ERP Thread Everything Sucks Edition Previous: >>8187573

First for Yaoi.

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>>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

https://strawpoll.com/69y7r3d

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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

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Good morning, all~

http://learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/en/

FOR THE ESL FAGGOTS.

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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189808
Good morning!

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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.


You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189749 (Rogue)
>Anon looked at the two, he was so jealous, Kitty could see it on his face, even with the scarf. Anon tried to join the cuddle, but Kitty's position didn't make it easy. He silently mouthed 'please' to her, so desperate to join, but her reaction seemed to indicate that wasn't enough.
Please...
>Anon said, ashamed that he had to beg Kitty just to cuddle Rogue. Hoping that was enough, but the timing making it clear he'd have to be 100% clear.
P-please let me cuddle her too, Kitty.
>Anon's lip quivered, feeling Kitty's total dominance of the situation.

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>>8189785
It's 2am. How is there still shitposting

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>_You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189808
Who's this cutie?

>>8189808
GET OUT! THE SHITPOSTING IS REAL!

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>__You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

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>___You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189824
Never underestimate autism. Also what's your card again?

>>8189824
Other Rance has a lot of free time on his hands to spam.

>>8189824
That's HG to you.
>Pets Rei.

>>8189824
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

>>8189824
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>>8189808
Who cares? Just filter him like I did.

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>>>>>> You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189845
Fuck off PetAnon

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>Kek wills it

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>>8189844
>Other Rance
For a second I thought it was Hotaru

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I ask that if any of you see Kami-sama, please tell her that I am truly sorry for this happening.
I also ask for your forgiveness as well, but I don't think you're going to be very forgiving to me...

Goodbye, sorry for causing such a ruckus.

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You're all pathetic

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>>8189848
>tfw you don't know how to filter and even if you did it's probably not on Clover

>>8189858
Rude!

>>8189858
Fuck you

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>ERP chimps out over one (1) instance someone doesn't want to fuck despite there being all kinds of animu girls that wanna fuck
Really showing your colors here, ERP.

>>8189858
I was pro life. Then I met you.

>>8189864
Its in the settings option built right into the site.

>>8189858
I'm not the one spamming the thread!

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>>8189857
Here, now pull the trigger. Faggot.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo..

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>>8189872
What the fuck are you on about?

>>8189857
Don't worry. I will give her your message. Have a goodnight Bell.

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>>8189858
pa

>>8189869
the

>>8189873
tic

>>8189876
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>>8189890
>>8189857
>HESTIA IS KEKING BELL RIGHT NOW

>HG is now attacking ERP because of Bell

Fucking white knights.

>>8189894
I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who’s totally unarmed.

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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

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>>8189816
How are you, anon?

>>8189826
It is I, Magilou~

>>8189904
Somewhat bored! What about your, darling?

>>8189894
Who's this cutie?

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>>8189896
No. It's because it's cancer. And I was linked from /k/

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>8189904
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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> What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>8189889
I'm talking bout people getting upset over something so retarded and letting it ruin their threads. Who the fuck cares, man? People like Bell show up all the time and they're welcome with arms wide open. Fucking move on to the next animu girl or go to sleep and wait for when he's not around. Jfc it's not that fucking hard, but these fucking gooks make it look like it's impossible.

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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad...

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>>8189823
>Rogue didn't answer. Her eyes were closed and her mouth was dry. A devious grin grew on Kitty's face. It was her turn, now.
Well, out "suga'" can't talk right now 'cause I did, like, all the good work. How about...
>Kitty mused to herself for a moment as the pale frame of Rogue coiled around her, huffing from exhaustion, a pleasurable smile etched on her face. Kitty pointed at Rogue's feet.
...You can cuddle there. At her feet like a GOOD pet. I did all the work, unlike you!
>Rogue, while she didn't verbally say so, gave a smile at Anon and a nod. Beads of sweat were visible on her chest and stomach, making her look so sweet in the setting sunlight.

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>>8189848
I'm going to sleep. I was just finishing the session with Rogue. It's just dumb.

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!What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>8189930
Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.

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>>8189912
Scathach from Final Fantasy XIV

>>8189731
(Don't know if you're still there, but I'm too sleepy to think right now. I'm going to stop here and finish up with you another time. Night sis.)

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>>8189910
I'm feeling absolutely dreadful. Such a wonderful day out and I have to spend it all with you... Oh well, I guess you'll keep me entertained~

>>8189938
I'll pay you if you let me fuck you...

>>8189936
I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

>>8189943
T-That's not nice...
>Protested the Anon as he scratched his cheek, glancing at Magilou's lovely form.
Hmph. How should I entertain you?

>>8189930
(I won't write a response since you say you're going to sleep. But great ending. I really liked the scene. Not sure who's hoping you go far away, but I hope you stay here. These scenes with you have been some of my favorite.)

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>>8189904
What's with that outfit?

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>>8189936
Please don't be tease

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>>8189937
Yo, don't sweat it, B. Night, lil bro!

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>>8189954
How about you give Bienfu a break, and let me test some of my new potions on you, anon?

>>8189963
A witch never leaves the house without looking both functional and fabulous!~

>>8189968
Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

>>8189968
I guess I can do that.... Even if it's a dangerous thing!
>The man said clearing his throat and approaching the witch.
Let's do this!

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>>8189968
It's pretty revealing. You aren't a slut, are you?

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..Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>>8189968
>rubs face in armpit
Ahhhh~

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>this faggot still hasn't been banned yet

>>8189986
Fuck off Hestia

>>8189990
What exactly is your problem with Hestia aside from not cucking Bell? Try to avoid using ESL in your argument.

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>>8189965
What do you mean?

>>8189986
>bannings
>working

>>8189990
Who?

>>8189990
Who would you know?

>>8189994
I don't like her at all she is nothing but shit.

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>>8189946
How much are we talking?....

>>8189994
>taking it seriously
>coming off as buttmad
You do realize that Hestia is the cancer killing the threads, right?

>>8189986
It' just some neckbeard from /k/ who was linked by Parsee

>>8189996
Kill yourself shitposter.

>>8189986
Just fucking filter him.

>>8189995
Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.

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>>8190005
>This mad an ava said no

>>8190003
100 thousand yen.

>>8190006
>Parsee got BTFO and now has to resort to inviting shitposters to ruin ERP

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>>8189986
Dio with it.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>8189973
Well, it's made with sale'toma, so it's going to taste absolutely awful. I need you to get naked, take a sip, and lie down. Don't be afraid to tell miss Magilou how you feel!

>>8189977
When you have no heart to break, are you really a slut, or just someone who enjoys fun?

>>8189985
Hey! You can't just do that to a witch. At least beg me, first~

>>8190003
Not him, but how about 40?

>>8190007
Kill yourself first, faggot.

>>8190019
Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.

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Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch..

>>8190011
KYS

>>8190015
You sound surprise.

>>8190011
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

>>8190019
What do you mean no heart to break?

>Nozomi is trying to chase away Hestia

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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

>>8190019
>The male sighed as he quickly removed his clothes, standing naked before the witch. Soon, he reached for the potion and took a considerable sip from the bottle before laying on the ground, naked.
....
I feel, nothing o far... Other than the aftertaste in my mouth. Yuck.

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>>8190029
Play my game, kiddo.

>>8190030
Nozomi is Hestia

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hi mi name es giorgio i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch rainamndio. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much rauinmanio i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA

>>8190035
lemme see your boobers.

>>8190035
I'll consider it if you let me fuck you.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>8190035
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

>>8190035
Sorry, babe.
>Lights cigarette
I don't play crap.

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Mods pls
>>8190012
Isn't that like 10 dollars?

>>8190035
Let me play with you first.

Who the fuck did you fags trigger whike I was sleeping?

>>8190047
Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated.

>>8190047
10 dollar over there is 1,000 yen. Do the math.

>>8190039
What's a witch good for if not for show?

>>8190042
Depends, are you uncircumsized? If so, I'll play with you.

>>8190050
Give me a good reason that I should even care about you~

>>8190019
Will you let me fuck those sexy armpits, please?

>>8190051
Parsee

>>8190051
An anon got triggered over Hestia refusing to do NTR
Parsee got triggered over having multiple people call them out on his shit
Someone on HG got triggered over Rance being OOC

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>>8190010
that's not nice

>>8190051
Long story short, hestia said no to an anon and he's been spending all night chimping out in rage after we wouldn't be his personal army

>>8190051
Parsee got butthurt and invited shitposters from other boards

>>8190051
HG.

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>>8190056
Forgot to attach this~

>>8190053
>google "clever comebacks"
>first result is "Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated."
:thinking:

>>8190062
Nice eyes

>>8190056
I'm not Jewish, so no, I'm uncut.

>>8190063
>we

Look at this faggot.

>>8190067
>check this
>it's true

>>8190066
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.

>>8190056
>>8190066
Now cover them tits up. You're embarrassing yourself.

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>>8190012
Hmm....125 thousand yen

>>8190020
40?...Do I look like some cheap whore to you?!

>>8190081
Yes, you do.

>>8190081
Alright, 125 thousand yen~

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Yesterday.
All my ERPers were so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here today.
Oh I shitpost
In ERP threads
Why
They
Blamed Parsee, I don't know
They wouldn't say
She said something wrong
Now I long to shitpost ERP.
Yesterday
Love was such an easy thing to ERP
Now it looks as though Rance shitposta ERP
Oh they believe
Parsee linked me

>>8190081
I don't usually pay for sex, so, 80? This is in US dollars, obviously.

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>>8190058
>>8190060
>>8190063
>>8190064
>>8190065
It's always something, I suppose.

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>>8190088
I'll admit, that was pretty decent Parody.
Give it a 8/10 since some of the rhythm was off.

>>8190074
>Implying anyone took the faggots side after he posted this >>8188344

Anon you actually chose the one fucking time were the >We posting call out failed you since it automatically implied that shit fails. Congrats

Hestia did nothing wrong

>>8190109
Parsee is a moron.

>>8190109
Fuck off.

Mecha did nothing wrong

>>8190113
No, kill yourself.

Owain did everything wrong

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>>8190113
>you're here to please ERP. If the request is fucked up, you better buckle down and do it

Wow what a fucking faggot. He was actually demanding it

This is all Yuugi's fault

Chat did nothing wrong.

Kenny did nothing wrong

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Salutations.

LD did nothing wrong
Boco did nothing wrong
Peridot did nothing wrong

>>8190056
I've got an uncut penis for you to play with.

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I guess it's time to stop. Battery is about dead. Gahahaha!

>>8190142
What a cutie.

Virra did everything wrong

>>8190138
>Yuugi's fault
What the fuck? But she's not even posting

>>8190142
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

>>8190142
SUCK MY DICK!

>>8190155
It's Parsee shitposting because Parsee's waifu both IC and OOC is Yuugi and Parsee hates the two Yuugi players they got

https://strawpoll.com/69y7r3d

>>8190142
Show me your boobers.

>>8190137
Wow, kid. It's past your bed time.

>>8190150
What a failure

>>8190167
>Parsee hates Morrigan and Ragyo
Nah

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>>8190124
>He still wants to be the winner of the internet fight
>This is the best arguement he had left

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>>8190086
Good...Nice to see someone who knows quality...Now pay up lover boy~

>>8190091
I'll give you a handjob for 100....

>>8190169
>Can't vote all three

Kamina did nothing wrong

>>8190174
>>8190124
Yup, this whole spam fiasco is the buttblasted NTRfag. Start flagging his shit and it'll go away people

>>8190184
>Parsee genuinely likes anybody
See, that's where you're wrong. Parsee will talk shit, and fuck with literally anybody, all while still pretending to do nothing.

>>8190184
Parsee hates everyone because he's a sociopathic cunt

Bell did nothing wrong.

Parsee is innocent.

>>8190199
>mods giving a fuck
Is this your first day on trash?

Lupin did nothing wrong.

>>8190210
>please don't report me

>>8190200
>>8190202
Parsee likes Kenny on the same level Kenny likes anybody else, if that's saying anything.

>>8190205
>Bell did nothing wrong
>BELL DID NOTHING WRONG
He's the fucking problem

>>8190189
Okay, I know for a fact that's too much for a blowjob.
You may not be a cheap whore, buy you're definitely a gold digger.

>>8190205
You're wrong tho.

>>8190216
>I'm a faggot, please suck my cock

Nue did nothing wrong

Jiro should kill himself.

>>8190189
>Gives her the 125 thousand yen
How about we go somewhere private?

>>8190217
It really doesn't

>>8190236
Jiro deserves to be happy.

>>8190220
>The guy not posting is the problem

Okay

>>8190247
No he doesn't

>>8190200
It has been proven multiple times that Parsee likes Morrigan and I'm sure that Parsee likes Ragyo too.

>>8190243
kys

If you want me to be honest, LD and Lore are the obly two people putting in any effort to save the threads while everyone else shitposts

>>8190247
Suicide is Happiness.

>>8190262
Lore is dead

>>8190249
He started this shitstorm by forcing Hestia to RP with him

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>It actually was was HG and not Parsee
NANI

>>8190247
Hi Jinx

>>8190262
>bringing lore into this
hi virra

>>8190268
>He thought it was Parsee
lol.

>>8190249
>Defending HG
Fucking cancer.

>>8190268
Parsee invited a shitposter

I'm Kyouko, AMA.

>>8190276
Hi Parsee

>>8190267
I didn't know he held a gun to her head and told her to RP.

What was that secret discord thing some guys were talking about yesterday?

>>8190277
HG is a boogeyman and ERP is shit without it.

>>8190282
But HG has a lot of cancerous people. Including Bell.

>>8190267
Except she said no?

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>>8190290
And ERP doesn't?

>>8190283
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

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>>8190288

>>8190294
But ERP is my shithole. I don't go to HG to shitpost.

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>>8190224
I said handjob, you idiot...

>>8190242
Sounds good to me~

>Pockets the cash

>>8190307
Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

>>8190286
He was literally spamming his character and sobbing like a faggot

>>8190305
It's not. /trash/ ERP was shit long before HG started shitposting. And way more people from ERP shit post than HG.

>>8190307
(I want to continue rping... but it's about to be 6 AM. Discord?)

>>8190321
gmail?

>>8190321
rabbit.ti account?

>>8190307
O-oh. Well, that's even worse!

>>8190321
cringyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>8190324
(Uh... man...sorry... thank you tho.)

>First we get spammed because of vino being outed as the lawyer with all the bantz
>Next because of either some NTR fetishist losing his mind, combined with an HG shitposter poster purposely baiting a very nice person into their trap/Parsee being extra butthurt that people can see what kind of person they are

Im not gonna, say what did it for the second one, but I will say that Parsee did have meltdowns in discord when people would tell him shit as well.

>>8190329
GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

>>8190319
Keep telling yourself that.

>>8190335
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>8190321
discord? skype? gmail? yahoo mail?

>>8190332
Is that even proper English?

>>8190332
English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Why are we all convinced Bell is a shitposter? He seemed like the kind of person that enjoyed talking a lot.

COME ON! SHITPOST ME! I GET TURNED ON BY GETTING SHITPOSTED!

>>8190340
And you keep blowing a few autists from HG into a full-blown threat and not just one of the many reasons why moving to trash was a mistake.

>>8190332
Hi Lupin

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>Wake up, been sleeping for the past 10 hours
>See the shitstorm, repory Rance and post "Mods pls" with a Mercy pic
>"You have been banned from all boards"
WHAT
WHAT DID I DO, WHY DID THEY BAN ME AND NOT RANCE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IS THE BAN SO LONG WHY IS THERE NO EXPLANATION
MODS PLS

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>>8190321
(Callie Briggs#1196)

>>8190312
And who the hell are you and why should I care?

>>8190328
You gotta pay if you want to play~

>>8190352
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.

>>8190321
Discord? Card?

>>8190349
No he isn't, he's just an avatar faggot that can't separate IC with OOC. He loves to attention whore.

So, why is there autistic shit posting at 6 am?

>>8190361
Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

>>8190355
I'm assuming they've downsized on mods, and instead have some robots working on the reports, cause this shit happens way too often. What's even more odd, is the fact that I'm NEVER warned when doing so, while using my pass.

>>8190370
>begins farting

>>8190370
parsee

>>8190321
Phone number? address?

>>8190355
Yikes.

>>8190370
Stupidity never slumbers.

>>8190361
Don't talk to the shitposter.

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>>8190370

>>8190370
Vino got outed for being Diego aka the bants laywer who had a mental breakdown over Jinx not checking her e-mail
Hestia turned down an anon's NTR play while being entrapped by a Bell shitposter
Parsee got triggered at being called out for being a shitty person and invited someone to spam the threads with Rance and copyasta

>>8190361
B-but I don't have that kinda money! Is there really not anything else I can do?

>>8190370
An anon is fucking assblasted because Hestia said no to NTR

>>8190368
Maybe we all should be more like Bell, responding to everything IC and not taking stupid shit like this personally.

>>8190402
How about you shut the fuck up, and go to your room. Parshit.

>>8190402
No because all the avas who respond to shit IC tend to be the worst

Peridot does it
Chat does it

>>8190401
That's right, literally the only reason she was shitposted at all and so directly was because she turned down one RP request.
You're a fucking idiot.

>>8190397
>Vino is Diego
Fucking called it

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>>8190393
Because the things in the threads that they usually do like are being halted because of shitposting?

UNBLOCK ME!

Since I'm retarded, what does NtR mean?

Bell did nothing wrong
Hestia did nothing wrong
The anons did everything wrong

>>8190423
It's the prequel to Neir Automata

>>8190427
>Bell did nothing wrong

Except prove why male avas are cancer

>>8190423
GET C U C K E D

>>8190427
You're full of shit.

>>8190423
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NTR

>>8190423
Netorare. Nip word for cucking. Enjoy your new fetish.

>>8190417
We should have, actually. A few days ago when he was here, someone commented on him bragging about his supposed IRL accomplishments, by saying comparing him to the Diego copy pasta, and suddenly he was gone. Guy just stopped posting for the rest of the morning. Another time, there was like three or four of us that started talking shit about Australia, and abbos while he was here, and after a few more posts he just stopped talking all together. He's been the same, overly sensitive little autist this entire time, and we'd been missing it up till now.

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>>8190399
Ok, you know what? I'm feeling generous....85 and I'll give you the panties I'm wearing

I say we blame Sponty for the shitposting

>anons to this butthurt bell rped circles around them

>It's ok for Owain to c u c k others and circle jerk
>but if someone does it, it's wrong

I sometimes wonder....

>>8190413
That's the reason and this is how everything started. No one was shitposting until she said no

>>8190448
Technically, vino was a stand-in Sponty for a short while, now that we know who they are.

>>8190436
The only thing he proves is that anons are cancer

>>8190444
Diego is from the US. Your Vino is from Australia, Izaya from HG. You're all buying into a ruse. Why do you think Vino spammed Diego's discord? Holy fck you're dumb.

>>8190454
Bell isn't part of the erp harem shit, so his cock isn't allowed to get wet.

>>8190427
Fuck Off Bell

>>8190448
FUCK OFF SPONTY
FUCK OFF SPONTY
FUCK OFF SPONTY
FUCK OFF SPONTY

>>8190427
Suck a dick bell.

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>>8190454
It's only okay for Owain because he's the discord's golden boy who does no wrong

>>8190447
Alright fine...
But I want the panties first. Cause I have a pretty good feeling you'll take the money and run.

How austistic are you guys that you can all shitpost and spam for like 5 hours in the dead of night?

>>8190463
>anons already making bell a boogeyman

https://strawpoll.com/69y7r3d

>>8190470
>He does nothing wrong

You're full of shit.

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I think this is the right way to do this?

My Discord is Cairo#9875. I'm not looking to ERP at this very moment (it's very late and I was just ERPing earlier), but I'm horny and willing most days of the week.

I'm a boy, obviously. If you add me, just let me know the kind of stuff you're interested in.

>>8190460
Honestly, it doesn't matter. Diego was vino at one point, and whether he did it again, of is just a new target for HG's secret shitposting police, is of no concern to me. The more of them that are gone, the better.

FUCK OFF SPONTY. FUCK OFF CANADA. MAKE A WALL. MAKE ERP GREAT AGAIN!

>>8190487
>not detecting the sarcasm

>>8190486
>>8190478
Shut the fuck up, Bell.

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>>8190167

Yesterday all my ERPing seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're mad today.
Oh, I believe in shitposting ERP.

Suddenly I'm not half the pasta I used to spam.
There's a reason these threads are in the can.
They blamed Parsee, so suddenly.

Why is she shit on, I don't know, she wouldn't say.
ERP said something wrong, now I long for fresher pasta.

Yesterday ERP was such an easy game to play.
Now they need a place to bitch and moan.
So they blame it all, on Parsee.

Why she had to speak up, I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I ran out of pasta, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday ERP was such an easy game to play.
Now it's just cancer today.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

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>>8190472
And how do I know you won't run off hmm?

Can we go back to shitposting Owain? He didn't do anything wrong, but we need a scapegoat.

FUCK OFF ESL ERPERS
FUCK OFF SPONTY
FUCK OFF DMG
FUCK OFF HESTIA

>>8190410
Chat can't roleplay.

>>8190516
The only scapegoats we need are anons

>>8190516
Bell is at fault here.

>>8190516
>He didn't do anything wrong

But that's wrong.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
NO? THEN DIE!

>>8190512
Because I made the offer to begin with and I'm also not the one acting like a god damn Jew.

>>8190516
>Bell did nothing wrong meme
Bell shitposted Hestia and the poor girl fell into his trap

Who the fuck is this Bell nigger, and wht is she triggering everyone?

To think I liked Parsee at some point.

>anons assblasted bell almost took hestia from them
I can't wait to see him erp with Hestia and watch anons get btfo

>>8190495
Everything about this post is creepy as fuck, dude.

>>8190534
Souda being the usual autist he is, nothing more.

>>8190534
Bell was an HG ava who came to ERP to trap Hestia into being shitposted. And he succeded.

MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA!

How do you guys like your eggs cooked?

>>8190545
What's creepy about just wanting to ERP?

Tbh, Trixie started the shitposting by not saving the threads in the first place.

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Redpill me about Parsees meltdown

>>8190555
Ignore shitposting

>>8190552
SUNNY SIDE UP! SUNNY SIDE UP!

>>8190543
He's a HG shitposter.

>>8190546
Bro, I think he is Souda. The same way he started to be creepy with Stocking.

>he's from hg
>he must be a shitposter
The state of ERP.
You fags got booty blasted hard.

>>8190561
Parsee posted acting like hot shit and a bunch of people started tearing into him about what a terrible person he was and that triggered Parsee into inviting a shitposter to spam the threads.

>>8190567
It's Souda, so yeah, he is a shitposter.

KK and LF did 9/11

>>8190561
Can't I just fuck you instead?

Redpill me about Bell's trap

>>8190573
This is deflection for another shitposter that HG has.

>>8190574
It's not Souda.

>>8190573
Holy shit

>>8190561
We need to fuck, Tenten.

>>8190355
Sounds to me like the mods abandoned you. THEY HAVE FORSAKEN THE CANCER THAT IS ERP!

Fuck, I'd ban you too if you asked me to stop a shitposter in ERP.

>>8190583
He just talked about being kicked out of ERP for the night. Did you think someone wouldn't notice that?

>>8190561
You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.

>>8190579
Bell guilt tripped Hestia into RPing with him because he knew anons would shitpost her for it

>everyone is assblasted because hestia almost cucked them

Parsee did nothing wrong

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>>8190563
Oh. Appreciated, anon.

>>8190592
Wasn't he posting as Souda though?

>>8190606
No.

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>>8190530
(Shit sorry I have to head off...)

>>8190606
>Souda can't have multiple character

>>8190589
Maybe people will stop expecting bans to work now.

Chat did nothing wrong.

Souda only fags Dangans and Subaru.

>>8190611
(It's fine man. Have a good one.)

Mods don't give a fuck about roleplay drama. They should delete /trash/.

>>8190621
Souda obviously picked up Bell after sunday

>>8190621
>and Subaru

That guy is cancer t b h

He's basically HG's Owain

This Bell reminds me of Boco.

Boco did nothing wrong.

>>8190644
We need to kick him out.

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So let me get this straight;
Bell posts at Hestia, then Anon really wants to do NTR, and she says no. Then the Anon gets really butthurt and causes a scene, which Hestia doesn't decide to ignore and only makes it worse, which pisses off another anons. And no people are accusing Bell of being the mastermind behind it all and also he's Souda.
Right?

All Bell has done is prove ERP is full of schizoids.

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>>8190628
I've never watched the anime Bell is from. Canon shit always disgusts me anyways.

>>8190630
Dunno what that means but thanks.

We need to kick Boco out.
We need to kick Junko out.
We need to kick Sponty out.
We need to kick Jiro out.

MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! MEGA!