HG Thread
1st for Don't post during March 15.
>>8187503
I can confirm that it is the best feeling. I really love the way it feels when someone's just gently playing with it, it's like having someone pet your arm with the tips of their fingers.
>>8187500
Hey! hey! stop!
>>8187508
Fine! fine! I forgot! happy?!
>>8187524
Believe me, after a few good ones I'll get stuffed.
>>8187532
Explain or shut the fuck up
>>8187421
>>8187421
That's really noble and brave of you, it may not mean much, but you have my respect.
>>8187550
kys
>>8187514
I just went into the closet today to put some pants away, though!
>>8187499 (Anon)
>You fuckin' know it, baybee.
>>8187520 (Bea)
Yup! Trust me, Bea, it'll be thrilling! Don't you wanna do crimes?
>>8187547
If it bothers you, you can always change. I believe in you.
>>8187441
...You know, now I'm the one owing you.
I'm open to ideas. Anything's better than nothing.
>>8187520
>>8187378
why so active today
>>8187556
You're right, it really isn't much. After all, once you leave we'll never see each other again. What good is respect if you'll be forgotten?
>>8187451
Just start where you feel like you should and see how it goes.
>Shimakaze (Male) plops down onto the ground.
I have plenty of time to lend my ear.
>>8187570
Yeah, I was in there, you just didn't see me. btw your legs look fantastic today
>>8187480
Wh-What do you mean? I-I am the reincarnation of Satan himself! I am the archdemoness, the one that'll bring this world to her feet. I will encase the world in an inferno that none of you will ever survive! I-It's not just his plan, it's my plan... the rapture will happen no matter what as the empress of the lakes of sulphur and the piles of brittle bones that the hounds of cerberus chew upon has arrived!
>Satanichia strikes her pose, her middle and index finger held horizontally in front of her eye as she closes it. She walks away out of the room they were in, strutting out with her backpack hung over one of her clavicles. She waves the boy goodbye as she walks through the door.
Soon you'll fall as well, take that in mind for when you try and speak in a demeaning way to me, because next time, it'll be both of those ahoges burning.
Me? A rapist? I…
>Rance cleared his throat, looking at Daisy with a suspicious look before shrugging, a strong arm wrapping around her curvy body, resting a hand on her butt as he pulled her towards his armored form. Gifting the Princess a grin, he looked at her with lust before speaking up.
Nonsense! I have never done such a thing with women. If something, I treat them with respect and integrity… Before making sweet, passionate love to them.
>Sure, he was lying, but all of the women he conquered by force were either evil ones or just obnoxious banshees. It was his duty as conqueror to do so! At least that was his reason.
… Of course, 99.9% of the time I use my wits and charm to bed my partners, something that seems to have effect with you, isn’t that right, Princess?
>Asked Rance with a sharp grin, showing off that lovely sharklike teeth.
>>8187550
Hoshi is going yo an hero himself with a suicide vest while meeting with Best Korea's leader
>>8187520 (Bea)
It's not appreciated, alright? It's been a long, difficult road just getting here for her, and I don't want some random schmuck making it worse. Not to mention you just saying that one thing and ignoring her.
>>8187547
Better, at least.
>She lets go with a smirk.
>>8187550
I'd assume it's something to do with Caesar.
>>8187584
I still don't see why....
Well, first off, you did show an interest in cooking or baking, yeah?
>>8187595
What was I wearing? Also, thank you! Booce says that a lot.
>>8187579
You think s- WAIT WHY THE HELL AM I TAKING ENCOURAGEMENT FROM YOU?! Who the heck are you anyway?! thinking you can tell the clever commander what to do!?
>>8187620
You got lucky in grabbing me, next time you won't be so lucky.
>>8187622
>any normal, sane person wearing anything but underwear or pajamas when they're home
we both know this answer.
Sup HG? Stay shit.
>>8187614
Soon as you said "not a rapist" you lost all credibility.
Also, quit spreading lame erotic novels about me!
>>8187595
Get the fuck out of here Podesta
>>8187644
Stand where I can see you in the closet, I'm about to open it.
>>8187652
Sup Booker
>>8187571
Normally no, in here where it's legit dangerous even more no. Unless you have some brilliant plan to steal from this place that doesn't involve us getting turned into ground beef or some shit I think we'd better think of some other way to do this.
>>8187584
My friend. She also doesn't have a job and kinda wanders around. What's your name then so I can correct myself.
>>8187620
I'm not trying to ignore anyone lady. I don't need some random schmuck of my own trying to start shit because of a misunderstanding.
>Bea
>>8187665
yeah alright. I'm wearing a ski-mask though so no pictures
>>8187591
Well, I have 18 sisters, I'm the tenth. I spend most of my time with Amatsukaze and Yukikaze. Oh, and I hate the rainy season.
>>8187627
Commander? Shireikan? I didn't mean anything bad by it.
>>8187620
That's true....
>she paps her cheeks a time or two
Bah, I've been meaning to do that more lately.
>>8187679
...You're direct at least.
I'm Urotsuki. You can call me Uro if you want.... You seem like the nicknames kind of person.
>>8187590
Helps you feel good I guess. Good question.
>>8187608
I never would have imagined Satan looking and sounding so...pathetic. Just from listening to you I get the feeling that you've got no confidence in what you're doing...
I hope you come back with something more to bring to the table. At this rate you'll get beaten by the old gentlemen that also planned to destroy this world. He does seem like he has more experience than you when it comes to being evil.
>Amami waves back to the devil as she walks away in the most sassy way possible
Until next time. Peace be with you.
>>8187679
We could get someone else to do it for us and split it three ways!
>>8187693
aw man I want booce to rape me while he's in a ski mask
You're not there!
>>8187670
You know Jesus is Booker, right?
>>8187620
God. Dammit.
>>8187637
Oi, I'm the superior here, remember that. You're straight out of an education without me.
>>8187679
>Rika harrumphs.
I get defensive about my friends, alright?
>>8187702
Oi, don't pass out on my just yet.
For the alternative...those dreams of yours. That's gotta be a sign of someone creative. I'd imagine there'd be a market for stuff you paint, for example....
>>8187712
>another person in the relationship
see ya, im out of here once you go to sleep
>>8187702
Alright Uro. I'm Bea. Glad we got that all cleared up now.
>>8187709
Who else would be stupid enough to do something like this? Actually better question, who would do it and then not completely backstab us?
>>8187721
The feeling's mutual.
>Holds out hand
Bea.
>>8187730
alright, goodnight hanekawa
>>8187696
Hmm... I accept your apology, I am Nazrin, your name?
>>8187721
Fine fine...
>>8187736
>She folds her arms.
I don't like touching people I haven't come to know and really like. Sorry.
...Rika.
>>8187743
You're lucky you're doing as well as you are when you barely bother showing up, honestly.
>>8187704
You could be right about that, but as I am now I feel pretty good.
Well then, I can see you're getting tired. Might as well turn in for the night, yeah? I can help you search for the exit tomorrow. Until then, we've gotta rest!
>>8187696
Huuh?
>Shimakaze (Male) stands up from her (his) spot, walking next to pupkaze and putting an arm around her.
I asked about you babe, not your sisters.
Dislike the rain? Well, that's oddly specific, but it's a start.
Is that really all there is to you?
>>8187758
It's called being clever, it runs in my veins.
>>8187736
Uhh...a robot, maybe? They're invincible! Plus, they don't have consciences, so they can't turn on us.
If I get dubs, I'll pull the giant log of shit out of my toilet and engrave the words "HG Thread" on it.
How's everyone tonight?
>>8187786
Pretty good.
Can I have some ass musk?
>>8187721
It's hard to help it. I'm at the point of the night where you get to that cozy feeling of being tired...
I've hardly ever painted. I took a class for it once or twice... That must have been years ago.
>>8187736
Was that just to point out the similarities between us?
I know, I know. I'm not the only one like this.
>>8187784
Reroll for you
It’s a natural thing, really! You’re so desirable that I must make you mine! After all, I like having sex with Princesses… Their cunts are usually tighter.
Usually.
>Rance laughed briefly, shaking his head as he looked her plant a kiss on the plate of his chest armor. Grinning, he reached for her form, picking her up with his strong arms, carrying her Princess style.
In that case, allow me to grace your bed with my presence! Let me show you what I have given to Parasoul and Zelda in the past~ Gahahaha!
>Those two names belonging to Princesses or Royalty that Rance had fucked at least once.
>>8187758
>Puts her hand down and lights a cigarette instead
Nice to meet you too.
>>8187781
Okay so how would we even convince a robot to listen to us in the first place?
>>8187800
You reminded me of my friend, that's all. Wasn't trying to offend anyone. You a college dropout like her?
>>8187759
You're right, who knows what life might throw at us tomarrow. Thanks again for deciding to help.
>>8187786
Shit. Just waiting for something worth shitposting about.
>Someone posting my stuff at HG of all places
For what purpose?
>Someone posting Rance
Imitation is the best form of flattery.
>>8187743
Tokitsukaze. Let me know if I can help you Shireikan!
>>8187768
I've never actually met a dog that I can recall but I think I'd like them. I've been going down to the beach a lot lately, and unless someone finally beat it today, I have the high score on that old game some of the cruisers got from some place off the base.
>>8187829
What? no, I already have my mice to help me.
>>8187771
There's nothing clever about ignoring an education!
>>8187800
I'm too upset to be tired. And personally, I always figured that art helps, but it isn't particularly necessary. Besides...realism or the like isn't too needed when something's based off your dreams, right?
>>8187817
>She pulls out a can of soda and cracks it open.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry about lashing out, alright?
I want to rip the trap's dick off
>>8187838
I'm not ignoring, I'm just outmaneuvering an education!
>>8187827
>kissu
Ignore it and move on my dude.
>>8187866
You should ignore that. They are basically copying anything Rance says right now.
>>8187817
...Never even went. Didn't get the chance.
It's a long story, but... I didn't see much of the outside world for a few years.
>>8187838
In other words, it doesn't really matter if it follows traditional art rules.
...A world made by me. The art can look exactly like how I see it, once I'm that good.
That's... That's a good idea.
>she shifts her weight towards Rika and wraps an arm around her in a one armed hug
HOw am I this lucky..
>>8187836
Hey! Hey! I can do whatever you need me too, I'm pretty reliable.
How is this a Hunger Games thread? Please, can none of you bother to even do a default games?
Such a alack of discipline is disgusting!
When you're a newfag, you don't know. But you don't know you don't know, so you do some dumb shit. Then, a bit later between new-mid, you know you don't know, so the risk taking goes down. Then you hit midfag, and you know, but you don't know you know, so you're still kinda cautious. Then you hit oldfag, and you KNOW you know. Now it's time to have some fun.
>>8187889
But I already have... actually... go fetch me a drink or something.
Lurkers reveal yourself.
>>8187838
Whatever. Sorry I compared your friend to mine.
>>8187886
You have some kind of disorder or something? Genuine question.
If dubs I'll host a game. Default or first code.
>>8187913
>>8187913
>>8187921
Reroll for a game
>>8187883
Classic
>>8187912
Got it! I'll be right back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4piVmHMtvEo
Yes.
>>8187952
Ken Kaneki
>>8187952
Kefka Palazzo
>>8187852
YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES! Own up to it, dammit!
>>8187890
Does it look like I'm here to amuse you?
>>8187886
Exactly-gah!
>Rika laughs a bit after she gets over the surprise, grinning.
There we go, that's better. And you deserve to be, clearly. You've been through a lot, you should have a break from it by now.
>>8187920
It's fine, it's fine. We both leaped to assumptions.
>>8187952
Rika
>>8187952
Sleeping Nazrin
>>8187952
Uni
>>8187936
>Not posting a code in case you won.
Even if you did win without proper preparation I'd never follow through with this shameful sham.
>>8187952
Popful Mail
>>8187952
Black Lives Matter
>>8187952
Hinmatoom
>>8187952
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>8187952
Baki
>>8187952
Bea
>>8187952
The Troll Slaiyers
>>8187952
Scanty Demon~
>>8187952
Saitama
>>8187952
Diavolo
>>8187952
>>8187952
The 45th
>>8187952
Conqueror
>>8187952
Penguin
>>8187943
Good, now it's time for me to make my escape!
>floats away
>>8187960
...No.
>boops Rika's nose and flies away
Goodniiiiight!
>>8187952
Konngara
>>8187952
Kira
>>8187952
aoba kazane
>>8187952
Tokitsukaze
>>8187887
Oh, you know what they say: The more the merrier! Gahahaha!
>Rance navigated through the halls and corridors of the castle, somewhat familiar with the architecture of a place like that. He guessed that her bedroom was somewhere in the highest tower, as usual of medieval castles. After a couple of minutes, he arrived to Daisy’s room, where he playfully dropped the lovely Princess on the bed, hands resting on his hips as he glanced at her lovely form.
If your friends are around I’d love to have them… And if not…
>The adventurer began to take off his armor and clothes, dropping them on the stone floor next to him. His form was muscular, strong and quite fit. As expected of someone like him.
… I would love to have you all by myself!
>>8187864
>Nobody accusing you
>You jump on the first chance you get to deflect the guilt
That really activates my almonds.
>>8187952
Kino
>>8187817
We can just ask one! Do robots have ears? Or anything they listen with?
>>8187952
Mae Borowski
>>8188004
...Idiot.
>>8188004
Wait! I brought you a raspberry soda! Shirei!
: l
>>8187952
Minamoto no Raikou
>>8187952
Rinoa
>>8187952
Urotsuki
>>8187920
Probably.
It was mostly my fault... And I can't deny that.
>>8187960
>she stifles a yawn, before putting the other arm around her and pulling her into a full hug
With as hard as I've worked...!
I just hope so.
>>8188031
>>8187960
You get into fights with people a lot? You give me the vibe of someone who doesn't like dealing with other people a lot.
>>8188020
The ones here all seem like they're pretty self-aware though. They're not like the stupid ones that vacuum floors and shit. We'll plan this out more next time, after this match I'm gonna try to drive back to Possum Springs. You need a ride?
>>8188031
Looks alright. Time to die.
>>8187952
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>8188031
>>8187960
>>8188041
Oi, put her in, would you?
>>8188018
Kill yourself KK.
give me 6 more instead
>>8188061
Vergil
>>8188061
Aku
>>8188041
What was your fault? If you don't mine me asking. If it's too private then we'll leave it at that.
>Blows some smoke and leans on the nearest wall
>>8188061
Negative Man
>>8187952
Mazda Cosmo 110s
>>8188061
Cold Man
>>8188061
Serena
>>8188061
Saren Arterius
>>8188079
ROTARY POWER
O
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better
>>8188082
I'd tell you to suck a cock but I can smell the dick on your breath from here
>>8187829
>Shimakaze (Male) nods his head, pretending to be interested while she (he) daydreams.
Ah, mhm...yes...sure.
Sounds exciting.
>>8188082
Hey, what are you doing? You weird.
>>8188047
I'm not very tolerant of idiots. Or people that run against how I act. Or the religious.
...Yeah. I'm on poor terms with a lot of people. A lot of death threats by way of lasers are great at deterring them from attacking though.
>>8188041
>Rika laughs a bit as she's man-handled.
Now THAT'S more like it! And I don't hope, I know. Feeling better?
>>8188131
Dragons...bah.
>>8188126
Ah, and I can count the number of boys I've spoken to in my life on my hand, I think. I also used to dig around in the commander's desk until he left us.
>>8188131
Headshot!
>>8188147
I want to manhandle Rika.
>>8188047
That'd be cool. I'm kinda tired.
...Stop at Donut Wolf on the way back?
>>8188100
Let's dance.
>>8188131
Sweet memories.
>>8188147
I can respect that. Not really a people person either. Have to put up with a lot of shit.
>>8188172
Sure. If we can find it.
>missed 3 games in a row but on time to every bait game in between
When will my unlucky streak end?
>>8188167
Unless you're someone on a single-digit list, it's not happening.
>>8188175
At least there's probably been someone with worse luck than you out there somewhere.
>>8188178
DAMN ELVES...!
>>8188178
Hey! Help me out, please?
>>8188178
Oh jesus. Well better keep this for later.
>>8188190
Oh I'm sure. But I need to deal with my own stuff before I run around helping other people.
>>8188188
It's the universe telling you to do something less shit than this.
>>8188190
You talking shit about elves?
>>8188071
>she scoots back a bit and looks up to the sky
It'd take a while to explain to you... And I don't really feel like taking that time.
I became a shut-in, is all. You can blame my parents for that.
>>8188147
..A little better, at least. I can't let myself slide back into becoming a shut-in, and now I remember why.
Guess I'll pick up my art supplies tomorrow....
>>8188190
Who said it's going to be consensual?
>>8188227
Don't know why but that made me feel a bit better.
>>8188217
That's alright. Everyone's got shit they don't want to talk about.
>>8188204
I mean hey, at least you probably aren't shunned for not being whatever religion's popular where you're at.
>>8188212
YOU AREN'T EVEN AN ELF.
>>8188221
Who said I wouldn't stab you if you tried it then?
>>8188217
You need help with that, just ask. In fact...hell, you can stay with us for a while. If you're worried about being a shutin, I can make sure you get your lazy ass outside regularly.
>>8188257
Struggle only adds to the excitement.
>>8188273
Don't be silly Mr. Car. I wouldn't cheat.
>>8188257
It's more I have a lot of responsibilities to deal with at once while everyone around me goofs off. Gets tiring sometimes.
>>8188273
Oh god they fell in, they all fell in oh god why...!
>>8188268
You won't be singing that tune missing your nethers.
>>8188291
The straight man. Egh. There's gotta be one of us everywhere, you know?
>>8188316
*Jesus christ*...!!!
>>8188312
Tell me about it. Not even getting into the shit that happens here, the shit at home is bad too.
>>8188249
...You too, huh....
>she switches effects, being enveloped by light for a second. After the light fades, a piece of cake appears on her head, which she takes off and puts on a plate.
How's that friend of yours doing? The one that's like me, supposedly.
>>8188257
Just be careful. I'm not a morning person... Haha.
Wait... Stay with you?
>>8188357
If she died already and knows what's good for her she'll be waiting in the car and not touching anything until I'm done.
>>8188364
Sorry but I need to get this over with.
>>8188342
This is the part where I say "what's the worst you can deal with" and feel like a jackass after hearing, huh?
>>8188316
I hate cars.
>>8188357
I noticed when we shared the tank that one time.
...And yeah, sure, why not?
>>8188364
(Why the long face anon?)
>>8188385
Probably. I'm sure whatever magical shit you deal with is worse by comparison. I have a lot of...family issues, and work problems...and a bunch of insane friends.
>>8188397
What the hell is this book and why is this guy in the goth costume following me?
>>8188375
>she takes out a fork, having a bite of her cake
You make her sound like a kid, you know that?
...Oh, also, want some cake?
>>8188385
Right.. I sort of forgot about that.
I hope this isn't too imposing. But....
I'd love to.
>she gives Rika a short squeeze before loosening her hold
>>8188408
...Eh. "Magical shit" aside, I'm dealing with the first and last of those, myself, actually.
>>8188421
We were kinda drunk when that happened....
>Rika scoffs, returning the squeeze before sitting back down properly with a grin.
And I wouldn't have offered if I didn't want you to, now would I? Glad to hear it.
>>8188421
Well she's...yeah, it's like dealing with a kid sometimes. ....is it safe to eat? You kinda just...magic'd it up.
>>8188428
Mae's in the car by herself, I need to end this fast.
>>8188428
>Time to get some sleep. Thanks for the game.
>>8188428
skipped peace
>>8188444
night
Thanks for playing.
>>8187715
Wait, what? I call bullshit
>>8188444
>(Head pats)
>>8188463
Oh eff me. Thanks for hosting and congrats to whoever wins, I'm heading out now before Mae tries to drive without a license.
>>8188441
It's almost like talking to another me, only less scale-y. I've gotta go now, nice meeting you. For real.
>>8188441
>she mumbles something to herself before letting her sit back down.
Right... you're right.
I feel like I've changed too much sometimes.
>>8188442
>she shrugs, taking another bite
It hasn't killed me yet, and I've been conjuring it for a while now.
I mean it isn't something I questioned too much.
>>8188500
Be seeing you.
>>8188500
see ya
>>8188500
Eh. Maybe, maybe not. Later. Been interesting.
>>8188504
What was that?
...And eh, I haven't minded. Lemme guess, because it was so much...easier to deal with things when you were how when we first met?
>>8188504
>pets the fluffy ears
>>8188524
Mm. Maybe something like that.
...GAah..! My mind is going in circles!
Past to present to past... This is the only stuff I think about.
>>8188539
Just go ahead at this point. You anonymous figures are too many to stop.. And I'm tired anyway.
>>8188440
>With both holes completely wet with his spit, Rance took a hold of Daisy’s hips with a firm grip before prodding the entrance of her pussy with the head of his throbbing cock. Arching forward, Rance whispered to Daisy before kissing her cheek.
Ready Princess? Because I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself!
>Rance remained silent for a second, as if to wait for Daisy’s answer… Only to suddenly thrust his manhood deep into her, moving his hips back and forth as his thickness spread her nubile love walls. A soft gasp escaped the male’s breath as he experienced her Royal Love Tunnel with a delightful combination of pleasure and lust.
Nnngh~! You’re so tight…
Tell me, how does it feel? To experience the same cock that has been inside Princess Parasoul, Princess Zelda… And many, many other women~?
>>8188559
it's over
>>8188555
Trust me, I know the feeling about how I was when I showed up here.... But looking back, it's...empty, in comparison.
...I think we're both better off as we are now, myself.
>>8188578
winner
>>8188593
Congrats to you lady. And thanks for the show, quiet girl.
>>8188606
Thanks for hosting
>>8188606
I give you my thanks.
>>8188606
Thanks for hosting.
>>8188606
Thanks for hosting
>unsheaths gun*
OK???
>>8188612
>>8188616
>>8188622
>>8188623
>>8188632
>>8188640
Thanks for playing.
>>8188606
Thank you for hosting... Even if I didn't get far.
>>8188579
>she leans back, supporting herself as she looks into the distance
I do feel more alive. For all that entails.
>>8188645
*unsheaths sheath*
>>8188669
*unsheates cock*
>>8188555
But I'm not as a non e moose as you think!
>>8188688
Cock-a-doodle-doo
>>8188658
>Rika takes in a deep breath, closing her eyes, head tilted towards the ground.
If nothing else...I'm really am glad. That we're as on good terms as we are, and that we both decided to take that first step back then. We do a pretty good job keeping each other in check, huh?
>reading the drama in erp over someone using Rance here
Fucking kek
>>8188692
Until I see a face, you're just as anonymous as anyone else.
>>8188724
More of a sister than I could ever have expected in life....
I used to dream my own up. ... More of a twin I guess. But it wasn't exactly the same.
>>8188742
Hehe...honestly...we get along a lot better than my own blood siblings.... We used to fling a lot of insults and jabs at each other around, and not all of it was friendly.
>She fidgets a bit for whatever reason, before offering a shrug.
I always thought it'd be neat having a twin, myself. What was that like, then...?
>>8188776
Yeah, and?
>>8188742
Well you got me there...
>>8188790
Oh don't worry. Any of my insults towards you were friendly. Hah...
Um... Well, it isn't the best example, I just dreamed it up. She was... me in a different shirt. My twin, she acted like me, but always differed a little in my mindset. It wasn't a twin so much as a different side of me.
>>8188806
It's true, after all.
But you could always change that.
>>8188862
And I don't really do more than call you an idiot when you deserve it, but I like it like that. Hehehe....
Really now? What side was that, I wonder...?
Shh...
Thread is sleeping
>>8187487
Okay that tip was great.
>>8188895
You know, but not many people would be brave enough to say that to my face.
What do you mean?
Well.... It was... at least it was a bit more of a talkative and open side of me. Imagine if I was like, half Marisa or something.
>>8188980
Aw, did I pick a bad time to show up, then? That's disappointing. Surely it would have been my luck to come in at a busier time.
>>8188980
>sleeps with the whole thread
I-I'm not a slut guys
>>8189004
Pft, like I know fear, and I mean I like it how you tend to poke fun at me.
...Eeeeh, I dunno, that sounds pretty damn...incompatible, honestly. Not to mention how hard it is to tell which part of her you mean....
>>8189051
Wha?
>>8189051
>the lane mechanic walks the dimly lit streets with the cold air hitting his face. His view obstructed by the snow landing in his eyes, making him wince every so often.
What a trash heap this place is. Cold and unforgivin'. Is this really how this place is gonna end? Plah. All those faces I've met...all the adventures I've gotten myself into...just as the snow they fall into oblivion, forgotten by weather god that created them.
>he continues to walk as he makes his way down the street. His footprints getting covered by the snow tracked by the unforgiving winds. Slowly his figure fades into the darkness, engulfing his entire figure as he wanders aimlessly into the night
>>8189062
>>8189102
>A car runs you over
HONK HONK
>>8189114
Based Ford Focus removing the cancer.
>>8189062
Glad you're used to it~.
... alright, bad example.
Just imagine I asked a lot more questions and talked about whatever crossed my mind easily.
>>8189114
>unaware of his surrounding with the notion that he's alone, Souda gets hit by the speeding Ford. Souda body, as if it were the wind, gets knock back onto the windshield, then on top of the roof before falling back onto the snow covered path. The sound of one mechanic's flesh hitting the pavement echoes throughout the dark remnants of HG land.
>>8189123
Getting teasy with me, huh?
Huh...chatty...weird. Interesting, but...yeah, weird. I like you better as you are....
>>8189118
>>8189150
>The car reverses
HONK HONK
>>8189155
Only because I know you can handle it, Rika-nee.
Besides, it um.... It got violent, eventually. I killed her with a chainsaw.
>>8189102
>>8189114
>>8189150
>Nagito stares at the carnage unfolding as the mysterious Ford Focus obliterates Souda, his eyes plastered open in terror.
What the-?!
>>8189187
Gah, you know how much honorifics both-....
Oh, that just can't be good for the mind.
>>8189167
>As Souda thinks it's all over and reluctantly beings making his way to his feet, the car backs up almost as fast and it drove by, knocking him up and over the car completely. His brittle bones (from lack of drinking enough milk) crack mid-air, causing him a great deal of pain. He lands rather roughly on the pavement, crying, moaning, and cursing. His entire figure, if seen with enough light to showcase his patheticness, shows the driver of the car a shaking man trying once again to make his way on his feet, this time with only one leg to support his entire body, seeing as how his other is mutilated by the car's assault on the poor shark-toothed boy.
>>8189216
DEJA VU
>>8189195
>The engine revs as the car speeds towards its next victim
HOOOOOOOOOONK
>>8189208
>On its way to Nagito, the car rams into Souda again
HONK HONK
>>8189199
Hahaha....
...After I did it, it DID shock me awake.
You have to realize, doing these things, I wasn't thinking about how it'd affect my mind itself.
>>8189232
>the drift that the Ford Focus performs smacks Souda, sending him flying into the bush of obscurity once again
>>8189233
Seriously though, about the titles....
Ugh. And you really are impulsive when it comes to that chainsaw at times. Jeez...at least you aren't entirely nuts.
>>8189232
!!!
>Nagito tenses up at first, bracing for the impact of the car. He holds his hands out in front of him and closes his eyes in a futile attempt to defend himself against the oncoming vehicle.
...
>After a few moments, he smiles and calmly opens his eyes. His arms drop to his sides and he stares through the windshield at the invisible driver as the car draws ever nearer.
>>8189276
USED to be. I used to be.
Why not, too? IT was kind of my go-to solution when some of the other effects didn't work.
... If I'm honest, I tried the fairy effect first, more often than not.
>>8189278
>The car is unable to maintain a grip on the snow-covered road and spins out of control, crashing into a tree
>>8189311
Not that the urge isn't there, but nevermind that.
Seems like you just tried everything with everything...hell is fairy in this case?
>>8189216
The fast n the furious: Special Drift
>>8189332
Nah, senpai. You know how the newest movie is called the "fate" of the furious? Well that's it. This is their fate.
>>8189312
I-It crashed before it can hit me? I'm never lucky..
>>8189350
wow just butt right in to their rp
>>8189312
>Nagito watches, expression unchanging, as the car suddenly fishtails and spins off the road, smashing into a tree with a crushing metal noise that echoes throughout the desolate, snow-covered road.
And that's about how I thought it would have gone. Even if he'd hit me, nothing would have happened.
>Nagito suddenly realizes he's monologuing to nobody, the only other people in the vicinity either dead or probably dying.
Hah, well, that's alright. Sometimes, you just need to be alone, especially when surrounded by greatness.
>>8189330
>Switching effects, her form while enveloped in light shrinks dramatically. By the time it clears, she's barely smaller than one's hand, with fairy wings at her back
Fairy.
>>8189363
>A man with a crazed smile stretched across his face crawls out of the burning wreckage, his entire body set aflame
OH YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT BOY
>>8189403
>Nagito seems entirely unphased, as if he's unaffected by sights such as these. He continues to smile at the burning man as he crawls out of the wreckage.
Oh, hello! Sorry about your car, but I can't really pay for it. I don't have much money. Besides, I didn't cause your car to spin out: my luck did!
>>8189383
>Rika leans in, eyes widening in shock, a hand almost reflexively reaching out to let Uro stand on it.
That is just....way too small.
>>8189421
>her wings flap, and it guides her to Rika's palmtop, landing gently on it
Mm-hmm. But that small size is useful, too.
Goodnight HG
>kissus goodnight
>especially Rika
>slips into Mima's room
>>8189420
>The man walks over to the hatch and clamps a heavy hand down on it, his fingers piercing through the steel. With one mighty pull he tears off the hatch and throws it across the road, reaching inside and grabbing hold of a shovel
Come here boy, I think my shovel wants to get to know your face better!
>>8189446
This is kinda...disturbing to me, honestly. I must be too tired to find it cute. I thought you didn't have access to all of your old effects...?
>>8189454
>Mima's room
>>8189476
They're coming back slowly, I think.
This is one of the first I got back.
>she takes off, circling around Rika's head once or twice. Particles of glowing golden dust begin to fall as she circles.
Personally, I love it.
>>8189487
They've been a...thing for awhile.
>>8189487
>actually reading the interactions between Urotsuki and Aussa
How can you do that without falling asleep?
>>8189513
That's a good ass question, Anon. I wish I could sleep right now and if these two push it further, maybe I'll get my wish.
>>8189513
furious masturbation
>>8189513
This.
This thread is painful to read. I hate latenight HG.
>>8189496
Honestly, the only part that's off-putting is the size.
>She rubs at her eyes and shakes her head.
I think I'm definitely getting too tired for this.
>>8189457
>Hey, sorry, but it's really late and I need sleep so I'm cutting off here. Sorry again.
>Nagito
>>8189358
I'm an rp master, if I can't rp suddenly and on the fly what good would I be?
>>8189551
>unequips the effect, growing back to normal size
I forgot how tired I was...You gonna go now? Because I am.
>>8189588
Better. And yeah, sounds good...all that pep talk tires you out.
>She gets up with a snicker.
It's not that far a walk from here, unless you wanna fly.
>>8189635
For a change, I think I'll just walk.
>Alright, I think that's enough. Ya'll have a good night. :v
*hyperscats all over the thread*
>>8189687
Fine by me, let's get going.
>You too.
I'm lying in the street right now trying to kill myself because of Aussa's rp being better than mine.
>>8189704
>>8189706
>>8189716
Is this cuck one of yours
>>8189686
>>8189654
>don't worry, I'll join you soon. ;v
HG is ded
post last thing you watched
>>8189729
probably
>>8189752
>I watched all three seasons of the BigLez Show. It wouldn't be funny if it weren't for the fact they're Australians.
>>8189752
Gunsmith Cats OVA
>>8189752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpeBugHSCnU
>HG is dead
>ERP is filled with shitposting
>>8189781
O'Sullivan is just ridiculous.
>>8189781
I don't know what this guy is fucking doing but its amazing.
>>8189842
I know right
he's the fucking best
>>8189781
Nice.
>>8189781
It must suck being his opponent
literally not even getting a chance to play
>>8189852
All evidence points that way.
Watching snooker matches is so relaxing, and when he plays there's so little hassle, it's just smooth sailing.
>>8189867
Yeah, i used to watch snooker all the time when i was a kid, he was my favorite player, glad i'm getting back into watching it through youtubes reccomended because one of his matches randomly appeared there
Post your best reaction image
>>8189809
All I wanted was the have a good time n' I get kicked out.
>>8189900
I'll show you a good time, bby
>>8189882
Wasn't he involved in a drug scandal btw?
>>8189923
I have no clue
i goddamn hope not because O' sullivan is based
>>8189909
Oh yeah? What're we gonna do?
>>8189931
Looked it up, he was.
Just pot and a lot of beer though. He even said it helped him play, lol.
Isn't Nagito LF
>>8189940
so it's not that big of a deal, whew
>>8189898
>>8190061
>kissu
>>8189898
>>8190093
Stop that.
>>8189898
>>8189898
What's the most obscure porn you've seen?
>>8190130
YES!
>>8190140
No.
>kissu
>>8189898
>>8190153
This is getting nowhere really fast!
How can we make HG a better place?
>>8190173
I know a better place it can go fast ;)
>>8190195
More hosts
When the ERP cancers beg for a mod, drowing in a sea ofvstale pasta. I look down upon them, and whisper "gahahaha"
>>8190203
Alright, I think I'm just going to leave. Never talk to me again.
>>8190226
Same ye fuckin' druggo. You're a sick cunt m8 never change.
>>8190226
Also, they blame Parsee for it.
>laughs maniacally
>>8190244
What, you don't want ice cream?
i thought an ice cream shop would be a better place.
what kind of place did you expect, you sick fuck?
>>8190246
Huh? Druggo? I have no idea what you are talking about. The only thing I am addicted to is sex!
>>8190289
Ye right mate whatever help you sleep at night ye fuckin' drug addict.
>>8189951
He only memes with Sam Hyde if he's here, which is never.
>>8190310
Like I care what some weakling thinks of me. Come back when you're on my level! Gahahaha!
>>8190322
Can confirm. He's a sick bastard.
I heard there was some more quality autism than usual earlier today. Did I miss anything particularly juicy?
>>8189898
>>8190359
whateryoutalkinaboot