ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite birb?
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>>8247263
Seems mayday doesn't want to fight, you wanna take the carnivine?
>>8247629
oh yeah!
I am good at this one...
>drought
>fireblast it
>>8247644
>fuggin rekt
>Carnivine goes down in one hit
>Zorro gains 1861 experience points
>Gentleman getting nervous sends out Weavile (70)
>>8247658
awww yeah!
>fireblast the weavile
>>8247522
Clancy is pretty alright, even though I'm pretty sure he's called me a boner at some point, even if I didn't pick up on it.
>>8247663
>It misses the Weavile but just barely
>Weavile uses Knock Off!
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 107-126 (38.9 - 45.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
ya borked it
>>8247795
no u
>>8247317
goodbye uncle slash
>>8247522
Ummm... Me?
>Ruffles: go forth to defend the berry bushes outside from Angry Pidoves
>>8247712
Ow!
>fireblast!
daily reminder that jiji is the worst husbando
>>8247842
>weavile goes down
>Zorro gains 2985 experience points
>The Gentleman pays up last 3 digits x10 in prize money
(you should level up or be very close to it)
>Shelldon: groan
>Drips blood on the sand and nidoqueen
>Breathing is heavy
>>8247860
Ha! I did pretty good so far!
>>8247850
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>8247885
Yeah you did good!
>hug the phox
>Muk tries her hand at taking care of a flower
>She plants it in a pot, and waters it
>The plant wilts, a few petals falling off
>The plant is still alive, but weak
...
>>8247895
Yeah compared to yesterday!
>>8248058
Wanna keep looking for trainers?
>>8247832
>Angry Pidove Swarm
>They have officially had enough of Ruffles.
>Unfortunately for them, level 4-7 Pidoves a shit. A SHIT.
>Rolling for how many times they actually hit before they get sent packing.
>Slugma: level 37
Experience needed: 3650
>Slugma looks for trainers or pokemon to challenge
My favorite birb
>>8248073
So not to sound rude or anything, but how long has this whole "thing" between you two gone on?
>>8248086
Wololo!
>>8248069
yeah sure!
>>8248129
...
>>8248112
Well it hasn't been too long, a month or so?
>>8248086
>Youngster out of nowhere
Hey a Slugma, lets battle!
>Youngster sends out a hitmonlee (40)
>>8248112
What thing? is there something between us?
>looks
there is nothing there!
>>8248151
>lets find more trainers
>>8248185
Oh...Okay.
>Fighting stance
>Flame burst
>>8248201
>It misses!
>Hitmonlee uses rapid spin!
0+ Atk Hitmonlee Rapid Spin vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Slugma: 17-21 (15.3 - 18.9%) -- possible 6HKO
>>8248207
>Dodge
That was close...
>Flame burst in retaliation
>>8248255
>barely misses to the left
>Hitmonlee uses rapid spin again!
>>8248251
>jumps out
me!
>fireblast the bat
>>8248255
(fail dubs whoops)
4 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Slugma in Sun: 22-27 (20.3 - 25%) -- 0% chance to 4HKO
>>8248280
>Crobat goes down in one hit!
>Zorro gains 3097 experience points
Psh lucky shot
>Punk sends out Drifblim (65)
>>8248327
>without missing a beat
...
>launches a fire blast!
>>8248339
>It misses but just barely
>Drifblim uses Hex
240+ SpA Drifblim Hex (65 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 51-61 (18.5 - 22.1%) -- possible 5HKO
hey /par/ how do i kms
>>8248357
whoa
>ducks
.....
>fireblast!
>>8248366
put a ghost pepper in your butt.
>>8248289
>>8248268
>Hp: 57%
Ow...This is not going well.
>Flame burst
>>8248366
you gotta get sept 8s to unlock the death dlc
>>8248372
>and the drifblim goes down
>Zorro gains 2480 experience points
What the heck
>Punk sends out Arcanine (70)
>>8248398
>ohshit.jpg...
uuuuh....
>extrasensory!
>tfw learn psychic moves and still dumb
>>8248392
>Hitmonlee is taken aback at the hit
>it uses Rapid Spin in response
>>8248416
>Extrasensory connects
252 SpA Ninetales Extrasensory vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Arcanine: 68-80 (29.9 - 35.2%) -- 20.1% chance to 3HKO
>Arcanine responds with close combat
252 Atk Life Orb Arcanine Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 123-146 (44.7 - 53%) -- 25.8% chance to 2HKO
>>8248440
>gets combated
oofffffooo
>extrasensory again!
>>8248418
>HP: 38%
...
>Yawn
>>8248448
>it hits!
>arcanine uses Close Combat again, if it hits your next roll must be higher than 1 to avoid being KO'd
>>8248468
>Hitmonlee yawns
>it uses rapid spin
>>8248473
not this time!
>growls and extrasensorys
!!!
>>8248366
Start shit with somebody way above your power level.
That or mix vileplume dust with either scolipede paralytics or painkillers.
>>8248483
>The psychic attack misses!
>Attack pupper goes for one last Close Combat
>>8248493
>gracefully dodges
you are making this easy!
>extrasensory
>>8248479
>Slugma dodges, and waits for the Hitmonlee to fall asleep
>>8248502
>Attack Doggo goes down
>Zorro gains 3195 experience points
>Punk pays up 10x last 3 digits
>>8248487
You! Grunt! Why haven't you reported in!?
I have multiple assignments for you!
>>8248507
>Hitmonlee Rapid Spins then falls asleep
>>8247519
...It's a long story capo.
>>8247674
G-grazie
>barely suppressed birb tears
>>8248606
>HP:19%
>Flame burst
(Burn from flame body?)
>>8248647
(i've got 30% hp on you atm and I guess hitmonlee is burned)
>You somehow miss a sleeping pokemon
>3 turns until wakeup
>>8248664
>The fire strays off course, most likely
...
>Flame burst
>>8248544
hey hows your erectile disfuction old man
>>8248520
awww yeah!
>hugs sylvie
did you see that!?
>>8248675
>yet another miss
>2 turns
>>8248544
>Grunt: Get stung again by extra-jellestrial.
>Patch call forward to bosses
>Roll for how hard he loses his shit at this guy
>>8248690
>Flame burst
>>8248684
>hugs back
Yeah I did good job! You should have leveled up from that, do you feel stronger?
>>8248628
Well, I got plenty of time, one of the perks of technically being dead. Let's hear it.
>>8248707
>nope
>1 turn
>>8248709
oh yeah i do!
But it is going to take forever to get another level at this rate.
>>8248749
Hmmm how are we going to get to level 100 for the Kalosian guy's challenge to frankie?
>>8248366
Attempt to fly home with a move you're not supposed to have for another 29 levels.
>>8248726
...I mayhaps have temporarily - as a result of my's brave and valiant attempts to recover your amante - for a moment...
Forgot how to fly. A bit....
And then tried to use Brave Bird to turn myself into a Ghost-Seeking Bird-Peedo.
And almost died in the process.
And then shot myself back to the roof with Dark Pulse.
Which I only know because I saw's it on a not-quite-legal maybe-bootleg TM.
...Smettere di giudicare. Voi siete i miei unici amici. Si prega di non bullo.
>>8248768
I heard that Orre has a way to make us stronger!
>>8248777
>777
>I hesitate to do this to a mob birb
>But I gotta.
>Payday: apply directly to the forehead.
>>8248814
I am expecting only the best things from this
>>8248727
>Confused slug noises
>Point blank flame burst
>>8248679
Modern medicine has rendered such petty concerns a thing of the past. Nice try, brat.
>>8248692
Answer me, grunt. I'm waiting...
>>8248814
What's in orre?
>>8248868
so
you lopped your dick off?
>>8248777
You.. forgot how to fly.
That's certainly a new one. Glad you made it back in one piece at least, thanks for trying.
>Judge him juuuust a little bit.
>Because how does a bird forget how to fly, honestly.
>>8248838
>it hits!
>Hitmonlee wakes up and uses Rapid spin!
>>8248831
I know! i am glad you agree
>>8248873
Some human was talking about getting the best potential or something!
sounded good to me. also i have never been there!
>>8248895
I think they're talking about Shadow Pokemon and you don't want to become one.
>>8248911
Shadow pokemon? what is that and why is it bad?
>>8248777
>>8248879
>Bear: awaken.
Nnh... morning. What'd I miss?
>>8248822
>Does a crit Pay Day attack give more money or just do more damage?
>>8248923
You become an uncaring weapon of destruction, like you wouldn't hesitate to attack me to kill if you were ordered to.
>>8248884
>Slugma: Ko'd
>Flop on the ground
>>8248948
Uhh okay then
>youngster pops a revive in the Lava Slug's mouth and walks off
>>8248939
Oh you know, not muuuch.
stitch is gone and neither of us could find him.
>>8248923
VERY BAD
>>8248943
Pretty much this, in fact what do you think about finding out if it involves shadow pokemon and if yes, destroying the place?
Good afternoon!
How's everyone been?
>>8248962
>smacc wak butt
>>8248939
>Yes.
>>8248868
Here's your answer: Fuck you.
I'm not taking any of the bullshit revenge jobs you're trying to push because I can't get paid if I'm dead.
Oh, and by the way if you have some crazy plan to make a comeback, try to get some natural light while you're at it.
>>8248943
hmmmm that does not sound good... who that it that was a good idea?
>>8248965
I think it is worth checking out at least.
>>8248962
Stitches is WHAT
>>8248876
I would show you just how functional I am, but alas, I have no interest in contracting venereal diseases from the rabble.
>>8248984
How dare you speak to me like that, grunt!
I should have you terminated!
I will be making a return, and you will witness it.
Doctor! Fetch the equipment from my chambers, and bring me Curio 48D...
>>8249010
Bad guys who want to take over the world. Also I dunno what boats go to orre
>>8249010
Because they want power and lack any morals.
>>8248966
Good! Good!
The Pidoves tried to get to my human friend's Berry bush, but I wouldn't let them!
There were twelve of them! Twelve!
>>8248970
>Wapp.
...Could you perhaps not?
>>8249015
Gone. As in not here.
He disappeared last night after I dozed off by him, I looked all over the castle, and out into the desert from the lookout on top of the Colosseum.
Then Clancy here went and had a go at finding him.
Nothing. Just..sand. Sand and no sword shaped husband.
And I can't exactly track him, because aegislash float.
>>8249056
so those pokemon attack their loved ones?
>feeling bad
>>8249065
should we like... do something?
>>8249087
As I said, we should confirm if they are doing that or not.
it would be completely idiotic if we attack them and it turned out they were just making cookies and ice cream for starving children.
>>8249082
>First Shelldon
>Now Stitches
>...Teddy pitches over backwards and collapses on the ground on his back, looking up.
>Depressed bear rug mode: activated
>>8249087
They'll attack anything they're ordered to is the thing.
>>8249081
Did you fight them all off by yourself? You're a pretty tough one, huh plume?
>>8249109
Yeah! We should check it out... maybe frankie will know more. You should come with us!
>>8249139
are they any stronger even?
>>8249163
That I don't know.
>>8249163
Apparently they get shadow moves that are strong against non-shadow pokemon, so I'd say yes.
>>8248966
Doing great, how about yourself?
>>8249158
Yeah! Yeah!
I feel really tough!
My human friend is tough too! He's taking care of the Berry bush right now!
I don't know what kind of Berries they are, but he says they're rare! Rare!
>Stitchsword: Get the hell out of the cave already.
>Keep floating around and reconsidering everything you do.
>>8249127
..Ted.
As much as I would love to join you in being dead inside in addition to outside right now, it's not gonna do anyone any good.
>Pat the bear
Do you have any ideas as to where he might have gone?..
>>8249171
>>8249186
>thinking about it
if it does not make the more powerful then why?
>>8249211
No... no I don't... I...
...Maybe he went to look for Shelldon...?
>>8249226
No hesitation to kill probably
>>8249186
Oh really?
>>8249206
>How easily would a sword be able to see a giant blue armored poisonrabbit carrying a lobster to Gateon, assuming that said poisonrabbit isn't rolling for stealth?
>>8249232
...Ted.
Ted you're a genius, why the hell didn't I think of that.
There's no other reasonable explanation as to why he would just.. leave.
...You wouldn't have happened to see which way shelldon went, would you?
>>8249203
Hey bowtie!
Weather's been erratic but its pretty nice today and I found some bread someone threw out that was still good. Things are looking up!
>>8249264
>Sword is definitely wandering aimlessly in depression hell.
>Though he might at least pick up on the blood trail.
>>8249270
...I think he just went in a straight line from the door... I'm not sure though.
...I mean, as far as I know, he went to Gateon. Since, well... that's a port city, and he's a Water-type.
>>8249284
That's good to hear bread is tasty, especially with jam!
>>8249286
>Well, either way, the big poisonrabbit isn't moving very quickly. Or at least she's trying not to.
>She doesn't want to hurt the lobster even more than he already is.
>>8249303
That's a pretty good idea there ribbons!
>>8249243
Killing is fine but there are other things here... like they want to use us pokemon. because they are weak?
>>8249339
I guess so?
>>8249290
Well what are we waiting for? Let's get going!
>Book it to the skiff
>Start that motherfucker up.
>>8249356
>Dead-inside bear rug mode deactivated
>Follow Bones
>Hop into skiff
>>8249312
>Lobster: drip more blood onto the sand
>A few more cracks open, and his coughing gets worse, which only exacerbates the bleeding issue
>If he doesn't get help, he won't last the night
>>8249355
I guess i am thinking to much again... I just have so much hate for this stuff...
>>8249286
>Dick ass Absol blocks the way.
Do not continue. Misfortune will occur.
>>8249312
>>8249378
>Sword is following the blood trail.
>>8249384
Get out of my way.
>>8249373
>Hop in the captains chair and NYOOM out the front gate.
>To Gateon!
>>8249397
I will not show mercy.
>Lv20 Absol uses Sucker Punch!
>>8249383
Yeah I know bud, what do you wanna do?
>>8249419
>Miss.
You've sealed your fate.
>Stitches uses Sacred Sword.
0 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Absol: 250-296 (403.2 - 477.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8249378
>Poison rabbit isn't anywhere near gateon yet
>She's probably not going to make it in one night
>She's on foot
>Fuck
Come on... don't die on me...
>>8249397
>Nido still isn't going that fast
>Something something last two post numbers away?
>>8249416
>You're in a skiff
>Only last post number away
>>8249420
I do not think i have a right answer...
what do you think?
>>8249434
But you c-
>Absol is KOed.
>>8249451
>Cough
>Stares weakly into space, with half lidded eyes
>>8249451
>Continue following.
>>8249464
And you should learn to shut up.
>Stitches uses Sacred Sword.
>>8249488
>Absol is cut in half.
>>8249488
harsh
>>8249464
>THUNK.
>This is the sound of an absol getting run the fuck over
>>8249488
>Notice sword.
>Cue boat spinning the fuck out from trying to stop too fast.
>>8249488
>No wonder it's taking Stitches so long if he's being held up like this
>>8249451
>>8249479
Uh... Bones? What's that?
>>8249453
Well last I heard all the shadow pokemon were purified so going to Orre would be a waste of time
sup guys
best camping trip ever over here
roasting marshmallows on heatran
drawing dicks on b dave
hows everyone else
>>8249527
they did? well i am glad about that!
>feeling better now
That is great!
>>8249504
Good riddance.
>>8249512
>>8249515
>Wave.
>>8249539
Trying to get my life together.
>>8249539
Hey Dave, why are there multiple of you and why are you drawing dicks on him?
>>8249542
Well know that you know that you wanna continue training or get some food?
>>8249570
i am hungry now! are you?
>>8249596
Yeah i'm kinda hungry,what about you Mayday, you want something to eat?
>>8249566
STIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>Skiff: Stop doing donuts.
>Bones: Run the hell over there and tackle the sword.
>Hug him and good god do not let go.
>>8249566
>>8249615
>Happy, relieved bear sounds
>>8249566
nah dont bother dude
just fucking roll with shit
lifes fucked anyway
>>8249570
time travel shit
theres like
at least three of me
and im gonna fuck all of em
yeah b dave is a narc and fucking fell asleep again
was supposed to be our map man
instead i gotta try some wicked blood magic for directions
>Dave cuts his arm over a pizza pentagram
>Roll to summon Jacket at some point
>>8249615
>Sword: Probably be covered in blood.
>Hug the bonehead anyway.
Hello, I'm sorry I left.
>>8249636
Both of you, we need to follow that trail of blood. Can we get on that before the reunion?
>>8249611
>is thinking about ways to get stronger
I think french fries sound good!
>>8249611
Well we could go for milkshakes again or we could go to another place, I'd say somewhere else.
>>8249704
>>8249681
Alright lets go to McGhetsis for some fries
>>8249729
Awww yeah!
>excited dancing around
>>8249651
>Care absolutely not a single bit about the absol blood.
>He may or may not be tearing up a little.
>god thats gay.
It's okay, honey. All that matters is you're still okay.
>Kiss the swordbando
U-uhm, let's.. let's get in the skiff, so we can..we can get wherever it leads faster?
>>8249764
>head to McGhetsis
>They have a special going on for their new flavored fries half priced if you order a drink
>>8247522
>implying owls are birds
>>8249808
owls are birds you dip
>>8249651
>>8249765
>Bear beckons them into the skiff.
>Time to follow a blood trail
>>8249765
>Wipe his tears away and pick him up.
My knight in white armor saves me once again.
>He kisses Bones and floats up onto the skiff.
>Plop into the seat and hug him.
Ready?
>>8249850
Let's be off!
>>8249775
aww yeah!
>orders Eelektross flavored fries
>gets a soda
>>8249865
>get frillish flavored fries and a milkshake
>>8249869
Good choice, sylvie!!
I love McGhetsis!
>>8249869
>Just gets normal fries, gimmick food usually sucks anyway.
>>8249641
nope
no cluck demon
shame
better eat this shit before like
fucking bigfoot comes after my ass
booty be irresistible
>>8249908
>Grab hair.
>Roll to decapitate.
>>8249908
>Bear picks up the intruder by the ankles before >>8249919 can decapitate, whirls him over his head, then tosses him over the horizon.
>>8249919
>>8249861
Yeah, let's go.
>>8249861
>Bones: attempt to hold back the waterworks.
I always will.
a-although most of me isn't white.
>Hug the best sword ever back
Mhmm.
>Skiff: nyoom along the trail of red.
>>8249908
ten million credits.
>we were on the boat too long
>its going to
0-3 Kanto
4-6 Unova
7-9 Almia
>>8249949
>Bear: stare at bones
...Not for sale.
>>8249939
>>8249949
>Shelldon: suffer from blood loss
>Coughs weakly
>>8249955
(WELCOME TO UNOVA, THE PLACE WHERE GRASS WAIFU AND THE OTHERS ARE AT)
>>8249955
>last post number x10 is how many posts it takes to get to Unova
>>8249939
Thank you, Ted.
>>8249948
>Shadow Ball the fugger.
>>8249949
>Smooch the wakbando.
Let's go, hun.
>>8249973
Would you give it to us for free? Hahaha.
>>8250003
(Senpai are you deciding people's dubsfails for them again?)
>>8250028
(no i'm the zapdogger player)
>>8249990
>Worried, panicked poisonrabbit sounds
Shhh, it's okay... just hold on... c-can you say something for me...? Anything?
What's your name?
>>8250040
(Sorry about that. Have fun then man. You don't have to lengthen the trip just because of faildubs.)
>>8249973
credits don't exist ted.
>>8250028
>Smooch the bladebando
>Wipe eyes
Do you uh.. see anything? Kinda vision impaired right now, heh..
>>8250047
>Groans weakly
>Limbs sway in the wind
>>8250085
...Wait what?
>>8250028
...
...I'm not giving it for sale. ...A-and besides, now isn't really the time to talk about that.
>>8250085
Hm...
>He points.
>>8250047
>>8250124
There I think?
>>8250164
Kekekeke.
Don't worry, Ted.
>>8250124
...No, please... stay with me...
>Poisonrabbit: hold onto those claws
>Seriously doubt you're gonna get there soon enough to save him
>...Start crying
>>8250164
Credits aren't a real form of currency.
..a-also i don't think he's talking about selling it.
>>8250217
Gotcha, hun.
>Correct course to the direction stitchslash is pointing
>Continue skiff nyooms
>>8250217
>>8250254
>Follow boat.
>>8250254
>>8250217
>Nidoqueen's ears perk up as she hears the skiff behind her.
>She turns around, blinking in confusion.
>Yep, that's an armful of badly-hurt lobster she has.
>>8250254
Thank you.
>>8250363
>He waves.
Hello!!
>>8250229
>Eyes:slowly shut
>He's still breathing, at least
>>8250363
>Slow down and pull over alongside the lobster carrying nido
Hello? Uh, is that..
oh jeez that's shelldon.
>>8250380
>>8250421
>Poisonbunny: Run up to skiff
>Yes, that's Shelldon
Can you get us to Gateon? Or anywhere else with a Pokecenter?
...
W-wait, you know him...?
>>8250217
>Bear sighs.
>>8250254
>...Bear blush.
>>8250431
...Uh, yeah... I think...? ...What happened to him?
>>8250431
Yes, come aboard.
>>8250383
...
>>8250431
...How bad was he when you found him? What happened?
>>8250431
>Fish out a couple potions from his satchel
Yes, do you know how he wound up like that?
>Spray shelldon down with them.
>>8250463
>>8250486
>>8250449
>Poison rabbit: board the skiff
...I don't know. I just found him in my cave this morning... he was like this...
...
...His eyes were open, though...
>>8250486
>The cracks heal
>New ones slowly form, though
>Groans, his eyes opening slightly
...
>>8250514
I think I can help.
...Can you come over here with Shelldon?
>He moves to a corner of the skiff.
Put him down and stand opposite to him.
>>8250524
We'll have you feeling better soon.
>>8250514
>>8250524
..Well, let's get him to-
>>8250540
..Uhm.
Do you want me to get us moving or should we wait for..whatever you're doing first?
>>8250560
>>8250540
>Groans weakly
>Bleed on the skiff
>>8250540
>Nido nods, placing the lobster down somewhere that looks comfortable and standing nearby, watching the sword.
Uh...
>>8250577
>Worried nido sounds
>>8250577
...
>Large cracks form
>That's a very concerning amount of blood
>>8250560
Wait and watch.
>>8250581
I'm going to give Shelldon a piece of your life force.
Do not resist.
>Stitches puts a large gash in the Nidoqueen's arm.
>>8250577
>>8250593
>Rolling for how efficient the life force transfer is.
>>8250616
...A piece of my-?!
>The poison rabbit chokes down a scream as she feels the sword sap power from her
>About... about a moonstone's worth of power
>The nidoqueen- now a nidorina- almost immediately falls onto the floor of the skiff, KOed.
>>8250616
>Cracks heal, and stop forming
>Shelldon groans, still in pain, but not at risk of immediate death
>Probably still needs actual medical treatment, for blood loss and other things, though
>>8250685
Apologies.
>He tends to her to make sure she won't bleed out.
>>8250727
You're at least looking better.
>>8250756
Well... I think I'd have to snuff her life out to guarantee it. Let's take them both to Gateon, okay?
Step on it, please.
>>8250616
>>8250685
>>8250727
...Well... that's a thing.
...Are they gonna be all right?
>>8250756
>>8250781
>>8250782
>Groans
...
Ugh...
>>8250781
>The nidorina doesn't seem to be in danger of bleeding out- aparrently the devolution sealed up the cut.
>She does, however, seemed drained of most of her energy. As if someone'd used a move like Giga Drain over and over on her until she was KOed.
>>8250781
Alright, uh, grab some potions if you need to.
>Step on the gas
>Gateon, ho.
>>8250782
I think so.
>>8250802
Feeling better? Try not to move too much.
>>8250815
You too.
>He laughs.
>>8250821
Thank you, hun.
>Kiss his cheek.
>>8250856
Mhmm.
>Smooch the sword
>Gateon should be visible by now
>>8250856
>Groans
>Limp lobster mode: active
...
Thanks...
>>8250856
>Nido doesn't respond.
>>8250959
>Ah, the salty sea air.
>Rolling for if this works like smelling salts.
>>8250959
>Smooch best husband ever.
>Hug him from behind and touch his stomach.
>>8251003
I'm your friend. If you, ah, don't want anything to do with us we won't bother you any further.
I'm sorry for what we did. What I did.
I was worried about you.
>>8251130
...Hello.
>Put shield up defensively.
>>8251130
>Seems it did.
...Nnnh...? What happened...?
>arrive in Unova
>poke head out of a box half full of berries
This isn't Alola, where am I?
>>8251139
>Smooch best bladebando ever
>Happy bonehead sounds
>We're probably in Gateon by now.
>>8251139
...Uh... why are you bigger?
>Seems the nidorina hasn't figured out what's happened yet.
>>8251264
>Yep, Gateon Port.
>Nido blinks, looking around.
>>8251220
>try to sneak off the boat without being spotted
>>8251264
Can you help me with Shelldon?
>>8251297
I had to get some help with Shelldon. Would you mind helping too?
>Grab the tasty dinner.
>I mean Lobster Salad.
>Silly me I mean Shelldon.
>>8251139
...
I felt like you guys didn't care.
...
And I have nowhere to go.
Except for you guys.
...
>>8249901
>>8249865
Well that was a good meal, what do you guys wanna do now?
>>8251401
Of course, hun.
>Assist stitchslash with the seafood special
>>8251406
...But we do care.
...
And as for having nowhere to go except for with you guys... I'm the same way.
>>8251406
>Nidorina also helps with seafood special
>...Why is he harder to carry? And bigger?
>...Why is everything bigger?
>rabbit panic
>>8251406
Well after you feel better we can head home, okay?
>>8251468
Thank you honey.
>Head into the center.
>Roll for if the blood covered sword can explain to them that the lobster needs help.
>>8251513
Thank you very much.
>>8251416
hmmm
I do not know!
>flops down bored
it was really good food though.
>>8251538
>>8251513
OHMYGODI'MAGINGBACKWARDSI'MGONNATURNINTOANIDORANANDTHENI'MGONNATURNINTOANEGGANDTHENI'MGONNADISAPPEAR
>>8251345
>not exactly sneaky, somebody yells something about a stowaway but you manage to run off without getting into trouble
Woow what a big city
>>8251538
Mmhm-
>>8251607
holy shit
loud.
>>8251583
I liked it.
So what are we doing now?
>>8251583
>>8251725
Hmmm I've got nothing as far as interesting things to do except try training more since I dont wanna enter the dungeon again without Luna wherever he is.
>>8251538
>Center aparrently has no trouble understanding that "pokemon handing another, limp pokemon to them" means "second pokemon needs help"
>>8251607
...Uh.
>>8251468
>>8251513
>Seafood: moved
>>8251470
>>8251538
...
I wasn't sure if you guys did.
...
I think...I'll head home after I've recovered.
...
Thanks.
>>8251607
...
Yes.
You have been cursed. You will obey our every whim or you will be reduced to nothing.
Will you obey us?
>>8251779
>>8251793
Hopefully you aren't in there too long. We'll be waiting.
>>8251725
>>8251763
maybe....
want to talk about things?
>>8251843
>rolls around
What do you wanna talk about?
>>8251837
>The nidorina kneels before the sword
Yes, yes, of course. I will do whatever you say, Master...
>She's practically to tears.
>>8251843
Nothing's really going on with me, still trying to find that Abra, or anyone else who knows teleport.
Apparently nobody really uses it except for Abras.
>>8251898
what is your 2nd favorite color?
>>8251939
why are you looking for an abra for?
>>8251837
..Stitch please.
>>8251921
he's not serious he just did some spooky voodoo magic shit and used you to heal shelldon or something.
I guess that also made you de-evolve.
>>8251939
have you tried yelling really loud?
>>8251963
Uhhh orange
>>8251980
that is a good color! you really are the best~
>>8251963
I'm not supposed to be in Unova, I got an Abra to teleport me here because something was happening here, but then he decided to bail and leave me here.
>walk into a house that has its front door open
Hello??? Can you tell me where I am?
>>8252023
have you tried yelling really loud? where do you want to go?
>>8252036
>Bork bork bork bark?
Get out of my house you Mangy Pokemon
>throw pan at
>>8252102
(Can people not understand pokemon anymore?)
>run out of the house after getting hit by a rogue pan
Wow people in this city sure are mean...
>>8252135
(no, not without a translator or something.)
>>8252162
(oh must have missed that, thanks)
>>8251921
I am a gracious master.
>He brushes her head.
We can have you evolve later, what is your name?
>>8251966
>He shoots Bones a glare.
My first thrall is the silly one.
>>8252135
(That ended up getting retconned into translators just being more frequent, yeah. Sorry, I'll put something about it in the Pastebin. )
>Hilbert glares in the general direction of pan man's house before turning his attention to the Jolteon
.... are you okay?
>>8252194
Yeah I'm fine, who are you?
>>8252183
>Bones: play along.
S-sorry, master.
>>8251966
I... wh...
>>8252183
>>8252259
>The nidorina nods.
I... I have no name. I am sorry...
>>8252093
Okay fine
HEY ABRA JACKASS GET OVER HERE!
>>8252208
>Frequent side glances are given to the Xtransceiver on his wrist
Hilbert. You are...?
>>8252278
>teleports behind u
what?
>sips coffee
>>8252285
Inazuma! Can you understand me? That mean guy couldn't...
>>8252183
>>8252259
>>8252276
>Bear remains silent. He is unsure if this jibes with his moral compass.
>...
>Eh, should be fine. The Nidorina seems... well, either she's really gullible or she's fine with it.
>Probably the former.
>>8252302
>sorry I have to
>"NOTHING PERSONAL KID"
>>8252302
Coffee me up abra.
>>8252334
ITS PERSONNEL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
>>8252307
Uh.... No. I have a translator. Comes with my job.
>He gestures at his wrist
I don't think they're common yet. Do you need help getting somewhere?
>>8252302
Are you serious?
Like all I had to do was make myself look like an ass by yelling his name?
>>8252259
>OhgodwhatthefuckwasIthinking.
Ahem. Y-you need not call me master.
>>8252276
Nor you need call me master.
...Do you desire a name?
>>8252357
when I'm ded desu
>>8252362
I dunno where I am I was on a boat and didn't realize it sailed off!
>>8252378
>My turn to be evil.
Y-yes master, sorry.
>>8252276
Uhm, what about.. Nina?
>>8252378
...Yes.
>>8252471
>The Nidorina smiles at this suggestion, but looks up to the sword for approval.
>>8252389
You're in Castelia but... Where did you come from?
>>8252513
Alola!
>>8252471
>>8252378
...It seems your thrall simply wishes to refer to you as such... my Liege.
>Bear smirk.
>>8252471
...
>Smack his butt.
>>8252510
Nina is a good name. I deem thee Nina.
>>8252552
You will be next to receive punishment, Ted.
>>8252017
What is your second favorite color?
>>8252338
oh yeah try this. it's from sinnoh.
>gives a cup
>>8252377
yeah i hear a lot.
>>8252636
pink!
>>8252595
>Squeak
M-master~.
>Internal devilish giggling
..I-I'm sorry.
I'll try to stop..
>>8252377
Hehe abra hears all
>>8252644
Thanks!
>big sip
This is better than what you brought last time!
>>8252653
Oh you~
>>8252595
>And it is thus that the nido is christened as Nina.
>She nods, smiling softly.
Thank you.
>>8252644
So are you going to teleport me home or do I have to pay you again?
>>8252595
Yes sir.
>This line is delivered as dry as possible. After all, this is far from the first time Teddy has called wak or plush/sword "sir"
>>8252668
...
Well.
I hope you do try, pet. I wouldn't want to have to punish you.
The ass slap wasn't the punishment.
>>8252691
You are welcome. Let us wait until Shelldon is free.
>>8252861
Thank you, Ted.
>>8252720
What ya got?
-abra
poisonrabbit is for snug
>>8252930
I got a french fry
>>8252937
>>8252883
>pet
>Sweat™
..W-what's the punishment then, master?--
>Oops™
>Bonehead has gotten carried away and did a goof.
..shit.
>>8252534
Alola...? That's pretty far... Do you have a trainer worried for you?