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>>8113068
glad jirachi got cucked

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>>8112995
I see.
I know one particular Admin that was happy to see Cipher crumble, he even helped me and some others out of the base at Eclo Canyon.
I can't remember his name, I remember his giant afro and sweet dance moves though.

kill me

>>8113167
i wanna cuck him of bones

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>>8113107
Any luck?
>Sandslash also looks around in some drawers and stuff for matches

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>>8113070
>Smog isn't even on pokemon battle calcs.
>Why.
>He coughs.
Ew. You might wanna invest in some stronger moves.
That's two.

>>8113185
Bang bang

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>>8113200
(protip: you can't.)

>>8113247
>roll to cuck bones

>>8113174
>The old man frowns once more with a heavy, exasperated sigh

Ugh, Miror B. The man's music is still stuck in my head to this day.

Don't get your hopes up, Yanma. He's back to being a petty thief, last I heard of him. Even stole the last Shadow pokemon with hopes of exploiting that Dragonite's rarity.
I'm just glad that the pokemon was snagged by that Michael kid.

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>>8113227
...
I don't know how.
All I can do is make statues.
>Uses flame burst

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>>8113259
(i told ya. it's impossible.)

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>>8113292
(Oh yeah Bones? Watch this)
>Roll to cuck Bones

>>8113185
no me first

>>8113292
> roll to make bones shorter than jiji

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>>8113211
>There are no matches at all
...
>Doesn't accept defeat just yet
>Attempts to light the candles on the stove

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>>8113300
(with what)

>>8113313
(pls.)

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>>8113282
Statues are pretty-ow, ow, ow, fuck- cool.
Maybe I'll see about getting you some TMs. Uh... You thinking about evolving?
Oh yeah, that's three.

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>>8113328
(Come on man, don't have to do the fucking to cuck someone. )
>>8113313
>Roll to make Jirachi and Bones the same height as Skitters

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>>8113282
>>8113352
>muffled squeaks in the background

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>>8113370
I shoulda got two meals.

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>>8113355
(i mean ya kinda do really.)
(why have you done this i'm already way too tall.)

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>>8113352
Evolving?
...
Maybe.
I've never been that strong.
Usually, I just ran away or hid from fights...
Bit of a coward, really.
>Flame burst, again

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>>8113316
Careful, don't want to burn yourself.
>Sandslash takes some candles and places them around the table
>he then serves up equal amounts of the stew on two plates and carries them over to the table
>Sandslash then goes and turns off the lights, leaving the candles as the only light source in the room
Right, now everything's ready.
>Sandslash sits down opposite Yanmega at the table
This is nice.

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>>8113393
ummm
Want to share it?
>offers the squeaker

>>8113411
You should think about it!

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>>8113399
>>8113355
>>8113300
>>8113233
>>8113200
cheg em

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>>8113414
>Happy bug noises
Yeah...
...
To be honest, I've wanted to do something like this for a while.
Never worked up the courage to set it up on my own. I do feel a bit more confident recently, though. And I like that.
>Eat some soup

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>>8113370
>>8113393
You two okay?
>>8113411
Well you aren't gonna get stronger by running.
>Dubodds.
>I guess it fell short of Mawile?
Uhh... That's four, hm. You wanna keep hitting me? I'll do something weak.
>He grabs a stick and pokes Slugma with it.

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>>8113399
(Nah dude, what about all the guys who got cucked by lesbians? Besides, I could probs be a dom if I wanted. )
(And you're forgetting about the romantic cuck man. Imma steal Jiji out for a romantic candlelight dinner while you aren't paying attention. )
(Because if I have to suffer from being short you get to suffer from being tall. )

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>>8113436
Sure
>take the squeaker and squeak it gud
>>8113479
Yeah I'm fine

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>>8113444
(noice.)

>>8113489
(there's still fuggin going on there.)
(i'll steal your sweet swords then, nerdo.)
(i will banish you to the attic crawlspace i s2g)

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>>8113479
im pretty okay!

>>8113498
why is it sooooo awesome?

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>>8113277
Yeah that guy!

As far as I'm concerned he's a hero, being forced to fight other Pokemon for a living wasn't fun.
Especially when I didn't want to fight, my trainer wouldn't have forced me to do things like that.

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>>8113479
>Stick catches on fire
...
I know.
I just get scared. And I can't seem to help that.
>Slugma picks up a rock, and throws it
>Slugma uses rock throw

>>8113444
damn doood

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>>8113524
(Are you saying I should shove my tamping bar up Jiji's ass? )
(Go ahead, those aren't mine anyway. Also, to banish me to the crawlspace you would have to catch me first, beanstalk. )

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>>8113524
(Not if I get the swords first)

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>>8113527
I dunno but it's neat

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>>8113498
>>8113527
Alright...
>>8113538
>Bonked in the face.
Ow. Well you gotta get past that. In a life or death situation you'll either survive or die.
Kill or be killed and all that crud.
>He grabs a few leaves off a tree and starts flicking them at Slugma.
>Mawile used Leaf Blade?

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>>8113599
....
>roll to steal squeaky toy
HA!

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>>8113603
>The leaves quickly turn to ash
...
>Slugma picks up a pebble,and weakly throws it at mawile
How do I get past that?
It's all I know. To run, when things get tough.

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>>8113476
I've been wanting to do this for a while too, I just haven't found the time.
>Sandslash eats some soup too
Want some wine?

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>>8113537
Hmm, the scientists never mentioned that the Shadow pokemon even felt such desires when their hearts were sealed. Needless to say, it's the more.. Egotistical admins that would do such a thing as resurrect Cypher.

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>>8113603
>still stalking mawlie
>roll to not be discovered

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>>8113676
...
Sure.
...
I can't wait to get this ship fixed up, and travel the world with you.

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>>8113575
(do they even have planes there)

>>8113570
(no)
(>green giant legs vs shortstack nubs. i think i win yo. and if i don't i've got an overly friendly doggo to catch you with,)

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>>8113667
>avoid Zorro's attempts
>squeak

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>>8113675
>Bonk'd.
Ow. Well, think of it this way. When your friends and trainers aren't around what's gonna keep some jerk from killing you?
You could run and run and run and they'd still be after you.
What are you gonna do when they corner you?
>>8113720
>Heck.

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>>8113678
That sounds like some wack-ass shit, man.
My bosses would totally do that though, they're all about ego.
My job's at least paying me not-shit now.

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>>8113675
I think you are tough-

>>8113739
....
>reroll to grab squeaker
Im gonna get it!

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>>8113738
(You say that, but giant legs mean turning takes more time, and being tall as fuck means you can't fit in the tiny spaces. There's like... 10 cabinets in the house I could hide in if necessary, and they're like, 2x2x2? 3x3 at best. Good luck getting me out of there)
(Also I have two overly friendly doggos to slow you down with.)

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>>8113805
Nope!
>squeak and slap Zorro's booty with a ribbon when he passes by

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>>8113760
>bisharp tries to get close without being notice
>roll to not be noticed

(How many antagonists do we have rn? MC&D, that anon asking about stuff, Zibel and his crew I guess. Am I missing anyone?)

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>>8113805
I'm not that strong...

>>8113760
...
I'd probably die.
I'm too weak...
>Slugma stops attacking
...

>>8113847
(Reshiram and Zekrom are technically antagonists right now. )

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>>8113736
>Sandslash pours some wine for Yanmega and himself
>odds = white
>evens = red
I can't wait either, it's going to be great.
So uh...Yanmega, I have an important question for you.
...Um...Yanmega...would you uh...
>nervous Sandslash squeak
...Would you marry me?
>Sandslash holds up the gemstone he got from Bones earlier

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>>8113844
...
>>8113848
That's why you have to train. Come on, don't give up! If you evolve those rock moves you have will do a lot more damage.
>He does his best intimidation.
Hit me or I'll kill you.

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A'ight, fuckers. I finally found the entrance to this goddamn old-ass Aether lab.
I'm gonna see what I can get out of it.

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>>8113900
>Slugma believes the threat is real
...
>He does the one thing he knows works...
>And jumps onto Mawile, attempting to burn them

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>>8113834
Yipe!

hoho...
You think frankie is going like this thing?

>try to steal it again.

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>>8113814
(my legs are the best part of my body, so i'm pretty confident i can catch you and stick you in the spider dungeon. and all our cabinets are full of shit, so, woosp.)
(i've spent most of my life trying to not get murdered by my dog being directly under my feet, so i think i'd be pretty good at dodge-doggo.)

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>>8113878
...
>Nervous squeaks
...
>After a long pause, she nods
Y-yes...

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>>8113678
Well, as a Shadow Pokemon myself, it's complicated.

There are times where I know nothing but anger at everything and will attack everything, but clearly it's not a thing that effects me all the time otherwise you wouldn't still be standing there.

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>>8114161
It will annoy the hell out of him
>squeak and another love tap on the behind

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>>8113925
Owowowowfuck that's hot!
>Screech in mawile flavored pain while trying to shake Slugma off.

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>>8113900
HEY HOW ARE YOU DOING?
also where is your scared friend?

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>>8114188
hey! You do not think he wants one for himse-

>>8113925
>>8114210
are you guys okay?

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>>8114191
>Slugma is still in panic mode
>He gets thrown off, but Mawile is still covered partially by lava

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>>8114240
Probably n-
>>8114191
>>8113925
Oh man what

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>>8113792
Uhm... Excuse me, but I don't believe I have had the pleasure of meeting you before.

>>8114187
Oh? It was my understanding that all but three of the Shadow Pokemon have already been purified, and since the three that aren't yet pure are still in my possession.. Well, I do have to ask how your heart is still locked up.

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>>8114210
>>8114240
>>8114263
>>8114267
Painpainpainpain. Ohfuck.
>Roll for if there's water nearby to hop into.

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>>8114290
>spray down with burn heals
Are you all right?

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>>8114267
>>8114290

I think we should break out the potions haha!

>>8114263
nice work! see i told you. you are pretty tough.

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>>8114174
>happy Sandslash noises
Good.
I've been meaning to ask that for a while now.
I hope you like the stone by the way, I wasn't sure what to have done with it so I asked Bones to help me out and that's what he gave me.
>Sandslash puts the gemstone down on the side of the table, it looks lovely in the candlelight
To us.
>Sandslash holds up his glass before drinking some of the wine

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>>8114268
I ain't surprised, bro. I'm new-ish on my job.
Call me Ollie, dude.
I'm with somebody other than the local Orrean gangs, bosses are from... I forget which region, but one moves around a lot and the other's dug in deep.
You said you were freaked that the local gang's back?

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>>8114290
huh, i guess i came at a bad time
i came to thank you earlier for the pendant, now that my working hour is done

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>>8114237
(it's really hard to hide in a house that makes noise every time anything moves. really fuggin hard. even doggert makes noise and hes pretty light.)
(also fuk u spiders are terrifying.)
(black lab is probably also waist height for you, so, woosp x2.)

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>>8114290
...
>Calms down
...
>Sighs

>>8114313
...

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>>8114268
Maybe because I escaped before someone could purify me?
I thought becoming a Shadow Pokemon was permanent.

>>8114341
Wait, so Cipher is back?!
Where are they?
You'd better tell me before I get mad.

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>>8114309
Fine. Ow. I was trying to help your friend out.
I forgot we're naturally kinda scary.
>>8114313
Yeah.
>>8114350
No problem toots. Ow.
>>8114387
Sorry about that.
hahaha.
>Roll for if the Swellow took this opportunity to run or not.

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>>8114387
What is wrong? You did fine!

>>8114402
Well i mean. you are a metal type!

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>>8114321
It's beautiful...
...
>Nods
To us.
>Yanmega holds up her glass, and drinks it down
>Ecstatic bug noises

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>>8114353
(Dude my room's door rattles if I breath too hard. Give it enough time and I'll sneak around your house perfectly fine, too. )
(Spiders are cute, you wimp. )
(She's 2ft tall at the shoulder man, she also has a bad habit of jumping on people)

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>>8114402
>Spray with a healing potion
You sure I know how fire and steel types don't mix well, I can't imagine direct lava contact being fun.

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>>8114402
are you okay?
huh for someone so scared of you, your friend over there stayed with you, surprirnsingly
but hey what are you doing?
i think i have some potions in my bag
>roll to have potions

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>>8114417
(yeah they're about the same-ish size i think.)
(literally every step you take in this house it creaks. it's hecka annoying.)
(spiders are the devil.)

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>>8114402
>>8114413
...
I'm not that strong...
All my moves are useless.
And sure, that worked against you, but...what if I run into somebody that it doesn't work on?

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>>8114399
Probably in their old bases, I don't fuckin' know.
I'm not on their payroll, so cool it.
All I know about them is they bought lab stuff from my bosses and are sending back something out of Orre to pay them off.
That, and they wanted some Pokemon around here dead enough to pay a hit man.

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>>8114413
Steel.
>>8114418
Yeah. Hahaha. That's gonna leave some burns.
>>8114478
Ow, I think I'm fine. Save your potions.
...He did?
>Bird must be literally so scared that he's afraid to even run.
Huh...
>>8114502
You gotta keep training until you evolve! Once you get some rock moves you'll be even stronger!

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>>8114482
(Bones, sounds like you're just mad because >ywn be as cute as a jumping spider)

>>8114418
...
>sneak up and try to grab the squeaker toy

>>8114502
Just use more fire! that is what i do all the time.

>>8114518
metal.

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>>8114537

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>>8114399
Hmm.. Does Celebi happen to come by here? They can definitely purify you on their own.

>>8114513
That's quite worrying, but I must wonder if it's this man who runs the operation.
>Greevil shows anon pic related

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>>8114544
>>8114537
>another dodge and another butt slap for the fox
You gotta try harder than that!

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>>8114518
okay, does he need anything?
i think i heard him calling for help before, but hey i all this walking made me hungry
>picks up some sweets from her bag and start to eat them all

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>>8114518
...
But who do I train against...?
Everything is too strong.

>>8114537
...
Fire doesn't always work...

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>>8114526
(frampt is cuter than that hellbeast will ever be.)

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>>8114416
So yeah, there's your surprise.
I love you, Yanmega.
>Sandslash finishes his soup and waits for Yanmega to finish hers too

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>>8114582
Yipe!

ohhh i am going to get it....

>>8114587
name ONE time when it did not!

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>>8114537
Steel.
>>8114586
He'll be fine. Won't you?
>The Swellow nervously grabs a berry and munches it.
>>8114587
Wild pokemon? I hear there's places to train in Unova.
Like... Gyms but not. But still Gyms?

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>>8114591
(>Frampt)
(Nah, I prefer mantises or viperfishes/ dragonfishes. Insects/ Deep sea monsters or bust man.)

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>>8114594
>She finishes her soup
...
So...what now?

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>>8114573
I ain't got no clue what the Cipher bosses look like.
All I know is they got something my bosses want, and can't get anywhere else.
So, they're financing the fuckers.

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>>8114609
Oh I can name that for you, easily. Anything with flash fire.
>the old man chuckles softly as he palms a few of his Pokeballs

>roll to make the ooc chatter pls go

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>>8114636
(kingseeker frampt. from dark souls. and he's not cute at all, especially with the horrible noises he makes.)

>>8114664
>roll to make anon realize mute is a thing in discord

>>8114684
(I think he means people ooc posting here.)

>>8114684
(In thred you fuckin nerd I can only hide so many posts before I go crazy)

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>>8114624
I still think I'm too weak for those places...
My only option seems to be finding someone who lets me beat them up...

>>8114609
Water types.

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>>8114624
Metal!

>>8114662
well then you just solar beam!

>>8114738
Why would you even fight them?

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>>8114724
>Yanmega flutters over to him
>Whisper in his ear
Love you too...
>Kiss him quickly
...
Cuddling sounds nice...

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>>8114624
huh, you two sure are an odd couple
but i won't judge what you two are into
but one thing, why did you give me this pendant?
i'm just a waitress, i don't know if i deserve this necklace

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>>8114609
Just try and get it!

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Quick guys, Black is asleep, how do I do the romance thing?

>>8114809
give him the succ

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>>8114738
Well you did pretty good against me. Hahaha.
Maybe wild pokemon?
>>8114761
Steel.
>>8114782
Eh. I had it on me so I decided to be nice. Don't pretty waitresses usually get nice stuff and gifts anyway?
>He glances at the Swellow.
What kind of bird pokemon are in Unova?

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>>8114761
On a heatran?
>Now the old man looks just plain worried at the ninetails' approach to battling

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>>8114783
Oh...
>readies a pounce
>running at sylvie at hihg speed
>Steal the toy attempt!

>>8114809
Buy him a squeaker!

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>>8114809
Rub his back.
>>8114836
>is pounced
Waah

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>>8114832
Metal.

>>8114833
Yeah! I really BIG solar beam!

>>8114883
haha!
>runs off into a nearby bush
>squeak.

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>>8114770
>Sandslash returns the kiss
Let's go do that then!
>Sandslash leads the way back to the captain's quarters and gets under the covers

>>8114832
...
Low level ones?

>>8114761
See?
Fire doesn't work on everything...
-Slugma

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>>8114832
>blshes
thanks for the compleiment
i think it looks beatiful, also what's your name?
you didn't say it before
i'm adrienne, adri for short
actually i'm from kalos, so i don't know

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>>8114901
>Pounces him underneath the covers
>Happy noises
>Goes for another kiss

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>>8114893
Oh i'm gonna getcha
>chase after zorro and steal squeaker back

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>>8114893
Steeeeeeeeeeeel.
>>8114907
Yes?
Come on let's find you something to fight.
>Roll for a Pidove.
>Last two numbers are level.
>>8114933
Nice to meetcha Adri.
Most people just call me Maw.
>Shrug.
Hang on gotta help this Slugma.

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>>8114907
always has for me!

Solar beam is pretty much a beam of fire!

>>8114961
ha! you are gonna have to try a little harder
>jumps into another bush
>squeak

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>>8114817
What...? Sorry, I don't get what you're telling me to do...
>>8114836
A squeaker...? Why...?
>>8114883
I can do that! Probably!

>>8114991
give him the real big succ

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>>8114980
>Level 80 Pidove
Where are you at, Castelia City?

>>8114980
>You find a level 80 pidove
>Angry squawking
>Slugma looks at it nervously
...
I think that one's a bit too strong...
-Slugma

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>>8114980
>Most people just call me Maw.
it's a cute name i was planning to go home early today, but i guess i'll hang out with you and your boyfriend over there
>glances at the swellow
why is he looks stressed all the time, and still so quiet?

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>>8114980
M e t a l .

>>8114991
he would love it!

>>8114980
>level 80

oh boy!

>>8115039
you got this!

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>>8115022
Saying it again isn't going to make me magically understand what you're saying!

Anyone here know where to find a uh... Aipom me and my buckos really want to find some...
-Askeranon

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>>8114984
You can't hide from me forever!
>pounce the other bush

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>>8115062
>Rip, auto update failed me
Do you mean like... A stuffed animal with a squeaker in the middle?
>>8115067
At your mom's house!

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>>8115024
Nooo?
>>8115039
Uhh. Let's try anyway. I'll go first.
>Mawile uses Sucker Punch!
>The Pidove goes for Steel Wing on Slugma.
>Mawile uses the last post number and Pidove uses second to last?
>Unless someone wants to take over the Pidove.
>>8115054
He's just quiet, haha.
Watch this fight!

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>>8115067
You're asking a loooot of questions bud.
Questions which are then followed with news articles.

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>>8114941
I love it when you're all playful like this.
>Sandslash hugs Yanmega and gives her a kiss
So...you said you were feeling more confident earlier, just how confident are you feeling right now?

>>8115095
Wh-what? My buckos and I just want to find some Aipoms nothing more...
-Askeranon

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>>8115062
I hope so-

>>8115107
>Evens
>Slugma is sent flying
>He is completely and utterly Ko'd

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>>8115067
I'm going to need to know who are your "buckos", and especially who is in charge

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>>8115068
>pounce'd
>squeak
>dropped they squeaker
woops!

>>8115095
Yeah those are great! or one of the rubber chewy ones!

>>8115107
metal

>>8115129
What? Of course I ask questions I don't really know where these poker on are is all I just want to know Know KNOW! Is that a bad thing?

>>8115150
My buckos are just buckos finding cool pokemon

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>>8115142
>>8115169
I know a guy in Virbank with a few. Just knock on the radio station door, the password is "Aether."

>>8115150
>Meaningful Glance

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>>8115142
I bet your mom wanted nothing more, then she got you!
>>8115162
I don't think Black would really like a chew toy, but maybe a stuffed animal!

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>>8115162
>snatch the squeaker up and run away with it

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>>8115107
okay, i'll watch you fight
hey, little guy, what's your name?
i'm adri, why are you so quiet
>trying to make smalll talk with the swellow
>>8115147
that was a quick fight

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>>8115134
>Aggressive cuddles
Maybe a little more than usual...

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>>8115169
It is when it makes global news.
Also have you never heard of google?

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>>8115169
Sounds to me like you're related to those recent disappearances.

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>>8115177
Yeah stuffed ones are really fun to!

>>8115180
hey get back here!
>runs after

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>>8115147
Oh god.
>Pull revive out of mouth.
>Feed slug it.
Hold on.
>>8115162
Steel!
>>8115183
>The Swellow looks at the Mawile and then to Adri
>"uh."
>Mawile waves to them.
Little help over here?
>Swellow rolls to use Wing Attack on the Pidove.

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>>8115207
I'll only give it up on one condition

>>8115175
I'm not falling for you're stupi- I mean... what? That's a waste of time! I don't wanna bother grown ups and their boring grown up stuff

>>8115177
Of couse, and she loved me, she wanted me as she did with my 6 other siblings

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>>8115169
>>8115218
>Suspicious cross internet stare

>>8115190
That shi- oh... that is a little to inaccurate for me

>>8115199
What disappeared?

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>>8115218
Six??? What the heck?? Sounds like your mom needed to close her legs!

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>>8115212
Metaaaaal!

>>8115217
>halts
what condition....

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>>8115234
>Google
>Inaccurate
Yeah okay someone get his IP.

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>>8115247
Gimme a kiss and you can have it back.

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>>8115231
>>8115243
>>8115199
Good work, gentlemen, keep him talking...
>>8115259
On it already.
>Policefag: roll for Castelia PD to get a lead on this joker.

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>>8115212
do you need help?
i guess not, you guys got it all covered

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>>8115234
The disappearances of rare Pokemon species. I suppose I could show you where to get an Aipom, if you come down to Castelia...

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>>8115185
Well that makes one of us at least, I think I used up all my confidence at dinner...
>Sandslash starts patting Yanmega on the head
You are super cute though.

>>8115212
>Slugma wakes up with a gasp
>Hides in a nearby rock

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>>8115270
>flustered fidgety noises

a k-kiss? that is all huh?
>leans in and give a peck on the cheek
Ha!

>>8115311
Hey! you alright?

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>...and now, for the local news in HNN
>The city of Fortree has forcefully expelled all tourists from the city and nearby forests in what is the worst ecological disaster of the last five years in the area.
>The participants of "Where in the World is Blue" arrived to the treetop city after causing a massive brawl in Fallarbor, due to a misinterpreted hint, and because of the massive size of the group and the lack of hotels in Fortree, the fans decided to camp out of the city limits, causing untold amounts of damage to both forest and pokemon alike.
>A representative of Blue's largest fan club has reached us to say that they found the hint they were searching for, hidden in the back of a Kecleon.

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>>8115316
That's a kiss you'd give your sister, i'm talking about a real kiss

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>>8115291
Please help!
>Mawile rolls to use Sucker Punch on the Pidove.
>Pidove rolls to Steel Wing Adri.
>Mawile uses the last post number and Pidove uses second to last.
>>8115311
Hey!

>>8115243
I mean I agree with you there she was a slu-... uh... at least she ain't a spider?

>>8115259
...
>>8115286
Oh, you... go ahead it won't work

>>8115300
To far for my taste... maybe my buddies can take care of that... no... forget I asked...

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>>8115218
You are not fooling anyone, "bucko"

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>>8115343
>dodges the steel wing
that's it you shouldn't go after me
>bishar uses night slash on enemy pidove

>>8115316
No.

>>8115343
I can't help.
-Slugma

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>>8115338
huh?
w-what do you mean?
>blushes a bit...

C-could you show me?

>>8115424
What is wrong?!

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>>8115286
>>8115385
Well, shit.
Whoever this punk is, he's not in the Big Seven.
What we've got is pointing to someplace under Ranger Union governance, outside my jurisdiction or operating reach.
Going to have to settle for trying the old-fashioned approach here, take down the local grunts and work up the chain until we get answers.

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>>8115385
Are you sure? I need to see you in Castelia to give you the coordinates. It's not safe to give it out here.

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>>8115309
>Happy squeaks
Thanks...
>Hugs him tightly, and sighs happily
I love moments like this...
And you.

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>>8115437
Would it happen to be in Almia, perchance? Or is there not enough intel, just 'ranger land'?
'Cause I'm in the area with a buddy.

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>>8115418
>The Pidove goes down.
>Adri gains 500 EXP.
Oh god. Thank you.
>>8115424
You're okay. geez.

>>8115437
Hahahahahaha, of course a "joke" anyway commissioner, you won't even find my locals or my admins as they are more competent and they aren't quick to pick a fight. They blend in well so good luck

>>8115444
>(checked)
I already know where it is, I'm just not going to bother

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>>8115489
How do you know where I'm talking about? I doubt it's the place you're thinking of.

>>8115481
>>8115316
...
>Pokes his head out of the rock
Is it safe...?
-Slugma

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>>8115474
Fuck.
The bastard's in Oblivia, of all places.
Why did it have to be Oblivia?

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>>8115474
In-
>>8115537
Oblivia?
Sounds fun. Where is it?

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>>8115481
no problem, i'm just helping a friend
also i guess that's we're done what's is your boyfriend's name?
he was going to say it, he started fighting too

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>>8115449
>Sandslash returns the hug and happy sigh
Me too, I wish this moment could last forever.

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>>8115333
krickefag here

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>>8115508
Yep!
>>8115570
His name is Orja. He likes it.
Don't you?
>The Swellow fearfully nods.
Anyway I have to be off for a bit.
>He roughly kicks the Swellow and leads him away from the group.

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>>8115537
Cool, obliterating Oblivia is top of the list.
Right after Almia.
Thanks chief.

>>8115565
Hey, next stop after we burn this place is Oblivia.
Apparently it's also infested with shitlords.

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>>8115385
Hey, spiders are cool! Don't compare them to your mom!

>>8115537
Oh so what? Big deal you don't even know my exact location or who I am. Have fun looking through an entire fucking region BUCKO HAHAHAHAHA

>>8115565
Look for a shithole better than sinnoh, boom ya found it

>>8115607
I thought legit news websites covered things in the world not some crappy bootleg wannabe

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>>8115599
Same here...
>Wraps her abdomen around his waist, pulling him a little closer
>Hug gets a little tighter as well
>More happy noises

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>>8115662
hey you don't need to hurt him
>goes to stand by him
i gues he's too scared to stand up by himself

>>8115694
She was never a "cool" person, almost my brothers and sisters never loved her for what she did anyway

>>8115693
You'll have to get pass my grunts first

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>>8115693
Nice! So you wanna check out the poop temple or just blow it up?
>>8115712
Okay.
>>8115741
Okay.

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Ahhh, back in my home Region at long last.
This penthouse does not quite measure up to my former estate, but it will do. For now.
I will take a short walk, and then finish with my gala preparations.

>>8115712
todays article was top five boring news sources
and the news station from earlier happened to be on the list
sorry we dont serve hardcore edgy srs bsiness 24/7, you highness
ill let my boss know some random shitter on the internet is unhappy with how we do things

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>>8115741
I know, I was saying she wasn't cool - comparing her to a spider is insulting to spiders! Araquanid doesn't deserve this!

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>>8115741
Okay.

>>8115757
Yes.
Yes to both.

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>>8115776
is that you me
the lost fourth dave
when did i get a job at a shitty news place

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>>8115436
Fine you nerd I'll show you
>go up to zorro and kiss him on his lips
I thought the men were supposed to be the ones who court, not the other way around

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>>8115851
oh shit
you caught me
bravo fuckwad choose your prize

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>>8115837
Cool.
>Kick door.
How do we get in?

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>>8115888
holy shit
its a shiny dave

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>>8115888
how about a dave 3way

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>>8115724
>Sandslash gives Yanmega a kiss
Goodnight, my beautiful bug.
>Sandslash falls asleep in the bug hug

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>>8115887
>legs go all jelly
whoa....

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>>8115900
>Door flies open
..Like that I guess.
Ladies first, scarecrow.

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>>8115949
I'm not the one with the ponytail!
>Scuttle inside.
...Doesn't smell very poopy in here.

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>>8115919
dude
we gotta come up with a better name for this shit
daveway?
davebauchery?

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>>8115888
>UNIT ONE: LOCATED SHINY DAVE
>PING COLRESS
>FIRE POKEBALL

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>>8115994
You are the one with the skirt though.
>Follow the skirt wearing forest hobo inside
..Yeah, smells kinda like..nothing, really.

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>>8115818
BREAKING NEWS: ARAQUANID HAVE DISAPPEARED, IT IS SUSPECTED TO BE THE SAME GROUP THAT ROBBED THE MUSEUMS AND EARLIER POACHES

AUTHORITIES HAVE GIVEN A DESCRIPTION TO THE "GRUNTS" OF THE OPERATION
-Vest/Jacket (Red)
-Jeans (Black or Blue)
-Sunglasses (Red tint)
-Armed
IF YOU SEE ANYONE FITTING THIS DESCRIPTION AND THEY ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS PLEASE REPORT IT RIGHT AWAY
IT IS ALSO SAID THEY MIGHT STILL BE IN THE GENERAL AREA, EXPECT POLICE ROAD BLOCKS, AND TRAFFIC

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>>8115919
where and when dude
>>8116005
davepocalypse
>>8116032
why are you like this dude
please

>>8115818
So what was that about Araquanid? >>8116128

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>>8116128
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ARAQUANID!
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, I'M GEARING UP NEBBY

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>>8115932
Are you all right?
>hold up zorro with ribbons

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>>8116082
Well that's good at least.
>Look for stuff to loot.
I think this place might be abandoned.

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>>8116189
Yeahhh, it probably is.
Which is kinda lame.
>Join him in the pillaging

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>>8116169
Oh yeah... I am great.

>>8115508
Yup!

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>>8116189
>>8116233
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Russian Goat uses Headbutt on Lunk

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>>8116233
Found anyth-
>>8116257
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Throw Scythe at it.

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>>8116146
if beta me doesnt answer "in my pants 30 minutes from now" im fucking kicking him from the dave club
dave card revoked
can no longer shop at davemart
access to the dave family fortune cut off

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>>8116274
Not y-

>>8116257
>GIRLY SHRIEK
Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
>Assault with arrows

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(For whomever is interested in the plot this is your choice, also I seemed to of fucked my own description, forgive me)

>A strange man is walking around in alola
>He looks like one of the men described in witness accounts that poached the tyrogue and robbed the fossil museums
>[Engage in pokemon battle? [Y/N]

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>>8116419
>YES

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>>8116274
>>8116412
>The russian goat is killed.
>It's spirit leaves its body

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>>8116412
Why...
>>8116464
This place is fucking cursed. Let's just blow it up.

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>>8116325
fucking betas and their narcolepsy
well im gonna go play some shitty videogames and make articles i guess
hmu when he gets back

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>>8116447
>The grunt is well a grunt
>he won't last long, he's easy pickins
>grunt sent out level 40 hitmontop
You'll never figure us out
>Grunt seems nervous

>>8116547
(Forgot to mention he used "close combat" terribly sorry)

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>>8116464
>Salt and burn the corpse of the hellspawn

>>8116487
God yes I want out of here asap.

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>>8116517
ill send some cryptic ass message
the wind will whisper
go fuck yourself
and then youll know its time
the dick shaped smoke signal will lead you down the treasure trail to cock mountain
climb all the way up to phallic peak and enter the daveshaft dojo
where we will make history as the first self fuckers

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>>8116547
>>8116567
>Missed
..... Taeyo, use Psychic.
252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Psychic vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Hitmontop: 990-1166 (779.5 - 918.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8116570
Alright.
>Grab blondie and get the fuck out.
Uh, let's look for the structural support thingy?
>Look for dat.

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>>8116631
(Did not account for someone to do it for me, thank you. I honestly had no idea how to use it anyway)
>missed
>grunt has slightly pissed himself
Uh... close combat again
>grunts going to lose that's for sure

>>8116570
(does stank have a full team of 6 or an empty spot?)

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>>8116246
I'm heading back to the house, best come get your squeaker.
>she starts walking towards the bridge

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>>8116689
>Missed
Try again, Taeyo. Nebby? If he tries to run grab him.
252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Psychic vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Hitmontop: 990-1166 (779.5 - 918.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8116749
oh yeah i am right behind you....
Can i have another kiss when we get home?

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>>8116749
>Follows quietly
...

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>>8116770
If you want another, sure

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>>8116771
Are you sure you are okay? you do not look like it...

>>8116800
>snaps and remembers the squeaky toy
Hey yeah! You still owe me that!

>roll to marry stank and forest hobo

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>>8116816
You never gave me a kiss! I gave you one, it's different.

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>>8116725
(uhh fuggin i dunno i've only come up with 3 maybe 4 so far, so, what'cha got cookin famoli?)

>>8116640
>Point at big steel beam running up the middle of the tower
Maybe that?

>>8116820
>His name is not stank, therefore he is not married.
>Get played, son.

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>>8116771
Oh you're still blue? Did you at least have fun training?

>roll for the kitchen set to be even sexier

>>8116850
(was gonna do a kartana but if you arent interested no problems probably gonna let you NPC it if stank balls it)

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>>8116753
>(tfw I Don't have many pictures cause I didn't expect this to happen)
(Also I don't know what pokemon Taeyo is, quite sorry I cannot contribute to this)

Fuck... uh... use pursuit

>piss drips from his pants
>Grunt might die of a heart attack at this rate

>>8116862
dat pan is *lick finger and press against her ass* tsss hot!