HG thread.
332nd Express Games!
Ban the Immortal
Kyuuri
>>8055604 (Ahri)
H-Huh?
>>8055662
Suz
>>8055662
reflecto
>>8055662
Teresa
>>8055662
vinny
sad ghost
Eggman-kun
>>8055662
Dubsman, the digit master
>>8055662
Ahri
>>8055662
Reigen Arataka
>>8055641
>Thank.
>>8055662
Pratty
Len
Arthur Pendragon
Lord Beerus
Invincible Ban
>>8055662
Sticky Fingaz
>>8055662
Smolgore
Cirno
>>8055662
Captain Luna
>>8055662
Kongou
Darth Malak
>>8055671
Well, like how I'm a Kitsune. I'm curious to know what you are. You seem fairly human, aside from your ears.
>>8055673
>Ahri is slightly distracted by Suz in her very official looking outfit and hair style.
>It looks very good on her.
Squigly
>>8055662
Ed and Double D
>>8055674
I'd like it if you were more than filler.
>>8055662
Johnny 2x4 and Plank
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP EATING CANS
>>8055761
I know it's been said before, but please just fuck the soldier girl already. The tension is killing me.
>>8055780
like, whole cans?
>>8055788
alright!
Odin
>>8055788
Nice rooster, when do we start?
>>8055790
YES
>>8055761
Are... A-Are you really sure you want to know?
>>8055799
>>8055788
>>8055690
>Swap
>>8055788
Yeah yeah... let's go already.
>>8055761
>>8055552
You alright Foxy? You're looking a little conflicted. Is there something I can do to help?
>>8055788
Nobody told me this would be a mirror match.
>>8055784
Is your dick ready to blow aswell, Anon?
>>8055788
It looks absolutely divine. Though I could use another image for sign up. Continue when you are ready, miss.
>>8055814
It's not a mirror match, his nose is slightly smaller than yours.
>>8055808
>>8055788
If it's not too much trouble, I'd like for Reigen to retain his slot.
>>8055788
Let's do this!
>>8055837
You should keep your spot. I have my reasons for switching out.
>>8055804
Well yeah. Why wouldn't I be? Isn't that the first step in making new friends? Getting to know them?
>>8055788
Oh it's the man who keeps calling for 'dubs' whatever those are. Alright. I'm okay with this.
>>8055814
... 'Foxy'? Is.. is that a new nickname or...?
>>8055824
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have Ahri R34 saved.
Cat in the ass
>>8055831
I had nose idea
>>8055846
Not if you hate it.
>>8055828
>Is that the image you want?
>>8055788
I take a look at this place and I only see rookies. i'm gonna teach this rookies how a real warrior fights
>>8055866
I don't want to delay the match any further. I will just use another next match. Thank you for your response though.
>>8055846
I'm just afraid that you won't like me once I say it th-that's all....
>>8055860
Did you snot see it coming?
>>8055870
Woah, Im not a rookie ma'am. I'm a experienced killer here.
>>8055891
Hey Soviet. You're a faggot.
>>8055845
Me too. But I'll leave it up to you.
>>8055884
You're not making this very sneezy for me
>>8055860
>She sighs, looking relieved.
No no... actually... I kinda like it. I was just worried that your memory was getting worse.
>>8055880
Why would I stop liking you? I've known plenty of characters! Like a lady who's also part goat... A.. frightening clown man... That's just two of them.
You can start now.
>>8055891
Faggot
>>8055910
I used WHAT?
>>8055808
T-thank you...I'll t-try not to w-waste it.
>>8055907
>>8055910
I suppose the host has decided for us.
Very well. I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8055910
>slips and falls down
Don't worry, don't worry. I'm fine, no need to worry about me!
Eh... nobody was even looking
>>8055909
E-E-Even if I hurt people, sometimes...?
>>8055910
Are... Are you sure...?!
>>8055910
Why must I always flee? Oh well, I'll bash some skulls later in the game.
>>8055910
R-Really?
>>8055910
*She closes the casket hard, continuing to bury the container.*
>"Giving up on such an advantage. Are you certain, milady?"
Weapons like those will not see the light of day.
>>8055910
This game is gonna be so easy that I just have to do this the rest of the game
>>8055910
>Reluctantly here meaning he was too distracted.
>Her charm magic was just too strong. Who knows what he saw when it took hold.
>
>>8055944
>Ahri nods slowly.
I've hurt my share of people too... I didn't want to, but if I didn't, I wouldn't be here.
>>8055910
>He sort of just wanders off, uncaring for the supplies after he sees that the woman needs them.
>>8055910
Day one.
>>8055975
You've been charming my dick for a fucking week now. When are you going to fuck the soldier girl?
>>8055993
She'll never see me beneath this pile of snow
>>8055993
Hey, how do I use this thing?!
>>8055993
Something is extremely wrong here...
>>8055891
Killers are not warriors, they are just a bunch of psychopaths that think they're cool
>>8055993
What are you doing, little child? are just going to follow me because I look like a heroin to you?
>>8056002
>>8056012
How did you even see me?
Scrap that, I'm not there, you're eyes are lying to you
>>8055993
That was a fine battle miss. You are quite strong! I promise I'll come at you with everything I got next time! Until then, have a pleasant day.
>>8055975
>Kyuuri's pale face goes a little red.
Even if I'm a... v-vampire...?
>>8055993
Are you alright...?!
>>8056015
Night one.
>>8055993
I h-hope it's n-not me...i-it better n-not be me...it isn't m-me, is it?
>>8055947
I'm not happy about this, either!
>>8056027
There's something fishy about you.
>>8056027
I don't think it's a v-very good idea for me to drink this...
B-But thanks for the offer...!
>>8056027
Good...it w-wasn't me..but I-I'm n-not sure if these physical a-augmentations are a-a good idea...th-this seems like something TITAN w-would do.
>>8056027
Oh! Uhh...thanks, human! It's gettin' kinda cold...
>>8055907
Oh damn, good one.
>>8056027
Oh, it's just water.
Would be better if it were frozen though
>>8056027
I feel extremely dirty for doing this but you are not the same woman I shared tea with so long ago. I'm sorry, Ms. Pendragon.
>>8056024
*She dusts off her clothes, a smile on her face telling exactly how she feels.
Thank you for the concern but I am perfectly fine, miss. I must say, I never faced any of your kind before.
>>8056027
Day two.
>>8056065
A-Any of "my kind"?
>>8056066
M-Most of the time...
>>8056069
A-Ahhh...! Wh-What is this d-d-doing here?!
>>8056066
>Links a picture to the last post.
>>8056069
>Ahri understandably freaks the hell out.
>Smolgore was supposed to be her friend.
>And now he's gonna eat her hands, and she can't think of any hand puns.
>>8056069
It is always a pleasure to meet with you, Mr. Arataka. I see you brought a friend this time.
>>8056069
>>8056090
Uhhh...d'ya want some? They're your hands, after all. Hahah...
>>8056027
>>8056059
the water was a bit warmer than I was expecting...
>>8056012
Oh really, well that's a bit rude to say you know. Might have to teach you some manners later.
>>8055993
When did I ever have to pay this much for shipping?
>>8056027
I don't like the sound of this. Not one bit.
>>8056096
Night two.
>>8056118
>Smolgore devours his half of the pizza within a few minutes.
...Hey, are'ya gonna eat that?
>>8056100
>Ahri stops screaming long enough to stare at him.
That's not funny.
>>8056086
I'm sure you're much nicer than him. You haven't tried to attack me yet, or become an actual pool of blood and chase me.
>>8056118
(How is she holding this?!)
>>8056118
We don't need any of this at all. I could just make the weapons!
>>8056086
Are you okay, miss? That was meant to be a compliment. I'm sorry if I hurt you with it.
>>8056118
*She can only let out a yelp as the bullet flies by. She feels around for her ear, noticing a small piece of it is missing.
I have to be more careful! I only have one of those left!
>>8056118
Day three.
>>8056149
Delet this
Is too cute
>>8056022
I can feel when someone is watching me, even the little childs
>>8056027
>>8056044
if you're waiting for me to respond like "You can count on me all you want!" or something like that, you're very wrong
>>8056096
I died while talking to those kids, this is why I never give attention to anyone
>>8056145
Uhh...ya'can have 'em back now. I just had a lotta pizza, so I'm not hungry anymore.
>Smolgore extends a plate towards Ahri. On it are her severed, barbecued hands.
>>8056152
It was awesome!
>>8056163
Well, I'm not watching you anymore, so take that.
>>8056163
Well...at least you're being up-front about that!
>>8056152
Nice try!
>>8056118
>>8056142
>This comment enrages the Sith Lord, as the mere air around the goat child starts to weigh heavy on his shoulders
>He removes his lower jaw casing, revealing the depts of his mutilation.
Does this answer your question, ignorant fool?!
>>8056152
Oh..
I suppose this body doesn't need food anyway. Please enjoy yourself, miss.
>An ominous growl emits from her midriff.
I am hungry though...
>>8056152
Night three.
>>8056145
Y-Yeah...
>Kyuuri still looks uneasy.
>>8056149
I-I-I just don't know wh-what you meant by it...!!
>>8056152
>>8056177
I wasn't trying to do anything like that... H-Honest...
>>8056152
>Ahri attempts to make new hands out of food.
>She keeps eating it though.
>Being horribly mutilated makes a girl hungry.
>>8056168
>She continues to stare at him.
You're helping me put these back on..
>>8056188
M-My internet...!
>>8056188
>Captain Luna questions here humanity.
>Ava is literally a talking horse
Just, how?
>>8056178
>Smolgore stares at the disfigured Sith Lord's jaw.
...Is that a yes?
>>8056200
Okay!
Uhh...How?
>>8056188
All the comforts of home right here!
>"It's a genius idea to carry that casket everywhere."
I have you to thank for the idea, Mr. Genius!
>>8056189
Ma'am, please calm down. It's just that you were so fast and your strikes! I felt like a train was hitting me!
>>8056188
Day four. A devastating slide for many of you.
>>8056189
...Is everything okay? ... Oh, you're hungry aren't you?
>Ahri looks around, slightly uneasy.
I... I mean... if you needed, and were careful...
>>8056188
>Ahri does as the event says. She waits for her chance.
>>8056221
I don't know! you should have thought about that before you cut them off and cooked them!
>>8056221
No, your jaw is the one that's been disfigured. Get your shit straight goat child.
>>8056220
woah there anon
It's a pony
>>8056189
It's hard to say something like that after you just did it, you know...
>>8056236
Do not!
>>8056244
What's the difference?
I was going to try to roleplay for the first time but I was late to the game
Maybe some other time then
>>8056221
>The Dark Lord did not suffer idiots willingly. A simple flick of his finger was enough to send the message across - In the form of a small string of purple lightning.
>>8056224
Th-That doesn't sound right...
Could it be you're... m-m-more frail than me...?
>>8056236
O-Oh...
>>8056240
>Kyuuri sudenly turns her head and pushes her hands out.
N-N-N-No! I-I can't stand blood!!
I-I faint at the very sight of it...!
>>8055909
Don't you worry about about a thing. I've got the memory of a rhinoceros. Or... Was that an elephant.
>>8056236
Quite strong indeed...
>>8056262
Night four.
>>8056173
It was your fault that I got killed just by talking to you, I hope you're happy
>>8056177
Don't talk to a warrior with that tone, child. you have to pay respect if you see one
>>8056267
Do not roleplay
>>8056293
I'm thrilled!
>>8056286
I-I don't want to hurt anybody else... J-J-Just let me out...
>>8056267
>Wait for the next game
>Ignore shitposters
>very easy
>>8056293
If you wanna be like that, you shouldn't be taking that kind of tone with a Craftknight at all, let alone a Craftlord!
>>8056236
Hey, can'ya move a bit'ta the right? Please?
>>8056240
I was really, really hungry! Uhh...ya got any tape or somethin'?
>>8056241
Huh? No, I'm fine!
>>8056276
>The lightning hits Smolgore in the head. He instantly drops dead...
>>8056286
>...Only to wake up from being knocked unconscious by it.
...Owwwww! Why?! What'd I do?!
>>8056286
Day five.
>>8056279
>Ahri frowns.
I could...try to give you back the bit I took from you? But that's dangerous, I don't know how much is too much. You could end up with extra ears, or worse!
... Or maybe better?
>>8056278
Wait.. What? You can't stand blood? But you're a vampire?
>>8056286
>She makes a note of his location, keeping it to herself for now.
>>8056340
Not what I meant....
>>8056349
>Kyuuri looks very embarrassed.
I-I know... I'm a t-terrible person and a worse vampire...
guys help I broke my hymen with a pepsi can what do
>tricky
>>8056379
Keep going
>>8056365
Night five. Two weaponless kills, while another waits on a weapon.
>>8056326
"Craftknight"? childs like you should stop playing and get a real job, even if I know that you are not going to survive the real world
>>8056303
You are just one more idiot in this world, you don't have to me be thrilled
>>8056278
This new body of mine can't take a lot of punishment, true. But it can't be denied that your strength is impressive.
>"Milady, why are you complimenting to the one made you lose?"
Soon, HG.
Soon.
>>8056392
To the won who made you lose
:^l
>>8056329
I found this superglue.. That might work?
>>8056340
>Ahri attempts to hunt as well as one can without hands.
>>8056368
No no. That doesn't make you a terrible person!
.. How do you sustain yourself?
>>8056388
>Ahri struggles. She'd been planning to betray and kill Len for a while.
>Somehow, she uses her tails, of all things, to wrap around Len's neck and then snap it.
>>8056388
Half of you were hungry.
>>8056388
Aww, I hate playin' the waitin' game!
>>8056415
Uhh...maybe? D'ya want me'ta do it or you?
Stupid question but do you have to name your files?
>>8056409
I don't like the sound of this guys.
>>8056390
Could you explain me why everyone calls me an idiot around here?
I'm actually really smart
>>8056430
Stop replying to the attention whore
>>8056426
No.
>>8056412
>"Don't correct me! I know what I said!"
>>8056392
>Kyuuri waves her hands around dismissively.
N-No, I'm not that great... It was just luck, th-that's all...
>>8056415
A-A high iron diet...
>Kyuuri hesitates before continuing.
B-But... Sometimes I end up h-hurting people...
>>8056431
No you're not
It's going to feel so good to let go of this.
>>8056426
Not at all
>>8056426
No, only if you want to. I do it to keep my files in a rememberable order.
>>8056438
I was merely pulling your undead leg.
>>8056390
>A look of offense crosses her face, before she scowls.
>She points a thumb at herself. A very calloused-looking, worn hand, used to working with them hard.
I am Pratty, the Craftlord of Iron, daughter of Shintetsu! I'm not making a thing about this up, and I won't be talked to like this by some stranger!
>>8056388
Never give up! Practice makes perfect!
>>8056423
Day six.
>>8056442
Yes I am, shut up!
>>8056446
Do it for our lord and savior.
>>8056446
Quick Dach, get dubs so you don't have to kill yourself.
>>8056473
Yes!
>>8056464
>After a few moments, you can see Smolgore poke his head from around the side of the boulder.
Is it working?!
>>8056464
uh yeah sure, just don't snap my neck while i'm sleeping and were a-ok pizza pie.
can we trust this guy chat?
>>8056426
yes if you don't you can't join
you'll get banned by moot
>>8056483
...............No.
>>8056481
Night six.
Please, I ask of you all to pray for me as I prepare to go on my final journey.
>>8056349
If I end up with a cute fluffy tail I might actually kill myself. I'm not allowed to be adorable.
>>8056504
>grabs you by the ear and starts pulling really damn hard
Tell me I'm smart right now or I'll rip this ear right off!
>>8056513
Sure.
>>8056513
erp with me bby
>King Knight
>>8056513
ADACHI DON'T DO IT
JUST GET DUBS
>>8056460
Just ignore him. He doesn't like that even he can make mistakes.
>>8056439
Maybe if it was one battle but you took me down twice. You have no reason to be feeling this way, miss.
>>8056464
Don't worry, I'm sure there's a lot stranger ones. Proobably.
>>8056506
Was that 'cause of the hands thing?!
>>8056506
Day seven.
>>8056525
He can't because I just did. In the name of our lord and savior, amen.
>>8056513
Don't end your life man. There's so much to live for.
Is it time for another giveaway games after this?
>>8056520
DO IT YOU SKANK! IDIOT!!!
>>8056550
>tries to pull it off but it doesn't work
Damnit, you came prepared, didn't you?
>>8056544
>Dubs
The lord has spoken. This man shall live
>>8056548
sure
>>8056542
I-I d-don't know w-why y-you're healing your e-enemies wounds...b-b-but th-thank you.
>Sits upon his throne idly watching the tournament.
>>8056548
No. Your garbage giveaways don't make up for your cancer.
>>8056542
ARENA EVENT
>>8056542
>Breathing ceases
>>8056439
Well... I've hurt people too... Is there anything I can do to help?
>>8056464
I had a dream about you. I think it was about the last game we were in?
>>8056506
HA! Now that my hands are back in place, I'm back on track!
>>8056539
Yes. Yes it is.
>>8056517
What's so wrong with being a little adorable?
>>8056570
stutter less
>>8056565
It doesn't take much force to rip off an ear. You're just weak.
>>8056583
>slaps ass
Wake up toots
>>8056592
Shut up!
>keeping pulling to no avail
>>8056544
Saved by the digits.
>>8056503
This. This is why we where banned from /b/
>>8056586
But I glued 'em back on!
>>8056582
Man, I hate when this happens.
>>8056542
>She waves to the camera, then blows it a kiss.
>Her target knows who they are.
>>8056582
>Ahri stares at the bomb, withdrawing a defusal manual from some time ago.
Heh heh heh.
>>8056588
Don't y-you th-think I would've TRIED d-doing that if I could?
>>8056604
Wow. Not only are you stupid but you're also weak.
>>8056613
Another 2nd place huh?
>>8056527
B-But I'm not that strong...
>>8056586
Ah... I d-d-don't think there's anything you can do...
S-Sorry.
>>8056544
>>8056568
>>8056606
It's too late for digits.
>>8056618
>brushes tails
>>8056586
The one where I...won?
>>8056582
>Tensions rising
>Shit's getting real
>>8056586
It'd be dishonest on my part. Plus... I don't know much about tail hygene enough to take care of something like that.
>>8056601
What're you looking at me for? Watch the game.
*jeez*
>>8056613
Ohhh.... No....
>>8056577
um i thonk ur a little mad??
>>8056613
Congratulations Darth Malak, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8056621
just leave me alone, you cheated by superglueing your ears on your head
>>8056648
And thanks for playing!
>>8056639
No, it's never too late for digits m8
>>8056654
>thanks for hosting
Is it time for Junko to get btfo?
>>8056648
Congrats!
>>8056654
Thanks for hostin'!
If get Adachi must live
>>8056658
Roll
>>8056652
You can't glue something if it's already attached
>>8056548
It would be a pleasure if you did.
>>8056636
I will not hear another word of it. We need to boost your confidence, young lady.
>>8056654
Well done sir. Thank you for having us.
>>8056431
Every child are naturally idiots, is not your fault
>>8056462
You even invented things to sound cool, I congratulate you for that. but you are not going to talk like that to someone that saves everyone's life Risking her own life
>>8056648
>>8056654
My congratulations to the winning warrior.
>>8056665
>one off
You were very close to having your wish granted.
>>8056636
Well if there's anything, please. Let me know..
>>8056613
What? No! That's not-- HE CHEATED!
>Those were her last words before the saw blades totally took her to the shadow realm and didn't cut her in half.
>This is a children's card game after all.
>>8056608
Yes but you still cut them off in the first place!
>>8056646
Dishonest? How so? Plus I know plenty!
>>8056640
>She accepts and happily enjoys the brushing.
>>8056654
Thank you for hosting!
>>8056654
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8056681
Was I one off?
Or was I aiming for the
5 6 6 6 5
>>8056654
Congratulations..
Thank you for hosting..
>>8056675
I know what you did, you ripped off your own ears and glued them back on so they would be harder to rip off.
It's pretty smart, but also stupid because now I can't rip your ears off
>>8056680
But I'm not a kid!
And before you say I'm small, I'm not small. You humans are just tall
>>8056682
>continues brushing
>>8056648
Long live the Empire!
>>8056648
You did a good job, sir. not like all this rookies. congrats
>>8056654
I have to thank you for this game
>>8056682
I was really hungry, n'I wanted'ta win! Ya got 'em back now, so it don't matter!
>>8056680
You think I haven't just because I'm young! You clearly haven't even heard of Wystern, stop talking down to me!
>>8056648
Congrats, scary man! And thank you for this!
>>8056705
>points to his ears indicating there were no tear marks
Wrong again. Admit defeat.
>>8056682
Did you honestly believe you could match the power of The Force? I admire your tenacity. Bold..and foolish. Learn from this, beast.
>>8056670
>>8056679
>>8056681
There is no need for groveling. For now I was superior and that is all there is to be said.
>>8056654
Th-thanks for h-hosting.
>>8056728
That's it, no more games!
>freezes your ear solid and punches into pieces
There, it's gone now!
>>8056682
I'm not cute. I do not like being cute. I do not like being perceived as cute.
>>8056679
N-No, really... I'm very f-frail...
I don't know how I beat you...
>>8056682
J-Just if anything happens... You don't have to st-stay my friend, o-o-okay?
I'd understand if you l-left...
>>8056746
>using his anon powers the ear regenerates
Ahahaha!
>>8056765
Woawie, you're pretty good at cheating.
You should be a shrine maiden.
>>8056757
>slaps ass again
That's because you fine bby
>>8056774
Where's my dress and beating stick and I'll do it
I have transcended human happiness.
>>8056708
Another one? How many millenia will it take for this one to crumble.
>>8056711
You sound eager. Are you really so eager to see a true foe's worth in battle?
>>8056736
No. I was just giving a warrior his pay. Truth be told Darth, it was nothing special.
>>8056757
You do understand the irony that many here find that behaviour cute right?
>>8056785
Aw. Good for you.
>patpat
>>8056784
Do I look like I own any of those?
>>8056757
..What if... I think you're cute?
>>8056763
>Ahri reaches over, placing a hand on her shoulder.
I'm not going to stop being your friend over something small like that.
>>8056736
I'm far from the beast I used to be...
>>8056714
Well... To be fair.. Odin was the one to kill you...
>>8056785
Well that's lovely.
>>8056798
Well you have a dress
>>8056813
Doesn't everyone have a dress?
Great times ahead.
>>8056799
Quick get into this box
>>8056832
You aren't gonna kill yourself, right?
>>8056705
if you are not a kid, what are you? a midget? we are not that tall, you are just too tiny to be an adult
>>8056727
Until you respect this warrior
>Anon converting Red out of yuri with his e-dick.
>>8056829
Look around you, apparently not.
Someone round 5/16 to the nearest eighth.
>>8056799
He was?
>>8056844
I'm totally not.
>>8056839
Anon. I want to see that just as much as the next guy but you can't rush love.
>>8056839
>sofuckingmadachi
>>8056850
>Turning lesboons into straight gals
Link me anon, I must witness this event with my own eyes.
>>8056860
2.5/8 or 3/8 at least if you using this number as an estimate to how much you require of something.
>>8056848
You haven't given me a SINGLE reason to respect to you!
>>8056848
Look at my back, I'm a fairy.
I thought the wings were a dead giveaway, but I guess not everyone is as sharp as me.
>>8056852
Well, most people here are outcasts and weirdos anyway, so I would expect them to dress weird. Expect me of course.
Where I'm from, everyone wears dresses
>>8056850
>to be honest, i'm imagining that i'm the one fucking my own ava
>>8056763
>"You are speaking to a broken record, Sienna. It would be better just leave her.
You give up too easily. Both of you. It's quite simple. You beat me with your own merits. So please, just smile a little!
>>8056840
>She hops in.
What now?
>>8056863
Yeah. I know you couldn't tell because I was fighting the other guy...
>>8056775
>With a sharp wince, she flattens her hand over her rear end.
Shut it.
>>8056786
Honesty is cute now huh?
It just... Needs to stop.
>>8056799
I think... That's... That's just fine. W-whatever. Sure, okay.
>>8056886
Fractions hurt my metric brain. I gotta plan a hole for a 1-5/16 dowel but my scale one goes to eighths.
>>8056904
I just wanted to see that cute image
>>8056894
I can think of a couple who don't
>>8056917
FOR FICKS SAKE IF YOU TWO DONT FUCK I WILL CRASH THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!
>>8056934
No, I'm pretty sure.
Even the guys wear dresses
>>8056935
Woah, calm down Bane.
>>8056917
Bring fear into your actions if you cannot reason with them.
>>8056935
No-one stays dead here. Think of a better ultimatum anon.
>>8056904
Oh.
...Still! You helped him fight us! That means you were bad, too!
>>8056953
Ava's don't die, but threads do.
>>8056839
>>8056935
Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Very, very suspicious.
>>8056953
Fear? This hardly calls for wetting yourself in the face of danger
>>8056894
Other child that thinks they have superpowers? looks like is contagiousm, please do not be with other kids, they have a life to live
>>8056891
I save your pathetics lifes from the yomas, risking my own life just to make everyone of you live one more day
>>8056946
Mokou, the mermaid, clownpiece, and if you want to be technic, skirts are not dresses
my head hurts so much just fuckin g kill me
>>8056956
LOOK WHAT'S ON THAT BOX
>>8056917
>Ahri smiles, her tails swaying from side to side.
Should I not call you that out loud then?
>>8056922
(It is a cute image.)
>>8056956
(She's not, but it's cute)
>>8056955
No, I helped him fight the other guy! I didn't fight you at all, you put my hands back on. Why would I want to hurt you Smolgore?
>>8056799
Th-That's nice...
>Kyuuri gives another of her weak smiles.
Thanks... Ahri. F-For being a good friend.
>>8056901
F-F-Fine...
>Kyuuri puts on an obviously fake smile. It wavers in and out of her usual expression quite clearly.
H-Happy?
>>8056989
Take ibuprofen and lie down
>>8056981
This thread will crash if you continue to avoid our demands.
>>8056982
And you say I'M making these things up? Whatever those things are don't even exist in my land! I should know, I've fought hundreds of stray summons!
>>8056996
>brushes tails once again
>Suz will never "Operate" on Ahri with her fingers
>>8056981
I meant intimidate them into never calling you cute again.
>>8056996
>>8057039
Even cuter
>>8056982
Geez, you're a bold one. Do you think these wings are fake or something?
>>8056984
Well, uhh, yeah.
So what? I bet they have tons of dresses at home.
>>8057017
>She continues to enjoy the brushing with a smile.
>>8056997
It's not a problem. It's what friends do, right?
>>8056989
(You should take something and go lie down.)
>>8057039
(Thank you!)
>tfw holding back a fart in a restaurant
>cough
>releases the pent up gas
>people look at me
>>8057045
Go get one
>>8057030
>tfw Suz and Ahri will never fug.
Life really is suffering. Why do I bother living?
>>8056965
True, very true. Still, one section of the land would collapse but five more would take it's place.
>>8057057
>no one will ever edit my images
>>8057076
Post an image.
>>8057009
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>8056996
Maybe. If I started to like it, what then?
>>8057032
How do you suggest that gets handled? You smack one across the mouth and two more start molesting your tits. It's madness
>>8057032
Kys Soviet/Baron
>>8057070
But then those too will be consumed by the flames of death.
>>8057084
No. It means more when people willingly do it on their own.
>>8057076
What do you want edited anon?
>>8057066
But I don't know where to get one of those shrine maiden dresses.
They are really weird, they have sleeves and don't have sleeves at the same time, it doesn't make sense!
>>8057095
Well I'll never know what image is yours now.
>>8057097
Refer to the reply above you fa.m
I forgive you.
Can you please forgive me?
>>8057098
It's called detached sleeves and it's cute
>>8057090
Oh, but this is no "negotiation" though, this is a order. All you have to do is fug. That's all. If you do that, then I won't eliminate this thread from existence. Your choice.
>>8057117
It's still weird, I'll never understand human fashion
>>8057116
maybe
>>8057090
Well, if you started to like it, then I'd keep calling you that. Just like how you called me 'foxy' earlier. I like how it sounds.
>>8057109
B-but I like editing images...
>>8056989
No one will e doing such a thing! You just need to rest for some time.
>>8056997
>Her own face becomes downtrodden at the other's attempts. Sighing, she give her answer.
Honestly? No. You need to take joy in the small victories life gives you. It could end faster than you think.
>>8057090
Be ruthless. Shut down all opposition. Woman you were in the military just think what your drill sargent would do.
>>8057141
Not him but I'll give you one.
>>8057130
Ahri's innocence is sacred. I'm ready to die for it. There's no way around this pal. It's either nothing or a fully fledged meme jihad on everything and everyone.
>>8057194
Oh so you've decided no? Oh well, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this. But you leave me no choice.
>Bring in the forced memes.
>>8057190
what the fuck anon , snakes see with their tongue
>>8057208
>shuts you down
>>8057010
You never leave home, right? the yomas are everywhere in the world, and you are lucky that you never found one
>>8057045
Of course they're are. no one can have wings except for the yomas
>>8057215
>p-proper dental hygiene
>>8057194
>Kitsune
>Innocent
Pick one darling.
>>8057229
Top suk
>>8057190
I can't read whatever language this is. What do you want me to do to it?
>>8057223
Well, I'm not yo mama, but I still have wings.
Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are, you stupid idiot.
>>8057194
Please calm down. There's no reason to be upset when you could be the one taking her innocence instead.
>>8057194
Not knowing what a Kitsune does to live :^)
>>8057244
Just put something halfway cute in there if you want
>>8057219
Fuck, This isn't over. I'll be back one day.
>>8057235
Close enough
Jesus look at how you two derail these threads.
I'm pretty sure a guillotine couldn't cut the sexual tension between you two.
JUST.
FUCK.
ALREADY.
>>8057271
anon this is a christian thread, no fucking here
>>8057271
That's what we've been telling em. But they won't listen.
>>8057262
>Have a good one.
>>8057271
The first kiss is all it will take
>>8057262
>It's ok, have fun!
>Ahri
>>8057269
>rubs horns
>>8057271
>implying Rinoa is going to erp :^)
>>8057279
Sorry Anon, but SFW has no home here.
>>8057271
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
>>8057314
That's the spirit. Keep going.
>>8057271
You're just as tense as tsunkine at this point. Watching the two of them must really torment you~
>>8057292
>moans softly
Not here, maria would get mad you tease.
>>8057223
YOU LISTEN HERE!
>She dramatically draws a sword and holds it aloft. It's a fine, ornate thing, the craftsmanship of a true master, the blade occasionally glowing red.
>She brandishes the weapon in an expert manner, before just as smoothly stowing it away again.
I normally have a lot of tolerance for weird people, but all you're doing is claiming you're superior and I'm nothing, and it's getting on my nerves!
>>8057137
Really now... I don't mind repeating myself. Would you be bothered if I got a little more creative?
>>8057229
>>8057250
Don't even act like you know anything! Everybody knew Fox-girls were make believe until a couple days ago.
>>8057208
Here comes the rain...
>>8057174
There's a difference between then and now. I liked it more when I shot something and it stayed dead.
>>8057347
Creative? Not really. No. Variety is the spice of life! At least that's what I've heard some people say.
>>8057325
>rubs horns more
She doesn't have to know
>>8057356
I dunno... All this pressure is really killing my sex drive.
>>8057347
Not in your world at least. But, please keep going. Watching everyone here get sexually frustrated makes me laugh.
>>8057377
Wanting to ride me that much do you? Or did you want someone to bull-y you?
>>8057347
Nice cop-out Rinoa :^)
>>8057245
"Stupid idiot"? no one that has a brain would ever say that. you are just a child pretending to be mature, but you are just childish!
>>8057327
>she grabs her sword, putting it in front of your eyes
Try me, kid. you want to fight against the number one warrior of this lands
>>8057404
I just like horns
>>8057412
That's what everyone believes, but they're wrong, and so are you.
If you really think about it, you would realise I'm by far the best person here
>>8057412
*cough* number 89th actually.
>>8057412
"Your" land. There aren't any superiors to the Craftlord of Iron in all of Wystern! You shouldn't underestimate someone just because they're small or young!
>>8057415
Would you say it makes you horn-y?
>>8057465
Or i just like horny women
>>8057403
Well, not if it's the RIGHT kind of pressure.