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HG thread So this is the Wild West, huh? Where are the robot horses?

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HG thread

So this is the Wild West, huh? Where are the robot horses?
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>>8016829
IMMERSION: SHATTERED
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>>8016827
...Huh?
>One of the tentacles...scratches her cheek.
What do you mean?
>>8016829
Forgive me...
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>>8016829
Alright, let's get goin'!
>She bolts away from the starting point.
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>>8016829
Just realized a lot of people died already.
>>8016853
That ain't my fault. Blame the controls.
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>>8016801
You've got scholarship written all over you kiddo.

D's are passing these days, right?

>>8016813
Nope. I'm a newcomer myself. I had you pegged for a prepubescent pain in the ass when I first laid eyes on you. And whaddya know. I was right.

>>8016829
Surprised? I would be too.
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>>8016864
Do they even need to eat? Don't get many of those at my school.
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it is i
>sanya
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>>8016853
It's clipping textures. /v/ is used to those by now.
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>>8016829
Yeah, I am so scared of guns. Not like I haven't practiced how to deflect them in GGO. I'm like freaking Genji over here! So c'mon, tough guy! Hit me with your best shot!

>Famous last words, because Kirito spent so much time talking instead of getting ready to defend himself, it took the egg-shaped school girl but a single pull of the trigger to nail him right through the heart. Kirito fell to his knees, more shocked that he lost so early than anything before collapsing and exploding into a mass of particles and rainbow-coloured triangles.

>GAME OVER

>>8016871
If you're so new here then what's with the attitude? I bet you don't have a W in your name either! What games have you beaten anyway aside from HGO?
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>>8016827
But you told were the one who told Angie to do this, so she is just following your instructions that came from God, right? Sooooooo, Angie should do this first.
>She places the small statue in front of the other girl, just to make sure it's close enough to make the ritual a successful one
Now, the only thing that's left is the blood.
>With the small knife in her hand and a sincere smile on her face, she looked right into the eyes of the girl
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>>8016864
>She swings her read-end into Maria's head with such force that it snaps her neck.
Yikes! That was a pretty nasty sound. At least I won't have ta deal with her anymo...
>She notices the fact she's been revived.
Oh c'mon!!

>>8016871
...Eh?
You're confusin' me a little here. By D's do you mean my boobs, or...?

>>8016873
Hmm. I wonder if any of the other girls would like this Hunger Games stuff...
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>>8016829
You called?
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>>8016873
Ouch! Ouch!
>Angie just stares at her hand for a while
Well, this way Angie won't be able to create sacrifices for God, but maybe if she waits for a little a miracle could happen!
Yes, a miracle that will instantly heal Angie's hand!
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>>8016873
When I said make it quick, I only meant for getting the roster up. But hey, this works too.
>>8016890
For some reason I thought they would look cooler. Can't blame anyone but myself for that.
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>>8016877
Games are for children. The real fun is in the trenches knee deep in mud, blood, and beer.

>>8016882
Nope. But there's a pattern here that's for sure.
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>>8016903
Angie can't forgive you for your sins, but our generous God on the other side will surely think about it!
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>>8016903
Kilgore was right. Scorch the earth!
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>>8016903
>For added power, she clenches the tomahawk in between her buttcheeks and throws it mid-flip at her target.
>Ka-thunk.
Phew! That's a new one!
Didn't think I could manage it!

>>8016906
'Kay, 'cause I was gonna say, I'm only a C cup.
What were you talkin' about then?
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>>8016903
Sloooooooooowpoke.
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>>8016903
Rude.
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>>8016906
And suddenly it all makes sense. Hard assed military type, huh? Lemme guess, since you're a woman you had to work extra hard to prove to your male comrades that you were more than just a walking pair of tits? That all your effort to be the best paid off but now none of the guys want to ask you out on a date and now you're trapped in a conflict between the soldier you were trained to be and the woman you could have been?
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>>8016903
>Jumping into the air, the King of Bombers fires the three missiles at the man.
Hahahaha! That'll teach him!
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>>8016929
Well, I mean, I don't really know what's gonna happen, y'know?
Everythin' here's pretty off the wall! A little crazy!
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>>8016931
Like I said, it's my fault really. Though I guess it is yours too since you couldn't look cooler.
>>8016929
Was the nightmare that bad? I got like three hours in psychology, maybe I can help.
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>>8016960
Y'know, on second thought, you take it. I wouldn't wanna spoil my trainin' diet!
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>>8016924
>Suz places an apathetic hand atop her head and ruffles her hear around.

Nothin'. Good luck out there.

>>8016933
You sure do know how to say a whole lotta nothin. If you knew anything about the outside world beyond the safety of your little video games
What you've got to say might matter. Like I said before, you're a nobody and that won't change anytime soon the way you carry yourself.
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>>8016860
I'm calling pest control in a minute, I'm pretty sure they have some way of dealing with rogue octopi.

>>8016881
I-I'm, eh... I'm getting some new instructions phoned in right as we speak!
Apparently, yy-you have to collect blood with an ancient sacrificial knife! N-not some weird carving one, that won't do! R-right?
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>>8016960
Nozomi really has it out for herself.
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>>8016972
Eh?
>She will forever be confused about what she was told this day.
Eh?!
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>>8016929
>>8016960
Maybe Angie should've warned her about that in the morning all of us have to present a sacrifice! Oops! But this isn't a problem! Now that girl is with God, and he will surely resurrect her later!
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>>8016972
I am not a nobody! Does the title "Black Swordsman" mean anything to you? They don't just hand a title that bad-ass to just anyone y'know! SAO, ALO, GGO, there's not a VRMMO alive that I am not the best in. Except maybe this one and the other. But I'm going to change that.

>>8016995
Before you ask, yes, I like hurting other people.
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>>8016903
Who knows at this point, this place could randomly explode at anytime. Crazy, I know... but it's a thought I have.
>>8016960
W-What are you doing!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>She explodes into to many pieces.
O-ow... that wasn't... lucky.
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>>8016985
>She dives from the sky butt-first with such a force that it sends dust flying and shatters her target's bones.
>...
...Did I get him?
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>>8017000
Woah, now that's edgy.
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>>8016977
You really think this is my true form? It's just yet another blessing, ma'am.
>>8016995
Oh...the chicken. Hello again, sir.
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>>8016985
Never saw the big deal with parties. They're loud, annoying and you usually end up having a headache.
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>>8017014
>>8017000
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
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>>8016995
What's wrong? Cat got your tongue, Jacket? You can talk, you know.
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>>8017018
So, if I end up winnin', do I get a big prize like I would back at home or what?
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>>8017000
>The sound of moving fabric is all this "Black swordsman" would hear, if at all. If he looked back, the small ice cream girl would be holding her sides, kicking her legs, and pantomiming laughing her ass off.
>Without noise, she catches her breath, and wipes tears from her eyes.
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>>8017000
Give yourself as many titles as you like. You'll never be anything more than a counterfeit warrior.
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>>8016977
Oh?
>Angie stares at the knife for a while and out of nowhere she starts humming
I see!
>She once again turns to the girl and smiles at her
God told nothing like that to Angie, so she isn't sure about it! How about we try it with this knife first, and if it fails, we can just find another one that fits your ideas? Yes, that's probably the best way to do this, so could you..
>Angie's glare wanders downwards as her eyes are fixated on the other girl's right hand
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>>8017018
Well we got our one death a day. You can all relax now.
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>>8017073
She doesn't look too strong, but I dunno if I'll be able to catch her off guard...
I'll just keep watchin'.
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>>8017073
Angie feels weird! Like someone is after her! But she is sure about them being friendly, so she doesn't mind it all! Maybe if they come out of hiding Angie will be able to play with them!
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>>8017073
You guys listen to well for your own good sometimes. I was being sarcastic.
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>>8017000
"I was just going to ask for a smoke. But if that's where your mind is."

>>8017015
>Click
"Hello! My name is-"
>He talks as the tape goes silent
Jacket.

>>8017034
>There's a little pause before he clicks the tape
"At Hotline Miami, our goal is to always keep things professional and discrete!"
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>>8017014
You sound surprised. People are idiots. They need a good hurting to keep them in line. It's the only way they'll learn.

>>8017033
And what's the deal with airline food?

>>8017047
My "People are making fun of me" sense are tingling. Why do I feel if I turn around I'm going to see something that's going to ruin my day? Nope. Not gonna turn around. There could be a cute girl behind me and I still wouldn't do it. Turning around would be the dumbest thing I did today besides waking up. Oh dammit.

>And then he turned around and saw the girl, very clearly laughing at him.

HEY SHUT UP! ...actually you are kind of shut up. But you're still laughing at me.

>>8017055
Counterfeit!? Oh, and I suppose you're the real deal? Hit me up with that 300 confirmed kills speech then.

>>8017099
Well, you were either going to ask me that or advertise the latest addition to the Chik-Fil-A menu.
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>>8017094
I saw this one girl talkin' in third-person. You know, like, sayin' her name instead of sayin' "me" or "I".
Weird, huh?
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>>8017094
Geez louise. Yep, you guys will find somebody after this.
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>>8017047
>leg kicking
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>>8017124
Somethin' seems off here...
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>>8017108
>The girl gives a large grin, looking down to him and tapping her parasol against her shoulder.
>She seemed to be mocking him as she nodded.
>>8017099
>Neopolitan nods with a light salute to Jacket.
>>8017127
>Catching Anon's eye, she throws one leg over the other, showing off her legs and the boots over them.
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>>8017099
>She seems startled for a second at the sound of his actual voice, but quickly recovers.
Aah...I...see. I am Fluorette.
>She bows stiffly, hands clasped together.
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>>8017099
I would believe that more if I wasn't talking to a chicken man. Is the mask like a way to make yourself look less serious? Cause it's working.
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>>8017124
Nobody is left that we could hunt for, but you people need some group training, so let's go on an adventure! Angie can't wait for it!
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>>8017108
I'll hit you up with the back of my hand like your mother should've. Maybe then you'd have some sense about you
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>>8017124
Somehow they all lost each other after that hunting party. You guys sometimes.
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>>8017148
Uhh, I dunno about that. 'Specially when there's only a few of us left. I'd rather focus on winnin' than goin' on any sort of team buildin' stuff right now.

>>8017161
E-Ehhh?
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>>8017161
Keijogirl is tougher than she looks. She was drunk during that whole search party thing
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>>8017161
I sometimes miss the island. On this day we usually set a big fire to chase away the evil spirits!
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>>8017161
You girls were doing pretty good but this game gotta end sometime.
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>>8017185
Ah c'mon, I was so close!
I didn't even have anythin' either, just a bunch of beer lyin' around!
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>>8017175
Winning? Why would you want something like that when we could just stop fighting? That way Angie and the others could live in eternal happiness and peace!
Angie thinks that would be perfect!
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>>8017185
>the people who respond to slides die
every fucking time
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>>8017185
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>>8017015
What is your "true form" then? A dog? Maybe an elephant?

>>8017064
I really think we shouldn't! Wh-what if God gets upset that we didn't follow his directions, and he banishes us both to Hell? D-do you want to go to Hell that badly?
>Yozora presses herself against the wall, looking around for anyone to call for help.
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>>8017192
Well I mean, I'm participatin' in these games 'cause I wanna win. I don't see it as fightin', more like... playin' a sport!
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>>8017185
What a lame ending. You could have at least slapped him or something.
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>>8017207
Man, what a shocker. No one saw this coming.
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>>8017139
>kissus boot
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>>8017194
>he doesn't rig his games to reward people who reply
Lol..........
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>>8017064
>>8017201
>A little girl (boy) springs from nowhere, holding a tiny turret.
Back away from my girlfriend, you filthy mutt.
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>>8017217
The supplies must have been really worth it. You guys killed each other for that the most.
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>>8017217
Grats eggman
Thanks for the game.
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>>8017230
kys kamina
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>>8017221
>The small ice cream girl gives a genuine smile.
>This pleases her.
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>>8017232
Ah well... Thanks for hostin'...
Guess it's back to the gym for me. I must not be trainin' hard enough.
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>>8017232
Hard to be surprised.

Thanks for hosting.
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>>8017201
>Squid prayer unequipped. She now looks like an ordinary girl, albeit in a strange coat and looking like she hasn't slept in a very long time.
Essentially this, ma'am, just as we first met.
>>8017217
Congratulations, sir.

And thank you for this trial, ice girl.
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>>8017234
>>8017247
really makes you think
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First 24. No dupes.
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>>8017258
Reigen Arataka
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>>8017232
Thank you for hosting.
>>8017217
Congrats eggman-kun, on... however many wins this is.
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>>8017255
yeah really does
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>>8017258
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
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>>8017258
Suz
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>>8017258
Soviet
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>>8017258
Small ice cream girl
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>>8017258
Funny Valentine and D4C
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>>8017258
Fluorette
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>>8017258
Mizore Shirayuki
>>8017233
>>8017247
>>8017252
>>8017253
>>8017262
Thanks for the fanfare. Maybe you guys can win the next one.
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>>8017258
Avenger
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>>8017258
The Pebble
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>>8017258
Lady Bomber
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>>8017201
>As Angie is slowly getting closer to the girl it seems like her smile is getting wider and her grip around the knife is as firm as it could get
You have nothing to worry about! This happened to Angie so many times that she doesn't even feel it most of the time! But giving blood sacrifice to God isn't something you should be scared of! You should be proud of having such a wonderful opportunity to prove your love to him!
>The moment she got close enough to touch the girl, Angie reaches out and gently grabs her right hand
Nooow it's time for the ritual!

>>8017205
But, don't you think that's a horrible thing to do? This isn't just a game or some sport! You have to hurt others to get out, which means you must sin to win! Wouldn't it be easier to just to call a truce and live happily together?
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>>8017258
Lord Beerus
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>>8017258
Angie Yonaga
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>>8017108
"Funny guy."
"I'll take it you weren't the one who called me here."

>>8017139
You're back.
>Hey he sounds not miserable for once

>>8017140
>His baseball bat lightly bops her on the head as she bows
"We hope this will be the start of a productive work relationship!"

>>8017142
>Click
"-discrete!"
>Chicken man's getting a little close
>He nudges her chin up with his bat
"Were you the one with whom our appointment was made?
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>>8017258
Haru
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>>8017258
Odin
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>>8017287
It is I
Korekiyo
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>>8017258
Baby kitters
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>>8017258
Thicc Lenny
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>>8017292
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>>8017285
That's uhh... an interestin' point of view you got there!
I'm headin' out though, so you can talk ta me about it later!
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>>8017298
I like sneks.
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>>8017258
Slime Tits
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>>8017288
>She hops down from her seat, her boots making a faint click as she lands.
>Nodding once more, she lightly dusts her coat off with her free hand.
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>>8017258
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
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>>8017301
Byeyonara!
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>>8017276
I certainly plan to. It seems I won't be taking this one just yet, though...sorry to break my word.
>>8017288
>She flinches slightly in surprise at the motion.
...I, erhm, I can't say I follow your meaning.
>She rubes the back of her head as she rises again.
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>>8017234
Off yourself, Ramsay.
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>>8017258
tfw the sweet release of death can't come fast enough
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>>8017258
Captain Luna
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>>8017230
Oh? What's this? Someone is this eager to witness it as we conclude this ritual?
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>>8017288
>With her finger, she slowly brings the bat down with a nervous laugh.
Ha ha ha... I'm just a curious bystander. Emphasis on bystander. Don't really do much to or for anyone.
>She offers him a hand to.
Mizore's the name.
>>8017317
Hey I get it. If I lost like that in the beginning, I would think about what I'm doing as well.
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>>8017258
mfw job applications
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>>8017354
>>
mfw i have no face and i must scream
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>>8017367
mfw Kamina has no mouth and must suck dick
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>>8017347
Especially considering my track record...and I meantm ore because of our 'volunteer' here.
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(Okay, really sorry to the people I was interacting with but my computer crash and it took forever to get back. I guess that's it's way of telling me to go get breakfast or something.

Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting, I'll see you guys later!)
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>>8017381
How can you suck dick without a mouth? Unless his ass can create a vacuum.
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>>8017367
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>>8017389
Yes, thank you. That was the point.
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>>8017317
>You're very literal Fleur
>Jackey grumbles out loud again
Nice to meet you.

>>8017309
>The copper colored stains on his Letterman jacket are bleached to almost invisibility
>Almost
"How can Hotline Miami help you today?"

>>8017347
>So that's a no
>Jacket's wrapped hand shakes hers firmly
You seem to know my name already.
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>>8017400
>Long periods of isolation do that to you.
I...see. If I may, you, well, don't sound so comfortable with using your own voice.
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>>8017400
>scratches at her chin, looking up in thought. How best to describe...
>She tilts her head, forms her hand into a question mark, and then rubs her fingers together in the almost universal sign for money; indicating work.
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>>8017387
No problem. I'll be seeing you.
>>8017382
Don't get to down about it. You're doing better than what I did when I first started. About that volunteer, I'm like eighty percent sure that it's a fake. I heard it's been happening a lot lately.
>>8017400
>In comparison to his, her hand's icy cold. She quickly takes back her hand for that reason.
You came by a long time ago. Whether if it was you or a clone or whatever, there aren't many people that wear a chicken mask anyway. Easy to put together the pieces from there. So this guy you're looking for, got a name? A look? Maybe I can help find him.
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>>8017344
I'm here to stop you from harming this beautiful lady! Go do your stupid ritual on somebody else that nobody will miss!
Like >>8017331 !
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>>8017258
Zaros
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>>8017459
At least you're attaching your face now.
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>>8017466
>getting mad at RP
wyd
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>>8017466
Sigh.
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>>8017457
I have to keep myself to some very high standards.
...We can only see with time, can't we?
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>sighs sighingly
>Luna
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>>8017459
Buuut that won't cut it. Angie needs the blood of a maiden to be spilled on this tiki statue, or God won't be satisfied with the sacrifice! You can't be serious about using the blood of a horse instead of a human's!
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>>8017485
At least you're attaching your face now.
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>>8017466
>>8017510
Now we wait for King Knight to finally come clean.
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>>8017430
>A kindred spirit
"Collaboration in the workplace are always emphasized and promoted at our company!"
>The lack of heads to cave in is making chicken man antsy
>He lifts the bottom of his mask up to pop a cigarette in his mouth

>>8017425
Don't like much of what I hear from it.
>Puff
Your identity is worth concealing when you do what I do. People have ways of finding you, and anyone attached to you.

>>8017457
>Brushes the ice crystals from his palm
Only know a voice. They leave the messages, and I come to clean shop. Usually the targets are more...obvious.
>Ruskies and commies, better dead than red
Imitated, never duplicated. Bunch of punks running around in masks lately.
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>>8017459
If we're nominating guinea pigs, I'd like to put you up for the the little sacrifice.
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how would people feel about me making my own hunger games and having YOU guys play it?

great idea right?
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>>8017520
>She grins, her blinking eyes swapping their pink and brown colors.
>As he pops a cigarette, There's a faint click, and a lighter sporting a blue flame is held up to him.
>She seems to understand his dilemma and sighs.

(Sadly I gotta go for now. I'll hopefully return later.)
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>>8017485
High standards will just make you hate life, you know? I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just something I don't do. Guess you're right. I can wait forever for someone to show up. Can't say the same for some others though.
>>8017520
Had no idea the chicken mask was so popular. Must be a sell or something. Yeah, this place is lacking in big, bad guys to take out. Can only think of one at the moment.
>>8017530
Sounds nice. Not great but it's something.
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>>8017520
At the least, you have those you're attached to....
I won't keep you to using it. I...have the feeling we don't have much in common to affiliate with at all.
>>8017530
I wouldn't mind, of course!
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>>8017279
Aga, raz v nedeluy on zahodit
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>>8017501
>>8017498
>>8017466
Besides, I think the horse is upset enough to kick at you if you try anything.
How abooooooooout >>8017324 ?
He looks too tired to put up a fight anyways.


>>8017528
>S(he) turns to see the person talking to her out of the blue.
>Shimakaze turns back around at the chocolate cinnamon bun.
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>>8017580
Yeah that's right. Tuck your shane between your legs and run.

Trash.
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>>8017570
Huli ti tut delaesh?
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>>8017561
I am...HELD to a very high standard, and I hate to disappoint.
...I can wait as long as need be too, I'll give it a little longer.
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>>8017609
A chto nelzya?
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>>8017611
Hope you can get out of it then. Seriously, that stuff can kill you. We can both wait as long as we can but we both know there's no one coming soon.
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>>8017619
Mb hostanesh?
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>>8017633
Gde? Tut?
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>>8017258
Late Sir Dippingsauce
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>>8017545
(Seeyah)
>Jacket takes the light graciously and gives the midget another pat before she goes
>Kinda hot
>Kinda

>>8017562
...I don't anymore.
>He drops the cigarette and stomps it in like any other skull that's been beneath his heel
Already this far, aren't I. Why not enjoy it.
>Jacket don't be silly you don't enjoy anything
What compels a kid to go killing for the approval of forest sprites anyway?

>>8017561
I'm good at my job.
>The bad memories are starting to grind at him
>Too much talking too much talking
Who's he. I've got time, apparently.
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>>8017580
This is either Adachi, Yosugay, Kamina or LF.
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>>8017649
It's Kamina.
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>>8017258
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>8017580
But why would anyone try to fight back? After all it's the greatest honour to sacrifice a few drops of your blood in the name of God! But you have nothing to worry about, because Angie will just wait for the other maiden's return.
>Angie sits down next to the small statue
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>>8017638
Chomu bi i net?
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>>8017649
Seeing how relentless it is, my vote's on Adachi.
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>>8017642
dipstick!
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>>8017663
Mertvie chasi zhe
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>>8017643
Never said you weren't. They do say copying someone is real flattering or something.
>With a sigh, she takes out a large book from... somewhere. Flipping through many pages, she puts a finger on one page and motions for you to come over.
Name's Soviet. Wears stupid armor, preys on women, makes me never want to go to Russia. No one would miss him if he just vanished.
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>>8017643
M-my apologies for misspeaking.
>She averts her eyes.
Neither of us are very good talkers, clearly, but...a cure. Beyond that, nothing, I suppose.
>>8017631
I won't get my hopes up for 'getting out'. Not soon, at least....
>Fluorette sighs.
...You're right, aren't you?
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>>8017498
how do you sigh 'slightly'?
once it's out of your mouth its a sigh
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>>8017680
>Name's Soviet. Wears stupid armor, preys on women, makes me never want to go to Russia. No one would miss him if he just vanished.
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>>8017687
>sigh
Please learn to read
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>>8017680
i endorse that last sentence
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>>8017688
she's right you know

She's ICE COLD
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>>8017672
Anon!
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3/5/17

The day Ramlethal became a hateposter. Never 4get
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>>8017697
t. assmad Soviet
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>>8017697
>being IC is now hateposting
okay
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>>8017685
What a bummer. Don't know why you would listen to them in the first place.
>Taking her lollipop out of her mouth, she twirls it with a smug look on her face.
It's looks like I am.
>>8017688
Hey man. Once someone shoots you in the leg, you kinda stop caring for their well being. Can't say I'm not right either. See >>8017691. He understands.
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>>8017714
They offer me company, focus, guidance, and aid that I cannot possibly refuse.
...I suppose I should get ready, then.
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>>8017679
Da norm.
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>>8017739
Is this a Jojo reference?
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>>8017742
sorry its popeye the sailor man
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>>8017728
You should probably look for that in someone that has a bit more of a physical presence, you know? Hey an' thanks for doing this.
>>8017739
Well bye.
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>>8017742
Nope.
It's a Bakugan reference.
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>>8017739
hey kid u like beebles
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>>8017763
isn't that the sequel to beyblade?
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>>8017660
>Shimakaze takes a seat next to Angie and the statue.
What part of "you aren't bloodletting my girlfriend" don't you understand?
I'm not afraid to fire on you using Rensouhou-chan.
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>>8017680
>He sounds sickeningly excited just from the name, bat twitching harder and harder as she reads on
...sounds good to me.
>He pulls the chicken mask back down over his mouth
This one's on the house. I'm sure you'd have done the same for me.

>>8017685
>There's a portrait of a very bitter hitman
...word of advice, just between you and me: get out while there's still something to cure. Because one day you'll finally get that kill that'll set everything right...
And you'll realize that everything you wanted to be better for is gone
>Click
"Have a great day!"
>Off he goes to hunt Soviet
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>>8017778
Nope, it's a sequel to Citizen Kane.
Beyblade was the prequel to Bob the Builder, which then had a spin-off movie in the form of Zootopia.
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Well, it looks like I need 24, doesn't it? If you'd please.
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>>8017811
Mikan Kasagi
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>>8017811
Mizore Shirayuki
>>8017804
Got you excited, didn't I? If I was a little more active, I probably would. Well have fun with him.
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>>8017811
Dipper Pines
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>>8017811
Shimakaze
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>>8017811
Lord Beerus
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>>8017811
snek circle
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>>8017811
>>8017306
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>>8017811
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
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>>8017811
Avenger
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>>8017811
Tomoe
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>>8017811
>>8017811
Todd Howard
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>>8017831
...
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>>8017811
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>8017811
Haru
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>>8017811
Magilou
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>>8017811
Lady Bomber
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>>8017762
They are real, even if they aren't keen on showing themselves.
And it's my pleasure to be of help.
>>8017804
The only rarely ask violence of me. I won't lose myself to it.
>She offers a bow.
Farewell.
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>>8017811
Aoba Kazane
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>>8017811
a big, thick, juicy cucumber
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>>8017811
Rolling Girl
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>>8017811
Pirate Man
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>>8017811
Lottie Person
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>>8017811
The 4chan man
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>>8017811
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainnen
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>>8017811
Reigen Arataka
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>>8017811
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>8017901
I'm still surprised this is a thing.
>>
>>8017903
hey it's me santa
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>>8017929
satan?!
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>>8017947
damn...
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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