HG thread
Newcucks gtfo of my HG
First for no fighting!
>8047789
(You)
>>8047798
Fuck off Soviet you stupid faggot
>>8047789
You're a faggot, soviet.
>>8047772
Uh, c-custom breed.
Mix between tulips and cattails.
Family secret.
>>8047791
Why not! Even without that many masks you're still a super-cool person right?
>>8047772 (Amami)
Soooo...what was I supposed'ta do? Let him eat me?
>>8047789
Faggot
>8047805
(You)
>>8047740
Do you have some sort of condition?
>>8047772
Umm...No. But, you're right to be cautious around people you hardly know. Otherwise I would be a hypocrite.
>>8047779
Thanks, see you around.
>>8047789
Kys soviet.
>>8047789
Faggot
>>8047825
I love that game my nigga
Everyone shut the fuck up and banepost.
>>8047789
Soviet. You're a faggot.
>>8047772
I'm kind of surprised you don't to be honest, but you said something earlier about this, right? Or is my memory failing me..
Haha, the doctor doesn't care about money so long as he can keep operating, I do have a greedy character, his name is Gallerian Marlon.
Can I get 24 for a game? You can keep this thing going if you want.
>>8047812
Aww! How can I say no to a cute girl that actually believes I'm cool~?! Okay, I'll join your demon hunting club!
>>8047806
Your shitposting only validates me further. You know I'm right that mid and newcucks are what's killing hg but all you can do is call me a faggot. Stay mad you stupid cucks because your tears are just SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!
>>8047855
Sorry, but I use a desktop.
>>8047856
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8047789
If need be I will
You guys are alright and I don't want to cause anything
>>8047856
Leo
>>8047856
Smolgore
>>8047855
K
>>8047856
Cat in the flash
>>8047856
Gallerian Marlon
>>8047857
Yay! Now that I actually have a member it's official!
>>8047856
Tapris
>>8047856
Reigen Arataka
>>8047862
Trying too hard there, Soviet.
>>8047856
Senshougahara
>>8047856
Hikari Kohinata
>>8047865
Don't listen to the shitposter, you're pretty great!
>>8047856
Mikan
>>8047856
Lord Beerus
>>8047856
Maa
>>8047865
ignore whoever that is, it's vapid shitposting
>>8047856
Rubick
>>8047856
Kyuuri
>>8047856
Maria and Harusame
>>8047856
Dranosh Saurfang
>>8047856
Araragi
>>8047856
Angie Yonaga
>>8047856
Len
>>8047856
Micolash
>>8047856
Scathach
>>8047856
Dirty Fucking Lesbian
>>8047856
Lazy Parsee
>>8047856
The Hollywood Hootsman
>>8047812
>Amami takes out 5,000 yen
Would you tell me for a small payment~? Imagine all the things you could buy with 5,000 yen!
>>8047814
Absolutely not! You're supposed to let him sell you to customers that would eat. He would be a bad butcher if he ate his own products.
>>8047826
I'm extremely cautious. If I wasn't I would have spilled everything to you right off the bat. Instead, I've found out that you're a girl that has a set of morals that were engraved into you at a young age by your father as well as doing odd jobs to survive. Oh, and from the little German you've spoken it's safe to assume you're a traveler just like me.
See what I mean? It's dangerous when you leave yourself open like that.
>>8047856
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8047920
>places an anime cooch in your face
>>8047826
I guess you can say that. It's what this lollipop is for. Doesn't seem to be working for some reason.
>>8047856
Amami Rantaro
>>8047855
Oh lawd.
>>8047856
CWO2 Trudy Chacon
>Nepgear suddenly shitposting
What's going on?
>>8047856
A Pimp Named Slickback
>>8047942
Was but a mislink
>>8047928
I think I could be arrested if they found out.
>use iphone
>be shitposting cancers
Neurons are fully activated
>>8047856
Suz
>>8047960
Okay nigga
>>8047949
MY. FUCKING.WAIFU.
>>8047856
Titty dragon
>>8047851
I've told you I'm not interested in people like that, but who's to say that won't change? Stranger things have happened to me.
Has this greedy character ever made an appearance here? I would like to know so I can prepare myself upon meeting him. He might...take advantage of me.
>>8047928
I'm not gonna let him do that! I wanna live n'not be eaten! You're bein' really, really mean!
>>8047952
That's not gugeugeugueguegegueuuegugeugeur
>>8047789
kys soviet
So. Any problems?
>>8047987
Time to kill the pedos!
>>8047856
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>8047985
I, Reigen Arataka, will swap this time.
>>8047972
>>8047879
>>8047987
Put the fucking dyke in a district with a male.
Preferable Araragi so it's full homo in there.
>>8047982
hey
hey
You should erp
>>8047987
Swap please.
>>8047875
>>8047939
>>8047878
No-Now...? So it wasn't even a real club? It was just you?
>>8047997
You're too generous.
>>8047987
Let's do this!
>>8048008
But...I don't wanna. All that stuff sounds really weird n'scary!
>>8047978
>those pubes
cute
>>8048012
Together we're invincible!
And by that I mean go kick that Satania's Demon butt for me!
>>8047961
Ooh~! So you're growing marijuana!
...
Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn't report you for this.
>>8047982
Maybe I am, or maybe you're being really, really selfish? How would you feel if his family died because of your selfishness?
>>8048011
>>8047987
Give my spot back to him.
>>8048025
Think nothing of it.
>>8047975
See something ya like?
You guys are being real nice with the swaps. But there's twenty eight people here. I can just get four more.
>>8047998
wtf i love idols now
>>8048045
Don't bump the game. There was a bunch of late cancer.
>>8048045
Zargothrax the Chaos Wizard
>>8048045
Shimakaze Removal Squad
>>8048045
Yumeno Himiko
>>8048045
Trusty Patches
>>8048045
Me and my wife
>>8048033
It's not marijuana! Who'd wanna marijuana scarf anyways!?
>>8048045
Squid Girl
>>8048045
Carol
>>8047928
You're certainly the observer, but most of that is harmless stuff. You got to open up sometimes. Of course only to those you can trust and are close to you, but it's not like people here are asking for your credit card number. I'm careful, but I don't let it consume my life.
>>8047935
Uh huh...is that something to do with like your blood sugar or something?
>>8048063
>leg kissu
>>8048033
So?! I don't wanna die! And I really, really don't wanna be eaten! What if he tried'ta kill you?! Huh?!
God dammit Okabe
WHAT DID I TELL YOU BOY
YOU BEST GETTING TO DELETEING THAT GARBAGE RIGHT NOW
>>8048045
Best suba
>>8048029
Hold on just a second! I'm not going to kick any demon's butt! I'm here to help you with the buckets, that's it! I have nothing against demons.
>>8048001
Very funny...
>>8048085
That's not Kazuma.
So. Any problems?
>>8048080
Don't you DARE comparing based Keanu to KK.
>>8047980
Well the important thing is to do it when you're comfortable, but I'd have to say please no matter who you choose... Have cute children, okay?!
But he's a judge that's really greedy, he accepts all sorts of bribes! He's the personification of greed! But don't worry, any money I take with him is donated to charity!
>>8048033
Y-you can't do that..!
>>8048085
>Best suba
>Not Kazoo
>>8048097
Well, I suppose now instead of swapping, I'll accept this challenge.
>>8048038
Everything. Give em hell.
>>8048027
She is pretty cute
>>8048114
Always
>>8048075
don't touch me nigga
>>8048093
I thought it was the buckets you didn't wanna deal with!
It is the "anti-demon-bucket brigade"!
You gotta deal with both!
She already beat me at old maid it's your turn!
>>8048097
Just more wallets for me to take from is all, now hurry and start.
>>8048073
More like body temp. Someone like me shouldn't be this hot.
>Without caring for the other's reaction. she takes her shirt off.
Whoo! Much better!
Looks like we're all good.
>>8048048
Uh... Thanks?
>>8048097
A lot of you die in the first thing. Are you even trying?
>>8048155
>H-holds hand
>>8048070
A delinquent that deserves ten years of jail time, obviously. You seem to be that kind of person, so I thought I'd take a jab at guessing it.
>he stops dialing 911 and puts his phone away
How about you tell me so I don't have to keep guessing?
>>8048073
It's not like I have a credit card or anything like that. My father's card, which is xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx, is at my disposal. The card I gave you a little while ago is my father's business card, which is how you'll get your money for dressing up in embarrassing clothes.
Someone like you, who's a nice and wonderful girl, should be more careful than me. If you're not, well, you've seen the movies with girls that get "taken", right?
>>8048079
I think I understand your fear, goat-kun.
>he takes a seat right next to you and pats you on the head
They're not going to eat you while you're alive. That would be disgusting and loud. The butcher will make sure you're dead before you go on the market. Isn't that wonderful? You won't even be alive to experience being eaten! That sounds like a deal and a half if you ask me!
>>8048173
>died on bloodbath
Damn my luck is shit today. Night.
>>8048173
>Kyuuri stares at the heavy rifle placed in front of her feet.
Th-this isn't what I s-signed up for...
>>8048173
Sorry to end you both so early, but I will NOT be dying in the bloodbath again.
>>8048173
>>8048144
It's that it? A girl beat you in a card game and now you want me to kick her as revenge?
>>8048173
>Smolgore struggles to even lift the shield off the ground.
...H-Help...
>>8048193
>The pats, while normally quite effective, appear to not calm down Smolgore at all. Quite the opposite, really, it seems.
Yeah, but I don't wanna die, either! It doesn't matter in the Arena, but in real life...yeah!
>>8048200
tiddy
>>8048173
>On his way to the gates of hell yet again he passes the master of the hellish yard and laughs.
How many times has this been now? Huh? My fortune? Of course you still can't have it!
>>8048193
Onii-san?
>>8048193
B-But I don't actually know what it's called!
>>8048206
...That's not the whole story!
It's a complex tale that involves someone I really respect becoming a lazy shut in NEET and it's all her fault!
>>8048173
Sorry if it feels Like I'm not paying attention. It feels that way because it is what's happening.
>>8048240
O-o-oh...
>>8048173
>>8048240
It really isn't like Call of Duty!
>>8048240
...I don't feel anythin'.
>>8048102
Have cute children? Kaito...do not lust after my unborn children.
Charity is great and all, but how do you know the charity isn't corrupt? I've heard of a lot of charities taking a large sum of money that is given to them.
>>8048210
I see I see...I think I understand now. You want an honorable death, correct? One of a warrior that died to protect his village. That's completely understandable. If you ask nicely I'm sure the butcher will duel you in an honor match. If you lose I'll be sure to spread your legacy far and wide.
>>8048227
>Amami doesn't answer because Amami is not her older brother
>>8048229
Then let me ask you this instead: Can it be smoked?
>>8048240
I'd gladly follow her to bed so that I can get some rest. That sounds nice right about now.
>>8048193
True, true. You could say thats where the part of me looking like a boy comes to my advantage! Besides, I've been many situations like that where I had to fight. I hate bragging, but I really can handle myself. My master taught me much and he's one of the best in the world!
>>8048150
You should really see a doctor then!
>>8048250
How do you know?
>>8048229
And is me kicking her in your name really going to slove that problem? You should be looking for a real solution instead of getting a stranger to kick a girl he's never met before.
>>8048240
I could stay here for a while, usually a river has a everything a man needs to survive.
>>8048240
Can you guys stop sleeping? Ah-ahhhhhhh. You gonna make me sleep too.
>>8048265
Why would I know? I don't smoke things!
>>8048269
Because the tomohawk didn't do anything!
>>8048279
Not in my name!
In the name of Tenma-Senpai!
>>8048280
Please better your aim.
>>8048266
There aren't many doctors that can help with this. I just need a pile of snow to dive in. Be right as snow then.
>>8048108
>any suba
>good
>>8048265
Lust? No no, I don't like kids like that, I suppose I'm just built to be a fatherly kind of guy is all.
Wait really..?! I hope that doesn't happen.. If that's really what happens what should I do with the money..?!
>>8048249
>Marlon being the upstanding gentleman he is loots her body.
>>8048266
The more I think about this, the funnier it gets to me. We really are opposites, Leon-kun. You and I...our personalities don't match our gender at all.
>>8048280
Hey, what's wrong? Why couldn't you look me in the eyes and kill me?
>>8048291
Fair enough.
Can it be consumed? Surely you would know this, since you definitely eat things.
>>8048265
What?! No!
...I-I mean, I guess that's better? But I still don't wanna die!
>>8048280
T-Thanks, but...can I never see'ya again? You're really creepy.
Who's least likable: Karen or Asuka?
>>8048304
>Unfortunately for him, things don't go as planned. Kyuuri slowly sits up and starts rubbing her head.
Wh-What happened...
>And it doesn't take long for her to realize he's there.
H-H-Hello? Who are you?
>>8048175
>retracts hand from your grip
Could you please not do that?
>>8048280
You can all go to sleep, I don't mind staying up all night.
>>8048291
So you want a stranger to kick the butt of a girl he doesn't even know in the name of another girl that he doesnt know? There are many things wrong with your plan...
>>8048319
Who.
>>8048280
I think getting killed by her is a fate worse than death. Oh wait, she is dead.
>>8048306
I think it's a flower so probably not...
>>8048334
But then Tenma-senpai will be free of her demonic clutches and can go back to being a great person again!
>>8048291
Do you have a console?
>>8048338
>>8047789
This bitch
or
>
This bitch
>>8048343
She must've just watched Gab play while she was licking her pussy clean.
>>8048343
Duh!
I have a gamecube!
>>8048295
>Marlon checks Rubic's corpse for money.
Now where are his pockets..?
>>8048325
>Marlon turns away effectively hiding his face and puts a hand to his chin in thought.
Hmm..
>He turns suddenly with a warm smile.
I was just checking to see if you were alright, you had quite the fall you know.
>>8048340
I'm not sure what it is but if it uses real gorillas, that's awesome.
>>8048350
Asuka is a bitch
Karen is cute
ez
>>8048334
>>8048353
>>8048362
>Runs around behind Araragi
M-Minion! Get r-rid of them!
>>8048340
Fine, you an come in, but you...
>points at Dranosh
Keep an eye on that cage freak, I don't trust him.
>>8048342
I see... And does this Tenma person really want to be saved?
>>8048364
>Rubick appears next to Marlon, leaning down and looking at his own corpse.
I do have gold on me, but I think its worthless in this world. Also be careful you don't fall into one of the bottomless pockets.
>>8048386
B-but... Tap-chan?
>>8048304
But I would be their father, so why would I need another fatherly person being around my future kids?
What you should do is not be corrupt. It's as simple as that, yeah? As a lawyer, you get more money than most people. Wanting more doesn't really make sense when you're already loaded.
>>8048314
Okay, I'm done playing around now.
You see Goat-kun, in this world its eat or be eaten. If a butcher ever came here and demanded you let him skin you alive, you would have to kill him. That's how this animal kingdom works.
>>8048342
An illegal flower...sorry, I don't think those exist. I think you're lying to me so I'd think you're cool. Truth is, I don't think anything of you, and I probably never will.
>>8048379
If only you demonstrated this kind of power when you shot that arrow.
>>8048364
Oooh, r-really?
>Kyuuri cranes her neck up to see just how high she fell from.
S-So you saved me th-th-then? Thanks...
>She reaches into one of the pockets on her robe and rummages around in it. A confused look crosses her face and she looks down towards it.
Huh... I-I was going to r-re-reward you for that but I think I l-left my money back at h-home...
S-Sorry.
>>8048387
Yeah! She told me to get a million dollars and make a fool outta Satabnia na dhten she'd be better!
>>8048389
>Hisses
No!
>>8048398
I can't tell you because they're from Hea-
>>8048379
Not be be rude, but can't you guys find someone else's camp to crash at? I'm trying to get some sleep.
>>8048403
Don't do this to me!
>>8048379
You guys need to be a bit more stylish in your kills. Looking pretty boring out there.
>>8048386
W-What? I'm not your minion, if anything, as the older member of the club you dragged me into, you should be my minion.
>>8048403
And do you have the million dollars?
I'm really horny right now
Is there anyone I can contact for an ERP session?
>>8048398
But...I really don't wanna. I know I HAFTA, 'cause I promised everyone I would...I'd get his soul if I killed him, right?
>>8048420
>Smolgore was unfortunately talking about their souls, not the humans themselves.
>>8048298
Sounds like a real hassel. I hope you feel better, but I'm pretty beat. I think I'm gonna sleep on that park bench over there. Take care!
>>8048306
There you go calling me Leon again! Why I aughta...you enjoy this don't you? Hopefully you're less of a jerk when we meet again, but for now I'm going to sleep somewhere secluded. Goodbye.
>>8048415
It didn't happen! Why would you even think something s-so ridiculous!
>>8048420
..I-It is like Call of Duty!
I think.
>>8048422
But it's my club! And I will get her a million dollars somehow!
>>8048426
Bolin
>>8048435
Because Anon said so... you're not going to have me killed, are you?
>>8048403
...From~?
>>8048404
How dare you try to sleep while I'm trying to survive. If you have time to sleep than you might as well die.
>>8048420
Congratulations. Not too many people can do this, but you did it. best of luck to you.
>>8048361
Let's play smash
>>8048420
Nice one, Asgore. Can I ask you something.
In other news, an ambush happens. I blame Parsee for what happens to her team.
>>8048420
You need that more than I do, I'll throw you another if find it.
>>8048435
But I'm older than you, you can't just order me around and expect me to blindly follow you.
>>8048426
Myself
>>8048427
I don't think that's how it works. But why would you need his soul? Are you darker than I had thought you were, perhaps~?
>>8048426
Bakery#1243
:^)
>>8048457
I was cold! That's it! I still only love Tori!
>>8048466
Uhhh...I kinda sorta need seven human souls, so I think I gotta kill seven humans...
>>8048428
It' is pretty late. Be seeing you.
>>8048388
Bottomless pockets? That seems familiar for some reason.. Besides, gold is good almost anywhere!
>He seems too distracted with looting to take the time to look over his shoulder, you shouldn't underestimate his love of money.
>>8048398
I mean.. That's what uncles are basically right..?
But he's not a lawyer, he's a judge. He makes the judgements and controls the fates of men! Many evil men have gotten off of the hook because of him!
>>8048402
I wouldn't say I saved you, I'm by no means a doctor, you woke up on your own.
>With his deceiving smile and attitude he waves a dismissive hand.
A reward? Nonsense, don't worry about it, knowing you're alright is reward enough.
>He raises a finger.
But if you do still feel like rewarding me I'm quite partial to ice cream.
>>8048457
Talk about bad karma. Prob shouldn't kill anyone from now on.
>>8048457
>her
>>8048446
He lied! Are you gonna trust him over something so silly?
>>8048452
L-Lichtenstein?
>>8048454
But Tenma-senpai doesn't let me use the tv...
>>8048460
I started it so obviously I can't be just a sidekick!
I'll do some Gravelord Games next. Dead hours are all too fitting for them
>>8048488
You have a gamcube, but no TV?
Can't you just convince her?
>>8048478
>Kyuuri removes her hand from her pocket and tries to stand. She wobbles a bit on her feet but makes it up.
A-Ah... I can't really get you any i-ice cream without money...
I'm really sorry. I'd like to make it up to you s-somehow though.
>>8048482
Being attacked by her must be like being attacked by a pillow. Can't believe she actually did it.
>>8048483
Stupid things happen when I'm tired. Surprised there aren't more examples in this game.
>>8048471
...
So in other words, you're a butcher? A human butcher?
>>8048478
You're not wrong, but you're not my brother. I may have an overwhelming number of them, but I would never forget each and every one of them.
Judges, lawyers, is there a real difference? Have you ever been in a courtroom, Kaito-kun? A lot of the time you have lawyers and judges sharing roles. Lots of shady stuff goes down before trials and most of the time it's hard to see who's deciding what during these things.
>>8048478
Bottomless pockets are quite commonplace where I come from. Unlimited storage is certainly a handy tool.
Besides, I don't have any gold on me.
>>8048503
She doesn't wanna pay the extra electric bill unless she's using it.
>>8048488
Oh! I've been there before! It's a wonderful little country. I assume you've been there before too?
>>8048528
Then... why did you buy a console?
>>8048482
I should have kept that mag... It could have spared me this pain in the ass...
>>8048488
Too bad, as the new head of the club I order you not to kick any demon's ass, not until you get the million dollars you have been requested.
>>8048521
I'm not a butcher! I'm a king! The king of all monsters! I don't wanna kill anyone OR eat them, but I hafta get seven human souls!
>>8048519
So you miss someone but mage to hit two right after. Wish I had that luck.
>>8048535
Y-Yeah, I was born there!
>>8048538
Because I thought I could get closer to Tenma-senpai if I tried video games and the guy I bought it from said I could play all the latest games on it.!
But she still ignored me...
>>8048547
You can't do that!
As actually leader of the brigade I say there is no leader and we take turns!
>>8048571
You've actually been lucky. Those games are really addicting, I already want to play more. You don't want to be like her, do you?
>>8048578
But maybe she'd get better quicker if she played with other people instead of alone....
>>8048561
We are so close. You wanna slow down now?
>>8048553
Because of a child's promise to his kingdom.
Asgore, I can assure you right now that nobody will hold this promise to you. You're a kid, and they most likely took your promise with a grain of salt. I wouldn't sweat getting human souls if I were you.
>>8048571
Now that's something! I should have known this before hand, so I apologize for not keeping up. One thing's for sure, and that's that you don't look as beautiful as the women in Litchenstine. You're lacking behind in that department.
>>8048591
Try massaging her back the next time she's playing, maybe she'll open up to you. And you get to touch her.
>>8048571
You are just the founder of the brigade, but now that I am in it you've lost any kind of power you had over it.
>>8048600
I-I'm still a kid! I'll mature!
>>8048611
Nuh-uh! If you're gonna mutiny you're not a real member and you lose your cool status!
>>8048513
>He holds his hands out as if he's about to steady her himself, but after she does so by herself he pulls his arms back.
Like I said, don't worry about it. That's only if we meet again later and then that's only if you feel like it's necessary. I know how guilt clings to a person like chains, so whatever to removes those shackles I suppose.
>He gives another deceiving smile.
>>8048521
Ah, I guess that's right.. I apologize for saying anything about your children then.
He's an old fashion judge, when there weren't even juries, in the courtroom he is the law.
>>8048522
>He pulls his hands away from the corpse and finally looks over his shoulder, he looks pretty pissed.
No money at all? I thought commoners weren't allowed to these functions.
>>8048601
>>8048595
Guess I just forgot to crop this one. Ah well. Not like anything happens.
>>8048600
I'm not just'a kid! I'm the king! N'a promise is a promise! I...I just wanted everyone'ta have hope! N'it worked, but...now I gotta kill seven humans...
>>8048623
Surely she'll be like "...eh? whatever." and let you have your way.
>>8048626
So much for love on the battlefield. Musta been awful.
>>8048616
Hmmm, well since I am not willing to follow any of your orders, it looks like it will be you against the demons and buckets all over again, make sure not to get your head stuck in one again.
>>8048616
Mature into someone that's growing illegal plants for scarves?
Do you understand how horrible prison is, Tapris-chan?
>>8048619
Thank you. My future children will be happy to know that you're apologetic.
I was unaware that the law too bribes, but that only means I can get away with whatever I want as long as I pay him. I have to admit, that's a good feeling.
Post the last video you watched
>>8048619
Commoner? I am Rubick, the Grand Magus! I am no common person, I can assure you that.
Besides, I'm only lacking in gold because they got lost in my pockets. When they say bottomless, they do mean bottomless. If you'd like, I could shove you inside? You might have a better chance that way!
>Even though he wears a mask, it isn't hard to tell that a dangerous smile is spreading underneath.
>>8048619
Really? That's, u-uh... interesting... I g-guess.
>Kyuuri is silent for a moment.
I don't suppose I could g-get your name?
S-Since you saved me and all...
>>8048634
Poor Trapis. All alone at night.
Now that Cancer King Hoshi left, who is the new Cancer King?
>>8048653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwz_mvosyeI
>>8048634
Hey, where'd it go...?
>>8048653
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRYREmJqho
>Watched, listened to, same difference.
>>8048657
Hey, thanks, human! It was really chilly out there!
>>8048653
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B54ehG5ep7E
>>8048631
Sounds like the people you rule over are desperate if they believe whatever you say. No offense, but I wouldn't ever take what a kid says to heart. If they want hope, then they better find that hope themselves.
>>8048632
....Will it work?
>>8048648
I can survive on my own!
I'll probably be fine!
..
>>8048650
I'm not selling anything though...
>>8048657
At least I got this scarf....
>>8048659
Yukine
>>8048677
Sure it will. She's not going to turn down a "free" massage!
>>8048653
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n77zy_iYF-w
>>8048653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb9ZU3pkao
>>8048675
But I'm the king! Everyone looks up'ta me! Everyone really wants'ta leave the Underground, so I gotta give 'em hope somehow!
>>8048657
Poor Trapis. All alone in death.
>>8048653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr1kImY9A1E
>>8048653
https://youtu.be/DATmGVGoBFo
>>8048680
I'll make this up to you somehow!
>>8048697
At least I-
...
>>8048697
It's okay, she goes back to h-
>>8048687
Based Beerus.
Guys. I heard a strange noise in my house...
What should I d
>>8048702
Can I get this written?
>gives pen and paper
>>8048703
>>8048697
Ain't that nice. A little boring but nice.
>>8048703
Back tooooo? Did someone kill you mid-sentence?
>>8048677
Growing it can still land you in jail. The police don't care as long as they fill their quota.
>>8048691
If they want to leave they should leave. It's not too hard to dig your way out of the underground.
>>8048697
I can't believe that goat is still in it. He's going to have some problems with that big breasted dragon and that scary looking warrior.
>>8048687
"Why would you ruin perfectly good pizza with pineapple"
Truly the best line ever said by anybody
>>8048717
Yeah!
>Scribbles down a promise to make it up to you and signs it
>>8048726
It grows naturally and is perfectly legal in h-Lichtinstein.
>>8048723
What happened with the singing? And I thought Gorey like big boobs?
>>8048743
In hell?
>>8048751
He's really going to do it, isn't he? Color me surprised.
>>8048726
Yeah, but there's this barrier thingy that keeps us all trapped down there! That's why I need those souls! With seven of 'em, I got enough power'ta break it n'free everyone!
>>8048751
>...Maybe I really am gay...
>>8048751
S A U R F A N G
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>>8048769
Nah, you can't be blamed.
Saurfang is irresistible.
>>8048761
Not Hell Heaven!
>>8048650
I hate to break this to you but just like how I'm not actually a doctor, I'm not actually a judge either... I mean you're free to try and bribe a judge but I don't know how that will work out.
>>8048654
>Marlon stands up and slams a foot down on the commoner's corpse then lefts it to check if there's anything on his shoe, he looks displeased.
Are you positive you're not a commoner? Because my shoe got dirtier stepping on your corpse than it does just stepping in the dirt. Surly you can afford to keep yourself washed.
>He might not be taller than Rubric but he looks like he's looking down on him.
>>8048655
My name? It's usually the person to ask to give their's first, but.. I am Gallerian Marlon.
>He gives a bow, but while his face is covered in shadow he looks disgusted, but he changes back to a smile when he rights himself.
So please, tell me yours.
>>8048751
I expected a sword or magic. Not what just happened.
>>8048770
Anons really getting what they want lately.
>>8048783
L O K ' T A R
O G A R
>>8048783
I like seeing different people win sometimes.
>>8048783
Aw, come on!
>>8048798
What even caused the most deaths this time?
>>8048783
Congratulations! I can help you get off the hook for those murders though...
I suppose I should show some gratitude.. Thank you for this I suppose.
>>8048743
Thanks! See you later.
>grabs the note
>>8048723
I meant Lichtenstein of course...
>>8048806
>thanks for hosting
Gentleman; How do we fix HG?
Hard mode: No kicking anyone out.
>>8048782
O-O... It's Kyuuri.
>Kyuuri bows as well.
>>8048769
Or you could get someone who's stronger than you.
Alas, I have no reference to your situation. I'm sure you've thought of everything already, right? That's why you made a promise to your people in order to give them hope, and possibly to impress that other little goat you like.
>>8048780
Growing illegal plants in heaven?
Are you sure you're not thinking of hell?
>>8048782
I've done it before, so I have enough faith in myself to do it again. It's easy to get what you want when you know how people work. Robots are a completely different course, however...
>>8048783
And he let me down. Such a waste...
Congratulations to the creature that looks like he could win these survival games with ease!
Thank you for hosting this game for us, host! You're a good man.
>>8048798
Well...congrats.
>>8048806
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8048782
My eyes are up here, friend!
>Rubick clamps a heavy hand on his shoulder and stares into his eyes, a faint green mist spewing out from the eyeholes in Rubick's mask.
I apologise for dirtying your shoe. I swear, I take my hygiene quite seriously. If you have any other remarks about how lousy of a corpse I make, please share.
>>8047798
ты пeдик
Taкжe
ты жeпeдик
Cheeki breeki
Why don't we go back to /b/?
>>8050564
We'd get banned for avafagging. Really, there's nothing stopping us from assimilating ourselves into the community they have their as long as we do just that, assimilate
>>8050700
I miss those days...
Post lewds!
>>8050807
What, before avafagging? Then by all means, their team battles don't seem to bad at all.
>>8050847
>I don't even into this scenario
>>8050867
I meant when we used to avafag in /b. I miss it. Back when the avafags interacted more off the events, than they did their circle jerks
>>8051168
fucking kek
>>8047789
hello comrade
>>8051168
I thought it meant you make her larger