some gloves, sir.
>>8456933
Uh, thank you. Try to avoid any fights for a bit.
>Internal confusion.
>Orrefag: Head off to bed.
>Probably actually stay up all night and read up on basic trauma things.

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>>8456933
...Yeah, I'm fine...

>Vee: snug the vaporeon. Seems she's fallen asleep.

>>8456958
>...Vee watches Orrefag before falling asleep herself.

>>8456958
I'm going to sleep too, i should rest a bit, good night, my hero~
>she flirtly says that while sje waves with her good arm
I'm really tired i should res
>adri stunbles to where she usually sleeps
>she goes to sleep exhausted
-adri

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>>8456970
>Hang the Vee up to dry

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>>8456829
>Hang the vaporeon up to dry

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>>8458116
>>8458105
Haha

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>Hang sylvie up to dry

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I know we didn't have a lot of time last night to talk but I enjoyed it.
I'd be happy to hear more about you.

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>>8458132
Why are we all drying?

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>>8458132
If i have to hang
>hang shiny up to dry

>>8458255
>Hang Ninetales up to dry
>Sorry, no image

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>>8458255
>she giggles a bit
I never knew you liked hanging out like this

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>Mafiabird: Patch beak-shaped door hole
>Install peephole
>Avoid laundry lines

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>>8458819
>Bear: be sleeping in the back of new jeep.
>...Not much that wouldn't wake him up.

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>>8459011
>roll to silently preform contractor work
>do not wake sleepy bear by sawing, drilling, or installing

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>>8459038
>Bear somehow sleeps through all that.

>...Huh. Well then.

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>>8459048
>Sluuuuuuurp

>>8459011
WAKE UP

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>>8459200
(Grab a brush and put a little - MAKEUP)

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>adri wakes up
>her shoulder still hurts but she shrughs it off
>>8458132
>>8458255
>>8458662
good morning...
how are you guys doing?

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>>8459200
>>8459272
>Make slurping sounds in his general direction

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>>8459311
>she whimpers a bit because the pain gets worse for a moment

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>>8459336
>>8459311
I'm doing fine, just hanging around
Are you all right?

>Who's your favorite gym leader?


Iris for various reasons

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>>8459313
...Dat's disturbing bambino.

Stop dat. Stop dat righ' now.

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>>8459353
i'm doing fine
my shoulder still hurts thoug
that woman was crazy

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>>8459387
>Float over and land on his head
>Slurping gets louder

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>>8459396
What woman?

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>>8459398
>birb falls out of sky
>munna remains clamped on like a psychic tick
>land in lobster lake
...Hollow bones.

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>>8459400
you know, frankie's sister
she appeared here yesterday
she dug a meat cleaver on my shoulder
>shows sylvie her bangaded shoulder, the bandage is a bit bloddy
at least she is going to jail now

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>>8459424
Did that happen while I was asleep?

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>>8459415
>Affirmative slurp
>Ruffle his feather hat up a bit

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>Avalon trots in, tail lashing happily.

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>>8459431
yeah, she found out where we were
she even had bombs
but cocoa saved the day knocking her out

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>>8459445
>Mafiabird: Be the soggy bird
>Avoid contact with lobster because no spaghetti in the water
...Do not touch da hat.

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>>8459502
>Ignore the bird and continue sitting on the hat
>Attempt to steer the bird towards the lobster

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>>8459511
>dubsfail to mind control the bird
...You's know what Dark -Types do ta Psychic-types right?

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>>8459478
Hey how are you doing?
>>8459480
That's not good, wish I was awake for that...

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>Orrefag: Hang self up to dry?
>Fuck I missed out on the joke.
>Either way sneak out before Frankie catches me going through his books.

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>>8459535
.........
>Toot toot goes the trunk
>Steal the non-attached hat and float over to the lobster
>Perch on the lobster's head instead
>Slurp slurp

>>8459480
>>8459431
>>8459478
>Frankie: finally walk in, looking tired.
Hey, everybody...
I'm home. Sorry about the wait.

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>>8459570
.... PEW.

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>>8459565
...OFF MAH LOBSTAH YA FAKKIN JAY

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>>8459582
What the hell is that thing

>>8459582
>Frankie: pick jaw up off floor.
Hey there...
>Come on, don't just gawk in shock, you'll never make Admin if your reaction is to gawk in shock.
Um... Welcome?

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>>8459548
but she has been dealt with,, so don't worry about it
>>8459570
hey frankie
>adri waves to frankie, with only one arm
how are you doing?

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>>8459589
>Somehow Munna manages to make a slurp sound defiant
>Munna hides under the hat after placing it on the lobsters head
>sluuuuuurp

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>>8459610
I'M A NEBBY. THE BEST NEBBY.
>>8459616
HI. ARE PEW THE FLUFFY FOX THING'S OWNER?

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>>8459681
Hello Nebby I'm Sylvie

>>8459681
>points a red laser at frankie

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>>8459653
>can't Shadow Pulse without decapitating shylobster
>can't Foul Plot without riscking a crack to Shell's shell
Dat's a cheap move bambino

.
..
...
>Thief on the hat

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>>8459695
ARE PEW A F-
>>8459700
DIE FIEND
>NEBBY TACKLES THE LASER AND BY ASSOCIATION FRANKIE
>AND BY TACKLE I MEAN SUNSTEEL STRIKE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW TACKLE

>>8459625
>Frankie: sigh, start fixing coffee and breakfast for the gang.
Four hours in an interrogation with a Kadabra staring me down.
I guess my story was so strange they didn't know what to do with me.
>>8459681
Technically, yes, though I'm not fond of the term "owner"...

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>>8459713
>Orrefag: Be lurkan.
Oh jesus christ.
Frankie?

>>8459713
>( Box legends get 50% splash damage )
>( Frankie's a baseline human )
>( You are aware this kills the trainer right? )

>>8459718
>his pda rings
>email for you

>>8459713
( I'm not killing a character who's been around since January over a single anon shitpost. )
>Pounce
>Ow
>PAIN
>Frankie is KOed.

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>>8459736
>Check that.
>>8459746
>Also make sure Frankie isn't chunky chili.
>Take him inside and dump him on the couch.

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>>8459714
sounds horribl-
>>8459713
...
>>8459746
FRANKIE ARE YOU OKAY!
>she rushes towards him

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>>8459713
Am I a wh- oh god
>>8459746
Frankie are you all right?

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>>8459746
>>8459721
(It was a shitpost response so I would've been perfectly fine with whatever you did, since I'm sure whatever you decided would have been fine. )
(It wasn't an actual battle so I would have been okay with Nebby missing )
... WHERE'S THE RED FIEND? PEW.
>>8459718
WHAT'S A FRANKIE.
>>8459762
YES? PEW? DID I GET THE DOT FIEND?

>>8459762
>>8459757
>Good news: he's not chunky chili.
>Bad news: he's out cold.
>Frankie: "if I was awake I wound be Very Upset right now"

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>>8459709
>The munna makes an obnoxiously triumphant slurp
>The hat remains put, the slurping continues to be annoying

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>>8459775
Yes you got the dot beast.
>>8459783
>No broken bones.
>Minimal bruising.
>Make sure he's comfy.
Uh, can we please not pounce people? He's fine, probably going to be sore when he wakes up, but not dead.

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>>8459775
yes you sure got it, it isn't there anymore, but you hurt our friend
please be more careful next time
>>8459783
>sigh or relief
he's okay, that's good
>the strain make her shoulderfeeling pain again
ugh...

>>8459809
>>8459823
>Frankie: groan, get up
Oww...
How long was I out?

>>8459809
>>8459823
Oh, hey, you two...

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>>8459809
>>8459823
THE DOT BEAST GOT THE PEWMAN? HE'S GONE PEW FAR. I WILL AVENGE HIM.

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>>8459807
>Stare angrily at hat
>stay aloft with the power of birb-based hate
>...this would be a really shitty time for someone to walk by because it looks like there's just a really angry glowing bird leering at a sleeping lobster in a tooting sombrero

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>>8459844
Not very long. Nebby knocked you out.
You okay?
>>8459859
Rage on against the dot beasts, Nebby. Rage on.
>Quietly check if PDA has a dot function.

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>>8459844
you weren't out for too long, at least you are okay
>>8459859
yeah, do that nebby...

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>>8459859
>Throws a bag next to the loud pokemon.

>>8459888
BLESSED

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>>8459888
>>8459898
IN THE NAME OF THE LATE PEWMAN FRANKIE I SH-
>>8459902
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>NEBBY ATTEMPTS TO HIDE BEHIND THE COUCH

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>>8459807
>Lobster: roll over in the pond, back up and face down in the water, possibly causing Munna to fall off
>Or, at the very least, submerging it under water

>>8459859
Hey, hey, ease up...
You're welcome to stick around until you want to head back to Sun, but I'd appreciate not being turned into mashed Trainer meatloaf.

>>8459888
>888
>Frankie: confirmed fine
Yeah. I'll be okay.
>>8459902
>>8459911
Note to self, duffel bags are not Nebby's friend...

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>>8459911
>throws a smaller bag against Nebby's large rump that's still visible.
>Snickering can be heard from a shadowy corner.

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>>8459911
For the love of Arceus.
>>8459902
>Toss bag in a different room.
>>8459923
That's good at least.
>>8459929
Do I have to get the police?

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>>8459885
>Tooting laughter
>>8459914
>Which becomes tooting bubbling
>The munna escapes the hat prison and hides under Shelldon's tail instead

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>>8459923
OK. I SHALL PROTECT PEW FROM THE DOT, PEWMAN. THE DOT SHALL NOT TAKE PEW HOSTAGE AGAIN.
>>8459929
ITS TOUCHING ME
AAAAAAAAAAA
>RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND HOPE THE BAG COMES OFF

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>>8459929
I will soak and freeze everything you hold dear
Unless you stahp

>>8459934
>point red dog at orrebro

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>>8459949
>STARE AT LOBSTER TAIL WITH RAGE

>>8459914
Oh. Hi
>Stop staring at that lobster butt with rage.
>You look creepy

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>>8459984
...

>>8459949
...
>Flip over
>Try to pry the Munna off
>If successful, he throws it aside, and sinks under the water, sleeping at the bottom of the pond

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>>8459980
>red dog
>Anon used Random Flareon!
....Please put me down.

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>>8459969
This day can only get worse.
>>8459980
>red dog
...Frankie why is there a guy with a Growlithe in your house?
>>8459995
Or... Flareon.

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>>8459969
>Snickering and giggling continues.
>>8459970
>Snickering stops.
Buzzz kill.
>pass through the ceiling.

>>8459995
>>8459997
>throw red dog away
>run

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>>8459984
>Taunt the bird with a creepy slurping sound
>>8459992
>Oh shit
........
>Wah wah wahhhhh but done in toots

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>>8460002
>Red Dog: thrown out window
This isn't what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaant-

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>>8459997
HELP ME THE BAG DEMON IS TRYING TO EAT ME AGAIN
>>8460000
>HE'S TOO BUSY RUNNING IN CIRCLES TO NOTICE
>ROLL FOR FREEDOM FROM THE BAG DEMON

>>8459997
>Frankie: be optimistic!
Well, it started with Carmen in handcuffs, I can't see it getting any better than that.
>>8460018
>Save the firedoggo!
>Boy am I glad that window was open and there isn't any glass to worry about

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>>8460009
>>8459984
>Squint.

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>>8460009
>Evens, lobster stays under the water
>Odds, he slowly floats back up to the surface, still sleeping

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i'm going to sit down a bit, my shoulder is hurting again

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>>8460022
Yeah. You help the dog.
>>8460021
>Try to get the bag from the cat god.

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>>8460022
I have no context for any of this.
I'm just a dog rabbit.
Bork.

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>>8460032
>Do the opposite of a squint
>Stare in Stitches' soul with the widest eyes possible
>My special brand
>Toot
>>8460033
>OPPORTUNITY SPOTTED
>Hide behind the crest

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>>8460043
>Roll to escape Pokeball
>If odds the Pokeball wiggles about a bit

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>>8460032
Significare di mezzo in italiano. Also the guest room has a peephole now. You's welcome.

>>8460070
I's will eat you.

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>>8460043
I HATE THE BAG DONT MAKE ME GO BACK IN

>>8460044
Well, let's get you cleaned up so you can get back to your day, okay?
>Frankie: apply meds, give a quick brushing
There we go.

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...I'm getting too old for this shit.
>Bones: retreat to the safety of the basement, where the crazy birds and the pink..things can't get you.

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>>8460082
Morning Kol. Uh, watch out for the fire cat.
>>8460086
No one's going to make you go inside. Okay?
>Consider asking Sun if there's any pokemon abuse going on here.

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>>8460086
Um
You're huge
You could probably make humans go in the bag instead
Should we go and have a talk with someone about bags and bad things done with them for you?

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>>8460095
Thanks. Later fampai. Gonna go run in traffic and eat garbage. Dog stuff.

Bork.

>Red Rocket: run off into the sunset

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>>8460070
>>8460084
...
>>8460108
>Follow the bonehead.