ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite team leader?
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Previous thread: >>8445756
>>8448814
>Frankie: smile, sip coffee between jobs.
It's got to be N.
Then again, I'm on his payroll so of course I'd say that.
Cabbage patch kid
>>8448744
>stare at the mime
>>8448814
my dad
>>8448814
Birdovanni. Also, reminder, before the remake he gave up on being evil and left forever to learn about friendship.
>>8448773
>>8448824
Alright, let's be off.
Where am I dropping you two off at?
>>8448797
Right. Anything on the blueprints?
>>8448692
Sweet.
>>8448809
.... oh shit. Is my ass getting kicked too?
>>8448814
Fuck the Team Leaders. They all suck.
>>8448744
>gulps
>writes
"sorry, ma'am, i can't say it"
>nervouse knife
>>8448758
fuck yeah
sweet shit dude
that for contests or what
>>8448809
nice
what was he doing anyway
get lost picking flowers or something
>>8448857
Any Plasma base is fine, boss.
>>8448814
Uh.....
Not Lusamine?
>Flip through Cata-list for some wack jobs while you wander around Kalos
>>8448862
....!
>>8448914
..?
>>8448671
Depending on your definition of 'mega stones', maybe.
>>8448803
>Lobster is hugged
Uh...Okay...
>Hug back, tentatively, hopefully not breaking any bones
>>8449009
.... ew?
>>8448997
Oh shit, I don't speak mute, but I swear I haven't done anything.
... this time.
Go back to flirting with your fellow red eyed champs or some shit.
>>8448962
How's Johto sound? Pretty nice vacation spot and there aren't a lot of terrible things happening there.
>>8449056
>>8448891
>Blush Beast: narrow eyes
Can't say what?
He told you something... something crazy, didn't he?
>>8449010
>[YISS-s Internally]
>snuggle that chitinous crustacean beast from H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmares
Uh. Scusa this. Just kinda happened.
>>8449056
>>8449086
Hey doesn't believe you.
>audible crackle of lightning.
>>8448997
dude
pikachu said you went missing
was worrying his furry butt off and shit
we went on a detective quest and everything
>>8449056
pffft
>>8449086
>>8449105
No, fuck you and fuck your accuracy problems. I've been spending the past two days drinking beer on a lawn chair waiting for some fucking KFC to show up, ain't been doing jack shit other than that.
>>8449089
>keeps writing
"he did say something crazy"
and that something crazy is you"
"what do you want there?"
>>8449105
How about this.
If you keep harassing my workers I'll take you to court.
>>8449101
...
I guess.
>Add lower claws to the hug
Not sure why we are hugging, but it's fun, at least
>>8449145
If i were red I'd burn the courtroom to the ground.
>>8449160
but ruby
pretty sure youd burn a courtroom to the ground either way
legal problems be damned
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>>8449136
.....>>8449145
>>8449160
!?
>>8449210
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>>8449147
Uh... don't worry about it. Glad you's enjoyin it.
...You's don't speak italian, right?
>lol strong characters gonna beat up weak characters again
y god
>>8449230
>Lobster: enjoy floofy, soft birb
...
I don't understand it.
>>8449222
>translation
"better fucking keep your shit clean this time, Rocket."
I'm also watching extra hard.
>>8449140
>Cue the waterworks.
I... He's done things to his Pokemon... he tore the family apart...
I just want to talk, that's all...
>Slink away dejectedly
>( might have to run, RL shit)
>LOUD BACKGROUND SQUEKING
>>8449239
(I was gonna have Robert weasel out of it by having him hire Sun for that battle if it came to it. Regardless, there are many other things that likely would have swung that battle in the grunts' favor anyway - the fact that there's four of them, the fact that Red misses nonstop, ect. )
>>8449225
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>>8449250
>mumbling: Santo Dio aragosta abbracci sentono bello
No reason.
>mafiabird: Take advantage of large wingspan and cover the cute lobster
>Become the borblanket
>>8449269
>>8449222
Watch all ya want ya fucking peeping toms. Don't make me fucking get a restraining order.
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>>8449349
>>8449352
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>>8449340
Oh, um...okay.
>Wonders what he's mumbling about
This is...Quite cozy.
>Claws: gently move up and down bird back
>In an innocent way, of course
>Glance at big, comfy bed
>>8449360
Why. Am I gonna have to start jerkin' it to get you to stop peepin' in on me?
>roll to delet myself
>>8449448
>same
>>8449282
.... is that fun?
>>8449448
>Roll to recover anon from the trashbin before it empties
>>8449443
What? he said "don't do some shady unethical shit and we won't have a problem". You know. Like we know you've done in the past.
inb4 gladi threatens to leave for attention
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>>8449407
>[YISS Intensifies]
>notice the SwellShell is looking over at bed
Uh... Did you' wanna go lay down or somthin? You's uh, had a hard day. N'stuff.
...pancetta uccello, dammi la forza di non french i frutti di mare
>>8449425
(....Totally platonic spooning. Nothing lewd at all.)
>>8449485
>He said
BS zapmouse, he didn't "say" anything. Excuse me for find "I'm also watching extra hard" creepy.
>>8449495
>Inb4 Skitters gets pissy and snaps at you
>Whoops too late there I go
>I'm sorry Jiji, I took the bait
>>8449510
It's a little awkward doing this in the doorway.
...
>Carry bird over to bed
>Cuddle bird
...
Comfy.
>>8449538
>laughs
You're pretty cute when you aren't fucking up other Pokemon!
>>8449495
i wish skitts liked me
>>8449462
>SQUYEAK
you bet it is!
>more obnoxious squeaking.
>>8449582
i hope turts dies :^)
>>8449632
same
>>8449632
same
>>8449582
(I mean. I like a lot of people. Platonically. )
>>8449578
I never did the Pokemon abuse thing, sparky. Want proof? Alolan Persian. It evolves through friendship.
>>8449548
>am lifted like a bag of wheat carried away by lobster
AAAAAAAAAAAA-ohheythisiscomfy.
>resume shell snuggles
>apply beak to lobster
>In a platonic way. It's a European greeting.
>roll to suppress UNF~
>>8449601
Aw man, if I were a Pokemon I'd probably try it.
Hey, have you seen a creepy guy with a bunch of Eeveelutions?
>>8449681
>samefag
>2 seconds apart
Turts please.
>>8449705
>not saying "ghost turts"
>>8449681
I'm the first same so no not a samefag
Stop replying to Turts and Emrys, please.
>Clack clack
>>8449680
hmmmm
a creepy guy huh? I have not seen anyone creepy in this town yet!
>squeakl
>>8449758
No I hate turts and I want everyone to know it
このくそを止める
>>8449669
>Snuggle birb pillow a little tighter
...
>Subconsciously rub back and front, with big and little claws respectively
Cozy. Really cozy.
>>8449773
Oh... Okay! I'll keep looking! Can't let a creepy guy keep raping Pokemon!
>>8449820
Who told you somebody was raping pokemon?
>>8449874
Some chick offered me money to go find a Pokemon rapist in Kalos! Said he had a bunch of murderous eeveelutions he kidnapped and stuff... sounded kinda fishy to me, but I don't want to risk a rapist running around!
>>8449801
I dont speak fuccking Kantonese
>>8449902
did you meet this woman in person?
>>8449801
SPEAK ENGLISH
>Throw bottle
>>8449669
>rolled a 669 to resist saying UNF~
(Satan why you could have prevented this)
>>8449805
>secret weakness for hugs: discovered
>squeeze lobster to the best of ability with hollow bones
>mafiso gimmick: blown, screw it, need to kiss lobster. In a platonic european greeting way
Hhhng sei un buon hugger
>>8449763
...Not the lobster I'm lookin' for
>>8449918
Uh.... Nope! She offered the job on this thread thingy!
>>8449926
(I'm sorry, I tried.)
This place is the Timeless Diamond, it's a beach-side cafe run by this old couple who will take my cash and give me food. It must be real neato to have a pokemon pay for food.
It's my favorite place, so I hope you like it too.
>>8449938
Hmmm well I know a guy who has eeveelutions but isn't a rapist in the slightest.
>>8449968
>TIMELESS DIAMOND
I'M SUING
>>8450002
My lawyer is a Schlomopass, you'll never win!
>>8449968
I agree with this.
>>8449983
Oh.... I guess that's not him then. Man, this searching sucks! Wish I actually had stuff to go by! Well... Guess I'm gonna go back to searching now....
Unless someone wants to battle?
>>8449926
...
You seem happy.
>Snuggle tighter
>Tail accidentally brushes against birb
>>8450020
I CAN SEE EVERY TIMELINE IN EXISTENCE AND EVERY POSSIBLE ARGUMENT HE CAN MAKE. HIM BEING A "SCHLOMOPASS" IS IRRELEVANT.
>>8449784
why do you hate him anon?
did he touch you?
show us on the doll where he touched you
>>8450080
Right
>Point at hateboner
Here
>>8449925
>>8449914
okay fine
>grabs the bottle
>evens it's some fine wine
>odds it's some cheap booze
>>8449938
(TRY HARDER. Speaking of harder...)
>>8450036
>THICC HNNNG
Yeah. Well. You's is comfy. E carino. E buon odore
Ahem. N-not that I was trying to. Uh. Heh.
>>8449983
>stops squeaking for a second
There is a rapist in town?!
>>8450166
Maybe? that's what that kid was saying
>>8450051
In any court case you will lose against my Schlomopass
>>8450180
Why is there one in THIS town?
>squeaky thinking.
>>8450145
Uh...Thanks for what I assume is a compliment?
>Lower claws: go lower
>Subconsciously, of course
Your floof is fun to cuddle.
confession: monsters that act like dads are really hot
Aw... Guess they don't want to battle. Time to go back to looking for that rapist.
>>8450306
Did someone say battle?!
>>8450096
noice
>drink the wine
>>8450258
its a fairly large town
>>8450321
Yeah, are you looking to battle? I'll go easy on you!
>>8450342
pffff no need for that! Lets see what you got.
>>8450327
feels small to casertlia
>>8450342
>>8450357
>Watches from a nearby tree.
>>8450278
Oh god yesss~
...Yes it's a compliment.
>activate spindly birb legs
>latch on to lobster with all of your collective birb might
>>8450357
Okay, if you're up for it! Taeyo, you're up first!
Taeyo (Espeon) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
Level 100
You get the first move, Ninetales!
>>8450473
>internal panic
No problem!
>drought
>fireblast
>>8450285
THIS
>Status: Ruby has not caught onto plush trick yet.
>Continue work in Desert Ruins.
>>8450406
>Lobster: squeeze bird back
>Quietly, in an embarrassed tone
You are a bit cute to me, to be honest...
...
Tell me if I get too...forceful with the hugs.
>Lower claws: even lower
>Still subconsciously
>>8450571
uhhh...
>call up ruby
>>8450399
I like the sunglasses
Very animu
>>8450613
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
>>8450500
(What level is Zorro right now? I calc'd him as level 82 for this, but if that's too low I'll fix it for future ones)
Oh wow, crit!
>252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Espeon in Sun on a critical hit: 205-243 (75.3 - 89.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Hey Taeyo, go for a Dazzling Gleam!
>252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 79-93 (33.3 - 39.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8450613
>Glare.
>>8450663
>Roll to stick a heart shaped fridge magnet to the regi
>>8450677
How did you get that on yourself? Do you have something to tell us?
>>8450680
>Squint.
>>8450657
(82 is right)
Ha
>gracefully dodges
>fireblast
>>8450610
>purity level: 1%
>emergency reserves active: Priority 0 Command: DO NOT MOLEST THE LOBSTER
>LOBSTER IS FOR HUG
>PROTECT THE LOBSTER
nnnnnnNope, you're perfect.
And uh....
You's uh...
Kinda... Cute. Too.
>[SQUAWK]
>>8450657
jfc
first red
then ruby
now you
pokedestined cant hit shit
>>8450680
I don't keep score. What's yours at?
>>8450708
...?
>>8450703
Ha as well!
>Taeyo ducks out of the way
Keep at it!
>Dazzling Gleam
>>8450732
>hits fairly hard
ooof!
>growls and launches another fireblast.
>>8450724
holy shit youre awake
id like
hug you or some shit
but im on a boat in nowheresville
rip
but yeah fucking
look
he mis-
>>8450732
jynxed
>>8450615
You think so?
I was told I rock these pretty well.
>>8450750
...
>shrug
>time to buy a speedboat
>>8450701
so...
you ever like
like
uh
how do i get hooked up with your dad
>>8450701
...Noooo?
>Remove magnet from face
>Sweat(?)
>>8450746
Nice one! You did good, Taeyo! Let's see.... Oh! Soleil, you're up!
>Sun sends out a Heliolisk
Soleil (Heliolisk) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Solar Power
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
Level 100
>>8450704
>Flustered lobster
Wow. Uh...Thanks...
>Hide embarrassment in floof
>Lower claws: how low can you go?
>>8450833
>audible panic
uuuh
>fireblast panickedly
>>8450770
dude
what have you even been up to
napping?
eating pizza?
brapping sneaky anons?
>Might as well sun on the deck
>And try not to burn his sensitive albino skin like a highschool boy burns cookies
>>8450813
He isn't really our father in the sense of a human's. If anything Xerneas is more of my father than he.
I suppose just talk to him?
>>8450823
>Squint.
Explain.
>>8450742
Good. Now go do the dishes.
>>8450763
You do
I believe I was taking you to my favorite cafe, correct?
>>8450875
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/889/278/f7f.png
Do you subscribe to this idea?
>>8450865
Are you okay?
>Soleil flattens himself on the ground and sticks his tongue out at Zorro
Hey Soleil, mind going for a Thunder?
>252 SpA Solar Power Heliolisk Thunder vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun: 288-340 (121.5 - 143.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8450853
Heh. Donmentionit.
>lower claw status: pretty low
>borb status: flustered
>grateful the cuddle crustacean (cuddlestacean?) is buried in floof mound
>>8450890
Yeah for sure.
>takes snek hand again
>>8450906
Hey you-
AH
>tries to dodge but fails
>KO
>>8450905
>>8450875
>roll to snoop
>>8450875
..I..had to have some things replaced with titanium?
>>8450947
Aw... I was having fun, too!
>Sun uses a revive on Zorro
>>8450905
That's fairly accurate as I remember it I suppose.
>>8450949
...Father what do you think of the Anon's proposition?
>>8450968
...Good enough for me.
Now, ah, shoo. Go home.
>Shoosh the Anon.
>>8450999
>Trips 9
>That's not where the Revive goes, Sun
>>8450999
>>8451046
>confused yelp
YYIIIPE
>>8451037
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>>8451037
>I can't believe that worked
>Titanium isn't even that magnetic
...Okay.
>Try to stick heart magnet to regi again
>Zoom out of there
>>8451076
Sorry!! It's been a long time since I had to use one! Are you done or do you wanna continue?
(You can have Zorro level up from beating the Espeon if you want, that should be a lot of EXP)
>>8450928
>Tail brushes against birb again
>Squeezes bird ever so slightly tighter
>Cuddle crustacean still buried in floof
>>8451083
Well as you can see you were correct, Anon.
Where have you been, anyway?
>>8451110
>Registeel pulls the magnet off.
>Evens and it flies towards the anon.
>>8450929
>>8449968
(I know it isn't the best image but it gives the same vibe as what I intended it to have)
>>8451164
Kiss him already
>>8451156
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>>8451156
>Thunk
oww..
..shit.
>Skedaddle
>>8451142
>Birblanket mode: Active. Majority coverage of cute lobster - Sucessfull
>Abuse comfy position to touch chitinous tail
>roll to be subtle because creeping out the lobster would sink this ship faster than drydocking in Pearl Harbor
You uh... this friendly to erry' bird you meet?
>>8451130
(yeah sweet!)
uuuh no... I am not very good at battling. You are the strongest trainer i have ever seen though!
>>8451164
You know; I knew a snivy once. they helped kill me! HAAHA!
>>8451241
That is odd. They're fixing you, yes?
>>8451244
Just... Talk to him like you'd talk to anyone? Don't be rude.
>>8451262
>Squint.
>>8451217
I'm trying...
>>8451303
When have I ever tried to kill you?
Don't answer that.
I really just want this date to go well, I think we'd make a wonderful couple~
>>8451280
Hahaha thanks! Nebby can hang with you guys and train you if you want? He can teleport back to me, so it's not a super big deal!
>>8451272
I don't do stuff like this a lot...
But it's fun. And cozy.
>Enjoy bird blanket
>>8451244
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>>8451321
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Hey guys i have a question. Iknow it's a little random but my trainer caught me with a 'Friend Ball' and it makes me really really like him. He calls me loser a lot. Do different Pokeballs have different effect or something? Sorry for the general question but Pokeballs are very interesting.
>>8451385
Hi! I'm looking for a creepy rapist with a bunch of Eeveelutions, have you seen one?
>>8451385
Hey frankie! I was just training-
>>8451397
Nebby? We could always use another member for training! Who is Nebby?
>>8451480
... Yes. Friend Balls rewrite the mind of the Pokemon caught with them to make ill thoughts of the trainer impossible. There are several other Pokeballs with similar effects, which one would you like to know about?
>>8451412
>haha yiss touch dat shellbutt
>sneakily
>and in a totally platontic fashion
>Yep. Just huggin' this lobster. And kissing it. And smelling it. And calling it cute. In a completely, totally non-sexual fashion.
Yeah. This is uh. Nice.
>>8451497
Nebby is my Solgaleo! He's a big cat thingy! I'll show you!
>Nebby is released from his Pokeball with a loud "PEW"
>>8451480
Loser has a special human denotation.
It means he wants you to be stronger, so strong in fact that you're able to rape him.
Trust me, I know a lot about humans, train hard and evolve fully so you can hold him down. He'll love it.
>>8451471
Well as long as he doesn't hurt you I won't step in. Why were you out of your temple?
>>8451471
F-fine, sir. Uh... How's the weather there?
>>8451524
Holy fuck. I thought they were Luxury Balls' poorer cousin, not a brain-fuck device, and i'm one of the Admins.
Speaking of Luxury Balls, is there anything particular people should know about those?
>>8451528
>Totally platonic, indeed
...
Yeah.
...
>Continues to cuddle the floofy blanket bird
>>8451524
>is a bit shaken at the whole 'mind rewrite' thing
o-oh.... that is rather concerning that they mess with my head.
What about Luxury Balls?
>>8451566
uuuh.... Yeah i know he wants me to be strong. It hurts when I disappoint however...
>>8451644
Maybe you should look into skin care products
You look ancient
>>8451558
>jumps back in awe
WHOA!
Hi nebby!!!
>>8451615
>looks around and panics
wha- Yeah ok!
Nebby you want to help me check on my friends?
>runs off to the house
>>8451492
>adri, pick her notebooks and starts writing
"she was lying to you"
"frankie is not a bad person"
>>8451676
Just consider me a good example of why sunscreen's important, kids.
>>8451668
You should kill him, not anything directly, y'know.
If there are any stairs in the house you should spread an even moxture of soap/water on the third and fourth steps from the top and grease the handrail for that area.
I like making traps, traps are fun.
>>8451667
>Definitly platonic.
>Not imagining what a lobster dong looks like at all.
>There is nothing impure here.
>He says as he continues to surreptitiously feel up the lobster
You're uh... You's still comfortable right? Uh... i's mean, if you wanna go and uh... *ahem*. I mean if you's uncomfortable with this uh...
>...and now for the technology news
>The Kalosian Industrial Conglomerate has announced a solution to the long standing problem of pokemon being permanently assigned to a Pokeball without invasive surgery
>A machine for transferring a pokemon from one Pokeball to another was revealed and demonstrated today to technology journalists, professors and industrialists alike, by transferring a Chespin from a bare bones Pokeball to a Luxury Ball, with the benefits of the latter
>The K.I.C. mentions that the machine only works with Pokeballs registered to the same trainer, and that extensive testing has been done to ensure the safety of further implantation of ID chips
>The K.I.C. does not recommend doing more than one transfer in a pokemon's life time.
>>8451784
Wait.
They're still chipping our pokemon?
>>8451805
>>8451827
Not the boom kind. Please don't start a riot over bad information.
>>8451805
Are you being dumb on purpose
ID Chips are not kill chips
I mean I have been always against killchips but I'm not a total luddite
>>8451761
You know... you could be right.
I really like him though i don't want to inflict injury him at all...
>>8451644
>>8451668
The Luxury Ball doesn't do a rewrite, they just cause more frequent serotonin releases.
>>8451615
Ooookay, I don't mind talking! The search is kinda boring anyway, are you gonna help me out?
>>8451691
>"HI. PEW. "
>Nebby bats at Zorro, following after him when he runs to the house
>>8451727
Who's Frankie? That lady never told me the name of the guy I was looking for! ... I think!
>>8451769
This is pretty comfy...
I don't mind, to he honest.
>Lobster: thicc and meaty all over
>>8451894
Carelessness can be one of the most dangerous things. Just think if your trainer were to slip on a tiled floor after you played around in the water or if a precariously placed object were to fall out of a cupboard onto him. That'd be tragic...
>>8451877
Pokemartfag here, the original purpose was for tracking and retreiving lost Pokemon, and making sure that some rando with a different ball couldn't snatch up your team.
( OOC, Discord's discussing how to proceed here, the chip thing was originally a placeholder explanation for why Pokemon can't be snatched up by someone else's Pokeball without Bullshit Snagem Tech )
What a Lovely day today. My corporation finally revealed the fruits of years of research though there's still more to come, and the arts auction has been a success and finally Darke's fine statues adorn my garden. I'm Francoise Guillaume, manager of the Pokeball Factory in Laverre City, and you can ask me anything.
>>8451877
Starting with this one. Government officials closely inspect the manufacturing lines for Pokeball and ID chip alike, and as a matter of fact, it is one of the most regulated industries.
>>8451898
The eggheads in research tell me Luxury Balls in general have a more appealing simulated environment to Pokemon. You must be thinking of Friend Balls which do manipulate Pokemon that way.
>>8451951
Fucking bullshit. So what? How do we know the fucking governments aren't chipping our mons for a fucking genocide?
>>8451953
I believe that but... What about the kill chips? You guys didn't okay that and tons of pokemon died from that.
Who says government officials aren't doing it without your okay?
>>8451937
>borb: be grateful your dong is internal and all you have is a hole or this would be very awkward
>"Is that a Full Restore in your pocket ore are you just happy to see me", etc
>...Tempt fate, squeeze the thicc tail
>How does this lobster have hips lik- never mind
Good to know.
>>8451953
>when you steal someone else's pokemon and then inject perfect IVs
>>8451928
>she sighs in relief and keeps writings
"don't worry about it, i met that woman recently and she pretty crazy"
>>8452100
(oops forgot pic, drink discord)
>>8451992
My name's Thomas Thorpe. You may remember me from the last time this issue came up.
The offending factories from the Unova incident were shut down, and the legal architect of the chip conspiracy in Unova was killed by a vigilante before he could flee the Region.
Also, in order to make such a conspiracy work, you have to have both the manufacturers and inspectors colluding. This was the case in Unova, where a crime syndicate took control of several Devon subsidiaries and had high government contacts.
>>8451953
Since the ID chips are primarily in place for tracking and retreival, would it theoretically be possible for a Pokeball to fulfill its basic function without the chip and said features?
>>8452029
...
>Tail: squeezed
Um...
>>8451928
>Frankie: sigh.
I'm Frankie. And I'm pretty sure the lady who put you up to the job was hoping you'd kill me first and ask questions later...
>A Vaporeon runs over.
Hey there something wrong?
This guy OK?
>>8452179
>hear uncomfortable lobster noises
>ohgodno
>activate youfuckedup.exe
...Ahem. WELP I'M GONNA GO NOW HA HA SEE YOU LATER BUDDY.
>Brave Bird out the door
>don't even open it
>just blast on through
>>8451614
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>>8451583
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>>8452258
Oh that sounds nice. What's your temple like, sir?
I'm amazed there's no shitposting about what's going on in discord at the moment.
>>8452221
Wait, what...?
>Confused lobster
>Colress: Buy expensive rocks to shove in giant robots.
>>8451992
I can assure you that the K.I.C. was not involved in the killchip fiasco.
>>8452119
Better than theoretically, Pokeballs in use now have a secondary biometric scan mode for pokemon where chip implanting would be hazardous or impossible, like with the Ghastly or Slugma lines. Alas, this method is way less effective than implanted ID chips.
>>8452311
(Eh, it's just world building stuff. Probably gonna end up compromising between Sniffer's and Skitt's ideas in the end and nothing's gonna change except semantics stuff)
>>8452311
turts was hateboner confirmed
>>8452322
>UNIT ONE: BE THE UNIT THREE: SNOOP
>PINK PANTHER MUSIC: PLAY AT LOW VOLUME
>>8452221
>Missed on Brave Bird roll
>Stuck in door
>At least I was right about it being thicc.
>>8452316
...Hhhi. Long time no see.
>>8452322
>Dubs.
>Someone's having a sale on Moonstone and Colress just bought all of it.
>It'll be here soon.
>>8452342
>Not looking at the feed of U1's eyes.
>Nope.
>>8452486
You've got a pretty liberal idea of what "set off" is if a few people debating how chips should work is what you consider disaster-tier
>>8452322
>>8452342
>actual unit 3: give pointers to unit 1 on how to be effectively sneakybug
>>8452287
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>>8452515
When did I say anything was disaster-tier?
>>8452328
With all due respect, sir, If I were in your position I'd put improvements to the biometric scan mode at the top of the R&D agenda.
My Region's tragedy has made people wary of implantation of any sort.
Heck, certain nongovernmental organizations might be willing to lend a hand if you play your cards right.
>>8452545
That does sound sound beautiful. Do you mind humans visiting you.
>>8452530
>UNIT ONE: DOWNLOAD "SNEAKY.PDF
>THANKS
>>8452405
>UNIT ONE: IS A SNEAKY BUG
>UNIT ONE: CURRENT MISSION: SURPRISE HUG
>ROLL FOR STEALTHINESS
>>8452609
>unit 3's forelegs: meet unit 3's head module
>>8452530
>>8452609
>Bugs not very sneaky.
>Colress is surprised by the hug nonetheless.
Hello Unit One. How are you feeling?
>>8452370
...
>Grab bird legs with gentle (lower) claws
>Attempt to pull out of door
>adri goes out on a walk outside
>it's a quite night in kalos
it's refreshing to be back in my home region
>she sits on a bench and start looking at the moon
>>8452634
>Good news: Free_Bird.mp4
>Bad News: There's a small circular hole in the door. Install peephole.
>Secondary Bad News: You groaped a lobster and were pulled out of a door by the aforementioned lobster. Awkward.
...Uh. Grazie. I'll be uh... fleeing now.
>=[HONCHKROW Fled!]=
>>8452596
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>>8452625
>WHY BROTHER
>>8452633
PAIN
UNIT THREE KICKED ME
>>8452775
>...unit 3 did not kick unit 1
>unit 3 facepalmed
>reread post
>>8452794
>I misread but don't feel like baleting
>So let's just say Unit One fucking malfunctioned something fierce
>>8452775
>>8452794
>>8452835
...
>>8452835
>>8452794
>>8452775
>>8452862
>unit 3: swap gaze between unit 1 and colress in supreme confusion
>>8452722
...
Uh...Goodnight...?
...
-Shelldon
>>8452862
>>8452876
>UNIT ONE CLINGS ONTO COLRESS AND BEEPS IN CONFUSION
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
... MY FACE HURTS. IT FEELS DENTED.
>>8452587
Improving the biometric scan mode to the point of outright replacing implanted ID chips has long been a dream in the industry.
I'm not supposed to talk much about it, but I suppose dreams may come true.
>>8452876
...
>>8452915
Your face... hurts?
>>8452918
If you need any funding and aren't going to use it to turn friend balls into slave makers we can discuss terms.
>>8452887
So long calll meeeeeee-
>[Rocket away into the night]
>Note to self: Call Stiches mean names in Italian
>>8452963
>>8452918
>Single Patriotic Tear
>There is hope in the world
>>8453011
>dubsfail
>hit wall
>stare at lobsterbro while slowly backing away down the hall
>>8453037
>wipe away tear
youre welcome
>roll to escape without breaking anything
>>8453095
(drink)
>Sylvie returns home from a long day of training and hops onto the couch before curling up to sleep
>>8453073
>crash
>There goes the bottle of scotch, poured out all over the floor.
Please slow down and don't break my stuff. I don't even have that much to break in my retirement.
>>8452963
YES
HE KICKED ME
DIDNT YOU SEE IT
I CAN PLAY BACK....
>>8453095
>ERROR: DATAFEED FOR KICK NOT FOUND
COLRESS?
>>8452963
Funding has never been an issue, just the limits of modern science. Or so the brains in research tell me, accounting may say otherwise.
That comment reminds me that there was such a proposal not too long ago. A silly idea and respectfully rejected idea of a now deceased friend of the CEO and magnate, had it been proposed by anyone else it would have been rejected on the spot and the proposer fired.
>>8453037
Soon.
Any more questions.
>>8452716
Ahh... i missed this region
I wonder if i'll meet someone, that i can have a relationship
>knife sighs
Maybe i should just give up on that, i should focus more something else
>>8453095
...
>>8453206
Unit One. I think you had a bit of a malfunction.
>How the hell does a robot hallucinate?
>>8453229
Well if you need a few smart people I feel a few of my workers would be able to help.
...Tell me. If you could make a pokeball that could do anything. Even something bypassing the laws of physics or even literal laws.
What would you have it do?
>>8453229
Are there ever going to be more seals developed?
>>8453303
>very easily, and most likely through the same mechanism as organics- through sensory input malfunctioning.
>Especially since their brains are already partially developed.
>>8452338
Doubt it desu
For all we know that was hateboners plan
Frame turts
Possibly indirectly kill him as well
>>8453303
daddy
>>8453303
I...
I DID?
COLRESS
IM SCARED
THERES DATA MISSING
>UNIT ONE: ENTER TURTLE MO- I MEAN, ALTERNATE FORM
>>8453350
>UNIT ONE: DO THE COCKROACH HISS
>>8453337
>Shhhhhhhh.
>>8453350
...What?
>>8453396
>Pet the cockroach bug.
Nothing to be scared about, Unit One. This is... Normal. We can make sure this won't happen again.
>>8453452
DADDY?
>>8453337
>...I meant partially organic.
>>8453452
>...unit 3: disconnect from Colress's pokedex
>unit 3: lean against Colress's chair and watch alpha unit and system admin.
>>8453303
Looking to expand your Kalos operations? Some acquaintances of mine object to the idea, but I doubt my employees do.
A pokeball that could do anything... maybe everything a Pokemon Center can do and more.
>>8453325
Sadly, seals were not economically viable and were barely popular in their test market.
Next question?
>>8453491
>HISSSSSSSSS
>>8453452
COLRESS... THERE IS A 68% CHANCE THAT I HEARD DOUBT JUST NOW
WAS THAT DOUBT I HEARD
>UNIT ONE: WIGGLE AND ROLL ENOUGH TO BECOME THE LAB BUG
>>8453532
...How well guarded are your facilities from penetration by... in theory... a giant purple seaweed seamonster
Asking for a friend. You don't know him.
>>8453347
look I'm not sure what to believe, but I'm sure someone has contact with turts
>>8453597
Probably
>>8453491
Please don't.
>>8453492
>Look at the stealth buggo.
>>8453532
Perhaps. I wouldn't force anything on you.
Ah, an interesting idea. I'll let you get back to answering real questions unless I have anything interesting for you.
>>8453565
Hush. There is no doubt in my voice.
We can work on a better memory system.
>>8453532
..What are you talking about? The contest people ate that shit up like scalpers with figurines.
And most trainers in Ransei have at least one pokeball with seals on it.
You need to fire whoever keeps track of all that shit.
>>8453614
daddy
>>8453614
daddy
>>8453614
Daddy?
>>8453614
Daddy~
>>8453612
OKAY
THAT WOULD BE NICE
>UNIT ONE: NUDGE HIS HAND
>>8453612
>>8453739
>stealth bug: silently watch colress and unit 1
>>8453688
>>8453704
>>8453732
>Cross internet disappointed stare
>>8453719
god damnit not you too.
>>8453612
Sir? Mr, Colress, sir?
This is Francis F., currently the sole field-ops guy in Kalos.
I have a slight stalker problem, I'm worried it's going to escalate to violence in the next few days.
Can I get in touch with someone regarding self-defense laws in Kalos?
Also my original designation was as a safehouse guy. Should I try to set one up in my current location?
>>8453800
>Wonk.
>>8453800
Daddy~
>>8453612
I will be in contact, the CEO needs some convincing that technology exchanges will benefit us as a company.
>>8453614
Ransei? That's way out of my target market.
>>8453800
DADDY!
>Roll to hug Gladi
>>8453739
>>8453773
>Pet both bugs.
>Yesss.
>>8453812
We can get someone to talk to you about the self-defense laws.
I've been working on acquiring a safehouse but you're free to set one up where you are.
Do you want me to send Desmond or someone there as well?
>>8453852
Thank you. Do take care.
Also. I think you should try the seals again, many trainers liked them. Try a bit more red and flashy effects.
>>8453896
you did good skitts, you did good.
>>8453931
(hahaha shit the one time I actually succeed in that roll)
(Thanks dice gods)
>>8453896
>hug back
yo
what up
im thinking of getting a robug kinda
maybe
anyway whats up
>>8453823
>Roll to bean with an apple
>>8453852
I meant the entirety of the contest circuits.
With some stuff coming over to Ransei from other continents.
>>8453976
Ow.
Daddy, why?
>>8453975
>roll to stab anon
>>8453912
>Frankie: yess internally, as not to wake the team
Excellent.
My location's already compromised, so might as well reveal I'm in Cyllage City.
Thank you, Colress.
>>8454007
>anon is kill
>>8453958
(Being manipulated in a way that's really starting to remind me of my ex and uh. It's starting to freak me out because like. Don't really know how to get out of that kinda situation. Rip me, too incompetent in telling people to fuck off for my own good.)
(Units 4 and 6 are still open if you want a bug. Both are clean slates so have fun with that)
>>8453998
Why are you like this?
>Roll for x2 apple bean combo
New bread when?
>>8454042
when you give jiji the succ
>>8454007
>roll to stab anon in the butt with dicc
>>8454021
manipulated how?
>>8453912
>>8453976
I will pass the idea to the millennial in marketing, maybe they are more receptive of the idea.
Hm... Kalosian classic seals...