HG
Rehosted Gravelord Games VI
24 Entries.
>>8048818
Kyuuri
>>8048782 (Marlon)
O-Oh... It's Kyuuri.
>Kyuuri bows as well.
>>8048818
Rantaro Amami
>>8048818
Gallerian Marlon
Tapris
>>8048809
....huh?
Kosaku Kawajiri
Nebby
>>8048818
Varok Saurfang
>>8048857
THE GOD
Mizore Shirayuki
Thanks for the thanks guys. It was fun.
>>8048818
Sargeras the Defender
Nepgear
>>8048834
I-I said Lichtenstein, they uh, a nation treasure.
...
>>8048818
Smolgore
>>8048834 (Amami)
Well, uhh...kinda? Tori doesn't really like that I told everyone I was gonna kill seven humans. I dunno why. N'Alphy's been tryin'ta make souls in her lab, but we got nothin' yet.
Undead Ban
>Female
>>8048818
Nigga Rape Train
>>8048818
Ziltoid the Omniscient
Reigen Arataka
>>8048862
Thank you for not being selfish.
Also, thank you for not making me drive in a car again. That was hell.
Zero
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Unidentified Rodian with Jacket
Ruby Rose
Deathbringer Saurfang
>>8048838
No last name? You must be..
>Marlon forces himself to stop mid-sentence, he seems to be struggling to keep the smile up as well.
It is very nice meeting you, though the terms could have been better..
Samus
>>8048818
Lightning McQueer
>>8048867
So, what you're telling me is that Lichtenstein is actually heaven? It was a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't call it heaven. It's far from that.
>>8048869
Unless she's god I doubt she could make souls. it's impossible when you're a mortal.
Quetzalcoatl
>>8048857
Was the other guy your brother or something? Well give this to him if he is.
>>8048910
U-Uh yeah, that's what I meant!
I'm definitely not actually from heaven or anything silly like that!
>>8048906
D-D-Do you need the last name? I can tell you i-if you really want it...
>Kyuuri backs away a little, cowering.
I j-just didn't think it was that important...!
>>8048885
Don't mention it. But what's wrong with cars? What, can't drive or something?
>>8048920
>Lucoa
:thumbs_down:
Alolan Oak
>>8048937
:thumbs_up:
My ni :b: :b: :a:
>>8048910
Well, we gotta try! If it works, then I don't gotta wait n'kill any humans that fall down there!
>>8048904
That's post-mortem Dranosh Saurfang
How it do
>>8048937
>>8048924
My son...
>Varok turns away for a moment, a single tear streaking down his face before going back to accept the award
Thank you, I will be sure to place this at his pyre in Nagrand.
>>8048950
My boy died at the Wrath Gate. I am only here to collect his body.
>>8048929
There's no need to drop obvious hints like that. It's impossible for you to be from heaven. You're not an angel, and you're the farthest thing from being heavenly.
>>8048934
N-Not at all. I'm old enough to drive, it's just that...I'm not fond of them. I don't dislike many things, but I really dislike vehicles.
>>8048948
For your sake, I hope it does. How awful it would be to kill innocent lives...that's something only a true monster would do!
>>8048955
It do good. Let's get the show on the road.
>>8048965
You're not included in the eye wall.
>>8048955
Good on my end. Let's get to it.
>>8048966
Ah, my bad then. Glad your son can win. Good luck, old man.
>>8048850
>forces you into the bag
>>8048955
I accept this challenge.
>>8048834
Yeah, someone like me could care less about money. You'd have to be specific in your bribe to each individual android.
>>8048865
>Marlon just casually wipes Rubric's hand off his shoulder as if he were wiping off some dust.
Well for one, you didn't stay dead. That's kind of a problem, right? Right. For two, it's just bad to look like, I mean.. Some people get open casket funerals, you should have your's closed.
>>8048932
It is up to you, though where I come from it's considered rude.
>Despite his smile it's as if he's staring her down.
But is there a reason you're talking like that? Are you cold?
>>8048965
Got eyes like a 10 year old's autistic OC
>>8048955
Let's get on with it already.
>>8048975
That's what I said! Except I wasn't so mean about it!
...Hey!
>>8048980
>>8048982
>splashes away from the bag
PEEEEEEEEEEEW PEW PEW
>>8048975
That right? You're gonna tell me or just keep me guessing?
>>8048955
>Oh shit, I'm dying.
You figured it out Papa Nito.
I wish ____
>>8049015
I could die.
>>8048955
Let's do this!
>>8048975
I really, really don't wanna...but if it doesn't work, I hafta. For everyone.
>Smolgore yawns audibly for a few seconds.
Oh man, I'm really, really tired. I gotta sleep. Nighty night, human! Nighty night, everyone!
>>8048987
>Kyuuri gasps a little and waves her hands in front of her.
Oh! I'm just a little... n-nervous, that's all...!
Don't worry about m-m-me...
>>8049007
>>8049015
yuno would host
Let's roll!
>>8049011
Nito entrusted their games to Mr. Bear my brother
>>8048987
On your first point: you might call me biased, but from my perspective it is not at all a problem.
On your second point: I didn't have much say in the matter, did I?
But all that aside, how would you like to go inside of a pocket? It'd be an interesting experience, don't you think?
>>8049015
For my beloved Horde to finally find peace.
>>8048981
He was an excellent fighter, and I'm proud that he was able to prove himself in this arena as well.
>>8048955
Lok'tar Ogar!
>>8049015
fit tits were here
>>8049032
>>8049032
I can't even be bothered.
>The movement she's doing can barely be called a shuffle.
So we're in the eye posting mood? I guess post more eyes then so I can finish the god damn wall.
>>8048987
I could always say I'd cut whatever power cords you have, or maybe even threaten to harm your loved ones. That last one seems to work most of the time.
>>8048999
Was I mean? I didn't think I was mean. I thought I was being truthful. Do you want me to lie and say you're the most enjoyable girls I've ever talked to?
>>8049010
Keep you guessing, of course! What fun would there be in telling you upfront?
>>8049024
You have to do what you have to do, I guess. Life would be too easy if you didn't have to. Anyhow, good night. Dream of butchers and meat.
>>8049025
Creepy.
>>8049032
That's not exactly my style.
>>8049067
eyeposting has always been cancer
>>8049032
This is why we keep you in the damn bag.
Why is mizore so cute?
>>8049075
That's a part of the joke, f.am.
>>8049074
O-Oh...
>>8049082
I d-didn't know there were d-d-dragons here...
>Kyuuri speeds up, just a little bit.
>>8049074
Well, no..vanity is a sin....
>>8049082
...
>Sits down and hugs her knees
>>8049084
big head compared to body
>>8049084
Fair skin and beautiful hair.
>>8049074
The kind of fun that I like more. Eh, I'll figure it out in no time so don;t worry bout me.
>>8049082
Yeah, that was a pretty bad idea. It's really telling me something.
>>8049084
I wish I knew. Guess it will be one of life's greatest memories.
>>8049082
Bruh it's African American Market, s.mh.
>>8049084
she is?
>>8049118
W-Wow...
Thanks for these... Whatever they are.
>>8049082
Someone please get these bugs off of me...
>>8049099
So it's safe to assume you really are the worst of the worst?
>>8049116
I never would worry about you. You seem to be able to take care of yourself. More so than others, that is.
>>8049025
Nervous? About what..?
>He looks as though he just realized something.
Oh! Nervous you might get hurt again? Well it's unfortunate but it's a normal occurrence here, don't worry though, I'll be here to help.
>He smiles warmly, this time might not actually be a fake smile.
>>8049032
Aww.. I miss Nito though.
I wonder if any of the other people dropped money while running..?
>>8049034
>He scoffs seeing no profit to be made from this.
I have already spent my time in an infinite space, It's probably pretty dull the second time around.
>>8049074
My power cords? Sorry but you seem like just an ordinary person, me and my family are way stronger than any regular person..
>>8049082
People will gather around this fire, then I'll make my move..
>>8049118
Still not a single person or even a corpse to steal from!
>>8049132
Now you're actually being mean! I'm at least above average!
>tfw my luck is shit
>>8049118
NEPGEAR YOU PUT THOSE BACK ON THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY
>>8049136
I miss him too my dude. He might come back though.
>>8049148
Hey you with the pretty face; welcome to the human race!
>>8049148
did you try training your luck
>>8049118
>At some point, Varok breaks away from the rest of the group to his son's mangled body. He cradles it up to his chest, sobbing
You will have a proper ceremony in Nagrand next to the pyres of your mother and ancestors.
>>8049136
Ah, I guess you're right! Silly me for thinking I could do something like that. I'll make sure to walk on ice while taking to you.
>>8049142
Is that what you want? Alright then. You're a 6/10 that will end up marrying an average man and living out an average life.
How's that?
>>8049161
Oh well! At least I still have my wits!
>>8049136
It's not that! I-I'm just not used to so many people...
Especially ones that are ou-out to kill me...
>>8049161
A-Ah! This isn't good...!
>>8049162
multiple times
it never works out
>>8049015
reigen/SG would stop going to ERP.
their too good for it.
>>8049181
try harder
>>8049176
Greed is also a sin. I don't need much.
Unlike some people I know...
>>8049186
>their
>>8049161
Usually the stripping happens AFTER the drinking
>>8049186
wtf I like squid now
>>8049197
sorry,English isn't my first language.
>>8049192
i've been trying for half a year, anon
my win/loss ratio is staggering
>>8049136
But think of the things you might be able to find within! Gold, ancient artefacts that would surely be worth a pretty penny, magical items...
There's even the Hand of Midas inside of there anywhere. If it's gold you want, that would be a valuable tool!
>>8049197
L-link?
>Blake
>>8049195
It's impossible to sin, you know. We all sin all the time. It's inescapable. You, me, your best friend, your parents...we all sin.
>>8049200
I-I-I wish s-someone would warm me u-up...
>>8049210
change the name of your entry to Eggman-kun, it is proven to increase your chances of winning
>>8049202
i still like them,but I don't like imaging them playing some loli for sex.
>>8049215
Keep your memes back in ERP faggot.
>>8049132
Guess you're right. It's what others do to me that you have to worry about.
Man, I've been tired for like six hours. Would like to not sleep a little more but I'd rather go to bed. Thanks for hosting, dude. That's it for me. Night everyone.
>>8049200
>>8049200
I wonder if it's like going through the portal to catch a cosmog or if Oak is going to be collecting a star.
>>8049230
Night Miz, you're welcome
>>8049221
RP-kill him
Lake?!
>Blink
>>8049217
For reasons I can't.
Uh, Liechtensteiner culture.
>>8049204
There, there!
>>8049239
I-I've done some terrible things...
>>8049230
Oho, how cryptic! You've got to dive a little bit deeper for me the next time we talk. Until nex time~
>>8049239
Are we going to eat your thighs? They could feed an entire village.
>>8049239
Had better be THE FUCKING BAG
>>8049247
He works nights these days. Try again in like 4 hours.
>>8049244
i think killing is one of his fetishes.
>>8049219
are you implying that i steal the name of a god?
>>8049258
>Inner thoughts...
...
>>8049161
I hope so, he's really cool..
Haha, if I look like I have just killed someone people will be easier to convince into handing over their money!
>>8049176
I don't think that's necessary, I'm not really one for violence. I mean I have a garden after all, what kind of fighter gardens?
>>8049178
Oh.. You're shy around handsome guys huh?
>He shrugs and throws up his arms.
I can't blame you pretty girls are kind of scary to guys too.
>>8049200
That means I get any cash in your stripped clothes! Hahaha!
>>8049214
I may be greedy, but I'm not stupid! Even the devil couldn't contain me in hell, his deals are easy enough to get out of.
>He kicks the corpse harder than a normal person should be able to, it goes flying.
Having money is only a part of the reason I love it! Sure I'd be rich and trapped in that stupid pocket, but! I would be able to flaunt it in front of dirty commoners!
>>8049239
Ancient dragons huh? Boring. Where's the money?
>>8049258
This is much better! Cheaper than any heating I use as well.
>>8049277
it wont erase the memories of me lurking ERP and seeing him eat an anon's ashole thogh.
>>8049289
kill yourself to end the pain?
>>8049291
Whoops Wrong one!
>>8049274
>>8049291
...I-I'm sorry?
>Kyuuri takes another step away.
>>8049298
No thank you... I'm fine...
>>8049298
There that's the proper order! No one saw a thing!
>>8049274
>Rubick watches as his body is kicked away, unflinching. He then turns his gaze back to Marlon.
Just because it's bottomless doesn't mean there isn't a way out. Surely infinite wealth is worth the risk?
koikoikoi
>>8049315
sukoi
>>8049310
And a glorious feast to take your minds off of the slip up which totally didn't happen!
I'm upset
>>8049315
I appear to be alone in the middle of the night.
>>8049328
A-Ah...
>>8049339
>sucks your cucumber
>>8049328
We're closing in on the final stretch! Will that 19/20 Kaito be stuck with his name in victory?
>>8049346
>Kyuuri has no cucumbers. Now she has to deal with a man suckling on her robes.
C-C-Can I help you...?
>>8049338
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
>>8049353
Of course he will because you rig it for your fag boyfriends.
>>8049291
Exactly, and it's cold in here.
How rude! You'd think I was offering them nothing!
>>8049298
Ugh.. What a terrible taste.. How can Conchita eat this?!
>>8049307
You're not looking so good.. Maybe that fall hit you harder than we realized?
>>8049313
I'm not where I am as rich as I am by being so foolish as to just 'chance it'! Just who do you think you're trying to fool?
>Marlon looks to be a little on the crazy side right about now.
Yeah, like I'd believe you'd put money and important things in a space where it's so big you lose them. Do you understand how stupid that sounds?!
>>8049353
More and more dragons! Where's the gold they're supposed to guard?!
>>8049358
I took the stairs.
>>8049353
A bet is a good thing to be placed right now
>>8049365
Someone's mad they can't get the pipe
>>8049369
Strange seeing how warm it's been recently. 50+ degrees out today.
>>8049369
Oh no... I s-s-sure hope not...
>>8049377
And that's the game!
>>8049373
O-Oh.
Did you get a good workout?
>>8049393
Congrats!
You guys
>>8049398
Thanks for hosting, ma nigga
>>8049405
>pews thankingly
>heats the thread
>>8049398
Well congratulations Sargeras.
>>8049405
Thanks for the game.
>>8049377
That's warm?
Man.. I've walked everywhere and still, no treasure.. What a waste of time.
>>8049386
>He doesn't really know what to do as he's not a doctor, so he just places the back of his hand to her forehead, but that's for fevers..
Are you feeling alright?
>>8049393
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that a giant lava spider with ti-
>>8049398
Congratulations Mr. Defender.
Thank you for hosting Mr. Bear.
>>8049407
L is a nigga.....What????
>>8049407
what am I looking at?
>>8049394
Yep.
Imagine falling face down on the concrete and sliding across it, the concrete shaving your gums off your teeth, then getting a hook under the root of the teeth and pulling them out.
Man that would suck
>>8049369
What can I say? It isn't all that important to me. I suppose if I really tried I could retrieve the items within.
If you aren't willing to take the risk, so be it. I'm not trying to trick you here, I simply thought it would be a fun thing to do. For a Magus such as myself, escaping would be an easy task. I sometimes forget that there exists people that aren't quite nearly as talented as myself, though.
>>8049398
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>8049415
Netflix's take on Death Note
Goodnight HG.
>>8049415
The casting for babbys first animu: the live action adaptation
>>8049407
>L
>black
Already ruined, assuming the fact that it's a live action didn't do that already
>>8049418
Kaito?
>>8049420
say it isn't so
>>8049407
>Keith Stanfield is L
>Willem Dafoe is Ryuk
NIGGA WHAT
>>8049418
Hot
>>8049407
High impact autism
>tfw have been in the old thread for literally an hour thinking HG is dead
>>8049442
Nice meme.
>>8049442
Niiiiiice
>>8049432
I could stomach Willem Dafoe as Ryuk
Hell. I'll take Christopher Walken
>>8049442
>tfw you make a post about it and still nobody cares
>>8049433
Hot?
Check my 3
>>8049442
>>8049449
>Sleep on you.
>>8049449
>licks armpit
>>8049453
>>8049453
are we doing this again?
2
>>8049413
>For the brief moment his hand touches Kyuuri's head, he can feel that her skin is cold before she backs away again.
I-I-I'm fine! Just nervous... a-a little tired, m-maybe...!
theoretically speaking i can suck my own dick, now i do say theoretical as i have yet to attempt it but i believe its massive size/girth mixed in with my flexibility should make it an easy task
>>8049453
>>8049468
You mean this 2?
>>8049471
It's far from unheard of, but reports say it feels far more like sucking a dick than getting it sucked.
>>8049471
Too bad you're still a Jawa
>>8049471
don't forget to cum~
>people freaked out about the posts guessing their last digit earlier
>I guessed my entire post number in one try and only a few people batted an eye
>>8049472
>>8049473
>1 second apart
>>8049461
>cuddles catsee
>>8049466
>pushes off
>>8049483
>hurr guise I figured out how to use scripts XD
Nobody cares
>>8049486
>snuggles
>>8049433
>>8049430
Imagine someone sticking a box cutter on your mouth, the dull blade stabbing your throat, then you bite down to stop it, but it still keeps cutting the sides of your mouth. When you finally manage to break the blade in half, just for it to reveal a sharper blade which is now cutting across your front teeth in a horizontal line, like a saw. Eventually you just give up and hope you die quickly, but then he just takes even more time and leverages each of your teeth out one by one.
Man, that would suck.
>>8049407
>First Ghost in the Shell
>Now this
Have people learned nothing from the devastation that was "Dragon Ball Evolution"?
>>8049419
Talent huh? I'd rather hear about skill.
>He raises a hand to his mouth and yawns.
We're going to be going back and forth for a while right? Wouldn't it just be easier to give me what I want?
>>8049430
>That's not me.
>>8049437
Guess I don't even need to worry about the heat unless it's like two hundred degrees or something.
>>8049469
Miss, please.
>He steps closer to her, frowning now.
Just stay still so I can check.
>>8049490
>scripts
Now that's where you're wrong.
>>8049502
You have liquid cooling going on in there or what?
>>8049504
>p-praise me for my achievement on 4chan pls
script or no it doesn't mean anything nor is it worth anything.
kys
>>8049502
P-Please just leave me alone... I think I'm going to g-go home...
>>8049502
>Rubick reaches into his robe. When he pulls his arm out he's holding onto a severed hand with a golden glow emanating from its palm
Oh! That was easy. This is the Hand of Midas, whatever it touches turns into gold. Would this be something you want?
>>8049499
Ghost in the shell looks decent as far as LA goes. Not saying its good because I never have high hopes for films.
Evolution was terrible because they strayed as far away from the original source as they could and somehow used DB as a high school film.
>>8049492
>keeps anon warm
>>8049516
Stay buttblasted fag. You can't even achieve a minuscule achievement like that on the internet so you get mad at me. Kys.
>>8049504
people replied because so much because the gets were got in rapid succession
Is kfc chips a good side for an expensive steak?
>>8049471
I can lick my tip but like
Its gay as fuck.
>>8049535
>kfc chips
Dear god I hope that's an Australian thing.
>>8049535
You need the secret sauce
>>8049495
You're making me excited anon.
Stab me.
>>8049535
(Only if you're using the gravy as well.)
>>8049509
That's treading on company secrets I'm afraid, sorry.
>>8049512
>Come on man, at least use some effort.
>>8049517
Hmm.. Very well.
>He holds out the money he had looted earlier with a sigh.
I found this near where you were when you woke up, I assume it's your's?
>>8049528
>He looks at the hand skeptically.
Am I going to get the curse if I use it? Because eating gold can't be good for a person or trying to drink it..
>>8049530
>be a faggot
>make whiny post about how nobody cared about his 4chan post
>be mad
>somebody tells him that nobody cared then
>somebody tells him that nobody cared now
>still mad
>still no one cares
>>8049560
that requires something that I don't waste :^)
>every new person I meet tells me I should be in the Army
Is this a subtle way of telling me I look like a pussy and need some intense military training to man up, or am I reading into it too much?
>>8049560
>Kyuuri looks at the money, then to the ground where she had fallen, then back up.
E-Eh...? That is... my wallet, yes.
I s-suppose it must've fallen out when I landed down here... r-right?
>>8049565
both
>>8049565
Nigga, Hoshi is in the army and look how that faggot turned out. Fuck the army
>>8049565
They just want you to get shot
>>8049545
Sorry, would y'all like some fries with your steak after ur dun fuckin' ur cousin?
>>8049546
I'll give you some secret sauce in a second anon~
>>8049548
Nah. Just a couple fried eggs on top.
>>8049560
Serious? Cooling usually isn't so cutting edge! Now you went and got me curious, dammit!
>>8049577
>not serving your country is bad because people with autism
With the upcoming race war, we need more soldiers
>>8049495
Who the fuck told you my fetish?!
>>8049581
>cums on your chips
>>8049565
I think it's a just a common thing to say to people who can serve that haven't.
>>8049529
Where the Spider Man movies still in people's minds when Evolution came out? Because that's honestly the only explanation I can come up with on how that movie turned into what it was.
>>8049560
As you can see, it's a severed hand. You have to hold onto it to use it. Whatever you touch with its palm will turn to gold.
>Rubick then slams the hand down on his shoulder, the green glow in his eyes intensifying.
Of course, it's thought activated. It would be too dangerous otherwise.
remind me why we reply to izaya again
>>8049597
But that's like most of the population
>>8049602
He's the only worthwhile australian since Crust is gone
>>8049602
because he's a qt girl meow!
>>8049602
Because the "HG is about SHITPOSTING XD" mentality is still used by people here.
>>8049581
(Good taste. Then again this is from a britbong so not sure if you want to hear that. Our food is godawful apparently)
>>8049599
(Spiderman movies were good because they stayed close to the source and its themes for the most part, spiderman games were the best though.)
>>8049607
It's not?
>>8049604
isn't he the only australian now
>>8049613
It's improved drastically in recent years
>>8049611
Hey, everyone likes to fuck, not their problem that the closest thing to protected sex they have is anal.
>>8049619
Maria is still around
>>8049619
We still have Yosuke and Maria
All Yosuke does is shitpost Aussa and Maria is an abo so the australianism can be discussed
>>8049624
Shout out to Catholics for telling them birth control is a sin
>>8049627
Yosuke can just circle jerk with his gayboys :^)
>>8049633
Brit food. Used to be an epic quest to find a damn restaurant in London
>>8049602
Because I'm super sugoi kawai-des
>>8049627
>tfw the only quality avafags hail from Merika
>>8049564
>Not even for me? That hurts.
>>8049570
I can only assume so, I didn't watch you fall or anything so I can't exactly say for sure. Everything is in there right? Who knows who could have gotten here before me.
>He tries to look a little troubled, his acting is getting rather good.
>>8049583
I never said it wasn't water cooling, but I wouldn't say it is either. Though there's no point in getting all curious, I won't tell you.
>>8049600
>He looks at the severed hand on his shoulder than at Rubric.
That sounds rather convenient, fine, I'll take the hand, it won't rot right?
>He looks on edge, surely it wouldn't be this easy?
>>8049636
Does he still suffer from that guys aftertaste in his mouth?
>>8049613
I know. I was just implying that the higher ups saw Spider Man, said "hey, why don't we take this animu character that people like and force him into a spider man rip off" while not understanding why that series was popular and why it can't work with everything.
>>8049639
Which one?
It doesn't help that about 75% of HG fags are American
>>8049641
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MAKES ME MORE CURIOUS!
Not there's anything you can do about it of course, but human nature and all that.
>>8049641
>Kyuuri checks inside the wallet.
E-Everything is here... Thank goodness...
>>8049637
>london
Ugh. Every brit but londeners hate london.
>>8049633
India is relatively wealthy and everyone there fucks like rabbits.
There's more people in fucking india than nearly all of America
>>8049653
Even the Londoners are starting to
>>8049646
Thats possible, though it could be done well. With shows like dbz you have to accept its going to be cheezy and roll with it. They didnt and thats the problem.
>>8049654
>india is wealthy
With a reficulous wealth gap.
>>8049659
Not surprised with all the muslims around there i bet. Manchester, london and birmingham.
>>8049649
Haha, I'm sorry, but company secrets stat secret ya'know? But It's early morning now, so I'm going to bed, see ya later Mr. Bear.
>>8049652
>Marlon smiles, Surly he has some kind of plan, but her just presses a hand to his chest and sighs out in relief.
Well you have your health and your wealth, what a lucky day. But I'm afraid I have worn myself out, I'll see you another time.
>Sorry for cutting it short, I'm about to pass out, goodnight everyone.
>>8049641
Oh, no. No rot. It's being preserved through some kind of magic, of which I'm not sure.
>The severed hand's fingers dig into his shoulder, clutching tightly. Rubick release his grip on the hand and lets it stay there of its own accord. The palm of the hand feels like its beginning to heat up..
Even if I'm no longer holding onto it, I can still just think it and it happens. It's a rather faithful item.
>>8049684
Goodnight Kaito!
>>8049607
>Because the "HG is about SHITPOSTING XD" mentality is still used by people here.
It's like you expect anything other than shitposting from people that were collected from /b/ on 4chan. If you can't ignore the easy to ignore bait then go somewhere else.
>>8049684
I was going to leave now as well, s-so don't apologize...
G-G-Good night...!
>>8049680
Muslims aren't that bad... You get to worship a pedo 8 times a day, and behead infidels
>not serious
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>>8049695
We've got tons of gays!
>>8049708
BLUABA BUABA BAABUBA GAMES
>>8049694
Kekd. Most migrants arnt bad. Main problem is they dont integrate and all live on one or two streets.
>>8049713
1st generation are the working ones
2nd one are the nationalistic thugs who ''hate'' the country they live in
3rd and 4th generation they start to integrate into society better
>>8049713
An extreme islamist wants to behead you
A rational islamiextremts an extreme islamist to behead you.
They are not to be trusted. Even their quran says it is okay for them to break religious belief's if it's to trick the infidels
>>8049736
>I was only pretending to not worship the god I devote my life to
>>8049736
My autocorrect must be shroomin to make such an odd typo
>>8049736
Jewish talmud says the same thing
>>8049742
If it's to trick the infidels into trusting them, the quran forgives it. Even drinking alcohol or eating bacon
IT'S THE EYE-POSTING CANCER
IT'S THE BLAND ROLEPLAYER
RISING UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
AND THE LAST GOOD ROLEPLAYER LEFT THE GAMES JUST LAST NIGHT
AND THE ONE HERE TO BLAME IS THE EEEEEEYYYEEEE
POSTING CANCER
>>8049613
>Baron not talking complete bullshit
WHAT YEAR OF THE LORD IS IT?
selam aley-
I mean good morning my brothers!
>>8049756
Elaborate. What eye cancer, and who left?
>>8049761
people who post eyes
>>8049766
Who left?
>>8049772
my will to live
>>8049779
Tell me, or by Odin, I will eye post!
>>8049786
Sorry, figured it had sone truth to it like shitposts tend to round here
All my exes live in Texas
>>8049797
No!
>>8049797
T. Aussa
Tupac is erping! Let's shame him. Who's with me?
>>8049802
SO I HANG MY HAT IN TENNESSEEEEEEE
>>8049805
point me in the right direction friendo
>>8049811
He's using Yusuke to erp in their thread
>>8049822
damn hes bad
>>8049797
I would do a Texan.
>>8049875
I would do you.
Id go gay for bridget desu
>>8049887
But I am not a trap.
>>8049837
I know right? But hey, Baron is stil the cringiest.
>>8049900
Even better.
>>8049915
Imagine if Baron erp'd
>>8049930
He's gone over there before, but he manages to act even more autistic than boco
>>8049930
>Baron
Holy fuck
>>8049921
That's gay.
>>8049930
He does Erp there, he was Polt but changed it.
>>8049939
But putting benis in vagoo isn't gay?
>>8049946
I'm a guy!
>>8049962
But you are a cute girl (female) touhou?
>>8049962
>sucks your feminine penis
>>8049930
I did and still do. But i'm hesitant to do it in the threads because of >>8049937 said.
I Dont want to mess up thier threads any more then they already are. Plus I'm never really in the mood to play polt.
>>8049972
No! For under this mask I am!!!
>Takes off the mask.
>>8049979
Stoooooop!
>>8049962
>animeeyestare.png
>>8049985
>nuzzles cute parsley
>>8049986
>>8049990
I am actually an extremely gay man under the mask! Fooled you, right?
>>8049985
Still a cute touhou.
>>8049998
>massages chest
>>8049998
A guy is fine too
>unzips Satan
>>8050011
This is really gay.
>>8050010
No!
>>8050019
Oh no!
>>8050025
>kissu
but we've done it before!
>>8049985
>your tuhu has more cute drawings of her than mine
Sometimes I hate my waifu
>>8050028
This is a lie!
>>8050033
That's false.
>>8050033
Which one is yours?
>>8050033
Your tutu must be shit then
>>8050046
>not including ear sex
What are you? Deaf?
I wanna fuck a hamster
>>8050075
Baron has a tuhu?
>>8050083
The zombie
>>8050081
Why? Lizard on vacation?
>>8050090
Oh yeah!
And it's a vampire
Dead hours, time for the undead
>>8050096
Zombievires
>>8050102
>casts Holy
>>8050102
Then it would be undead hours
>>8050091
And spiders not putting out
>>8050102
>Undead
STOP BFEORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>8050107
Holy shit! I'm dead!
>>8050112
Whatever nigga
>>8050129
Whatever happens, it probably can't stop 7000 skeletons.
>>8050130
>buries
>15 prayer xp
>>8050150
I hope it was worth it, murderer. I was just an innocent bones who wanted to support your meat sack, and this is how I'm repaid...
I hope you at least got to level up, sicko.
>>8050169
I'm already at 200m xp lol
Hiiiiii
>>8050169
>1 xp away from level up
>>8050136
Good thing I have 7,000 phoenix downs!
>>8050172
Then for what purpose? For what purpose?
>>8050183
You killed me and didn't even get shit for it? Get outta here scumbag
>>8050191
I won't be knocking you unconscious, buddy. I'm going the whole ten yards - death and de-fleshing, then re-animating and boning.
>>8050196
Phoenix downs kill skeletons. I brought them to use on you, not me!
>>8050196
>casts full life
>>8050096
>And its a vampire
?
>>8050102
That time again?
>>8050207
>not using a mega phoenix down to kill them all at once
>>8050196
After 200m xp you can't gain xp anymore
>>8050239
Depends on the game, desu
>>8050207
WHAT??? ALL THIS TIME, I'VE COULD'VE BEEN DOING THAT?
>>8050219
I'm back, and in skeleton form!
This is my full life, please don't judge.
>>8050229
You became undead and didn't even get rid of your flesh? WHAT THE FUCK?
>>8050239
...
Then for what fucking purpose, man? I asked for an explanation, not for you to rib me like that
>>8050249
Talking about runescape, that's why I made the prayer xp joke
>>8050229
Are you not a chinese hopping vampire?
>>8050281
I wasted my childhood on better games, like diablo 2
>>8050284
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiangshi
Tell call them that because they do similar things, but vampires are not reanimated corpses
>>8050308
Cept that vampires are ... You know, undead n all that.
>>8050284
>she thinks about it for a few minutes.
Yes, yes! But more a zombie then a vampire.
>>8050266
Hey, some of us still care about our skin.
>>8050317
Vampires are undead, but not reanimated corpses in the same way a zombie works
>>8050324
You can do so much more when you shed your flesh. Here, have this.
>Hands a pamphlet
It's got all the details inside about why being a skeleton is simply the best form of being undead. Read it, it's uh, got a lot of good stuff in it and even if you end up disagreeing - which hey, is perfectly fine - I think you'll see that it's um...an interesting read anyways. It's only about 10 pages long, but it does a real good job out outlining the advantages skeletons have other all other forms of, the uh, the undead. It's not biased or anything, it does tell you the negatives as well but overall, in my personal opinion, the positives quite easily outweigh the uh, uh...negatives.
>>8050317
>zombies retain intelligence
?????????
>>8050324
kys baron
>>8050324
>shoots you with a dildo launcher
>>8050383
>"dodges" by tripping up and falling over
>>8050358
>she starts reading it, but is easily confused and distracted.
>>8050362
(Most of the undead are sentient in touhou. To compensate, Miyako is dumb as fuck)
>>8050419
kys baron
>>8050358
Nigga you ain't got no dick. How do ya bone bitches as a skeleton? Talking bout' perks of being boney...Nigga you got bones but ya ain't got a boner.
>>8050424
Kys Yosukay
>>8050428
kys baron
>>8050430
No, you!
Why won't people on omegle talk to me when I have my ss cap on?
>>8050419
You look like you're having difficulty reading. Do you want me to read it out for you or something?
>>8050427
Ain't no use in havin' a dick if it limp all the time. Zombies ain't got no circulation nigga, that shit always just hanging there. No feeling, either. Becoming a zombie because of yo dick mean you a sadass nigga who can't let go of the past. When you accept that shit it don't get under yo skin no mo...dog.
>>8050438
Because it makes you look like a straight white male
>>8050438
Cause you got too much flesh
>>8050438
Because we know it's you Izzy you faggot
I want to rape every touhou violently
>>8050460
>implying he is the only one wearing a sexy hat
Nigga! Learn how to style!
>>8050460
Really? Then what tag am I using?
>>8050466
No. How bout rapin all the ponies instead
>>8050450
Nigga, i love women, i love'em to death. i can't go walking around with a limp rotting piece of meat between my legs. Plus ya can't hit on female skeletons cause there are none, once the lady parts are gone and it's just bones, hitting on them is gay.
>>8050473
Ponies don't have bitchin' tits fucktard
>>8050478
Iono, I do have a Stetson somewhere
Is cirno from Texas? I went to a con a while back, and my friend dragged me to this fucking 2hu panel, where some fucking autist stood in front of 100+ people and ranted on and on about how you shouldn't sexualize muh touhou.
>>8050478
>>8050481
Wrong, feminism.
>>8050477
They got them hips tho
Either way, it doesn't sound like undeath is for you. When you die, the best course of action might be to just stay dead.
>>8050482
No raping tuhus!
>>8050450
No it's fine, I can do it!
>>8050487
Pretty sure that Cirno is dutch
>>8050487
>Not knowing every 2hu fan is a raging Aussa-tier autist
>>8050492
Stop me you filthy nigger
>>8050496
This
>>8050487
>cringes externally
>>8050494
Alright, we'll be waiting.
>>8050496
>>8050499
Well Fuck, dude, I just want to jack it to suwako, or reimu without some Hyper autist screeching in the background. Like Fuck, how many of the fan base can say they got into the whole thing without seeing the vast sea of porn?
It's like those retards who act like each character actually has character, and aren't just cookie cutters with funny hats and clown shoes.
>>8050507
>shields his tuhu
You can have the others!
>>8050511
Is... is this fucking real? Holy shit not even my autism is that bad
>>8050522
>he's never been to a con
You go for this kind of shit, and nothing else.
>>8050517
>look up Suwako
>get pic related
Are you some kind of kiddie diddler?
>>8050517
Fap away anon. Fap away.
>>8050517
I got into it cause I love playing games.
Then I got a tuhu waifu. Then collected the lewdhu
>>8050532
I'll have you know she's a mother, and fucking adorable. Don't you tell me that hat and the cutest fucking thing ever. Also, watosato will change your mind about anything.
>>8050492
>Sexualises your tuhu waifu
>>8050541
Fap to an adut touhou like Eirin or Yuuka you fucking pedophile
>>8050549
I can to many a 2hu, it's just suwako is my favorite. (Drunk Oni is close second(
>>8050562
And I think it's time for bed.
>>8050517
>Suwako
Fuck off Kamina!
>>8050496
He could be lying about that, it isn't like he hasn't lied before
>>8050568
>Implying Kamina is as cool as me
>>8050543
>laughs cause she wont go near blacks
>>8050543
>shields my tuhu from it!
Never!
>>8050494
>saving thumbnails
>>8050576
>implying you're any better than that pedo
>>8050517
>suwako
>>8050595
(Thanks)
>>8050597
>Implying I'm not the king of cool
>implying implications
>>8050614
You jack it to Suwako ffs! No, you're not better!
>>8050620
New thread? Almost near death
>>8050626
Yes
>>8050578
>Niggas are known for rapping
I have the last laugh
>>8050620
I'm better because I am the man who will stand stand on top of lolicons!
Im also not into diapers, so that puts me a bit ahead, I think.
>>8050573
What did Cirno lie about?
>>8050638
>not being into fucking toddlers
Plebeian pedophiles everywhere.
>>8050644
I'm sorry, my power level is too low to accept that challenge.
>>8050640
Pretending to be a newfag as Sanae for half a year
Reminder of our accomplishments
>>8050668
>no HG in the title
Touhou autists, everyone
I want to violently impregnate Sanae and force her to go through pregnancy.
>>8050711
I also want her to go through pregnancy , but onky after marrying her and being a loving husband.
>>8050718
Fucking degenerate.
>>8050727
I will give her hugs, and hold her hand
We'll live in a small, but cozy house, and have 2 kids: 1 boy and 1 girl.
They'll grow up to be fine members of society , and Sanae and I will spend the rest of ours years together.
>>8050738
>a succesful marriage with kids
I now understand why we are on /trash/
>>8050738
Or you could tie her up in a fortified, soundproof basement and rape her one in the morning, the afternoon and evening. Go full Fritzl.
Boy it sure is quiet in here!
>>8050758
But she has crazy touhou powers, how the fuck would you do that
>>8050762
The quiet is nice.
>>8050763
Punch the living shit out of her and make sure she can't use her bitchin' tits. What else?
>>8050762
>stabs
>>8050775
I don't think magical touhou powers come from their tits
>>8050779
...Fuck. We need to come up with a better plan.
>>8050763
Get cirno to help duh. Shes too much of a baka to know.
>>8050792
She's such a fucking baka she'd probably suck your dick after each rape session
>>8050755
You're right, one night stands are much better t b h
>>8050765
Yeah, I guess you're right. Too bad I'm here to ruin it for you.
>>8050776
>stabbed
>dies
>respawns
F-For the love of god please do not do that again to me.
>>8050796
O-Oh, uh...well she'd usually tell me to buzz off after confessing my love to her, so I really wouldn't know how to "do it" with Sanae...
>grows his dick back via rp
>>8050825
OvO what's is that?
>>8050812
Bounty claimed.
>come across some tumblr landwhale
>they spend ten minutes flipping me off and telling me to kill myself
How rude...
>>8050853
#LoveTrumpsHate
>>8050853
Wait, that was you? I see you again I'm gonna kick your ass faggot.
>>8050853
Life in Australia sounds rough
>>8050853
Stop going to Sea World
>>8050812
>stabs again
>spawncamps you
>>8050860
Bring it lil bitch. I'll fuck your dad
>>8050827
Oh, you mean like that?
No, you're stupid. Sanae is meant to be wooed and cared for. How it should work is you pick her up from her house and head to get dinner. It's a nice Italian restaurant and naturally, you pay for the meal. Afterward, you take her to see a movie. A horror or romance movie will do. Something to soften her up and get her in the mood. After the movie, you take her back to her place for a cup of coffee. Now, this is where it gets difficult because there won't be any coffee or cups involved. When you take her back home and open the door, you plant a kiss on her. A passionate one that signifies how much fun you had with her during the date. Slowly, you move to either the couch or the bed. After a passionate, zesty make-out session is when you get to the love making. While still locking lips with her, you begin taking her clothes off. Naturally, she does the same to you. In the midst of the hot, sweaty, passionate moment you begin the foreplay. You touch her as she touches you, her moans encouraging you to keep doing your best. Suddenly, you both get this feeling deep inside that you can't continue ignoring any longer, and this is where the insertion begins. She looks at you with a blushed face and watery eyes, beckoning you to make her feel like a woman. It's her first time, and yours as well, so it's a bit awkward at first, but it begins picking up once you let your cold, hard emotions take control of your bodies. After it's all said and done, she cuddles up to you and thanks you for an amazing day, sending you off to sleep with a kiss on your back.
>>8050869
Cis scum. You're the bottom of the barrel you fucking homo.
>>8050861
>>8050866
But its nether of those things.
Im on omegle...
>>8050875
Love you too anon
>>8050872
>cave_sponge_what.png
>>8050872
Lovey dovey deflowering isn't my thing, I'd much rather just have night filled with md2020 and several bad decisions.
>>8050872
>>8050879
Why the fuck would you be on Omegle?
>>8050882
>md2020
>bad decisions
That's what Southern Comfort is for.
>>8050904
See, I like you. You're like jiro, but not straight edge. Everything else is the same, though.
>>8050891
Pissing off feminists
>>8050910
B-But I'm nothing like Jiro!
Why do you have to say things that sound insulting!?
>>8050930
Jiro is cool. ESL, but cool.
>>8050891
Pac, nigga. He's Australian. You know how niggas always hustlin' and Asians always eatin' cats? Australians always shitpostin', you know what I is saying, nigga?
>>8050930
You're like an aged up clone of him, though. Not necessarily an insult, just an observation.
Post your favorite song and guess avas.
>>8050935
Oh...Yeah, I'm ESL too.
>>8050938
He's probably older than me. I'm only 20.
>>8050950
You might be the same age actually.
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJ9LGCAcxQ
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdt2ZhmzVm8
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs
>>8050952
21 in may. Unless he's in March or April I've got him beat.
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFrjMq4aL-g
>>8050937
Knowing Izaya he was probably there for the cock flashing
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>8050971
I mean, that was just a plus.
https://youtu.be/GySIToHCPac
I want Izaya to give me the succ while dressed as a maid.
>>8051001
>Mokou
Huh. Nah.
>>8051009
Whats in it for me?
>>8050945
https://soundcloud.com/devolverdigital/coconuts-silver-lights
>>8051019
You get to dress up like a maid.
>>8051027
That's not an incentive
>>8051035
not him but
>not wanting a maid outfit
cmon man
>>8051019
I'll give you a reacharound when we get to the real fun?
good morning, small town listeners
>>8050945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSuYuPz0dlU
>>8051091
Good morning anon.
>>8051091
goooood morning anon
>>8051107
Umm... I forgot who the other fag was that played this so... Junko?
>>8051122
>implying i've played it
i'm waiting for the steam release
H-Hello?
boo!
When's the next thread?