ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite drink? In

>>8258967
me

>>8258967
no

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>>8258967
Anything stolen from my ex-boss.

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>>8258967
...Uh, I dunno. I haven't really had anything except water.

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>>8258967
hot cocoa

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>>8258867
>Faith nods, her telepathy partially garbled and slurred
<Stuffed toys are nice. So are those pillows with the drawings on them. There's a store that sells a bunch of those pillows...Dak...daka....dakadakadakadakadaka...something.

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>>8258958
I'll keep working on the station, better than my old job while still not excessively crazy and life threatening.

>>8258963
Hah, didn't knew you had that in you.

>>8258967
Whiskey, and if going for mixed drinks, gin tonics.

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>>8258999
So YOU are the one who has been stealing my Russo-Baltique!
You dog!
I will KILL you for this!

>>8259051
>no glitch
hey dudes erectile disfuction here is upground

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>>8258967
yes

>>8259033
Wah.... you're a dakapillow? noooooo youre a faith that's what you are

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>>8258967
Similar tastes to my friend >>8259037, plus vodka.
For non-alcoholic drinks, coffee.
>>8258963
Dang. No judgment, bro, as my little brother says. Then again knowing him he'd come to watch.

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>>8258967
I like good stuff!

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>>8259024
>Bro, I went through the effort of making this new thread and you posted in the old one
>Fuck yeah dude, I love me some hugs
>Roll to hug
They've got... appletinis... Curacoa... Pfftretty much whatever you want.
I suppose you could say I'm a dancer.
>>8259037
I've heard that I'm very "pretty". Not so much a good dancer, but pretty.
>>8259103
Well, I'll be sure to buy him a drink if I see him.

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>>8259101
>she looks over to Xol and leans in, her nose touching his.
<I can be a pillow if I wanna be!>
>Joy wavers from side to side, the tail-head having a glazed look. Faith noses Xol.
<Tell me how fluffy I am!>

>>8259161
>sorry man im on mobile today rip me
>pissed my family off too much by existing
...WHAT IS CURACOA?
-NECROZMA

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>>8259161
Just, er, a heads-up, though, otherwise you won't recognize him.
You remember the event commonly referred to as "the Wishening", right?
Yeah. He got affected.
He's happy with it, at least, and he's still my brother even if he's very much my -little- brother now.

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>>8259192
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
You aint fluffy~~ I woundnt lay on you if my life depended on it

>>8259209
what happen senpai

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>>8259209
>Just teasing man
>I fucking failed the hug roll, why does this always happen
>Rip me, too short to hug
>Gonna fight your family tho
>Or just kidnap you
>If you hear random muscle car revving outside your house in the middle of the night that's me
>Rolling to dramatically flop on lap instead, since I can't into hugs, apparently
It's bluuuue. Taste like orange. Here I'll just...
>Hilbert waves down the bartender for two shots of Blue Curacoa
>>8259236
Hmmmmmmmmm.... what'd he end up as? I was a Larvesta.

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>Glass status: empty

>>8259103
Of course, can't forget the coffee.

>>8259161
Well, consider that a bonus. And with that bonus come other bonuses.

>>8259209
Something I recommend you to try.

>>8259236
Oh yeah, important detail right there.

>>8259192
>>8259249
i ship it

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>>8259275
>Rip me, can't lap flop either
>Banned from initiating affection by the dice gods
>But yeah like...
>You wanna vent or..?
>>8259288
My raise is nice... But I have too much money now. I don't know what to do with it.

>>8259272
>pissed dad off too much
>gonna need to refill my pills fml
>maybe like talk to my doctor about my wrist probably being sprained
>>8259275
>not dramatic enough
I AM EXCITED.
>ROLL TO BE EXCITED.
-NECROZMA

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>>8259249
>Faith glares at the turtwig
<I will not be doubted!>
>The girafarig's eyes , then her entire body glows, as suddenly she lets loose a psychic projection that hits everyone in a half-mile radius
<**I AM THE FLUFFIEST!!**>

>>8259338
uhhh is your dad hitting you senpai?

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>>8259338
>I'm fighting your parents
>Tamp: habben
>Time to come with us to Ohio for a gay sitcom
>ucking dice gods tho
>Lemme try again
>EVENS HUG ODDS FALL ON MY FACE
Tryyyy it, let's see how it goes.

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>>8259275
Alolan Raichu, and it never wore off.
Little guy's somehow become downright responsible since then, which is frankly hilarious.
>>8259288
Well, I'm waiting for the clickbait clipping of "Pokemon walks into bar, you won't believe what happens next!"
Well, assuming he's got any wild still in him.

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well i'm back i'm going to miss C but it's for the best
i guess i'm single
AGAIN

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>>8259359
>he is way to drunk to be phased by this
You know wat? you are fluffy!!!
>pets the psychic giraffe
>he drunkly laughs
very... hahahaha
>his laugh is quite... crazy

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>>8259329
Better having too much money than not enough. You can save for harder times.

>>8259275
While at that, I became a Magnezone. It didn't end well for me.

>>8259407
There's already plenty of material right here.
"Police chief, at least two plasma admins and a large, recently discovered crystalbot pokemon walk into a bar, hilarity ensues".

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>>8259412
tomorrow i'll go back to work at the cafe tomorrow
i bet boss is worried

>>8259371
>dont stress on it
>>8259402
>please do my dad needs to be fucked up
>i should mention usually when i disappear its cause of him
>sorry
OKAY.
>CHUG IT.
>ROLL FOR EFFECT.

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>>8259428
>Faint sways as she staggers to her hooves
<d-damn right! i am The queen of-!>
>the girafarig teeters over, then falls over, landing hard on the floor. She looks around dazedly, moving her legs as if walking
<everythings....sideways....that's not.....fair.>
> a momant later, her head drops down, and she starts snoring.

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>>8259516
>No it's fine man, my recent absences have been family caused too
>I kill your family you kill mine?
Hm..... How do you like it?
>Hilbert downs his own drink
>Lets see how many more it takes for him to get full on drunk

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>>8259577
>Oh fuck, dubs fail
>Hilbert is fucking smashed

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>>8259486
Damn right. And it's 5th street to boot, so bring on the rumors about bachelordom being confirmed.
>>8259577
>>8259588
Err... We should probably pack it in while at least one of us is still able to navigate home.
You know how to get hold of me, gentlemen.
>Policefag: help Hilbert up.
You need a hand home?

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>>8259545
ohhhh nooooooo
>he picks up faith and he takes her and himself to a place to a comfy sleep/pass the fuck out
nighty night magic giraffe
>goes the fuck to sleep next to magic giraffe

>>8259577
>my moms p sweet leave her be ill murder your family tho
>dont let my dad get the toaster its a deadly weapon in his hands
>many painful days from the toaster
>ill tell you sometime maybe
IT TASTES GOOD!
>>8259588
...ARE YOU OKAY?
-NC.ZMA

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>>8259516
You OK, guy?
Because we will need you to be OK.

>>8259577
>>8259588
And right on cue, time for the walk home.

>>8259637
Bring on the rumors, I'm going to godsdamn destroy Krickefeeed!
>Help Thorpe with Hilbert

>>8259545
>>8259641
Better than turts x deer and faith x buddy

>>8259677
btw no one in discord cares about you

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i guess it's time to get drunk too
at least i have some booze home
>drink booze
>evens is lightly drunk
>FUCKING SMASHED

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>>8259742
(bullshit, and you know it heres you're (You))

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>>8259677
He will be okay, eventually!
(Don't even give a (You) to hateboner and his falsehoods)

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>>8259588
>Dubs 8s on being smashed
>Dice why
>>8259637
>>8259701
'm fine.
>Hilbert swats at their hands, slouching against the cat walk and downing another glass
>He doesn't have the coordination for another glass, and a fair amount of it ends up on his shirt
Your gonna have some funny rumors... Going to a gay strip bar with a buncha dudes.
>>8259742
(Ex-fucking-scuse me? What sorta fucking drugs are you chugging, shit lord?)
>>8259677
>Hilbert starts giggling like a teenage girl and pokes Necrozma
'M fine! I can hold ma' alcohol better than 'nyone 'ere. Driiiiink.

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>>8259774
>>8259701
>>8259637
>>8259486
...
>Wave at the group
H-hey...
Who are you guys?
>Slightly drunk

>>8259701
FINE!
>>8259770
THAT IS GOOD.
>>8259774
IF YOU SAY SO.
>CONTINUE TO DRINK.
THANK YOU.
-NC.ZMA

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>>8259774
Freaking rumors I'm going to smash them.
Ah whatever
>Another whiskey down

>>8259849
Hell yea

>>8259828
Just a bunch of friends enjoying the alcohol

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>>8259828
Just a group of dudes trying to unwind after a long, long last few days, my friend.
>Ruffles has fallen asleep.
>John is tipsy.

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>>8259933
>>8259937
...
>Nods
Where are you guys from?
>Takes a shot

>>8260000
nice quads sniffers

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>>8259828
'm 'ilbert! I work for a buncha gays, might as well be gay 'ncoprtated at this point
>>8259849
>He just keeps poking him, particularly at the joints
.... cryyystal? How does.... How does crystal move....? Just... How

>>8259933
HELL YEAH?
>>8260025
I HAVE A JOINTS.
>WIGGLE ARM.
SEE?
-NECROZMA

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>>8259761
well, i *hic, i drunk too much
this isn't good

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>>8259933
>Woosp this is more than just a buzz

>>8260000
Viiiiirbank, little guy

>>8260025
Perfect freaking construction pop arm out of socket hammer some thing pop arm into socket back again

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>>8260000
I've been all over recently, but I'm orig'nally from Alola.
Went from pencil-pusher to adventurer, never looked back. Now I'm doing radio station stuff outta Virbank, it's still fun but a little, liiiike, less chance of dying.

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>>8260000
.... where'd my booze go?
Did I...
Oh.
Have fun with that, kiddo. God booze ain't light.

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>the pew that was Created from Trees overcharged as fuck Treesplosion solarbeam floats around the Castle
Pew
>rearrange the furniture nonsensically

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>>8260042
Maagic join's? I dun' get it but...
>Hilbert sticks his hand in the socket where the arm connects to the body
... nop'. Still dun' get it.

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>>8260066
>>8260000
>Pretty sure buizel bodies aren't designed to handle booze of this quality. Or strength.

>>8260063
>>8260059
>>8260025
That's...
...
>Lies back in the chair, in a rush of euphoria

>>8260124
...PLEASE GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE.
>>8260132
UH.
DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
-NECROZMA

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>>8260124
Pleeease get out the hand out of there it may be dangerous and painful and dangerous

>>8260132
Haaa ha damn need to go to a pokecenter

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>>8260132
Whoa there, lil' guy, you okay?
Do I need to call a cab, or a trip to the PokeCenter?
Shpeaking of cabs, my place isn't too far if y'arent up to catching the Virbank ferry t'night.

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>>8260132
...
>Swipe the god booze
>>8260149
>>8260187
... k
>Hand: removed
>>8260149
You got... Long ass arms
Quad'ped or... Biped or .... noped? Do you float?
>Hilbert leans back on the bar chair to see if Necrozma is floating or not
>Roll to not fucking fall out of the chair and onto the floor

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>>8260045
>knife starts crying and drunk talking
am i *hic cursed of something?
why can't i enjoy a life with someone?
why it never ends well?
is it me?
am i too scary?

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>>8260132
>>8260000
>>8260066
>A certain feline appears, sniffing a bit.
Is that... ooooooooh. That's the *good* stuff. Don't see that outside Arceus's wine cellar that often.
>She pulls up a seat beside the buizel, taking the bottle for herself.
You don't mind, do ya hun? ...Nah, didn't think so.

>>8260187
>>8260149
Nah, 'e's fine. ...Pretty much going on an LSD trip but without all the side effe-

>>8260214
Heeeeeeeey.

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>>8260204
>>8260187
>>8260149
>>8260229
>Twitch,drool, and moan in the chair
>The rush he is feeling is far too strong

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>>8260229
>Policefag cannot believe his eyes.
>Aaaaaand he passes out.

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>>8260214
Biiiped he has real good balance


>>8260229
'ssssup.

>>8260276
>>8260312
Defffffffo not fine

>>8260350
>>8260312
>>8260276
>>8260229
>A sneeky patron pulls out his phone and starts recording the entire group. Trying to not be noticed doing so...

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>>8260220
...
>A sad looking garbodor sits down near the Knife
...

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>>8260229
Holy... well, you.
Welcome to the party, which is now, like, officially of mythic proportions.
Been enjoying our work so far with the radio station and, ah, other things? Any advice, admonishments, etcetera?

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>>8260384
hey, why are you feeling down?
i broke up with my gf, she said that it would be better that way

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>>8260229
Ye'?
>A casual swig is taken from the god booze
>>8260312
Oooooooooooh.
Ome down, uh......... num'ers to go.
>>8260350
Wheresh the laser come from?

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>>8260350
>>8260433
>Loud moaning
>Falls on the floor
>Doesn't even care; he's in heaven right now

>>8260517
>>8260433
>>8260525
>there's a commotion and the sound of something breaking backstage.

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>>8260517
...

>Mew stares at Hilbert, watching him.
...How. I... you're a mortal, right? ...You're supposed to be basically doing what the buizel's doing right now. I...

>>8260350
'Sup.

>>8260433
Honestly, so far it's great. ...Not really a fan of the music in the mornings, though, but that's just a personal preference.

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>>8260439
i guess that i'm here i'll enjoy the show
>knife drunksad looking at the gay strippers

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>>8260439
...
Everybody seems to hate me.
I try to make friends, but they all leave.
...

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>>8260550
GUESS WHO'S JOINING THIS PARTY?
>And thus, the source of the backstage commotion is discovered.
GOOD EVENING, CASTELIA!
>>8260565
Oh, hello! It has been far, far too long, mon amie.
>How the fuck is a quadruped managing the pole? I don't know, but he's doing it.

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>>8260550
>Too drunk too care
>>8260565
Wha' 'm fine...
>Hilbert goes to take another swig, but ends up choking and sputtering instead at an unexpected moan
wha'?

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>>8260525
Uuuuuh buddy?

>>8260565
More mass equals more alcohol before passing out simple scieeence
SCIENCE

>>8260550
We should probably leave soon and fast

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>>8260594
i understand you, people tend to get scared of me too, being full of blades and all

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>>8260565
A little change i' the mornin' lineup shoul' be pretty simple. Thanksh for the heads up!
>>8260616
I'm not shure if partaking would be blashphemy or not...
>>8260608
I... I can't even make th' usual pun here. Wow, tha's impressive.

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>>8260618
>More moans
>Writhes around, in ineffable bliss

>>8260608
>Deer's skills only further strengthen the rush

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>>8260674
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnop
iiits
>He can't get the rest of the sentence out through all that moaning and just slides the booze over with a shaky hand, knuckles whiting out from his death grip on the counter

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>>8260625
...
>Sighs
Looks like we have the same problem...

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>>8260608
Oh deeer goddddd

>>8260616
Uhhh?

>>8260565
Byyy the way, yur welcome to go to the station and tell the porehs what would you like o listen

>>8260691
Hah he looks like hes getting his mind blow

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>>8260608
Ah, good evening, deerie. And how have you been~?
>Mew: Happily watch the deer pole-dance

>>8260616
>>8260719
...Oooh, there it is.
>Mew accepts the bottle and calmly pours and drinks a shot.

>>8260618
...You're starting to sound like Steel Dad.

>>8260674
Nah, it's not blasphemy. I mean... if you stole it it's blasphemy, but I'm not hearing Dad being angry, so I think he just misplaced a bottle.

...But yeah, the whole point of its existence is because it's the only 'alcohol' strong enough to get us Legendaries and Mythicals drunk.

>>8260725
Why, thank you.

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>>8260724
yeah, i can be your friend
what's your name?
i'm adri

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>>8260742
I have been well, mon amie~.
I've been enjoying the theater, addressing a regrettable little problem that drew my attention, and shaping my garden.
Enjoyable pastimes, surely, but I have missed having company~.
>Stop spinning for a moment, take a shot while upside-down, continue.
>>8260719
Just relax and enjoy the experience, friend.

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>>8260517
His face the laser comes out his face you can call him laserface

>>8260742
Wanna meet that dad
Hey would that liquor help with that

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>>8260767
I don't really have a name...
So call me whatever you want, I guess.
...
You won't push me away, right?
I know I stink, but...that doesn't bother you, I hope.

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>>8260840
>>8260725
>>8260691
>Get up
>Crawl towards deer
>Sit at the base of the pole, staring up at the deer god, panting from the rush
>Intent stare

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>>8260852
don't worry, i won't i guess i'll call you gar, how does that sound?

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>>8260882
You okay, lil' buddy...?
>>8260840
Regret'ble lil' problem? Soundsh like something to throw m'buddies and I at, if I may be sho bold.
Gardening's great, though, I've gotta Starf plant that's m'pride an' joy far's growin' goes.

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>>8260742
>Grabby hands are made for the booze, accompanied by a strangled whining
>>8260847
hehhhh...
>A chuckle is one of the few things Hilbert can manage right now
>>8260840
k
>The drunk slumps just against either Necrozma and completely zones
>Or if a different character is closer he slumps against that one instead

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>>8260912
...
Gar...
I like it...

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>>8260840
Wowww...
A problemmm you say?

>>8260882
>Just watch the Buizel go on his mission
>A mission from God, or at least a god

>>8260982
Heeeeeeeeeeehhh...

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>>8260847
The liquor in question might not be able to accomplish that, but it is a religious experience so to speak.
>>8260965
Ah, your compatriots have already been of great assistance already. As it is, it's just tying up the loose ends.
>>8260882
Why, hello there? What seems to be on your mind?
>Dancing continues, carefully.

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>>8260997
not the most clever of names but pretty good, i'm all ears, if you want to talk
and if someone is hurting your feeling call me and i'll make them apologize

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>>8260882
>Mew giggles at this.
Sorry, he's taken~
>>8260840
I've mostly just been having a bit of fun with some of our children. Not always does that end up with the best result, but... eh. At least my latest screwup didn't end up with me captured and thrown in a lab. Again.
>Take another shot, then set the bottle of godbooze aside. Two is plenty for the small mythical.
>>8260982
No, no. Once is enough, my friend.

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>>8261017
>For some reason this makes Hilbert laugh even harder, and he ends up snorting
>>8261047
whyyyyyyyy

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>>8260965
>>8261017
>>8261018
>>8261047
...
>Keeps staring, completely enamored
>Heavy panting and twitching continues

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>>8261018
Intereeeesting
One shot for now and iffffffff maybe a bottle for later

>>8261067
Bbecause

>>8261077
Go for it budddddy

>>8261047
Scuse me lady...
>pour one shot of Arceus finest
>DOWN IT

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>>8261077
>Dubsfail
>Between the euphoric effects of the booze, and the entrancing movements of the deer, Buizel can't contain himself

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>>8261047
I'm glad to hear that, mi amore~.
I would very much enjoy having a little more fun, a lighter tone to the music.
As for the, ahem, lab incident, you have my condolences.
>>8261077
Look, but don't to-
>>8261119
Oh, my.

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>>8261116
>ohfuck
>the sound of thunderstorms but centered around one's brain case
>and explosions
>and in between it all, a voice roars...
>"SCIENCE"

>>8261119
>>8261141
>Is too busy having a revelation to see what is going on

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>>8261116
>>8261119
>>8261167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

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>>8261141
>Oh my, indeed
>Lewd Buizel noises
>Rubs away without a care in the world

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>>8261211
>. . .
This is now a private party.
>A wall of vines blocks off the Legendary Party Zone.
You are the one exception to the 'no gatecrashers' rule.
>>8261167
>>8261183
I was not exaggerating about it being a religious experience!
>Two shots, keep spinnin'.

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>>8261167
>SCIENCE
>SUPER SCIENCE
>HYPER SCIENCE
>Multiple billions of petabytes of information all at once

>>8261183
>>8261211
>The outside world is calling

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>>8261067
>Mew giggling.
Because there isn't enough to go around if you hog all of it~

>>8261119
>>8261211
>Mew giggles again.
Well, that's not something I expected.

>>8261141
It's fine. I'm fine now. ...And I wouldn't mind having a bit of fun... together~

>>8261167
>>8261116
>Mew watches the nerd with interest.

>>8261270
>Directly transmitted into the super nerd's brain
AND GOD SAID: "LET THERE BE SCIENCE"

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>>8261265
...
>Stop rubbing
...
>Reach out slowly
>Hug leg
>No grinding, just...hugs it, panting

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>>8261265
A religioush experiensh, you shay...?
>>8261211
>>8261270
>Look at Buizel and Streambro.
>He makes a fateful decision.
>>8261299
Kindly stahp me if thish is a bad idea...
>John pours a shot of Godly Booze and imbibes.

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>>8261348
(DRINK)

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>>8261265
Hmmmmm
>Some sort of agreement is mumbled towards Xerneas
>He's probably converting to Arceusism later
>>8261270
uhhh...
>Hilbert snaps his fingers in front of SB

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>>8261032
People push me away because of my body...

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>>8261348
>>8261357
>BOOM
>...
>...
>...there may be no instant technological revelation, but, surely, S.B. feels smarter
>Time to return to the mortal world

>>8261369
OH HELLO

>>8261350
HA HA......

>>8261351
IT WILL BE WORTH IT

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>>8261384
don't worry, i won't push you away i promise, gar
i don't mind how you look

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>>8261350
>Mew observes this, her gaze flicking up to Deerie every so often.
>As soon as he seems to not be all right with this, she's going to gently pry the otter away.

>>8261351
Naw, go ahead.

>>8261369
>He wasn't already?
>...Eh, well, he's enlightened now.
>Gods walking the earth will do that.

>>8261409
You all right there? Had a bit of a talk with Steel Dad or something?

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>>8261299
I would be delighted, mi amore~.
Once the current festivities have concluded, we can catch up more personally~.
>>8261350
Are you alright, little one? That was quite an experience you had.
>>8261351
Oh, my, someone is feeling bold.
>>8261409
>Nod

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>>8261457
>He believed but he wasn't a worshipper, you know?
>He'll probably go put a tiny shrine in his apartment
>>8261409
siiiiiirrrrrrrr?

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>>8261460
>>8261457
...
>Hug leg a little tighter
>Seems completely overwhelmed by the events of the last few minutes, and doesn't know how to respond
>Body is still shaking and twitching as the booze wears off
...

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>>8261457
The Father of Machines put his finger into my brain and rearranged my neurons

>>8261460
>Nod back

>>8261511
Everything is completely fine

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>>8261457
>>8261460
>IT BEGINS
>John shakes just a little, completely disconnected with reality for a bit.
>He's in for one heck of a ride...

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>>8261428
...
Others have said that to me before.
...
Can you...prove it through your actions?
I can't trust words anymore.

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>>8261550
uhhh.... you suuuuuure?
>>8261590
ohhh my

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>>8261550
Yep, sounds like Steeldad all right.

>>8261539
...You all right? ...Care to share with us what was going through your head?

>>8261460
Sounds like a plan~

>>8261590
>Mew smiles softly as she watches this.
>Always fun to see the rare event of a mortal having a taste of Arceus's nectar.

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>>8261599
Okay, if words are *hic not enough
>adri drunkly kisses gar
>evens on the cheek
>odds on the mouth

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>>8261607
Very sure. I even feel less drunk.

>>8261539
Do you feel better now?

>>8261590
Revelation incoming

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>>8261590
>John twitches and gasps, eyes wide as headlights.
>Having your muscle memory realigned entirely and witnessing not-your-flashbacks tends to do that.
>>8261627
He looks over slowly, before it really kicks in.

>>8261671
>(FUG I BLAME THE LIQUOR)

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>>8261627
>>8261650
>His voice is extremely shaky
I...d-don't...know...
C...an-t....describe...
...
>Cling to deer leg
I...d-on't k-now...
>Hugs it tighter

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>>8261681
Such an experience is world-shaking to even the most stalwart, young one.
Take your time.

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>>8261681
>The Mew gives the Buizel a comforting smile, going over to gently rub his back.
Shhh... it's all right. Take time to collect your thoughts.

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>>8261709
>And then the yelling starts.
>Oh, deer, that sound is not supposed to come out of a human throat.
>There is way too much Extremely Important Information being run through the dude's head for him to keep up.
>The clash of steel on stone on wood on everything else all mixed with the sounds of a dojo echo his head at a deafening volume.

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>>8261709
>>8261742
>Pants heavily, and continues to shake
I-c-can't...
Don't...k-know....
I...d-don't....
D-don't...
>Trembles violently, in a state of shock

>>8261628
So, do you belive me now or should i do more actions to prove myself?
-adri the drunk bisharp

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>>8261628
...
>Blushes a little
Oh, uh...thanks.
...
That's...the first kiss I've gotten.
>>8261781
I mean...I just met you. This sort of thing takes time...

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>>8261761
>The Mew quickly encircles John with a bubble shield, to mute the unearthly sound.
>Mainly so people outside the sectioned-off-with-vinewalls area don't make the wild tales of whatever's going on inside even wilder. Or try to bust in and save John.

>>8261773
>Meanwhile, she pulls the otter into a hug.
Shhh... shhh... it's okay... it's okay...

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>>8261681
>>8261773
>Pet the otter

>>8261671
>>8261761
By the gods...

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>>8261801
>The sound echoes in the bubble, silent to the outside world.
>Until finally, it stops.
>John goes limp for a moment, awash in the tides of the unearthly experience until it finally lets him go.

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>>8261834
>Mew lets the bubble pop, then floats from the otter to John.
Are you all right...?

>>8261792
Sorry i'm just a bit drunk sorry for the flirting
-adri

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>>8261801
>>8261813
>Tears roll down his cheeks, as he breathes frantically and heavily, tightly holding onto the cat for comfort
>His mind and body can't take the shock

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>>8261851
I...
w-whoa...
>bonk.
>Good news, he's still alive. Passed out, exhausted, and probably still reeling, but alive.

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>>8261851
Perhaps it is time to conclude the evening out.
>>8261874
>Attempt to comfort the bui.

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>>8261834
>>8261876
...wow

>>8261874
You... sleep

>>8261889
I... agree....
>Pass out

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>>8261866
It's the first time i actually met a garbodot, people say that they smell horrible, you don't smell that bad
Maybe the smell is some sort of poison, and it doesn't affect steel types
Either that or i'm with a cold

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>>8261876
>Mew makes sure he's comfortable, then returns to the otter.

>>8261874
Shh... shhh...
>Mew gently and comfortingly runs her paws down Buizel's back
>Best mom gives best comfort snugs.

>>8261889
...Perhaps. I suppose I shall teleport everyone home, then. For most of them, it would be much safer than letting them find their own way home.
>Mew reads the mind of everyone in the sectioned-off-with-vines area, gaining knowledge of where they live
>She then uses this knowledge to teleport everyone safely to their own beds.
>She adds something for the Buizel- a Mew plushie, with a comforting, motherly scent to it.

>This leaves Deer God, Mew, and a probably-half-empty bottle of Arceus's nectar.
>Mew gently kisses the deer's cheek.
Now... off to have that bit of fun we were planning on~?

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>>8261932
Most certainly~.
>Vines: gone.
>And off they go.

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>>8261932
>Buizel is teleported into his bed
>His body and mind are still reeling in shock
>Tightly holds the plushie, and slowly cries and sobs himself to sleep

>>8261931
Either way...I'm glad you aren't bothered by it.
>Garbodor later follows her home
-Gar

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>>8261989
no problem gar, well i'm going to my apartment i need to sleep good night gar
>adri waddles drunkly waddles out of the bar and goes to her apartment

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Hello.
If anyone is interested in purchasing a used squeaky toy and instructional video on how to properly use it, notify me and a Porygon will appear from your device to sell it to you.

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>>8258967
Liquids generally

>>8262817
I think we all saw how it was 'used'. Although I hesitate to call anything about that proper.

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>>8262859
I don't disagree.
The offer still stands however, I'm sure someone will be interested.
If not I suppose I'll just upload the footage to a public site where people can watch it freely.

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>>8262902
...How much?

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I passed out but thanks for the ice cream mystery man hilbert, wherever you are.

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>>8262957
200P.
I may be able to be convinced to lower the price, if that is too much for you.

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>>8263112
Shut up and take my slightly damp and possibly toxic money cyber duck.

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Good mooorning PAR

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>>8263135
Affirmative!
>Porygon emerges from your device, holding the squeaky toy and a USB stick, presumably with the footage of how the squeaky toy was used on it
Thank you for your purchase.

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>>8263175
>maniacal_cackle.mp4
Pleasure doing business with you.

>kelp draggo returns to it's underwater lair
>displayed upon pedestals and shelves made of rounded and carved stone that line every inch of the cave beyond the pool which serves as the grotto's entrance way, rest dozens of artifacts, some innocuous, some seemingly of value, and some that are simply bizarre
>among them, the scorched sign of a restaurant thought to have been an underground Pokemon slaughterhouse, a small still set up in a few hollowed out bean cans, a high-quality gasmask made to resemble a Plague Doctor's garb, a sticky note with the name of a long defunct Discord server, a doggo-sized wheelchair, several dozen high-res close-ups of a Skitty's horrifying penis, a stolen and defective Dusk Stone, a cassette tape of Unova police phone logs detailing a surprisingly clear recording of the claims of an increasingly hysterical woman, the Liberty Bell Ruby for some reason, a list of documents detailing an increasingly absurd inter-regional conspiracy, a framed and signed take out bag from McGhetsis, and now a recently 'used' squeeky toy and a flash drive containing... well. You know.
>If this was Shadowrun, I'd assume it to be some kind of Blood Magic Ritual.
>This is creepy as shit either way.
>Also, Windows 10 has informed me that Chuck Berry just died, that sucks.

how is it every day i wakeup mew is doing more and more things i thought legendaries were for GMing not for normal interactions

>>8263293
whyd you delete your post familia?

>>8263306
(Dont want to stir shit)

anyone want to start calling darke bronzemember with me

>>8263370
once its out there its out there fampai

>>8263243
(Legendairies are not for explusively GMing purposes)
(Sure that is their main reason but they are allowed to just random comfyposts or for plot related shit)
(Like Mew just having Fun Drinking with other characters is OK)
(The main 3 Big GM legendairies are Arceus, Dialga and Palkia, all other legendaires only really are for GMing if the previously mentioned 3 Legendairies Roleplayer is offline)

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>>8258999

>>8263146
hey

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>>8263146
Good morning ribbons!

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>>8263848
Hey An, how are you today?

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>>8263857
I just woke up! I think I'm gonna play with some colours today.

How are you today?

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>>8263874
Doing well so far, think I'm gonna make pancakes for breakfast.

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>>8263146
Good morning sylvie!

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>>8263887
Walks by carrying a blue Squeaky toy

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>>8263926
Do not
>>8263887
>kissu the cute fox
Morning hun

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>>8263926
...
>heavy breathing
Where did you find that?

>>8263944
>kissu cute sylvie back
are you making pancakes?

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>>8263970
Yeah you want some?

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>>8263926
>Porygon is in the computer again
>Zoom in on the squeaky toy
>Recording...

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>>8264049
OUT

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>>8264037
Yeah for sure!

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>>8264065
It's pancake time then!
>head into the kitchen and distract self from the inevitable one sylveon one squeaker video
>make dem 'cakes

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>>8264058
Alright, alright. I'll leave.
>Porygon attempts to hide behind one of the desktop icons
>Still recording everything

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>>8264078
>runs into the kitchen.

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>>8264102
>mixing pancake batter
So I was thinking I'd try and get that z crystal you got me set in a pendant or something today.

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>>8264102
>>8264117
>Interest in initial target lost
>Porygon emerges from the computer and attempts to stealthily follow the two other Pokemon
>Start new recording

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>>8264094
>[YOU'VE GOT MAIL]
>100P, +50 for the squeaky. The Archive is Open to negotiations.
> - Yours Truly, Curator Alcock

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>>8264117
That sounds like a great idea! how do we do that though?

>>8264129
>notices pory

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>>8264156
>chew on Zoros Squeeky toy
>lewdly

>>8264117
>makin pancakes, makin bacon panckes

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>>8264156
Take it to a jeweler i suppose?
>pour batter on hot pan

>>8264203
>bacon pancaaaaaakes

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>>8264139
>Your offer is very generous, I shall see what I can do for you.

>>8264156
...
>Slowly float behind a wall out of sight
>Pause recording

>>8264201
>Recording No.1 re-initiated

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>>8264201
.....
>jump from chair
>attempt to snatch toy back

>>8264205
Do we know one?

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>>8264240
Your no fun
>>8264205
Ooh pancakes
You know I once read online about a recipe for 'special' waffles
I bet they taste Great

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>>8264240
I'm sure there's one in Castelia
>flip pancake

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>>8264262
Well i saw what you did to the last one!
>squeak

>>8264264
Oh yeah.
>sniffs
Those smell great!

>squeak

L U C Y
U
C
Y

>>8264277
checked

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>Buizel wakes up, his fur matted with dried tears
>Still hugs the plushie tightly, his head throbbing in pain and confusion, unable to focus fully

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>>8264262
>Beep
Special waffles?
>Porygon starts searching online for recipes

>>8264264
Yes, there is one in Castelia.
Would you like me to give you the location and directions from here?

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>>8264262
I've seen the recipe and you'd have to tie me down to get enough of me for them.

>plate pancake for Zorro

>start another cake

>>8264294
Didn't I tell you to leave?
>sighs
I guess if you're going to be helpful you can stay, so sure.

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>A man walks into a restraunt somewhere in the world
FOR LORD MCGHETSIS
>explodes

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>>8264319
...... What?

>>8264319
Allahu Snackbar

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>>8264294
you can just do that!?

>>8264305
Awwww yeah!
>just inhales the pancake

>>8264319
He likes McGhetsis more than i do!

>>8264319
Aloha Snackbar

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>>8264305
You did and I apologize for the constant intrusions.
However I cannot leave until I am certain who I am searching for is not here.
Anyway, I did offer to give you directions.
>Porygon downloads directions to the nearest jeweler in Castelia and prints off a paper map for the Sylveon and Ninetails

>>8264350
Yes I can.
I can do many things, despite being an outdated model of Porygon.

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>Birb disassembles the horrific blowjob machine in the basement
>Try to convert it into something semi-useful

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>>8264363
>munching on a cake of her own
Do you want some pancakes?

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>>8264419
>The good news is, the mechanical abomination is particularly well put together for being a rusted hulk of scrap metal and rubber hosing
>the bad news is, there's not much that can be salvaged without ripping the handful of still-working mechanical components apart

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>>8264430
Yes please.
I've always wanted to try food, although I have never had the chance before now.

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>>8264469
>fry up a pancake for the pory
Alright comin' right up
>>8264350
Did you enjoy the pancakes?

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>>8264469
but .... how?

>>8264470
oh yeah i did!

>squeak

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>>8264292
>He is still in shock from yesterday; what he experienced being far too much for his mind to process and understand
>If it wasn't for the mew plushie and it's calming scent, he'd probably break down entirely
>Starts crying and shaking again, unable to cope

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>>8264470
>Activate olfactory sensors
It smells amazing already, I'm going to download a recipe for this so I can replicate it back at base.
Thank you.
>Porygon attempts to find recipes for pancakes online

>>8264475
>Rotate Pory_Head 45 degrees sideways
What do you mean how?

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>>8264507
>try to flip pancake onto plate
Here you go

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>>8264507
>>8264512
>watching intensifies.

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>>8264512
>Porygon takes a byte out of the pancake
>Processing taste
...This is good.

>>8264519
>Zoom in on Ninetails

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>>8264541
Glad you like it though I guess you don't have much to go off of.
>>8264519
>boop Zorro
Whatchu lookin at so hard?

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I found a nice family photo.

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>>8264541
>tilts head
>watching pory eat

>>8264616
That porygon!

>>8264617
>dialga fat ass etc

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>>8264628
Never seen one before?

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>>8264617
>Mew retrieves the photo of her dad and big brothers
Thaaaaaank you.
>He gives the anon a huge diamond as payment.

>Time to deliver this to the nearest manifestation of Arceus.

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>>8264616
Thank you, I think my boss would enjoy these.

>>8264628
>Zoooooom
>You can hear a faint whirring noise coming from Porygon
Why are you staring at me?

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>>8264639
no not in real life!

>>8264673
What is that noise? is it good?

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>adri wakes up hungover
ughh.. my head

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>Loaded up on heavy machinery, the S.S. Libra is slowly towed towards the port of Gateon
>Yanmega, Sandslash and the others are inside the ship as it gets moved
>Thankfully, it's a smooth ride

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>>8264691
>Whirring stops
Do not worry about the noise, it doesn't mean anything.
So...what do you two do for fun around here?

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>>8264752
We battle a lot!
we also like to dig holes. what about you?

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>>8264773
>>8264752
>>8264639
>Muk: silently watch from the doorway

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>>8264796
Hey Muk you want some pancakes too?

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>>8264796
oh hey muk!

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>>8264811
...
I guess.
>Slide up to them

>>8264820
Hey. How are you guys?

>>8264696
>caress butt

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>>8264857
>make some more tasty pancakes for friend

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>>8264773
I am not much of a battler.
I also do not dig holes, I mainly just wander through cyberspace in my spare time.

>>8264857
Hello, nice to meet you.

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>>8264734
>Sandslash is sleeping, wrapped up in a blanket in the captain's quarters
>the magic that had turned him into an alolan Sandslash has worn off, so he's back to normal
>the gentle movements caused by the ship being towed keeping him happily asleep