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splet
>>8253116
My Goodra friend, like, for sure.
>>8253116
Hydreigon!
splet
>>8253116
Myself, when I was a Garchomp.
>>8252883
>Poisonbun smiles, nodding.
>>8252937
...I uh, I guess I wouldn't mind that...
>>8253031
>Nina giggles.
>>8253116
>>8253160
I like Auntie Gooey too! ...Though I like Mister Gwen too...
...So uh, how long left until we're there?
>>8253181
So did Abra bail again or what?
Was a french fry not good enough? He took a cookie last time.
>>8253270
I dunno maybe he's thinking about it?
>>8253031
Kehehehe.
>He kisses Bones.
You are a good pet. We can discuss your punishment later.
>>8253210
How strong are you anyway?
>>8253116
N/A
>>8253245
Real soon, Vi.
Like, I can see shore birds from here, so we've gotta be close.
>>8253318
>Nina blinks, then looks down at her claws.
...I don't know anymore. I uh... I was pretty strong, but...
>>8253160
>>8253245
>Nods in agreement
Anyone up for a battle in Unova? My team's still pretty weak but I wanna try!
>>8253318
>Smooch the bladebando
T-thank you, maestro.
Alright.
>>8253355
..You do look a little squishy.
>>8253418
Where you at?
>>8253355
...We will, ah, be sure to watch your back.
>>8253421
>Smooch that husbando.
>Bladeflop on the floor.
Arceus, I'm tired.
>>8253435
Castelia! 4th west street right now!
>>8253421
>>8253455
>Nina sighs, before getting comfortable somewhere.
>...Probably cuddled up against a certain bear who's been a bit silent.
>>8253483
What level is your team?
>>8253483
I could do it, if you want!
>>8253120
No my trainer died a year ago.
>>8253503
>Cinccino cuddles up to Sun.
>...When is she getting her cast off?
>>8253116
Latias! Latias!
Yeah! Yeah!
>>8253493
Look at you, you chubby little fuck.
Stop eating so many goddamn snacks.
>...and now for the trending topics
>After scouring every nook of Mt. Coronet and finding the clue stuck behind a made door installed in one of the most remote caves, "Where in the World is Blue" now comes back close to the start, to the Sinjoh area
>Archaeologists, Ruin Maniacs, historians and other men of science are worried as the trail of damage Blue's fans cause whenever they go.
>Johtonian authorities have replied to their concerns by increasing security in the area, although some experts say that it will be not nearly enough
>"It is in our rights to explore the ruins", says a representative of the Unified Blue's Fan Clubs
>...and in other news, JTV has been sued for "excessive sensationalism"
>>8253543
But i like my berries
>>8253543
like, how did you find my stepmoms selfies
delet this
>>8253560
DO YOU WANNA END UP LIKE ALL THE GOODRAS?
>>8253455
>Plop down next to him
Did you sleep last night?..
>>8253588
No
>>8253588
Honestly one of the best parts of being a relatively new species is that there's far less WHY pictures.
I mean the worst I found was a few futa pictures and this which I will not show the whole picture
>>8253589
I don't remember.
>Hug the wakbando.
Sorry I left.
>>8253588
Frankie: engage shitpost mode.
I'd crack a joke about that being my bitch sister, but that's just cruel to Goodras.
Speaking of which, I heard she started posting here...
>>8253646
It's okay, hun.
I'm just happy you're here now.
>Hug the swordmaster
>>8253560
Everyone likes berries! Berries!
Yeah! Yeah!
>>8253515
Oh. I'm sorry if I brought up bad memories... I think the Castelia cone shop is open, do you want one?
>>8253677
This guy gets it
>>8253683
Yeah that would be great!
>>8253677
>>8253690
Yeah! Yeah!
Berries are the best!
My human friend grows berries! He says they're special! Special!
The Pidoves want to eat all the special berries, so I chase them off! If they eat all the berries, there won't be any more!
>>8253270
Where do you want go?
-abra
>>8253779
Back to Hoenn, the place where I lived?
Mayday
>>8253116
<None. Most of the dragon-type pokemon I've met were arrogant, self-obsessed jerks>
>>8253753
...Special berries?
What kind of special?
>>8253753
>Pat the birb.
I appreciate it, little fella. Now, let's see how well our harvest turned out...
>Check bush
>>8253743
Is there a flavor you'd like?
>>8253671
>Hug the husbones.
Good to be back, I missed you.
Do I sound different? I feel different.
>>8253844
Strawberry is my favorite!
>>8253852
I missed you too, hun.
>Squeeze the husblade
>Try not to get cut
Uhm, a little. You kinda talk differently too.
>>8253824
(hey, buddy [ha] you going to get on discord?)
>>8253828
Starf berries - they're finicky and rare. Long story short, I'm pretty sure I picked them up during what was either an accidental drug-trip or a run-in with a false god.
>>8253829
>9
Hmm... two so far. time to replant one and share the other with the best team there is.
>>8253911
>Husbando sliced again.
...Maybe I need a new body.
>Wrap scarfhands around cuts.
...In a bad way?
>>8253813
Why?
What's in it for me?
-abra
>>8253997
I said I'm offering you a french fry.
>UB portal outie into castle.
>Mess around with stuff in wakshop.
>>8253824
turts is too flustered to talk to you and thinks you hate him now
>>8253966
Yay! Yay!
>Ruffles: nom a slice of Berry.
>>8253828
Would you like some, friend?
>Ruffles offers the other half of the Berry.
>>8253993
..I probably should have brought the scabbard.
Uhm, no, it's just.. different. I kinda like it, but I also like how it was before so..
>Shrugâ„¢
>>8254119
(asspancakes.)
>>8253966
>The former prince smiles.
They sound amazing.
>He sets down near the two, holding mask close.
>>8254105
...I would. Thank you.
>Ivenhotep accepts what is honestly the first actual food he's eaten since he died.
...It's great...!
>>8253966
>ring ring
Hey, boss, we got problems.
Old boss is on the move, and he's got some kind of do-or-die shit planned.
>>8254084
>Snoop on the electric afro tree
>>8253864
Alright. Sliggoo likes strawberry as well, but I'll get you separate bowls.
>Roll for how many people are ahead of them in line
>>8253966
So that's why you were searching for electrified fence insteallers.
>>8254184
oh boy oh boy
>>8254147
Glad to hear it, friend.
>John wonders for a moment if someone's chopping onions nearby.
I think you're going to like hanging out with old uncle Joh-
>>8254149
>recordscratch.ogg
Oh, boy. Ollie, right? What's the situation?
>>8254119
>>8254131
Hahahaha.
Well I'll hop back into my other body soon, okay?
...
>He looks off.
Hm.
>>8254023
....
For what?
-abra
>>8254149
>ring ring ring BANANA PHONE
>>8254205
... you said you got on a boat to get here. Why move from Alola?
>>8254088
(That's silly. I don't hate anyone. And I can't get on discord at the moment, I'm setting up an email with pictures to help an old person use the internet. I'll be on a bit later.)
>>8254226
Are you being difficult on purpose or are you really this dense?
>>8254162
>Empty box of weird jelly things.
Krrrreeee?
>Grab one and wiggle it around.
...Kree?
>>8254276
I didn't mean to move anywhere, I was exploring!
>>8254207
Finally someone remembers my name! That limpdick old boss sure as fuck didn't when he called to whine at me for not taking any of his suicide missions!
Anyway, crazypants is leaving his burrow with his team. He's got his ugly mitts on a Master Ball and some oth-
>>8254232
Hey, dude, welcome to the party.
>>8254293
oh my god.
Dude, put those back if you value your life.
That's not a threat from me, that's a warning about a very angry lizard.
>>8254294
You were exploring a ship?
>The couple at the front of the line finally leaves, giggling and holding hands in the gross manner that str8s do
>Three sets left in front of them
>>8254355
>Some dude cuts in front of Hilbert.
>>8254280
(good to hear, or read lol, but he's still to flustered to talk with you, even if he could, he's busy irl)
>>8254208
Okayyy.
..?
>Curious wak soundsâ„¢
>>8254337
Krrreee...
>Grab weird rubber things of matching purple colors.
>Open sword mold.
>Melt them into it.
Kree!
>Shelldon slowly walks out of the back of the pokecenter
>He sits on a couch in the lobby
>>8254355
>do you not like str8 people or something senpai?
Yeah it seemed like fun and I found berries!!
>>8254365
Sir? Could you not? The back of the line is that way.
>>8254392
>Drop shield on lap.
>Unpossess sword.
>>8254410
>Float into Pokecenter.
>>8254288
I'm being difficult.
What exactly do you want?
-abra
>>8254400
oh my fucking god we're dead.
We're dead!
You killed us!
what a world~
>>8254365
(This is a shit post ignore if you wish)
>axes anons chest
>>8254428
>Oh fuck, auto update y
>I'm fine with str8s, I just like to make jokes about str8 things, such as giggly pda
Oh? What kind of berries?
>>8254461
Kree!
>Wave.
>UB portal outtie.
>>8254444
...uhm.
>Confused wak soundsâ„¢
>>8254448
Just nevermind, I'll find another way to do this.
>>8254478
Pecha berries, they were really sweet and tasty and I probably shouldn't have eaten them without permission...
>>8254482
Oh no.
GET BACK HERE!
You can't leave me to take the blame for this!
you're a disgrace to all 'fro-kind.
>>8254477
Dude you're not my shithead old boss or my not-shithead new boss.
Why are you calling some random mole grunt who's got jack to do with your party.
Anyway, old boss going topside means shit's real.
I'm really hoping I can find his ass before he gets where he's going with that weird orb. I got a bad feeling about it.
>>8254431
...
I can pay for both our ice creams?
>>8254602
Hey you have a funny mask why are you wearing it?
>>8254503
Probably not, but there's not much you can do now. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
>>8254602
... what reason would you have to do that?
>>8254620
I don't like smelling nasty things.
>>8254653
I want ice cream too?
ah hell.
>Go order some replacements online.
>Fuckin extradimensional stoners.
>>8254564
>>8254487
K cya
>>8254484
>Float out.
...
>>8254777
...um.
>>8254777
>777
>But... it's a ghost.
>Arceus damned typing matchups.
>Just drop a sack of coins by the chandelier and fuck off.
>>8254716
You want a side job done or something?
Pretty sure my old boss is about to get himself killed, I could snatch up some of his liquor collection before it gets shoved in an evidence locker.
Just don't ask me to kill anybody, I ain't doing that anymore.
>>8254851
>>8254808
...?
>>8254844
...
>Put money on husband.
>>8254887
Got it. Ollie, outie.
>Ollie the Magic Grunt goes to do some liquor larceny.
>>8254940
>>8254808
...
>Watch from a couch
>>8254940
>Sack of money: become a hat.
..Uhhhh.
>Bones: Question many things.
>>8254956
>>8254940
>>8254972
>>8254808
>>8254844
...Uh...?
>Also watch from a couch
>...Probably the same couch as the lobster
>>8254972
>Wave.
>>8255006
...?
>Point at Shelldon.
>>8254669
That makes sense i guess
>>8254653
I suppose I Shouldn't
>>8255021
..ehh??
>Bones: be really confused.
>>8255019
...?
>>8255062
...!
>Point at lobster again.
>>8255252
>>8255021
...
Um...
>Waves back
>>8255252
>Look at the lobster
>Look back
Stitch I have no idea what you're trying to tell me, but it would be a lot easier if you just.. you know... said it.
>Bones why are you so dumb.
>>8254669
We all want ice cream, but I don't get why you'd want to pay for mine as well...
>>8255023
Any other interesting tales to tell?
>The lone man in the front gets his ice cream and leaves. Three people are ahead of Hilbert and co.
>>8255252
>The poisonbun blinks.
...Uh... who are you...?
...
...Are you...?
>>8255280
...That's Master...? ...I thought he was an Aegislash...
>>8255276
>Wave.
>>8255280
...?
>Point at Shelldon.
>>8255295
>Wave.
>>8255023
And you wouldn't BELIEVE how stanky some of my 'mons are.
>>8255282
Because I cut in front of you? Two birds with one bit of nightshade.
>>8255295
Yeah.
..I think so, anyways. He can uh, possess different things.
>>8255362
...stitch.
>>8255282
Uhh I know a guy who wears sunglasses and a guy who wears a chicken mask and we were attacked by floating jellies once.
>>8255380
Really what pokemon do you have?
>>8255362
...Uh.
>...Wave back.
>>8255390
...Oh, okay. ...Wait, so a Chandelure is just a possessed chandelier?
Reminder to all here, I am NOT cute
Wait, no, no, no, NO. my baby pictures UNDO
>>8255609
please stop making the thread about you
>>8255622
(its a shitpost dude, ignore/hide that's what I do)
>>8255609
Disgusting.
>>8255680
(Genius.)
>>8255609
Aww, that was you?
>>8255609
No baby pictures, only futures.
>>8255726
Looks like the future is blushing.
>>8255609
Awwww!
So cute! Cute!
I'm jealous!
Ivehn... Eyvinhot...
Iven! Look! This is too cute not to see!
>>8255390
>>8255543
>Back to sword.
Yes?
>>8255543
I guess?..
>>8255767
..I dunno.
Why weren't you talking?..
well i should move on sorry jacket but i can't stay in your apartament forever so i'll just wander around for a bit looking for what to do
(if anyone want goo baby in their story reply to this post)
>>8255863
(and when I mean drink)
>>8255757
Agreed, almost as cute as you.
>>8255417
Poison types, duh. Can't give out my team. Strictly confidential.
I think your friend zoned out sooo... What ice cream do you want?
>>8255877
Well if you wanna drink, I'll join ya. I've been meaning you work on my thesis on levels of inebriation in two-headed psychic pokemon, and I've generously volunteered myself and Joy to this noble cause.
>>8255757
>>8255609
...Huh. It is cute.
>Maskghost: lean against rockbirb
>Meanwhile, in Orre, workers slowly attach the two halves of the S.S. Libra up to a large amount of heavy vehicles, brought in from port, and designed for towing
>>8255417
.... what.
That's....
That sounds like some of the tales I've heard of my boss.
>>8255903
I'm sorry, sir. That story distracted me.
Hey
>>8255930
>to this noble cause
ok??? fine... I'm up for it, I'm having no luck in joining back with my other friends anyway
>>8256005
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
>>8255889
Awww!
Thanks, Mister Seb!
>>8255945
How are you, Iven?
I've been gliding around a lot, it's fun!
>>8255930
oh, hi there you must be faith
>>8255871
Come to Unova.
>>8256002
I swear to Arceus if you don't tell me what ice cream you want I'm buying 60 of them and leaving you the bill.
>>8256073
>smiles
<Know of any decent bars? I'm not very familiar with booze establishments, but it's a good time to start. Besides, I doubt seriously, they'll ask us for ID.>
>>8256175
>blinks
<Hmm?...oh, hello?>
>>8256126
I've been good. Been trying to learn how to read and write more modern script... it's a little difficult, to be honest.
...At least the symbols aren't as complicated as heiroglyphs.
Anyone know where to get a good drink in Castelia?
>>8256193
i heard that it is close to alola so it shouldn't be take that long, it want to go on an adventure again
but hey, i guess going back home works too
>>8256193
Sorry. We're both getting strawberry.
>>8256254
Hmm.... There's a bar down on 5th street, but it's... not for everyone.
>>8256262
Neat. If you get here fast enough I'll have strawberry icecream for you.
>>8256288
>3x Ice Cream get.
>2x given to Aether Nerd.
Happy birthday, dork.
>>8255767
...
>Poke the husblade
You alright hun?..
>>8256254
Seconding what >>8256288 has to say. It's a rough place.
There's also the Firehouse on West 2nd, if you don't mind drinking with cops and listening to gory paramedic stories.
>>8256317
nice i love strawberry ice cream
>then last digit is the number of post until goo baby arrives at unova
>>8256205
ehh depends are you at your diner in johto? I have to know to find a place.
>>8256175
>"i swear if you tell her THAT in a very discomforting way... wait no fuck you're also high... great"
>>8255816
>>8256326
>Swordnerd: Stop zoning out.
Fine! Sorry.
>Hug bonehead.
>Grab him and flop on couch with.
Let's cuddle.
>>8256074
I agree! How are you?
>>8256352
>>8256317
where is the ice cream?
>>8256361
>Flop down next to shelldon
...
>Shelldon scoots away a little
>>8256361
>Poisonbunneh: make room for sword and bone
>>8256288
Huh.
>>8256336
Alright thank you. I'll check out that Firehouse place. Do they serve people over 180 years old?
HAHAHA.
>>8256361
It's fine, hun.
>Hug the stabboyf
Okayyy~.
>>8256354
<Currently in downtown Mahogany, over by the fountain. Spent most of the day wandering aimlessly, and misusing my psychic abilities.>
>>8256407
Yeah, but they might ask for ID.
Kidding, you'll be fine.
I'm heading down there with my team for a bit, first shot's on me.
>>8256205
yes I'm xols trainer veiyez I also go by SF I need too tell you a few things, first thing is that I am a hitman/assassin and along time ago I was supposed to kill a listed amount of X- team rocket members, your trainer "buddy" WAS on that list... buuuttt since you and xol are such close friends AND cause the people who made me do stuff were a shady bunch
>"and I may or may not of killed them"
buddy will live on life like the cool guy he seems to be. While the second thing.....
>>8256395
Sorry.
Do you wanna join?
>>8256400
>Pat.
>>8256440
>Kiss husbones.
I love you so much.
>>8256219
It's not easy, I'll admit. You're doing pretty good so far, though.
>>8256407
>>8256458
Cool. Mind if I catch a ferry and join the party?
>>8256458
I can pay for the whole damn bar.
Be there in a bit!
>>8256519
Come on down!
>>8256442
Be there in... I'm not that far actually huh... be there in abit
>>8256502
>Poisonbunneh enjoys pats, yes
>>8256519
...Thank you. ...There's a party?
>>8256502
...
>Scoots further away
...
I'm still a little uncomfortable around you guys. Sorry.
>>8256567
Hell yeah. You and Ruffles are welcome to come along, though the bartender might make you two stick to juice or soda.
I am going to sleep. gnight everyone!
>>8256519
I WOULD LIKE TO GET PISS DRUNK AS WELL
>>8256219
It's going to be worth it, when you can finally go ONLINE
>>8256458
>>8256519
I'm not missing this.
>>8256317
Hey, I'm not....
>Ice cream, get
... thank you.
>>8256407
>>8256336
The bar isn't so bad, I suppose it depends on how touchy you like your men.
>>8256502
>Kissu the bladebando
I love you too, honey.
>>8256653
...I am still unsure what you mean by that.
>>8256646
...All right. It's... admittedly been a long while since I've been to something like this, but I'm in.
>>8256495
>Faith immediately tensed as she heard the first part of what Veiyez said, as Joy bared her teeth a moment. Both relaxed slightly, as heye listend further,
<Well....I thank you for your leniency on that matter. But I must know, was there a reason Buddy was targeted? He never was a threat to anyone as far as I know- and he certainly is not a threat now>
>she added with a saddter tone of thought
>>8256549
<OK! I will wait for you!>
>>8256551
>Scratch under ears.
>>8256632
>Nod.
Sorry.
Um, are you feeling better?
>>8256680
Hm... We should go somewhere after this.
...Kalos?
>>8256653
>>8256662
>>8256646
Yeah! Yeah!
Party! Party!
>Excited squawking
>>8256649
Err... Last time we had new friends, you hit them.
No hitting new friends! OK? OK?
Let's go!
>>8256730
>>8256693
>>8256653
Excellent. If we hustle, we can catch the next Virbank-Castelia ferry.
>Group, assemble!
>Off to the bar in Castelia!
>>8256730
>>8256763
AWESOME
>NECROZMA: FOLLOW WHILE PLAYING A COOL TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=356Z4qD201Q
>>8256730
>>8256763
So.... which bar? I have.... fairly good standing with the bar on 5th, I suppose I could reserve one of the rooms...
>>8256649
>>8256791
.... do you even have a mouth?
>>8256722
..Hmmh.. mayyybe.
>Snuggle the sord
>>8256700
>xol memes his way into the fray...
>he got there walking
that didn't take long... so uh... just a quick note, when I'm drunk I say, think, and do weird stuff so give me a mental slap if I do something that makes stuff weird
>>8256791
>throws joe schmoe at
>>8256722
>Dubs ear scritches.
>Blue bunny really, really likes that.
>A dopey little smile forms on her face.
...I've never been to Kalos before...
>>8256395
>>8256632
>Bun smiles over to the lobster.
...Hey. ...Uh, do you remember me? You uh, you weren't exactly in the best shape when we first met...
>>8256799
YES.
>IMAGE UPLOADED.
>>8256827
I DO NOT WANT YOUR SMELLY MAN
>>8256827
>Roll to flip anon.
>>8256700
I don't know, they just said to kill him... but hey that's behind us, youtwo have fun
>"not to much fun you'll make me jealous"
cause right now I need too find Tobais and ask him the affects of the drug called "darkrai" he seems to be an expert
>>8256799
5th street works for me.
I'll be there in three minutes, look for the crippled-ass old guy and the Greninja.
>>8256791
>>8256730
...He did...?!
>>8256763
All right!
>Follow John to the ferry!
>>8256693
Just simply the largest and best method for communication and sharing of data in the modern world, the Internet.
>>8256730
Party.
>>8256649
>>8256791
You can come if you promise not to laser everything. Cool tunes by the way.
>>8256763
>And off we go
>Though I don't see Zeta anywhere...
>>8256876
>Zeta is manning the studio at the moment.
>>8256828
...
Sorry. I don't remember much from when I was in that state. Mostly due to delirium during it.
...
I do remember being carried out if the cave, though...
Was that you?
>>8256722
...
Yeah. A bit tired, and sore, but I should be fine.
...
>Awkward silence
>Sighs
I forgive you, but...
I trusted you guys, and you sort of shattered that.
...
>>8256806
>Faith's head tilts but she smiles
<Don't worry, I will watch over you>
>>8256845
>she nods
<I see, I was curious though. It seems Buddy had a more checkered past than I knew. I wonder if it had to do with the calls and whatever happened in Alola...>
>>8256803
...Could be fuuuun.
>He nods.
>>8256828
We can go sometime.
>>8256894
...I don't blame you. I hope we can earn your trust back at least.
>>8256876
>>8256849
>Onto the ferry, through the streets, and into the bar we go!
>Only a dubsfail+ can derail finding the place
>>8256836
... right. But can a crystal digest alcohol?
>>8256847
>Roll to spot him
>>8256876
... I'm not sure how many of you have been in one of these bars before, but please don't touch the workers.
>>8256894
Mhm... though, uh, I was a nidoqueen back then...
>Worried look to the sword. >>8256910
...Although, honestly... I think I like being like this more. Dunno why.
...Uh, what did they do...? ...Is it linked to the state I found you in...?
>>8256957
>He's a guy with a prosthetic left leg and a Greninja, Pangoro and Midnight Lycanroc hanging out with him. You'd have to tripsfail to miss him.
Hey there. Name's Tom Thorpe, good to meet you.
Hello...
I received a computer recently.
Took me a while to figure it out.
How is everyone?
>>8256957
hey were are they ice cream, i was promised ice cream
>>8256896
Thanks i'll appreciate that faith, thank you
>begins walking
>he walks infront of a bar
This one ok with you?
>>8257018
>It was more of Hilbert trying to successfully pick him out in the crowd, since Castelia seems to be packed full of people on every street
Hello, sir. I'm Hilbert... I believe I saw you at the Muk's Burgers bar fight?
>>8256910
..Sure, why not.
>Rest head against your big metal husband
>>8257066
>throw rust at
>>8256896
Pretty sure that was a different group of people, but if murdersail gets back together for a job we'll invite buddy for a good ol' murder spree
>>8256941
>Ivenhotep follows John into the bar.
>>8257066
>>8257018
Greetings!
>>8257066
Evening, Hilbert. I'm John.
>>8257018
Good evening, Mr. Thorpe. It's good to see you under better circumstances than our last face-to-face.
>>8256910
...
If I can say something, you do act a bit impulsive. At least try to limit that.
...
And bones? Stitches may be impulsive, but you aren't. You can help him with that.
...
I'm happy to be back home, though.
>>8257088
>you have successfully thrown a bunch of rust at the man in white clothing
>i hope he has a good drycleaner
>>8257060
>she looks
<hmmm.... "The Pickled Magikarp"....sounds like a fun enough place>
>she says her ossicones glowing as she tellekinetically opens the door
>>8257018
>>8257066
Greetings, Thorpe and Hilbert.
>>8257078
>Hug.
Yaaay.
Sooooo... What's up?
>>8257134
>He laughs.
I feel less so now. But... I'll try my best not to be in my other body.
Sorry.
>>8257066
Yep, that was me on response detail. Good to meet you, Hilbert.
>>8257120
Likewise, John. What have you been up to, if you can disclose?
>>8257119
Ivenhotep, it's good to meet you. I'm Tom Thorpe, usually the local top cop here. That said, I'm off-duty right now and not taking any call sort of a disaster in progress.
>>8257165
Hey there. Welcome to the party.
So, what's everyone drinking tonight?
>>8257171
>Smooch.
Nothing much..
>>8257171
...Other body?
(Also all of you failed to notice this post >>8256986)
>>8257171
...
>Nods
...
>>8257183
>>8257066
>The Archen perched on John's shoulder chirps happily.
Friends! Friends!
Hello!
Um, can I have berry juice, friend?
>>8257183
And I hope there's no disaster in any way, as common as they are now.
Feeling like some whiskey tonight.
(is zorro okay? i feel like hi is not. please provide some feedback!)
>>8257146
I have to ask now but... have you ever drank alcohol before?
>"don't want to see ya getting hurt or something"
>he goes up to the bar and has already ordered
and if you have already taken drinks before... whats you're metaphorical poison?
>>8256888
>And being the best radio host, though alone
>...but not anymore, Hal decided to turn back and give his fellow poreh some company.
>>8257030
>Messenger: On
"Hello, found a way to get repaired yet"
>>8257348
he*
>>8257348
(Frankie / Vapey's player here. Zorro is my favorite thread character, I just am not always on at the same time you are )
>>8257183
>The mask ghost smiles.
You look like the perfect man for such a job, in all honesty.
>>8257319
...I wouldn't mind some, either.
>>8257348
(To be honest, I love the character. He's very entertaining and fun)
>>8257088
>Rust gets all over his clothing
..... I just got this cleaned....
>>8257119
>>8257120
>>8257165
>>8257183
Well... I had reserved the smaller party room but...
I don't think your crystalline friend will fit. I guess we can just...
.... have...
.... front row seats....
>Into the strip bar, and to the catwalk side seats
>>8257348
(Cocoa's player, zorro's fine!)
>>8257387
"Unfortunately, no."
"Frigate has been really quiet and uneventful."
"Very bored"
>>8257368
>she nods
<Not often but sometimes. It's only recently that I've had the need. And my favorites are daiquiris. Never could handle drinks that weren't sweet.>
>>8257233
Nooooothing? At all?
>>8257287
I have many, Nina.
Do you?
>>8257307
What do you want to do after we leave?
>John orders up some whiskey for the group, except for Ruffles and Ivenhotep who get Oran juice.
>sipp
>>8257459
So, what's the big boss-man got you doing while I'm up in the radio station, Hilbert?
>>8257431
I'm pretty dedicated to the job, I'll admit
Got promoted for, er, rough reasons a little while back. That's about when John and I met up, he did my hometown a fairly sizable favor.
>>8257557
>>8257343
You're with the radio station? Haha, I should've guessed. A good portion of the force has been tuning in, at least while working out.
>>8257524
No..
..Should there be, master~?
>>8257524
...Uh, no. I don't...
>Comfy bunneh noises, although she's still a bit worried at how nobody's answered her question.
>...What sort of thing DID they do to the lobster?
>>8257496
aww, ok I guess that what we'll get for you then
>he's already downed a few drinks by this point
also what do you think about ponchos?
>hes tipsy
>>8257459
That's a lot of pauses, friend.
>>8257557
>Sippp
>>8257642
Yeah. Hal and Zeta do the night programming and are currently hosting.
I might put crystalbot here in charge of a program one day, when he get a few software problems fixed. And a few physical space problems.
>>8257348
(I really like Zorro as he is now, even if I have no character that can interact with him at the moment)
>>8257495
"Have you considered a transfer to another location, somewhere you could get your blade fixed?"
>>8257557
Hmm...
> A hand is waved and a bartender walks over, dropping off a shot of whiskey for Hilbert
Experiments. I'm working with Sliggoo to see how well Sliggoo slime can be utilized in breaking down substances.
>>8257754
Front row seats at a strip club with some people I don't know very well, of course I'm a bit nervous.
>>8257557
>Happily sip oran juice.
>>8257642
>Iven nods.
...I still don't really know how it all works, honestly... eheh...
>>8257811
. . .
>John holds a hand over Ruffles' eyes.
Ah. I'm surprised the subject hasn't been explored more thoroughly yet, but there's no time like the present.
>>8257841
Hell, even I have to look things up to keep things working, and I'm accustomed to computer work. Used to be an accountant, before my life got flip-turned upside down.
>>8257775
"I've been thinking about it."
"Although, I have no idea of where I could relocate to"
"Any ideas?"
>>8257811
Ha ha, I'm sure that issue will be fixed soon enough.
>>8257841
I had a technology heavy career since the start, beginning by repairing Porygon like Hal and Zeta. Well, not exactly Zeta, Porygon-Z weren't included in the certification program.
Later on worked on machines that are part of the vast network of the Internet, and now I'm here.
>>8257736
>the girafarig steps up to the bar and looks at the bartender
<I'll have a lychee daiquiri>
>the bartender looks back
"I'll need to see your ID"
>Faith waves a hoof
<You don't need to see my ID>
>the bartender blinks
"I don't need to see your ID"
>Faith waves her hoof again
<You'll get my Lychee daiquiri.>
>the bartender turns around and starts mixing a drink
"I'll get your lychee daiquiri."
>Faith smirks
<Here, on the house.>
>the bartender turns around and places the drink before the girafarig
"Here, on the house."
>>8257841
How so, my friend?
>>8257920
An accountant who took out old Marlowe in melee combat. Not sure we can call you an accountant after that.
>>8257982
"Maybe in Kalos, where the first Honedge appeared and can find someone who can repair you"
"Or here in Unova with my trainer"
>>8257524
...
I don't know, to be honest.
>>8257692
...
Um...they turned me into a different pokemon, and, uh...
>Glances at the group
Did things I wasn't okay with.
...
I'm not that angry at them anymore,but it sort of damaged my trust of them. Heavily.
>>8258128
...I've been kinda sorta in a tomb for a few millenia.
And I've only recently been brought out.
...So... yeah.
>Sip oran juice.
>>8258130
"We could try both, but I don't know what's best"
"Sick of dragging myself around, and I'm sort of willing to try anything at this point."
>>8258207
>Snug best sword husbando
Yeahh.. me too.
>>8258146
>tox rabbit nods in understanding.
I see... I'm sorry.
>>8258207
...Uh... I'm fine with this one...? ...I don't really even wanna evolve, honestly...
...So ah... where do you guys normally live...?
>>8258198
Wow. That's a hell of a case of culture shock, then.
Technology, economics, societal structure... it's a hell of a lot of change to adapt to.
John and Seb here have been helping you adjust, right?
>>8258127
...
Was that a jojos refrence?
>hes getting a little to drunk to think straight...
>he chugs a bottle of tequila
Wooooo~~
>his minds somewhat blank...
>its like he'll tell anyone anything if they were to ask...
>[have a little fun? [Y/N]?
>>8253116
Really, you expect a Dragon Tamer to pick a single Dragon Type?
>>8258249
"I heard that you need your blade to be reforged with a special kind of steel, and since that is top priority for you, I would go to Kalos first"
>>8258333
>Drunk asshole spills scotch on Thorpe.
>"The fuhck, asshole? You shpilled ma drink..."
>>8258333
>The Yamask nods.
Mhm. ...It's a bit much to take in, but-
>>8258394
...Uh...
>>8258348
>Faith downs her daiquiri
<I honestly can't remember, but I'm gonna need another one of these.>
> the girafarig looks over to Xol
<Seems you got a drink or two before me. What's on your mind?>
>>8258061
Drinks fix everything.
>>8258394
... uh. Sir. Calm down.
>>8258394
>smash beer bottle over head
>>8258394
Go away before I call security, please.
>>8258452
>>8258425
Relax, I got thi-
>>8258464
>heavy sigh
Sir, I appreciate the intent but I am going to have to book you for battery...
>Thorpe waves over a pair of bouncers.
Apologies.
>>8258394
>GLARE.
-NECROZMA
>>8258446
Is there something you want to hear?
>just ask and you shall receive it seems...
I mean I used to like ya remember? and just haggin with ya like a normal friend is a nice thing? you know?
>>8258505
.... well. More drinks to wash away that memory?
>>8258547
No violence, please. I may work here on weekends, but I can't save you from getting thrown out.
What are you getting? Whiskey?
>>8258365
...
Alright...
Um, how do I get there?
The frigate isn't going to turn on a whim just for me.
>>8258452
Agreed my man.
>Siiip
>>8258547
Calm down, the bar doesn't need additional light shows
>>8258600
To be honest, I have no idea where does he get his energy.
Necrozma, what powers you?
(how come i have no interest in any of my characters except like 1)
>the McGhetsis zeppelin makes another Test flight
>it passes right over N's frigate
>Ghetsis drops a truckload of Burgers on the Frigate Deck
>along with a note
"mine is better than yours"
>>8258645
(Just sideline them until you're interested in them. Or drop them entirely, but please tell me first if you're going to do that)
>>8258567
>Faith smiles
<You "used" to like me?>
>she teases, then lays her head on the bar, not noticing her tail-head, Joy, burying into a bowl of pretzels
<I'm just trying to get my mind off of things.>
>the girafaring's ossicone's glow as she snags a bottle of...whatever off the shelf and starts to drink.
>>8258647
Yes.
>>8258606
"Ask your current handler for assistance in getting transferred, or better, Colress".
"But first search for a reputable blacksmith"
>>8258686
(kill me first)
>>8258600
Naaah.
I'm feeling a little bit sleepy...
Getting old's hell.
- Thorpe/Policefag, without images
>>8258676
Hmm.... I prefer fruity stuff, but whiskey might be your thing.
Give it a try.
>Hilbert slides his glass of whiskey over to Necrozma
>>8258741
(Okay, lemme finish these drinks first. Not enough alcohol in my system for murder.)
>>8258815
Try their non alcoholic drinks. The tea is pretty nice.
>The Aether employee twirls a twenty between his fingers before tossing it to one of the dancers onstage
-Hilbert
>>8258689
Yes... I used too... you wanna hear how I wanted to say stuff toya but I didn't... mostly out of embarrassment... shut up...
>[Blushing/flustered turtle here]
>he grabs a drink behind the bar to drink
-Xol, The turtwig
>>8258853
>DRINK WHISKEY
ODD.
>ROLL FOR EFFECT.
WHAT IS YOUR JOB HERE ANYWAY?
-NECROZMA
>>8258892
>Hey look you got evens
>Time for the exaggerated clapping
Uh... I dance on the weekends.
>Hilbert waves in the general direction of the strippers onstage
Sometimes. When I have time. Pays for the apartment, Aether pays for everything else.
-Hilbert