Game continued here
>>8054139
Don't worry Ahri, it'll all end soon enough.
>>8054142
I expected more than this.
>>8054147
"This" as in?
HG thread
>>8054142
but high death rate usually ends ~9
>>8054160
Oh hey look, a death.
>>8054160
>The Stress becomes too much for her.
>She becomes afflicted with Hopeless.
>>8054200
>There's really nothing funny to say... Jesus.
>
>>8054200
I skipped a small bit of peace.
Final 2 place any bets if- oh wait this place suddenly died for no reason. Forget the bets then.
>>8054221
Betting Ahri
>>8054187
>The longest for my games was day 12, and the shortest was night 1. I think the average is 7 days.
>>8054221
I'm not dead, minion!
...Well, I technically was, but now I'm not! I was only temporarily dead, which is scientifically impossible, but here I am! Screw science!
>>8054221
>Using Natsuo as a distraction, Ahri takes all the honey.
>It's delicious.
>>8054221
This is just horrible!
>I thought I got killed a lot sooner.
>>8054221
Remember kiddies, chew your food properly.
>>8054232
Look at what you did.
>>8054240
I was referring to everyone that was here before I began hosting. Makes seem bad on my part, this place seems to die down when I host.
>>8054160
'This' referring to Adachi's current state.
>>8054258
Nice. Jinxed it. Congrats and Thanks for the game.
>>8054258
Good job Pratty, you won the game but failed at life since you're still a fatty. And as far as society is concerned being fat is almost as bad as being black or gay.
What's he pointing at, hg?
>>8054276
Congrats!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8054258
(I'm actually salty about that. I was so sure I was going to win.)
>Ahri, finding a bag of marshmellows, decides to catch up on the roasting of them she didn't get to do before.
>Unfortunately, in her excitement, she crams too many in her mouth.
>
>>8054232
(Thanks for jinxing it.)
>>8054286
YOU BET ON MINE I BET ON YOURS
KARMA
>>8054276
>once again as the host posts the obituary toot noises come from the mouth to honor all the fatties that fell...or were harpooned
That's game.
>>8054276
I am not! Am not, am not, am not!
...Thanks anyways.
>>8054272
>>8054282
>>8054298
>>8054282
>>8054272
Ooh, I messed up! Thank you both for this, too!
>>8054296
Thanks for the game!
>>8054276
Congratulations.
>>8054295
What? When did I ever bet on you?! You have no proof that I did such a thing!
>>8054276
Congratulations!
>>8054296
Thank you for hosting for me, minion!
>>8054277
Well, using my highly advanced optical technology, I can tell you he is pointing at absolutely nothing!
>>8054296
>thanks for hosting
>>8054296
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>8054296
20th? Not the worst, s'pose. Thanks for the game!
>>8054319
Thank you, miss foxlady.
>>8054328
And you, too!
>>8054337
You too!
>>8054286
Hey it took me ages to get my first win. Just give it time, rng works in strange ways.
>>8054272
>>8054282
>>8054298
>>8054319
>>8054328
>>8054332
>>8054337
>>8054342
No problem. Now rp with each other and have a good time. That's what this place is for.
>>8054366
>opens the box
>>8054366
(I'm actually just as glad I made it to second place, so it evens out.)
>>8054379
>It's just an empty box
>>8054366
Alright! Which of you fine people wants to RP with me! Claptrap!
>>8054387
geez...
Should I host or go back to puking for a few minutes and then host?
>>8054412
Get what's out of your system first then host.
>>8054419
Kay.
>>8054424
>rubs tum
>>8054412
If you're feeling sick enough that you're puking... I'd personally say rest.
If there was anything I could do to help, I would.
>>8054396
>looks up skirt
post music and guess the avafag
>>8054412
Do I hear the sounds of someone who needs a doctor?! I think there's a liquid that helps with stomach problems! It's called.. 'Peptoebismal'! Or something like that! But medicine alone won't help! You need rest!
>>8054484
But no one ever guesses
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwB8pkzGSoQ
>>8054484
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4
>>8054453
>I planned on actually going to sleep after this. Maybe. I sleep whenever. Which isn't often.
Alright alright... since I just got done dealing with other business, I'll be taking 24 of you into this arena.
>No swaps.
>No super long names.
>No dupes.
>Be patient, it's all manual.
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3SxjX--x3U&list=PLcZMZxR9uxC8FBrKJU0EtdAt3mM-9dCfu
>Do I still have to erp or the time is over for that ?
>>8054497
because it's 90% vidya/anime OSTs or meme music, every time
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbXB9v4Iutk
>>8054522
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8054522
Claptrap
>>8054522
Burger-chan
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMfdpjnAHU
>>8054522
Cirno
>>8054527
>Absolutely
>yfw
>>8054522
Gabriel
>>8054522
Sticks
>>8054522
Ahri
>>8054522
Fat bastard
>>8054522
Professor James Moriarty
>>8054522
Haku Yowane
>>8054522
Arthur Pendragon
>>8054522
Eggman-kun
>>8054522
Kyuuri
>>8054522
Syoko Hoshi
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>8054522
Me
>>8054522
Lord Beerus
>>8054522
Suz
>>8054522
Reigen Arataka
>>8054522
the G.h.o.s.t
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMryNU9rPE&t=1s
>>8054527
It's over
>>8054547
>if I just post "erps with everyone" counts like erping?
>>8054522
Plant girl
>>8054595
>pretty sure you have to suck atleast 5 dongers
>>8054528
Then guess the ones that are actual music
>>8054522
Pratty
>>8054522
Mikan
>>8054606
>how about doing yuri 5 times in erp?
>>8054527
did I miss something?
>>8054522
Pope Pius XIII
>>8054631
>knock yourself out, but don't come back until you have atleast 4 STDs
Alright Red. Do your worst.
>>8054484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
>>8054522
Lord Enel
>>8054656
Oh a new chair for me round bottom.
>sits on the table
>it breaks
>>8054686
thicc
>>8054656
>removes one of the legs so it doesn't wobble
>>8054635
>I rolled a 4 for a post so I had to erp
>but I was busy on a thing so I never did
>now that i'm not busy I can do it now
>>8054656
>fuck you
>I have a square table
>>8054701
id erp with you desu
>>8054701
It's hip to be square
>>8054577
Suz! Hey. How are you feeling after yesterday? Did your head ache go away?
...Is anything else wrong?
>>8054650
>I don't know how to make the first step to erp tbqh
>>8054708
>anon or ava?
>>8054695
I think I wear it well eh?
>>8054522
Odin
>>8054739
I'd go as far to say you're a wee bit sexeh
>>8054738
>I think just replying >unzips with a picture will get you enough replies to get started
Here. Check it. Any image problems will be fixed at the beginning.
>>8054738
>taking erp advice from a dutch faggot
>>8054765
Ready to be the hero!
>>8054765
I accept this challenge.
>>8054773
>Then give me your advice
>>8054738
either or
>>8054765
Looks good boss.
>>8054765
You can start if you're ready..
>>8054780
I'd erp with you desu
>>8054790
>by anon or ava I mean you
>>8054786
Ask if anybody's interested in one of your characters. If they are, ask what they have in mind. Once they tell you, write a starter. It's that ez.
>>8054737
Gone like yesterday. I think you might've taken away my ability to do math though. I'm gonna need that back at some point
>>8054765
I accept this district partner
>>8054819
>>8054765
Let's go
>>8054765
Let's begin with a not so bloody bloodbath.
>>8054820
i know
>>8054744
'Bout time someone finally sees my good side.
>>8054765
OI. I can't see the lovely lady.
>>8054823
Don't need numbers and lines to waste fools.
>>8054826
Come on
>>8054823
>Ahri frowns.
I... don't know if I can give that back...
>>8054765
Looks good. Ready when you are.
>>8054833
>>8054833
No blood, just a mess!
>>8054833
Coulda, shoulda shot me with your gun.
>>8054822
>"taking erp advice from a dutch faggot"
>bolin replying
>No offense, just making jokes again
>>8054835
>oh, then I rather you to use an ava
>>8054833
I bless this canteen. May it quench my thirst.
>>8054833
You all look like you know what you're doing...
I think I'll stick around you guys...
>>8054870
Man, don't fall for the Dutch lies. There are two kinds of people I hate in the world: Those intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.
>>8054833
>She just stumbles down a hill near her podium.
Ahh..! Why'd mine need to be this close to an incline..?
>>8054892
That joke is old, Bolin. Older than you.
>>8054833
Day 1.
If by "infection", you meant "alcohol poisoning", then yes, she did die of an infection.
Who wants to erp?
>>8054833
I think working together is the best thing we can do!
>>8054906
>You guys don't believe I was giving genuine erp advice right? I was just joking around
>>8054923
Can I fuck the ice loli?
>>8054843
GI Joe has two M67 frag grenades, how many insurgents can he turn into hamburger at once?
>>8054849
Hey, don't gimme that look, I'm only kidding. Im fine, see?
Two and two is five.
>>8054854
Guess I'm far too trusting.
>>8054902
Damn right it is. Goldmember was a quality movie.
>>8054906
Who knows? Maybe our boy Cenro does it on the downlow :^)
>Captcha: MUDA
Is that a Jojo reference?
>>8054923
I know you were. I know you well enough to know that you don't erp.
>>8054904
I-I think I'll stay away from that one...
>>8054911
Ohhh....
>Kyuuri approaches the fox-woman.
I wasn't expecting to see an extraspecies here...
H-Hello...
>>8054904
>As everyone predicted she died surrounded by empty bottles and cans of beer.
>>8054904
Night 1.
Is it cold out, or is it just Me?
>>8054928
>nah
>>8054940
>I'd rather share a drink with Jude rather than ERPing
>>8054943
>just asking to be sure because I could understand if Red thought it was me being serious
>>8054906
>Fine... i'm going to post my avas there and see if someone is interesed
>if not, i'm saved from erping
>>8054904
Boom, headshot.
>>8054931
In the realm of combat, trust must turn into paranoia.
>>8054966
...
>>8054904
>
>>8054931
>It's worse than she thought.
Yes... You're just fine...
>>8054966
>Kyuuri is rattled by the explosions.
Wh-Wh-Why did I do that...?!
>>8054969
You realize he can obtain your IP address from your drink right?
>>8054984
Organise away.
>>8054996
>Good luck, it's behind 7 water filters
>mobileposts loudly
>>8054966
Day 2.
Not as funny as I thought it would be now that I said it.
>>8054931
Aha! A trick question! The answer to that is ''not enough''
>>8055004
>7 water filters
>not 9
>>8054966
>Organizes and orgy
(OH OKAY.)
>>8054969
>Jude gets to live in the most based country in Yurope
>does nothing but sick haxx all day
>>8055021 (Me)
Hi.
>>8055027
O-Ow...
>>8054977
What? No way. It's easy to forget that the guns behind you are just as dangerous as the ones shooting at you. Last thing I anybody needs is someone twitchy fuck with his weapon set to auto following beside ya.
>>8054984
>Shrugged and turned away, digging her pinkie finger around in her ear canal.
>>8054984
>Sharp whistling from the shadows
>>8055032
>I kinda got sick of the 9 jokes a long time ago, anon.
>>8055030
A fucking plus.
>>8055048
>Ahri whines slightly.
I'm sorry! I don't know what to do!
>>8055027
>Too distracted by that orgy she apparently organized last night, Eggman-kun's theft goes unnoticed.
>>8055027
Night 2.
Good guy...
>>8055065
I know
>kissu
>>8055073
Don't need rocket science to figure that one. You keep fighting the good fight, you hear?
>>8055082
God, please give me the power to fix this mess of a church and purge the clergy of its hypocrisy and degeneracy.
>>8054946
Oh, Hello Ms. How are you today?
>>8055062
>Ahri pretends not to notice, but she smiles.
>>8055082
>Tired from all the activity in the last 24 hours, she falls asleep.
>Even if she gets kicked out now, everyone else at least enjoyed themselves.
>In more ways than one.
>>8055084
Thanks man, you too.
I'm going to try finishing this thingy I was working on now
>>8055082
Day 3.
>>8055082
>ded.
>>8055116
I-I'm a little relieved now... I wasn't expecting to find someone familiar.
My name is K-Kyuuri by the way...
>>8055116
I want to snuggle with Ahri in her soft tails.
>>8055135
Prove your faith to God and maybe I will pardon you from the path of hell you are running towards to.
>>8055149
Same
>>8055135
Night 3.
>>8055078
Try it again sometime. Dude, I feel as bright ever. Somebody give me a theorem to solve before this genius goes to waste
Six plus six is thirty six.
>>8055140
Kyuuri? Well that's a pretty name. I.. Don't believe we've met before though. You said I'm familiar?
>>8055135
>Ahri, having no idea what a romhack is, decides to be the motivational support.
>>8055135
He doesn't have a lot of supplies. I guess he doesn't really need any.
>>8055171
Ah... It's just your ear and tails...
Y-You are an extraspecies, right?
>>8055168
Day 4.
Gabriel the betrayer doesn't sound right, but it fits.
>>8055168
>Still angry about the Marshmellows from the last game, confronts Mikan. She tells the pope to wait his turn just as she sees the detonator.
...Really Mikan? Again?
>The explosion kills her.
>>8055193
>She blinks, her tails flicking around.
You mean someone who isn't human? Then yes. I suppose I am an extraspecies.
>>8055170
... I don't think that's the right answer Suz...
>>8055220
How do you figure that?
>>8055212
Night 4.
Mikan ends the life of a God.
>>8055242
Day 5.
Doesn't she burn stuff? I don't think that's a good idea.
>>8055220
G-Good. Now I feel right at home...
There are plenty of extraspecies where I'm from, you s-see?
>>8055273
Night 5.
What? Is he being haunted by visions of those he's killed in the past? I've only seen him show sympathy for a small child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZM5bxoccc
>>8055273
How do you crop your game?
>>8055235
I'm pretty sure Six plus six is twelve...
>>8055289
Oh. I see! Well, now I don't feel so alone either!
Taking photoshop requests
>>8055310
Day 6.
I guess I'll let them live for a bit longer.
>>8055314
>Manually. Any particular reason?
>>8055320
I-I guess... maybe...
>Kyuuri stands around idly pressing her fingers together.
We could be friends, or something... I don't have many of those...
So how dose HG plan on expanding onto other boards?
>>8055342
Janina getting arrested for touch lolis
>>8055320
Sixes is two plus three, reverse that by two that's thirty six
>>8055345
Looks like a mobile device
>Red is actually erping
THE MADMAN
>>8055345
Night 6.
That little girl is pretty savage.
>>8055382
>it is.
>>8055365
Idk, what ideas you got?
>>8055383
Link
>>8055342
Adrian Rollini with his arm around Kumiko Oumae.
>>8055383
>A promise is a promise
>I'm not going to break a promise ever again
>>8055378
>Ahri just looks more upset as Suz speaks.
I knew my plan was a bad one! I'm so sorry! I've screwed everything up!
>>8055356
>She smiles brightly.
I wouldn't mind that at all! My name is Ahri, what's yours?
>>8055388
The Feast.
This makes 4.
>>8055393
Sure, First we target /trash/ (since this is where HG currently thrives) we start to shitpost games onto other threads. We repeat this more and more till others start doing it. Then, after /trash/ is filled with nothing but HG threads, we progress to /b/. Once there, we repeat the previous steps till the same result happens.
>>8055435
You already forgot...?
I-I-It's Kyuuri...
Don't worry, m-my other friend forget my name too.
hello, hg
>>8055439
Day 7.
One dow, two to go.
>>8055459
Hello
>>8055448
rule 4 is still enforced on /trash/
>>8055459
Hello
>>8055466
Shit. Well, fuck mods. They can't ban us all.
>>8055450
>She blinks, then rubs her head in annoyance, ruffling up her own hair.
Right! I did forget! I'm so sorry! I won't forget again, I promise!
>>8055435
I think I can finally do it. It's time to put down the guns and apply to Harvard just like Mom n' Dad wanted me to.
Ahri, thank you.
>>8055461
Night 7.
You know you're still Immortal right? I guess you just don't want to win then.
>>8055459
Hey Nod Unit. How's life?
>>8055459
Hello...?
>>8055480
>Kyuuri waves her hands weakly in from of herself.
R-Really, you don't need to stress over it...!
>>8055496
I'm immortal? How convenient.
>>8055496
Congrats Reigen. I think that's the first time you've won one of my games.
>>8055520
Placements.
Thanks for playing.
>>8055536
>Thanks for hosting
>>8055520
>>8055536
Damn nice.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8055499
>She pouts.
But if other people forget your name, you deserve for at least one person to remember it!
>>8055495
>The kitsune trembles.
>She has a bad feeling about this.
>Just like the time she tried to help Soraka.
>
>(this is totally not a flimsy excuse to use a picture I haven't had the chance to yet.)
>>8055520
GG Reigen
>>8055536
And thanks for hosting.
Daily reminder
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XGIs36jIxY
>>8055536
Thanks for doing a thing.
>>8055536
Congratulations..
Thanks for hosting..
>>8055520
>>8055536
>Thanks for hosting.
>>8055536
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8055552
Well, alright...
>Kyuuri gives a weak smile.
Th-Thanks. That makes me feel sort of happy...
Who got >>>8055555?
>>8055536
>>8055520
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8055588
>Ahri's smile brightens once more.
So what kind of extra species are you?
>>8055572
And here's your prize.
>>8055592
>Wasted quints
M-m-monster.