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ERP Thread Night Moves Edition https://www.youtube.com/watc

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ERP Thread
Night Moves Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c

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>>8184458
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POST CARDS
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>>8187594
OK
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>>8187616
CHANGE
ELIZABETH
PIC
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
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Now can I get some attention now that we're starting?
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>>8187616
Yukari is a old hag.
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>>8187633
>vomits
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>>8187630
It's either that or Shadman.
Your choice.
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>>8187601
Evening usually, I'll try to be on at eight my time
It being three in the morning now
Nite
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>>8187617
((Don't worry, it isn't your fault at all. Let's just put that down to me being ill and dizzy ok?))
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>>8187648
Weren't you solicited other options?
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>>8187642
[Screeches in Hag]
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>>8187576
And why would you want to deny it? It's better to embrace it and suck on many dicks as you can.
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>>8187660
Alright. It's almost one here. I'll see you then.
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>>8187510
Nonsense; it's fine! You were just being protective of your beliefs; I respect that a lot~!
>She warmly giggles and grins, happy to be treated with respect by them. When offered the crown back, she dismissively waves her hand.
Don't worry; you can keep it!
>She reaches through her travel bag, pulling out her purse and, indeed, pulling out a sealed bag containing a crown that looks just as authentic as the crown the grunt has, and putting it on her head.
Princesses always travel with at least one extra crown~
>She pridefully declares, her grin never faltering.
I do seriously like your outfit though, looks so cool~!

>>8187554
It's fine; I really don't care if you are or not, but...
>She returns his naughty look, wetting her lips with her tongue while he pulled her in, humming eagerly while he fondled her.
Oh Rance, you really are a charming man...
>She drapes her arms around him, eyes gazing up at him with delight, idly feeling his armor.
You must be so strong to carry all this stuff around...
>She examines, pressing a small kiss on his armor, right on his armor's right nipple.
And smart, so seeing such a needy little princess like me~!
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(Denial Anon)
(Hope I'm not keeping you too long)

>>8187166
Good boy~
>Rogue purred as he rubbed the dildo across her folds. It wasn't long before her sex started to drool. Kitty groaned.
God, Anon, she meant this!
>Kitty took the dildo from his hand. Soon, she shoved the sizable toy into her mouth, sucking viciously, her tongue lathering it with her lust. Then, pulling back her hair and rolling down her sleeves over her palms, she tackled Rogue and sat on the goth's lap. Kitty ground on her lap as she teased her friend's sex. Kitty looked behind to Anon, covered in clothing, squirming pathetically. Kitty gave Anon an annoyed grin.
Don't you, like, know how to please a girl?
>The toy was sliding ever and slowly closer inside. But never quite going in. Rogue was moaning and cooing, staring at Anon all the while.
Suga', Kitty's being a betta' toy than ya;. That ain't very nice~
>She licked her lips before grabbing Anon's wrist again. Bringing it to Kitty's hand, she made her toy hold it alongside Kitty. Now, not only were clothes between them but Kitty was as well.
You know, like, Anon, you could always go for me? Like, you can actually have sex with me. Wouldn't that be nice? A hot pussy wrapping around you?
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>>8187364(Femanon)
>As Zhali thrusted away into the fem anon, she heard the magic words escape from her lips. Not holding back at all now, Zhali started to thrust into her significantly much more rougher and faster than ever before, slamming the girthy, black rod like a hot-iron piston until Zhali thrusted herself one last time into the girl, jamming her entire length into her and forcing her swollen balls to rub right against her thighs. Letting out a loud, powerful groan, Zhali yelled at the top of her lungs as her cock started to expand with the hot, pearly fluid
"Aghh..!! C-CUMMING!!!!!"
>And in an instant, Zhalis tip quickly started to expel a ludicrous amount of hot, thick torrent of cum straight into the girls tight cunt, quickly forcing the powerful flow of her seed right into her womb. Zhalis balls only started to slightly shudder from how cum she was expelling, completely emptying her balls right into the girls nethers and forcing her entire load right into her walls. Zhali quickly felt the surge of her giant load spill right out the sides of the girls folds, completely giving her balls a coating of her own seed, and coating the girls thighs with the thick, creamy mixture.
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>>8187664
It's a joke, geez.
I'll switch the picture for this one eventually. Hmph.
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>>8187667
BIG
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>>8187663
Alright, alright. Just post sommore blowjobs, qt
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>>8187695
No, that one's almost as bad. Use this one instead.
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>>8187577 (Starfire)
(We need to continue this another time, it's getting late. Night! I hope you liked it!)
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>>8187703
MEATY
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>>8187732
KANGZ
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>>8187732
>>8187732
TITS
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>>8187732
CLAWS
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>>8187690
It’s a natural thing, really! You’re so desirable that I must make you mine! After all, I like having sex with Princesses… Their cunts are usually tighter.
Usually.
>Rance laughed briefly, shaking his head as he looked her plant a kiss on the plate of his chest armor. Grinning, he reached for her form, picking her up with his strong arms, carrying her Princess style.
In that case, allow me to grace your bed with my presence! Let me show you what I have given to Parasoul and Zelda in the past~ Gahahaha!
>Those two names belonging to Princesses or Royalty that Rance had fucked at least once.
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>>8187732
CLAWS
>>8187742
Beat me to it
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>>8187703
Oh my~!
That's a tasty piece of meat...

>>8187723
Fiiiine!
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>>8187473
>Samus is almost surprised by the anon taking charge and pushes her hands away to get a taste of the promised treat.
Oh now you finally grow a pair? Or is this just a dick sucking baby cuck throwing a tantrum?
>Samus's nipple grows longer and harder in the anons mouth.
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>>8187691
>>8187689
(Well this answers my question.)
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>>8187762
>>8187655
Rance, you really gotta keep an eye out where you have yourself.
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>>8187775
Yukari is a sexy hag!
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>>8187726
(was gonna tell you something similar in a little bit anyway! Seeyou!)
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>>8187790
>Someone posting my stuff at HG of all places
For what purpose?
>Someone posting Rance
Imitation is the best form of flattery.
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I like big meaty cocks down my throat.
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>>8187820
Do you like milking them?
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>>8187831
Yes.
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>>8187371
Of course, sweetie.~
>The bovine queen scoops up the Anon in her gentle hands, and carries him off to a convieniently placed bed.
Ah...~
Come now, don't be shy.~
>Excellia pats gently at the Anon's crotch, humming gently to herself.
>>8187371
(Nonon Jakuzure#1450)
Mmmph... it's been so long since I've felt that sensatioooon!~
Soo goooood.~
>Excellia's milk slowly begins to leak, and it tastes utterly sweet... like vanilla cream. How could it taste this good?
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>>8187645
Aw that's OK, you didn't want to live anyway.
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>>8187692
>The femanons eyes rolled up into her head as she finally got what she came to this place for, after so long. She had only a brief moment of anticipation as she felt her cock expand and throb inside her cunt, bulging and stretching her out even a little bit more past where it already was. At the same time every muscle in her walls quivered and clenched, sending rippling rolls across her cock as she herself came from the combination of the pounding she had received and the feeling of the utter torrent of thick hot seed feeling her all the way up and unloading right from that thick nutsack straight into her waiting womb. Time and time again she felt the cock expand from the base all the way to the tip, ending in a hot thick bit of tiger cum shooting straight inside her. There was nothing she could do but sit and moan as every drop of cum filled her up, spilling over across her thick thighs.
(Thats the last from me for this night, its getting really late. You can do a finally response if you want but I'm heading to bed
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>>8187815
Don't look at me. I may be a shitposter but I do not steal ava. Also, memes
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>>8187691
>Anon watched Kitty suck on the toy. They could both feel Anon trembling as he watched. He so desperately wanted to feel something like that.

>"Don't you, like, know how to please a girl?"
I...I don't have much experience.
>He said, making quite the understatement, forgetting that Rogue might like watching him squirm by revealing to the teasing Kitty that he was a virgin. Anon held to the toy with Kitty as she controlled it. He felt her much more experienced technique, and could see how much Rogue was loving it. With Kitty on Rogue's lap, Anon was even further separated from her.

>"Wouldn't that be nice? A hot pussy wrapping around you?"
>Anon gasped, shuddering at the thought. He looked at Rogue, trying to gauge her reaction. This was already a threesome, was this something Rogue wanted to happen?
I...I...I...uh...
>He stammered.
I'm Rogue's. So...that would be up to her.
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>>8187807
Excuse me~?
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>>8187762
Well, duh! Your body is rocking hot~!
>She obviously declares, not minding his wording or her potential cunt even cooing with delight while she felt this man carry her off like a bride.
Hee hee; what a beautiful, strong night you are~!
>The princess chortles lovingly, humming in awe as he mentioned Zelda.
Oh, you managed to get to Zelda?!? Man, nice job with that stick in the mud!
>She praised, humming to herself.
You know, if you want, maybe for the future, I can get you Princess Peach and we can have a threesome...
And if I'm lucky, Princess Rosalina~!
>She moans in delight, shooting him a dirty grin. 2 peas in a pod they are.

>>8187843
>>8187236 (from last thread)
Well, I'm Princess Daisy! Nice to meet fellow royalty~!
>She declared in a chipper tone.
Welcome here, ma'am~!

(Did the Skull Grunt survive the jump? Was actually having fun with her.)
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>>8187864
>pets the parsee
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>>8187870
I mean n-nothing. Yukari is a beautiful young woman!
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>>8187839
Mind sharing just how you like to do it?
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>>8187887
Not that I mean "actually" in a mean way, just saying...
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>>8187843
(I'm going to have to add~ Cow goddess~ Good night!)
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>>8187778
I'm taking what I earned, every last drop.
>Anon gives her a firm answer in reply, helping himself to her bosom as he suckles away. His irritation does melt away easily at just how good samus' breast felt in his maw, sucking on the supple flesh and teasing away at her stiff nipple. Soon his hard work starts to pay off, tasting just a trickle of her rich milk.
Finally, needed to get the other taste out, now keep it coming.
>The young man keeps asserting himself to her as he feels more comfortable, sucking down stronger on her huge, soft tit as her sweet nourishment began to flow.
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>>8187860
(I think that will be it for me as well. Thank you for the wonderful session~! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!)
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>>8187488
>Hestia lets him wipe the cream from her lips while she gazes at him blushing and shakingly similing at her. After he's done, Hestia jumps on him to hug him very tightly, pressing her breasts against his chest.

Don't worry Bell-kun. You'll always be the best.
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>>8187870
I want to fuck this hag!
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Hello ERP. How Are You Doing?
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>>8187909
Can I kiss the cock goodnight?
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>>8187930
tired, bored, Sore, frustrated, the list goes on.

What about you anon?
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>>8187930
Not very good but I'm hanging on here, struggling to live like everyone else.
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>>8187893
Suckling on the head of the hard cock while tracing the length with my fingertips until I reached his hanging pair below and start to massage the two orbs.
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>>8187930
Beyond pissed. Finally beat the throne on loop and then NT crashed on me.
>>8187888
Noooooooo!
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>>8187950
How can you be struggling to live if you're already dead?
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>>8187937
You're certainly more than welcome to!
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>>8187950
>>8187955

I'm Sorry.
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>>8187944
Can't find a futa cock to gag on, huh?
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>>8187633
And there you guys go again, fucking other girls. C'mon,forget about them and FUCK ME INSTEAD!
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>>8187930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C3AcpIW4Pk
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>>8187970
>He presses his lips on the tip of her black cock, planting a nice smooch on it. A little tongue was added on the urethra aswell.
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>>8187887
Oh, you know what they say: The more the merrier! Gahahaha!
>Rance navigated through the halls and corridors of the castle, somewhat familiar with the architecture of a place like that. He guessed that her bedroom was somewhere in the highest tower, as usual of medieval castles. After a couple of minutes, he arrived to Daisy’s room, where he playfully dropped the lovely Princess on the bed, hands resting on his hips as he glanced at her lovely form.
If your friends are around I’d love to have them… And if not…
>The adventurer began to take off his armor and clothes, dropping them on the stone floor next to him. His form was muscular, strong and quite fit. As expected of someone like him.
… I would love to have you all by myself!

>>8187864
>Nobody accusing you
>You jump on the first chance you get to deflect the guilt
That really activates my almonds.
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>>8187953
Would you suck on those two heavy, swollen orbs as well? Maybe stroke the cock with those hands of yours to keep it nice and stiff?
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>>8188009
Man shut the fuck up
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>>8187892
Much better~!
>Said Yukari with a smile as she approached Anon, spinning on her heels before stopping right in front of him, facing the male and tapping his nose with her index finger.

>>8187915
... I am NOT a hag!
I am, umm, 17 years old~!
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>>8187914
Can I c u c k you in front of Bell?
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>>8188029
More like 17 THOUSAND

HAH gottem
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>>8187843
Woah!
>Anon reacts as the cow queen effortlessly picks him up and carries him over to the bed nearby, his gaze unable to look away from her heavy brown breasts bouncing with each step. Soon she plops them right down on the bed together, him resting comfortably on her lap as she rubs away at his tented pants.
So forward my queen, as you wish.
>The young man happily obeys her whims and pulls his pants clean off to bare his rising cock to her hand. He closes his eyes and opens wide, leaning into her chest until his mouth fills with her soft flesh. He suckles gently on what little of her breast he could fit, licking at her pierced dark nipple as it stiffened up in his mouth and readied to feed.
It feels so amazing my queen, will I taste it soon?
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>>8188009
Hmph ametuar, you don't have muscles as big as these! >>8187633
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>>8187970
Can that tiger have no cock?
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>>8187955
>Hugs Parsee.

At least you know you can do it.

>>8187988
I can't find a bug fat futa cock to lay on like a pillow.
Nah just personal shit.
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>>8187959
We're all dead, anon. I only lost my physical body and let me tell you, this isn't pleasant and it hurts my soul. My heart is a void that I cannot fill with anything, not matter how hard I try.

Every day is a struggle to smile. To keep up my charade.

>>8187971
I hope that you're feeling a lot better.
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>>8188025
Of course, getting a chance to lick those two hefty things would be something I couldn't refuse. I wouldn't stop until their entire sac was covered in my spittle and then I'd take one into my mouth, both if I could, to suck and eagerly lick it. All the while running my hands up and down their rather large cock.
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>>8188057
Hell no.
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>>8188069
It doesn't matter how hard I try*

Whatever...
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>>8188069
So can you like walk through walls and shit?
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>>8188009
Beacuse I got this little bird on discord tat dm me saying, "Stop shitposting as an erper." Where I responded with, "Fucking what?" After getting my shit rocked in overmeme cause I was doing absolute shit as genji.
>Insert weeaboo reference here.

I saw your comment and thought that you were the one that messaged me. IF it wasn't then I am sorry. If it was then fuck you!

P.S. I am still waiting on that date that you promised a long time. Also, the person that DM me never had any previous discussions with me.
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>>8188054
Shut up already, jeasus
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>>8187970
>He crawls up to it, inhaling the dick's lovely scent. Sighing in awe, he looks up to the owner of the cock, before kissing it while maintaining eye contact.
Goodnight, handsome dick~!
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>>8188069
I don't know. I've just waked-up. Ask me later.
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>>8188103
That dm me

Typing on a phone is hard.
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>>8188103
Then stop shitposting Paru.
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>>8188029
>His face turns a bright shade of red as the woman approaches, touching the tip of his nose.
Still, it's nice to see a beautiful woman like you around here. Sorry if I insulted you before.
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>>8188103
Play Rory
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>>8188093
Yes I can, I am a ghost.

>>8188113
I'll try to ask you later.
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>>8188058
I was only able to do it because everything was perfect that run. Had the ult shovel, scary face, spirit, blood lust, and crown of luck with melting. Left click rapidly.
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>>8188107
(It's part of the roleplaying, man.)
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>>8188103
>getting this mad

lol
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>>8187867
"I'm Rogue's! I'm Rogue's!" That's all you keep saying but, like, you don't seem very good? Like, look at you! I have to do your job for you! Such a loser!
>Rogue at the instant made a very loud moan as if to emphasize that point. Then Kitty, in response, pressed the dildo into her entrance. Rogue's eyes rolled back feeling the size engulf her folds, her pussy tightening around it. It took a moment before Rogue gave a response.
Suga', why would Ah' share my best toy with pretty Kitty? Though... maybe Ah' should make Kitty my new one~
>Kitty flung her mouth open in protest.
Excuse me?!
>Flinging herself off from Rogue's lap, Kitty began to undress herself. It wasn't long before her top was on the floor and her bare body was facing Anon. She let go of the toy, leaving Anon to his own devices. Rogue was still delightfully squirming behind her.
Yeah, well?! If he's so good, let's see if he can resist wanting to fuck me! Or if he can even bring you to an orgasm!
>The toy now hung awkwardly inside Rogue, but her folds were twirling around them while hips pumped. Kitty pushed Anon on his back and climbed on his chest. Rogue, meanwhile, straddled his hips.
Well!?
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>>8188133
Got any plans friday?
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>>8188009
>Giggling at his excitement, she takes off her orange dress, leaving her one piece sport uniform with a VERY TIGHT Panty subsitute in view of Rance, humming softly while shaking her ass for him.
Oh, that's good, because tonight...
>A chuckle is heard while she pulls him into her.
I want to be all yours, handsome~
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>>8187904
>Samus checks her nails as the anon forces a drop of milk from her teat but sucking on it like a starving calf. Soon that drop turns into a steady stream that tappers off almost as soon as it began.
Anon if you're going to be a big whiny baby then at least make it feel good for me.
>Samus teases the anon, as her other teat swells with a small amount of milk.
(I hope you can cum after the next response.)
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>>8186609
Yeah, yeah, you're fine but you couldn't pass this up, huh?
>The grunt says with a smile as he sheepishly nods and finds his place on her warm lap. He's greeting by two soft and large "pillows" as he lays against her chest. Against his head is the sensation of her breasts slowly and rhythmically rising and falling with her breathing, pushing against him constantly. A short moment of silence passes, as neither of them speaks a word and he fidgets around on her lap. Suddenly, the grunt's arms wrap around from behind him, embracing him and pulling him even closer to her breasts. The grunt rests her chin on his head and looks down at him and his body. Her hand pulls down her mask and she gives him a sly smile.
You think you're slick, eh? Hiding something from your big sis, are you?
>Somewhere along the way the grunt had noticed his hands' unmoving position.
C'mon, you can show me, bro! Whatcha got there?!
>She leans forward and grabs his wrists, trying to wrench them off whatever he was hiding, and burying his head in between her boobs in the process.
Is it a rare berry?! Ooh, or did you catch a rare Pokemon you planned to use against me?

>>8187690
>The grunt watches speechlessly as Daisy nonchalantly just pulls out another crown to replace the first one. Who carries two expensive crowns around like that?! No doubt, this was a princess!
...Uhh, thanks?
>The confused grunt says, tucking the crown under her arm.
My outfit? You mean the Skull Tank, yo? These are for Team Skull members only! To get one, you gotta join Team Skull and pay the low low price of 10,000 Pokedollars!
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>>8188124
Why, thank you~
Of course, I'm used to being called a hag... But sometimes it's so annoying~
>Yukari sighed as she rubbed the sides of her forehead.
Poor little me~

>>8188046
Tell me, how do you wish to die~?
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>>8188132
>Suddenly activates trap secretly placed underneath you during your depressing-ass monologue.
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>>8188123
B-but I need to let my fustration out that does not involve raping people.
>>8188125
Okay deal!
>>8188148
A date with you! First you need to download all NTT.
>>8188141
>Not knowing that typing really long responses will grantee those tasty (You)
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>>8188036
(That image is hawt. But I will have to pass on your proposal, sorry.)
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>>8187998
>The tigers cock throbbed a bit from the simple, but gentle kiss given by anon, shooting out a little trickle of hot, pre all over his tongue
A-ah...thank you anon!
>>8188057
T-that would require getting it surgically removed, and I dont exactly want to part ways with something like that.
>>8188109
>Zhali blushed a bit when anon kept his eyes locked on hers, giving her big, ebony cock a nice, gentle smooch, which throbbed back in appreciation
Thank you~!
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>>8188137
No it's not. You're just starving for attention with that shitty muscle thing.
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>>8188166
Awesome! I really hope we can make it this time. Also what is NTT?
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>>8188176
(Why? Let me guess, you don't to break his heart? Pathetic.)
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>>8188180
What are the dimensions of that thing?
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>>8188176
He deserves it because he's literally being a cuck

And you're being a shit for encouraging his cancer
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>>8188192
Nuclear Throne Together.
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>>8188158
Well I don't know why people would think that.
>Looks off to the side, laughing awkwardly.
Maybe you could be more assertive about it? Turn some people into examples to scare them away from calling you a hag?
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>>8188176
>being this much of a cancer

Hestia became shittia.
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>>8188203
>tfw parsee will never love you
why even live
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>>8188153
(Sure thing, this session was pretty long, thank you nonetheless .)
>The young man's confident demeanor was soon halted as he find himself overwhelmed by Samus' huge, firm breast. Her steady trickle soon became a heavy flow as full mouthfuls of milk entered his mouth. He worked to keep pace until it was spent, pulling off to see her still smugly looking down on him claiming his reward.
I....I'm not done yet.
>Not wanting to admit she still had him in her whims he went to her other breast and buried himself in the soft flesh. His cock was hard and dripping with precum from the sensation, edging himself until he could drink her last drops.
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>>8188197
>>8188202
>>8188214
Nice post times
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>>8188176
Why would you care? He's from HG.
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>>8188184
(Then what's the point of this thread if somwone won't do an RP with me with the image I posted?)
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>>8188180
>As soon as the pre leaked out, he scooped it up immediately. Though that didn't stop the kissing. In fact, his lips stayed pressed onto the head for a bit longer with each smooch before letting some of it sink into his mouth
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>>8188151
So be it!
>Rance said with glee as he jumped on top on Daisy, lying in wait for him on the bed. Wasting no time, he planted a kiss on the Princess’ lips while his callous hands reached for her breasts, squeezing them with eagerness and lust. His erect, infamous Hyper-Weapon pressed in between her silky thighs, throbbing at the touch of her skin.
Ah, I almost forgot how great it feels to experience the body of a lovely Princess!
>Expressed the male as he broke the kiss, his eyes casually scanning the naked form of Daisy, finding it more than adequate for him.
>>8188103
What date? What are you smoking?
Why would I give two h*cks about what you post at HG?
Go drunk, Parsee. You're home.
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>>8188233
>He thinks I'm samefagging
Is this your first time?
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>>8188203
I'll see what I can do, but I won't promise it.
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>>8188220
Parsee is a sociopath, he's incapable of love
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>>8188197
(I know that he's from HG and I usually don't like the people who browse there but It doesn't matter who they are, I don't want to hurt them. Nor in ERP or joking, that's not me.)

>>8188202
>>8188214
(I'm sorry... I just can't stand reading his sad posts without replying to them. I don't want to see anyone sad.)

>>8188236
(Because my tiny heart is weak. I always say yes as long as the action doesn't hurt somebody.)
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>>8188206
Hmm... Maybe I should... Starting with you~
>Said Yukari as she casually sat in mid-air, floating thanks to some unknown magic, legs crossed one on top of the other, pointing her pinky finger at the man.
I can think of many awful things to do~
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>>8188237
Because you're just being a shithead. Also learn to proofread your posts.
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>>8188156
>She couldn't help but grin warmly at how sweet this girl was acting in front of her. Upon hearing of her offer, Daisy tapped her finger against her chin in thought. Well, she did still have a good number of days of vacation left, and she always wanted to join a gang (she tried to start up a biker gang once the Mario races allowed bikes, but alas, no supporters)...
>She rummaged through her purse once more, noticing her "spending funds" that were translated over into 30,000 Pokedollars.
You know what? Sure; sign me up! I'll like to join!
>The princess proudly declared, taking the Pokedollar credit card and pocketing it.
I'll like to live the free life with you guys, and, maybe act like a caring mother to the group, if you would allow a princess like me~
>She spoke with great joy in her voice.

>>8188251
>Daisy chuckled alongside him before smooching back, her hands locking themselves around him. She coos in delight and wonder, eyes fluttering up at him.
Oh man, I missed having a real man be this rough with me~!
>She purred, her hands breaking up so she could place them on his abs, massaging them gently.
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>>8188275
>as long as the action doesn't hurt somebody

You encouraging him hurts the rest of ERP
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>>8188220
That's because there are better touhou, despite Parsee being my number one!
>>8188251
I am not drunk, yet.
>>8188261
Sweet.
>>8188266
I haven't doxxed anyone.
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>>8188251
Fuck I finally remember the line! I swear to drunk that I am not god.
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>>8188302
>you have to dox someone to be a sociopath
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>>8188301
Jesus christ you are more of a cuck than Bell is
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>>8188301
Ouch. I feel as if my erp is being attacked. Send help.
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>>8188142
>Anon whimpered at being called a loser, which honestly didn't help his case if he was trying to disagree. Rogue didn't say anything in his defense, instead moaning in response to Kitty's ministrations. Anon grabbed onto the toy Kitty had left inside Rogue and picked up where she left off, trying his best to imitate her motions, using what he'd learned from watching her, he went slower, trying to tease Rogue a bit and build her desire as Kitty had, sliding it all the way in, gently pressing when he felt she was full, and slowly drawing some of the length out, before sliding in again. Then Anon was pushed onto his back, Rogue and her toy now straddling his hips. He tried to continue the same motion as best her could, thrusting the toy into Rogue as she sat right where she would if it were possible for him to have real sex with her. He looked at Kitty's naked body on his chest, offering him the kind of sex he could never have with Rogue. He just whimpered, not knowing what to say, as he continued to please Rogue with the toy.
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>>8188281
Gee, thanks for the advice.
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>>8188302
Indeed. Shall we meet on your bridge?
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>>8188301
(Then I shall go and return later then. I'm sorry for being nice to people, I won't do it again.)
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>>8188275
You became the worst all of a sudden. The whole point for roleplaying is not to give a fuck. If he gets hurt, then let him get hurt. Faggots from HG don't need to be here at all, you're here to please ERP. If the request is fucked up, you better buckle down and do it. There's like other fucked up shit out there, and don't even want to do NTR? Fuck, even Owain had to do gore to please others.
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>>8188277
>He stared up at the woman dumbstruck, attempting to take a step back before tripping and falling flat on his ass. Rubbing his head, he looked back up at her.
H-hang on you don't have to do this... What are you going to do with me?
>>
We BTFO Hestia too?
Congratulations ERP!
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>>8188344
>Faggots from HG don't need to be here at all
>implying we don't typefuck as anons here
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>>8188344
>NTR
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>>8188344
Holy shit my man lmao
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>>8188344
>If an Ava doesn't force themselves to my fetish they are the worst and deserve to be driven out by my autism.
Ah, that explains it!
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>>8188289
>Rance was clearly amused, and aroused, thanks to Daisy’s attitude. He wasted no time in sliding a hand from her breast to the upper rim of her tight panties, hooking three fingers and the thumb on them before using his impressive strength to snap that annoying piece of cloth, revealing her Royal Love Tunnel to him. The sight of her bare, waiting pussy was delightful and it made him just want her more! Placing both palms on her hips, the lust-fueled male assaulted Daisy’s rear with a series of long, rough licks! Starting from the tip of her love button all the way to her rear entry, soaking her anus and cunt with his spit!
Hmmph~!
>The man purred in pleasure, clearly enjoying himself and the Princess’ body!
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>>8187887
Queen Excellia!
Thank you for the eager welcome..~
>>8188180
>Excellia saunters over to also give the tiger cock a quick kissu
>>8188051
>Excellia moans happily as the Anon begins suckling on her sensitive breasts. It didn't take much to get the milk to flow, and it was creamy and thick, and oh so sweet.
T-there...~
>And then she begins stroking. Oh god, her hands are like velvet, and they're so perfectly good at stroking his big fat cock like a champ..
Am I doing well?~ I usually deal with minotaurs.. so, no offense.. but you're a bit... smaller than what I have to deal with usually.
Not that I mind..~
>>8188360
>Implying we don't typefuck as avas here too
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>>8188344
kill yourself my dude
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>>8188337
I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble, Kami-sama...I guess I really couldn't protect you.
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>>8188226
>The first teat that anon had suckle don had still dripped a few more drops as her other teat starts to fill the anons mouth, for all his beta cuck cock sucking he sure did learn how to suck~
(good night anon, hope you enjoyed it~)
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>>8188365
>Gore is ok
>Futa is ok
>Not NTR

Ok. Good shit.

>>8188360
(You)

>>8188371
How's it going, c u c k.

>>8188376
>Owain can do it
>but I can't

The state mind of 4chan is basically a bunch of numales.
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>>8188387
Fuck off already

This is mostly your fault for being easy in cancer
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>>8188386
You first.

>>8188387
Go back to your shithole.
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>>8188156
>With the rising and falling of the grunt's chest, the young recruit tries to steady his breathing in order to match hers, but finds it impossible to do so with her breast smooshing up against his head. The small protrusion continues to grow within his shorts and pokes out even more, and he finds his hands less able to contain it. His recruiter's sudden hug causes his hands to leave his crotch for just a brief second, and further made his mind race with thoughts of body.
I-It's nothing! D-Don't worry about it!
>But with her grabbing onto his wrists, he knew that he would be exposed in no time. The skull grunt is much stronger than the recruit, so along with the sudden assault from her breasts, there wasn't much of a struggle in the removal of his hands from his groin. When they're gone, the erection that the recruit has been trying to hide has is exposed, tented at the center of his shorts and twitching ever so slightly. The recruit instantly feels ashamed from showing the skull grunt his secret, and looks away from both her and the bulge.
I-I-I don't know what it is! It appeared after you hugged me and stuff...
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>>8188348
There are so many things I can do with you~
Maybe I can bring a handsome friend of mine and force you to share his cock with me~
Or maybe I could turn you into a woman, letting him have his way with you~
>Said Yukari with exquisite and malevolent glee. She was, by no means, a nice lady. Not at all.
Choices, choices~

>>8188344
>Spend a whole life not drinking or smoking in fear of getting cancer
>Read this
>Get cancer anyway
Thanks jerk.
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Why is there like a single turbo autist freaking out over Hestia not wanting to do NTR ?
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>>8188409
Good, you deserve it.
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>>8188410
Hestia's reasoning should've been "I don't like NTR" instead of "I don't want to hurt him."

That was basically the shitpost signal.
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>>8188409
Hotaru stop getting involved in gay shit you nig
>kissu
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>>8188390
Implying anyone has to deal with someones uppity fetish when they're not catered to take care of it when they don't want to.
kys famalan
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>>8188388
(It was a great session, interesting approach to it, have a good rest!)
>He pushes his head deep into her soft flesh, trying his best to keep up as her second breast poured out with her rich milk. He teased her nipple wildly with each swallow until he knew she was spent, pulling off her breast and bursting out with his seed from his hard cock. He gives his all until he's spent, letting out a releived sigh that he got what he'd hoped, even if it was quite the struggle to get there.
Well, you live up to the stories Aran. Maybe we can try this again, I'll just let you get back to business then.
>Before he can be shamed or teased any further he puts his clothes back on and makes his leave, a satisfied man but with a bit of dignity lost by Samus' dominance.
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>>8188420
>being a numale
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>>8188409
Please I'll do anything if you spare me from that! I'll grovel and kiss your feet, just don't do that to me! I'll beat up whoever calls you a hag.
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>>8188390
my man i'm not the one bitch fitting i can't jerk my dicklet to ntr lol
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>tfw Erica doesn't love you anymore

ok. now I'll kill myself
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>>8188344
>had to do gore to please others.

>This blown the fuck out.

No one has to do anything.

I do NTR, but I hope I never get you off. Kill yourself slowly.
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>>8188377
O-oh fuck! I guess I gotta buy more panties for you to break~!
>She joked for a bit once her lips got freed from his own, licking them softly before turning around and feeling something, new...
H-HEEEEE; oh, fuck...t-that's so good...m-more, please?
>She reluctantly inquired, still moaning in delight at his actions.
S-so nice...
>She declared softly, smiling warmly to herself.

>>8188382
Aw, no problem Queen Excellia!
>She beams up at her, eyes gazing over her body.
Mmmhm...I can see where the "Excel" part of "Excellia" comes from~!
>She jokes with a light heart, beaming up at her.
Seriously, your body is BEAUTIFUL, and your breasts are glorious~!
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>>8188427
Deal with your dreams else where if you can't handle someone not doing your fetish.
buzzword
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>>8188337
Hi there
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>>8188329
God, Maire. Does his whimpering turn you on?
>Kitty knew full well what she was doing. It was written all over her face as a mixture of lust and disgust. Bucking her hips, Kitty attempted to seduce Anon as she took off her panties and jeans above him. Rogue, on the other hand, was putty in Anon's hands... until he fell over and Kitty started grinding him.
H-hey, suga'? Where'd ya' go? Ya' were doin' so well~ Hmph... too bad~
>Rogue then began to ride Anon at his hips. Or, rather, the dildo that was snug inside her hot cunt. She flicked her hips ontop of her toy that sat right on top of Anon's cock. Her lust was beginning to drip all over the big cock that twirled in her folds. Before long, she was simply humping, using Anon as little more than a fuck pillow. Meanwhile, Kitty sat back down on Anon's chest. Her pink, tight pussy was on display. Teasing him, Kitty spread folds to give the toy a nice look inside.
Really, Rogue? He's just laying there... Whimpering!
>Rogue was moaning loudly as she began truly fucking.
Ahah!~ K-kitty! Ah' want ya' to lick me, Kitty! Ah' want that tongue all over me! Mmph! Fuck me Kitty! Fuck!
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>>8188344
Eat my shit it's my fetish. You have to do it, you're here for our pleasure

>The anons squats over the bitch ass faggot pressing his ass out as the first anon sprays diarrhea all over the faggoty edgelord
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>>8188464
Not him, but!
>eats it
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>does a thing
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>>8188317
Yes.
>>8188333
No, we shall meet in the heart of the city and lewd stuff is forbidden!
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>>8188433
Why~?
Wouldn't you like sucking the same, throbbing piece of meat as me~? It's lovely, you know?
>She giggle as she arched forward, giving the man a somewhat amused look.
Sharing is caring~
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>>8188344
I don't have anything against NTR. I know that most of the people browsing HG don't care about the feeling of others but I do. I don't want to hurty somebody. I would've said yes but he was being clear that he wanted to do it to make him feel bad, that's why I said no.

>>8188416
This is false, I like NTR. At least in the context of ERP but not in the context of hurting others. It sounds dumb but that's how I think.

>>8188387
It's okay... This is the price I have to pay by being a Goddess. I just hope that I don't die for their sins because I like my life.

>>8188455
Hi there.
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>>8188471
>Vomits in your fucking mouth
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>>8188382
>It seemed like just after he muttered those words his mouth was soon filled with a heavy helping of her fantastic milk. He swallowed down the milk after his first taste, one of the sweetest and creamiest thing's he'd ever had.
I...It's so delicious! More Excellia please more!
>The young suitor buries himself in that gigantic bosom and sucks away even stronger to keep up with her flow. His tongue swirling around her stiff nipple and playing with her peircing as her rich cream kept pouring into his mouth. He didn't mind her comments much as his cock grew in her hands, already reaching it's full length in little time due to her soft and skilled strokes.
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>>8188344
...What?
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>tfw your schedule is so shit that all the people you want to typefuck with either asleep or going to sleep and you're left with Avas you don't care about and shitposting anons
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>>8188472
I want to see this guy as a shitposter. All of the gifs of him are perfect.
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>>8188479
I think you're dumb for applying real life feelings to online roleplay but whatever
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>>8188479
are you the same hestia months back who came from ftt?
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>He has to roleplay the main character that's a male Ava
>to get with the main characters girl

Where have I seen these? Oh right, all male avas should be ban.
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>>8188474
No, you don't, Parshit. You exhibit all the signs of being a sociopath. You don't give a shit about others, you don't have functional feelings at all, you are completely and totally self centered and uncaring about what you say or how your actions affect others, you have absolute no remorse for any of your bullshit whatsover, and you're probably going to reply to this post with a meme because your ego can't handle the fact that you're actually a shitty human being that doesn't deserve a chance.
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>>8188492
I'm already dead parsh
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>>8188344
Holy shit, Anon.
This is the most faggoty shit I've ever read.
And I've dealt with Hoshi's sperg-outs.
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>>8188479
>hugs the goddess
Hestia a bestia
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>>8188499
Do you say any of this to peridot? Just curious
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>>8188485
Some people might be willing to stay up late or wake up early, ask if you can schedule something, or try staying up later if you can. Good luck anon, I do share your pain.
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>>8188475
>He closed his eyes tightly shaking his head as he crawled backwards.
No please! I'll be your servant, I'll serve on you hand and foot. Without question I'll be your bodyguard, or your man servant.
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>>8188506
Shut up and dick my dick.
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>>8188485
Same here, anon. Feelsbad.
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>>8188479
I'll sacrifice myself for you if they try to hurt you, it's the least I can do for you.
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>>8188479
>being this emotional

Have some thick skin, and a backbone.
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>>8188514
I haven't even interacted with Peridot but I've heard stories
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>>8188518
Daga kotawaru.
That's weeb for "I refuse."
I'm busy being a queen!
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>>8188479
Hestia a cute.
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>>8188523
Parsee is not nearly as bad as all that tbqhwy fampai
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>>8188527
But you're not a queen, you're a slut! Now suck it, slut!
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>>8188520
Fuck right off, or better yet. Kill yourself.
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>>8188519
Wait, futa or actually wants to dick someone? I assumed you just liked posting those pics
Mind if I ask who?
>>
So, is OK to hate Hestia now?
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>>8188531
They shitposted a person out of a server because they were too busy to finish a session and tell people to kill themselves on a near daily basis
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>>8188440
>With both holes completely wet with his spit, Rance took a hold of Daisy’s hips with a firm grip before prodding the entrance of her pussy with the head of his throbbing cock. Arching forward, Rance whispered to Daisy before kissing her cheek.
Ready Princess? Because I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself!
>Rance remained silent for a second, as if to wait for Daisy’s answer… Only to suddenly thrust his manhood deep into her, moving his hips back and forth as his thickness spread her nubile love walls. A soft gasp escaped the male’s breath as he experienced her Royal Love Tunnel with a delightful combination of pleasure and lust.
Nnngh~! You’re so tight…
Tell me, how does it feel? To experience the same cock that has been inside Princess Parasoul, Princess Zelda… And many, many other women~?
>>
>>8188542

No, but IS okay to hate this fag
>>8188520

for being everything wrong with male avas
>>
When did 4chan became soft? Fucking normies.
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>>8188460
>Anon was so distracted and inexperienced, he didn't notice the game the two girls with playing, Kitty toying with his emotions for Rogue's amusement. Anon moved his wrist, thrusting the toy up and down slightly in rhythm to her own motions as best he could, he could feel the glove getting damp in his hand, he could see Rogue over Kitty's shoulder. She was clearly enjoying herself so Anon didn't alter things. His lip quivered as she screamed - while Anon was the one trying to get her off - that she wanted Kitty to lick her. Anon felt a pang of rejection, but he was not deterred. He looked at Kitty's pussy right in front of his face, her folds spread by her fingers, so tempting. He looked up at her face, a helpless expression on his own. He felt so conflicted, Rogue said she didn't want to share him, but she was letting Kitty be in control and it was kind of a threesome already, Anon wasn't sure what he was allowed to do. He didn't want to hurt Rogue, nor did he want to reject Kitty is that was rude. He knew he was being tested, but honestly wasn't sure what the right answer was.
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>>8188479
You're placing way too much trust in a random poster and assuming he's being genuine and not just calling out for you to be a nuisance
We went through the same thing with another HGfag too recently, but not nearly as bad admitedly

Really, don't take stuff so serious, if he's really just a random poster posting Bell-kun to you
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>>8188520
>being this autistic

I have a male ava, and I don't need this much of attention.
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>>8188552
>Why isn't 4chan my personal army when I get super mad at one person?
I love how that line is essentially this 9/10 times.
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>>8188517
....
>Yukari unfolded her silk fan, hiding her smile behind it as she glanced at the poor excuse of human being before her. Smirking, she snapped her fingers and then... The man was wearing a fancy tuxedo.
Fine, be my manservant.
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>>8188543
yup sounds like perishit to me
>>
Please be upset with me, but do not direct your anger towards Kami-sama! She didn't do anything wrong, she just didn't want to hurt me.

She's really nice and doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, so please be angry with me instead.
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>last time someone from HG was trying to get Stocking's attention
>Everyone laughed at him for being autistic
>Bell shows up, and everyone has to be nice to him

Make up your fucking mind.
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Hey Parsee
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>>8188573
okay
>pets
faggot
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>>8188573
Shut the fuck up you small-cocked cuck, you're both shit.
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>>8188505
But.... you're amazing.
>>8188499
>>8188543
On the note of the shitposting, I only kept asking them when would they be available to continue back when I use to erp. But they never said anything along the lines, "I don't want toerp." Actually they never said anything because most the times they would be going back to work when I asked. The only person I generally shitposted out a discord was paul when they were in hg discord. Then again most that could be attributed to LF, Yosuke (love you), and maybe adachi. I only care for some people.

Now what is a good meme to reapond with.
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None you people would be complaining if we did an rp on Rosianna Rabbit.
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>>8188575
The former was ironic my dude. This guy isn't doing anything to upset anyone on purpose.
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>>8188544
>Daisy moans in complete submission, allowing Rance free control of her body, nodding as he kissed and gave the false silence. Just as she was about to answer him verbally, a sharp feeling shot through her, thanks to a sharp cock.
reAAAA-OH, FUCK THAT'S GOOD~!
>She called out, her pussy already so wet from his intense feelings.
O-oh...It's a dream come true...
I just, want to give you my crown, make you my king, and be fucked relentlessly by your lovely, thick, great cock!
I'm your royal bitch; I'm yours Rance~!
>She cries out in delight, smiling widely while bouncing up and down his member, hands holding onto herself at this point due to how well this was to her...
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>>8188575
The fuck are you talking about?
I don't give a shit about Bell, he's as bad and desperate as Boco, he can die for all I care.
I do care about Hestia, since she's one of the best recent avas we have.
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>>8188575
>We shouldnt treat situations on a case by case basis

kek my man
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>>8188575
Stupid drama is inherently autistic.
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>>8188538
Yes to all that. And I've been lurking the thread for a few days now, I'm not really one of the regulars.
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>>8188573
Wow... you're fucking desperate. Grab a sword and shove it down your throat.
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>>8188544
>Rance
>having normal sex
>no mention of his hyper weapon


0/10

Have you even played Rance games nigga?
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>>8188575
Bell is virtue signaling hard, but the autist is the faggot who desperately needs everyone to do exactly what he wants or put on his king of /erp/ crown and bitch until he gets his way.
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>>8188568
>He opens his eyes, pulling on the collar of his tux before pulling himself up, bowing his head at the woman.
Um, thank you for being so merciful on me. I promise I won't let you down.
>He laughs hollowly, forcing a smile. He knew that he shouldn't fuck with this woman or else his life would be turned into a living hell.
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>>8188587
Implying it's not a ruse
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>>8188522
I do have thick skin, that's why I'm here and that's why I keep posting.

>>8188494
I am dumb, very dumb to think about everyone as a living person with real feelings. Pardon me anon, I'll be a rock, a doll without sentiments.

>>8188496
I am from months back but I don't think I'm the same Hestia you're talking about.

>>8188507
Thank you anon...
>Returns the huggu.

>>8188530
Anon a cute.

>>8188561
Yes I am placing way too much trust in a random poster, in a random person in the internet but you know what? I'll keep doing it... Even If it hurts because that's who I am.

I take my ERP seriously. Not to the point to be ''attached'' or something like that but I do think about everyone as a living person with a heart. That's all.
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>>8188585
[owl noises]
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>>8188603
Hey; blame me. Daisy actually is willing to be fucked by him.
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>>8188611
2 pure for this place, damn. Good luck hest.
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>>8188611
Have you ever considered the fact that... He's.... Roleplaying...?
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>>8188534
...
No.
I'm going to bed, anyway.
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tfw no big musky futa cock to worship night and day
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>>8188615
Even then, Rance wouldn't fuck her so plainly.
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>>8188626
Damn it! Well, I'll fuck you soon enough smug snek!
G-get some rest, cutie.
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>>8188611
wow
such an inspiration to us all
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>>8188611
Hestia is too good for this place.
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>>8188626
>>8188289
(Oh; should I save my reply for later than?)
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>>8188573
My dude what the hell is wrong with you

>>8188611
Do you take donations in the form of severed heads, maybe a wagon of dead quest mobs?
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>>8188635
There was that tiger earlier.
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Ï äm rëadÿ tö ünlëäšh mÿ möltën cöck
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>>8188611
Wow... can you hear that? All the white knights are coming.
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>>8188602
I just don't want people attacking Kami-sama for being a nice person is all...
>>8188647
I don't know, but I think I'm making this worse the longer I'm here. M-maybe I should just get out of here?
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>>8188635
>Tiger and cow flew the coop
JUST
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>>8188644
>Probably.
>>8188639
>Soon, Anon!
>Don't give up!
>That's what the Life Fibers want you to do!
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>>8188647
back from crying because you were ignored?
Just kys Jiro
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>>8188289
Yeah, that's what I thought, princess.
>The grunt says while crossing her arms and closing her eyes dismissively.
This ain't no place for some little princess to come an- w-w-w-WHAT?!
>Her eyes go wide in shock and she double takes back at Daisy, as if her words were only just now processed by the grunt.
Y-Yo..! Are you, like... serious? I-I mean I guess there's no rules against any princesses but...
>The severely confused grunt scratches her head as she hastily tries to gather herself. A princess in Team Skull?! What's up with that?!
T-Then.... welcome to Team Skull, yo! Where it's never dull, yo! ....I guess.

>>8188407
It's def something!
>The grunt says excitedly as she pries his hands off whatever he was hiding. When she finally gets his hands off, she's met with the sight of his erection straining against his shorts. Straining enough to be plainly visible!
Uh... it's, um... def something...
>She repeats with a different tone and connotation, her eyes wide in surprise.
You... don't know what this is? Yo, how old even are you?
>The grunt blinks before letting go of his wrists and looking down at him, under her chin and in her bosom. Shocked and a little embarrassed, she's honestly not sure how to handle this awkward situation. Team Skull isn't built for this, yo!
Lil bro... uh, have you ever, like... y'know like had a crush on a girl?
>The grunt starts, attempting to begin explaining. Big sis Plumeria would be much better for something like this... she's much smarter than us grunts!
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>>8188611
>I take my erp seriously.
>Insert Sombero voice.

You're taking this very seriously.
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>>8188611
Fuck off. You overstayed your welcome when you showed up.
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>>8188649
but I want an anon to get on my knees for now!

>>8188659
reee!
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>>8188660
Bigdead a best.
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>>8188657
Well then. Grab a sword and kill yourself. That will please me and Hestia.
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>>8188663
>rapes the Alice
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>>8188584
I am pretty damn amazing aren't I?
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>>8188647
No One Wants You Here. Go away.
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>>8188611
If you take ERP seriously can you please learn the English language first?
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>>8188611
Then go to HG, you fucking purefag.
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>>8188611
Accepting your stupidity doesn't make it okay. You're being a fucking idiot for taking any of this shit seriously. This is a Polynesian Basket Weaving Table for Christ sake.
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>>8188673
This guy gets it
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>All these salty faggots
Jeasus fuck, go to bed already
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>>8188611
I mean ultimately it's all up to you, Hestiaposter

Just from their posting I assumed the worst and would've ignored them myself, and look at how feeding them has turned out.
Defending them is just inviting a lot of unnecessary annoyance on yourself, for as trusting as you want to be.
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>>8188657
What you did was basically the equivalent of throwing a chair near a crowd of people. See, these people, they can be quite the angry bunch from being pent up and blue balled. Look, it's great that you wanna hang around your uh.... what'd you call her? "Kami"? Wow, a little hung up on her, aren't you. Anyway, yeah, great wonderful. She's your girlfriend. Happy days for all. But uhh... if you're just gonna be here for her and if people are gonna start feeling like she's ignoring them for you, that's gonna start some problems, my man. So, my advice to you would be to run like hell the instant people start getting the torches and pitchforks.

>>8188661
>>8188682
(You might be in luck. There was a gun shot right next door. I live in a pretty bad area)
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>>8188699
>Paul
>Out of all the people

Yeah, great job in almost killing DMG.
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>>8188695
I want to fuck Jinx!
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>>8188695
What's your card again?
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>>8188708
I pray the bullet hits you
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>>8188554
>The poor Anon was squirming beneath the two girls as he desperately tried getting Rogue off. Rogue was pumping Anon's hand and the dildo sitting firmly on his eager cock.
Kitty! Kitty! Mmph! If only you and Anon could fuck me! Ahah! A-ah'd let Kitty take the lead! Let her play with all my holes! Let her fuck me while out boytoy watches! A-and when we're nice and wet and hot and tired we'd let Anon have a lick of our cunts!
>Rogue was pumping and fucking on top of Anon while she moaned loudly. Her lust was spilling all over onto Anon's hands and lap. Kitty, meanwhile, inched ever and ever closer to Anon's mouth. She slid a finger into her entrance just to show how wet and tight she was.
Well... Maybe. After all, all he could do is, like, watch me touch you while he plays all by himself in the corner.
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>>8188660
(Oh wait, think I mistook you for another person again...so want to play with you again in the future, so I'll keep eyes out for you!)

>>8188662
Aw, yay! Thank you so much~!
>Daisy clapped her hands and twirled around once, before reaching in and getting the 30,000 pokedollar card out again and handing it to her.
Here you go; this should be more than enough for my custom made outfit! Now, do you need to get me fitted for size and everything?
>She inquired sincerely, softly patting her head. She really WAS a cutie...
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>>8188708
And yet you are still here.
Kys already.
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>>8188601
Oops, my auto-correct kicked in, it was me surpri that the dead hours orc had someone on their mind
Post dick and Ava wish list
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>>8188677
Gahhhhhhh! This is not okay!
>>8188680
Yes you are.
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>>8188625
Have you ever considered that I was doing ERP with him and nothing else? He just wanted to have some fun and I was playing with him.

>>8188647
I'm not in a mood to ERP, Kirito. I'm sorry. Your song is relaxing though.

>>8188663
Maybe.

>>8188683
I try.

>>8188684
I don't like HG.

>>8188690
Please tell me what I am doing wrong. Just because I'm roleplaying with someone? All I did was ERPing with him and then say no to something.

>>8188706
I just wanted to be clear. I guess I'll stop posting now.
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>>8188595

[Whoops, sorry, feeding my pupper.]

>His motions were not unlike the pistons of a locomotive! Fierce, strong and fast! Each thrust of his hips was fueled with incredible lust and with the fashion of an animal in heat. His mighty Hyper-Weapon kissing the entrance of Daisy’s womb with every apex. Before long, he was smearing precum all over her inner walls, feeling some of his sweat fall from his chin and onto the back of the lusty Princess.
Nnngh… That’s right! You are mine and mine only~! Brace yourself because I’ll make sure to fill you with my Imperial Juice! Gahahaha~!
>With a merciless barrage of thrusts, the man unleashed a considerable amount of his white seed into the Princess, gracing her with thick, healthy ropes of cum! Sticking his tongue to the side, he pulled his shaft and sprayed her rear with the so-called Imperial Juice!
Gahahaha~! Marked!
>Clearly, a jerk.
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>>8188740
That's why I do it! Gahahaha!

>t. hg Rance
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>>8188746
>Maybe

You have a problem.
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What did you say about my eyebrows, Anon?
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>>8188708
Jiro stop saying that listen to the role I gave you
>>8188713
Posting it implies i'm available to RP, so I'll just list
Jinx (TT)
D.Va
Lola Bunny
Judy Hopps
Roxanne (Pokemon)
Rosa (Pokemon)
Lyra (sort if) (pokemon)
Lusamine
Noodle (Gorillaz)
Kimiko Tohomiko (Xiaolin Showdown)
Shaak Ti
Aayla Secura
Cynder (Spyro)
Miss Martian
Tyrande Windrunner
La Muerte (Book of Life)
Blaze the Cat
Hawk Girl
Go Go Tomago
Some secrets
Keep them in mind for next time, I suppose! ;;;
>>8188712
Lewd
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>>8188746
Fuck Off. And Never Come Back.
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>>8188575
No one has to be nice to Bell. Nobody said we all have to be nice to him. Hestia just wanted to be nice to Bell. That's it. There's literally nothing wrong with that. All you fucking autists are just getting upset over fucking nothing.
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>>8188749
>marked bitch
>>
What does /erp/ think of oral sandwiches?
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>>8188762
They're not Mio's.
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>>8188740
>kissu
Thanks, good night.
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>>8188769
Hi Iowa
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>>8188762
I want to lick them.
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>>8188766
Turn off the shift key my dude.

I only caught the tail end of this shitshow, what's got all you cucks so riled up anyways.
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>>8188611
Please just ignore them if you know they're trolling
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>>8188762
They're cute!
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>>8187594
skrrrrt
pull up
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>>8188770
Oral sandwiches? Explain with pictures
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>>8188763
Never thought I'd see someone else who likes Shaak Ti
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>>8188609

[Sorry about that, my pupper was hungry]

Consider yourself lucky that I'm merciful enough and willing to forgive your insolence~
Now, I want you to be a good boy and stay here... I'll have to take a nap soon enough~
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>>8188746
Get out, and post anonymous. You don't deserve shit.
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>>8188763
>listen to the role I gave you

Are you and Jiro in a pet/master situation now?
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>>8188720
>Anon kept moving the dildo as much as he could with his hand, his own hard cock, still in his pants, completely ignored underneath. He really liked Rogue's sexy story about fucking in front of him and letting him lick them both. Was this an indication that it was ok to lick Kitty? It was part of Rogue's fantasy. he could clearly see how wet she was, so close to his face, all I'd have to do is lean his head up. He was breathing rapidly.
I...
>He pants.
I could make the licking part come true...
>He bit his lip.
For Kitty...if that's what you want, Rogue.
Kitty could see in his eyes that he really wanted to lick her, but he was asking for Rogue's permission, unsure if even asking was the right thing to do, but so desperate.
>>
>>8188708
wrow.mp4
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>>8188754
Underboob is great.
>>
>>8188783
Oh fuck off, you thicc skinn
>>
>>8188788
Rimming and fellatio, at the same time
>>
>>8188754
>gropes
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>>8188780
You are nothing but a waste of life Mecha.
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>>8188787
Just what femdom things does Widowmaker want to do?
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>>8188771
Mio is a bitch.
>>8188779
That's it? Fine, but you'll have to pay up first.
>>8188786
Yeah, yeah. Tell me something I don't know.
>>
>>8188787
I want to max my social link with Makoto
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>>8188796
No, role on discord. His is called "super duper happy boy"
>>8188791
Shaak is best togruta. Ahsoka is overrated. I don't make the rules
>>8188809
This was a waste of a post number smfh
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>>8188754
Nice titty
>>
>All of this white knighting

I sit here and laugh.
>>
>>8188792
[It's fine I understand.]
> He gives her a nod of his head, keeping his posture straight.

Do you want me to prepare a bed for you, if you're going to take a nap?
>>
>>8188816
>Shaak is best togruta. Ahsoka is overrated. I don't make the rules
Agreed 100%
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>>8188787
Cra when?

Also where's the Anon complaining about Elizabeth's picture? I got something naisu for him.
>>
>>8188813
Can I fuck you?
>>
>>8188662
>Hearing the tone of the grunt's voice, he knew that the thing he was hiding was meant to be kept hidden. Keeping himself away from her gaze, as the shame he felt was quickly bringing him closer to crying.
I'm... I'm old enough to be a trainer, and old enough to take the island challenges. Just not old enough to know what this is...
>With his wrists free from her grasp, his hands quickly bolt back to his crotch, hiding his erection again. His legs hitch back up to his chest as his hold body tenses, the young recruit wanting the embarrassing moment to end as quickly as possible. But after hearing a word that he's yet to learn about, he slowly relaxes as she might know what's happening to him.
...Crush?
>The word lingers with him for a while, as he's too young to even know what that is. He looks up at the grunt with watery eyes that are near the brink of tearing.
I don't think so... What's a crush?
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>>8188809
You got some more exiting new news or what homie
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>>8188749
>Her mind was just about vacant, breathing heavily while she keeps hold of consciousness, before squealing like a pig when she was coated with precum inside her body. She panted up at him with begging eyes, needing his cum.
Oh, I submit! I'm yours master~!
>She calls out, panting loudly before finally squirting her own load out. Despite this, she smiles at him cumming into pussy, rubbing her breasts together and purring while he claims her back, making her moan while gazing up.
King Rance, I'm your little princess fuck doll...
>She slowly takes off her crown, moving it up to him for him to claim.
Please, take my crown. Become a true ruler. All the women of my kingdom are yours to fuck; just please...
I want to be your cum dumpster again in the future~
>Daisy declared, panting loudly and clenching her fists together in mind break submission.
(Marked, bitch!)
>>
>>8188813
But Mio isn't the used goods of every Jamal and Tyrone from the east coast to west.

>>8188825
Hell yeah. Doesn't that look much better?
>>
>>8188825
I wanna fuck Tifa
>>
>>8188824
She's so cute!!! Esp in 2D clone wars!!
>>
>>8188780
Something about Bell acting like a simp and Hestia refusing to cuck him pissed off one guy, then everyone slammed that one guy and now I guess some dudes are mad at her for coddling a guy from HG especially after the spamming earlier today.
>>
>>8188787
How degenerate is Astris?
>>
>>8188839
same
t. Squall
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>>8188819
That's right~!
>Said Yukari with a knowing smile as she stopped floating and landing on her feet softly, approaching the man before tapping his head with her folded fan.
I expect nothing but great things from you… Or maybe complete disappointment. Truth to be told, I don’t hold humans in high regard anyway~! Aha~
>>
Any boys into yaoi online?
>>
>>8188833
Misogyny
>>
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
HESTIA IS A CANCER.
>>
>>8188855
Me.
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>>8188831
>kissuposts

>>8188787
>sees herself as the big sister
Oh baby if only I didn't have to go to sleep
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>>8188826
Get rid of those pants and we'll see. Dicklets have to wait for their turn and pay up front.
>>8188836
Shush. Even though I haven't seen her after I dropped out of school, I'm sure she is doing worse than me.
>>
>>8188855
yaoi online?
is that an mmo?
>>
>>8188812
Face sitting,stuff like that I guess.

>>8188825
I already told that I'll tell you when the folder will be complete u stupid IDIot

>>8188849
Very
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>>8188841
Yes!
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>>8188859
This whole thread is cancer.
>>
>>8188874
Is she willing to do cockvore?
>>
>>8188869
I need a good yaoi ava to play with...

I'm so damn horny right now and want to be bullied by some buff yaoi anime boy.
>>
>>8188814
>>8188874
>missed me
Oh. I see...
>>
>>8188856
https://youtu.be/WcebgKvAoh0
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>>8188814
Maxing out my social link? Well I guess we could do stuff like talking for a bit!
>>
>>8188888
Male avas get shitposted a lot though, anon.
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>>8188767
Hestia wanted to be nice because Bell is the same ava from that same fucking anime. If he was something different, then I wouldn't complain. He should just post anonymous instead of being a main character ava. Literally, ban all male avas.
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>>8188886
...what
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>>8188910
You heard me.
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>>8188874
Facesitting you say? What a coincidence, I happen to have a face right here.
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>>8188872
Well no fucking shit you dropped out of school with logic like that. The only thing you seem to be good for nowadays is dropping things. Which is pretty accurate considering how often you drop to your knees.
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>>8188900
Sounds like fun! What would you like to talk about?
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>>8188905
They shouldn't be afraid.
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>>8188733
Sorry, didn't see the reply but yeah. The dead hours orc probably has a few avas in mind but mostly indifference for now, mainly depends on how curvy and busty they are.
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>>8188908
>Literally, ban all hetero male avas
FTFY
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>>8188912
I can neither deny or confirm that I'd do it
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>>8188833
King Rance, uh? I like the sound of that… It has a nice ring to it! King Rance, King Rance… Gahahaha! Kichikuou Rance (Demon King Rance)!
>Satisfied with having conquered another Princess, Rance happily sat besides the lewd Daisy. Stretching his arms upwards, he happily laid next to her, arm wrapped around her form and keeping his newest property close to him.
Well, Princess… Now you know what to do: We must find more Princess and have them join us next time! Gahahaha…
>He was, after all, a greedy jerk who enjoyed the company of beautiful women and he was pretty sure that Daisy’s friends would be fine women to bed!
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>>8188908
Especially that shitshow of a Rance.
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>>8188852
[I'm starting to get tired, I'm probably going to go to bed.]
>He winced as she tapped him on the head, grinding his teeth. He could tell this was the start of nothing but misery for him.
Alright, I'll try not to disappoint, like most humans. I'll make sure to prepare the comfiest god damn bed possible.
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>>8188923
Well, no one likes to get shitposted on, sorry.
Until the male hate band wagon dies down male avas are going to be few and far between
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>>8188799
Oh, Anon~
>Rogue purred between hot moans, ready to finally answer him. Every breath she gave, the goth gave a pump on top of Anon.
Suga'
>pump
Of
>pump
Course
>pump
Ya'
>pump
Can't~
>And with that, Rogue slammed down onto the dildo inside her, almost taking it whole. A hard deep squeal escaped her while Kitty inched ever closer.
Like, that's real rude, Marie. Who's gonna lick my pussy now?
>Her pink heat sat just above his scarf covered lips
You?
>Then, Rogue leaned down and Kitty phased. The goth's lips touched Anon's through the scraf, but more than that, it looked like Rogue was eating Kitty's cunt. She wasn't, but the way she controlled it made her just translucent enough for Rogue's tongue to look like it fucked those folds. With that, Rogue gave Anon another hot kiss.
Are ya' just gonna keep laying there, Anon?

(let me know if I got too weird or anything)
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>>8188918
Hey, don't talk to me like that unless you want me- uh... One of my boyfriends to beat you up! I'm still smart and stuff, I merely dropped out because I didn't like how slow school was!
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>>8188938
What is that suppose to mean?
>The anon looks confused at Astris
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>>8188949
The only male ava people blame for that is owain
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>>8188942
(Thanks for the fun Rance anon! I'll be sure to try and add at least Peach next time for the fun~! See you in the future!)
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>>8188836
Sort of.

>>8188839
>>8188851
You'll get your chance~
Have some breasts

>>8188874
[Autistic Thirst Screeching]
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>>8188916
But weirdly enough,you aren't on your back and waiting for me to use you as a seat.
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>>8188960
[Can't wait~ G'night!]
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>>8188908
>Literally, ban all male avas.
Oh, that's what this actually is about
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>>8188950
(Not too weird at all. This is amazing. Best T&D scene I've ever had.)
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>>8188924
That's neat, always wondered if you were actually looking to play. Hope you catch someone sometime then, dickorc
Remember to be gentle, make sure you get consent
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Mommy?
...
MOOOOOOOOOM
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>>8188959
Nah, Owain is one of many male avas people hate
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>>8188952
How the fuck are they going to do shit to me when half of them are in jail and the other half are too fucking stupid to read a map? And you dropped out because school was slow? Why would you do that? You had something in common!
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>>8188908
>Hestia wanted to be nice because Bell is the same ava from that same fucking anime.
By saying this, you're ignoring everything that she said.
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>>8188919
Well first,we need to know each other better!
>She pulls out a note pad from her pocket.
What's your favorite color? And your favorite food? Oh,and I need to know what's your favorite song in the world too!
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>>8188938
Do it.
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>>8188963
Goodness, how forgetful of me.
>Anon looks around for a place to lie down?
(Are we just doing a bedroom? If so I lie down. Or maybe you had a scenario in mind?)
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>>8188959
Wait is this literally Chat?
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>>8188994
>listening to a woman
>ever
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>>8188945
[We can do a thing tommorrow if you're cool with it, just hit me with TuxedoAnon, darling~]

I know you won't disappoint... If you make me proud, well, I'm sure I can give you something really nice~
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>>8188986
Jiro I thought we told you to kill yourself
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>>8188995
Oh uh... I like Blue, Tator Tot Casserole, and Eye of the Tiger. Odd choices, I know.
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>>8188942
>Demon King Rance
>not Sadistic King Rance

Do you not even into Kichiinto?! Fucking atrocious.
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>>8188986
What did you mean by this?
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>>8188955
I mean,that's just...weird? How I supposed to fit someone in my cock?

>>8188998
No.
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>>8188989
Nf... Whatever, just stop bullying me. I initially thought about blowing you, but you lost all chances of that ever happening!
>Mugi pouts, crosses her arms and faces away from the rude anon.
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>>8189023
Dang... Shame.
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>>8188986
Morrigan is exhausted right now. She can't ERP atm
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>>8189023
Well we can't really know till we've tried right?
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>>8188950
Kitty's pussy was so close, Anon could feel the heat. Then suddenly she turned translucent and Rogue's tongue came out of her at him. He felt her lips kiss him through the scarf. When the kiss ended, he suddenly realized that Kitty being phased meant he could get up. He sat up, keeping the toy in Rogue, already missing the sight of Kitty's pussy, but a bit happy to no longer be distracted by her teasing from pleasing Rogue. He put her arm around her back and held her naked body to his very clothed body, humping his hips and thrusting the toy in and out of her as she bounced in his lap. He was trying to be the best toy he could, hoping to get Rogue off just as well as Kitty.
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>>8189013
>>8189022
>>8189029
MOOOOOOM
WE'RE OUT OF DORITOS
GO BUY SOME MORE
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>>8189025
Good. Why the fuck would I ever let that diseased cesspit of a mouth even ten feet near my dick? You've had more cock in you than a fucking poultry farm.
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>>8189003
(a bedroom is totally fine)
>The AssAssin waits no time and immediately takes place on his face as soon as he's laid down.
Well,at least you have enough decency to pardon yourself.

>>8188961
Are you alright?
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>>8189046
>The anon who has shitposting morrigan on /v/ is here now

Oh god
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>>8189046
I told you, no more junk food. You need to slim down.
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>>8189046
kys jiro
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>>8189052
You calling me that was the most hurtful thing that has happened to me tonight.
I hate you forever.
... I mean, take your time with the folder, fampai.
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>>8189028
I mean,I'd totally be down for it but I don't really feel like doing this in a thread for alot of reasons.

>>8189034
I...guess? However,I can't see how you'd fit more than a finger in it.
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>>8189054
was*
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>>8189047
I don't have any diseases! Do I look sick? ...Look, I know you want to cum on my fucking eyebrows.
Just pay up and let's get this over with.
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>>8189052
>Anon rubs his hands over her shapely ass as it comes down. He tugs at her skintight suit.
Doesn't this have to come off?
>He said, thinking he'd be licking her, not realizing she might have only smothering him in mind.
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>>8189046
I am not ok with this
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>>8189018
>The young girl takes notes,nodding with each answers.
I see,I see! Next is uuuuh,oh yeah! How do you spend your time after class?
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>>8188984
Thats a pretty tall order for an orc! I'll probably start posting more often as her soon.
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>>8189057
I'LL BREAK THE TV IF YOU WON'T DO IT, MOM
AND I'M A WHOLE LOT SLIMMER THAN YOU, YOU FAT COW
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>>8189046
Calm down
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>>8189087
You better not young lady!
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>>8189046
Go back to /v/
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>>8189063
Don't worry bb,shouldn't take long now
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>>8189082
Well, I go to the mall and get something to eat, then I go home and masturba-
I-I mean, play video games! Yeah...
>Anon started to sweat a little, looking pretty nervous as he almost slipped up.
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>>8189085
It's easy! Just walk up to a fair lady, make some kind small talk, and try not to intimidate her with your frame or your hard on that pointing right at her
See, easy
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>>8189092
NO TV? FINE, I'LL BREAK YOUR HEALY WEALY STICK IF YOU DON'T GET GOING, MOMMY
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>>8189104
Can't wait~
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>>8189119
>>8189119
Please, calm down.
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>>8189119
You little brat.
Go to your room!
I'm not getting you shit.
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>>8189119
GO BACK TO /V/
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>>8188721
>The grunt blinks as she accepts the card, then just idly stares at it, unsure of what to do with it. Usually they just paid in cash... she wasn't really sure how to use this card.
Uh... o-okay.
>C-Custom made? Usually they just threw on whatever fit...
Fitted? Uh, I-I guess..?
>The confused grunt says, still not knowing what to do with the card in their hand and overwhelmed by everything happening, including the headpat.

>>8188829
You... You're kidding me. You really don't know?
>The grunt says in disbelief. Just how sheltered was this kid?
Agh... this is wack, yo.
>She says to herself, never having thought she'd have to explain something like this to a kid.
Well, have you ever had a girl - or a guy, Team Skull don't discriminate - that you, like, liked a lot? I don't just mean like, I mean, like, like like, y'know?
>It wouldn't be surprising if he knew even less after talking to her.
Well, so... guys, like, get like that when they're like... excited... I guess. And so it, like, only goes away after a while or if you, uh.... take care of it. You followin' me, l-lil bro?
>She says nervously, scratching her head and trying to avoid eye contact with the young boy and his tearful gaze. Don't look at me like that, yo! Ugh...
Listen, you didn't do anything wrong, alright?
>She reassures, giving him a hesitant pat on the head.
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>>8189129
Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?
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>>8189129
SNICKIES
GIVE ME THAT
>>8189130
I'M GONNA SCREAM UNTIL I PASS OUT, MOMMY
LAST WARNING
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>>8189065
Perhaps you are right... How about I just blow you instead then?
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Testing...
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>>8189148
Do it then. If you pass out at least you'll be quiet.
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Still horny for a buff yaoi session.
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>>8189072
Mhmm?
>She takes a better seat on his face to shut him up,the latex from her suit squeaking from the friction.
It only comes off if you say "Please miss Widowmaker".
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Hi. I'm new here, and I'm not sure where or how to start with ERP.

Can someone give me tips? It took me more than a week of lurking to gather up the confidence to post.
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>>8189163
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8189169
Mmmmm mmmphmm mmmuuumphm.
>Anon's voice was muffled almostly completely by her latex covered ass.
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>>8189157
>tfw you normally hate HDD's content but love Brain Dump
It's an odd feel
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>>8189172
Never ever post again.
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>>8189172
Don't get attached.
Don't shitpost.
Don't pay attention to shitposts.
Pick a character you really like and play it, the rest comes naturally.
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>>8189172
Run away. Run away.
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>>8189177
>gives zero fucks, just waits
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>>8189172
My preferred way is to chat with an ava that you're interested in first rather than jump in
Ask what they're into, if they're into something you are, then build from there
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>>8189106
>She stops straight as she was writing the first letters of "masturba-".
Hey! I need you to be completely honest with me! Or else it won't work! At least that what that dude with the big nose told me...
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>>8189045
Aah! Suga'!~ Yes! Ya' such a good and loyal toy!
>Rogue was about to give him his reward as she rode Anon as hard and fast as she could. Wrapping her arms around his shoulders, she hung on for dear life as she bucked into Anon like wild. It was great for Rogue but there was some small problems Anon had to take care of. Kitty guided her hand from behind to take ahold of Anon's hand. She made sure that he held Rogue's large dildo inside her as the goth bucked wildly into it. The goth continued to molest Anon's lips beneath the scarf while Kitty expertly guided him.
Oh!~ Oh, A-anon~! Ah' feel ya' big, hot cock inside me! Mmph! Ya' feel so good ya' feeling me up! My body~! My body... ya' make me feel so good!
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>>8189172
Fuck right off.
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>>8189192
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaa...aaa...aaaaaaa
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>>8189204
O-okay, sorry. I like to go home and... masturbate...
>Anon admitted, feeling totally embarrassed, his face now flushed. He really didn't want to reveal that to such a pretty girl.
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>>8189172
I got you boss.

Best way is to test the waters with the character you had in mind, rather than typing up a real big post and risk getting no bites. Unless making big posts is your style that is. Making chatter while behaving in character is usually a nice segway into the lewd stuff even though it takes a bit of time.
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>>8189172
Kill yourself.
>>
I made the mistake of looking at the other threads on trash and I realised it's getting an influx of leftypol and tumblr progressive bullcrap.
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>>8189213
>waits, just watching
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>>8189003
>are we just doing a bedroom
Boner dead. Kys.

>>8189045
Learn how to fucking write. Jesus fucking wall of cancer! Learn what a fucking paragraph is! An hero!

>>8189046
Dat cancerous ass!
>slaps

>>8189072
Are you fucks even over 13? The grammar here is horrible. Neck yourself!

>>8189108
You're a perfect poster child for abortion rights.

>>8189138
>does no one here even know how to form a paragraph?

>>8189177
For once, I agree with something here tonight.
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>>8189164
Fuck off back to Discord, chat.
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>>8189182
>She lifts her ass a bit,just enough for him to breath an talk.
So? What do you say?
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>>8189228
Awoo!
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>>8189231
Mmph
At least I don't get shit posted there.
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>>8189235
Did your parents have any children that lived?
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>>8189226
aaaaaaaaaa....aaaa...a...
>collapses and falls flat on her now blue face.
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>>8189228
KYS
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>>8189210
>Anon stays the course, he doesn't want to hinder Rogue's pleasure by changing things just when she's really enjoying it. Kitty knows better how to please Rogue, and it's more important that she gets off that to preserve his pride as the one who gets her off. He makes eye contact with Kitty as she takes control, she can see in his eyes how emasculated he feels, but he doesn't resist her taking over, just keeping his hand there being Rogue's toy, used by Kitty to please her. He kissed Rogue back as passionately as he could through the scarf.
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>>8189245
Fuck you, cancer!
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>>8189251
>taps her ass
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>>8189246
No because nobody wants to tell you to your face how fantasizing about Naruto's cock musk is something you should be ashamed of.
>>
>incredibly tired, keep falling asleep for a few seconds then waking back up
>Have an insane craving for a dick in my mouth
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>>8189251
>kicks her hard in the stomach
Keep screaming. You said til you pass out.
>Kick her in the stomach again.
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>>8189268
Kys faggot!
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>>8189268
>locks a ball gag in your mouth to prevent dick going in there.
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>>8189264
wait is this something he actually does
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>>8189252
I can not comply, anon. For I am the shitposter we need, not the shitposter we deserve.

Also, blame the ERPer who linked this thread in my normal hangout.
>>
https://strawpoll.com/69y7r3d
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>>8189293
HESTIA IS A CANCER
HESTIA IS A CANCER
HESTIA IS A CANCER
HESTIA IS A CANCER
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>>8189293
I don't even know who Bell and Hestia are. So apparently they're easy to ignore.
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>>8189293
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>>8189293
I have no idea what this is in reference to, but Bell is a shitty name so I'm voting them.
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>>8189282
He's literally talking about wanting to fuck Naruto in the lobby RIGHT NOW.
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>>8189279
((Well may as well do as >>8189274 says then. Good night forever.))
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>>8189320
Jeasus. How gay.
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>>8189138
>The recruit shakes his head at her question.
No...
>The only girl or guy that come to his mind are his parents, and although he likes them a lot, the like that the skull grunt was talking about is much different than the one he felt for them. The fact that there is more than one like confuses him greatly.
I don't have anyone I like, like like?
>He snivels a bit as the tears still threaten to leak out the corners of his eyes, even with skull grunt's explanation somewhat easing his worries.
I think so...
>He then turns his body around on her lap to give the skull grunt a hug in return for soothing him, his head inadvertently sandwiching itself into her pillowy chest. The waterworks in his eyes have gone away, and the recruit is now much more calmer than he was prior to her revealing his erection. The young recruit stays still for a moment, letting the soft feeling of her chest soothe him some more, then moves his head up her breasts and rests his chin in between while he looks up at her. There's still a bit of rosiness on his face, with his nose being brighter than the rest.
Sis, how do I take care of it?
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>>8189325
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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>>8189320
How can someone have such shit taste?

>>8189327
No, gay people have some level of taste anon.
At this point I'm thinking chat may be a fujoshi.
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>>8189346
>he doenst wanna sniff narutos smelly cock
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>>8189346
Tell him to post the screenshot of me saying I want to sniff narutos cock musk.
I want to laugh when he can't.
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Redpill me on Hestia
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>>8189359
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
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>>8189367
Big anime titties.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189367
A shitty anime girl.
>>
What did i miss?
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Naruto characters are shit anyway and whoever plays one should kill themselves

>>8189367
Pretty chill ava who got shitposted by a single anon because she didn't want to do NTR
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>>8189367
She deserves to die.
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do we have a discord group?
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>>8189382
>Naruto characters are shit anyway and whoever plays one should kill themselves

You're kind of undermining your own argument there with that pic.
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>>8189370
I'm not a jerk, I play a male ava so I get shitposted into oblivion until everyone bandwagons onto it. So is life on 4chan
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>>8189357
Naruto is trash kid.

Chinese electric Batman however I'd slobber his dick while he gets drunk and beats me.
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>>8189389
Ask your mom.
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>>8189389
>Going to the discord
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If you wrote yaoi captions all day, you'd be horny for some dick too.
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>>8189389
No
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>>8189391
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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>>8189390
I-It was supposed to be sarcasm anon
I-I'm not good at this comedy thing
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hi I'm chat
>farts
hehe
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>>8189402
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger..
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>>8189404
>>8189396
>>8189395
that's a shame. it shouldn't be so hard to help some people jerk off
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>>8189402
A S S
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M U S K
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>>8189408
Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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>>8189414
>let's use a different website to do that even though we have one right here we and you are using
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>>8189414
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
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>>8189418
I'm sorry.
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>>8189377
Hestia was ERPing and Bell from HG decided to try and RP with them so that got anons mad at Hestia. Then one anon wanted Hestia to actually do an NTR ERP with him because of Bell and she refuses so now people are riled up.
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>>8189427
"horny attention whore" is my preferred pronoun
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>expecting any better from a grown man with an inuyasha daki and who openly fantasizes about Nintendo characters
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189434
>sucks on the candy sluts tits
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>>8189434
Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger...
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>>8189377
Attention Whores and White Knights
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189438
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger
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>>8189440
Wait what9
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>>8189443
Hands off wtf

>>8189445
Rude desu

But alas, it's late and I need to lie down and die.
G'nite, gentlemen.
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>mfw shitposter Rance is way more entertaining than the actual Rance
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>>8189456
Chat has a full size Inuyasha body pillow.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger..
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>>8189453
maybe i'll shut up if you let me suck your cock.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger
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>>8189458
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
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>>8189440
"Nintendo" bitch get it right I want to suck yaoi dick not marios dick.
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>chat btfo so hard he has to spam to cover his ass
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>>8189458
>Hotaru is Hestia
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>>8189256
(I'm sorry. I might have to end this soon.)
>Rogue pumped harder and harder, close to cumming, using only Anon's body as a fuck toy for herself, ignoring every aspect of his lust. The odd bucking Anon did only emphasised his clumsy, virgin nature. Not only was he inexperienced but he was also was only fucking his girlfriend by proxy. Rogue's tongue was pressing past Anon's lips, though the fabric still blocked their ineratction. Sweat and cum was dirtying all of Anon's clothes.
Mhm~! Suga', ah' want ya' cock inside me! My hot cunt wrapping ya' dick! Mmph! A-ah' wish ya' could, suga'! Ya' hot tongue on my tits! Oh, Anon!
>The heat was building up inside. Sweat poured from her body, the electricity hurling through her muscles. With a final fuck pumps, Rogue slammed down on the dildo and Anon's sex as she screamed. Her cum flowed out of her, staining Anon's pants, while she cried out in ecstasy. Kitty, meanwhile, was simply petting Anon while he watched it all take place.e
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>Souda flies into the thread, completely and utterly damaged. His limbs are distorted and his bright yellow jumpsuit stained with blood. As his nearly lifeless body hits the ground he yelps out in pain. The Ford Focus from next door really did a number on him
S-Someone...please help me! I can't feel my shins!
>His hopes that there's a motherly nurse around to help him ease the pain is high, but the chances of his hopes getting crushed are even higher
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>>8189464
You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
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>>8189473
You talk about Link ALL THE FUCKING TIME
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wow some intersting people on
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger....
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>>8189478
(We can continue another time if you're getting too sleepy. Should I type one more reply?)
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>>8189482
Oh yea, but who doesn't want to suck that twinks dick?
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>>8189477
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>>8189481
if you just use me and fill me up, i'll leave you alone
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>>8189493
>NOZOMI WAS HESTIA
It makes sense now
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>>8189479
I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
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>>8189490
(We can do a few more. Just giving you a warning. )
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>>8189479
You're not do worthless after all, Souda!

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189505
(Cool. Cause this is really hot!)
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What a messy place.
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>>8189414
Either do it in the threads or DM.
All of the groups are drama cancer
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>>8189479
>Slowly walks up to the downed mechanic and does what his mother failed to do more than twenty years ago.
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>>8189497
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
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>>8189493
>ESL is Hestia

No fucking wonder.
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>>8189507You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189492
>>8189492
>>8189492
>>8189492
>>8189492
>>8189492
this is real
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>>8189501
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>>8189510
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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Please don't stab my wife again.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, Souda. he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and Souda complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Souda is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Souda cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Souda weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189479
>A guy who was quietly reading his newspaper in the corner looks at the bloody and battered messy that just crawled in. Shaking his head and putting down his paper right before it got to the juicy column, he hefts the brutalized fellow into his arms and escorted him to the patented ERP Hospital Ward-- located in the middle of the fuckvoid.
Jeasus. You got fucked up.
>The place is filled with succubus nurses that may or may not molest him once he's recovered. But that ain't none of his business.
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>>8189530
>HORO WAS HESTIA
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>>8189493
But didn't Nozimi left because off of Chat? What a fucking c u c k.
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>>8189478
>Anon kissed her back, holding her naked body close, feeling her writhing and not feeling any of her soft skin. He humped his hips futilely as she screamed about "his" dick inside of her, though he couldn't feel anything but her gushing over the toy, his clothes getting damp. Anon's lip quivered as Kitty petted him (On the top of his head I'm guessing?). They all knew it was Kitty who'd gotten Rogue off, Anon just being another toy she was using to please her friend. He looked at Kitty and nodded silently, accepting his current role in the dynamic like a good toy.
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>>8189545
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>>8189538
>stabs
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189548
Nope, she returned as Hestia but she got BTFO again
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>>8189538
>shoots her in the face
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>>8189548
Nope. He left because he get mistaken for Chat. Imagine being called Chat all the days.
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>>8189545
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
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>>8189561
What clever disguise will they come up with next?! Be ever vigilant for the ESL cancer attempting to infiltrate the threads, ERP. Only YOU can make ERP great again.
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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189579
You're more cancerous than they are
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>>8189507
Thanks, but Miss. Sonia and I don't have a son yet.

>>8189514
>The mysterious gunman pumps Souda with one...two...three...six bullets, each tearing a hole in the mechanic's grease stained flesh. If it weren't for the first bullet blowing his head off he would have screamed bloody murder, but all he can do now is lay on the cold, unforgiving floor as his body drains itself of all its fluids
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>>8189578
HOT
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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189601
NANI!?
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>>8189595
LOL

>>8189601
GET OUT
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>>8189584
Oh noes! Some asshurt saltlord called me cancer! This really makes me reconsider my shitposty ways. Wow. Just wow.
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>>8189579

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189601
>a cute kantai was hestia all along
deep
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>>8189613
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>>8189544
>As the man walks out of the ERP hospital, he hears Souda screaming as the succubi drain him of all his "other" bodily fluids
I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY PURE FOR SONIA-CHAAAAAAN!
>Souda was never, ever seen again by anyone
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>>8189601
W-wew this is a nice picture. Thank you anon!

Remember that l-19 is always at your service!
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>>8189613>>8189622

This pleases me...
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>>8189579
I want all the ESL to die.
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>>8189628
No one cares what you like
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>>8189624
Thank you, Iku!
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>>8189595
You should have screencapped the part where he's been sitting alone in lobby for half an hour and trying to beg Leo and Kenny to "laugh at anons".
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Now that Hestia is done and she got BTFO

Who'll be the next Hestia?
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>>8189633
DO YOU CARE IF I DID THIS FOR YOU!
>Sucks your cock
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>>8189585
>Miss

Remind me to rape Sonia later. Gahahaha!

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189643
Your mom.
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I WAS HESTIA ALL ALONG
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>>8189643
No one, because we scared them off.
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>>8189643
>tfw we'll never have a Hestia again because of Bellcuck
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>>8189645
You're NOT gonna rape her! She's made for me and me only, asswipe! If you so much as touch her I'll charge you full price for your next oil change!
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>>8189643
Why are all the Hestias we get such drama bait? The Nep one was cancerous as fuck and this new one sucks too.
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>>8189538
>tfw no Lucky Star avas
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>>8189650
>summons all the old cancer ships from /b/
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>>8189660
Jinx, go to bed.
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>>8189661
Clingy anons who couldn't get over being told "no".
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>>8189661
Hestia is a cursed ava
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>>8189661
This Hestia is fine. The problem is that the anons love to shitpost them
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>>8189658
I don't even know what an oil change means, you idiot! Try and stop me! Gahaha!
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189623
>On his way out of the facility, he looks back at the screams coming out from the inside and scratches his head. Perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Eh. He'll live.
>Anon goes back to his corner to resume reading amidst the shitflinging and the Hestia-posting.
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>>8189670
>>8189675
That's the question though. Why Hestia? This is not an isolated event, there's a pattern.
>>8189672
I don't really believe in that stuff but I'm starting to...
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>>8189660
>Jinx is Hestia!
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>>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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I hope Kami-sama doesn't leave because of this, I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
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> You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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Let me rape your ava right now or else this anime bitch gets it.
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>>8189682
We hate all the Ava Anon.
Maybe I'll shitpost Sponty too.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>Shitia posting
>Lance spamming
What a shit thread tonight.
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>>8189686
No one is this lacking in self awareness

This pretty much confirms that you're a shitposter
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>>8189682
She was doing fine until this particular anon appeared.

And this fag too>>8189686
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger....
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>>8189690
Pull the trigger. Do it motherfucker!
>>
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.....
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>>8189686
If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.
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>>8189677
I'll...I'll...I'll dress up as Sonia! You'll mistake her for me, then when you put it in her poop chute you'll actually be putting it in my poop chute! How's that for stoppin' you!?
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>>8189696
The true extent of HG's writing ability.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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Another day to show how autists are the anons from /erp/. Each day you manage to surpass yourselves.
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>>8189690
Do it

>>8189686
Kill yourself. You nobody.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger..
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>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189715
Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
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>>8189690
Ok anon
>wiggles his butt
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>>8189686
>Liking ESL

Disgusting.
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>>8189228
no

>>8189335
>The grunt hesitantly returns his hug, one of her hands petting his head as he sits in between her breasts. Oh boy...
How do you take care of it...? Err...
>The grunt struggles on how to answer this. Should she just tell him to rub it? He doesn't know how at all! facepalms as she figures it would be much easier just showing him than trying to explain it to a kid who didn't even know what a crush was, or else they'd be there all day AND night.
I'll... I'll show you, lil bro.
>She said while taking him by the shoulders and gently seating him on her lap.
That's what big sisters are for... right?
>I can't believe I'm doing this...
Just... relax, yo. I'll take care of it for you this time.
>She gulps as her shaky hand reaches for the boy's shorts, taking hold of his zipper and undoing it. After a moment's hesitation, she tugs downwards on his shorts and underwear.
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Come join us, anon.
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>>8189724
I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.
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>>8189728
>ESL isn't cute
You're trash
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>>8189708
How 'bout my sword down your throat?
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189724
Chat, no.Stop being a homo.
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>>8189703
>>8189717
>>8189724
!!!
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>>8189724
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>>8189723
You might be confusing me for someone else, but thanks for the (You) anyway. Here is one in return.
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>>8189728
ESL should be killed.
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I blame the Anti-skub fags for this shit.
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>>8189555
(wew)
>Rogue fell onto the bed, panting from her orgasm as Anon leaned over her. Kitty pushed Anon to the side, already dressed in clothing. Cuddling the exhausted, cumming goth, Kitty snuggled the naked girl as she purred
Did I make you cum? You're toy needed my help to get you there~
>Rogue was too burnt to answered. Instead, she nodded her head while her body heaved with breaths and moans. And Anon could only watch the two girls cuddle with cum-stained pants.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

>You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger..
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>>8189736
What're those things on her chest?

>>8189740
Am I still gonna be dressed as Sonia, or...?
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>>8189736
NIGGA I'M SHITTING POSTING!
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189742
Oh great now I have to call the panda to deal with this mess.
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>>8189742
HEADSHOT
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger...
>>
>>8189738
English motherfucker do you speak it?
>>
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger._
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>>8189755
You're not being very good at it either.
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>>8189697
I just wanted to have fun with Kami-sama, I really didn't mean to cause any kind of problems. I swear!
>>8189698
H-hey...there's no need for calling names. I understand this is partially my fault and I accept that, but you don't need to call me names.
>>8189717
Why would I do that? If I did that, nobody would be around to protect Kami-sama. I want to grow stronger so I can protect her, so she doesn't have to worry...
>>8189728
I...I don't know what ESL means, but even if Kami-sama is this "ESL", I'll still protect her.
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>>8189742
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>>8189764
Yes and I don't talk to niggers
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>>8189736
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189756
Jeasus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.
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_You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
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>>8189770
I want to fuck Miku
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New:
>>8189785
>>8189785
>>8189785
>>8189785
>>8189785
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>>8189772
Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
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>>8189772
Stop being IC and accept responsibility for what you did.

Your first mistake was picking up a male ava to force Hestia to interact with you, your second mistake was blatantly circlejerking the source material, and the third is trying to get people to pity you for your, now obvious, shitposting.

Fuck off.
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You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.......
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>>8189772
Stop attention whoring and kill yourself. You're literally cancer.
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https://strawpoll.com/69y7r3d
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>>8189772
>Being in IC

How autistic are you?
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>>8189749
>Anon looked at the two, he was so jealous, Kitty could see it on his face, even with the scarf. Anon tried to join the cuddle, but Kitty's position didn't make it easy. He silently mouthed 'please' to her, so desperate to join, but her reaction seemed to indicate that wasn't enough.
Please...
>Anon said, ashamed that he had to beg Kitty just to cuddle Rogue. Hoping that was enough, but the timing making it clear he'd have to be 100% clear.
P-please let me cuddle her too, Kitty.
>Anon's lip quivered, feeling Kitty's total dominance of the situation.
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>>8189772
Is Hestia your waifu or something? Is that why you're doing this? You saw a Hestia and saw your chance to RP with your waifu?
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>>8189695
Thanks for making this night better,wirh that pasta. Now I gotta go watch the video
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