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ERP: Cats>Dogs edition Precum: >>8334055

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ERP: Cats>Dogs edition
Precum: >>8334055
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Just for old times before I go to work;

I'm the sexiest.
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>>8342098
Post the mating press picture
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>>8342124
I'm the shittiest.
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Reptiles > All
>Tfw no Dragon/Lamia to fuck
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
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>>8342019 (DMG)
(Yeah, I do. It's just me wanting to get a good drink from DMG's tits again, just lemme know if you're not up for it I'm fine either way.)
>Anon knocks on the door to the Magician Girl's bedroom after having to carry the busty blonde back home after a long night of drinking.
DMG? You up in there it's the middle of the afternoon! You working off a hangover, need a bite, anything?
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Quick, before the shitposting picks up post cards!
+Poision and +Amazon, new card soon, mel probably on the way out
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Indeed!
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>>8342181
Hex Trainer! <3
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>>8342098
Any cute cat bois?
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>>8342098
all right wow, I know I said I wouldn't post unless prompted. But god damn, this op is more offensive to me than every insult that got thrown at me in the last thread. Your opinion is shit and objectively wrong. Die ten times. Okay I'm gone for real now
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>>8341888
>The ponytail on her head is prime for pulling, though she doesn't outright say this. Her tongue fumbles around his for a moment, but she catches the hang of it soon, and wriggles hers against his affectionately.
Ah-
>The squeeze at her ass makes her mumble for a moment, and she flexes her hamstrings as hard as she can at his touch.
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>>8342187
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME
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>>8342212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II-XC8-6_tY
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>>8342208
S-sorry do I know you? It's been a while since I've been around here so I can get people confused
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Where all da furries at
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>>8342212
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>>8342113
hmm, that would explain it, maybe.
i'm a cunt here. i think i'm nicer in private, especially with people i actually arrpee with (even though i shitposted one of them way way back and want to smash that noose button for it now)
also
>compared to how long you've been here
i'm a newfag lmao
ok unless i actually want to talk i'm just gonna fuck off and watch these bad boys until my rage is replaced by my loss of will to live
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>>8342267
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How are you fine gentlemen doin today?
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>>8342283
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>>8342283
>>8342267
Wtf I like owain now
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>>8342231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2dJTvn3hc4
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>>8342300
>Owain hates Jade
>Owain and Jinx are a thing

Really makes you think
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>>8342267
>>8342283
>>8342300
Told ya he didn't like me.
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>>8342300
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>>8342214
(That's a cute pic)
>Anon lets out a sigh of relief as she starts to follow his motions. This intimate kiss was intoxicating to him, and soon his cock in was dripping with pre-cum, which was staining the bed. He didn't hesitate to continue squeezing and groping her plump ass, admiring just how much cushion she had back there. Eventually, he parted the kiss, leaving a trail of saliva between them. She could see in his eyes that he was ready to get into the main event. And he emphasized this by prodding the crown of his cock against her slit. He looked her dead center, and asked her;
So, are you ready?
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>>8342370
What server is this from?
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>>8342295
Not too bad thanks but my uh... engines been having trouble.
Not pistoning like it should....
>The man smiles nervously and rubs the back of his head
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>>8342308
>Tfw we'll never have a Sonic game with Rush-style music ever again
Kill me
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>>8342257
Oh, no, I don't believe we've met before, but I've seen you around.
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>>8342267
>>8342283
>new server has leaked convos already
Also can I get an invite link

>>8342326
Obligatory that monkey
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>>8342388
TND's which is Owain's secondary circlejerk
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>>8342439
It's not her server
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>>8342439
>TNDs
That's wrong kiddo.
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>>8342257
(>>8342422 here. I gotta go, sorry. Hope I see you around again!)
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>>8342388
It's an Anon's
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>>8342422
A-and you already know my name? Thats...pretty sweet of you. M-most people just assume I'm a witch or a ghost and only remember to keep away from me
>The trainer smiles a little, less creepy this time and more of a sweet genuine sort of look you would expect to see on a girl her age. It also looks like she might be blushing, but its hard to tell with her face half hidden behind her hair.
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>>8342153
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>>8342416
Sonic Rush was so good ffffffffffffuck
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>>8342456
(whoops, just caught that as I was typing up, see you.)
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>>8342478
NEP
A
CUTE
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>>8342482
French window!
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>>8342491
Too bad it still suffered from Dimps syndrome.
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>>8342436
(Obligatory autistic screech.)
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>uses the salt from the previous thread to season his popcorn
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>>8342181
Hex is super cute.
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>>8342512
(What is Dimps syndrome)
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>>8342124
kys faggot
>kissu
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>>8342498
it's me
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>>8342558
Death Pits and Spikes fucking everywhere.
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>>8342181
I want hex to uh... breast feed me.
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>>8342570
>His american lips waste now time in their lunge towards her exposed back. His arms wrap around her back, enjoying any contact he can before she inevitably ties him from the ceiling again.
Missed you
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Kept you all waiting, hmm?
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>>8342544
Cute? You don't mean spooky or creepy or anything like that do you? D-did someone dare you to come say that?
>>8342588
.....what? A-anon that's a pretty weird thing to ask a girl you've just met.
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>>8342621
Y e s
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>>8342621
OH SHIT
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>>8342648
No silly! You're cute because of how spooky and creepy you are!
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>>8342621
We got a new ragyo now? Neat.
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>>8342584
You're right

still love it tho

I'm replaying it atm


unrelated but AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW GORILLAZ
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Have we all calmed down now?
Be on your best behavior and ignore things you don't like okay?
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lupin's new discord
Bartenderbackup#6053
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>>8342648
I'm sorry I can't help myself!
You're so adorable I just want you to mommy me~
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>>8342719
It's still fun, but the cheap deaths are definitely pretty stupid.
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>>8342736
Lmao
Why do you hate him so much anyway?
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>>8342736
Thanks Egg
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>>8342768
Is this her "other" personality?
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https://discord.gg/QqQ4b
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>>8342783
>Be a cunt
>"M-My other side! I can't control it!"
EGG should play Owain.
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>>8342663
And it seems it's still the same pigpen as it always was...
Hmph. Disspointing.
>>8342714
>I-I'll try my best.
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>>8342698
>Her face lights up a little more. She still clearly needs to work on making her smiles look less like the mad grins of a demented woman but at least somewhere can be seen the normal delighted expression of a girl who found someone interested in the same things she is.
I know right! E-everyone says spooky things are all gross and should just be left alone, b-but they really aren't that bad once you spend some time with them.
>It's not clear if she's talking about herself or ghosts.
>>8342751
I-I mean....I might have sort of a problem with being strangely, well, productive for a girl my age. B-but really I don't know if this is the kind of thing I could do with a total stranger.
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>>8342605
Yeah,I'm sorry for not being here often. I'd say that it's because I'm busy that's not the case.
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>>8342845
How do you get your hair to look like that?
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I need healing!
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>>8342870
This place isn't really somewhere I'm happy to come back to so I don't blame you. I just enjoy when you actually come here and the rarity makes it even more special
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Redpill me on EGG.
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>>8342849
Then please go out with me!
>The anon gets down on one knee dramatically and takes her hand, giving it a soft kiss
It's not weird if I'm your boyfriend right?
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>>8342884
Fuck off Paul
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>>8342383
(Whoa, missed this)
Always am.
>Happy to have the attention on her backside, Samus allows him to squeeze all he likes. The kiss also tickles her fancy, particularly the gossamer string that connects them until she licks it away. Grinding against his member, she again nods, taking hold of his shoulders and gripping tight.
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>>8342181
Oh shoot I remember Twin Dungeon Princess
Isn't that girl the fallen angel?
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>>8342903
Massive attention whore and all around whiny cunt, but otherwise extremely fuckable.
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>>8342714
Actually we had a new ragyo months ago but they vanished for some reason
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>>8342884
Genji, please.
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>>8342903
Someone suffers heavily from Girl on the Internet Syndrome

They're nice when not being a bipolar wreck
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>>8342931
So a girl?
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>>8342936
Oh D.va, it's been too long~
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>>8342496
Doathing!
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>>8342849
>Anon doesn't really mind her odd grin, finding it more endearing than anything else. He took a few steps toward the Hex Maniac, smiling back at her. It was obvious that he wanted to show her that she wasn't gross to him at all.
Of course! They just need to be shown some love, and they're sure to blossom into something more. I've used a few ghost types on my team. I quite like Chandelure, actually. It's a pretty great Pokemon. It's creepy, sure, but it's also very beautiful. I've seen it do amazing things while I used it for some Contests.
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>>8342894
Aw thanks,I'll try to get here more often once I feel better,I like this place sometimes,it's nice to talk to some people that appreciate my awful writing I guess.
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>>8342903
This grill?
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>>8343024
That's Jade.
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>>8343017
There is nothing awful about your writing. I only wish I knew french so I could appreciate when you go all out
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>>8342167
(Sorry, got distracted. I'm still here if you wanna do the do)
>As the anon walks into the mage's room he's welcomed with the sitting upright magician just flipping through her phone, looking up with a warm smile. She only moves slightly but enough so that the blanket she was wearing fell down her chest. Exposing her large, full chest, her sweet, large pink nipples exposed to the day light cracking through the window
Hey anon! I'm not hungover, how you doing?
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>>8342936
Please what? I'm not pushing the payload if that's what you want.
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>>8343017
RAZ! <3
>>8342969
huh
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Post egg nudes
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>>8343033
Who's Jade?
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>>8343047
I want to kiss you, I'm a hug fan!
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>>8342912
Good...
>Anon simply responds, before eventually sliding his rod down her hole. He arches his back just a little, moaning happily as her insides eagerly pull more of him deeper. Once he's all the way in, his tip presses up against her womb, and he takes a moment to adjust himself. Then, he slowly begins to thrust his hips, sliding his cock in and out of her wet walls.
Oh Samus, that feels nice...
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>>8342907
>She visibly flusters like at this, her entire face going from its normal strange pale color to beet red in almost an instant. Her mouth opens but nothing comes out at all, simply fragments of sentences and abrupt stops. Finally she seems to decide on something, her nervous shaking slowing down as she starts to talk, still not looking him in the eye from just how embarrassed she is.
F-fine I guess. If you really want it th-that bad then maybe it would be okay. Just for a second though okay?
>Still trembling, her hands move up to the top of her dress around her neck. She pauses and blushes a bit deeper before slowly pulling the fabric down over her massive chest, inch after inch of flesh coming into view before it all spills over at once.
>>8343006
Y-you fight in the contests? I'm to nervous to try stuff like that, I just keep them around because I like them I guess. I hope that's not too weird, they just kind of remind me of myself.
>She rambles on for a little bit. It's clear she doesn't have much experience talking with people in general, let alone with people who share the same sorts of eccentric interests she does. Still she seems excited and happy. One other thing that's clear is that she doesn't know how personal space works to well, because she steps forward herself until they're pressed flush
>>8342916
(I think she's an arch devil or something or other. Yeah she's pretty hot but I'm probably swapping her out for poison here soon.
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>>8343051
Dog fucker who had sex with her married brother once.
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>>8343092
ily H(C)ex <3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug
>>8343045
You always say you need healing! Always... Calling after Ziegler. Are you even injured?
>>8343072
That's a little inappropriate for a fan, don'tcha think?
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>>8343105
(Ha ha gay)
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What are we doing in this wonderful and colorful day?
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>>8343017
I appreciate your writing, Raz :D
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>>8343033
My bad. That's what I get for not labelling my pics.
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Are we posting trash nudes now?
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>>8343035
Meh,I don't consider my writing to be that good,I make too many beginner mistakes. But I had that discussion yesterday with someone and they told me that I was just underrating (underestimating?) myself.

>>8343047
Send me an invite back plox thx bb

>>8343143
Shush Fronku you don't
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>>8343137
>Kissus the ghost violinist
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>>8343137
Going for a walk to breath fresh air before lock ourselves in.
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>>8343191
I guess we are
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Rem are you still here?
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>>8343195
Done ;)
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>>8343217
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>>8343092
That's understandable. There are a lot of people that don't battle with their Pokemon.
>Anon replied, not really finding that fact too strange. It was obvious to him that she was an outcast, and was inexperienced with social norms, but he didn't really care. He was just happy to see her interacting with someone. He blushed a little from her pressing up against her, but didn't back away, standing right were he was, even rubbing up against her a little.
You know, I know you Hex Maniacs don't talk with others a lot, so I'll admit, I was a little nervous to see how you would react. But you're pretty brave, and very cute too. So I'm glad that I ultimately decided to talk to you.
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>>8343114
But I'm in love with you!
All I want to do is hold you close and kiss you.
Breath in your sweet scent...
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>>8343191
As in nudes of trash?

I thought he was a he.
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>>8343092
(Ah fair enough. My favourite character was definitely the main girl's mom)
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>>8343235
Was the first one Egg?
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>>8343114
Well, I don't think that's completely true. What about all the times when I don't say it?

No, but it never hurts to be prepared. Not all of us get to have an awesome mech to hide in, like you.
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>>8343217
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>>8343137
I am simply enjoying the night. Candle burning, blinds open, stars in plain sight.
It's a beautiful evening, to say the least.
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>>8343195
But I do

>>8343085
>A poke against the babymaker is enough to make even a hardened bounty hunter swoon, twining her legs around his as he starts to plug her up, and cranes down to nibble on his jaw. Silent as she always is when her focus is occupied, Samus concentrates on squeezing her inner muscles around his member.
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>>8343257
Sorry I meant /trash/.
>>8343259
No the first two were PyroKitty from /ftt/, although she was kicked awhile ago.
Who are yours?
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>>8343289
That's a guy right?
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>>8343270
Can't say

>>8343288
I only have jade
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>>8343236
Y-yeah well. Lately I've realized it kinda sucks being alone and by myself all the time, s-so I've been trying to go out of my way to interact with people more and make friends. I-I'm not sure how well it's working out really, but I think I'm at least making progress. I mean, I have to be doing something right if I was able to talk to you, and get you to l-like me instead of just running away right?
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>>8343303
That's Egg, I heard she had full nudes but never found them
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>>8343331
[If only]
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>>8342491
Back when Dimps was still pretty good
Now they have ok games, and bad content/ balance/glitches/exploits in games
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>>8343304
I don't really know who that is but cool.
>>8343331
Looks like a dude.
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>>8343355
Who are you?
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>>8343355
Post the sole lewd that you have of Blossom
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>>8342209
Because I legitmently can't resist responding to this.

I'll go back to anon posting now.
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>>8343381
The dogfucker from earlier
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>>8343355
who this?
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>>8343386
>>8343410
[An old shithead. Hi there]

>>8343399
>
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>the couple of faggots who tried to collect nudes on the females that played here, are still here
You're as bad a Bolin
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>>8343269
I don't /hide/ in it!
Ugh, you still do it a lot! It's worrying sometimes. >>8343378
RIP
>>8343254
But... But you don't really know me, do you? I can give you a selfie, though!
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>>8343416
Naisu. Thanks f.am
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>>8343416
Shit head?
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>>8343405
I got that yeah, I just meant I'd never heard of her before this.
Kinda hot though to be honest.
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>>8343404
>smacks ass

Take care.
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>>8343427
[It really is a bit creepy]

>>8343430
[No problemo]

>>8343440
[Not important, what's up doll]
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>>8343444
Are these still Pyro?
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>>8343428
A selfie would be nice but maybe we could get to know each other....
Maybe go on a date?
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Morrigan around?

And no, I'm not Boco, goddammit.
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>>8343287
>Anon grunts as the bounty hunter's pussy tightens up around his length. It sends a wave of pleasure though his entire body, and only encourages him to pick up the pace. He starts to thrust a little faster, his prick pistoning her soaked snatch. The hand that was once playing with her hair moves down a little, and reaches her bust. He gives one of her breasts a firm squeeze, before taking hold of her nipple as he twisted it back and forth.
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>>8343463
>a bit
They're stalker tier. You know this kind of shit gets you banned for months on /soc/, right?
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>rolls eyes
Welp, see you guys in 10 threads when the memes and shitposting wear off.
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>>8343499
>smacks your ass

Take care.
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>>8343481
Fuck off Boco.
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>>8343481
At least try harder...
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>>8343471
All but >>8343288 which was some >who, I messed up.
She's the only female from trash I have nudes of.
Just double checking for my ocd filekeeping but these are all Jade right?
Just let me know if you change.
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>>8343486
[I mean it's one thing to trade pictures with consent, but posting them in public for ebin lulz is just stalkerish and uncomfortable]

>>8343499
[Take care, darling]
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>>8343541
That was all I really had, I was told they where all jade
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>>8343520
>>8343539
Boco hasn't even been here in weeks.

You people act like he's the fucking boogeyman.
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Where are the futas?
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>>8343557
They think they're somehow offending jade, when every one of her images was posted in the public channels, by her. She doesn't care, but faggots like this get off on the idea of posting something they shouldn't.
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>>8343481
I just woke up an hour ago and I'm about to eat some food but I'm here, lurking.

What's the matter?
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>>8343592
Just curious.

Enjoy your meal.
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>>8343324
Maybe, but I'd argue that you're very hard to resist. There's something about you that I can't quite explain, but, I've always had an interest in Hex Maniacs. But you're not like the rest, I feel.
>Anon explained, before wrapping an arm around the ghostly girl, pushing her body closer to his. He looked down at her, faintly smiling. He was going to reveal to her his true feelings.
I... Uh... Don't know how to say this, but, would you mind perhaps being partners? I know it sounds a little crazy, but I don't think I could let you go.
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>>8343611
fucking creepy
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>>8343557
>>8343581
I was the Kitty guy, don't know Jade but Kitty's were all posted in public discord.
I'm not spiteful just an in considerate perv.
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>>8343622
That doesn't change anything, and further proves my point that you just get off on thinking you're doing something bad. You're pathetic
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>>8343619
Sounds like they were just being friendly, anon.
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>>8343591
>want to yiff but that image is gross
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>>8343581
>>8343622
[I don't particularly care about the target, still think it's a bit iffy though]
[But maybe let's drop this subject]
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>>8343591
Thats...more or less disturbing.
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>>8343491
>>8343584
Who?
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>>8343428
Well then, I guess you wouldn't mind if I took your mech for a spin sometime in the future? Promise I won't steal it... maybe.
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>>8343614
>She tensed up once again as he pulled her close, though it was probably hard for him to notice with how soft her body was in the first place. She stammers a tiny bit before closing her mouth and trying to stare at the ground. Even with her getting a bit more experienced she still didn't know how to respond to something this forward and abrupt.
Y-you mean like battle partners? I don't think I would be much help but if you want to then I guess it would be rude of me to refuse.
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>>8343655
Is there a problem?
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>>8343679
Wha- But you're...You don't know how to pilot it!
>>8343477
I'm not supposed to... What if someone finds out?
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real dead hours
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>>8343646
What subject should we pick up?
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>>8343699
Quite. That image depicting me looks warped. Disturbing to say the least.
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>>8343753
>Stuttering
Worst chart
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>>8343722
It'll be our little secret...
>He reaches out, running the back of his hand along your cheek and smiling
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>>8343776
I do agree it's terrible because it just... Distorts what natural beauty you possess! A shame, really.
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>>8343766
Please tell me you're not human sized...
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Iowa
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>>8343688
>Anon chuckled from her reaction, shaking his head. He used his other hand to lift up her chin, looking down at her with a sly grin.
No, not battle partners, silly....
>Anon dipped his head down, and gave her a long, loving kiss on her lips. Once he was done, he moved his head over to her ear, whispering to her in a sexy tone of voice;
Sex partners~
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>>8343753
>TFW fuckers don't alphabetize shit like this
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>>8343814
>corn
>corn
>corn
>corn
>corn
>corn
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>>8343813
Sorry, Nonn-noni-nominous-nommy? Non...Anonymous! Yeah, I am.
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>>8343722
I'll wing it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen? And I'll even let you polish my sword if you let me ride your mech!
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POST CARDS
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>>8343840
Well you do have cute elf ears....
Plus that speech impediment is adorable.
Do you want to go get a drink some where?
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>>8343882
Sure.
(Also hi, been a while everyone.)
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>tfw /erp/ loves vanilla fucking

gosh darn you all

Either do adorable cuddly wuddlys or out of control kinky mind break sex. Don't ruin both by meeting in the middle.
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>>8343859
You could break it! Yah, do you know how much those cost?
>>8343795
>Hana blinks, nonplussed.
Mwo... But, I don't know you very well either!
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>>8343916
I've done both ends, although I've never heard of a in between.
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>>8343916
Most anons are boring writers what do you expect? Effort for any kind of personality?
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>>8343825
>At first her face seemed a mixture of confusion and also mild anxiety, but that didn't last long once his lips connected with hers. Her lips didn't move almost at all, taken by surprise totally by his swift display of affection, but after a few moments she manages to adjust. Right before he pulls his lips away she even seems to try and kiss back, as short and awkward as it is. Once again she's staring at the floor, hiding her face behind her hair and not really saying much. Eventually she looks back up, her eyes seeming even more bizarre then they were before.
W-well you are the first person I've managed to talk to for a solid amount of time. A-and you don't seem to be running away from me even if I am a little creepy. I-I'll warn you right now I've never done much of anything like this before so you're going to have to g-guide me.
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>>8343904
"Omnics have such... interesting choices of apparel these days."
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>>8343882
Okay

>>8343916
>out of control kinky mind break sex
My favorite
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>>8343916
I would like to say; yes! Cuddling is good. Good for the soul, like chicken soup, or puppies.
...not so much the mind break. Maybe some rough stuff.

>>8343885
Well cor, aren't you a sweetie.
>Flittering up into the air, Megan pinches the man's cheek.
Lead the way, bub!
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>>8343916
I hate mindbreak my idea of hardcore is full on rape which turns most people off.
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>>8343969
Fuck off Paul
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>>8343980
I like full on rape
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>>8343966
"Excuse me.. Do I know you? And I believe I'm classified as a robot, not a.. Huh. I don't think I've heard that term before."
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>>8343916
What's it feel like having such shit taste?
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>>8343965
>>8343979
(Fucking hell. Sorry, something just came up and I'm going to have to leave for a bit. Do you have a discord I can contact?)
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>>8343916
I wish I could do more cuddly.
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Awe you guys having fun posting my nudes. Cute.
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>>8344011
(sorry, I'm not really up to doing discord stuff just yet, but I'll be around often enough I hope.
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>>8344018
There's nudes? Where?
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>>8343919
Then lets get to know each other...
>Moving closer he wraps his arms around your waste and leans in for a kiss
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>>8344018
pyro?
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>>8343919
It's insured right? Ugh... Guess I could always put a saddle on bastion instead.
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>>8344018
Bane?
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>>8344028
(Okay, that's fine. I'll see you then! Hex really is cute.)
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>>8344018
I've jerked off to you alot, thanks for sharing them in the first place.
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>>8344018
pls be my gf
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>>8344018
ROBBIE ROTTEN!?
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>>8343997
"I do not believe we've met, no. Hanzo, at your service, and you are of the robots; are you not? Then you're an omnic."
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>>8344073
pls be my ai gf
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>>8343778
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
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>>8344084
"Well, it's relatively nice to meet you, then. I'm Pivot. Interesting term, though. I suppose it's just not common where I live in."
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>>8343798
Natural beauty? Well aren't you a charmer...what features gave you that thought?
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>>8344132
Not him, but your fine ass, thick thighs and wide hips
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>>8344119
"Apologies if I seem a little apprehensive, I have bad experience with Omnics. Perhaps that's just what they're called where I am from.

You seem harmless though, at the least."
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>>8344055
Why do you want to ride something so bad, oppa?
>>8344036
Ah?
>Hana leans her head back, eyebrows furrowing.
What are you doing..?
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>>8343972
Sweetness for a sweet girl.
>He takes her to an older style ale house not too far away, the place is pretty empty and the take a table in a back corner
>He orders them two apple ciders and sips his drink looking across at her
So you're a mutant.. ah I shouldn't use that word but I don't know what else to say.
I've never met one before...
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>>8343969
You're back demon, what kept you in at the fiery abyss?
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>>8344132
Where do I start?
>The male rubbed his chin, his eye scanning Krystal's form.
Your curvaceous body looks amazing. Your facial features have certain charm. Your graceful movements. You're really beautiful!
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>>8344195
Showing you that it will be worth it~
>He pulls you back towards him and presses his lips against yours, desperately kissing away
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>>8344266
>Hana's eyes widen, and her palms go up to push lightly at his shoulders.
Mwohae? (What are you doing?)
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>>8342266
Oh why am I cursed to always give you a (you)
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Who's lurking right now?
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>>8343227
Yeah, I'm here, I just didn't see your post
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Saturn about to make love and I'm just a heartbreaker
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>>8344320
Not her
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>>8344179
"It's not a problem, mister Hanzo. I hope it's possible to work through that apprehensiveness.. wait, harmless? No way, I'm not harmless. I've punched out pretty big robots. Well, one big robot. And it was self defence."
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>>8344195
Thought that was obvious.
I want to be cool like you! Also because I'm lazy, I can't just levitate my ass around like Zen

>>8344179
Not all Omnics are bad - brother.
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>>8344132
the mouth, tongue, eyes and chest
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>>8344310
Me, probably too tired to ava tho.
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>>8344340
>Trixie's shy
Yes
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>>8344309
I want to impregnate this god damn fox one day, not today, look forward to that
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>>8344340
Didn't know we had a flutter. Take some art.
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>>8344354
Who do you ava tho?
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>>8344310
If I can't see you, you can't see me.
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>>8344373
Some girls here.
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>>8344340
Are you lost, Miss?
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>>8344340
Heyo, Fluttertits.
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>>8344301
Oh Hanna~
>You can feel his erection pressing into your thigh as his hands move hungrily over your body, your resistance only seems to encourage him and his kisses become more intense
>He pulls you harder against him while his hand gropes your butt, his tongue trying to push into your mouth
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Yeh this is Pyro. Who is Jade?
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>>8344310
>>8342181
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>>8344412
This is jade
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>>8344337
"I don't think you're helping with the feeling of doubt. Anyways; let's move on. Any more talk on the subject might lead down a bad path.

What are you doing here, what business would a robot have?"

>>8344338
"We are not brothers. We may have been once, but that was long ago. I do not see the boy I used to recognise in that shell."
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>>8344322
My reputation precedes me! Why not?
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>>8344212
Mutie! I'm a cutie mutie, and you can't stop me.
>Taking her hefty mug, Pixie knocks the entire drink back in one go, her wings beating furtively as the drink gets a bit raw on her throat. Slamming the mug back down, she gives the wings a dizzy flap, and beams at him.
We're all 'round! I hope you're not, ah, one of the anti-mutie folk...
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>>8344383
Is this the chinese loli?
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>>8344178
>>8344254
>>8344342
(Blah...sorry about this, but something came up. I'll try to come around tonight if any of you are interested still!)
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>>8344320
>>8344427
I want to give Noodle my noodle.
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>>8344359
"Hi, Nonny."

>>8344372
"I-I haven't had the time to have fun with you boys just yet. This weekend for I will for sure! Sorry for being a tease."

>>8344372
"That skin looks a little yellow, Anon."

>>8344401
"Oh, hello!"
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>>8344439
What did you call me?
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>>8344505
Soon flutters,
Goodnight then!
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>>8344459
Alrighty.
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>>8344425
"I suppose I can get that. I've met some people that dislike robots before, but you seem pretty open minded.

As for what I'm doing here? Well, the same reason everyone else is here! I like humans, and the more intimate things that can be done with them."
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>>8344505
Give us a quick flash before you go.
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>>8344430
>He chocks a little on his drink at your display and then starts to giggle before he slams back his own (less gracefully) and orders two more
No not at all!
It's just very strange and.. exotic.
>He starts to reach out his hand to touch your wing but pulls it back a bit, looking embarrassed
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>>8344459
Every time
Oh well hope things are ok, hope to fuck you soon you blue slut
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>>8344505
Was Owain the best partner you ever had?
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>>8344509
Huh. Didn't know you had a temper. But it's not like a small girl like you can be dangerous.
>The man approached her, eyeing her tiny body before patting her on the head. The worst she could do is bite.
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>>8344584
Anon come on now don't be weird.
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>>8344372
"Is that—Fluttershy!? What are YOU doing here!?"
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>>8344621
Become more human!
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>>8344338
You want to be cool like me...? What happened to the Genji I know?
>>8344407
>Now, Hana began to push harder.
Nh!
>She grunts, eyebrows furrowing as he begins to grope and squeeze her body. Her brown eyes widen, a flustered expression on her face.
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>>8344621
Anthro or pone?
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>>8344572
Iaaaayeeee wouldn't touch that if I were you, nonono. They uh, produce some very potent stuff. Dust, actually. And it makes you see some freaky stuff.
>Bopping his arms with her tiny fists, Pixie starts to laugh.
And I am not exotic, you drubber, I'm Welsh. That tidy with you?
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>>8344463
Aren't you a funny one, Anon?
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>>8344621
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>>8344505
pretty good tits
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>>8344554
"Well, I've spent a lot of time bitter over far too many things, it's time I changed my pace.

I see... so you're here to do /that/, here I was under the expression that robots couldn't, or wouldn't need or want to."
>>
I am going to fuck you up.
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>>8344543
"Goodnight!~"

>>8344562
Giving the request little thought, Fluttershy hooks her dainty fingers under the hem of her see-through blouse and tugs upwards at a painfully sluggish pace, ensuring that her onlookers receive a full view of her pudgy abdomen as her underarms clasp together to have her mountainous bosom smothered against one another. Halfway up the trip, the undersides of her tits are revealed; the flesh pale and fatty as her hands continued onwards, hauling the milk bags further until they finally slip past the fabric and collide with her stomach, emitting a loud, booming thwap. Fluttershy giggles and dances her shoulders, having her weighed-down tits jiggle and bounce until the fabric of her shirt conceals them once again.

>>8344686
"Th-thank you, Mister."
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>>8344715
Bring it on fucker.
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>>8344425
You may not recognize me for who I once was and you may not even see me as your brother - but one day you will have to accept that I am still the Genji that I always have been.

>>8344638
The Genji you know would have been allowed to ride your mech!
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>>8344715
Please do!
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>>8344715
fucking RUDE
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>>8344665
Like a hallucinogen?
That must be a hassle in uh.. social situations.
>He scratches the back of his head looking a little embarrassed and hides his face in his fresh mug of cider
Welsh.. that's Wales in England right?
Yeah that's not a problem, I have to say I love your accent.
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>>8344698
"Well, I can do it. I actually enjoy doing so, too. It's fun. I was sort of made to emulate a dead woman, though. That might be why. In any case, though.. That's some history that might not be good to get into right now. Pretty messed up stuff, and I think someone got arrested too."
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>>8344715
Oh please do
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>>8344592
>Toph's right eye twitches as he pats her on top of her puffy bun. With the slam of her foot, a pillar of earth shoots up under his feet.
That's an understatement.
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>>8344767
I would a Salem
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>>8344767
Salem when
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>>8344767
Hot grimm
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Excuse me, has anyone one of you seen Koichi, I can't find him anywhere.
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>>8344781
Oooh, love the hair!

>>8344776
>
Oh, you don't know the half of it, Mr. Nonny-nominous. Don't look so embarrassed, though! It's how I was made. I got what my momma gave me-well, everything except the wings. Those are just me.
>Another mug is served to the booth, and Megan kicks her legs in delight as she chugs it down. Her face pinkens, and she starts looking a lot more bubbly.
Yup, mhmm, yessir! It's just what we all got from home. 'Mericans have nice accents, too!
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>>8344715
You're welcome to try; but remember, it's your death wish.
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>>8344645
Pone, for the Horse Pussy is superior
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>>8344845
Winking vulva or whatever, right?
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>>8344845
Did you know your sister is a slut?
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>>8344746
"You very well may be, but you are not deserving of that name. Not anymore. Not as you are."

>>8344779
"You're a dead- actually no, better not to ask. I'm curious; if you can have sex, does that mean Omnics can reproduce like humans? Can you, uh... well, you know what I mean to ask, surely."
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>>8344831
Awww really? Thank you, I make try to take good care of it whenever I can, but not many people notice. Yours is pretty cute as well.
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>>8344621
I need a suit made. But my measurements are out of date. Can you measure me and make me a suit?
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>>8344746
Aish...
>>8344746
>>8344862
Really, both of you need to sort this out! You're brothers!
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>>8344785
>As the man was shot upwards, he had no time to balance himself on the earth pillar. Falling back down to the ground, he let out a painful groan as he stared up at the angry loli.
Thanks for that.
>He said before slowly picking himself up. Once he was standing on two feet again, he looked down at the loli.
Even though you almost broke my back, I can't bring myself to hate that cute face.
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>>8344860
"What!? When—How!? It's not possible that my sweet sister could so such scandalous behaviour!"
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>Sluts, amazons, and a Hex Maniac in the ERP thread this time
>Never any time time to participate
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>>8344862
"I don't believe most robots, er.. omnics, can reproduce. I think I was built with the capacity, but I wasn't completed by my original builder, and I do not have any eggs. So.. no, I can't get pregnant."
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>>8344831
Haha!
You're real fun and full of energy aren't you?
>Feeling bolder from his drink he reaches out and takes hold of your hand, giving it a gentle rub
What do you like to do for fun?
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>>8344904
Those clothes you make her are fun to rip off, though.
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>>8344781
>Trouncing throughout the streets of a unfamiliar realm Owain is looking for something to occupy is small amount of free time. Owain's eyes practically bug out of their sockets as he spies Poison, everything from her washboard abs to her bountiful breasts having his full attention. As he prepares to approach her he suddenly stops, the bulge visible in her short shorts giving him pause. He begins to debate with himself.
"Now Owain, don't be hasty. You've already had trouble discerning the gender of this realm's inhabitants. You must approach cautiously..."
>Owain points a finger at the experienced fighter before clearing his throat to get her attention.
"Pink haired individual! May I have a moment of your time?"
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>>8344944
I don't dislike you but wew
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>>8344904
Can I come in to get a suit made?
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>>8344920
Sucks to be yo~ou!
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>>8344781
>>8344868
... How big is it?
You know.. the thing.
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>>8344944
THAT MONKEY
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>>8344966
>mothgirl
Hnnnggg...
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>>8344944
No way your posts are naturally that big. you're using some sort of post enhancement.
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>>8342098
ERP > Functional Normie.
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>>8344868
Aww, shucks! The magic makes it pink, at least that's what Gran said. But gosh girl, you take care of more than that, you're shredded!
>Flapping herself just a few inches off the ground, Pixie marvels at that washboard stomach, and pokes a finger into her navel.
Boop.

>>8344934
Me? Well, I like clothing, I wanna see if I can get a sweet 'n saucy effay line out osmeday. It's hard to wear clothes without carving holes in the back though, for these wings. Bleh, it stinks. You normies sure are lucky, you know that?
>Squeezing back without hesitation, Pixie gabs on, clearly happy to be in his company.
How 'bout you, love?
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>>8344944
Fucks sake Owain stop
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>>8344966
Stupid lewd Moth..
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Kate > Sarah
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>Ermac shitposter going for owain now
Kek
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>>8344944
>Little mac has seen men be shot dead in the alleyway for little more than some cigs and the shoes they were wearing. Little mac has been beaten, slashed, burned, torn to shreds and beaten to death thousands of times in an intergalactic battle royale. He had climbed his way to the very top of the boxing tournament with little more than a pudgy black man at his side and the indomitable will to never give up in the face of adversity. He stared into the abyss that was the crazed female in front of him, his eyes boring none of the normal warmth and happiness he usually has, the only thought dominating his mind was his dire need to overcome the impossible. His muscles practically bulging in a pure show of machismo, giving the woman just what she was asking for before and then some, the sight of a man in peak physical form, ready for battle and fucking at any time of day. He knew in the deepest reaches of his mind that she was more than ready to meet him at every step of the way, her body yearning for the opportunity to dominate him in ways he could scarcely believe. But he wasn't going to allow it, his honor as a boxer and a man were on the line. He slams one hand inches away from her head against the metal behind her, the metal clang of his rock hard digits denting the metal ringing through the empty gym. He moves forward, pressing his cock firmly against her belly with the prime intent to show her how aroused he was, and most importantly that there was no way he was going to be gentle with her after what she's done. Her giggle gives him a slight pause, but not enough to make him stop his advance, wanting to know just how truly deranged this woman was how far she would go to prey on the champion of the boxing world. His inhibitions were completely blown away at this point, the only thoughts repeatedly running through his mind was that he wanted to thoroughly dominate this uppity nymphomaniac with everything he had.
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>>8344944
Lol this guy
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Remember to only respond to Ermac with "Shut up Ermac" until he gives up.
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>>8344881
"And who are you to interfere in our personal affairs? Don't you play videogames for a living? Save yourself the embarrassment of trying to play therapist."

>>8344929
"I see, and, how does sex feel? Not that I'm a virgin and curious, just wondering if it's any different for people like you."
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>>8344862
And who are you to say I am not deserving of my name? If our father were still around, I'm certain he would disapprove of our quarrel.

>>8344881
Thank you, D.va. At least you can agree with me.
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>>8345017
>>8345026
>mfw the Ermac meme is kicking off.
I fucking love you people.
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>>8345017
>>8345026
>Implying I'm that faggot
No. Owain is just cancer.
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>>8345046
(You just lurking for now DMG?)
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>>8344943
"… It's odd. On one hoof, I'm apalled that she would do such things simply for her own entertainment or, Celestia forbid, money. On the other hoof, the fact she would do so in my clothing… I'm honestly unsure as to be offended or honored by that."

>>8344965
"Oh? Sorry, of course!"
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>>8344978
Ara ara~

>>8345012
Is there something wrong with being the way I am..? I can't change that...
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>>8345053
Shut up, Ermac.
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>>8345060
I can do a quick session.
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>>8345053
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345053
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345073
(You still up for it or should I wait then? Sorry if I'm being a bit pushy.)>>8342167
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>>8345066
You're too damned cute, stop it.
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>>8345033
>>8345034
Yah, Hanzo. Why are you so cranky all the time? Genji is your brother. He's past what happened; he's told me so! Why aren't you?
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Mortal Kombat's an awful video game series, use Venom or Legion or something
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>>8345061
>Anon comes to Carousel Boutique to get a suit made.
I've heard really good things about your haberdashery. Have you made a suit for a human before?
>Anon looks around seeing colorful fabrics and equipment everywhere.
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>>8345033
"I would say it feels rather nice! Although I have a separate pleasure circuit, and I can actually feel the voltage ramping up in it as things go on. It's mostly just extra information alongside the enjoyable parts."
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Who the fuck is Ermac and why do we all hate him
I never RPed as a mortal kombat meme so it's not me
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>>8345094
No no it's okay. I already replied to it tho. Just reply to my last reply
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(Fair warning to everyone, might have do duck out for dinner for a little bit in a while)
>>8344944
>Poison was having a pleasant night. She had a good run at the gym, she got in a few fights and won a bit more than she was expecting to, and still had enough time left in the day to treat herself and relax. All in all she was feeling fairly content, relaxing and enjoying the night sky and the city sounds, until she hears someone calling. It takes her next to no time to figure out who it is calling, the man makes little effort to blend in. All the same she isn't as put off by it as others might be, she's seen her fair share of eccentric costumes worn by eccentric personalities in her time. She gives her best disarming smile before rising and strutting her way over.
Of course, you don't seem like you're quite from around here. Something I can help you with?
>>8344968
Depends on how much we get along if you catch my meaning.
>>8344988
>She can't help a little giggle bubbling up from her stomach, both from the poke and just how cute the girl is. It feels nice getting recognition in a way, she walks around dressed like this for a reason after all.
Magic you say? Well I've been around long enough to see my fair share so I guess I can buy it, but using it for hair dye?
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>>8345111
Shut up Paul
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>>8345061
Sometimes she wears no clothes. But overall? I've never seen her get paid, and she only avoids protection when she's with people she trusts.
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>>8345098
Shut up Ermac
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>ERP is so incapable of coming to terms with the fact that multiple people can have similar opinions that they immediately jump on the first boogeyman created by some neckbeard
lol
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>>8345096
And just watch from the sides while others share their lo~ove? Am I not allowed to do that as well..?
>sobs
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>>8345124
>The sweating mage hides under her hat. Trying to cover up her blushing face and wide stupid grin
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>>8345046
>DMG says she loves something
>>8345111
>Suddenly Paul wants in

Really makes you think.
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>>8345141
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345141
Shut up Ermac
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>>8344988
I guess I never really thought about how much of a hassle that would be.
>Glad to see you're enjoying herself, he smiles at you and bites his lip
I run alot which is kind of boring but I also really like painting... I guess that's a bit boring too.
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>>8345178
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345111
When are we going to have sex LD?
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>>8345189
Shut up, Ermac.
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>>8345112
>>8343038
(You did?! Damn sorry DMG I'm a dumbass sorry, thanks again for playing with me)
>The anon takes a light gasp at just drinking in the buxom blonde's body, simply scrolling through her phone as she greets him with a smile.
F...Fine DMG! I was just wondering if you weren't too tired if I could, you know, finish having my drink with you? Please.
>The anon tries to restrain himself before the busty magician, his gaze focused solely on her huge tits as they were hanging bare before his eyes. His jaw was wide open just admiring her body, unable to hide all of the urges swelling within him from last night
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>>8345034
"I shudder to think what our father would think, I'm so glad he never saw that we turned out like this. He always had such high hopes for us, and... especially you."

>>8345097
"Have you ever taken the life of another, let alone that other being family? I want to move on but, something always... this is not the time to talk about something like this. As if it could be handled by a simple talk, anyways."

>>8345104
"You omnics are so very strange, but I suppose that just the differences in our nature. Were you designed with the thought of doing, such things in mind? You are a very... it feels so very alien to compliment a robots looks but..."
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>>8345207
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345183
Shut up Ermac
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Ermac: Noun
Any poster who is posting despite the fact that they are not RPing, and thus not contributing anything of value.
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>>8345158
Shut up Ermac
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>Ermac fag things replying to his own chains will make a point and not just make it easier to get himself spam striked
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>>8345124
>"Oh dear lord she's even better in motion" Owain thought to himself as she approached him, her outfit leaving little to the imagination. Swallowing dryly Owain checks over his outfit, nervously brushing off his shoulders and tunic to look presentable. His emerald eyes lock with hers as he finds himself intimidated by her height, standing an inch or so shorter than her. Noticing he's been asked a question he stumbles over his words.
"You are quite correct! I am a being from a realm far beyond this one! Where might and magic mingle together in dazzling displays of skill and spirit!"
>Owain finds his normal grandiose speech more embarrassing than usual, nervously tugging on his collar before gesturing towards her.
"My name is Owain. I've heard from the grapevine you are quite a voluptuou-voracious fighter! I was interested if I could bother you for a quick chat."
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>>8345218
"I wasn't designed with that in mind, not at all. My personality is based off that dead woman's mind.. there was memories, according to logs I found a few weeks back, but they were erased by, um.. I'm not going to go into that. But basically the girl freaked out and destroyed the original Pivot, or PV-01, with her in it."
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This is now an Ermac thread.
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>>8345241
So, you?
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>>8345275
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345141
>Two polls show 3 people trying to force shit while everyone else hates (you)
>Still '''''we''''' posting
Lmao
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>>8345216
(it happens. Don't worry)

Your drink?
>She tilts her head in a slight confusion, smiling ear to ear she chuckles gently, patting her lap that's covered by her blankets. She didn't mind being top nude, as her chest simply hung there, she teased him by cupping her full chest, lifting the breast up then dropping it to let them bounce
Lay in my lap sweetie, and drink as much as you want <3

>>8345241
Ermac was that guy that tried to speak for more than themselves.
Saying "WE don't like you" "EVERYONE hates you"
The reference is the intro line from MK9. "We are many, you are but one."
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>>8345289
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345289
Reminder to only ever respond with "Shut up Ermac" until he gives up. Don't give him anything coherent to respond to with shitposting.
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>>8345124
(We can finish another time, if you need to)
>The fairy girl gets caught up in staring at the low cut and showy cleavage for a moment, but catches herself and puts on a smile.
Not dye! I just came out like that. It's kind of weird. But everything about me is weird. I'm Pixie, nice to meetcha!

>>8345186
...I live, I guess.
>The buzz starts to die for a moment, Megan visibly wilting along with it, but she surges back up in an instant.
Painting? Aw heck, dude! Do you paint people? You should paint me! Like one of your french girls, or something.
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>>8345295
Who was Ermac saying everyone hated?
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>>8345218
You don't know anything about what I've done before. If you don't talk about it now, you never will.

>>8345261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnPpemeao8I
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Seriously I have no idea what the fuck is even going on
Was this in the discord server some shit?

>>8345207
Never, I don't lewd LD anymore

Which is kinda dumb, since she's got like 300 some lewds
huh

>>8345169
:Thinking:
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>>8345330
D.VA and Mercy. Which just isn't true.
Something something "No one like femdom! I can't afford my classic skin! How do fatalities?"
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>>8345364
That's bullshit. I love femdom. I'll prove it right now!
>Anon hopes that works.
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>>8345295
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345255
>Implying mods give a shit
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>>8345295
>Anon had trouble reserving his thirst around the generous mage, especially as she lifted her own bosom right to his eyes and let them bounce freely. He admired their sway as he rested his head right back into the comfort of her thighs, looking up to the soft, gentle orbs above him.
You're too kind DMG, I...I'm ready!
>Anon blushed a bit and opened his mouth wide, his eyes closed in anticipation in wait of the voluptuous magical woman to guide him by her touch as he slowly but surely leans up towards her ample bosom.
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Can I be Camre?
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>>8345393
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345406
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345364
>No one like femdom!
Excuse you
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>>8343024
>>8343259
>>8343304
>>8343471
Only these are me.
>>8343100
>once
I DO IT WHENEVER I GET A CHANCE. WHY IS THERE ALL THIS MISINFORMATION REEEEEEEEE
Also I'm not really here shhhh.
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>>8345158
>The pink haired girl can't help but laugh at the mage's sudden shyness. She walks a but closer, gently tugging the hat down and away from her face to look her in the eyes.
Now what are you getting all shy for? You were the one staring weren't you? And apparently you liked what you saw enough to come and ask, didn't you?
>>8345261
>She has to raise a hand to cover her mouth as she laughs, it wasn't hard to tell he was out of his element in more ways than just one, from the dress to the obvious embarrassment. Still, there was something cute, almost endearing in a way, about it. She brings her hand back down, her smile still there but now a hint of something more than just friendly there, and her tongue trails across her lips for a brief second, and a little sway comes into her hips as she makes the final few steps to be standing right in front of him. She resists the temptation to lower herself to be looking him in the eye, feeling it would probably be a little inappropriate.
Well I don't know where you heard that from, but you heard just right. Did you want to 'chat' out here or maybe take it somewhere inside?
>>8345308
Poison, and the pleasure is all mine.
>She doesn't really know how to do greetings when the girl isn't really of the size to shake hands with or anything like that, but does her best all the same not wanting to be rude.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you don't exactly look like you're from around here. You have a reason for being all the way down here or do you just like me that much?
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>>8345218
He did have high hopes for us - he cared greatly about us, brother. But I'm confident that he would have wanted us to go out and live our own lives - not be forever tied to the clan. That was not my dream.

And talk may never repair that damage between us - but you had never taken my life to begin with, I have recovered from my injuries and forgiven you. It's time to move on, it's not too late.
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>>8345430
I've used Jade in the past
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>>8345330
He sperged out as a one man army about mercy and D.va. Then we had a poll about 20+ to three results that nobody fucking cared but him.
He doubled down and started we posting like an autist and even forced his own baited poll, it still only got three votes on his side.
It's so sad he still pretends that he's the majority it's actually hilarious
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>>8345308
Yeah I do portraits sometimes...
>He tilts his head to the side, giving your body a slow once over and looking pleased
You know I live nearby if you wanted to model for me?
You have a beautiful figure and I think it would turn out great.
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>>8345357
>I don't lewd LD anymore
wtf i hate pual now
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>>8345399
>As he closed his eyes she shifted her full, round chest into his mouth, letting the soft orbs fill his pallet with flesh, soon fallowed by the slightly warm, wet drip of her milk, her hand rolls over his hair in a calming manner as he suckles away at her slowly dripping teat
Drink up cupcake <3

>>8345434
(>tfw I have that statue in that pic)
I-I wasn't staring! I just heard.. stories.. I wanted to know if the legends were true
>The mage's legs shake as she speaks, too shy to complete a thought without stammering, her lip quivers as she's bullied away from her hat
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>>8345452
3 every time. Very suspicious. Sounds like he has a computer, a phone, and probably his mom's phone.

Also, "Shut up Ermac to both of us for posting without RPing.
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>>8345430
You're very sexy.
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>>8345486
>it takes votes from your devices
>not your ip
Look at this dumbass
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>>8345266
"You worry me, small robot girl. Everything you say seems to begin to go onto a tangent that piques my curiosity immensely but I've never been one to pry. There's a lot more to just look to you, isn't there?"

>>8345346
"You're right, I don't, so I shouldn't make assumptions and try to understand you. So grant me the same courtesy.
Talking may do some good by us, but we tried it awhile ago. Nothing really took... in fact, I think to made it worse for the wear."

>>8345443
"That clan was his pride and joy as much as he was, of course he would've wanted to see us head it. Maybe you could've gone off to do whatever you pleased if the clan had let you, but I was born with the burden of responsibility.

Perhaps, you are right. Though forgive me, it may take some time to come to terms with what you are... what we are."
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>>8345509
Shut up Ermac
Phones have unique IPs when not connected to wifi.
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>>8345447
Jade is meant for using!
>>8345496
Thanks bby.
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>61 IDs
>I-IT'S ONLY ONE PERSON
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>>8345541
I also want to cum down jade's throat.
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>>8345549
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345549
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345434
>Owain visibly sweats from her laughter, finding himself oddly enraptured by the feminine giggle. Owain silently cursed himself for his choice in attire, the sight of her lips being coated in her saliva sending a wave of heat to his lower body. His erection presses against the inside of his underwear, making a fairly noticeable bulge in his leather pants. Owain cranes his neckbackwards ever so slightly to look in her eyes, finding his sight slightly obscured by her breasts. His eyes flick up and down the deserted alleyway, not able to hear the footsteps of anyone coming by.
"This place is more than private enough, I believe."
>He clears his throat before wracking his mind for something to ask her about. His eyes flick down to her child bearing hips and skimpy outfit as he speaks.
"H-Have you ever dealt with a dishonorable opponent uh...Taking advantage of your attire? Possibly to...As they say..."Cop a feel"?
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>411 UID's
>185 Posts
>Page 61
>5 images
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Is Ermac the new Boco?
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"Shut up Ermac" is working better than ignoring him (which failed) because it points out to others who the troll is.
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>>8345483
>The eager anon cooed out at feeling the familiar bliss of DMG's huge bosom in his mouth. He quickly latches to her plump teat, sucking away on what little of her soft flesh as he could. His tongue gently licked away at her pink nipple until it stiffened up and slowly dripped out with her warm nourishment.
You are still too kind to such wayward anons DMG.
>He compliments the buxom mage after swallowing his first drops, nuzzling up to her as he starts to lovingly nurse upon her sizable breast.
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>>8345549
>J-Just wait till my dad gets home from work then it will be three votes! HA!
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>>8345615
>*four
Fuck there goes the punchline
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>>8345517
"Why would I worry you? I mean.. none of that stuff is technically related to my actual current state.. it's effectively stuff that happened to someone else, and I found. I.. don't feel a connection with it, even though I have the personality.."
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>>8345585
It's just fun watching him get all salty and revisionist history after we all caught on. The Avas can even join in and typefuck around it it's nice.
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>>8345576
>Page 61
Are you sure about that?
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>>8345541
Jade and Rose are both for breeding
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>>8345659
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345591
I aim to please sweetie~
>She hums out as the anon suckles on her dripping tit. the sweet warm juices filling his cheeks and washing him over with the warm, loving feeling of being nursed. She strokes over his cheek
Drink up honey, I want you happy <3
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>>8345644
(fug.exe)
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>>8345434
>Pixie's entire body is jostled by the handshake, and she laughs as she's manhandled before floating back down to the ground.
Well now it's cause I like you, but I came here to start with because...because, umm...
>Her nose wrinkles up as she thinks back, to what was presumably told to her less than an hour ago.
...I forgot. Whoopsies! I guess it's just you now.

>>8345464
Yeyeyeyeyeah heck yeah let's go!
>Flying right out of her seat, the mutant takes hold of Anon's arm and starts pulling him toward the door, spreading her hallucinogenic dust all over the very unfortunate customers she passes.
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>>8345673
Firs Plague of Gripes, now Ermac. Are there any ERP memes you didn't start?
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>>8345679
Pivot!
Been a while, you good?
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>>8345696
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>>8345707
Hey! It has been a while, but I'm doing rather well. And you?
(I was feeling a bit burnt out.)
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>>8345696
Godmodding, cucking, the ERP Undisputed Friendzone Championship...
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>>8345696
Owain was her fault too
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>>8345696
I thought I started the eyes meme. But I remember someone mentioning it was an HG meme before I ever did it.
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>>8345517
The clan would never have allowed it, I know. And I'll never expect to understand the responsibility that our father left upon you.

I forgive you, brother. I shall give you the time and space that you need.

>>8345346
Aaanyway... Videogames. What ones do you like the most?
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>>8345753
The only meme you started is Paul and the destruction of these threads.
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>>8345696
Point and laughing and doing happy dances
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>>8345557
A-anon that's lewd.
>>8345660
I can outbreed Rose! She doesn't have litters like I do!
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>>8345746
That's extra retarded Ermac
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>Slices your fucking eye
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>>8345767
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345673
You always do DMG...
>Her anon continues to fawn with warm words as she indulged him with her body, the feeling of that dainty hand on his cheek only relaxing his mind. He cuddles his face deeper into the large tit of the blonde mage, fitting a bit more of her supple flesh in his maw to play with. His tongue continues to gently stroke at her hard nipple, picking up his pace as growing mouthfuls of sweet cream poured into his gullet.
You seem to be doing a fine job so far.
>He moans out as his pants begin to tent up noticeably as he lay on her lap, his rising cock straining against the fabric of his pants.
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>>8345773
I have the proof here I guess
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>>8345784
Jokes on you, I'm into guro!
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>>8345784
>points and laughs
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This is beautiful. Whenever someone is being a douche, I see so many "Shut up Ermac" posts, and it warms my heart to see at least a few of us finally agreeing on who the assholes are.
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>>8345483
Well it's not the kind of thing I just go around showing off to anyone now is it? I'm willing to satisfy your curiosity, but you're going to have to do your investigation yourself.
>She gives the blonde girl a meaningful glance, before looking down at her short cute jean shorts and then back up at her.
>>8345566
>She puts a hand to her chin and pauses for a moment to think.
Well, that depends on a couple of things. For one believe it or not I end up facing off against a lot of straight laced warrior types who aren't going to try something like that, it would be a disgrace and a violation of a warrior's honor and all that sort of stuff. What's more, they have to actually be good enough to get a grab in, I might not look it but I'm quick enough on my feet to take advantage of someone if they leave themselves open like that so most of the time they just earn themselves a broken wrist. And besides, there are much better ways to get something like that done then getting in a fight and just going for it. Asking for instance. Sure I'm a fighter, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to...indulge myself every now and then.
>It might just be coincidence, but she seems to look him dead in the eyes with that last line. Her eyes also seem to dart a touch lower for a brief moment, before moving back up to look him in the eyes.
You asking for a reason or are you just curious?
>>8345683
Aww well that's no good. A cutie like you can't just be hanging out around here, who knows what sort of things might happen. You got a place to stay? You could always hang around at mine as long as you don't mind a bit of a mess.
(Got maybe one more post before dinner, but I'll be right back on when its over)
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>>8345799
>Stabs you in the urethrea
>you like this
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>>8345821
Shut up Ermac.
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>>8345773
I know its lewd but it's true. I always really liked the homestuck characters and jade is really cute. It makes me want to bob her head up and down on my cock until I fill her throat up.
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Game Theory: Ermac is a persona thought up by Owain to escape the hate.
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>>8345821
They honestly could have gotten away with it if they paced themselves out, but the faggot went so all in on we posting and his shitty poll the disparage between the shitposters and the rest is too much to even deny anymore.
If he'd let it go, he'd have had a chance.
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>>8345847
>ejaculates into the blade of the knife
Oh yeah baby~
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>>8345849
And I deserve that. I wasn't RPing. Stay vigilant Anon. Only (You) can prevent Ermac.
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>>8345866
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345876
>Salutes you while pulling out his cock and stroking for the thread
Godspeed anon
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>>8345876
Okay, Smokey!

>go back to peeping on erpers while masturbating
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>>8345719
I'm fine, just lurking tonight. I don't RP often, so it's hard for me to get burnt out, luckily
Nice to see another familiar face back, have fun
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>>8345644
"I suppose it is better we avoid talking about our past, the both of us. Might dredge up more than we're willing to deal with.
Although, if it's intimacy you're lacking and searching for here, I could say the same.."

>>8345754
"Thank you, I suppose that omnic has made you into quite the well travelled man. It almost makes me jealous.
Tell me; you're quite the skilled warrior now, aren't you? Perhaps we should fight sometime? More friendly, of course, just as when we were boys."
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>>8345922
I wonder if that counts as a cuck or voyeur fetish?
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>>8345941
It's only a cuck if his waifu is getting fucked
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WHAT IS IT
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>>8345941
Voyuerism, it's only cuck if there is a relationship being broken by the sex. Watching strangers fuck isn't being a cuck
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>>8345941
I'm not attached to anyone here as per ERP Rule No. 1.
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For Immediate Use by Everyone.
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>>8345823
(Just tell me when you're back, toots)
Not around this neighborhood, Miss Poisonous, nuh-uh. And it's a long fly back home. I wouldn't mind crashing on your couch! And it's okay, I can help you tidy up. It's easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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>>8345957
I liked you better when you were a good guy.
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>>8345988
>Any MK ninjas
>Good guys
Filthy outrealm propagandist
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>>8345980
What do I do if I am attached?
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>>8345929
Thanks, anon! I appreciate it, though I'm probably going to be cutting down a little for a bit until I get into the swing of things again.
>>8345934
"Again, it's hardly my past... But I agree. It wasn't pleasant reading those logs when I got them decrypted..
And I'd be okay with that. You seem pretty nice, and you've got some muscles, too!"
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>>8345794
>With one hand coddling him the other rubbed down his front, ending at the tenting erection he was sporting. Slowly she rubbed up and down his erect cock with a few fingers, letting it free shortly and grasping the thick cock in her hand, stroking it at a quickened pace
Does Mama's little man need some release?~ Don't hold back, if you need to cum just do it <3

>>8345823
>Eyeing the front of the skimpy outfit the mage blinks a few time. thinking that there's no way she can hide a massive cock in there. She must be bluffing. Soon the blush faded from her cheeks as she stepped forward, embarrassment melting as , for once, she self confident. Reaching forward she undoes the top button, undoing the fly
There's NO way you have a cock! I'll call your bluff!
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>>8346003
>Reptile
>not the true hero of MK

Being Reptile is suffering.
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I'm going to make Ermac look like a fucking joke.
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>>8345984
10/10
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>>8346003
You didn't play Deception, I see.

And I guess Armageddon.
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I'll be here for a little while longer, Master
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>>8346035
Shut up Ermac
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>>8345984
That edging on the letters fucks with me.
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>>8346057
That's very good. There is something... Extra I would like from you, today.
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>>8346067
Even better, thank you.
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>>8346057
Will you be more loyal than Emilla?
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>>8346057
I called you out a while ago. Want to resume?
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>>8346057
You're a really cute maid. Are you averse to getting knocked up?
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>>8345823
>Owain's lust is forgotten as he listens to her concise explanation, nodding his head along every few moments to show he's still paying attention. His cheeks tinge crimson as at the implication of her last words, the swordsman having trouble responding. Throwing caution to the wind he leans forward, pressing his lips to hers in a deep heated kiss. His tongue slithers past his lips and drags across her own set, his calloused hands reaching out towards her shorts before falling back to his sides. The threat of having his wrists broken wins out over his lust, the blonde haired man pulling back, a single strand of saliva connecting the two. Owain's erection seems to have a mind of its own, pressing painfully against his underwear in an attempt to break free. Shaking his head to clear his mind of the haze of lust he can't help ogling her body openly, teeth digging into his lip in anticipation. Realizing he just assaulted her he bolts upright, bowing his head at her.
"I asked that question because I had the overpowering urge to do just that. Your body has been tested in numerous battles but it still looks as soft and supple as anything I've seen before."
>Owain's eyes flick up and down the alley, the only thing greeting him the rustling of the wind.
"This is a rather deserted spot. I'm sure no one would hear any loud noises...Or the sound of two people getting intimate, would they?"
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>>8346075
What is it, Master?
>>8346090
Yes, but don't tell her I said that
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>>8346012
Try not to. The annals of ERP are littered with stories of people who have gotten attached. An alien overlord, a magical girl, an alien hybrid closely resembling a wolf, a young boy with a bad junk food habit. It never ends well.
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>>8346103
>>8345823
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Owain getting his ass fucked or we riot. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>8346097
Yeah, I want to do that one, can you reply to the last one I made? It was about me helping you clean your bedroom and asking if you were looking for something.
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>>8344715
>>8344944
The anonymous poster has been identified as Fire Emblem character and noted waifu snatcher Owain. This is now his fifth claim this month.
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>>8345773
>>8345796
Yes, this is what Jade is for
one day
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>>8346168
Let me look for it in the archives. Give me a moment.
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>>8346122
>He stretches and pretends to wince in pain, rubbing his shoulder
It seems I've pulled something, and I will need your assistance to bathe for bed. If you would be so kind?
>He walks to the large tub and begins running some water
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>>8346173
I have a reasonable folder for her. I'd pick her up.
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This Ermac meme is just DMG and her pathetic circlejerk fans.
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>>8346145
Buttslam! Buttslam! Buttslam!
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>>8346018
>Anon moans out in bliss as the magician girl takes his hard cock in her grasp, his erection growing further with the aid of her skilled strokes.
Y...yes please DMG! Just keep pumping it, I...I want to drink my fill before I blow!
>He cries out between sips of her incredible milk, burying his face back into the warm and soft comfort of her gigantic breasts. She seemed to be at her full pace now, each eager lick of his tongue against her rock hard nipple was met with an overwhelming mouthful of her rich milk. He tries to keep up and suckles as strongly upon her huge magical bosom as he could, chugging away at her nourishment while she began pumping his cock.
I..It just tastes so good.~
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>>8346122
Good girl. I won't.
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>>8345934
I give the credit to my mentor - Zenyatta. Perhaps you too could seek his wisdom? After all, it was his doing that allowed me to look past what I had become.

I would gladly spar with you, brother. If only to reminisce on the good old days. Assuming you go easy on me this time.
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>>8346210
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346103
>>8345823
>>8346145
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Owain getting his ass fucked or we riot. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>8346184
Sorry anon, I'm not really good at multitasking and I want to continue the first one I was doing. But maybe we can play another time.
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>>8346248
Riot!
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>>8346248
We'll see who the buttslammer is!
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>>8346210
>DMG's fanbase is the whole board and only you and your parent's phones can stop them
Comming this spring to /erp/
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>>8346136
It's okay to get attached to me, right
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>>8346196
She'd probably be in constant heat, or always pregnant, both are fine, she needs it
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>>8346248
>Owain getting claimed
Yes. YES!
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>>8346303
no sir, but you're still cute fronkles
>kissu
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>>8346016
"I see they programmed some charm into you. You too have some more, pleasing features...
I'm sorry if my attempts at charm sound strange. I suppose it doesn't come as naturally to me as it must to you."

>>8346232
"I've heard many tales about that omnic, or more rather the Shambali order from which he hails. Never really knew how to feel about it, or them.
I'm glad! Yes, no injuring each other, but don't expect me to let you off softly."
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>>8346326
That's what I was thinking. I don't have any breeding avas so she'd be a fine addition to my collection
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>>8346018
Hello DMG! could I get a footjob?
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>>8346210
Nah. No funds have been paid out from the DMG shitposting fund.
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>>8346303
No thanks. I already have a waifu.
>cuddles with his waifu pillow of (censored)
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>>8346365
Its a pony, isn't it?
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(Well this is the first time char limit has been a problem, give me a moment.)
>>8346103
>His sudden actions give her less of a surprise then they might have otherwise thanks to how poor of a job he was doing hiding his arousal and staring in the first place. For the time being she let's him do as he pleases, a bit curious to see exactly how far he's going to take it. Of course that doesn't stop her from returning the kiss, her tongue breaking from her lips to meet his, briefly touching and tasting before he ends up pulling away. She smiles a little to herself as he starts getting handsy but ends up backing off. All in all he's made it clear what he wants but he's either to nervous or to shy to just dive right into it. She steps back herself, pointedly licking her lips clean and staring down at his growing bulge while she does so.
You have a rather unique way of saying you like how someone looks don't you. No I doubt we're going to get interrupted back here at all, no matter how much noise we end up making.
>She casually reaches down to the hem of her shirt, pulling it up and over her head in one swift motion, letting the rest of her toned stomach and her sizable chest swing out into the air without doing anything to try and cover herself up. Then she pauses, not stopping but slowing for just a moment. She decides to simply turn around and undo the button on her shorts, reaching back to pull the back down a bit, letting inch after inch of the pale flesh of her ass out into the open. She stops before pulling it all the way down. She isn't quite sure if her extra equipment is going to scare him off, and decides its best to let him decide how undressed she ends up.
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>>8340159
>While he continues to shuffle through his clothes that were in a dire need of a wash, his eyes stayed glued to the maid, hoping that the precious porn mags he kept are unable to be found by her. By the time she called him out, he flinches and stays still like a frightened cat, then slowly turns his head to meet her's.
N-Nothing at all! J-Just keep tidying up the place!
>"I need to find them fast!" the master thinks to himself as he starts to pull and toss clothing at a frightening speed, paying no regard as to where they land. Because of this, some of his dirty unmentionables, unfortunately, land on top of the maid. After a good minute of furiously tossing clothes, he at last catches a glimpse of one of the porn magazines he's been searching for, and he pounces on top of it then hugs it as if it were the only glass of water in a desert. He flinches again as the act might've been seen by his new maid, and quickly turns his body to her's.
Y-You didn't see anything!
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>>8346339
"It's not programmed in. But I appreciate the sentiment and meaning. I think I can get this. You're relatively nice to me, for someone who claims to have a bit of a history with robots."
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>>8346330
come on, what could possibly go wrong, whoever this is

>>8346365
Who is it, I'll kill her
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>>8346222
Take your time my love~
>She calmly hums as he licks away at her drilling stiff nipple, her hand in full pace, pumping away at his cock, trying to milk every drop from his twitching member as her warm milk filled his cheeks, every last drop slipping down his throat
Now cum for Mama~

>>8346351
Not tonight honey When I'm done with milky I'm going to lay down, don't feel too well.
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>>8346394
>>8346168
(And I quoted the dead post. Whoops.)
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>>8346378
No, I am not one of those degenerates. She is a beautiful, petite girl. I love (censored)!
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>>8346381
OWAIN IS GOING TO GET CLAIMED

POISON IS GOING SAVE ERP
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>>8346404
Ahh that's too bad, I was so horny...
Get better soon!
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>>8345986
Oh it's not cleaning up that I'm worried about. Sure its a bit of a mess I suppose but honestly I'm more than used to it. You can clean up a little if you want to.
>The walk back to her home isn't a long one, but on the other hand she had a bit of a problem she hadn't considered. It had been a long day, and she wasn't exactly sure how she was going to...take care of herself with the other girl around. Well she would have to cross that bridge when she came to it, taking a bit of extra time in the shower probably wouldn't be to much trouble.
>>8346018
>Her smile turns from teasing and friendly to devilish and lust filled in nearly the blink of an eye. She grips the mage by the wrists and tugs her shorts the rest of the way down, revealing exactly what it is that lays down there. A sizable bulge forms as the pants start to fall, culminating in a thick flaccid cock springing into the air just inches from the girls hands. It's large enough that it bounces around in the air for a few moments before finally settling down, clearly glad to finally be out of those sorts. Really its a wonder how she gets something like that to fit in there in the first place.
>>8346145
(I leave what bits end up where up to whoever I'm playing with.)
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>>8346403
We only spoke a few times but I've been bitten by the lovebug (heh) enough already, no way I'm going for another one babe
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>>8346425
>futa """"""""""saves""""""""""" erp
Yeah no
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>>8346445
Bend over, Owain. Your reign of terror ends.
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>>8346395
Pivot! would you help me get rid of my erection?
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>>8346445
It's the cock we deserve.
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>>8345865
If you're on discord, hmu! I'm "The Laziest Doggo#7186"
>>8346345
Oi, I'm the breeding slut! Pre-scratch non dog tier jade is a different story though. I'll cause a riot over Dog tier and grimbark jade though!
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Anybody have anything they want me to edit? I'm bored
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>>8346425
Good.

I don't know why people have gone this long without getting dicked in the first place.

If that fails, I'm raping him.
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>>8346425
>>8346498
Dude it ain't that hard, just stick something down his urethra.
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>>8346498
Rape me instead!
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>>8346459
Do you mean that in a literal sense? I could probably do either.
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>>8346498
One, two, three, four!
Pump that pucci til it's sore!
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>>8346496
Yes. Want. Though... Don't know which.
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>>8346489
Stay mad :)
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>>8346535
Oh no, not in a literal sense, I would like you to milk me until I cum!
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>>8346339
Indeed, all those that encounter him are never the same again after hearing his teachings.

Of course, brother. Until we meet again.
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>>8346404
(Gotcha, this will be my last post then DMG. Thanks again for playing and hope you feel better soon, always fun to RP with ya best Magician Girl, goodnight!)
I...I just wanna savor it all so much DMG~
>Anon strains to hold out against the pleasure but the skills of the blonde mage are far too great for him. Already at the touch of her hand his cock is at it's peak length and just drooling with precum. He pulls off her drained breast and desperately latches to her second, burying his face deep into the soft flesh of her other bosom. He swirls the stiff nipple in his mouth, chugging away at her rich cream as he loses his ability to hold back.
Y...Yes Dark Magician Girl.
>Her heartfelt pleas along with the pleasures of her body were just too much, the anon climaxing in her hands after those gentle words. His cock erupts with his semen, coating away at her hand for those few wonderful moments until he limps out in her grasp.
Thank you DMG, you made this anon very happy tonight.
>He thanks her softly between his last sips of her wonderful milk, pulling off of her breast as he drank his fill. He closes his eyes and takes a brief nap on her soft thighs, his face still nuzzling towards her pillowy bosom as he slept off his fatigue.
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Compare tonight to last night, and see for yourself how much shitposting "Shut up Ermac" has prevented.
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>tfw you were the one to bitch about Mercy this morning
>come back hours later to everyone calling each other Ermac
Lol, dumbasses.
>>
Is Poison our guy or our girl?
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>>8346567
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346582
Our dick
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>>8346433
>I-I talked to you on discord. I'll talk to you there <3

>>8346563
(You have a goodnight too cupcake. I was about to say I need to lay down. My head is splitting. Glad you had fun <3
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>>8346567
It's just nice to have so much focus back on roleplay now that the shitposter shit his bed
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>>8346395
"Well, you might think me incredibly petty but I may have an... ulterior motive or two.."
>For once, his words matched an action, as he stepped towards the girl, getting all that much closer.

>>8346557
"You talk quite highly of him, don't you? I hope he's all you make him out to be, if I do happen to meet him."
>Waving his hand, headbang flowing gently in the low breeze, he lets his brother depart.
"Goodbye, Genji. Be well."
>>
>>8346571

Shut up Ermac
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>>8346582
Poison! Poison!
She's our man!
If she can't do it
Nobody can!
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>>8346567
>>8346600
Literally the only thing preventing more shitposting is them getting bored.

Nothing you can actively do will make them stop posting, short of ignoring them, or reporting if they break a rule.
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>>8346571
People will bend over backwards to follow DMG's lead, no matter how stupid his ideas are. And they're always stupid.
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>>8346547
Yooooou! I will be mad! The maddest!
>:(
(I could actually probably zip my folder up if I get less lazy and share it with you if you want a bunch of nonlewd and lewd pics of Jade of varying quality. I'd still be her whenever I feel like tho)
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>>8346381
>Owain watches her stripping with rapt attention, sight of her plump breasts causes his own disrobing to become hurried and frantic. He fumbles with his belt, tossing it to the ground and the sound of his zipper being undone filling the air. Owain's thick mast spills out into the air, covered in a light sheen of sweat and already leaking pre. Watching her jiggly rear be extracted from her jean shorts he is still hungering to see more, walking behind her and leaning over her plush butt. He reaches down with one hand to knead her cheek while the other grasps the waistband of her legwear, confidently speaking to her as he drags them further down.
"Fear not! There's no need to be modest about how much hair you have adorning your womanhood! I'm sure it can't be that bad!"
>Completely unaware of what awaits he drags her shorts down, reaching between her thighs as his fingertips graze along skin. Owain's fingers bump against something, his finger teasing the meaty protrusion with his finger.
"Ah! Your clitoris is bigger than I th-"
>Owain's voice dies in his throat as his fingers fully wrap around poison's meat. He gives the shaft a few tentative strokes, still in disbelief of what he's touching. Despite his surprise his erection still throbs between her cheeks, occasionally brushing across her pucker as he moves back and forth. Owain mumbles to himself, half to Poison and half to himself.
"Why are genders so hard to discern in this realm...?"
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>>8346629
Shut up ermac
>>
>>8346633
>Thinking people like DMG
Shut up Ermac
>>
>>8346571
>>8346633
>Admitting to being Ermac
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346650
That wasn't me lol
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>>8346433
>Pixie's mind is up in the clouds, even as they arrive on Poison's doorstep. Fluttering just a head or so above her new friend, the mutant's hips shake and bounce as she keeps herself airborne, shapely and toned all at once. Oblivious to Poison's woes, she drops to the doormat, her pointed ears pricking excitedly as she waits for the door to open.
Sure thing, boss! It's the least I can do for you being so gosh darn diddly nice to me!
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>>8346663
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346633
I know. It's not even a good meme either.
>>
>>8346633
>Thinks we want (you) instead
Shut up ermac
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>>8346550
You sure? My hands aren't nearly as soft as the rest of me. It might be uncomfortable..
>>8346609
"Huh. I wasn't able to tell.. would you be okay with explaining said motive, or is it complicated past stuff?"
>Pivot looks up at him, quickly running a diagnostic to make sure her systems are all in good working condition. She's satisfied with the result and takes a matching step forward.
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1 - 3 ERP
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>>8346648
MADMAN
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>>8346679
Ahem
Shut up ermac
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>>8346682
Do it whatever way you think is the most efficient!
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12595014
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>>8346633
People already bend over for him...
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>>8346652
>>8346655
>>8346681
ebin meme lads. I wasn't even here for the shitstorm and if it were up to me Mercy would stay. Doesn't stop DMG and this meme from being retarded/
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>>8346394
>The maid watched with wide-eyed curiosity as her master flung around his clothes widely. As they flew around she picked them up and added them into the heavy growing hamper. As she turned back around to him a few more clothes fly at her including the mans unwashed underclothes. Her face tinted a soft shade of red but she tried to remain professional. She watched as the man rapidly sorted through his laundry and caught a glimpse of the cover of a magazine. Rem only caught a quick glimpse of a lewd body part before her Master snatched it up against his body. He was so nervous it was almost humorous. She was slightly embarrassed but was curious.
What's that, Master?
>She asked innocently, fully aware of the nature of the magazine he was clutching.
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>>8346679
>>8346717
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346698
Shut up ermac
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>>8346508
I'm not sure it'll fit.

>>8346512
That's not rape!

>>8346537
Not yet. Maybe I'll have a nap and tomorrow if nothing has happened I'll deal with the problem.
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>>8346634
I actually would probably take Rose, I just need to study her speech patterns more. Rose is a cute and I don't want to be stepping over anyone else's avas. You seem pretty nice, despite all the memes.
>>
>Those post times
>It's one guy spamming the Shut up ermac meme
wew lad
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>>8346703
Well, my mouth would be fine, and as long as I didn't swallow, none would get in my cooling systems.
>>
>>8346731
How about a footjob?
>>
>>8346717
>20+ people to 3
>I-If I slap DMG's name on it I can force a boogeyman meme of me getting called out
Silence yourself Red Ninja
>>
>>8346744
Shut up Ermac
>>
>>8346731
Sleep well, rapist! <3
>>
>>8346747
Then please, milk me using your mouth!
>The anon takes his pants off, revealing his throbbing erection leaking with precum.
>>
>>8346748
1-2: Post Erp here
3-4: Post Erp on Discord
5-6: Post Erp elsewhere
7-8: Write own Erp
9-0: Sleep.
>>
>>8346744
>Complaining about ermac posts once every 60ish seconds when you can be typefucking
You played yourself, now shut up ermac.
>>
>wipes his ass with a crudely drawn picture of Ermac leaving more shit than Paul left on his Sharpie
>>
OH NO HE'S WEASELING HIS WAY OUT OF IT
>>
>>8346648
>>8346665
(Dinner should be quick, be back in just a few)
>>
Real Ermac Hours in full effect.
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>>8346774
Sure! Just let me.. I'm just gonna strip so my clothes are clean after it all.
>Pivot undoes her corset first, then lifts her shirt off. She finishes the stripping by pulling her skirt off, bra next. The robot leaves her panties on.
Okay.. Here we go!
>Pivot kneels down, then leans in and kisses the tip first. She then lets it slowly slip past her lips and into her mouth..
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>>8346682
"You're a smart girl; why don't you try and figure it out?~"
>Reaching out both hands, Hanzo plants them gently on her hips. They were fairly warm to the touch, surprisingly. Looking down, he matched her gaze with his own, staring intently into her eyes.
>>
>>8346704
"Obvious Shitpost" got exactly 3 votes.

Really makes you think.
>>
>>8346633
At least it isn't as bad as those stupid theme threads we used to have.
>>
>>8346844
>The anon tilts his head back in excitement as his cock throbs inside of Pivot's mouth, as he uses a hand to grasp her head while thrusting his hips
>>
>>8346811
G A R Y S T U
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>>8346858
But theme threads were fun. Besides the obvious wedding ones, that is.
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>>8346858
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346852
IKR, it's like what the fuck is he even trying to accomplish anymore, all it does is make him look even more desperate until he get's his dad's phone and gets just one bump against a shit ton of people that just want them to shut up.
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>>8346718
>The magazine he found was hidden behind him by the time Rem asked. His mouth was left slightly agape and he was trembling at the fact that she may have seen it.
I-I-It's nothing! Absolutely nothing!
>Despite this, the master was compelled to see which of his many hidden magazines was the one he scrounged up. Tilting his head to the side and looking down, he allows himself a quick peak of the cover. It showed a woman dressed as a maid being surrounded by several cocks, her face and bare breasts covered in their cum while her mouth was left open. Her hands pressed against each other and laid palm facing up, with a small puddle of the white semen being found in the middle. While the small glimpse lasted no more than a few seconds, it felt like an eternity for the master, and the only thing he could think of while he hid it away again was "Why did it have to be the maid one?!" His own cock started to harden in his loins after seeing the sight, tenting up the jeans he wore, yet he still continues with his facade and denies every having it.
>>
>>8346811
Godmodding Gary Stu
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>>8342805
>Expired links
Aaah
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>>8346898
I'm new to this thread. What's all this drama about and should I care?
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>>8346898
http://www.strawpoll.me/12595014/r
HE DID GET HIS DAD"S PHONE
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>>8346924
No, don't worry about it. The less involved you get, the better.
Don't give your opinion; it won't solve anything. In fact it'd probably make it worse.

Just pick up an ava and have some fun.
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>>8346924
>Recognizing it's drama and pretending you don't know to ignore it.
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346879
>Actually enjoying Ainz's weekly full autism post

Shut up Ermac
>>
>>8346924
It's about the shitposters trying to play the we card when a majority of people fall between indifference or wanting them to stop.
You don't need to get involved really.
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>>8346851
"Ohh. I think I get it now."
>Pivot winks one of her bright pink eyes, smiling up at the archer. She wiggles those hips under his hands, a slightly playful look on her face alongside the grin.
>>8346869
>Pivot makes sure to stare up at the anon while she starts bobbing her head.. but she stops once she sees that he's leaning his head too far back to actually see that. She just starts sucking, possibly throwing a couple licks in too.
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>>8346942
>Just pick up an ava and have some fun.
Best advice I've seen all day.
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>>8346949
ex dee dude
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>>8346927
The absolute madman.
Anyway enough shitty polls, back to typefuck I don't want to be an Ermac. Night anon
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>>8346949
>whining
>not RPing
Shut up Ermac
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>>8346986
>With a small devilish smile, he began to unbutton the fine corset sitting upon her chest. Regaining eye contact again only to speak.
"Feel free to undress me too, I always find it's more fun when you let your hands explore your lover.."
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>>8346986
>The anon's cock is throbbing as he thrusts his hips inside of Pivot's mouth
"I'm gonna cum, Pivot!."
>Moans the Anon, as he grasps her head with both hands
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Blog incoming.
>Roomate got rowdy today
>for the first time in my life I hit someone
>other roommate came in to stop it before it escalated
I didn't enjoy doing it. Is there something wrong with me? What the fuck man... everything I have with people nowadays seems to be falling apart.
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>>8346924
You shouldn't care bby it's retarded
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>>8347037
I'm sorry Jinx
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>>8347040
>checks out that fairy ass
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>>8347037
wow that got me so horny anon. can we typefuck now because thats what this thread is for?
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>>8347037
The 4chan in you is growing.
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>>8347050
Pfft
I've hit people before. Not me
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>>8347084
I thought you would usually be the one taking the hits.
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>>8346899
>She smiles at him, her eyes piercing as she looked him up and down. Rem watched as he took a look at the cover then put it away but she noticed it made him flushed and there seemed to be tightness in his pants. The girl tried to be on her best behavior around her masters until they made a first move but it had been a while and looking at her master filled her head up with lustful thoughts. She thought it would best to maybe just tease him at first and see where it went.
Master~
>She cooed softly before biting her lip
If you let me see it, I'll let you see whatever you want
>She emphasized her point by hiking up her skirt slightly, showing off her thighs and the garter belt that ran across them connecting to her stockings.
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>>8347027
>She nods in response to the question.. she's somewhat lost as to where she should start with Hanzo's outfit. The robot tries shifting some of the clothes aside, brushing parts of it with her hands.
"Good to know.. although I'm still trying to puzzle your clothes out. Not the usual style in my area."
>>8347028
>Pivot smiles and keeps her movements up for a second.. she's trying to bring him as close as she can to orgasm before she pops off. She waits and waits, trying to feel that final pulse that signifies impending cum.
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>>8347101
I am

It was just my older sister when we were younger. Lol
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