ITT: Pokemon are real. Do you think about dick all day? In

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>>8108335
Yes
>>8108320
It's a nice house but that's not what you wanted to ask me.

SB IS GAY

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>>8108207
>>8108242
>Vocalizer: On
"READY"

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>>8108335
fuck yeah
what else is there to think about

>>8108335
i want SB to fug a robot already

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>>8108374
Same.

>>8108374
same
>>8108379
colress y

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>>8108335
no, i'm thinking of my job right now
>>8108273
a pleasure to serve you

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>>8108374
>>8108379
>>8108392
>Pokerface

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>>8108335
Ummm? I guess occasionally.

>>8108345
I really like this house to! Do you like unova better then kanto?

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>>8108335
Nope.
I've been thinking about a certain bug type all day instead.

>>8108416
jirachi

i wish yanmega had a dong

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>>8108407
... do you have something to confess?
>Enter the cross internet confession stare

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>>8108335
...
>Audible Sweating™

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>>8108407
>Stare.

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>>8108335
no, i've beent thinking about something else

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>>8108374
>>8108379
>>8108407
>>8108432
>>8108462
>worried beeping

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>>8108428
k
>yanmega gets smacked with a kalosian pastry
>>8108480
zapdogs sheath
still counts

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>>8108335
Yes.
>>8108398
Hey hey. Sooo, toots.
What's a lady like you doing working here anyway?

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>>8108412
So far Unova's alright, I miss Frankies house a bit. I still feel like that's not what you were going to ask me.

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>>8108498
...
Thanks, I guess...?
>Set the pastry aside

>>8108416
>Flutter up to sandslash
Hey. How are you today?

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>>8108428
>>8108498
>relived Sandslash noises

>>8108531
Hello, I'm doing alright now, thanks.
How are you?

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>>8108432
I can't confess to what hasn't happened yet.

>>8108462
>Pokerface harder

>>8108481
There's nothing to be worried about

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>>8108567
>Stare.

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>>8108564
I'm doing good.
Feeling more confident lately for some reason.
Maybe it's how well the Libra plans are going.

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>>8108567
>Stare

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>>8108530
I was just wondering if you where mad at me. I feel bad about having to move like we did and it is my fault....

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>>8108498
>still counts
... i'm not thinking about that
>blush appears on nirie's face

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>>8108567
>Zeta shrugs, then flops in Streambro's lap and goes into sleep mode.

>The poreh's been up all night keeping the radio station running.

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>>8108521
i just needed a job, was short on cash and my and had to temporaily quit my original job because of it

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>>8108613
No I'm not mad, we did the right thing at the Pokemon center. I'm not happy you poisoned the water to begin with however.

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>>8108567
>UNIT FIVE: STARE

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>>8108567
>Teleport in
>Stare

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Where are my bosses? Am I still getting paid for being here?

>>8108498
If you're still here I wish for 1 day gender swap on everybody without dysphoria

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>>8108567
>Cross internet stare

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>>8108651
Yeah.... i really hate myself for that....
>depressed squeak

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>>8108604
That's good to hear.
Both that you're doing well and that you're feeling more confident.
Anyway, want to go to the keep for a bit?
I've got something I want to pick up from there, plus we should go get some drinks from the farmer guy while we're there.
What do you think?

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>>8108650
Short on cash, eh?
Lessee...
>Reach into mouth#1.
Hang on.

>>8108498
Hey Jira
I wish all Pokemon were turned into gijinkas for an hour

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>>8108584
>Stare back
Don't the Units log every action?

>>8108609
This trick will not work thrice, especially when I am in the right.

>>8108631
You did a good job, popularity is good and the Roxie show went well.
I think.
I didn't even notice she had already done it.

>>8108652
Want to see a magic trick?
>Points to laptop with video feed from Unit 5's eye cameras

>>8108659
I confess I wanted to give you belly rubs.

>>8108687
Lunk from Arkansas, why

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>>8108709
Sure thing.
>Cheerfully pick him up
>Fly him to the keep
Oh yeah...about that weekend of fun together...
Do you maybe want to start it? After this?

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>>8108694
>She hugs Zorro tighter
Don't feel too bad about it, you didn't know.

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>>8108665
I believe you are still getting paid, yes.
>>8108738
... I can amp the stakes if staring no longer works. Detailed descriptions of sexual fantasies, perhaps?

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I wish I had pancakes...

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>>8108710
okay?
...
uh do you keep you belongins in your mouths
i guess that's an use for them.

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>>8108712
Uhh... Just gonna make this easier on everyone.
>Everyone that wants to can be a gijinka for an hour because seriously finding decent gijinka images of Jirachi is hell.
>>8108778
>Aether guy is covered in a pile of pancakes.
>Syrup is applied liberally.

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>>8108738
>Fly lazy circles around his head
I still don't understand why people want to do that...

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>>8108738
Why not?

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>>8108778
Pancakes?

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>>8108756
I still do though... i can not do stuff right....

>>8108678
jiji is specifically ignoring your wish btw

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>>8108769
That's nice.
>>8108806
Maybe I should get off of overtime and go home.
>>8108836
Yes, pancakes.

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>>8108851
Like... paaaaancaaaaakes.

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>>8108794
>Yoink out a necklace with a comet shard on it.
Merry Arceusmas. Wear it or sell it, ain't my biz.

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>>8108865
Pancakes?

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>>8108750
...Absolutely, although there are a couple of things I want to do first.
For the first thing, we need to go find Bones.
>Sandslash makes his way inside the keep
>roll to find Bones

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>>8108894
Heck yeah.
I made pancakes.
We're gonna have to leave here soon so I figured, like, a nice sorta-breakfast before we hit the road would be nice.
>Ray: Offer plate of pancakes to psy catte

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>>8108842
You do plenty of things right, well most things at least.

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>>8108865
Yes? I'm covered in them. I can't possibly eat all of these.
... I think I hear Francis laughing.

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>>8108929
Oh, okay. Thank you, Uncle Ray.
>Accept plate of pancakes
>Nom.

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>>8108869
uh.. thanks?
i'm not sure if desever such a pretty necklace, i don't know if i can keep it, i mean you gave me this for no reason, and you just met me

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>>8108900
>Chuck tongs at
Who said you were allowed down here?
What do you need.

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What happened?
Why am I like this?
Why is John dressed in the same outfit?
>Cosfus odd doggo sounds

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>>8108828
Primal urge? Don't really have a good idea why.

>>8108832
Y?

>>8108769
>Pokerface x 3 combo

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>>8108973
They aren't rare in Hoenn. Chomped some chump for it.
>Tip equivalent of 50 bux in P.
Anyway, that was hecka good. Me and my friend are gonna get going.
...Aren't we?
>The Swellow nervously follows after him.

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>>8109007
Wynaut?

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>>8109007
Alright, which one should I start with... Hm. Pick a number.

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>>8108974
>the tongs hit Sandslash in the head
Ow, what was that for?
I came to see if you still had that comet shard I found a while ago, do you know where it is?

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>>8109033
okay thanks for the tip, but your friend didn't finish his shake yet, and is he okay?
there seems to be something wrong with him

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>>8108939
I do not think so. You do everything right!

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>>8109140
What have I done right recently?

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>>8109077
Only two, maybe three, people are allowed in my workshop, aaand..
...
>Processing..
I don't think you gave me a comet shard?.. You did give me those gems though, and I've been meaning to pass off the one I worked on.
>Hand him the gemstone
Hope you like it.

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>>8109080
He's fiiiiine, sweetheart. See ya some other time.
Toodles.
>They both leave, Swellow gives the Bisharp a silent plea of help before being ushered out by Mawile.

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>>8109150
Everything! You are pretty good at right stuff.

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>>8109156
Oh, sorry. I didn't know.
Uh...I'm pretty sure I remember leaving a comet shard in that bag of gems I left with you, maybe I'm imagining things.

Oh well, thanks a lot Bones, I'll have to make it up to you some time dude.
>Sandslash gives Bones a hug before taking the gemstone and leaving the wakshop and heading back outside

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>>8109205
>bisharp notices the quiet plea for help
you sure he seems to be scared, but what ever good bye
>when she makes sure the mawlie isn't looking she starts following them
>roll to not be noticed

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>>8109007
Mesprit has told me of you. You are one that seeks knowledge. To learn of the world.
>They float around the room.
I know of ma-
>They slam into one of the shelves.

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>>8109279
>Yanmega is waiting outside
So...
What did you get from him?
>Curious bug noises

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>>8109306
Uxie, I thought you prided yourself on flying with your eyes closed.
>Big Sis Mew flops on the knowledge pixie

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>>8109048
Wobb?

>>8109076
Five.

>>8109306
Hello, and careful with the...
>bonk
...shelves.

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>>8109279
>Shrug™
I dunno, didn't see one.
Yeah, sure, anytime sla-
>Hugged
why.
..
>Brush sand off self

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>>8109340
Greetings Mew. I usually learn of a place before I visit it.
>>8109366
My apologies.
>They pat the shelf.
What do you seek?

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>>8109245
If you say so.

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>>8109399
Oh i know so!
You are the best! Except at battling. I am ok at that.

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>>8109320
It's a surprise.
>roll to determine if the gem is visible between Sandslash's back spines
Now I guess we look for that farmer guy, want to help look for him?

>>8109385
If you're so concerned about getting sand on yourself why do you live in a desert?

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>>8109366
Confess your sins.
Confessssss.

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>>8109468
I do fine at battling, just not against you; you're too high of a level for me.

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>>8109471
I'm not.

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>>8109393
>Mew shrugs, before yawning and curling up on a psy bubble near Uxie. And probably Mesprit if she's still in the room.
...Why didn't you this time?

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>>8109340
>Suddenly, pixie party in a cramped workshop

>>8109393
Usually I try to discover by myself the knowledge, but there are at least two things I'd like to know in advance
First is that this plan I have to fix my friend here..
>Points at Claydol, sitting in sleep mode in a corner
...is going to work. Drill into his head, insert a crystalline probe close to his existing crystal lattice and wire it up to the outside for additional hardware.
Second is what happened close to the New Year's eve that made Jirachi sleep a lot less than the usual.

>>8109478
I confess to nothing but thoughts, and thoughtcrime is not a thing yet.

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>>8109471
>The sun glints off the gemstone briefly
>Tilts head
Do you have something stuck in your spines, or is it just me...?
...
>Shrug
I don't know where he is, but we can look around.

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>>8109510
Is that what it is?

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>>8109580
You wouldn't one shot me if we were about the same level.

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>>8109559
Not yet.
But soon.
Soooon.

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>>8109538
I thought it would be interesting!
I feel that it is.
>>8109559
Your plan to fix your friend will go smoothly.
...Even I am unsure why Jirachi has begun sleeping less. I think Arceus gave him a truckload of 5 hour energy.
I can tell you how to fug the bug if you so wish~

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>>8109366
>>8109559
Ah, but you have thoughts to confess to.
Confess.

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damn i missed them
oh well i'll go back i'm not to far from the cafe

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>>8109607
Oh. Well i think you are great! I do train a lot....

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>>8109530
Alright then.
Any chance you know where that farmer guy is, by the way?

>>8109574
>roll to sound convincing
Nope, probably just some sand or something.
Things get stuck in my spines all the time.
...Anyway, let's go looking around for him then.
>Sandslash starts looking for farmer dude
>if odds Sandslash is more concerned trying to hide the gemstone from Yanmega, so he's walking around always facing her instead of actually looking for the farmer guy

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>>8109680
...Uxie, I thought fugging the bug was Colress's thing.

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Sliggoo are very good at cleaning up syrup, I would suggest one to anyone else caught in this situation.
Since I'm on what is my first day off all year, do you guys have any questions?

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>>8109665
Doesn't seem to be any time soon, Lenk from Montana

>>8109684
I confess none of these thought would be dangerous if they were enacted.

>>8109680
Great, thanks. This whole year has been crazy, maybe Arceus has a plan he is putting in mo...
>Fug the bug?
>...
>...
...I don't refuse any piece of knowledge.

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>>8109710
No idea.
Try the fields or liquor storage.

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>>8109693
well i'm back, nothing was here change lucky,
>azumaril still passed out on her seat

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>>8109709
I suppose you do, now you gonna do something while you're on top of me or you just gonna lay there?

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>>8109710
I can understand how sand would glint...
>You are safe for now
>Roll to find farmer dude, and acquire drinks and food

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>>8109788
Maybe it's a soon soon, maybe its a Valve Soon™, who knows.
also how dare you even suggest that i'm from that shithole.

>>8109771
Are you related to black?

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>>8109771
Which branch of Aether do you work for?
>>8109788
A P for your thoughts?

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>>8109712
It is. It does not mean I lack knowledge on said bug fugging.
The internet has helped me expand my knowledge.
>>8109788
Perhaps he does.
Hehe~
>She floats close and whispers all the naughty ways the bug can be fugged.
>Abdomen penetration, grinding, cannon fucking, Robug footjobs.
>The method and programming for a handjob that won't turn your dick into salami.
>The list goes on.

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>>8109822
Woops.
>gets off
>squeak

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huh, it seems calmer than usual taday
>takes a look at the pendant
why would she give me that?
there mist be something wrong,
>puts the necklace, i looks good on me, i think

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>>8109906
>she was hoping it was the former
At least you were warm, it felt nice even if I was being squished

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>>8109801
Oh, thanks anyway.

>>8109824
Yeah...have you had any luck finding the guy?
I haven't seen him anywhere.
Do you think he'd mind if we just took a little of his alcohol with us?

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>>8109868
The Unova branch, sir. Specifically the branch researching environmental clean up.
>>8109846
Mom got remarried when I was five, so it's possible.

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>>8109926
...
I don't think he would...
>Grab a few bottles of vodka and other alcoholic beverages
>Puts them in her bag
That takes care of that.
Alright. Where to next?

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>>8109889
>Mew watches this with interest

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>sits on the couch
i guess i'll get some quiet moments to gather my toughts

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>>8109846
You annoyed me while I'm with some special visitors, thus you get the bad states Lank from Mississippi.

>>8109868
Lewd thoughts that will not happen.

>>8109889
>Listens carefully
>Surprisingly enough, only a sixth of these "techniques" have a risk of severe injury
...whoa.

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>>8109925
Yeah i am pretty warm compared to others i guess!

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>>8110069
>Stare

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>>8109939
Iiinteresting... and you're from Unova too?
Veeeery interesting.
If only I knew blacks last name.

>>8110069
man who the hell thought that name was a good idea, it's just a clusterfuck of letters.
At least it isn't a void state.

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>>8110069
If they aren't going to happen then there shouldn't be a problem with you sharing them.
>>8109939
I see. And how is the research coming along?

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>>8110079
I think I'm going to go into the nearby forest and fight some wild pokemon, see if i can get stronger that way. Unless you've got something you want to do?

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>>8110069
>Float around, bored
>Fiddle with equipment

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.........
>Use psychic powers to leave a lewd image of a robug in Colress' mind
>>8110171
.......
>Watch silently

anyone else think its weird thst jirachi has like 12 mythicals

>>8110260
Yes

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>>8110084
>>8110204
Oh, hello Azelf. How're you doing?
>Big sis Mew waves again from atop her too-lazy-to-just-float psychic bubble.

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>>8110134
I would say it's coming along fine, sir. We've employed the use of Muks in cleaning water, it's been very helpful.
>>8110132
I don't think it'll be the same. If he is my brother his dad still isn't my dad.

>>8110286
what do we do about it

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>>8109992
Nice.
Now we need to go get some food and then we can go back to the S.S.Libra.
>Sandslash searches around in the storage area for food
>odds = a bunch of tinned foods, could probably still make a decent meal out of it though
evens = Sandslash finds some lobster, crab and fish in a freezer, as well as his favourite berries

>>8110311
we bocome one with the jirachi hivemind
we are all jirachi

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>>8110152
I will just follow!

>>8110323
(not many threads go by without me making this particular mistake)

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>>8109939
I'm also interested in knowing these findings.

>>8110084
Hello? Coming to the impromptu pixie party?

>>8110132
Maybe when it gangs up with the other states and becomes a proper region like Unova they will get a less ridiculous name.

>>8110134
There are problems. Potentially friendship ending ones.

>>8110171
Just don't touch the generator over there, it's running and you might get shocked.

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>>8110292
>>8110354
>A tail is waved at the two
>A sense of confusion is transferred to Streambro, along with curiosity

>>8110330
u got me senpai
im jirachi
bones pls let me eat ur ass

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>>8110323
...
Well, that's a decent amount of food...
Ready to go back?

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>>8110295
Good to know. Any other... experiments?
>>8110354
Hm... Alright. I shall stop prying, even if it means stewing in my own boredom and curiosity.

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>>8110354
..Unova isn't really a good name either.
Neither are Hoenn or Kalos, but that's probably my parents weeb blood talking.

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>>8110404
(well, since you asked so nicely and said please..
i'm still gonna need to see some ID tho.)

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>>8110354
>>8110440
... I'm starting a new experiment regarding the use of Sliggoos to clean liquid messes, sir.

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>>8110414
Yeah, this should be enough.
>Sandslash pus all the food cans in Yanmega's bag
>roll to stealthily sneak the gemstone in there as well, if odds Yanmega notices Sandslash putting it in the bag but doesn't see what it is
...I'm ready when you are.

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>>8110396
(OOC I don't know something I should know IC, so this post changes depending on what the context should be IC.)

(If Azelf's silence is a character trait:)
...Still with the whole silent thing? Don't think I've heard your voice in centuries...

(If Azelf's silence is just because she isn't speaking)
...Trying to one-up Uxie and her flying-while-blind shtick?

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>>8110204
...
Nice.

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>>8110520
Okay.
>Pick him up
>Fly him to the libra
>Set him down on the deck
So...
>Looks at the food and "wine"
Dinner? Or do you want to do something else...?

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>>8110396
>Waves back
No, I don't know what is exactly happening either, but I'm not complaining. Not many can boast to having been face to face with a mythical, nevermind four at once. Just don't bump with the shelves.

>>8110440
Well, less "friendship ending" and more "making things real awkward"

>>8110443
Especially not Kalos.

>>8110504
I'm expecting a report on your findings by next week. Just kidding.

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well i wonder what inazuma is doing right now
>nirie bored makes the closest thing to him float

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>>8110598
Honestly, I don't understand why you humans make such a big deal out of it...
Oh well.
>Nibble on teleported sweets, as usual

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>>8110396
>>8110598
>>8110633
>Looks through some of the things in the room silently.

>>8110648
>looks
Kek

is there a possibility of getting a shiny human?

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>>8110633
Because they view us as like... gods, or something. That and either way, we're one-of-a-kind.
>Sip a teleported-in chocolate shake.

>>8110680
Colress is shiny now

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>>8110598
>Azelf nods and goes to investigate the electronics
... goals. What are yours...?
>>8110538
(preference for muteness)
(if she cant answer with a gesture, images, or feelings shell talk)
(going with the second one)
>She goes to shake her head, but then hesitates for a few seconds before hastily nodding
>>8110575
>Curiosity, anticipation, a desire to know more, wonder at what happens next

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>>8110680
dude
its like youve never seen a shiny dave

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>>8110581
Yeah! A nice dinner for both of us.
I thought it'd be a nice way to start our weekend of fun.
>Sandslash takes Yanmega's bag
So, do you want to help me get dinner ready?
...I'm not sure I remember the way to the kitchen, do you want to lead the way?

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>>8110700
>Mew shrugs, rolling onto her side.

>>8110633
Ey Mesprit... if Azzie's mute and Uxie's blind, what're you gonna be?

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>>8110598
I see. Human or...?
>>8110504
How well has that worked thus far...?

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>>8110598
>>8110786
Well, sir it has worked... Well? My Sliggoo enjoys the extra at least. We'll have to start exercising to keep him healthy at this rate.

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>>8110339
Uh if you really want to
>head out of the city over the bridge and towards the forest to the east.

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>>8110820
you know we have training funds right
the unovan chapter has a training hall
glad to see you doing a good job though
who am i giving a raise to here? name?

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>>8110633
>>8110690
It's pretty much what mew said, but especially the uniqueness.
...Hal, come here please.

>>8110700
Current goals are getting this radio station higher in popularity, help spread the message of pokemon rights.

>>8110786
...or

>>8110820
Have you tested with other kind of messes?

(Discord autoupdated on my phone and my phone can no longer run it fml)

>roll for nirie to finally confess to zapdoggo

>>8110869
(can you get on discord on a browser?)

>>8110869
rip you

>roll for kitchen set to fug mawile

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>>8110865
No, sir, just syrup.
>>8110855
Uh, no, sir, I wasn't aware of this, I'll get on that.
Thank you, sir, my name is Hilbert.

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>>8110865
>Beeping noises

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>>8110838
I like doing stuff around you!
>follows close...

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>>8110716
I have some experience with cooking.
>Lift sandslash up
>Gently hover him to the ship's kitchen
>The equipment sits there, silent and unpowered
...
I haven't gotten the electricity to work yet...

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>>8110865
Ooohhh. Would species be prying too much?
>>8110820
That's good to here, do make sure to keep yourself and your Pokemon in shape.
>>8110961
..... syrup
>>8110869
(I guess you get to be a browserfag for a while man)

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>>8110915
?

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>>8110743
...
Uh...
Does eating too much candy count?

>>8110690
>>8110865
...
Oh.
>Shrugs
Well, that makes sense.

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>>8110961
hilbert???
cool have fun with your 100 unovabux raise
may your slug become a dragon
and hopefully not fug you

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>>8110961
>Hilbert.
Any reason you have my middle name?

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>>8111026
... hopefully it doesn't, sir.
Fug me, that is.
>>8111053
I think I had my first name before you had your middle name.

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>>8110984
I like doing things with you too Zorro.
>arrive in the forest
Lets look for something to defeat.
>she spots a Pidove and points at it with her ribbons
You there let's fight

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>>8111086
Fight me. Only one can survive.

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>>8110985
Hmm...maybe if we had one of those small portable generators we'd be able to power this stuff long enough to get a meal ready.
Do you want to see if you can go find one somewhere while I get everything ready?

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>>8110988
Probably, and I like to keep a standard of professionalism.

>>8110961
Well, you should get on that.

>>8111020
You might be clinically immortal but I wouldn't test how it applies to diabetes.

>>8110975
Hey.
Ready up the cameras.
>Towards the pixies
If you don't mind, I'd like a group photo. A strictly secret one.

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>>8111115
Me? Okay...
>Pidove used air cutter

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>>8111086
>>8111137
Are you two related...?

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>>8111154
>252 SpA Pidove Air Cutter vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 4-6 (1.9 - 2.9%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Is that all you got?
>hyper voice

>>8111188
>CRIT
>There is no longer a pidove only a fine blood mist

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>>8111137
I'm Unovan, not stupid. I think I'll pass, kid.
>>8111169
I don't know, did his mom get remarried after being a cheating skank 22 years ago?

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>>8111115
>>8111154
>>8111188
>cheering for sylvie

Yeah you got it!

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>>8111020
>>8111146
Ehh... I don't think it counts...

>>8111146
...We don't actually need to eat. We just do it for the taste. I don't think diabetes would be an issue.

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>>8111169
Uh, maybe?
>>8111220
Hey I'm like 20. Frick you, nerd.
Uh, she might have?

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>>8111220
Why did you say stupid twice?

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>>8111145
...
Uh...
We do have one...
>Flies out of the room
>Comes back a few minutes later, laboriously dragging a modest gas generator
Oof.

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>>8111223
>>8111219
Uh I think the pokemon here may be a bit low level. Lets see what we can fish up...
>dip a ribbon in rippling water and wait until we get a bite

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>>8111254
Hey, I was trying to drink something!

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>>8111146
Hey, Seb. I've got the place all set up and livable, spent a little too much time fiddling with a potted plant tho-
>>8111240
>Jaw: dropped
>Drink: luckily already empty but dropped
Oh... my...

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>>8111278
>waits impatiently
>brought the squeaker
>squeak

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>>8111223
>>8111278
>Appear.
Hey you guys need a fight?

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>>8111278
>You got a bite, is an angry seaking

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>>8111026
Welcome back to the land of the living. Place your bets, Black vs Hilbert.
>>8111300
I see you finally managed to stop thinking about dicks.
>>8111220
>>8111246
.... right, I'll just watch. Please don't kill my employee, Black.

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>>8111291
Oh. Hello there, Warrior John.

>Yep. That's Mew.
>And all three Lake Guardians
>Just hanging out with Streambro for no discernible reason

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>>8111146
>>8111240
Yeah.
I eat for fun.

>>8111291
>Float up casually
Hey there.
Who are you?
>Sip on a chocolate drink

>>8111300
you do not look like a fish!
>squeak.

>>8111312
>SQUEAK

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>>8111361

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>>8111300
Uh yeah I guess after this we can battle, not to the death though right?
>Sylvie used Hyper voice on the fucking seaking
252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 112 HP / 124 SpD Seaking: 73-87 (33.6 - 40%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8111246
And I'm 27, screw you, too, flippy hair.
Call her and we'll see.
>>8111254
Hey, at least we recognize Steel and Dark as types.

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>>8111331
Shhh don't tell my secret.
>>8111361
Nope.
>>8111384
Hahaha. Yep. I'm level 60 so I'm gonna go easy!

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>>8111240
>>8111357
Truly some interesting biology.

>>8111291
Hello, I have no idea either why. But I'm not complaining.

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>>8111384
>Seaking used Megahorn!
200+ Atk Seaking Megahorn vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 65-76 (32.1 - 37.6%) -- 0.3% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>8111384
>>8111417
>squeaky

All yeah!

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>>8111280
Sorry, dude.
I'll hook you up with some apple juice if we ever meet.

>>8111402
literally what are you even talking about
My best bud's a dark type.
And my best stabmachine is steel.

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>>8111334
H-hello there. It's an honor to meet you.
>>8111357
I'm John, one of Seb's friends and coworkers. I... Wow...

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>>8111456
That fucking hurt you stupid fish!
>Sylvie used hyper voice again!

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>>8111258
...Well I guess that solves that problem.
>Sandslash starts unloading stuff from Yanmega's bag onto a table
>a couple bottles of vodka, two bottles of wine, one red, one white
>various tin cans full of vegetables, potatoes, even some tinned meats
>Sandslash also sneaks out the gemstone and hides it back in his spines
Alright, want me to try hooking up the generator?
I don't want you to get zapped or anything.

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>>8111456
>>8111462
>>8111514
Pff.
>They eat an apple from one of the trees.
Just gonna chill. If you need help just yell.

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>>8111514
>Seaking used Megahorn!

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>>8111469
did someone say apple juice

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>>8111526
That's probably best.
...
I can grab some candles, if you want...

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>>8111418
Eh, I just thought I'd drop in. Because why not?

>>8111499
>The mew giggles lightly at this, then smiles warmly.
It is a pleasure to meet you in person.

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>>8111550
One last time
>Hyper Voice

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>>8111563
Yup, fresh out of the apples.

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>>8111600
>dead fish

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>>8111418
I'm bored, and have nothing better to do, really.

>>8111499
>Poofs a chocolate bar into his hand
Nice to meet you.

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>>8111604
dude youre so lucky klinks aint a time travel device anymore
come over there and steal that shit

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>>8111629
>heal up using a hyper potion thanks to cocoa's phat wallet
>>8111417
Okay this is going to go horribly but I should be ready.

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>>8111671
I'd gladly give you some, I've got plenty of juice and apples.
But I'm kinda busy with a thing in Almia, so, yeah.

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>>8111567
That would be perfect, please do.
>Sandslash tries to connect the generator safely to power the kitchen
>odds = the connection is not a good one, the food's not going to get cooked properly
>evens = who knew ground types could be such good electricians

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>>8111713
>Mawile Mega Evolved!
Alright, I'm going easy on you!
>Sucker Punch!
16+ Atk Huge Power Mawile-Mega Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 82-97 (24.7 - 29.3%) -- 100% chance to 4HKO

>>8111783
>roll to use powers of memes to make food better

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>>8111713
>Slugma slithers in
...

>>8111792
...

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>>8111713
You got this!
>squeak

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>>8111834
Hi slugma!
>>8111792
Alright then.
>hyper voice
252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mawile-Mega: 39-47 (26.3 - 31.7%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

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>>8111834

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>>8111834
Just training.
>>8111861
Little slow, don't hold back.
>Mawile uses Sucker Punch!

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>A short old man walks in with a cane and a single pokeball in his grasp
Ohohoh, is this a gathering of Pokemon?
Well now, I supposed I should introduce myself then.

I'm Gree- Er, I'm Mr. Verich. It's a pleasure to meet you all.

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i wonder why she gave me this pendant
was she hitting on me?

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>>8111892
Yeah I guess
>Sylvie used hyper voice!

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>>8111824
>sure, why not

>Sandslash sets out all the food on the table in front of him, unsure what to do because he's never cooked anything before
Um...Yanmega, you said you've cooked before right? Any idea what we could make with all this?
>Sandslash waits to be told how he can be helpful

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>>8111934
Woo. I felt that one.
Don't you have HP fire?
>Mawile uses Sucker Punch again!

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>>8112002
Nope but I wish I did right now.
>Hyper voice again!

>>8111903
the discord is arguing over whether your character should exist

>>8112027
(This is the post-game Greevil, not really an antagonist anymore)

>>8112022
>Crit damage
252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mawile-Mega on a critical hit: 59-70 (39.8 - 47.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8112022
Oww nice shot, ribbonmaster.
>1 hit left until both are KOed?
>Mawile uses Swords Dance.

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>>8111861
>>8111892
Hey there-

>>8111886
...
Uh...This isn't permanent, right?

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>>8111903
>Yanma quietly lands on a nearby rock and stares at the strange man
Who are you really?

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>>8112060
>confused at the move used
Uh thanks
>hyper voice one last time

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>>8111996
Meat, vegetables...
...
Uh, do you know how to make stew?

>>8112056
(Ignore that guy, he's just stirring shit. You're fine.)

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>>8112072
(Nay, it ends whenever ye want. I'm aiming to have fun, not to break things)

>>8112126
(Ah, mind if I get a link to the discord he was talking about, or is that a pile of trubbish?)

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>>8112072
Hey th-
>>8112120
>He flops back.
Oww. Hell. Any potions for me, ribbonmaster?
>The Swellow grabs a berry for him and kicks it over.
Thanks.
>He munches on it.

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>>8112188
Yeah
>spray with a hyper potion

>>8112170
(https://discord.gg/3W2G7)

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Anybody else been listening to this new radio station based out of Virbank?
I've gotta say, it's interesting to say the least.

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>>8112125
...I've never made anything before.
Tell me what you want me to do and I'll help out.

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>>8112242
Thank you. You're at least pretty tough.
What are you guys doing out here?